Roadhouse Is So Good It'll Fix Your Many MANY Flaws - Best Movie Ever

Look, I know it. You know. Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze knows it. You're an absolute mess. There's nothing redeemable about you. The only thing you have, is hope. Hope in the form of the 1989 movie Roadhouse that forever changed the world and is the only thing giving your sorry existence a chance. If you haven't seen it, then what's wrong with you? If you have seen it, then you know what's up and I have no beef with you.
#actionmovie #roadhouse #bestmovie

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[@billybob7891]

Hi sweetie pie.

[@Dmon_ul]

man f you, how does stand up comedy not make me LOL as much as your commentaries do? :))

[@Beebalabeeba]

Dude the ending when they’re are skinny dipping at the pond and the blind dude is playing guitar while they get it on is the most cold blooded part of

[@darthjosh-iah-is2027]

Jerry Jones :P

[@darthjosh-iah-is2027]

Bob Iger waves :P

[@ZeusMcCormick]

I played this movie on the highest volume possible and my neighbors called the cops because I wasn’t playing it loud enough.

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Your neighbors must be gay boys.

[@lillebowskiurbanachiever2367]

😂

[@mig50cc]

The only legend greater than your neighbors is the split to butt wiggle at a bar in Thailand.

[@RootofYishay]

BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

Did any of them yelled "ROADHOUSE" back at you while imitating Peter Griffin's ?

[@Krikstar123]

6:11 "Then a giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table shows up" - Hahaha I'm dying!🤣🤣🤣

[@GodsUltimateWeapon]

😂😂😂lol‼️

[@RichWards-Wins]

He knows how to review the BEST movie ever.

[@johnclon1742]

Honestly, the first time I saw this movie I thought the exact same thing!

[@kalybnielsen4183]

That was my exact focus. Classic Space Ice

[@DanielFazzari]

😂😂😂

[@rjd210]

"He's not Patrick Lazy" was a 200 IQ line.

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Idiotic comment

[@jamesbennett5189]

Danica Patrick Swayze 😅

[@john_blues]

"If you're asking how it made that turn, f*ck you! No one questions Roadhouse." 😂

[@johnlawful2272]

Peter griffin turned it

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Sam Elliot likes cool Dudes.

[@aalex2606]

Knives stills good drivers

[@alexpowers5117]

Anybody seen Richie

[@reubensandwich9249]

The biggest tragedy of the last 15 years is Patrick Swayze never saw this, the review his masterpiece truly deserved.

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

Yeah RIP.

[@NoOneGetzOutAlive]

Thank god he passed before the remake abomination.

[@BazookaToe]

@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 What does Yellowstone have to do with this?

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

@@BazookaToe IDK did I say that?

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

@NoOneGetzOutAlive Like he did as Sam back then, he will come back and take revenge. Pots a cucumber and ram it into Donnie Darko where the sun doesn't shine.

[@darknessviking]

space ice is the mega blockbuster hit reviewer that i wait all week for to watch

[@King_of_Apathy]

i read that in his voice lol

[@mantovannni]

I was trying to think of a mega blockbuster sentence but then I saw this one. Well done sir.

[@attdnsk1033]

Where he showed the world

[@Aethelhald]

The man makes videos with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.

[@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378]

Space Ice with different actors : On Sleep Space Ice when Steven Seagal and Neil Breen : REAL SH*T?!

[@andareon]

"after about 6 seconds...or 3 Seagal movies worth of movements" killed me x).

[@williamtoad8040]

That’s the main reason we watch Space Ice videos, to see how long he can go before he starts finding creative, relevant ways to roast Seagal

[@pk1645]

In Roadhouse, Patrick Swayze taught us that pain don’t hurt.

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

🤣,👏👏👏

[@AlphaQHard]

With enough adrenaline, pain actually feels good. When the adrenaline wears off though...

[@princesssolace4337]

He got enuff shot morphine/adrenaline pre shooting

[@elvinrey9535]

Pain don't hurt him cuz he hurts pain.

[@pk1645]

Rest In Peace Patrick Swayze. A tremendous loss.

[@rustyshakkleford]

Roadhouse has the best ending of any movie ever. They murder like 9 people and when the cops show up everyone just shrugs and says they didn't see anything. Case closed.

