EVERY "MOM" interruption on dream smp (technoblade,tommyinnit,ranboo..)

[@shade6001]

"i just spontaneously existed 21 years ago. I don't have parents." Me: wouldn't that mean you're an *orphan*

[@Tommy-vy6tw]

... is that why he hates orphans 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@shade6001]

@@Tommy-vy6tw wait he doesn't have parents, but he also said that his parents were ripped apart by a bunch of orphans so now I'm confused

[@cassettetapecopy]

it's all starting to make sense

[@omrakbgl]

TECHNO SUICIDE

[@endergamerboi6140]

He obliterates himself,everyday.

[@elijahc5938]

"Why did BadBoyHalo say quack?" "Cause he's addicted to quack." I died.

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

My humor is broken

[@Benmaster-or2nb]

@@1-800-CHRISSY mine too

[@Poplol_Quqoar]

@@1-800-CHRISSY lol

[@Abbie1004]

the snort afterwards makes it better, im laughing so hard rn

[@9SRR]

I read that while it said it

[@linda.assaf08]

“mooooom adults on the server are fighting again” - Ranboo 2020

[@lillycoil5199]

*2021

[@kirandeepsidhu8731]

It reminds my of * moooom Phineas and Ferb are making a tittle sequence 🎸*

[@waterwolf982]

@@kirandeepsidhu8731 t i t t l e

[@suceedingaroace]

@@kirandeepsidhu8731 title*

[@88marome]

@Kirandeep Sidhu tittle

[@tperryman44]

motherinnit: “stop swearing!” tommy with a higher pitched voice than my 5 year old brothers: *”why?”*

[@phari4820]

I love how he doesn't stop swearing when his mother tells him to but does when Dream's mother says she just doesn't like it but doesn't care if he does That's ChildInnit for y'all

[@annazuz0]

@@phari4820 child innit? Hes more comfortable with his mother, you expect him to start shouting at someone else's mother that you've never met or even spoken to before? Tf

[@phari4820]

@@annazuz0 you know I was joking right?

[@cappleapple543]

1:33

[@sliver_hollow8128]

@@annazuz0 can u take a joke reading ur bad interpretation of the joke just annoys me

[@clearsh8013]

MUM I CANT EMPTY THE DISH WASHER! IM IN A WAR

[@moskel1677]

PFTTTTT-

[@starfruit545]

XD

[@lucyc.3591]

*i'M In a WaR mUm*

[@Shikai_1188]

time stamp please

[@marionarrowsmith14]

I was waiting for that one disapointment

[@bellamoll]

I like how Ranboo keeps his mom updated on the smp tea.

[@anime_weeb368]

Ikr muma ranboo gotta know all the tea too

[@ftintin1]

@@anime_weeb368 it's mumboo

[@anime_weeb368]

@@ftintin1 oops mumboo gotta know that tea too

[@ftintin1]

@@anime_weeb368 yup lol

[@kong6581]

@@ftintin1 idk why but I laughed so hard and it like felt so cute lmfao

[@MrQuack-fc7yk]

"I DoNt KnOw, I tHiNk hEs AdDicTeD tO qUaCk"

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

*xD*

[@netheration]

ITS SO GOOD ESPECIALLY BC ITS RANBOO

[@blueberry2.080]

I just changed the likes to 1.1k and it was cool-

[@dyvn7]

And muffins

[@trimlukey939]

Technoblade: “I dont have parents.” *flashbacks to potato war, when he needed to pick up medications for his dad*

[@Ar-yp6nh]

*That was a distraction so that squidkid wouldn’t know*

[@Sam-fr4sk]

It was staged. Squid would’ve gotten suspicious otherwise.

[@aikokumi6301]

send link plsss

[@munsticop9727]

@@aikokumi6301 just search it up “potato wars” technoblade

[@HlTc-ops]

Well he still had them back then it just he couldnt bring the medication in time....

[@Mclovinwastaken]

Tommy: “MUM I’M IN A WAR I CANT EMPTY THE DISHWASHER” Techno “I’m live” “I understand”

[@sleezee6630]

293 likes and no comment??? lemme change that

[@A-Cat-With-Wifi]

Tommy: "I'M LIVE *M O T H E R* "

[@belle2721]

"that's a ✨nAstY foRk✨" - Dream

[@sxdyoutuber8050]

*angry screams*

[@reluctantfollower3006]

I watched that stream my ears were crushed by Drista’s laughing 😂

[@ommayayehet7850]

@@reluctantfollower3006 I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE SAME LAUGH

[@reluctantfollower3006]

@@ommayayehet7850 exactly 💀✋🏻

[@chloemae5690]

time stamp??

