"The JoJo Villain Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

[@MemeLord-kt1us]

"fondle these nuts" "oh fuck off" "ORA" the best conversation I've heard all month

[@Loscyfi]

I watched it like ten minutes and cant get over it

[@MixtapeOnCrack]

Bestie I Died

[@thealmightyswordsman6484]

500th like

[@bigshot9514]

N O W

[@vegetaclanmain]

DIO: British singing. Pucci: Normal singing. Kira: Saying normal sentences with the background instrumental. Diavolo: Raged filled singing. Kars: Actually very good singing. Funny Valentine: Very wild west sounding singing. Tooru: Actually going along with the instrumental. Jotaro: *Ora.*

[@sinoyd8104]

Star platinum: Ora Ora

[@Noidea24-z5l]

​@@sinoyd8104 Stone Free:Ora ora ora

[@mrmeg8044]

Kars is good

[@Perfect-cell3]

​@@sinoyd8104now now

[@soggy_boggy3032]

This is the one sequel we all needed

[@koxrod]

realll

[@appleman6541]

very

[@tji1074]

And it's one we asked for:)

[@appleman6541]

yus

[@chromedokuro_]

Yes

[@atomicalee6347]

Hearing Kars say “absolute CHAD” was something I never knew I needed until today

[@takabutonafrogchair5299]

Yes also the what's up bitches

[@Brain200]

Wait a second... You killed Diavolo... that means... this video is cannon...

[@Mr_BrokenKeyboard]

He isn't dead, just crippled in every possible way.

[@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209]

@@Mr_BrokenKeyboard Jotaro maybe killed him

[@Ayana-LTLA]

He is fine! He just got violently crushed by a god who was trapped in space. He just needs to walk it off…

[@Brain200]

@@Ayana-LTLA yes

[@Brain200]

@@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209 maybe

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"Oh no, Americans" The sudden relaization every villain in the original continuity isn't American really gave me whiplash

[@jacksonbeals9129]

Very late but: isn't Pucci from Florida

[@HabitualThinker]

@@jacksonbeals9129 no, he’s Italian.

[@tsaralexis9459]

@@HabitualThinker he was still born in america

[@gaminganimators7000]

​@@tsaralexis9459by that logic isn't Joseph American?

[@tsaralexis9459]

@@gaminganimators7000 Joseph wasnt born in america pucci is descended from italians but born in america

[@JuliusDuck]

I predict that next christmas it will be the jobros, having their own christmas carol- Also, I *loved* Kira's "hey" it was just so- calming.

[@wildstorm3486]

Oh I’d love that!!

[@sunz9259]

@@wildstorm3486 same lol!

[@mxmvoe]

*hey.*

[@pat_fear1283]

Can agree

[@vanessamoorer3378]

Yeah it is. The way he sings his entire part is pretty calming, in a way.

[@blazingg3030]

Kars came out of nowhere being like "WHATS UP BITCHES" got me laughing

[@loganmorton1543]

“If I may quote the great George Washington, ‘Fuck em.’” Absolute gold

[@cailieisidro5758]

I giggled

[@OwO377]

Happy Americans noise.

[@BruceWayne80s]

I’m so gonna use that.

[@moonoftheblood]

Valentine is just comedy gold in every video that has villains doing shenanigans he's just so funny

[@jacobboski1768]

@@OwO377 oh no America

[@ojaskalra4863]

All the others villains sound proud of their plans while Tohru sounds like he's disappointed, like "Dam this is really the best I could come up with?"

[@chaeltrgg5658]

Especially when he paused reflecting on his plan even

[@gwathgor]

I love how knowledge about Kakyoin's egg surpasses time, space and dimensions xD

[@maozedong4010]

The moment kakyoin lay an egg every Jojo character in the past, the future and other timelines is either amazed or disturbed by it.

[@giovannivoltolina9968]

Apparently even universes, sonce Valentine knows....

[@B4dr4bbit]

It is a dark bit of cursed knowledge that snakes its way around the minds of all

[@koichihirose5495]

Wow! Is Jota Kujo

[@sakuyaizayoi4505]

Yeah jouta was messed up.

