Roast Charlie Sheen - Anthony Jeselnik

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[@tapiopelkonen2981]

Anthony dropped these jokes like an executioner.

[@betaboog]

and u dropped your homemade nachos on your new target shirt after you typed that

[@betaboog]

+Kristian Brandt i was describing myself

[@ryanrodriguez1817]

The michael j fox one was disgusting.

[@rishabchaudhary4489]

achtung!

[@imeddiewilson1572]

You think skinned pansies, what's wrong with a burn here n there "as a joke/punchline"? You've never done something stoopid or had a medical issue? Well, let life happen still, it will happen

[@andrewvelba9888]

I love how Patrice laughs and goes, "Thats a good joke"

[@chillingguy8386]

It was a good joke ,the crowd just didn’t get it and Patience knew it was

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@chillingguy8386 a comedian should know Pryor’s 1974 Grammy winning album, but it’s otherwise going to be too obscure for most non-comedians.

[@jorgemontes5949]

@@chillingguy8386 morning kl

[@AttilatheThrilla]

It’s like when Ben Bailey went off at his roast and Patrice was losing it cuz he just didn’t expect the brilliance

[@rodwortham3711]

@@chillingguy8386 0

[@horntj77]

7 years later and this is still incredible. He fucking killed.

[@stevenfernandez4845]

He sucks, actually. What in this clip was actually funny? He goes for shock value cause he's got no humor to him at all

[@nhlanhlasithole2899]

@@stevenfernandez4845 Facts

[@bobbierobinson6269]

@@nhlanhlasithole2899 ,,

[@counterfeitclone]

This was aired in 2011. A little longer, more like 11 years from the date of your comment

[@canucan]

The too few black people comeback is seriously fucking genius.

[@bryanmannoia7561]

+canucan mean as hell but for an on the spot joke, classic.

[@trnharris]

+canucan hiLARious

[@luhed]

+bryan mannoia mean as hell or unfortunately the truth in most cases?

[@maxstone9780]

Steve johnson Three years later but I had to. Steve Johnson and your Asian. What’s you mothers name? Ho go smith....

[@thomasmartin6299]

10/10

[@RThockey437]

To get respect from Patrice O Neal like that, you can tell Jeselnik is a true talent. RIP to one of the legends.

[@kylemcgill2966]

That Richard Pryor joke was amazing. Anthony probably only cared that Patrice laughed.

[@brandoncole2639]

@@kylemcgill2966 rightfully so... that would be MY litmus test

[@lenhudson8194]

Patrice is a legend.

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@lenhudson8194 and when you say Legend you mean a myth LOL

[@ericl9781]

@@kylemcgill2966 it was his only real laugh of the night

[@irollerblade13]

My favorite part of this is watching the great Patrice O'neal starring and congratulating anthonys jokes. If Patrice likes your jokes... YOUR FUNNY!

[@malinko35]

i miss him so!

[@davidlopes334]

I totally agree with you. Patrice was the real deal

[@cainpoe]

You're but I'm no English teacher

[@chaotixboy]

I loved him on web junk 20!!!

[@hiddeenfreek]

He was being sarcastic as fuck lol. Moron

[@jaysmith8505]

"They say you only roast the ones you love... so this is gonna be short." is still one of the funniest and best line deliveries at ANY of these roasts.

[@mattthecreator5172]

"the only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J Fox" -Jeselnik killed it

[@flybriur]

What's hilarious is that right after this joke the camera cuts to Richard Kind laughing in the audience, who was on the show Spin City with Michael J. Fox, and then later Charlie Sheen after he took over from Michael J. Fox after Fox left due to his Parkinson's.

[@keith00032]

Killed it like a prenatal test for down syndrome

[@newfic2290]

Это адская шутка

[@tarikdebarge]

Classic!

[@MikeDunn]

Damn, this is so dark, I had to turn up the brightness on my screen.

[@JazzKeyboardist1]

Charlie put some of his tiger blood in everybody's drinks that night. They are all HIV positively funny

[@madbackwardscunt3469]

+Paul Michael stooooid

[@skylarmontgomery3190]

Death himself came to earth to tell Anthony to chill out.

[@TheGreatAlan75]

@Paul noneofyabusiness I agree. I've been saying this forever

[@penske_material]

@@TheGreatAlan75 I had a teacher once who gave me a very compelling argument as to why HIV was never real.

