Shoto Doesn't Want to Learn About Girls Anymore...

Sounds of screaming as the cursed knowledge enters his head
And he asked for "Gіrl ​Ѕесrеtѕ" so innocently too...
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✦✦ Shoto
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✦✦ GEEGA
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✦✦ Shylily
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✦✦ Bao
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✦✦ Numi
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✦✦ Yuzu
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This video's intention was to document a person learning about unexpected but normal things. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.

[@SizzleCorndog]

Shoto should have told them about testicular torsion or how your balls contract when you’re working out so you don’t accidentally swing your nuts into the side of your leg

[@ronaldo.b.b]

And when you take a deep breath sometimes the testicles contract temporarily.

[@donwel8706]

Or the times when they dont contract and you accidentally squash them when you're sitting down. Particularly painful when you're trying to sit on a bike seat.

[@evilgremlin]

This is weak, now knot is serious business! (no idea how it's commonly called in english, it's one of the common genetic flaws when testicle can twist around stopping bloodflow and you going straight to surgery)

[@etherealhawk]

Torsion is apparently literally the worst pain anyone can feel. Because you live to reproduce, so the signals your brain sends when your nuts are on the road to literally falling off are HARDCORE

[@zixten2303]

Thats testicular torsion. @@evilgremlin

[@dylives7667]

And, the worst part, *that's basic knowledge.* Merely the tip of the iceberg.

[@killatubby]

Yeah, learn that early because mom forgot to flush back when i was kid.

[@chadsaturday3300]

OH GOD IT GETS WORSE!?

[@dsuffers3032]

Yes chadsaturday it gets worse

[@The_Foolish_Fool]

@@chadsaturday3300 Oh boy, you have no idea. My friend is a doctor and told me about a woman who had a STD and it ate a hole from her Vagina to her anus and she had to get it treated and get surgery as a preventative to possibly getting sepsis. horrifying stuff if you don't wrap it before you tap it.

[@haydenTenno-]

Enlighten me

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

The timeline of how boys see girls: Little kids: Eww girls are gross! Adolescent: Actually they do be kinda cute. Adult: Eww girls are gross!

[@franks777_KFP]

We had it right on the first try! 🤢

[@chambothehunter8223]

This is a perfect example of curiosity killing a cat. Shoto being said cat

[@Giggles4692]

so much regret

[@thepunisher4356]

It was mildly disturbing until we got to the shower part and it was described as a “jellyfish”. I actually gagged trying to visualize that. I feel a little more enlightened today.

[@Achonas]

just got to the "flesh" part and read your comment. I'm done, i'm done i'm done i'm DONE.

[@franks777_KFP]

I guess I'm a little wiser today .... And also more disturbed. That jellyfish part, omg. (It's all very logical if you think about it, but but not something you can just magically expect a guy to know if they haven't had these kinds of talk with girls. O7 to Shoto for gathering cursed knowledge for us)

[@joshuabuddo2803]

Shoto; tell me a girly secret Shylily; blood clots

[@WhyName]

Numi immediately goes "I'm so sorry." Lmao

[@ruud9761]

I thought they described it very nicely. When a friend of mine told me about this she basically said "it's like snot but down there, if you sneeze too hard something might come out. And it comes in all forms, from almost liquid to slimy chunks". Compared to her description, theirs isn't so bad.

[@Professor_Wisteria_]

these girls will never hold back, it was entirely his fault for not stopping himself from asking lmao

[@yannikovsky7041]

its always so amusing to see men's reaction to the stuff that so essential to the majority of women. And i aint judging them for not knowing or even being grossed out, bcos usually guys tend to learn about this stuff by being close to women in relationships. i still giggle af remembering ex's reaction to what discharge is

[@Ksueme]

wait what's a dischage? like a more powerful menstruatal flow?