[@Ifoughtpiranhas]

When a stuffed polar bear falls on you, you'd say that you didn't see anything either!

[@LIONTAMER3D]

Yeah, the ending is just bodies dropping in ridiculous ways where even seasoned detectives would be WTFing

[@Chipotleadvisory]

You could get away with a lot before DNA evidence existed

[@razman4240]

They saw Swayze and knew he must have been fighting evil.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

There was no black person to hit or blame.

[@isaiahpero7837]

“Taunting the guy for not fighting you while he’s actively fighting you is a bold move.” Let’s see if it works out for him, Cotton. 😂😂

[@tisdue]

RIP Patrick Swayze. Hell of a career. Even had a hit song at one point.

[@beggar1015]

"We're gonna need you to go be bald somewhere else. Thanks a bunch."

[@MrRoda8143]

Having decided to go the bald look a few years ago, this caught on to me right away haha

[@TheSpear]

That line was smoothly placed.

[@bravosierra2447]

That felt personal.

[@ryshellso526]

Based.

[@TheSpear]

soo polite

[@srf2112]

"bless his very clogged heart" Hahahaha!!

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

That was the one that got me here 😂

[@TommyWolf2123]

​@@jonathanpeterson1984same, was scrolling looking for this comment! 😂

[@digitaldazzle5836]

That guy was such a great guy in real life. Too bad he died not too long after making the movie.

[@murph7141]

A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table 😂😂😂

And here I thought Id be the only one making this comment

[@murph7141]

@ 😄😄😛

[@ArnaudMuller]

“This is definitely the best bar out of Thailand” 😂😂😂 I cracked up

[@VideoHostSite]

"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table". Okay, fine, take my money.

[@bhpictures]

Watching a Space Ice review is the perfect way to end a work week.

[@fidde208]

Space Ice has an eye for details. I never knew "Hank" had a body double and that that guy had a nose bleed before

[@joeblow229]

And the body double looks like one of the replicants from Blade Runner.

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

"Leaving when there's no more work to do is usually a dealbreaker" 😂😂😂 its funny because a lot of employers really think like that

[@sertank735]

Calling that guy Bob Iger is funny every time.

[@civil_villain]

Wait, was that not Bob Iger??

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

​@@civil_villain I thought it was Jackie Treehorn!

[@lawjef]

Patrick Swayze (Roadhouse, 1989): That [Bob Iger] guy is crazy Everyone (2024): yeah we all see it now

[@chaoticallyorganizedd]

The real Bob Iger deserves the same fate

[@DCMelo_UC]

Roadhouse is good enough to fix all your flaws… unless you’re Steven Seagal. Not even a bar in Thailand can fix that.

[@TimLeeshue]

The "throat rip spin kick" 😂. This is the best one in a while

[@WayneManor666]

-A neck full of ass knife- enters the Chat.

[@Ifoughtpiranhas]

Roadhouse is the quintessential 80's movie. It has punk rocker John Doe as a bartender, pro-wrestler Terry Funk as a bouncer, old Sam Elliot as a boss level bouncer, Elvis' bodyguard as a auto parts store owner, mullets, monster trucks, and house music provided by a blind guitarist. If you don't like Roadhouse, you suck at life!

[@Lothnar5070]

Since I watched Roadhouse for the first time back in 1997 my life has rocked. Thanks Roadhouse!

[@younkinjames8571]

That blind guitarist was legit that good too...his name was Jeff Healey

[@Borg14]

Now that's what I call diversity. hahaha

[@reubensandwich9249]

Forgot about ths topless woman in there.

[@nathanryan8555]

omg was that Jeff Healey, as well as Terry Funk, wtf? so epic!!

[@Wisconsin_Local_139_Crane_Guy]

She’s freaking out because this is all about her had me rolling!!!!

[@tinalevan1984]

Just in case you guys never heard this one. The dude who plays the dude who gets his throat ripped out went to the movie premiere with his mother. During the part of the movie where he says the line, "I used to ---- guys like you in prison," his mother stood up, turned to the audience and said, "That's my boy!"

[@_Kylix_]

What a mom!!

[@paulysmallz8095]

Ok that’s funny

[@ErwinSchrodinger64]

Truly, what a beautiful story!

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Siskel and Ebert rates this mom two thumbs down.

[@micnorton9487]

JIMMY? I HATE Jimmy, but I saw him in something else and he was pretty good...