[@jazminee17]

💀 TECHNO'S DAD- Techno: "I- im live.." Technodad: "I understand."

[@jennastays]

HES SCARY-

[@SKNG_HVC]

@@jennastays AGREED

[@kiwi-240]

WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT

[@SKNG_HVC]

@@kiwi-240 I DONT KNOW BUT ITS TERRIFYING

[@AISpectre]

AND THEN JUST SAYS WHAT EVER AFTER SOME NOISE IN THE BACKGROUND. YOU COULD HEAR THE FEAR IN TECHNO AS HE STUTTERED

[@elspethrea]

Ranboo yelling too his mom about adults fighting for no reason is too funny-

[@nekotic_thecat]

He kinda sound like me telling my mom about drama in my friend group-

[@vio__6324]

@@nekotic_thecat I do that too

[@Its_Azurite_Losers]

@@nekotic_thecat o como cuando le cuentas algo sobre la escuela un ejemplo que dos chicos se pelearon o paso algo

[@nekotic_thecat]

@@Its_Azurite_Losers i have no idea what that means but okay 👍

[@yattamonke]

@@nekotic_thecat lmao same.

[@felixpeake7290]

ranboo speaking to a wall acting like his mum cares.

[@Shineci]

😢

[@EDude36]

Ok why did this make my day

[@laurinhafofinhacutecute]

F

[@knightslasher1892]

I didn't hear him? Timestamp?

[@marwalalalala]

@@knightslasher1892 2:30

[@1izbear00]

“Please i wont spam you” Sends 50+ texts

[@theservantsjournal]

😂 😂 😂

[@fikrifahrizal482]

that mean he can do more than that

[@laisha2235]

Exactly

[@ashleyveerman2598]

My mom's texts: Come downstairs He He He He If I dont check I have more than a 100× he

[@Gogo.Glitter.Gaymer]

Tommy's mum really be like: I'm about to ruin this mans whole career

[@Loggenout]

Childs* whole career

[@Gogo.Glitter.Gaymer]

@@Loggenout Tommy is technically at the age where he is in between child and adult

[@Dilucs_kitty]

@@Gogo.Glitter.Gaymer that's called being a teenager

[@Gogo.Glitter.Gaymer]

@@Dilucs_kitty so he's not a child

[@karl.jac0bs..380]

But she made it BETTER

[@logan-vx9zq]

i love how techno’s whole family has the same monotone voice

[@scuntt3604]

wdym family??? he doesn’t have one.. he just appeared

[@grapeleiva2266]

@@scuntt3604 he spontaneously existed 21 years ago

[@scuntt3604]

@@grapeleiva2266 yeah exactly

[@boneh5ad]

what family? where? are you trying to tell me he didnt spontaneously appear 21 years ago mortal?

[@lilypickel2275]

@@scuntt3604 doesn’t that mean he’s an ...... orphan

[@foodconnoisseur6333]

I love how Dream rarely swears but when Drista picks up a nAsTy ForK, he starts going on a swearing rampage. I love it

[@gitanjalisrivastava16975]

Y E S

[@xollaj]

got you to 69 likes

[@foodconnoisseur6333]

@@xollaj thank you 😂

[@emmyboo5102]

Worst Thing: I was using both my airpods on full blast. I didn't expect yelling. R.I.P EARS

[@royalplaylists1141]

I know- my favorite dream and drista moment

[@Taasnee]

imagine hearing your son shout "IM IN A WAR MUM" to you

[@vee.8602]

Hey do you want some dinner? IM IN A WAR MUM

[@rayy-zu5vm]

@@vee.8602 Lol 😂

[@None-jp7lb]

Dream Stan:- nobody can kill dream except techoblade Drista With Her Fork: Are you sure about that

[@Mexico-mi-amor]

Ahh yessssssssssssssss

[@willowisp4475]

Omg that was hilarious. You just hear- Drista laughing, Dream swearing and Shrieking

[@rosellemaec.maglangit3836]

Drista:i have a FORK and i'll put in ur eye

[@avatoraaengthelostairbende6682]

Fruitberries: Amateur

[@1179next]

@@rosellemaec.maglangit3836 Dream: Put the fork down

[@sammacdonald7837]

Technos dad sounds like a mafia boss

[@anjarogers8886]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@fizzyj3731]

Why else would he rarely ever show his face

[@pennywise5662]

Alright.. Whatever...