[@yannikovsky7041]

@@Ksueme vaginal discharge is basically self cleaning and moisturaring/wetting mechanism that coochies have. its "texture" usually white-ish or transparent liquidy substance depending on where you are in your monthly cycle. It comes out on a regular basis, its good and healthy. and also it sometimes bleaches your underwear lmao

[@CrazeeAdam]

I guess I was blessed with being in a 12 year relationship lol. But yes, the first time I saw what you're describing as discharge I was like "what?" And my ex said "oh it's normal, it's for cleaning and stuff" lol.

[@yannikovsky7041]

@@CrazeeAdammine couldnt believe the mere idea of if the girl was "wet" it doesnt necessarily mean that she is turned on, but its just body doing its thing it suppose to do, i was like oh boy we a lot of learning to do 😂

[@Megaritz]

Society has such bad education and creates so much shame and secrecy around sex and genitals and periods. It's no wonder this stuff isn't commonly known.

[@Stewie457]

I think Shoto is just asking the wrong people.

[@dead-claudia]

legit asking people who mostly don't care and will tell anyone literally everything about their biological functions

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

Or, and hear me out, he is asking the exact right people. 😏

[@Akif_Faisal43]

Exacly.

[@RaspberryHugs]

​@@dead-claudia They didn't tell anyone. He asked for a girl secret. He got a girl secret.

[@velocityhdmi8140]

At the same time not because they don't hesitate to educate

[@CrazeeAdam]

Tell them about the male anatomy and stuff Shoto!! Educate them!!

[@jenoyt1337]

All I gotta say is poor Shoto is cursed with knowledge

[@UtterlyShagged]

Shoto opened pandora's box a teeny bit to peek inside, but a pair of female arms threw the lid open dragged him inside then closed the lid.

[@judaihyuga]

I grew up with *way* too many sisters and female cousins to be affected by anything even this lot can throw at me. Count yourself lucky Shoto! This is the lightweight stuff!

[@Caletvwlch]

Dude, I’m eating lunch right now and using ketchup as my sauce…

[@TheRizzler_1]

I knew about this, but I forgot I knew this…I now know why my mind tried to protect me from this cursed info…

[@chrisblass4954]

The fact that I learned about all this from fucking anime girls has me rolling!!

[@ryzacobalion3622]

xD Shoto looks like he regrets everything

[@SebDystic]

Shoto has cursed knowledge now 😭

[@PappaBeardK83]

I love experiencing life long trauma in real time lol

[@partyshoes2917]

I remember when i learned about clots🤦🏽‍♂️🤢🥲

[@kinghadbar]

Me too. It was from the book Microserfs, a long ass time ago.

[@Da_turtle808]

Real

[@fudgingnerd8210]

Boy oh boy I sure learned a lot today

[@austinharlow8672]

my stomach hurts, why did i listen to this

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

has shoto tried the period simulator thing? i seen flayon and shinri both do it recently but the thing is...now i wanna try it, weirdly, as a dude.

[@lostnemesis]

Oh my God he was not prepared lol I guess the man doesn't have sisters 🤣 0:31

[@junkers1337]

I have two sisters and was raised pretty much by my Mother and Aunts, they never disclosed ANY of this to me.

[@stefanootes9526]

@@junkers1337 Same

[@Cchan-xy3hc]

He has a older sister but she's way older than him. He said on stream before that they're not as close cuz of the age gap so they don't talk about this stuff.

[@Sullysully5]

I once visualized Yuri’s act II dialogue in my head. I once marathoned every human centipede movie. I make some of the most unsettling shit you’ll see. And *this…* disturbs me…

[@tubefaze]

I grew up in a house full of women and some of this is new to me. 0_o

[@hyst6081]

I regret clicking on this video.

[@ghastlyglint190]

THEY SHED THEIR SKIN??? BRO WHAT

[@mme725]

Not like surface flesh like on the outside, their insides have a lining that sheds periodically. Fun fact too, your stomach also sheds its lining regularly.

[@charliexu573]

A layer of uteral lining yeah. It's grown every month to prepare for fertilized egg and shed when there isn't one coming. It's should be more like mucous membrane though (like your gum) instead of dermal skin.

