Shoto Answers Numi's GUY Questions (ft Yuzu, Bao)

Those were certainly one of the questions of all time
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This video's intention was to dispel misconceptions All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.

[@opside231]

I feel that half of the secrets Numi hears are just her friends trolling her

[@MrDoom159]

I bet if they told her guys unscrew their dicks every night before they go to bed she'd believe it

[@theskullboy8700]

Definitely

[@MegaAwesomeman23]

Whoever told Numi guys don't wipe their ass is spreading insane amounts of misinformation to that poor girl. Even worse, she might believe it.

[@apophis7712]

Nah, there are legit guys who don't wipe because they're worried about it being gay

[@dream6562]

​@@apophis7712no way bro, it's misinformation

[@lucasbroome1048]

@@apophis7712 Lol! Imagine if that was the solution to "don't drop the soap." Just don't use it period, and nobody will want your cheeks

[@BrandrVanUlf]

@@dream6562 Bruh I've straight up met people like that and it's disgusting. Also met a dude who didn't brush his teeth because apparently the mint flavoring was for girls like wtf

[@lucky4d725]

​@@dream6562unfortunately it's not. There are way too many horror stories for it to not be true. Absolutely some of them are fake, but they're too many for all of them to be fake.

[@NeuronActivation]

Numi: "How do guys without butts wear pants?" By installing the butt software first

[@MrDoom159]

**belt** or **trenning drawstring**

[@spk1121]

​@@MrDoom159: Yeah, those are DLC. 👖👍

[@xXCrimsonArkXx]

Same way as girls with no ass lol

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

with great difficulty

[@ZADualSnipe]

comes with great responsibility and tight hips turns an ass to a dumpy

[@RoninJay408]

Numi's chat is just grimy lol. The intel they give her is next world.

[@fromolwyoming]

Er, we actually try to correct her. A lot. It doesn't always work, sometimes because of her, sometimes because of a "one guy".

[@JT1698]

Bro, no wonder Numi's so scared to get into a relationship. People are just telling her about the literal man-child portion of men! Fuckin'-a bro.

[@TheSeth256]

I don't think calling dirty people man-children makes much sense, considering that hygiene is mostly taught by parents at a young age, so kids will be clean, or parents neglect their kids and they stay dirty after adulthood unless they decide to learn good hygiene habits themselves.

[@JT1698]

@@TheSeth256 They’re acting immature by refusing to take responsibility for their personal hygiene. That’s why they’re man-children. If someone doesn’t make them do it they won’t do it.

[@gubberfuck]

Bao's "T E S T I C U L A R T O R S I O N" was so funny

[@andrewmurphy2093]

I half expected Numi to ask him if he has to put the balls in as well or something

[@JackDespero]

Also, that is why belts and suspenders were invented. Women wear them for fashion, we wear them out of need. (In all seriousness, men also have butts, even if not as promient, and even without that the width difference between waist and pelvis is usually enough to keep trousers in its place. But I have some trousers that are a big to big for me and I can put them in and out without unbuttoning or unziping, which is means that I have to push them back up all the time, and thus why I never use them out of my house)

[@thenewseorarek9625]

I mean if you have pants that fit properly you wont need belts or suspenders, regardless of how much dump you got in the trunk

[@cavalierliberty6838]

Imagine not having a butt This post made by the double cheeked up dudes gang

[@__-fm5qv]

Although a belt wasn't as strictly necessary from a practical perspective in the past. For most of the time we've had trousers as a species its been worn around the waist, ie up to your bellybutton. And even most mens hips will flair out a bit from their waist if they're thin enough. Its when you start getting some chub you need a belt to hold it on.

[@whydidtheychangemyname]

@@cavalierliberty6838 Tfw all the women at work are jealous of my cake

[@MDG-mykys]

Underwear are elasticized

[@kn1ght722]

Chat gives her some of the worst intel like no it is not normal for guys to not wipe their ass, the only people that don't wipe are freaks lmao.

[@Thanaroa]

"Why was this video recommended to me" Curved wang is mentioned "Okay fuck you algorithm"

[@JackDespero]

When you are the guy in the group of friends. It has happened to me before. The questions were not as unhinged, but the no butt cleaning was asked. To be honest, I didn't know that some men did not wipe their asses until they asked me, then we did research together and it is true. How fragile can your masculinity be? I do not even only wipe my ass, but I also use a bidet, because just wipping still feels gross.

[@wraithwrecker_]

Exactly. How in the fuck could someone STAND not cleaning up after a poop??? Boggles my fucking mind.

[@MDG-mykys]

Ain't no way that not wiping is fragile masculinity.