[@ffffalcaoBR]

Probably is

[@onenormalguythatbreathes7603]

Mafia you say... The boss

[@whos.C.C]

“MOOOOOM. MOOOOOOM. THE ADULTS ON THE SERVER ARE FIGHTING AGAIN.” -Ranboo

[@sloppyytopppy]

why is it so easy to forget that ranboo is only 20 ;-;

[@doubleslashkarma]

I like how Ranboo's parents aren't even in this it's just him screaming down the stairs

[@thatonescreamingdude7404]

A thousand likes and no comments!?!?!

[@arrexifc4540]

Lol no comments

[@totallyjokers]

Lmao Once dream did something like that too

[@electron3114]

Yeah lol

[@nnwethelegends4719]

@@arrexifc4540 who cares...

[@devin9934]

Dristas laugh is EXACTLY like Dreams

[@dimensionbeing103]

I was just going to write that

[@palatianator_007]

It runs in the family

[@affdafwfwa]

Yeah their like siblings am I right?

[@alexandriamumma663]

@@affdafwfwa yea

[@QarQarQar]

@@affdafwfwa yes they are.

[@_wjade_9820]

I love how it seems like ranboo tells his parents about everyone on the server, it’s so cute 🥺🥺

[@_wjade_9820]

“Gotta keep them updated”

[@debkalpapal2682]

Hey who is that on the Techno timestamp

[@Teegan200]

I can imagine his parents like “ranboo, how are foolish and dream doing?” Lol

[@rikariskedlife]

Ye.. and there’s me who doesn’t even trust my mo- lmfao

[@JustHere5503]

I wish we could’ve heard how he updated his mom on the ‘platonic husband’ and ‘adopted child’ situation

[@Ratburger_]

Ranboo’s one was “mom pick me up I’m scared” in a nutshell

[@leahleah384]

Which stream is ranboo’s

[@Sxnnetwashere]

If you look at the bottom or the top you can see the crowns I don’t know how to explain it but it’s on the third stream

[@aceoutofit6920]

@@leahleah384 2:26 is Ranboo :))

[@-DumpsterFire]

he sounds like candice from phinias and ferb i am not making a deez nutz joke you fool

[@emmgatewood4223]

What was the name of the stream?

[@biddie6789]

2018: T series vs pewdiepie 2019: Barry vs Larry 2020: Dream vs Technoblade 2021: Drista vs Technobrother

[@Benmaster-or2nb]

yes.

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Drista vs. Brechno Phobos said it before me.

[@HewoMC]

Lol

[@MobotMass]

Yes

[@alyssabranam2441]

Yessss

[@yomama5870]

"I'm live." "I understand that, are you going to be live in an hour."

[@hardeepkaursachdeva4412]

He meant that would you be still live in an hour?

[@kong6581]

Omg idk why I'm dying ahahhahahahah

[@NerveUnderscore]

Maybe he wanted him... not be in live xD for dinner or something, I dunno m8

[@farpurple]

maybe they knew

[@mushyjamie7259]

You can just tell that during dinner, Ranboo just updates his family on everything like "oh ! And also my son-"

[@cheerio3442]

“Today i made 60k people cry”

[@krixiiko_yuki5284]

Oh yeah- Like how he couldn't join MCC and he said his parents were disappointed bcuz HE was disappointed

[@cheeseandsticks]

@@meowka713 mcyt genshin fan mcyt genshin fan

[@karl.jac0bs..380]

"-my son jumped on the family portrait and my husband tubbo wouldnt stop 'awe'ing'"

[@UwUYT]

"yeah hey so I left my husband and our son and joined a resurrected terrorist to cook burgers in a van that was previously used for growing illegal weed and it's great :D"

[@madellyrics4541]

Ranboo telling his parents everything is just so *wholesome.*

[@idkaname8543]

Ikr

[@cutiemeowie8352]

His parents must be tired of him speaking lol

[@bl3hhhh]

it is

[@nekotic_thecat]

Ngl I find it weird how I *never* hear them *Then again I don't have twitch so-*

[@Olivia_Jayne_]

100% wholesome yess

[@user-qb4ne9yy6l]

Techno: “I don’t have parents” Me: wait a minute doesn’t that make you...

[@haileybenderman5743]

ORPHAN

[@jellybean3945]

...an orphan?