[@legeul]

I love the small pause when Tooru says "best plan.....that i had"

[@lil_mouss2004]

Its like "yes my plan is mehh"

[@kirayoshikage4728]

Damn that Jotaro, We villains can't even have a normal christmas party...

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

I liked how your verse was as quiet as the life you wanted to live. Nice song, by the way.

[@reimisugimoto3617]

That's what you get for killing me, Mr. Kira!

[@patrykgrzegorzko1340]

@@reimisugimoto3617 wow fucking wow normal Chrismas party and magic joe got there and nuts

[@Lcarp21]

:D

[@diobrando3601]

I know right.

[@CHILLIN2540]

The fact that Funny Valentine came down the chimney and everyone said "Oh no America" in unison

[@null7493]

Nobody: The villains: the best plan I've had

[@theinsecthashira]

Then the Joestars made it better

[@finalseko]

I love how Tooru is less confident about his plan being his best

[@vlady1236]

But his plan is really best

[@Manlikegibbon]

I'm surprised Kira's turn didn't have. "Goody two-shoes, are bound to lose when bites the dust rewinds the day."

[@logmil7757]

He already did but he kept rewinding the song so we he to change the lyrics

[@Manlikegibbon]

@@logmil7757 Clever answer

[@BigJohnny214]

I absolutely love the fact that diavolo is singing with anger, thats the only mood that he has, just like in the anime, we dont see him happy we just see him angry.

[@perogun]

There was that one time where he smiled before GER appeared

[@HupsoniX]

That traumatized Kakyoin is *PURFECT*

[@primeoctober]

finally Tooru is starting to be acknowledged alongside the rest of the villains edit: Hopefully we see more of him in the JoJo villain fanarts

[@leonakinglion3210]

Ikr and I love it.

[@oimate6357]

@just_a_decoy_grenade lol good one

[@flashydiver1770]

@@oimate6357 just know people actually have different opinions, for example I really love Tooru but others don't

[@somekinnn]

@@flashydiver1770 I like Tooru's concepts a lot but I don't think he gets fleshed out much in the part sadly.

[@flashydiver1770]

@@somekinnn Then again there are those people who actually like Tooru, it just feels like your forcing your opinion down their throat

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

I just love how kira is so dammn calm

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

As quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@vanessaa6293]

DIO:"This is Free Joestar zone, feel free to relax" Johnathans body: *"No."*

[@solidskullz5736]

They’re all on Santa’s naughty list but not on each other’s

[@idunnoe]

lel

[@that_1filipinofriend838]

5:52 Tooru in this video sounds exactly how I imagined him to sound like when reading the manga…

[@itzchrisyt2300]

Yeah this is basically perfect of how I imagined his voice

[@aperson3704]

Dang. DIO really was determined to steal everything from Jonathan. Even his Christmas song… DOESN’T STOP IT FROM BEING A BOP HECK YEAH

[@samuelrocha8652]

07:05 more like Christmas dong!

[@shenloken2]

You’re a mean one….. Mr. Dio! You’re really a self-absorbed prick! You’re a time-stopping Dracula… You’re a gold blood-sucking tick! Mr. D-I-O!!

[@bkb757]

What can I say? Jonathan didn’t invite him to the party.

[@nikkiespinosa752]

True😆

[@kagenb2391]

Kira’s voice is so calming and chill

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

As quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@Den-kf2ic]

Oh no American I love kira’s part and THIS IS A BOP

[@amaracaroline9482]

The absolute fear in their voices.

[@yoshikagekira7714]

Thanks

[@Den-kf2ic]

@@yoshikagekira7714 your welcome please don’t kill me

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

@@yoshikagekira7714 my stepdad works for the ambulance service

[@xplitegaming8295]

And the American country accent

[@Novas-Games]

2:41 There's a slight bit of happiness in kira's voice when he says, 'Hey!' here like he's enjoying singing

[@willwh9228]

I guess celebrating Christmas was apart of his quiet life.