[@TonyPerez816]

Jeselnik is all about timing. He tells his Jokes so slowly, but that's where the effect is. Some of these would still be funny on paper, but my god, the delivery is what makes him so good!

[@powerpc127]

One of his best lines, in my opinion, is to follow up a joke with: "What an important joke... "I want you to go home tonight... tell that joke to your loved ones... "And then apologize... because you don't have my timing."

[@matt_canon]

Mike Tyson's facial expressions seem to go back n forth between being amused and ready to kick Anthony's ass. Its like he would smile, then the smile would fade and he looked pissed, then smile again, fade... might just be me.

[@Broteese]

I dont think Mr Tyson has a great sense of humor, to be honest he seems too dimwitted to have self irony..

[@ronaldmcreynolds7345]

+Cory Jones Give me a break. Mike was born stupid. The only thing he gets are drugs and someone smarter has to buy and administer them so he won't shoot ammonia up his arm.

[@parkerpeters535]

+Matt Canon The Iron in Mike is still dormant within his body.

[@thdoom81]

+Ronald McReynolds the internet is a wonderful place..punks like you can say whatever they want..please say this to mike tyson's face...please

[@ronaldmcreynolds7345]

Thulsa Doom The internet IS a wonderful place. I can say for example that you have little imagination to the point where you take some Hollywood macho symbol and attach it loosely to your fantasy life in comments as if you really are a 'macho man'.

[@niptuck117]

Mike Tyson (uncomfortably): "That's a good one..."

[@russellnotestine6436]

It was irresponsible of the producers to have Mike on the panel

[@virtualrenegade440]

@@russellnotestine6436 its ok they had muhamed ali backstage with a pepper grinder in case mike got out of hand

[@jayjayjay365]

yup i am guessing security on site were making plans after that gag

[@niptuck117]

@@virtualrenegade440 I laughed real hard at this.

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

Mike had that look on his face that he wanted to suckered punch em.

[@FINfinFINfinFINfin]

AJ's smile after he says "too few black people" kills me.

[@nickypoundtown9568]

It's just this twisted evil smile 😂😂

[@BenDover-vs7ih]

03:28 If you don't know the Richard Pryor Album joke, here's what Jeselnik is referring to, "Are You Serious?", "Craps", "That Ni***rs Crazy", "Outragous" just to name a few. Absolute genuis!!!

[@Edward-hn8ed]

He's only referencing one of them. We all know which one.

[@johnmason1648]

finally somebody got the joke here.. i was going to post the list of album names if i didn't find it here:) thanks Ben.

[@The3rdGunman]

He was referring specifically to Pryor's album "Super N!##a"

[@ishmael802]

Super N and Wanted titles as well

[@aronlane4664]

@@Edward-hn8ed which one ? I looked them up but nothing stood out , this is annoying

[@bkr1895]

"Because God hates Michael J Fox" That's fucking terrible but so funny

[@SwamiBastard]

+Thomas C u didnt get the joke did you?

[@elvis316]

+Vladimir Lenin Then they cut to the show's co star in audience laughing his ass off. Whoa.

[@bilodolo11]

+Vladimir Lenin I don't understand it?? Yes I'm dumb but can you explain please?

[@elvis316]

Hina A Charlie took over MJF's position on "Spin City" after parkinsons cut his career short.

[@kgsolomanfivethousan]

+elvis316 What's funny is that MJF most likely thought that joke was funny as shit, he has a great sense of humor about the whole situation. His role on Curb Your Enthusiasm is proof of that.

[@johnholmeswebb8162]

His delivery can make the simplest punchline seem golden. Like: "I'm still looking for my ex girlfriends killer, but I can't find anyone to do it". Reading it it's just "meh", but to hear his voice say it was funny as hell.

[@sybotrybo1609]

Especially with that psycho smile of his - that's fitting. Great act

[@CraigMcGuinn]

If he “can find anyone” to kill his ex-girlfriend, why would he still be looking for her killer?

[@DerpASherpa117]

He is the absolute master of the bait-and-switch and deadpan delivery.

[@antoniocaballero3976]

@@CraigMcGuinn Hes saying he wants someone to kill her

[@kingdingaling2469]

@@DerpASherpa117 %💯

[@Wilcox3]

3:13 When Patrice O'Neal gave him props for the Richard Pryor joke, and the Too Few black people comeback line was great. Rest in Peace Patrice O'neal.