[@miracrystal3459]

He is the very thing he sought to destroy

[@iforgoree]

You fool! Orphans have parents, they just haven't met them, while techno spontaneously appeared 21 years ago!

[@LilyLouMay]

One of us One of us One of us *ONE OF US*

[@shckzz4465]

technoblade: “pffftt i don’t have parents” technoblades parents behind the door: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@shriyashdwivedi2457]

👁 👁 👃🏻 💧👄💧

[@wart6743]

seeing this comment gives me pain

[@Akyre]

. 🧠 👁 👁 💧 👃 💧 👄

[@reluctantfollower3006]

👁💧___💧👁

[@DarkAngel1117_]

if he doesnt have parents, wouldnt that make him an... *orphan?!*

[@LX3CT_639]

I guess mom, dad, brother and sister is now moms

[@homerderpson4539]

They should've just labelled it "family interruptions".

[@zuein381]

Yeah

[@incidius_X]

No they should have called it “when your dad brother or sister becomes your mom”

[@Whiddbsjdbdjsnzbd]

@@incidius_X when your sister becomes your mom 😳

[@sm0dc]

@@Whiddbsjdbdjsnzbd BRUHHHHH XD

[@yareyare9605]

The way Techno's dad said "i understand" sounded like he was about to murder " *Like father, like son-* "

[@Anonymous-wo6bl]

My thoughts, exactly.

[@TheBallotBoxShow]

this hurts a lot more actually knowing what technoblade's dad looks and sounds like :/

[@Scolar69]

@@TheBallotBoxShow true man

[@SapoWeonN300]

"Are you gonna be alive in a hour?" Probably

[@gyuhei]

@@SapoWeonN300 it should be *hopefully*

[@xyntivz9937]

Mooooooom am I adopted?! Mum: YEAH

[@cxaqua563]

its mum

[@nijhum3429]

MUUUUUUMMM! AM AH ADOHP-TEED!

[@tylerd.1]

@@nijhum3429 no but i wish you were

[@willowisp4475]

"Oh....." LMAO

[@k0pia4]

fun fact: that was actually tubbo- *MOTHER INNIT IS TUBBO* **CONFIRMED** *(GONE WRONG)* *(SCARY)*

[@jxstmxlly3664]

techno: i don't have parents techno' s father: *am I a joke to you*

[@givememychickennuggetsback1208]

Technodad be bringing the belt/sandal.. Or mom..

[@solankiminal210]

@@givememychickennuggetsback1208 the legendary weapon is moms broom

[@milosucksass]

@@solankiminal210 ik my mum beats me with a fucking broom-

[@asherzoldyck3642]

@@milosucksass I thought that was just a me thing-

[@milosucksass]

@@asherzoldyck3642 no no-

[@breadstick.6438]

Techno: "i-im live" Techno dad: *I understand*

[@NikaSix13]

All dads and siblings from this video: Am I a joke to you?

[@haydeny8459]

Drista go brrrrrrrr

[@skiiiler7943]

Am i a mom to you?

[@2.5rs_subaru]

They just put that because the title would be to long for youtube to handle

[@JustPolygolfYT]

You mean “Am I A Mum To You?”

[@NikaSix13]

@@lxk13 :O

[@messiethehamster957]

Technoblade is probably an orphan so that family reveal is staged to make him feel better

[@None-jp7lb]

Ur profile pic improve it

[@bigbearsaysboo4220]

But what would he do with the orphan obliterator if he is an orphan

[@None-jp7lb]

@@bigbearsaysboo4220 let's not talk about that

[@reiindex823]

In lore he is in a orphan, orphans killed his parents in lore

[@VinVin_31]

@@bigbearsaysboo4220 You must not know technos past-

[@The_Wallflower]

Title: All parent interruptions Ranboo: *Calls his mom

[@maddy8017]

“I WAS NOT INTIMIDATED” “IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE DONT COME IN MUM” Motherinnit at her finest 😂

[@Sillybilly4356]

FOR REAL THOUGH SHE FINNA KICK HIS (idk if I'm allowed to swear in your replies) BUTT

[@fshffkf]

Mummyinnit

[@abbyeatzpotatos8837]

my favorite part of the whole video 😭

[@jayrothegreat5589]

Motherinnit 😭

[@minecraftbees8850]

I don’t think ranboo actually was talking to his mom but it was still funny lmfao

[@emezai]