[@user-ot2cz7yb2x]

no idea how this channel doesn't have a billion subscribers

[@caribbeanpharoah9269]

A billion? I was thinking a trillion, all life on earth and a few other planets as well

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

It's just a matter of time.

[@imoffthehillma8013]

"Getting in touch with his feminine side" Outstanding!

[@HauntedXXXPancake]

Judging by his car, he's really serious about it too.

[@snowbear163]

Haha by swerving all over the road. I loved it.

[@digitaldazzle5836]

LMAO! I didn't catch that until now. That's hilarious!

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

“Discount Gary Oldman” “Bless his very clogged heart” “Three Segal movies worth of movement” 😂😂😂😂

[@davidsummer8631]

Thanks to Space Ice for next 24 hours my arm will be remaining in salute pose to this awesome film, what the hell make that 48 hours.

[@SofaKingShit]

That's surely gonna suck a little if your planning on working in a bakery or office or something involving other people tomorrow. Also I probably would take a train or even ride a bicycle to your workplace rather than drive a car.

[@davidsummer8631]

@@SofaKingShit I have just left a message for my boss explaining that I have to take the weekend off due to just watching a Space Ice video about Roadhouse...He will understand.

[@SimonStrange]

Which salute? The Roman salute?

[@davidsummer8631]

@@SimonStrange The Patrick Swayze salute

[@kevinkerwin4118]

Roadhouse is so good, if you don't like it youre getting roundhouse kicked.

[@DenisX4C]

Roadhouse kicked 😁

[@Ifoughtpiranhas]

Chuck Norris watches this movie as inspiration before he works out and frees POW's in Vietnam.

[@bidensuckandeez6748]

No one out Chuck Norises Chuck Noris

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Hank's body double was an assassin in 1986's MacGyver and laser-whipped He-Man Lundgren in 1987. But Swayze wiped the floor right there with him in 1989.

[@erichall3326]

I'm just gonna assume this won Best Picture. not even looking it up.

[@nickmagee-brown739]

Fuck yeah...

[@razman4240]

Agreed, no need to even look, it’s a given.

[@respectfulremastersbymetal8336]

It won Best Picture 3 times in two years, once in 1988 prior to release and twice in 89.

[@davebaconusa1062]

7:36 “Holy fucking shit!” I love it when you get surprised.

[@deucepickle2091]

MONSTER TRUCK!

[@sharpfalcon6196]

Space Ice needs to do more surprised moments like this.

[@ryanakabomber]

Be Ice until it's time to not be Ice....

[@scotthoward1265]

The movie that should have been....

[@sts25186055]

@@scotthoward1265Road House II: Ice House

[@notme3134]

.... Then it's time to be space

[@guiltytrain3689]

"Took this beautiful voice from us, only second to my own" -Space Ice A lengthy investigation was conducted and found that this is true.

[@fredo1070]

Roadhouse is the ultimate guilty pleasure movie, "Pain don't hurt"

[@crap8011]

I thought you'd be bigger...

[@Housesider]

Damn this movie is automatically cool just for having Jeff Healey in it (1:49) guy was blind but he didn't let it stop him from being one of the sickest guitar players of all time. He also opted to play on cheap Squier Stratocasters usually which hilariously shredded the notion that you somehow 'needed' a guitar that costs thousands just to sound good. RIP to a musical legend

[@jbellflower83]

His set with the great Stevie Ray Vaughan was amazing. Jeff definitely held his own there.

[@LadyAxe13]

He truly is sinfully underrated. He was a devastating loss to music, in my opinion. His shredding skills were amazing!

[@Vespyr_]

Wow, first time I've ever seen a woman kicked in the kitty in a movie before. XD

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Beaver boot

[@michael_hervey]

Hey, that’s Patricia Tallman getting kicked, isn’t it?

[@zimriel]

"No Hard Feelings" and JLaw was naked too

[@matteZ2109]

“Whiskey’s runnin’ low.” Everyone needs a paycheck, but Keith David had already been in The Thing , Platoon, Bird, They Live, etc.. I wonder how much he got for this crowning achievement.

[@itsjustme8947]

$13 bucks and a case of Hennessy is the rumor......

