"The JoJo Villain Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

Performed & Edited by: Riverdude Covers
Lyrics
[DIO]
Dashing through the snow
To poison my new dad
It was so flawless,
The best plan that i’d had
But my adopted bro
Went and bust my lip
The next thing that you know
HEW BLEW UP THE ENTIRE SHIP (BOOM)
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[PUCCI]
Locked her in a cell
To lure out Jolyne’s Dad
So I could steal his stand
The Best plan that I’ve had
And then I sped up time
The universe reset
Stupid kid stole my CD’s
I should’ve used Cassette
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[KIRA]
I lived a quiet life
Noone could make me mad
Could never be found out
The Best Plan that I’ve had
But then the day rewound
My secret life was found
Got flung into an ambulance
And my head got turned around
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[DIAVOLO]
To keep my empire safe
My secrets - Iron-Clad
I'd kill my own daughter
The best plan that i've had
I once had the Arrow
Finally, I’d be set free!
But thanks to Giorno
I’d just die forever, Endlessly!
Jingle Bells
Giorno Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[KARS]
I slumbered in stone
An absolute chad
To find the Aja
The best plan that id had
I became a God
All mortals quaked in fear!
But then a freaking volcano
Shot me to the stratosphere!
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[VALENTINE]
Collecting the Corpse Parts,
You see, I’m not that bad
I would bring prosperity
The best plan that i’d had
But then my Love Train
Went and flew off the rails
When i was shot and killed by
A Jockey’s Fingernail
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[TOORU]
A Human made of rock
My whole life makes me sad
So i would grow some plants
The best plan that i had
Then the MILF got in my way
I had Bubble Trouble
When I got shot by Josuke
I turned into Rubble
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
(Pucci) But we are all so great
(Kars) Our Bodies are so rad
(Dio) No Joestar can beat this
(cut to Diavolo)
“Help, I’m hurt pretty bad”
{KNOCK KNOCK}
(Kira) Hey, did you hear a knock?
(Tooru) New Villains!? I’m so glad!
(Funny) Hurry up and open it!
Oh, he can’t be THAT bad!
Music stops, its Jotaro. sighs
Chorus continues sung by everyone over the sounds of screaming and ORAS
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“ORA!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
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[@soggy_boggy3032]

This is the one sequel we all needed

[@koxrod]

realll

[@appleman6541]

very

[@tji1074]

And it's one we asked for:)

[@appleman6541]

yus

[@chromedokuro_]

Yes

[@MemeLord-kt1us]

"fondle these nuts" "oh fuck off" "ORA" the best conversation I've heard all month

[@Loscyfi]

I watched it like ten minutes and cant get over it

[@MixtapeOnCrack]

Bestie I Died

[@thealmightyswordsman6484]

500th like

[@bigshot9514]

N O W

[@vegetaclanmain]

DIO: British singing. Pucci: Normal singing. Kira: Saying normal sentences with the background instrumental. Diavolo: Raged filled singing. Kars: Actually very good singing. Funny Valentine: Very wild west sounding singing. Tooru: Actually going along with the instrumental. Jotaro: *Ora.*

[@sinoyd8104]

Star platinum: Ora Ora

[@datonkboiii1944]

​@@sinoyd8104 Stone Free:Ora ora ora

[@mrmeg8044]

Kars is good

[@KingCrimso]

​@@sinoyd8104now now

[@atomicalee6347]

Hearing Kars say “absolute CHAD” was something I never knew I needed until today

[@takabutonafrogchair5299]

Yes also the what's up bitches

[@gwathgor]

I love how knowledge about Kakyoin's egg surpasses time, space and dimensions xD

[@maozedong4010]

The moment kakyoin lay an egg every Jojo character in the past, the future and other timelines is either amazed or disturbed by it.

[@giovannivoltolina9968]

Apparently even universes, sonce Valentine knows....

[@B4dr4bbit]

It is a dark bit of cursed knowledge that snakes its way around the minds of all

[@koichihirose5495]

Wow! Is Jota Kujo

[@sakuyaizayoi4505]

Yeah jouta was messed up.

[@JuliusDuck]

I predict that next christmas it will be the jobros, having their own christmas carol- Also, I *loved* Kira's "hey" it was just so- calming.

[@wildstorm3486]

Oh I’d love that!!

[@sunz9259]

@@wildstorm3486 same lol!

[@mxmvoe]

*hey.*

[@pat_fear1283]

Can agree

[@vanessamoorer3378]

Yeah it is. The way he sings his entire part is pretty calming, in a way.