[@christophercollins3632]

Jeselnik was smart. He decided to create a comedy persona that he could leave on stage, where virtually no one would expect him to be that way in real life.

[@paulgreengod]

What do you mean

[@christophercollins3632]

@@paulgreengod Some people believe the way people are on stage is the way they are in real life. No one will expect Anthony to be like his stage persona. Some comedians have suffered because people expect them to be who they are on stage.

[@paulgreengod]

@@christophercollins3632 why wouldn't they expect him to be like that in real life? He seems normal enough.

[@christophercollins3632]

@@paulgreengod Well, I did say originally, that virtually no one would expect him to be that way in real life.

[@paulgreengod]

@@christophercollins3632 I'm not following, sorry.

[@lizardmandx]

Damn Patrice telling you it's a good joke is the highest honor one can receive in comedy RIP to an absolute legend

[@polarbarrrs]

3:44 UNREAL improv..

[@DerpASherpa117]

Even Patrice respected it. His expression as he's clapping is "that was racist as hell, but funny as fuck".

[@PrinceRonnieJR848]

Jesilnik is hilarious and he completely overshadows how funny Seth's introduction for him was. The delivery was fantastic.

[@KingOfKingz819]

The Richard Pryor joke was amazing.

[@NoShit-Sherlock]

I don't get it

[@MannyFlanders]

Live and smoking?

[@Conspiracy515]

I lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣. The fact Anthony had THE BALLS to even make that connection is awesome lol

[@firstofall8639]

Indeed

[@sabbracadabra8367]

@@kylemcgill2966 I just looked it up omg :D

[@ScinLaeca358]

His killer smile at the end of a lot of his jokes, as audience members reel and cut themselves and assume the fetal, makes them 100 times funnier.

[@fercho2040]

Getting Patrice's approval mut have felt fantastic for a young comedian as Jeselnik was back then.

[@dennisdesanctis2567]

Patrice was such a lover of jokes and comedy, he always understood where the humor came from. RIP Mr. P

[@evalex71]

I improved my Portuguese a shitload watching this

[@evalex71]

Marcus T It was a joke, buddy

[@evalex71]

Marcus T Settle down, son.

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

Lmao

[@Therealdrewdober]

Lul

[@willkoestner4159]

That was Portuguese? Fuck. I think I just unlearned some Spanish...

[@sccitylhh]

His transition into 'Mike Tyson' was beautiful. Jeselnik is fucking evil.

[@nathansiegel6799]

I feel that the worst offender in Purgatory (if it exists) is next in line to be the Grim Reaper and Anthony would be one of the Reapers.

[@goodfella2400]

Holy shit this was the most savage roasting I think I have ever seen. The way it’s meant to be done. Fuckin hilarious.

[@zombi3907]

watch a clip of JImmy Carr roasting Ann Coulter. It's brutal and merciless.

[@43captrexkramer]

Nick DePaulo on the Denis Leary roast is one for the ages, he destroys everyone. Also the late, great Greg Geraldo was always hilarious. But, Jesilnek and O'neal were both great.

[@beenis9842]

As Seth is walking back to his seat he's thinking "Shit I'm about to get destroyed"

[@snu3877]

Seth thoroughly enjoyed it, though.... he can take a joke. Love him!

[@dfernand101]

2:55 Patrice O'Neal really miss him. Apparently he was a last minute stand in for this one and he was revising/amending his jokes on the plane on the way there. RIP a great man.

[@cryptolights6879]

Patrice is missed!

[@parthBhattdoeswhateverhelikes]

fuckkkkk,,,too few black people, shit this guy is a fucking genius ..that come back! sick

[@user-py8tf7fz8p]

Check out his special on Netflix

[@taveontimmons5284]

+John Rutherford it's amazing

[@chrismorgan7234]

+parth Bhatt Hell, he got Patrice's approval. Respect.

[@JessRodriguez1111]

+Chris Morgan I think that was a sarcastic clap, but yea

[@cncmover]

best comeback ever, not even a retort, just added to it. amazing

[@babylonkid]

Jeselnik's one of the best in a long long time.

[@BretHart049]

Damn they spend more time roasting each other than the actual person they're supposed to be.