[@kxrrlo_died5264]

"oh no, America" lmao, I have been waiting for a villain version! Can't wait to see if there will be another one next year, Jobros maybe?

[@dumbboi4938]

Hopefully

[@ChlorinatedPond]

Your wish has been granted

[@kxrrlo_died5264]

@@ChlorinatedPond oh crap, just about to watch it!

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Remember Kids, As long as Diavolo Dies, EVERYTHING GETS TO BE CANON!

[@matthewlightwood5412]

2:00 "How long have you been here?" "Since last week" THE BEST KIND OF JOKE ASFDGFHGJH I CAN'T BREATHJEG

[@narutonerd7714]

Bro you nailed how each way the villains would sing

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Especially Kira. That hey was as quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@mrskull6216]

i love how Kira is just talking instead of singing

[@HupsoniX]

Whole evilness of the universe came to one place to sing a song. And it's GREAT! Merry Christmas for everyone!

[@milanja2191]

You mean of the universes

[@HupsoniX]

@@milanja2191 Well, yes.

[@brandorgs_duh]

Merry Christmas to you too Fellow JOJO’s watcher

[@vanessamoorer3378]

Merry Christmas to you too, good buddy!

[@ToddyNeskaw]

Valentine isnt a bad guy tho(well... He is forgivable)

[@annapokropek5740]

VALENTINE'S ACCENT IS JUST MAKING ME SMILE, I CAN'T

[@darkduo_69]

We need to see more of your Kars, I love how he's just like "HEY BITcHES"

[@MixtapeOnCrack]

7:04 Dio: “No Joestar can beat THIS” Excuse you, but unfortunately, that ain’t even yours, it belonged to a Joestar first 😭

[@Litwicks_Lament]

We all know that the real reason Jotaro showed up was because they dare spoke of Kakyoin's egg.

[@tohruadachi7248]

If they made an English dub for Steel Ball Run and Jojolion, I wouldn’t be surprised if Valentine and Tooru sounded like that.

[@itzchrisyt2300]

God I hope not for valentine but this is basically how I imagined tooru

[@Breidablik06]

Now this is something I’ve been waiting for for a long long time. OH NO KAKYOINS EGG

[@Mauripsu]

I love how unenthusiastic Kira sounds, is so in-character to be honest

[@takabutonafrogchair5299]

I agree

[@killminewin4733]

Kira had mastered the ability to stand so perfectly still that he becomes visible to the eye

[@Black_Swan1937]

Yes

[@ashessakura7518]

Okay but can we take a sec to marvel at this guys bloody range of voices! This song plus the Jojo version and I’m in absolute awe!

[@gamertagstriker0936]

I wonder when part nine comes out will we get another versions of both the Jojo and the VILLIAN's songs

[@Enny-chan]

If there would be a part nine..I hope its a female villian..Im curious on what they'lle look like.

[@ragequitrhino128]

The JoJo one didn't include Johnny and josuke 8 sadley coz they said their not the same universe

[@mhh769]

I think only a villan One cause in the jojo's One they didn't put Johnny and gappy

[@riograndedosulball248]

For real, I just wanted a part on the Invisible Baby from part 4. Come on she was adopted by Joseph, she is a Jojo

[@my_name_is___1037]

“If I may quote the great George Washington, Fuck em” - Funny Valentine. Shit had me dying of laughter

[@johnnyjoestar5818]

I don't know why but, I have watched and readed so many mangas and animes but Tooru just seem to be the best villain I have ever seen, his ability, style, character and that villain can be just anyone and he don't even need to be that bad is just something unique

[@Hotdogflavoredwaterrr]

3:54 Is that getting closer or that just m- 🚗:*WHATS UP BITCHES!*

[@gabrielpelletier6202]

This was just golden all the way through. From Kars' "sup bitches" to everyone reacting to Valentine being American, to Jotaro showing up to just punch the shit out of all of them. And I see why they always lose: none of the Jojos are goody two-shoes. And before anyone says Jonathan, remember, his first reaction was to punch. Always.