[@ojaskalra4863]

All the others villains sound proud of their plans while Tohru sounds like he's disappointed, like "Dam this is really the best I could come up with?"

[@chaeltrgg5658]

Especially when he paused reflecting on his plan even

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"Oh no, Americans" The sudden relaization every villain in the original continuity isn't American really gave me whiplash

[@jacksonbeals9129]

Very late but: isn't Pucci from Florida

[@HabitualThinker]

@@jacksonbeals9129 no, he’s Italian.

[@tsaralexis9459]

@@HabitualThinker he was still born in america

[@gaminganimators7000]

​@@tsaralexis9459by that logic isn't Joseph American?

[@tsaralexis9459]

@@gaminganimators7000 Joseph wasnt born in america pucci is descended from italians but born in america

[@kirayoshikage4728]

Damn that Jotaro, We villains can't even have a normal christmas party...

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

I liked how your verse was as quiet as the life you wanted to live. Nice song, by the way.

[@reimisugimoto3617]

That's what you get for killing me, Mr. Kira!

[@patrykgrzegorzko1340]

@@reimisugimoto3617 wow fucking wow normal Chrismas party and magic joe got there and nuts

[@Lcarp21]

:D

[@diobrando3601]

I know right.

[@loganmorton1543]

“If I may quote the great George Washington, ‘Fuck em.’” Absolute gold

[@cailieisidro5758]

I giggled

[@OwO377]

Happy Americans noise.

[@BruceWayne80s]

I’m so gonna use that.

[@moonoftheblood]

Valentine is just comedy gold in every video that has villains doing shenanigans he's just so funny

[@mikzthepigeon644]

Not gold ITS DIAMOND

[@blazingg3030]

Kars came out of nowhere being like "WHATS UP BITCHES" got me laughing

[@BigJohnny214]

I absolutely love the fact that diavolo is singing with anger, thats the only mood that he has, just like in the anime, we dont see him happy we just see him angry.

[@perogun]

There was that one time where he smiled before GER appeared

[@Brain200]

Wait a second... You killed Diavolo... that means... this video is cannon...

[@Mr_BrokenKeyboard]

He isn't dead, just crippled in every possible way.

[@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209]

@@Mr_BrokenKeyboard Jotaro maybe killed him

[@Ayana-LTLA]

He is fine! He just got violently crushed by a god who was trapped in space. He just needs to walk it off…

[@Brain200]

@@Ayana-LTLA yes

[@Brain200]

@@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209 maybe

[@HupsoniX]

That traumatized Kakyoin is *PURFECT*

[@primeoctober]

finally Tooru is starting to be acknowledged alongside the rest of the villains edit: Hopefully we see more of him in the JoJo villain fanarts

[@leonakinglion3210]

Ikr and I love it.

[@oimate6357]

@just_a_decoy_grenade lol good one

[@flashydiver1770]

@@oimate6357 just know people actually have different opinions, for example I really love Tooru but others don't

[@somekinnn]

@@flashydiver1770 I like Tooru's concepts a lot but I don't think he gets fleshed out much in the part sadly.

[@flashydiver1770]

@@somekinnn Then again there are those people who actually like Tooru, it just feels like your forcing your opinion down their throat

[@legeul]

I love the small pause when Tooru says "best plan.....that i had"

[@lil_mouss2004]

Its like "yes my plan is mehh"

[@Manlikegibbon]

I'm surprised Kira's turn didn't have. "Goody two-shoes, are bound to lose when bites the dust rewinds the day."

[@logmil7757]

He already did but he kept rewinding the song so we he to change the lyrics

[@Manlikegibbon]

@@logmil7757 Clever answer

[@kxrrlo_died5264]

"oh no, America" lmao, I have been waiting for a villain version! Can't wait to see if there will be another one next year, Jobros maybe?

[@dumbboi4938]

Hopefully

[@unbreakableunion2350]

Your wish has been granted

[@kxrrlo_died5264]

@@unbreakableunion2350 oh crap, just about to watch it!

[@finalseko]

I love how Tooru is less confident about his plan being his best

[@CHILLIN2540]

The fact that Funny Valentine came down the chimney and everyone said "Oh no America" in unison

[@null7493]

Nobody: The villains: the best plan I've had

[@theinsecthashira]

Then the Joestars made it better

[@AramatiPaz]

Me: "I wonder if Riverdude did a Christmas song this year again." Riverdude: releases two songs. Last time I was this early Dio was human.