[@dougmurraydrumsred]

zero49 thats the point of a roast

[@Garrett1240]

zero49 You clearly don't know how roasts work.

[@BretHart049]

I know how they work and I didn't say they shouldn't roast one another. I said they spend MORE time roasting people than the person they're supposed to be roasting. I don't mind them going through every guest and roasting them. But they spend most of the time on that part and less time on the person the show is dedicated to.

[@petersullivan5702]

zero49 It's because there's more people who are not the roastee that he's roasting (7 others) than the number of people who are the roastee (1 person), so it takes more time, you know?

[@petersullivan5702]

Peter Sullivan And if you mean the time for each individual, here's the breakdown: mcfarlane 0:40 - 1:00 20 seconds jeff ross 1:00 - 1:27 27 seconds kate walsh 1:27 - 1:49 22 seconds shatner 1:49 - 2:16 27 seconds steve-o 2:16 - 2:50 34 seconds patrice o'neal 2:50 - 3:13 23 seconds mike tyson 3:13 - 4:56 103 seconds charlie sheen 4:56 - 6:37 101 seconds. Other than Mr. tyson, he spends a significantly longer time on the roastee than anyone else.

[@miralabualjadail4206]

God hates Michael J. Fox ..god damn that was brutal !

[@miralabualjadail4206]

@110335761962785539583 Jeselnik says " The only reason you got on tv in the first place is because God hates Michael J Fox ". Michael J Fox was replaced by Charlie sheen in the series "Spin city" when he was diagnosed with Parkinon's disease, kick-starting Charlie's tv career.

[@hatcher92zdh]

Imo telling Stevo-O, "Don't give up your suicide" was probably the most brutal

[@miralabualjadail4206]

hatcher92zdh yeah that too and cutting off the feet from diabetes ..a lot of them were pretty cruel

[@highfunctioningsociopath4761]

+Miro aj Actually he had a pretty high-profile movie career in the late 80's to early 90's. Wall Street, Platoon, Hot Shots etc. But then his movie career tanked, and he went to TV.

[@miralabualjadail4206]

HighFunctioning Sociopath I mean his TV career.

[@DylanFromAZ]

Bring back The Jeselnik Offensive!

[@Adam27X]

Evander Holyfield was supposed to show up to this roast. I guess he didn't hear about it.

[@robert4039]

If only one could have lent him an ear.

[@raimundoj888]

@@robert4039 maybe mike could have spit it back out

[@willkoestner4159]

You know how he is. It's all, "In one ear, out the other gaping hole", with that guy.

[@RelentlessOhiox]

Omg. You win.

[@rasheedahkeshwah39]

Lol

[@TheChristopher717]

He's like the Terminator of stand-up comedy

[@saintconnnor]

that mj fox punchline, i watched it like 50 times, and its still so savage, i laugh when he says it.

[@DerpASherpa117]

3:39 = the Pryor album name drop that only Patrice got followed by the "too few Black people" joke that got Patrice to do the "well played" clap is still my favorite moment on this roast. Out of all the comedians on stage, I think Patrice respected Jeselnik the most.

[@Akilroth234]

I think the suicide joke directed towards Steve-O hit him hard xD

[@Snuggleumpakis]

spearofconquest At least it wasn't about Ryan Dunn. Amy Schumer did that on a previous roast and apparently he was pissed.

[@PianomanMNL]

Snuggleumpakis It was actually on the same roast Snuggle. Also editing has a lot to do with it too. She said on Stern that his face reaction WAS NOt the same as what actually happened.

[@FairsleyDifference]

PianomanMNL Yeah, it's not live so you have to be wary of reaction shots that don't get the whole dais or don't include the audio of the punchline. Frequently after something particularly racist they'll immediately cut to a black guy in the audience laughing at a different joke.

[@jolyoncm]

He was pissed at every joke. Shouldn't have been there. Amy Schumers joke wa funny tbh

[@jolyoncm]

danny dorito agree!

[@timeb4ndit]

Jeselnik's set is legendary.

[@ilmalocchio]

3:17 Jon Lovitz in the back clearly pissed off that Jeselnik stole his Mike Tyson joke before he could say it.

[@Boygonebad]

He thought Anthony was letting Mike go and he was throwing a tantrum 😂

[@jeremybennett2188]

I love the respect that Patrice O'Neal shows for a well crafted joke. I think Patrice and Amy are the only ones who got the "Richard Pryor" joke, on the whole dais. Is it a racist joke? Absolutely. But let's not forget the most important word, there. Joke. Well done, Anthony. The world needs all the smart comics that it can get. And RIP Patrice. May your hands forever be deep fried.