It was so funny live I was cracking it

[@Sam-ft7zx]

yeah it was a bit, he said afterwards that he thought his parents might've actually heard him lmao

[@itsjaz_]

yeah he just started doing the bit out of nowhere and it was so funny live

[@vArmistice]

Mum*

[@luvs4rory]

@@vArmistice bruh hes American there is no right one

[@s0ur_sweet303]

3:21 THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME WHEN HE SAID "CAUSE HE IS ADDICTED TO QUACK" HAS ME GONE BRO THAT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME

[@am_Nein]

"o.O I'm addicted to cwack 👁️👉👄👈👁️"

[@sky_da_dragon8698]

Right when I read this comment i made it to this part im on a roll :0

[@-Noah-69]

I squealed when I heard ranboo say that lol.

[@TinchoFenx487]

I love how drista's wheese is like Dream's but just high piched

[@boo7330]

"Higher piched" you mean 😀

[@thehatmanallegedly]

1000th like * p o g *

[@TinchoFenx487]

@@thehatmanallegedly POGGERS (dude i actualy didn't Even realized this like wtf)

[@lilieyana.x]

Wait higher pitched or higher piched??

[@yourstepsister2018]

@@lilieyana.x higher pitched

[@claireify1963]

"Every mom interruption on dream smp" First clip: *Technodad*

[@karl.jac0bs..380]

Apparently technodad is a girl now🐖

[@alieeea6278]

LMAO

[@lunadragonliz]

what do you _mean_ ? technoblade doesn’t have parents. he just mysteriously appeard 21 years ago. /J

[@thtzneem]

@@lunadragonliz ikr people are so dumb these day /j

[@jelly3186]

Wow

[@rekki596]

Ranboo and his mom have a good relationship-

[@ghost_shivers5276]

ikrr

[@tposeanteater]

4:45 dream tries to build a house after he get bullied by technoblade about being homeless

[@morbidcuriosity7207]

Different time

[@imsk13s]

what stream is that from

[@einchaotenwuschel]

@@imsk13s Here's the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIfZmmeNer55f6M

[@gaychainsaw646]

And called a teletubby

[@BLDw_TT]

@@gaychainsaw646 ̶H̶̶o̶̶m̶̶e̶̶l̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶ Teletubby.

[@becky7725]

dristas laugh. thats my laugh. i feel honored.

[@tonishort3503]

Sameee

[@imahuman-mh8un]

monke

[@kyoola5146]

Wait youre drista?

[@incognito-qx8do]

same. 😎 Were a cool bunch

[@divbani]

Do you by chance have a 21 year old brother who's name is Clay by any chance?

[@fizzy6621]

Techno: tells chat he doesn’t have parents Tommy: parents coming in when he streams Ranboo: fills in all the dsmp tea to his parents

[@TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence]

Still waiting on that Drista vs Techobro battle

[@kaylasmith1495]

Plot Twist the Dream vs Technoblade duel was actually Drista and Techbroblade at the keyboards and Dream and Techno at the mics

[@miaamia505]

@@Someone-Who-Exists can you gimme da link? I mean I've watched it but it's the animated one I want the original one But if you don't know the link it's okay you don't have to Pardon me for filling your notification...

[@unEmpressed]

@@miaamia505 kzbin.info/www/bejne/inrag4GLmpeghqc is the link :)

[@miaamia505]

@@unEmpressed Thank you very much! Have you good day ♡

[@grungjy]

Techo has 3 sisters and y'all want drista to fight his bro

[@thediscordtraveler5471]

Ah yes Technoblade’s dad is now his mom

[@Roneey]

The title would be longer than youtube could handle lol.

[@imthephantom3816]

@@Roneey pog

[@platinumknight_7]

@@Roneey lol

[@joranmeulemeester9802]

@@Roneey you could have said their family

[@flipper5594]

@@Roneey the word parent exists dingus

[@Heartsforkaty]

Not Tommy saying “I’m a DirtY cRiMe ChiLD whAt Do you MeeaN?”