[@jekw23]

First time I watched this “hey Keith David….awesome” he then proceeded to not be in the rest of the movie. All on the cutting room floor apparently. One of the many reasons I want the three hour version.

[@matteZ2109]

@@jekw23 Release the Rowdy cut!!!

[@sts25186055]

@@jekw23 apparently Keith David pissed off Swayze during filming. So while the movie was being edited, Swayze round kicked his way into the editing suite, did the thing with his fingers and ripped out all the film that had Keith David in it, except for the plot-crucial whiskey line.

[@vondbee7091]

Jus keepin up appearances. Dont mean nuthin "

[@lamalama9717]

The Van Damme reference was so subtle...kudos Mr Space Ice.

[@equesfuscus]

"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table..." I laughed for like two straight minutes about that. And "Sensing things were getting too awesome, this lady shows up to ruin it." I'm still laughing.

[@cashtonbriggs2135]

"Discount Gary Oldman"😂😂😂...classic😂

[@TSHHVA24]

"A giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table" is the greatest character description of all time. And I'm sorry, but Bob Iger made the common bad guy mistake of not sending out his strongest goon first. As soon as Swayze and his stunt driving knife showed up, he should have sent Kathy Kennedy to drain the life out of Swayze and everything else in a 30 mile radius.

[@genehunsinger3981]

RIP Swayze

[@abdullahjan4567]

The wild Ambulance part was so fucking shocking that I literally gasped at the fricking lightening speed of the vehicle itself.

[@asckee]

Man space ice just makes my day

[@collguyjoe99]

Roadhouse.......... Simply uttering the word will gather instant respect from the huddled masses...

[@AedanBlackheart]

And roundhouses

[@collguyjoe99]

@@AedanBlackheart Peter Griffin Approves this response...

[@yuliocat82]

"A giraffe wearing a picnic table shirt"..You are totally awesome,bro🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@ghostlightx9005]

"Giraffe Lady dressed as a picnic table" is not only hilarious but bang on accurate.

[@corydrake6787]

my favorite story is that space ice is actually seagals son who has anger towards him. seagal is obviously an amazing actor and a national treasure

[@SixTheArctos]

"..We're gonna need you to go be bald somewhere else" 😄

[@fireison8312]

"They don't call Patrick Swayze for nothing"

[@barkwahlmerg]

"dressed like a picnic table" -- nailed it like he nailed her

[@myeyeswentdeaf6213]

“Then a giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table shows up”. 😂 I just randomly found this channel today AND I FRIGGIN LOVE IT!!! 🤣👍

[@nikolozka1]

This is a Steven Seagal fan channel, welcome to the club...

[@relic1882]

This is the funniest one in a long time. There were so many good lines in it

[@edge3220]

2 seconds in and you've already perfectly illustrated why the 80s and 90s were the best fucking decades ever! It's been a landslide to hell in quality ever since.

[@jr2904]

The aughts had some good movies, it was all downhill after 09

[@rolandomorales7255]

Space Ice - the movie reviewer I never knew I needed. This one was hilarious! 😂🙌🏽

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Peter Griffins favorite Movie

[@user-db5qd3wd6z]

Roadhouse!

[@MrZillas]

Road ➡️ Road ↩️ Road ⤴️ Road 🔄 Road ⤵️ Road

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

This movie taught me a valuable lesson: Don't eat the big white mint.

[@ScramblerMotorcycle]

Wise man!

[@a.robertson730]

I can't see Swayze without picturing Conky giving Julian some shit

[@peteschaub7561]

Conky lmao 😂

[@droe2570]

Mullet to mullet🤣

[@therockrules]

Roadhouse is a great movie.

[@NuMBERNYC]

My mistake was watching your video at 2am. I tend to laugh at corny comments. When I laugh I shake the bed, when I shake the bed, I wake up my wife, when I wake up my wife, she yells, when she yells….. guess who is sleeping on the couch tonight?

[@TheAliLeba]

"Took this beautiful voice away from us, second only to my own"💀💀💀

[@650nelson]

Monster trucks, explosions, fuck yeah!

[@KarmaTube5]

And more explosions

[@FandersonUfo]

God bless Space Ice

[@KayhanAyar]

3:58 "bless his very clogged heart" :):)

[@ssoory6343]

I just recently saw this movie and loved the hell out of it. All the wonderful goodness of 80s except mullets.