[@Boygonebad]

Well Patrice got it first then Amy copied it and got it after.

[@aelechko]

Nobody brought up racism just you. Tyson said that’s racist thinking there was a fried chicken joke. And Amy was dating Anthony so guaranteed he explained it to her prior to Pryor. She’s just not that witty.

[@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists]

Who?

[@el_mal_de_ojo]

@@aelechko I'm the first to say that Schumer is the antithesis of 'funny', but there's no wit required to understand that joke, you just need to know the history of comedy and Pryor's album titles. That's down to memory, not wit.

[@raypowers8083]

He has such an icy, calculated delivery.

[@bradwest4821]

He's certainly mastered that. lol. Brilliant

[@31-trantuong55]

Imagine Giraldo, D.Rickles, Jeselnik and Jeff Ross being on the same roast

[@KrimsonVagus]

This guy keeps you on the edge of your seat!

[@TheSassycatfilms]

watch jim norton if ur hymen can take it u muffin

[@greenghost2008]

I love Jeselnik's jokes because it represents what I myself wish I could say to people all the time without them wanting to fight me.

[@06_Gucci_Mane]

Fight them

[@LateLastNight]

Can’t believe you just said that, I’ll fight you rn

[@06_Gucci_Mane]

@@LateLastNight he won't. He's scared.

[@EuroGuy85]

Don’t say it your boss, won’t get your job back

[@MindfullyMelting]

Man, this is the 6th time I've watched this roast segment and I'm still crying laughing. Comedy legend!

[@bashbrannigan]

This might be the first time I've seen the complete uncensored version!

[@s10eagles]

Why wasn't this guy on the Bieber roast?! Hes too good.

[@georgedroy]

Agreed !

[@shaunrodgers7207]

JuventusFC05 my memory is a little spotty but he isn't ever going to be on Comedy Central anymore. He had a TV show on the network but after the Boston Marathon bombing, he tweeted a really offensive joke (as is his style). The president of Comedy Central is from Boston and told him to take it down. When Jeselnik refused, he was banned from Comedy Central.

[@Campy_Camel]

I'm pretty sure it was before he got banned. But he said he didn't want to be known as a roast guy. Like Ross or Giraldo. And apparently if he got signed to do a roast he would have to do 3 of them, not just one.

[@milesfinnch7348]

+Shaun Rodgers If you watched his standup special he said his biggest regret was actually having to delete that tweet because of the # of people whose jobs would of been lost with the shows cancellation just because he had a "sweet tweet." It was eventually cancelled because of the low ratings and I'm guessing his relationship with cc is strained.

[@chingaemos]

Sucks to not see him on roasts but personally the roasts are hacky as fuck just putting celebs and promoting their new projects and "redeming" them thru these faux roasts. Roasts were to celebrate. And roasts were usually done by comedians. Anyways. Im glad he has specials up on netflix. Id rather watch an hour of good content from 1 comedian than 1 or two good sets and a bunch of actors read from a prompter for far too long

[@sailtheplains]

Holy shit. That's savage. Dude goes for the throat. That was hilarious.

[@SirQuantization]

He has a fucking amazing comedy special on Netflix, 100% check it out so fuckin good.

[@bproc4483]

Yeah if you like dark humor, it's a great special. I loved it.

[@kingdingaling2469]

I love Jeselnik’s comedy.

[@frankbrenner4852]

Patrice O'Neal and Steve O are such stiffs. It's a damn roast.

[@fastr1337]

Frank Brenner you should listen to some of patrices stand up. its probably the best thing you will ever hear.

[@JacksHacks2012]

+Frank Brenner Patrice died like a month after this roast, there's no way the dude wasn't already in pretty reasonable discomfort at this point. He was the least stiff dude on the planet when it came to comedy, but the end was in sight at this point, can't really blame him.

[@cooliovasquez]

+Frank Brenner Patrice wasn't a stiff, he didn't give out free laughs. Actually he is a stiff now.

[@NoOneLikesMyUsernam1]

+Frank Brenner Yeah he's real stiff now,

[@fastr1337]

This thread is the least funny thing on all of youtube.