[@TheClosetIsGlass_]

MotherInnit: STOP SWEARING Tommy when his mom leaves the room: *-Continues to swear-*

[@GenesisZeroC]

Lmao

[@moonnotfoundgamez]

And then you ahve ranboo’s dad 😊

[@KaylaaYukooo]

Ranboo shouting "Mom, mommm " its the cutest thing ever what

[@idkaname8543]

Fr

[@noormad]

When Techno's dad said "whatever" he sounded so disappointed my heart broke

[@johnmarkarth2249]

Ik I felt bad for techno when that happened

[@S2piditysFinest]

@@johnmarkarth2249 he meant the dad felt disappointed

[@johnmarkarth2249]

@@S2piditysFinest yeah exactly

[@usernamenotrecognised]

Techno says that his dad isn't bad and how he doesn't like how everyone's all upset bc he said whatever

[@DHMISDuckGuy]

@@usernamenotrecognised yeah

[@bludraws094]

“Hey! Mom! Mom!! The adults on the server are fighting again!!” Me whenever there is drama online

[@rizzaaguillon5821]

If only my mum would understand what im saying

[@ghost_shivers5276]

same lol

[@asherzoldyck3642]

I literally just yell at my mom in Spanish 😂

[@Rosa-rq2yr]

I was gonna like the comment but the likes were on 699

[@bludraws094]

@@Rosa-rq2yr now it’s 707

[@cheezitthesquirrel3135]

It really makes you wonder what was on that fork when Dream said, “That’s a nasty fork.”

[@randomlady4949]

probably just old food that dried on it

[@randomlady4949]

unless it was in a cup and he used the fork to stir and then left it there for 3 weeks and then a huge chunk of mold stuck onto the fork when drista ripped it out of the cup i definitely wouldn't know what that's like totally... i didn't use a fork to stir chocolate syrup into some milk to make chocolate milk and got full and left half of it full and then leave it for weeks hidden in my closet and then just throw it away secretly in a bag later

[@bigbric640]

@@randomlady4949 i completely believe you

[@aylinesquive]

@@bigbric640 totally

[@jupiterrose5140]

@@aylinesquive 100%

[@SnowcatArt]

I love how Tommy won't swear for Dream's mom, but he loves swearing in front of bbh XD

[@am_Nein]

Probably be like "if I swear in front of Dreams mom I will get punted into the stratosphere"

[@Baran_124]

2:43 Everyone: *Fighting in the chat* BBH: *quAcK!*

[@Taasnee]

that cured the whole fight

[@Casonplayz]

Skeppy and bbh where born as ducks and they found a book that let them become humans but it went wrong and they are half duck now - the Internet

[@ellenhorst1837]

i love how ranboo just has a whole conversation with his parents on live 💀

[@shrekkermit7135]

Techno's dad sounds like a mafia boss Drista the annoying sister Techobro the annoying brother Tommy's mom the un-intimidated mom Dream's mom the nice mom Ranboo's the one who wants to hear drama Edit: Thanks for 1.4k likes Edit: forgot about this comment thanks for 7.7k likes

[@dull_demon4717]

Ranboo's was a bit tho lmao

[@sssymoon]

@@dull_demon4717 still pretty funny

[@dull_demon4717]

@@sssymoon oh yeah, definitely

[@Sopixelz_]

Ranboo's mother must have been so confused

[@luvariaa]

@@Sopixelz_ idk if its true or not but i saw somewhere that he was home alone

[@whodamncares6154]

Techno’s dad voice is so deep holy fuck, are they Corpse Husband cousins or sum????

[@alexbrenton1119]

Are we simping for techno dad now..?

[@eir1an938]

@@alexbrenton1119 people _have_ been into dilfs lately...

[@eir1an938]

@mushrooom IM JUS SAYING I DIDNT SAY HES A DILF BUT IM JUS SAYING 🥂

[@whodamncares6154]

@mushrooom no no they got a point

[@Totally_MissMillz]

@@alexbrenton1119 guess so

[@ghostrider9538]

Dream: I'm not scared of anything. Drista: *Nasty fork* ?

[@enternamehere4124]

Techno:**has a brother** Me: this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@muhaiminakbar4472]

Oh no Technoblade successor!

[@theta_moon477]

He has sisters too. Their multiplying

[@enternamehere4124]

@@theta_moon477 theres too many of them! What are whe going to do?!

[@theta_moon477]

@@enternamehere4124 All we can afford to do is await their reckoning. We will not survive

[@nveah7468]

@@enternamehere4124 he made a video with a sister a couple years ago

[@NuggetHQ]

Ran-mom: why did BBH say quack? Ranboo: cause he's adducted to quack EDIT: Thank you all for the likes

[@foxlyticalxd2562]

Ity

[@jibblejoobers]

He's ad- DUCK-ted to quack I'm sorry i had to i couldn't throw away this opportunity

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

lAwL

[@vhgghmaavuy9559]

Yes i also watched this video

[@amina-hh5kb]

more like crack

[@arthurmorgansson]

Techno’s Dad 2 years ago: I understand. whatever Techno’s dad now: Technoblade left a message, and im here to read it out to you.

