Who Let Bao TWEET Again?!

Her digital footprint is damaged beyond repair...
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[@baovtuber]

These are from my community server I don’t use twitter 😌👌

[@potterinhe11]

You're right. Knowing your menstruation cycle will surely help chat understand your inane banter.

[@potterinhe11]

Also, it's called clickbait sweetie, look it up.

[@Yohtoh]

I gotta join this community server. It sounds like a fun time. ❤️

[@RoachChan]

Thanks for stopping by! I think I got one more video about this cooking up

[@whalecrown]

you probably wont read this but its good to see you are doing well - also for the people in the back Bao will probably never use Twitter again. it is being run by her manager however. .

[@Tinkhec_best_maid]

Bao is the only person that i would give them as a birthday gift a bad dragon product

[@watchjojo7166]

If she already doesn’t have the whole collection

[@EndgameThor16]

​@@watchjojo7166she most likely has 3 of the entire collection (for each you-know-what)

[@OccasusRaven]

@tinkhec9346 only Bao? I would give it to melody and El too (maybe even filian because she was so stupid to not even know what products they make)

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Cotton although she'll prolly already have it

[@bulldowozer5858]

@@watchjojo7166 Bao Prolly already owns a majority share of the company

[@michaelauberry1564]

this is wild even by Bao standards

[@nullvoid7188]

Bao has standards?

[@SebDystic]

Bao screaming “SEX!” Gave me “CHOCOLATE!” Vibes I swear 💀

[@TheRizzler_1]

The postnut clarity on tweets like those must never hit her lol

[@dead-claudia]

bao never gets post nut clarity bc she doesn't stop being horny after finishing lol

[@krayne-ddg-pmc]

Had to pause for a sec at the human dog bed ..

[@whalecrown]

strangely it looks very comfy . . must be a good purchase

[@im_ricebowl]

bao needs 2 therapist. one for her, and one for the first therapist

[@Circ00mspice]

Gee no wonder Bao stepped away from Twitter

[@whalecrown]

while that is a good strat i only fear she will become more unhinged- i do hope she takes a small break soon

[@Noooiiiissseee]

​@@whalecrown Bruh what? She's funny. Why would that require a break?

[@whalecrown]

@@Noooiiiissseee not all of us are machines? you know what streaming or even content-creating (uploading constantly) 7 days straight?(does to a person?) there needs to be day-breaks in-between, y'know to avoid burnout i don't want Bao to end up like Twomad do you? plus she was harassed off of Twatter

[@matahashisatoa]

@@whalecrown my dude, i love bao but she takes more time off than any other streamer.

[@whalecrown]

@@matahashisatoa ah ok thats good. good to know Baos taking breaks. i just feel that taking breaks should be normalized - i hate burnout more than anything

[@NeuronActivation]

Man, now im not even sure if Numi is the biggest bottom ever when Bao exists.

[@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n]

dude have you heard bao whenever blaidd VA speaks let alone says ANYTHING with even only mild intentions for her to hear it specifically XD well tbf your everywhere just like our lord and savoir cooksie so I KNOW you have but yea........ honestly deciphering who the most bottom bottom is outta all of this specific sphere of vtubers is damn near impossible that i just enjoy watching the bottom energy turn even the wimpiest wimp into a top somehow XD

[@Blackguard9099]

Nah, Numi is still the biggest bottom. Bao has her beat in sluttiness, tho. :P

[@dead-claudia]

numi is the one we meme on for being "the biggest bottom" those are only memes tho...

[@sugoistalin7809]

It's all about attitude. Bao has zero shame, she bares herself to the world openly. Numi can't go 1 stream without freaking out over something cringe she said.

[@malkav0488]

Bao has the ability of taking initiative, which places her slightly less bottom. Then you have Numi, who, instead of paralysis, gets "runningitis". And finally Yuzu, whose inability to take commiting decisions is unparalleled. 😂

[@KooriGraywolf]

Ahhh, I remember when just saying "I'm horny" already was shocking levels of lewdness for a VTuber. And now we are here.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Whoever let Bao have a Twitter is clearly someone that knows how to have fun.

[@crash1108]

Bao offering to make an Ovulation calendar may be the craziest thing I've heard this year

[@ShrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator]

3:20 "horrendous and borderline illegal shit" 😂

[@Yohtoh]

The only thing crazier than these messages are her commentary about them. Bao is a funny creature. 😂❤

[@Yeast_Yeti]

I love watching Bao. She helps remind me why God has left us

[@ZeroZero86997]

She asking for knot requests like loop de loop and pull , WTF YABAI

[@whalecrown]

🗿at this point Bao is just Chaotic Sex 11:58 my point stands

[@CrazeeAdam]

Bao'a twitter is hilarious and cursed at the same time

[@Denamic]

Somehow, it does not surprise me to find out she has a dog bed for herself. It feels appropriate.

[@caseykazem4049]

There isn’t holy water strong enough to purge bao of her mighty thirst.