[@vanessaa6293]

DIO:"This is Free Joestar zone, feel free to relax" Johnathans body: *"No."*

[@that_1filipinofriend838]

5:52 Tooru in this video sounds exactly how I imagined him to sound like when reading the manga…

[@itzchrisyt2300]

Yeah this is basically perfect of how I imagined his voice

[@solidskullz5736]

They’re all on Santa’s naughty list but not on each other’s

[@idunnoe]

lel

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

I just love how kira is so dammn calm

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

As quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@matthewlightwood5412]

2:00 "How long have you been here?" "Since last week" THE BEST KIND OF JOKE ASFDGFHGJH I CAN'T BREATHJEG

[@kagenb2391]

Kira’s voice is so calming and chill

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

As quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@Den-kf2ic]

Oh no American I love kira’s part and THIS IS A BOP

[@amaracaroline9482]

The absolute fear in their voices.

[@yoshikagekira7714]

Thanks

[@Den-kf2ic]

@@yoshikagekira7714 your welcome please don’t kill me

[@rhyscruickshank9372]

@@yoshikagekira7714 my stepdad works for the ambulance service

[@xplitegaming8295]

And the American country accent

[@narutonerd7714]

Bro you nailed how each way the villains would sing

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Especially Kira. That hey was as quiet as the life he wanted to live.

[@Novas-Games]

2:41 There's a slight bit of happiness in kira's voice when he says, 'Hey!' here like he's enjoying singing

[@geht500ered5]

I'm surprised that none of the villains (except DIO) questioned who is Kakyoin and does anybody know that the "lays an egg" part is adapted when the Joker sang a Christmas song and said, "Robin lays an egg"?

[@HupsoniX]

Whole evilness of the universe came to one place to sing a song. And it's GREAT! Merry Christmas for everyone!

[@milanja2191]

You mean of the universes

[@HupsoniX]

@@milanja2191 Well, yes.

[@brandorgs_duh]

Merry Christmas to you too Fellow JOJO’s watcher

[@vanessamoorer3378]

Merry Christmas to you too, good buddy!

[@ToddyNeskaw]

Valentine isnt a bad guy tho(well... He is forgivable)

[@-yello.moon-6437]

We need to see more of your Kars, I love how he's just like "HEY BITcHES"

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Remember Kids, As long as Diavolo Dies, EVERYTHING GETS TO BE CANON!

[@mrskull6216]

i love how Kira is just talking instead of singing

[@aperson3704]

Dang. DIO really was determined to steal everything from Jonathan. Even his Christmas song… DOESN’T STOP IT FROM BEING A BOP HECK YEAH

[@samuelrocha8652]

07:05 more like Christmas dong!

[@shenloken2]

You’re a mean one….. Mr. Dio! You’re really a self-absorbed prick! You’re a time-stopping Dracula… You’re a gold blood-sucking tick! Mr. D-I-O!!

[@bkb757]

What can I say? Jonathan didn’t invite him to the party.

[@nikkiespinosa752]

True😆

[@Mauripsu]

I love how unenthusiastic Kira sounds, is so in-character to be honest

[@takabutonafrogchair5299]

I agree

[@tohruadachi7248]

If they made an English dub for Steel Ball Run and Jojolion, I wouldn’t be surprised if Valentine and Tooru sounded like that.

[@itzchrisyt2300]

God I hope not for valentine but this is basically how I imagined tooru

[@GorillazEnthusiast]

3:54 Is that getting closer or that just m- 🚗:*WHATS UP BITCHES!*

[@Breidablik06]

Now this is something I’ve been waiting for for a long long time. OH NO KAKYOINS EGG

[@gamertagstriker0936]

I wonder when part nine comes out will we get another versions of both the Jojo and the VILLIAN's songs

[@Enny-chan]

If there would be a part nine..I hope its a female villian..Im curious on what they'lle look like.

[@ragequitrhino128]

The JoJo one didn't include Johnny and josuke 8 sadley coz they said their not the same universe

[@mhh769]

I think only a villan One cause in the jojo's One they didn't put Johnny and gappy

[@riograndedosulball248]

For real, I just wanted a part on the Invisible Baby from part 4. Come on she was adopted by Joseph, she is a Jojo

[@DarioustheG1994]

@4:58 "Oh no America." 🤣🤣

[@MixtapeOnCrack]

7:04 Dio: “No Joestar can beat THIS” Excuse you, but unfortunately, that ain’t even yours, it belonged to a Joestar first 😭

[@Litwicks_Lament]

We all know that the real reason Jotaro showed up was because they dare spoke of Kakyoin's egg.