[@skyyshrts]

i swear dream's gotta get ptsd whenever he sees a fork by now

[@Lady_KERSHeon]

Yes

[@EV1NRUDE]

Technodad feels like that bad ass father in a movie like, imagine technoblade standing like in a planning room and then technodad comes in like: Son, let me do this..

[@CassidyGold_TheGreat]

*“MMOMMMMM THE ADULTS ON THE SERVER AREEEE FIGHHHTTINGGG AGAAINNNNNNN”* Sounds like me 💀

[@royalplaylists1141]

Wait technos fathers voice is even more monotoned then technos- it really is possible Edit: holy heck tysm for so many likes! Like 666 tysm I usually only get up to 3 or 4!

[@mitsi7365]

LOL

[@jai2820]

TIMESTAMP? PLS I CANT I CANNOT SEE IT

[@bonbon3473]

@@jai2820 lol its at the very start of the video its very low so you cant really hear it

[@adrianadenise1036]

Runs in the family i guess

[@royalplaylists1141]

@@adrianadenise1036 yep guess so

[@mary_indes2761]

if u included the whole clip on ranboo it would've been funnier bc he explains how his parents r just listening to him scream but not actually caring and its rly funny in stream

[@arrow6131]

“I don’t have parents” - techno. So doesn’t that mean you’re an orphan?😳

[@SilverNut_]

His parents were killed by orphans.......that's why he's killing them

[@Orcawarrior2]

Tubdad is the most impressive man ever. He actually could verbally direct Tubbo on how to use a food processor, like I cant figure that shit out with pictures and stuff

[@Bee-qc9dg]

"I don’t have parents" Wait so if he doesn’t have parents then does that mean he’s a... WAIT A SECOND

[@katelynaivaz4167]

AHAHAHAHA

[@directioner4859]

HOLD UP

[@Lunkzonyt]

He birthed himself

[@zcmbiez]

AYO?

[@zerelflwr]

A god never have a parents

[@bunnioo]

Why dose Ranboo sound like an only child when he yelled “mom, mom the adults are fighting” 🤣🤣

[@bathtubs.]

most people when technos dad talks: OMG HES ABUSING U GRRR

[@Sovietdeprus]

I forgot about that and then everyone was like you must have bad relationship with your dad

[@bathtubs.]

@bagel bites respectful dadno

[@_papaia_-9536]

technoblade’s voice when he talked to his father went down so deep

[@PrismaPog_17]

5:01 Drista’s laugh is just like his brother!

[@Dreamsmpclipsfunny]

It’s her brother POV sorry if this made you mad i justed wanted you to know 😅

[@timothynicholson4328]

5:02 for some odd reason Drista’s laugh sounds exactly like Dream’s laugh

[@irierubio623]

Yea maybe cause there related

[@ant3179]

Hmm take a wild guess….. *maybe cause they are siblings and are related*

[@iod1ne]

Yeah I wonder why…

[@alieeea6278]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@lukajavaxishvili1084]

GENETIC

[@rayray2055]

I love how Tommy will swear when his own mother tells him not to but when dreams mum says she doesn't like swearing but it's his choice he will voluntarily not swear

[@m00nlit_sage]

“cuz hes addicted to quack” THAT MADE ME WHEEZE

[@nightmare_ash716]

Tommy: “ I’m streaming im streaming!” Motherinnit: “ okay I love you” Tommy:” mum don’t say love you I’m live.” ... Tommy: “ love you too mother....”

[@brie226]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[@boo7330]

Thats- 🤧

[@franz.4385]

That was so sweet omfg

[@samiyahshaikh]

@Gianluca GAMER I watched he whole video and don't remember seeing it :(

[@wallfishz]

@@franz.4385 yes

[@momomonkey9505]

Tommy is prolly paying the bills I’m sure he can let a few swears slip lmao

[@lillyshooby4083]

It's not a few... It's like 100

[@ryanfontenot5063]

@@lillyshooby4083 100 is his hourly wage

[@lillyshooby4083]

@@ryanfontenot5063 pfffft

[@grey7685]

@@ryanfontenot5063 more like 1000 mans makes like $1200 in the first 10 mins of his streams off of subs alone, and then things slow down a bit from there lmao

[@ryanfontenot5063]

@@grey7685 nah I meant his swearing hourly wage

[@star539-k7z]

4:37 Dream: gets threatened with fork Drista: *psychotic laughs*

[@Thesweetembraceofvoid]

I love how I can just barely tell the difference between Techno's voice and his dad's.