[@christophermonteith2774]

no, it really wasn't. heck it took literal and attempted murder, and sexual assault before he started getting violent. also, did you forget his meeting speed wagon. at least as an adult it was, as a kid...he was a kid, and was still trying to protect people, even if he was a dumbass

[@joethegreat1008]

@@christophermonteith2774 true

[@saidi7975]

You're right. People tend to forget that Jonathan is a Savage when fighting and had quite the temper... When one of the kids called him a snitch, he went and uppercut him XD

[@DarioustheG1994]

@4:58 "Oh no America." 🤣🤣

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

"No Joestar can beat this! 🌭" Erina : 😐

[@mewmew539]

Lmao

[@ilikedinosaurs392]

Josuke8: 🤨

[@Mansa-of-Gaming]

3:49 Diavolo: Well, at least I can enjoy the view of the North Star. Me: Too bad it was a fist.

[@angrypoppy]

4:19 rhyming fear with stratosphere is peak song writing!

[@tiloslouighee1087]

Every time KAKYOIN lays an egg that KAKYOIN dies but another KAKYOIN is born from the egg thus begins the KAKYOIN paradox

[@TheDirtyBuddy1]

7:19 mans really walked across the street to see why there was so much noise coming from the house, only to walk in on this shit

[@JoicPersonal]

How dare Jotaro ruin the villains' Christmas like that. He's the true villain!

[@joinme5560]

River, dude, your Tooru voice is amazing!

[@josecorzo5517]

3:12 why this is so catching

[@Mollusc_music_and_memes]

Love how Diavolo’s one was literally just king crimson

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

2 Years ago Joseph: "No these two don't count" points to pictures of Johnny and Josuke P8 Josuke P4: "they're not the same universe." Present year Valentine and Toru: "may we join the party?" DIO: "Do you also hate the Joestars?" Valentine and Toru: "Yes." DIO: "Welcome to the family." Holds arms open for a hug. Diavilo: squished because of Kars "Guys, can I get some help here? I'm really hurt."

[@joinme5560]

"Kakyoin laid un egg" YOU ARE SO EVIL!!! WHY?!

[@not_anymore]

I'm literally crying this is so perfect. This is how I'm gonna be singing "Jingle Bells" from now on. The lyrics, the perfect voice impressions, the interactions between the villains, and the animation itself, it's all a gem. What a masterpiece.

[@Vitalogy_13]

Kira's bit was just yessss and Dio's "Oh fuck off" at the end was priceless. Good job man

[@MaotuanziMaotuanzi]

"Oh hurry up and open it, Oh he can't be that bad." It was that moment that I knew, silence can be deafening.

[@thepinkkakyoin3598]

This made my Christmas tbh… Also someone finally includes Tooru with the villains yeahhhh!!!!

[@bl4ckparade]

Jotaro: it took you 2 years to put together this? DIO: absence makes the heart grow fonder Jotaro: fondle deez nuts DIO: oh fuck best thing i ever heard before (7:48)

[@giornomaradiaga6092]

Yes been waiting

[@same1]

Yes

[@giornomaradiaga6092]

Lmao jotaro

[@Idothings1000]

6:45 this part had me dead

[@joesama8818]

4:51 that made me kinda wheeze

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

“No Joestar can beat this” >shows off Jonathan’s package.

[@jjbathemeextensions8866]

Erina: remember me

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

@@jjbathemeextensions8866 Truly Erina is the strongest Joestar.

[@StarNightSkys]

Now we have both sides of the story. This was indeed what I needed for Christmas

[@diobrando2499]

I remember being sad about the first one, you not saying "Kakyoin laid an egg." The prophecy is complete

[@blockycares3727]

“Help, im hurt very bad” that shit made me laughing so hard i coughed out my heart

[@Whacky_WooHoo_Pizza_Enthusiast]

Riverdude in the Joestar Version: *Shows a picture of Johnny and Josuke 8*. "We've gone through everyone. No these two don't count. They're not the same universe." Funny Valentine and Tooru in this video: *D O O R S L A M* "Elloo."