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

"No Joestar can beat this! 🌭" Erina : 😐

[@mewmew539]

Lmao

[@ilikedinosaurs392]

Josuke8: 🤨

[@annapokropek5740]

VALENTINE'S ACCENT IS JUST MAKING ME SMILE, I CAN'T

[@my_name_is___1037]

“If I may quote the great George Washington, Fuck em” - Funny Valentine. Shit had me dying of laughter

[@giornomaradiaga6092]

Yes been waiting

[@same1]

Yes

[@giornomaradiaga6092]

Lmao jotaro

[@killminewin4733]

Kira had mastered the ability to stand so perfectly still that he becomes visible to the eye

[@Black_Swan1937]

Yes

[@johnnyjoestar5818]

I don't know why but, I have watched and readed so many mangas and animes but Tooru just seem to be the best villain I have ever seen, his ability, style, character and that villain can be just anyone and he don't even need to be that bad is just something unique

[@ashessakura7518]

Okay but can we take a sec to marvel at this guys bloody range of voices! This song plus the Jojo version and I’m in absolute awe!

[@joinme5560]

River, dude, your Tooru voice is amazing!

[@joinme5560]

"Kakyoin laid un egg" YOU ARE SO EVIL!!! WHY?!

[@gabrielpelletier6202]

This was just golden all the way through. From Kars' "sup bitches" to everyone reacting to Valentine being American, to Jotaro showing up to just punch the shit out of all of them. And I see why they always lose: none of the Jojos are goody two-shoes. And before anyone says Jonathan, remember, his first reaction was to punch. Always.

[@christophermonteith2774]

no, it really wasn't. heck it took literal and attempted murder, and sexual assault before he started getting violent. also, did you forget his meeting speed wagon. at least as an adult it was, as a kid...he was a kid, and was still trying to protect people, even if he was a dumbass

[@joethegreat1008]

@@christophermonteith2774 true

[@saidi7975]

You're right. People tend to forget that Jonathan is a Savage when fighting and had quite the temper... When one of the kids called him a snitch, he went and uppercut him XD

[@parisking2939]

3:49 Diavolo: Well, at least I can enjoy the view of the North Star. Me: Too bad it was a fist.

[@angrypoppy]

4:19 rhyming fear with stratosphere is peak song writing!

[@antifleshnimbus]

Ive spend this christmas as enthusiastically as Kira sang his verse at 2:10...

[@gmelld]

I lived quiet year. Nobody could make me mad. Could never be found out. The best year that I've had. But then a new year have came. My secret year was found. Got flung into and time. And my year have got turned new. Oh Jingle Bells Jojo Smells Kakyoin laid an egg Goody two- shoes They're bound to lose When the time get their say HEY Jingle Bells Jojo Smells Kakyoin laid an egg Goody two-shoes They're bound to lose When the time get their say~

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

“No Joestar can beat this” >shows off Jonathan’s package.

[@jjbathemeextensions8866]

Erina: remember me

[@mukuroikusaba7998]

@@jjbathemeextensions8866 Truly Erina is the strongest Joestar.

[@joesama8818]

4:51 that made me kinda wheeze

[@thepinkkakyoin3598]

This made my Christmas tbh… Also someone finally includes Tooru with the villains yeahhhh!!!!

[@Mollusc_music_and_memes]

Love how Diavolo’s one was literally just king crimson

[@not_anymore]

I'm literally crying this is so perfect. This is how I'm gonna be singing "Jingle Bells" from now on. The lyrics, the perfect voice impressions, the interactions between the villains, and the animation itself, it's all a gem. What a masterpiece.

[@JoicPersonal]

How dare Jotaro ruin the villains' Christmas like that. He's the true villain!

[@TheDirtyBuddy1]

7:19 mans really walked across the street to see why there was so much noise coming from the house, only to walk in on this shit

[@old_tech3269]

Kira sounds like a children’s show host

[@josecarlido8854]

this video is the best plan that riverdude cover had

[@Ricky71012]

Tru bro

[@StoneGossardsGuitarPick]

Kira's bit was just yessss and Dio's "Oh fuck off" at the end was priceless. Good job man

[@NotYourTypicalTeen]

We need a JoBro jingle bells

[@user-mu6ml3ih9j]

You dreams come true

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Your wish has been granted.

[@batjargaljargalsaikhan3473]

HAIL 2 U!

[@Idothings1000]

6:45 this part had me dead

[@jotarokujo505]

DIO: Absence makes the heart grow fonder "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap"

[@josecorzo5517]

3:12 why this is so catching

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

2 Years ago Joseph: "No these two don't count" points to pictures of Johnny and Josuke P8 Josuke P4: "they're not the same universe." Present year Valentine and Toru: "may we join the party?" DIO: "Do you also hate the Joestars?" Valentine and Toru: "Yes." DIO: "Welcome to the family." Holds arms open for a hug. Diavilo: squished because of Kars "Guys, can I get some help here? I'm really hurt."