[@jacquelinefloros1260]

The boy did not learn about farting forwards. Sweet summer child

[@probablythedm1669]

It's nice seeing another man live the introduction parts of me talking about this stuff with my sisters. I know things about my sisters from talking to them and their friends I did not expect to be told, but that do make sense if you think about it. Some of them had some very colorful descriptions of how painful they found above average size to be that made me feel really bad for them. 😦 And also the joys of being on your period in the middle of class, with bad PMS. Like... damn sis, if I had known I'd have been way nicer to you instead of the teasing when you where irritable. I'm so sorry. 🙁

[@cv7368]

I've learned so much about coochie anatomy since watching vtubers

[@franks777_KFP]

Ikr?? How was this skipped in my biology class? Girls have such more.... advanced installation down there and i feel i was only told the non cursed half. And then people suddenly expect you to just 'know' all this without skipping a beat or being grossed out as an adult....😅

[@skyrogue1977]

He can’t unknow now

[@ZeroZero86997]

Geega talking about clots havin health value like Honey Nut Cheerios nooooooo

[@Slugbunny]

This is why you need (older) female friends because no one at home or school will prepare you for this. 😂

[@ADayinWhite]

I pretty much knew about the coagulation/congealment part, but I'd never known about the sneezing part... I'll never be able to enjoy my oshi's cute sneezes and say "TSKR" the same way ever again.

[@justacorn0211]

bro asked for a secret but got a biology lesson instead💀

[@arcadius3257]

I see that 2 girls 1 shota upgraded to 3 girls 1 shota.

[@eldon515]

These are really not girl secrets , it just girl

[@g12gigaman]

He has received the curse of knowledge

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

Thank GOD I was born a male... I won't have to do "annual maintainance" like cars do every month Also here's others that's running in my head: *"that's cursed" *"I think I've learned enough for today" *"shoto got more than he bargained for" (me too) *"why did God built women that way"

[@IncredibleMD]

Girls: *get grossed out when they hear guys don't wipe after peeing* Also girls:

[@LtChubzy]

Didn’t want to know any of this but thanks for the nightmare

[@logandelvalle6569]

Thats one thing I didn’t need to know but the more you know

[@theskullboy8700]

You know I expected some nasty stuff but I didn’t think it would be that bad

[@rigg4146]

oh yeah thats a thing. one time after hooking up with a girl she got real quiet then said "um... I just got done with my period a few days ago... and I think you kinda knocked something loose" I guess sometimes it doesn't all come out sometimes. didn't bother me much, you know what they say. it's a poor solider whos afraid to get blood on his sword

[@tonyf4991]

Why did I click this? I didn't HAVE to click this. Shoto, I feel you. I didn't want nor need to know ANYTHING of what I just heard. x_x

[@tastefullthickness]

No, thanks. I'm into men now.

[@dusk2308]

BASED

[@cire2890]

This is the last time I'm watching yt while eating lunch

[@bomjus1706]

holy jesus i am so glad i wasn't eating when i watched this.

[@KookyCody]

I have regrets now...

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

I just switch to science brain and go "yeah, makes sense, the premise fits what they taught us back in elementary school - and I guess the rest are just natural conclusions from that." Just don't make me actually look at it.

[@EmperoroftheArctic]

my man never stood a chance

[@zwanlo5101]

shoto stepped on a whole mine field

[@chrisj1475]

My not-all-that innocent image of Vtubers has been destroyed.

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

I have a younger sister and older sister and mom and still didn’t know these things….. and went through college ignorant of them as well….

[@JTRogue151]

My guy Shoto forgot he was telling this story in the presence of 3 more very expressive whamen😂

[@kbamz25]

Welp.... Learned a new thing today....

[@Gamesmarts194]

"nutritional value" Oh God that's so disgusting XD

[@poker4501]

"nutritious value" WAT

[@thewhiteknight2415]

That's what I get for eating while on KZbin.

