technoblade clips that will never get old..

[@technobladessteeringwheel482]

"He was no match for my 2 years of spanish in middle school" - Technonlade

[@arrowe_xd6337]

That clip got me

[@rroselandd]

thank you technoblades steering wheel

[@arrowe_xd6337]

That time Tommy have stone sword and technoblade use a wooden sword

[@khanhvan9884]

@@arrowe_xd6337 techno has wiped out entire teams with his fists so I’m not surprised

[@merlijnsvideos751]

Who is Technonlade

[@IronBlade64]

"You can't keep bullying people online" "That's what my teacher said, and then I made it a career" -Technoblade

[@HELPMEPLEASE17]

Lol

[@HarryReynolds-gk6iu]

lol

[@Lolbit3cl1pse]

No, that’s just techno. Nothing special

[@thedespairpuppet]

"Oh but Technoblade doesn't that kinda sound like-" *"Shhhhhhh I need cobblestone "*

[@kirkkek]

Poor Jacob

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

[@AceOfStars0]

@Reeanu Keeves shhhhhhhhhhh

[@loguspogus9226]

@Reeanu Keeves parents be like:

[@serendipitiesmin]

@@loguspogus9226 EXACTLY

[@starman7275]

Technoblade: no one cares about farming Also techno: sooooo I wasted 1 year of my life farming potatoes

[@elore105]

1st reply and 400th like

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@elore105 2nd reply, 600th like

[@queelerism]

@@elore105 3rd reply and 758th like

[@madisonelmhorst965]

4th reply and 778th like

[@gamiing4041]

No one cares if you are 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th reply seriously no one cares

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

Technoblade: *steals presents form orphans* Me: this is bad Technoblade: what are they gonna do, call their moms?

[@MasterIsabelle]

Hmmm

[@emodenki4982]

Fun fact: the f in orphan stands for family :)

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

@@emodenki4982 and the o,r,p,h,a,n and s in orphans don't have one.

[@MasterIsabelle]

@@emodenki4982 oof

[@Black_Ros_e]

@@HarveyAgain.mp4 I don't think you understand the joke

[@Namansmusic31]

“Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE” -Sun tzu - the art of war

[@kian4493]

art of bullying

[@beanburritobricks]

I was gonna coment the same thing till I saw this

[@jorodgames]

Dude what stream was that a part of I can't find it anywhere

[@obamasaur]

haha 😂😂🤣

[@galaxyinc2027]

Yep he said that I looked it up uhuh

[@Mochi_Bunnii]

I miss techno so much, the upload he made, was heartbreaking. It wasn’t even him in the video, it was his father (and Floof). I hope he is well wherever he is. Technoblade never dies, he is forever in our hearts.

[@lucass4827]

The sad thing is that he will be forgotten to most people in 20 years and once anyone dies if they aren’t in history books its like they never existed in 100 years

[@lucass4827]

cwrwn ?

[@LynceSolaris]

​@@lucass4827 😭

[@demonknight0412]

2:10 It almost feels like he ment to put it there for today and all of us to see. So that we know no matter what problems come our way we can always push through. Just like how he was fighting with his cancer and never lost hope, always in a cheerful mood.

[@PokemonFanJigglypuff]

@@cwrwn928 If youtube is alive in 20 years/100 years and his account doesn't end up getting hacked then there going to be people coming to see this person. Also, there are songs made in tribute to him or Dream SMP so he probably won't be forgotten. If Minecraft is still being played then probably be a page or the big people that played Minecraft and one is Technoblade.

[@calebchan4974]

I just realized techno had a skin called “wither master techno”

[@kawaiikoffing]

K but he also has a tommy skin. W h y

[@williamvalorious4403]

@@kawaiikoffing probably a way to hide him just playing to play

[@reluctantlysmol4274]

Oh no

[@ThatsAJ]

@@kawaiikoffing KZbin thumbnails

[@maxx6498]

we dont care about the fact that you just realized that

[@oferzilberman5049]

1:54 This is probably one of my favorite clips of Technoblade. His wording, along with the music makes it very emotional, inspiring, and overall just beautiful...