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

If she's got a thing for masked military dudes, dont tell her about Ghost Recon Breakpoint, which features a whole faction of them.

[@MaliciousDesigns]

11:57 You know what? It is my fault for watching a bao video with speakers.

[@rubengarcia7962]

I don’t know why you thought that was a good idea.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Just like my favorite pyro inflationist. Sometimes you can be le happy, but other times you can be le sad.

[@daosdresari7349]

That Bao tier list... she's into everything!

[@the_frozen_tortoise]

There is not enough fresh water left on earth to quench that thirst.

[@delmarclapp3350]

Her manic laugh is so signature and I love it.

[@Maltodetoxin]

This was some of the most cursed shit I’ve seen in a while. Excellent.

[@19Biohazard88]

This was so good. I like these longer videos 🙏

[@dusk2308]

god damn bao is always so BASED

[@lenieldelatorre480]

13:30-nice outro,sums up her browsing history

[@lenieldelatorre480]

13:30-her fridge didn't run, it escaped, the running fridge: it's all bad!all down bad!

[@Emulleator]

I think it might be best for humanity if Bao gets her tubes tied

[@andrewwillcockson8120]

No we need more chaos

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

11:58 Someone please animate Bao running down the tunnel with MHA in the background

[@petercooper456]

It’s good to see Bao still enjoying life

[@lenieldelatorre480]

11:57-bonk?no, pulping/pinata party

[@DesTheMagicDog]

Bao being a thirsty whale? That could never happen. 🙃

[@Rytonic69]

Putting on headphones for this was an excellent decision

[@SiNevesh]

I love a girl that knows what she wants

[@19Biohazard88]

8:14 that’s such a good bit

[@BjornsTIR]

Bao is a menace to society

[@elina6969]

I want the audio file for bao screaming seggs

[@wildbronco038]

No wonder her manager took Twitter away from her lol

[@TheIcyPanda]

Seems pretty sane to me!

[@mudfaye]

12:35 OMFG LMAO

[@Sullysully5]

That’s it, I’m getting the harpoon launcher.

[@TheGrace020]

Bao is so real for this 😭

[@mynn2324]

I will always laugh with Bao

[@Mare_Man]

4:05 Bao's a clopper? Based

[@matcharrie]

Our Baobao is a lil quirky ehe

[@sampfrost]

bloody dilf hunter

[@War7123]

I miss her unhinged tweets

[@bigMax1337]

12:00 well we finally know how takeshi looks like

[@FrancisCabatit]

The sheer insanity of this entire skit is...

[@Person-sf7ql]

The setting feminism back one hit me like a truck lmao

[@bgrego88]

Bao gets it

[@seneca983]

3:20 I wonder if she has seen that Harry the Hamster clip.

[@johnhurley8918]

God dented her head as a punishment.

[@lenieldelatorre480]

7:19-Is that why you stepped away from X

[@celsickselcisk2306]

0:59 this is why we crucified the koroks 💀

[@oniemployee3437]

I am not at all knowledgeable of the Vtubersphere, but this must've been one of the most out-of-pocket streams ever.

[@LegengaryOak]

Bao is the horniest Vtuber I've ever seen. And I know Projekt Melody.

[@CrazeeAdam]

I hope she finds a guy some day ( if she already hasn't) that can keep up with her. It'll be a challenge imo..

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

@8:53 I recognize those six digits…

[@dead-claudia]

average bao when she's down bao

[@PhoenixDragon90]

Wonder if she has seen Sakimichans art of Sidon?

[@Slamdeath]

"I can explain." "I'm very horny all the time"

[@malkav0488]

Etooo... bleh

[@scorcher117]

Is this one a re-upload? some of these seem familiar, mainly the first 4 minutes or so.

[@lenieldelatorre480]

7:32-in Pinocchio, a whale swallowed him and his father Geppetto😂😂 is that why you're into daddies now?get away blubber dad-eater!

[@a13m34]

☹️

[@lenieldelatorre480]

9:44-its why we should keep daddies from her.she eats them up!jk lol

[@MrTurbo_]

Damn, where does one find a girl this degen

[@ChaosKing210]

10:26 Because we know what you are mf😭💀

[@seneca983]

13:05 Did she mean "vice" or "vise"?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

1:10 Your instincts don't care what political propaganda you've been fed.

[@Gutsu_]

Yep, baos a pervert

[@Ikxi]

What is this creature?

[@Bananapankakes2514]

Wtf is going on

[@nessesseda]

I was randomly recommended this video. And if this Vtubers comments reflect her true opinions, she's in for a bad life. Seriously. ... The ease at which people speak of sterilizing themselves these days, even in supposed jest, is concerning.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

How else can corporations justify outsourcing everything if there isn't a population collapse? How can governments justify depriving citizens of rights while actively driving mass migration to benefit those same corporations? Don't you know having a family will ruin the economy and is also racist?

[@SebDystic]

Bao screaming “SEX!” Gave me “CHOCOLATE!” Vibes I swear 💀