[@MrChicotg]

Patrice just watching and judging everybody's routine lmao

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

"despite everything I just said" I love that line

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

***** true, that's why it's so funny

[@imhellag]

When Patrice O'Neil laughs at your joke singularly, you know it's great. Edit: Not that I think O'Neal was particularly funny but lots of other comedians respect him so I should too. RIP.

[@explosivefreak666]

..?. By Thàt definition one could say,: " If the other commedians, jumped off a bridge...", ( fill in the rest yourself...).! Just saying.

[@imhellag]

***** Yeah logically. That's also logically like saying O'Neal is like jumping off a bridge. Not so cool.

[@malinko35]

Nah, patrice would have been one of the greats. Up there with Eddie murphy, dave chapelle, chris rock, luis ck, he was one the real deals in comedy and i still miss that son of a bitch. Damn you patrice, why didnt you take care of yourself better...

[@stef88sf]

***** to me Patrice is the best comedian EVER.. period. He was just not into selling out.. he was too real.

[@TheImmortalLowlife]

imhellag When they zoom in on Trice, you already know it's funny.

[@moomen100]

Honestly Anthony has to be one of if not the best comedian of this era. He's fucking awesome.

[@BGambino1215]

What the guy is a sqaure .... He said testicales ...how do you make jokes and talk like a English teacher at the same time

[@zackk3322]

Sosa gambino I've never heard any teachers talk like this guy. He's funny as hell and performs great "nothing is sacred" comedy.

[@BGambino1215]

Look this dude is stiff and a sqaure lool

[@tberman2386]

"God hates Michael J. Fox," made me piss my pants laughing!

[@caseylevins7216]

Charlie Sheen really was the most gracious Roastee. He geniunely enjoyed getting roasted.

[@macdara77]

That Richard Pryor joke is so under-rated. The Michael J. Fox line however, was next level.

[@VasCorpBetMani]

First time watching Anthony. Wish that had gone on for an hour.

[@GuitarPassion1995]

I haven't heard of Anthony Jeselnick, but he seems to be coming up with the most intelligible yet intricate ditches from all the other comedians. And he's the only one who's courteous at the end. Love this guy!

[@wyattbiggar7460]

One of the best joke writers in comedy

[@unholychunk]

at 3:18 i think john lovitz is like fuck i had that joke

[@wishiwasfrank4541]

Nah, I think he was just disappointed it was a shit joke compared to the rest. Too easy.

[@russellnotestine6436]

I thought the same thing

[@daddydoza5164]

Yeah he butchered the joke there he was expecting something better. A comedian always picks these things out

[@kylelenertz9731]

I don't think he butchered it I think he ad libbed going to tyson there. I think he was gonna hit the other people, but Tyson started butting in and I think it was probably a lot more than this edited version.

[@Calilou52]

Patrice knows a good joke when he hears one

[@L0cK3D0wN14]

Richard Pryar joke was funny as fuck

[@mikeklug3369]

I love how I watch an Anthony jeselnik bit and come to read comments here and you tube reminds me to keep comments respectful and to follow guidelines 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chilliecheesecake]

Yeah if your comment gets reported for being racist or whatever just one time then YT will put that at the top of the comments section whenever you use the site. Happened to me lol

[@unusuario5173]

I'm glad Patrice O'Neal clapped at the Richard Pryor reference. I went to look up the names of the albums, and.... damn, that was brutal.

[@ShietEverywhere]

this guy is a stud.

[@LegacyKnight-zm6vz]

I'd love to see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson on a roast

[@betaboog]

or stone cold

[@LegacyKnight-zm6vz]

***** Yes indeed

[@vincentagundez8297]

+Alexa V. Morgan I would love to see Daniel Tosh on one!

[@spencerhull9166]

I KNOW RIGHT!!! DANIEL TOSH!! it pisses me off that he's never been on one

[@kingdingaling2469]

Stone Cold yes. The Roc No.

[@coolkid1901901]

That Jew joke is why he wasn't on later roasts.

[@ExiledTrackstar]

Lol, you may be onto something

[@Schankster7]

+ExiledTrackstar he was on that Roseanne roast right after this one

[@jbohnoff]

+coolkid1901901 It's interesting how people are making fun of Islam/Muslims without a care or regard for how anti-Semitic it is. Have we forgotten Nazi Germany and WWII?