[@kailo4565]

lol i know… not me getting emotional 🥲

[@GameMaster-wi5ug]

yea this is the first time for me seeing technoblade teaching something of what he is playing to his viewers

[@mypersonalspace6597]

Still miss him, once a legend, always a legend

[@astronautplayer7585]

And then he logged into wind craft

[@DeletedUser-f4r]

a few seconds before "OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE."

[@monkeythunky4509]

"why do you want to kill orphans, well you see.. when I was a child-" me: *gets an ad*

[@beanburritobricks]

Same

[@me0wl709]

Same 😭

[@HaulaLleuad]

Same-

[@dreamfan6486]

Same XD

[@blaze_2992]

Same xD

[@TheAlterer]

Technoblade: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Also Technoblade: “See I was actually using an advance technique called LYING”

[@valkyrj_a]

LOL

[@valkyrj_a]

@How Ridiculous dude stop bringing that up it makes me sad

[@leahjohn5760]

Techno used lying, it wasn’t effective!

[@RecluseAbomination]

​@@valkyrj_aThe context: Gone, reduced to atoms

[@vaibhavshaily7298]

"PHILLLLLZZAAAAAA" -Sun Tzu, art of war

[@PatriotMapper]

Have you ever considered that Sun Tzu could be shortened to Sun T and T can stand for Technoblade?

[@ready_get_set_go]

@@PatriotMapper Sun Technoblade

[@mithunsundar5432]

'Just enough with this' -Sun Tzu, art of war

[@brickyrb]

"Stop giving me quotes that I didn't make" -Sun Tzu, art of war

[@shahabkhan9441]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@l1ghtn1ng_zenith]

Forever in our hearts, RIP the legend. o7 Even the title says it, the moments will never get old...

[@BananaSmoothies-]

I miss him too…

[@thewhitecoxy9307]

rest Legend

[@blue-1079]

May you rest in peace, Techno. You will be missed

[@rarex4400]

o7 - salute

[@arsonblack345]

Rip blood god

[@dawn2611]

If orphans killed technos parents, doesn't that mean techno is an orphan himself..?

[@prav2568]

Shh

[@plutoispog6620]

ZIP - ZIP IT 🌝💥💥💥

[@gaychainsaw646]

Get in now

[@Halberd-h2v]

Get in the bag.

[@fiery.autistic_]

there can only be one.

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

"I think skyblock, at its core, is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void, theres no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the things you have as you meticulousely use them to their fullest effect with nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings. You slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how rediculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed...by how far we've come..." ~ The man, the myth, the legend himself...Technoblade.

[@devs9515]

Technoblade: Nobody cares about farming Some months later Technoblade: I'M POTATO KING HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!

[@petermarsella6537]

Nobody cares about farming, except for when it's bullying a child

[@Blood1119]

how the turns have tabled

[@WingOfFire2255]

Techno: *spanish speaking while killing Tommy* Me: *looks it up in google translate* Also Me: why did he just violently ask where the library is?

[@Hopeless_Melody89]

Because that’s what techno does

[@davidkueny2444]

Because not knowing where the library is makes him *ANGRY.*

[@lovebirddraws8475]

I’m pretty sure it’s a Deadpool reference

[@TrueT0]

Cause that's the thing you remember from the classes, can confirm

[@nikitakypraios5828]

what does he say? what is the translation?

[@owlwaifu4949]

Is it weird that whenever techno gives like a serious monologue it's like always really good? Like at the end of part three of the potato war he gave a really serious and understandable monologue that just hit home I feel like if the man wanted to he could become the best video essay maker on the platform

[@SpinoMedia]

To be fair Techno is an English major

[@Lunerai]

@@SpinoMedia was. Neve forget he dropped out of college because minecraft was the only thing he had the mental capacity for

[@CasperA]

@@Lunerai Yes and it's a well known fact that all knowledge evaporates the moment you drop out of college

[@viktorbeisland4506]

@@CasperA very true, since i had my last math class i have forgotten algebra

[@amandarama3314]

He was an English major lol

[@Iwishyouwerebillie]

2:34 Hits different now

[@FinnTheCarrotCryptid]

“SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, resides with in us the power to overcome such challenges” this quote by Techno really hits a different way after his death RIP Technoblade

[@mini1173]

Yea ☹️😭

[@nickwang5237]

Going to college is the best decision in his KZbinr career

[@YaYeetBoyThe0P]

also "if skyblock has taught me anything. Its that the answer to all of your problems is SLAVERY"

[@killerklown21]

I had just the same thought. That shit be hitting different nowadays.