[@ghost_shivers5276]

same

[@krishnagopnarayan4381]

0:24 the way his dad was like "whatever" lmao

[@justaboomereyeball5867]

Don't tell my parents they think I have a job

[@darkpro_xgm]

​@@justaboomereyeball5867 yoooooo let's get this comment trending and on the national news LES GOO

[@wonderstruck.]

Technodad later revealed he was upset that Techno would be missing the Christmas tree-shopping bc he was streaming 🥲

[@annaswagmoney]

At 2:15 I thought Tommy was going to get up to apologize to his mom but instead he closed the door lmao

[@greysonpringle]

Dristas laugh is honestly amazing

[@yoriichitsugikuni6970]

Simp, you are.

[@yeonjundaiiy6690]

@@yoriichitsugikuni6970 she’s a minor...

[@idontwanthishandle]

@@yoriichitsugikuni6970 average pewdiepie fan

[@starlighgame2979]

@@yoriichitsugikuni6970 op-

[@aphrodite9675]

Dream yelling at drista about the fork has me DEEEAADDD😂😂

[@mattstevens4342]

I love how tommy lets his mum know that he is streaming so she doesn’t walk in

[@ItzKawaiiKitty]

Imagine techno’s brother and Dream’s sister actually doing a duel!!! I’d kill to see that

[@FoxoWing]

I think Texhno has a sister. She was in first grade last I heard

[@FoxoWing]

Oh nvm he has both

[@Christuna.x]

Yassss

[@mariebea2568]

@@FoxoWing Techno’s sister is in 11-13 years old now, because i think that video was around 6 years ago

[@Avriellll]

Techno: i just spontaneously appeared 21 years ago. I dont have parents Me: ORPHAN

[@corydawodu.]

Nope

[@kasullivan1976]

He wantd revenge

[@wallfishz]

✨ O R P H A N ✨

[@ace.luvs.drpepper]

6:44 “i **loved** your blitz parody” -Drista *BAHAH LOVED*

[@nicoreii]

"MOM THE ADULTS ON THE SERVER ARE FIGHTING AGAIN"

[@yeonjundaiiy6690]

“RANBOO I TOLD YOU TO IGNORE THEM”

[@sillylord007]

technoblade: "i don't have parents" me: orphan? *slowly pulls out sword*

[@renxi693]

technoblade never dies-

[@Versatle1_]

@@renxi693 blood for the blood god >:D

[@Cocoa.The_Fox]

"I don't have parents" *Techno has become the enemy that he has sworn to kill.*

[@legendsocool644]

Tommys mom should join the dream SMP her user would be motherinnit

[@vArmistice]

Mum*

[@crypticshadows]

@@vArmistice it’s mom in America and also it doesn’t matter it’s really annoying when you correct stuff like that

[@slug7394]

@@crypticshadows yeah but Tommy's British so it would be mum lmfao

[@moon._.munchkinorhaikyuush2599]

@@vArmistice mother can still be used in Britain you know😑 I am British myself

[@crypticshadows]

@@slug7394 yeah but it literally doesn’t matter. It’s not a mistake either way, that person is probably from a place that says mom and tommy being British won’t change it

[@Glowstick48]

So why haven’t we got the Drista vs Brechno fight yet

[@thegamerz4840]

First

[@Glowstick48]

@@thegamerz4840 wtf

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

The sponsors have to be informed, there is training to be done, the time and stage has to be set, and of course the Blood Gods DEMAND there sacrifice.

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

By the way 4th and 5th comment, yessss.

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

You mean technobro

[@thedollshow9465]

1:41 *Jack's laugh is my therapy,I love it and I don't know why*

[@imaginechi7677]

Same

[@ded_rusedfgejashB]

Seal intensifies

[@nezzar6347]

"IM IN A WAR MOM!! NO I CANT EMPTY THE DISHWASHER IM IN A WAR"

[@H4ppyGoLucy]

Technoblade: how dare you suggest i have a father Me: no father? technoblade had become the one thing he swore to destroy. an orphan

[@naahmahlamia5653]

Thats why he destroys orphans because he destroys himself lol

[@tiahere8499]

ah yes an orphan with a living mother