[@old_tech3269]

Kira sounds like a children’s show host

[@jotarokujo505]

DIO: Absence makes the heart grow fonder "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap"

[@WaterWayz08]

Best line: OH NO AMERICA!

[@thegoblin4948]

Kars, as a proud Pillar Man, makes the absolute best entrance.

[@alexandrajohnson3274]

The sequel we've all been waiting for. I would love it if next year it was both the villains and the JoJo's to see who could sing it better. Almost like epic rap battles. Holy crap you should do epic rap battles for Jojo characters!

[@Shadowmare4575]

Fonder deez nutz Best line in the whole dang song! Ngl, I really loved the part in which Kira sang

[@RG_033]

Diavolo: Yeah Giorno put me in an infinite death loop- Dio: HELL YEAH THAT'S MY BOOYY

[@Teethconsumer]

I don't know if I prefer Valentine's "To quote the great George Washington, 'fuck em'" or Jotaro's "Fonder deez nuts"

[@josecarlido8854]

this video is the best plan that riverdude cover had

[@Ricky71012]

Tru bro

[@P.V.3606]

The fact that Diavolo died now makes this officially canon to the lore

[@jeanjeanphilippe489]

I like how dio is roasting the joestars even tho he’s technically one too

[@dad5draco]

I did bot expect, "Kakyoin laid and egg," to grow on me.

[@Toffensky]

FINALLY A MORE AWAITED PREMIERE THAN NO WAY HOME!

[@cornucopiac1088]

Jotaro doing a deez nuts joke is something i did not know i needed to hear

[@sebastianbarzaghi6277]

I like how Dio still has Jonathan's body.

[@lightspeed7312]

Kars is the only JoJo villain that is close to being a hero. He wanted to save the world from humans. He was just very murderous.

[@chaeltrgg5658]

Pucci was too

[@lightspeed7312]

@@chaeltrgg5658 No. Absolutely not.

[@chaeltrgg5658]

@@lightspeed7312 He was trying to help everyone make it in heaven pretty much

[@lightspeed7312]

@@chaeltrgg5658 The thing is, he directly tried to kill an actual child. Kars at least saves a dog.

[@wildcherry0420]

Jotaro saying "fondle deez nuts" is now headcannon

[@Moon_Joestar]

Why WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KAKYOIN LAYING AN EGG!?

[@NataliaNeeSama]

You're right Valentine, old Georgy always has the best quotes!

[@mrantipatia1872]

This is amazingly well done... You are a genius

[@the_machine_tb8569]

I didn't expect Valentine to sound this texas cowboy yeehaw

[@darokolghai7942]

4:57 "Oh no, America" This is the best quote ever And literally is the expression of every other contry's reaction to them

[@Jotaro_k_25]

now we need a jobros cristmas song

[@elviswilliams1131]

5:06 Funny Valintine's song

[@vendettawasd4516]

I'm pretty sure jotaro wouldn't be able to fight more than one of those villains simultaneously and win, moreover I think he wouldn't be able to beat Funny Valentine, Tooru or Kars. He also seems like the real villain, Dio and the others were just chilling and singing and he came to ora their asses Great song!!!

[@abyssalserpent3679]

"moreover I think he wouldn't be able to beat Funny Valentine, Tooru or Kars." Don't forget Pucci. XD

[@vendettawasd4516]

@@abyssalserpent3679 I think in his prime (part 3) he definitely can beat Pucci without Made in Heaven, if Pucci has made in heaven I'm not so sure but I believe it's possible

[@iliketosaytruecomments3326]

@@vendettawasd4516 i mean he part 6 if he didnt save jolyne he could have killed pucci

[@ataberkdedemen9802]

The part 9 villian: “Am I late to the party?”

[@NotYourTypicalTeen]

We need a JoBro jingle bells

[@ForReal-s6i]

You dreams come true

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Your wish has been granted.

[@batjargaljargalsaikhan3473]

HAIL 2 U!