[@Mr-Beanz]

Hypixel has taught me that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery

[@lsantos9997]

Never gets old

[@calebrossel4324]

Lmao that’s the point of the vid

[@snagglegrolop5558]

Like anti-vacc kids

[@user-dz4vj2vc4qz]

Yeah it got old

[@monkeee3000]

Like technoblade and the anti vacc kids

[@agent_table6272]

It cant get old you know why? Because old people die and technoblade never dies

[@PinchyWolf]

We will remember this moments forever. RIP techno.

[@manifoldseditor9801]

that speech during sky block though-

[@izzytinmar195]

It was beautiful

[@mzreina74]

69 likes

[@i_am_sketchy]

"Ay cabron, dónde está la biblioteca?!" I say this all the time and no one ever questioned it

[@lunesvet]

@@i_am_sketchy wasnt it caramba?

[@fireyangle9317]

Remember people, as sad as we feel about him passing, never forget him. Come back every once in a while to remember him and appreciate him. The world will never be as bright. o7

[@Dona-bl7wp]

3:10 "techno why do you hate orphans? Well you see when I was a child-" KZbin: "hehe baby add go *BRRR* "

[@insertcoolnamehere1375]

I got one too

[@anai.7889]

febreeze light

[@leetaeminshairdye]

Pampers ad

[@arrowe_xd6337]

Baby biting another baby finger That's how the orphan story happend

[@Jayfire]

bounty

[@Lyhiel1108]

1:47 Lmaoo, Ranboo and Techno will continue to be one of the funniest duo's I've seen

[@swigglyforce5215]

well i guess, they cant really be duos anymore.. RIP

[@hoahiennguyenthi521]

@@swigglyforce5215 techno died, but the duos will always exist in their old video

[@nodoxxintoday]

"Aint nobody care about farming" You have unlocked Hypocrisy

[@mystery_mr.y]

The title got a whole new meaning now, after his death... rest in peace technoblade, the memories countless people hqve made thx to you will never die...

[@thomasnolastname8734]

These clips are like antivax kids Never getting old

[@Boredomfalls]

... *Correct*

[@kingnixasvids8648]

Shesh man did not have to do them that dirty

[@alex2005z]

Sadly true

[@reterols5442]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LMAO

[@garrisonrash2163]

Idk if I agree, because that would mean the joke are dead

[@dudemusicofficial]

Rip legend

[@qndr3ww556]

“When I was a child the orphans tore my parents to shreds” Me: doesn’t this make Techno and orphan?

[@thatguy-sr5ns]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he needs origin

[@penguinnation9724]

Get in the bag. Now.

[@billy_3859]

Get in the bag and everybody lives

[@aryad3653]

U know to much -FBI

[@SunnyBoltz]

I mean...

[@ashplus9507]

"I immediately headed to the safest place I knew Afganistan."

[@Pizzachu0819]

“Wait.. wait, you guys hate Women over there? I need to reconsider sides.”

[@cellofperfection]

Fucking beautiful

[@tgkisnotreal]

@@cellofperfection unlike women

[@nohopeleft5245]

Man,just hearing his voice brings a tear to my eye

[@three-leggeddog4705]

Techno: NO! MY WHEAT!! THERE WILL BE A FAMINE!!! Also Techno: Wait why are we fighting over food we don't have hunger in this game

[@The_Editor_X1]

2:54 Techno: Ain't nobody care about farming. Also techno a few weeks later: Proceeds to farm 500 million potatoes

[@ksuebes]

1:03 that whisper is so satisfying

[@ssplitt1327]

Him taking about skyblock made me cry actually…it was so beautiful 😭❤️

[@lucyhabertame8480]

Technoblade: Son oF A- *ad begins playing*

[@carrotsarenice8096]

Wow.

[@fropee6503]

Son of an ad

[@mylohopkins8796]

if trchnoblade cant have his parents in one piece, then the orphans cant have their lives. also much love to Technoblade, I hope he gets better soon

[@quinnception631]

Same

[@lunafox9]

I wished he did got better but at least we have the memories

[@atree4487]

Someone tell me why that skyblock monologue made me teary eyed

[@ssub9951]

3rd time coming back to this, going to miss him man, the world lost a legend.