[@jbohnoff]

+e jos You're listening to media. Why don't you provide examples and please don't point at extremes in their faith/culture/ideology such as Al Qaida or ISIS. I'm talking about quotes from their holy book(s). Go and listen to their religious scholars like Hamza Yusuf or Nouman Ali-Khan to get a sense of who they are b4 you resort to labeling them as a whole.

[@jbohnoff]

+Jeremy Ostinelli I was addressing the double-standards out there.

[@frankmcelhill9379]

'Charlie, you are a monster' What a line, and so true!!!

[@justinmurray8500]

the look on sheens face when anthony gets to him after destroying everyone is like oh fuck why did i do this?

[@guruuDev]

I like Mike Tyson's response: "I'll regret it later."

[@jesseholywood1161]

First comes the highly offensive joke that alone is amazing, but that evil grin of his that follows, that's such brilliant. He gives no fucks about anything, and that's why I love him!

[@Jo-id9zm]

For anyone who's wondering, the Richard Pryor album her referred to is called "That Nigga's Crazy"

[@Hobiexoxo]

But with a hard R.

[@keithkoenig5320]

Always dug Anthony and he killed it during this roast. Also saw him do a great live shoe at a large theater here a decade or so ago, then he just sort of vanished from the mainstream. Loved his timing, his delivery, and damn, he is funny!

[@JSteph70]

Count on Anthony to say it, no matter how twisted.

[@ericross441]

One of the best roast sets, ever. Period

[@brandoncinpubadj]

That Michael J. Fox line might be the funniest and most ruthless shit I have ever heard! haha.

[@artienp2]

You'll regret it... "I will later" Lol

[@kingdingaling2469]

Yea I caught that. Lol. He was like after I bust yo head open. Lol. Jeselnik is the F’n Man though. Funniest dude. Love it.

[@ChrisWolff2013]

Kate Walsh, marry me please.

[@jonw3462]

His set was pure fire and the cherry on top was the late great Patrice O'Neal's approval.

[@Nikdohc]

the fact that Patrice loved this as much as i do is enough, cheers!

[@brassattacks2411]

The most confident ruthless male comic alive today

[@DarthwRath]

Probably the best roast by comedy central. Everyone killed hard (except Shoemer) and by default, having Patrice on just elevates things. Jeselnik delivery is one of the best. Dark, demented and hillarious. That deep fried finger joke was so stupid and good and it's not even his best joke here.

[@stanleyshady9465]

This is the uncut version! Thank you.. wow

[@JulesLife]

“That’th good” - Tyson

[@PaulGLarsson]

"Don't give up your suicide" good game.

[@ajal-kurdi828]

I think it's just too cute how he didn't even diss Amy and how proud she looked of him over there they should get back together

[@PeytonSmith]

they dated???

[@ajal-kurdi828]

yea back in 2009 or something

[@kingdingaling2469]

LMAO!! Yea right. He got paid to say they were together. They weren’t ever really together. That’s her team paying $1.5 so he couldn’t refuse.

[@kingdingaling2469]

She’s trash.

[@kingdingaling2469]

@@akshaynatu1084 They were together . & I can not believe it. So gross.

[@earlnation720]

The way he smiles after his delivery is perfect. He says the darkest sh@t, and then smiles, like, "I'm not REALLY an a$$hole...."

[@anasfarahi4401]

Only Jeff and Patrice got that Richard Pryor joke.

[@masiyafuentez6378]

I fucking love Anthony Jeselnik

[@Tobbedans]

Anthony's smile is fantastic, it is diabolic, naugthy, and enchanting at the same time.

[@shammaboy]

For everyone else this is a break from their standard material, but this is jeselnicks standard material. Just about every joke could be a part of a comedy special for him, which makes this more impressive.

[@KillswitchSoldier88]

10 years later and this is still ruthless as fuck. Holy shit 😂

[@19Hutch89]

Greatest roast segment ever!!!!

[@anthonyzullo]

Ive been telling people "suicide is always on the table" for like 20 years, I feel like Anthony stole it lmao

[@kactusjaxson2965]

That Michael J Fox joke was brutal. It cracks me up every time

[@elduderinoakahisdudeness]

RIP Patrice. It's sad how we lose all of the talented comedians.

[@turkeyleg1]

Honestly when you google Richard prior albums you realize that joke is genius af