[@duduvec5971]

At this point its not about masculinity i'm pretty sure of it (maybe is lack of critical thinking). When i was young i didn't wash my ass when i was showering because when i poop i am really thorough with cleaning my ass and it looked really clean but once my friend got into a conversation that it came up, i thought and i realised that it was a thing so i started doing it too.

[@karmathegolden]

It's horrifying how they genuinely believe any of this The truth is many men never shake or do anything and they don't get stains.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

But I heard it's usually uncut dudes that leave stains or something

[@kuuluna]

I feel like losing a braincells in my body watching this

[@GuillermoSmyser]

Making good progress. Doing some good learning.

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

If a guy urinates in a stall, TP is available for use. If you are using a urinal, TP is not an option! BTW: Peyronie's disease is no joke! Especially when it becomes painful to stand at attention! Tying to broach some truth, yo!

[@neofulcrum5013]

They trying to learn all our secrets

[@Frolkinator]

I often need to wipe a 2nd time after 30min to avoid skidmarks.

[@dream6562]

Honestly the wet wipes help with that

[@Verrisin]

wtf? why would you get dirty again after 30min ?

[@Jakaze_]

A bidet is the answer.

[@Verrisin]

​@@Jakaze_ ooh, you mean bidet pours the water in, and then it leaks out overt 30 min ???? O.O - That's awful. Why would anyone use that??? - You can just wipe, and have zero issues until you go again ... O.O

[@fluidthought42]

​@@Verrisin It's the residual missed by the first few passes that's rehydrated by sweat. You can bypass the need by either using wet wipes, a bidet, or slightly moistened folded sturdy toilet paper (my personal method).

[@nathanial_summers]

So this is where the seed of the roast beef got planted lol

[@Ic3_Blu3]

I've always just shaken it dry, now I feel like it's not the way you're supposed to do it. I haven't been lied to for my whole life right? 🙃

[@MDG-mykys]

🗿

[@the_seeker.entity9206]

I think the singular drop of piss is not going to effect anything.

[@WanderingRagabond]

I dont think there's any cis guy secret that could freak the girls out the way it freaked Shoto out when the girls told him about blood clots from menstruation, lol

[@lucasgoncalves7774]

Maybe phimosis lol

[@WanderingRagabond]

@@lucasgoncalves7774 WORSE. Sm*gma.

[@slasherskyler]

I regret eating while watching this

[@inkwyvern5171]

Well guys don't piss on themselves to be fair.

[@andersnelson]

I like the lofi hip-hop music 2:44 (I have the first sane comment by the way.) 🤪

[@Carnax6969]

For my fellow piss standers out there, if it may help you release the last few droplets, I've found what works for me is taking a deep breath and then relaxing your sphincter as you exhale slowly.

[@mateusegura123]

Shotooooo nooooo

[@StiveGuy]

Oh we wipe, it just dosent get it all.

[@TheRizzler_1]

Shoot has been jaded lmao

[@Paradox-es3bl]

Is there such a thing as a normal woman among vTubers? Lmao

[@thecagedentertainer8100]

Ironically enough shylily is pretty normal she's just really horny

[@ShrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

Hard question 🤔 Maybe Enna or Rosemi from Nijisanji, idk Hololive well

[@The_Foolish_Fool]

Enna ain't normal. She has a huge amount of anxiety and depression. I'd have said Pomu or Selen or Nina, but in Hololive I'd say Calli and Ame are fairly normal@@ShrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator

[@NJbldragon]

Nina probably, Selena maybe but she was a Tumblr girl. Pomu is a little degen/gremlin with social anxiety irl

[@ShrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

@@The_Foolish_Fool Last time I watched enna it looked like she was ok, but true. Pomu can be downbad, atleast in clips. Didn't Nina stop?

[@CodyHvids]

You ever ask yourself how did we get here? 😂

[@juanjosemendivil1626]

I hope people know that washing does the job better than toilet paper.

[@taxinvasion260]

I adore spreading misinformation to content creators.

[@andersnelson]

Keep it up! It helps them generate some hilarious moments 😜😂

[@VimeC]

Mmm. Yuzu, it's bad to bodyshame people.

[@Verrisin]

she scammed a guy as well... but yeah, that was my response as well. - She's fun, but not exactly a role model ^^

[@wraithwrecker_]

@@Verrisin ReallyNow sure bud.

[@xxnightdriverxx9576]

​@@Verrisin how and when did she scam someone? First time I ever heard about that. Details please.

[@scribblord2970]

@@Verrisin shes a vtuber itd weird if she was a role model

[@str8apem88]

@@xxnightdriverxx9576 There was this guy who cat called her a month or two ago, so she walked up and told him she'd give him her number for $20. Not only was the number fake, she used the money to buy herself lunch. A pretty based, but also kinda dangerous move imo. What if she encounters him again?

[@biggrug3968]

Off topic but why are they playing a mobile game looking ripoff of Phasmophobia