[@goblinslayer6375]

After Kill Techno. XQC: I'm the best Minecraft player. Canadian Dude: I'm the best Minecraft player. Tommy: I'm the best Minecraft player. Dream: I'm the best Minecraft player. Techno kill them many times. His fans: only 1 kill?

[@Myguelsaurus]

Grian: Huh i killed techno

[@iconicbeast7730]

@@Myguelsaurus that was a visual glitch

[@aberrantreptile]

Only one kill? L

[@valkyrj_a]

@@aberrantreptile ikr techno so bad could only get one kill

[@ashiswifey1769]

techno was my comfort youtuber and now that he’s gone this is my new favorite video. thank you for this

[@beanburritobricks]

"Wait a minute this is just a prison server" Sun Tzu the art of war

[@propisaviking]

rip techno, he will live on in heaven.

[@a_n_n_a5755]

o7 childhood hero you will live on in everyone’s hearts Looking over us forever we love and miss you techno ❤️

[@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja]

I don't believe in Heaven, but I still believe that Techno was sent there.

[@forevafleur2084]

Am I the only person who cried at 2:40??

[@vortozan5395]

I didn’t outside but very much did so inside

[@kangaroo758]

​@@vortozan5395yes

[@Khhaos]

Nope This one was one of the best speeches It hits so hard It’s a lesson your parents should teach you But to the people who couldn’t rely on lessons given by parents His speeches hits a nerve and strikes our core

[@cherry-blossom2268]

I miss him allready

[@OniGamer00]

"Who do I hate orphans? Well you see when I was a kid-" *xbox ad plays*

[@phantomknight3456]

"You can't keep bullying orphans" That's what me teacher said, then I made it a career"

[@K3NZG4CH4]

“Oh wow. They transferred my stats from real life-“

[@Cloudy_Sky188]

“ one day, we will look back on were we started. An be amazed by how far we come” - technoblade Rest in peace technoblade, fly high king

[@filipeamado5077]

I survived! Am I learning? Yes. "Proceeds to yeet skeppy off the block"

[@petstudios8352]

Rest in peace techno. We miss you so much. You'll forever be in our hearts..

[@vikingsundlof9040]

3:49 Tommys reaction

[@davidkylesangrones9670]

2:00 this clip is just wholesome..

[@Chloe-fs4zu]

Which video is it from?

[@vendev6275]

@@Chloe-fs4zu its from he's first skyblock video its called "the hypixel skyblock experience"

[@Chloe-fs4zu]

@@vendev6275 thank you

[@vendev6275]

@@Chloe-fs4zu np

[@gigapoptart7616]

Rip techno

[@InstreakTV]

Watching this makes me sad and laughing the same time. He will be a legend forever

[@TheBlueAngryBirds]

"technoblade never dies"

[@whutekid12]

Liar

[@TheRealUlyssia]

At exactly 2:00 this speech he gave and leading up to now, it’s like looking back at his life and everything he achieved, and then, it ends with sad minecraft music, this is the story of his life. R.I.P legend. This one was a hard one for me. I was holding back tears.

[@lordgorb9694]

1:55 I see why he loved skyblock, he created so much out of a terrible situation and made millions happy. He may not have been able to build a new world, but he built an amazing community and we will miss him greatly *Technoblade* 💐👑🥀

[@DemonWolfLov45]

Technoblade: "Hold on, you hate women over there?! I'm gonna have to reconsider whose side I'm on." Techno really just said: "This crossbow don't discriminate"

[@MissConception7820]

"I immediately headed to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan" TECHNO💀

[@bbappo5184]

this hurts to watch but still brings so much joy while watching. rip techno

[@PhantomTactical]

People need to lay off of techno. He is probably stressed because he has so many different groups of people saying he cant lose.

[@shadowofhawk55]

But when he consistently proves this to be a fact, how do we stop believing it?

[@karensegi163]

Hits different after the news

[@dragonslayer9075]

@@karensegi163 yea

[@norklas]

see you around, tech.

[@sureindubitably3771]

"I immediately headed to the safest place I know, *Afghanistan* " God, that never gets old

[@Soul_Slayer]

Tommy: LETS GO! We just killed Technoblade! Technoblade: Sostén mi biblioteca.