[@dragons_red]

*especially* mullets. Fixed that for you, I am sure it was autocorrect's fault

[@jr2904]

I was born in 89 and my mom had me in a mullet throughout the '90s, social services didn't do a damn thing

[@chrisstrebor]

LoL the break down of the house owner being full of buckshot and all the crime ignored 🤣

[@_Kylix_]

FINALLY YOU DID ROADHOUSE THANK YOU

[@judas_bdb8681]

After the mandatory steven seagal diss and JCVD reference, I was getting worried I wouldn't hear about the spark plugs but I should've never doubted 😅

[@oopomopoo]

Still work in Thailand, you're a legend

[@dillasoul2228]

There was an urge to check the channel, because I knew KZbin was trying to hide something from me, after finding this 2 minutes after release with no notification, I'm glad my instincts took the wheel

[@civil_villain]

This is one of the best channels in KZbin land!

[@Johnson274.]

One of my favorite movies of all time, can confirm the Iceman’s vid title is 100% accurate.

[@GatorGirl]

You know a movie is great when MST3K writes a Christmas carol about it.

[@beertheory]

Danica Patrick Swayze had me 😂😂😂

[@ScramblerMotorcycle]

Didnt get it😢

[@teejaylecapois9741]

We miss you Mr. Swayze

[@mikedupont4295]

"You cant be kicking his door in, and waking him up every time his house explodes" Shit had me DRT lol

[@srf2112]

They named that bar wrong it should've been called "The Roundhouse". I'm surprised Patrick Swayze didn't kick their asses for that.

[@Angelus_97]

I laughed far more than I should have at the stupid ambulance.

[@ironmindvideopodcast9309]

Watching space ice, I want you to be nice...until its time not to be nice, which normally involves Neil breen but for now let's gourge on some nostalgia. When he ripped that guys throat out, and the nurse checks for a heartbeat...that's medical excellence.

[@supersaiyanbino]

How the hell is a place where Terry Funk is the bouncer not the most well established bar in America? Him getting fired was a minor setback... soon after he became a bodyguard for Mr. Cutler.

[@dereksmith.]

"Giraffe lady dressed as a picnic table" im dead 😂

[@ICEnovaTI]

Oh Space Ice! You’re the greatest 😂

[@kurtwolter3984]

Thanks! I’m crying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@djslip_irie]

Supreme mega blockbuster this time ice. This is Roadhouse.

[@ericspecht1609]

"bless his very clogged heart" had me rolling

[@fixedG]

Ah, '80s Julie Michaels. Be still, my heart.

[@Marvindorfler1]

This is brilliant. He's picked up on all the things I hoped he would 😂😂😂

[@lovethyneibor22736]

Isn't it sad that the golden era of movies has long been gone? yet people keep on popin out kiddos, it's ridiculous! the new generations won't even have anything decent to watch 😕

[@8darkknight472]

Yes. Hollywood is ruining these classics by rebooting them.

[@frwystr]

yup

[@christianpineda4689]

No worries... Some A**hole will take Seagull's spot on Netflix

[@JCaesar11]

It’s not over, it’s just improved, gender fluidity, gender swapping, defeating the patriarchy, it’s a brave new world

[@ForgetfulPaladin]

what, you didn't like the new Roadhouse? lol

[@dbblues.9168]

Og Roadhouse was a work of cinematic art

[@dylanharvey934]

Thank you so much for finally doing a Swayze video I have been waiting for this forever,you kick ass!

[@stefaan9218]

Giraffe lady dressed like a picnic table 🤪👌

[@VailingGoose]

Thank you for the laughters

[@stepniak18]

One of the best videos you published. Genius joke every 30 seconds. Just amazing. I love your channel.

[@theblackenddev]

I’ve been asking for Road House on patreon for like 6months now. This man makes dreams come true.

[@Dude357]

The Real Roadhouse!!!!!

[@MrRoda8143]

Uncle Rico's enthusiasm lol. I've seen this movie so many times that I never noticed the guy mentioned was that much excited popping his shotgun haha

[@ericrecano8557]

The fact that a masterpiece like Roadhouse doesn’t have a Criterion Collection release is a travesty.

[@greghenrikson952]

I once got to do a deposition of a bouncer, and we did a few dozen hidden references to this classic. It was a thing of legal beauty.