[@diobrando2499]

I remember being sad about the first one, you not saying "Kakyoin laid an egg." The prophecy is complete

[@Whacky_WooHoo_Pizza_Enthusiast]

Riverdude in the Joestar Version: *Shows a picture of Johnny and Josuke 8*. "We've gone through everyone. No these two don't count. They're not the same universe." Funny Valentine and Tooru in this video: *D O O R S L A M* "Elloo."

[@thatoneguy41269]

Jotaro: it took you 2 years to put together this? DIO: absence makes the heart grow fonder Jotaro: fondle deez nuts DIO: oh fuck best thing i ever heard before (7:48)

[@WaterWayz08]

Best line: OH NO AMERICA!

[@vincenzoditrolio6985]

4:05 wait it’s the stone of Aja?!!!! I thought it was the stone of Asia this entire time.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Me too 😅

[@Gamma2003]

Same

[@Teethconsumer]

I don't know if I prefer Valentine's "To quote the great George Washington, 'fuck em'" or Jotaro's "Fonder deez nuts"

[@jeanjeanphilippe489]

I like how dio is roasting the joestars even tho he’s technically one too

[@StarNightSkys]

Now we have both sides of the story. This was indeed what I needed for Christmas

[@thegoblin4948]

Kars, as a proud Pillar Man, makes the absolute best entrance.

[@blockycares3727]

“Help, im hurt very bad” that shit made me laughing so hard i coughed out my heart

[@vendettawasd4516]

I'm pretty sure jotaro wouldn't be able to fight more than one of those villains simultaneously and win, moreover I think he wouldn't be able to beat Funny Valentine, Tooru or Kars. He also seems like the real villain, Dio and the others were just chilling and singing and he came to ora their asses Great song!!!

[@abyssalserpent3679]

"moreover I think he wouldn't be able to beat Funny Valentine, Tooru or Kars." Don't forget Pucci. XD

[@vendettawasd4516]

@@abyssalserpent3679 I think in his prime (part 3) he definitely can beat Pucci without Made in Heaven, if Pucci has made in heaven I'm not so sure but I believe it's possible

[@iliketosaytruecomments3326]

@@vendettawasd4516 i mean he part 6 if he didnt save jolyne he could have killed pucci

[@alexandrajohnson3274]

The sequel we've all been waiting for. I would love it if next year it was both the villains and the JoJo's to see who could sing it better. Almost like epic rap battles. Holy crap you should do epic rap battles for Jojo characters!

[@Toffensky]

FINALLY A MORE AWAITED PREMIERE THAN NO WAY HOME!

[@elviswilliams1131]

5:06 Funny Valintine's song

[@lightspeed7312]

Kars is the only JoJo villain that is close to being a hero. He wanted to save the world from humans. He was just very murderous.

[@chaeltrgg5658]

Pucci was too

[@lightspeed7312]

@@chaeltrgg5658 No. Absolutely not.

[@chaeltrgg5658]

@@lightspeed7312 He was trying to help everyone make it in heaven pretty much

[@lightspeed7312]

@@chaeltrgg5658 The thing is, he directly tried to kill an actual child. Kars at least saves a dog.

[@hacky5004]

Your next line is "this is technically canon since diavolo died"

[@P.V.3606]

The fact that Diavolo died now makes this officially canon to the lore

[@IvaHaze]

The Cd’s line lol 1:16

[@elviswilliams1131]

2:54 Diavolo's song

[@htetookyaw8361]

Kakyoin laid an egg.Best thing I’ve ever heard today. Merry Christmas everyone 🎄☃️❄️

[@argie003]

Diavolo: Yeah Giorno put me in an infinite death loop- Dio: HELL YEAH THAT'S MY BOOYY

[@ataberkdedemen9802]

The part 9 villian: “Am I late to the party?”

[@SPIKYBOI69420]

Poor diavolo, even with the jojo free zone, he can't escape the curse

[@sebastianbarzaghi6277]

I like how Dio still has Jonathan's body.

[@tale7955]

Best Christmas gift is jotaro saying "Fondle Dis nats" *Change my mind*

[@MaotuanziMaotuanzi]

"Oh hurry up and open it, Oh he can't be that bad." It was that moment that I knew, silence can be deafening.

[@mrantipatia1872]

This is amazingly well done... You are a genius