[@sarareeners9023]

Who else came back to these after the recent news to feel better?

[@saabirahhúdié]

i did but i just ended up crying

[@brookeee_78]

Yeah. Little harder to watch than that news though.

[@Ash31108]

He's not dead guys he just needed to fight god to prove his worth. 🙏

[@DemandingPizza]

"AGHGOWADOMASHAWDIBLIOTECCAAAAAAA!" - Technoblade

[@Hue_Sam]

You will be missed. Stay strong. Blood god.

[@aidandixon6028]

These clips will never get old, but I wish Technoblade had that opportunity. Rest in peace Techno 🕊️ forever in our hearts

[@noble7334]

3:20 i just realized that technoblade is technically also an orphan 😧

[@thecyberpixel]

TechnOcally

[@CreepySauc]

0:28 Officer I Drop Kicked That Child In Self Defense

[@vietnammickey]

Wow looking back… man. Good old days 🥺

[@typingboi6722]

ikr, it's so sad. The emotion I feel right now is so strange

[@dreamer1538]

This never gets old

[@raymundsigfrid4781]

Technoblade i and the rest of ur,dreams and tommy fan will miss, noone wil forget u we all love u Techno. (Techno never dies

[@weewooraiju]

3:52 ...well, that didn't age well

[@kangaroo758]

That... was the joke

[@antimony2333]

thank god techno didn't adopt that orphan imagine being an orphan twice rip techno

[@Falleny]

I miss him :(

[@chronicdrummer25]

"The game began. I immediately headed to the safest place I knew, Afganistan." -Technoblade (Mr Beast Fridge Video)

[@Dominic_812]

“That one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed at how far we’ve come” that that now that is beautiful

[@DubZMusicAndGaming]

Man the skyblock speech hits so much harder now that he’s gone 😢

[@olo3165]

yea, i cry every time i hear it. I want to cry while hearing this. Beautiful

[@Thedarklord-r7f]

It's touching... "You'll see how far we've come" -Technoblade He explained his whole death and life... P.S... I think Technoblade fought god and transformed Heaven into a potato farm...

[@temarinolenihan712]

Watching this right now feels so nostalgic R.I.P legend

[@shesnaamah]

0:13 all i heard was jibberish and the word library

[@Cross_A]

"Ay caramba, where is the library" he said xdddd

[@nicholasbaker382]

I also heard library (in Spanish)

[@ThePianoTutorialGuy]

@@Cross_AAy caramba in english is hot damn

[@Darkmidnight7]

the part at 2:02 to 2:40 just was like just so sad Rest in peace are beloved blood king....

[@sneakdrop]

these clips will truly never get old

[@eclipseplayz3842]

Rest In Peace Techno, May you finally become the blood god, one who will always be with us even when you will not. Thank you for everything Techno, you will always have a home in my heart.

[@PhoenixAce]

You know what else won’t get old Technoblade ):

[@mr.eggsbenediculous]

1:55 to 2:40 That was the most inspirational speech, and super wholesome, this man is a true king, a potato king, one that watches us try his tricks and strategies from above.. Love you Techno

[@charlo2]

"WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAAAAAT WHEEEEAAAAT" - Technoblade

[@Shikimorisannot]

This never gets old Edit:thx for the 30 likes

[@2fps920]

Ikr

[@Legendkiller-um5ok]

That what the title says 😔

[@BenN64]

We’ll miss you. All those times you made us laugh, cry, and have good times. Sleep well, legend.

[@Eaglewing747]

0:03 Tommy: I JUST KILLED TECHNOBLADE! The music: *I’LL EAT A LOG!!*

[@galacticp1]

That aged well

[@purple_studio6859]

This will never ever old in our heart

[@Busker121]

Techno truly is a legend

[@Idahomey]

Anybody else watching this to remember all the great things techno has said and done. RIP

[@kaylycan270]

Me

[@ulysses9488]

"I headed to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan", yikes, that hasn't aged well as of the 16/08/2021. 3:51

[@Slay_lay123]

Technoblade never dies! (Srsly,ppl find his vids and watchem even in 2024,i found his vids also just some months ago😅)

[@lamsimpson5215]

3:04 but... doesn't that make you an orphan!?