[@theminimancjb36]

That....was a very uncomfortable person right there 😂

[@lahnhedberg3403]

Due to medical reasons I have never had a period. It took me until I was 15 to learn about this.

[@WanderingRagabond]

To all of the people who experience periods, I am so sorry. Please tell me what you need when you're visiting, I will get it for you.

[@jakey-san1292]

Oh my...

[@JYD2020]

He learnt forbidden knowledge

[@str8apem88]

This video and comment section is just reminding me that the American educational system sucks ass.

[@franks777_KFP]

Not just US, im from EU and was told about blood....not jellyfish flying out in the shower

[@Just_Keep_Ronin]

I WAS EATING

[@seneca983]

Shoto, you asked...

[@farmzombie]

And then he screamed into a pillow for twenty minutes.

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

i was eating...

[@tobiasharnisch4155]

Like 666 ... it fits..

[@jamesjdog]

I'd shudder what would happen, if he asked Cottontail that Question. monkaS

[@talongreenlee7704]

As a guy, I have had that kind of clotting with bloody noses before. It’s not fun having that slimeball come out your nose.

[@JoyZofSoRRoW]

Curiosity killed the cat... cat boy in this case.... What is he???

[@hopebagel215]

Another guy w. girls go through too much

[@wilrockcreates]

If you remember the Always Open podcast from Rooster Teeth led by Barbara Dunkelman... Then you remember how OPEN they were about the FEMALE EXPERIENCE... NEVER ONCE did they ever mention anything like these girls have. This shit is news to me!

[@Lianpe98]

He asked tho 🤷‍♂️

[@geneseizeseize8623]

shoto and his weird harem girls

[@dylanelliston5908]

women are horrifying

[@franks777_KFP]

It's taken me watching cute anime girls to lean that girls are gross, nasty and weird 🤢

[@02ninjaman]

Jello blood

[@SEThatered]

You can get butthole cramps from over-exercising too. ...if you are genetically predisposed to cramps, that is.

[@ReaperUnreal]

Huh, TIL.

[@freakhernandez235]

It's high school all over again 😱.....my class was 20 students, 18 girls and 2 guys.....the 2 of us lived this conversation for 3 long years.

[@XIKaMuIX]

Wtf did i just watch 😂

[@Ragnell123]

It’s honestly good to know, I guess. Since sex ed is so minimal in many places

[@jem_lucinamain3777]

Mistakes were made again lol

[@AlVash2]

I'm so glad I am a dude

[@dusk2308]

mega based

[@yrknutzreek]

I already know about these things and wasn't bothered, shoto has a weak stomach lol. 😂

[@ozarazil5745]

Bro when I see this kind of clips I wonder what are you taught in health classes. How come most people don't know this kinda stuff?

[@adamant8941]

You think 14-17 year old boys are going to pay attention to this in health class? I hardly want be here *NOW*.

[@ozarazil5745]

@@adamant8941 That education system sucks then omg

[@canisretro]

When I was in school they seperated girls & boys and refused to teach us this stuff.

[@ozarazil5745]

@@canisretro In my school our teacher even taught us about kegels when they were showing us the childbirth video, and I'm from Venezuela bro.

[@digitalyoutuber154]

Most people forget things they did in school, since it's information you don't regularly use. In terms of health class, they typically only cover the basics, so a lot of the more out there stuff isn't covered. On top of that, most high schoolers don't want to learn about anything related to sex, since it can be a very uncomfortable subject.

[@sroboi]

Tampons finally make sense now...

[@TheGrace020]

😭😭😭😭

[@Akif_Faisal43]

Lily is very quiet.

[@comdickinson5964]

Neet

[@yangboy123]

Gurls shed skin huh?

[@alukiayoung256]

In their defense he asked

[@bmattwang]

It should have been me not him.

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

Thank god this wasn't Ike Eveland. He would have self-graduated on the spot and fled the internet for the rest of his life.

[@brian_Austin27]

Nooooo plzzz i wanna learn about boys even tho i am one, this feels so wrong😂😂