Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
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[@aneta5196]

“Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻

[@FabienneG6]

Felt that was the best one.

[@average13]

That was my favorite.

[@mayaenglish5424]

@@FabienneG6 Definitely the most accurate lol.

[@allysantoro6378]

Loki's Scepter same

[@larisiklarisik5192]

This one gets me weak

[@Calypso1834]

Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*

[@surekhasingh6114]

Why?

[@blackhole1315]

@@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME

[@Pista80]

Tim Salman lollllllloll

[@Calypso1834]

@@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.

[@Calypso1834]

@@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!

[@una8674]

I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5 I cried laughing during this lmao

[@anveshavyas450]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CK8smallville]

Yeah, I liked that one the best too!

[@Nitrixxxx]

Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild

[@phoebewafflega5301]

Omg so true lol

[@magoshak592]

Why tho? UwU

[@kseniarasputin3147]

Why? Because he is from Russia? Imagine roasting someone because of their origin, especially when they have explicitly condemned the war

[@Geexyktv]

​@@kseniarasputin3147 wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .

[@Therealtayacorfe]

67ygg7😊

[@Chris-pv6vv]

Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist* 4 out of 5 dentists : 😤

[@resident7995]

1/5 dentists: 😂

[@anamaiag.2863]

Go Auburn we crushed Alabama

[@n0t_lily738]

1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...

[@anandbhardwaj7590]

I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣

[@sunnyflower9011]

@@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂

[@emmasolitaire2169]

"I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen

[@shoijji]

I was thinking the same thinggggg

[@deekay1306]

Eww gacha

[@Yonatan2479]

Many of these i heard b4

[@cupidbleh]

EXACTLY

[@clearhelios1450]

That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times

[@annewarden4644]

Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..

[@quinncotta]

the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂

[@minetruly]

You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.

[@asusgamer9378]

hmm.... No replies?

[@sterlingarcher9894]

*Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?

[@Rockymann27]

How should he have asked him then?

[@xyaz69]

"How old are you..." oh wait

[@realdeal7074]

😆

[@Earth2Natalie]

Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian* Me: 😳😳

[@milkyshakes]

Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES

[@sohanaislam4207]

Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing

[@cathreenzhen5948]

What did he say?

[@seungminisprettyaf]

@@cathreenzhen5948 he said that he talks russian

[@cancelculture4920]

Muda russia

[@0braincellz]

Kallmekris character is named Misha And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka Coincidence i think not!

[@Rag371]

"most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-

[@jmela5101]

“you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.” dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*

[@rwys4721]

mushy shy loll fav part

[@iswitchaccount4446]

ok

[@ryleemcintyre8931]

I am that guy.

[@curuvari2247]

@@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.

[@SMya-xk3jr]

@@curuvari2247 same haha😅

[@flabarbieri]

"You talk like a grown toddler" Dr. Mike: For real??? Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!

[@obviouslymatt6452]

it’s pee woop

[@otopian1606]

Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop

[@viniciuscoelho2605]

don´t forget about the babby boo.

[@heathermiller6046]

Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊

[@bananawammabama]

Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.

[@legacygacha234]

For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing

[@scott8572]

Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.

[@baha17222]

“Most accidents happen a mile away from your house” So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house

[@mothwaltz4163]

baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.

[@bananawammabama]

@@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.

[@OlOleander]

@@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.

[@smilylaugh3725]

LMAO

[@satansleastfavorite7736]

Ur 1k like

[@dee6294]

"Do you even speak Russian?!" Mike: *something in Russian* I waSNt rEAdy

[@jakubbronk673]

He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

[@fatimaiskandarli1197]

"Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said

[@dee6294]

@@jakubbronk673Thanks!

[@abi-qr3zr]

His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo

[@ariellanaena6148]

My heart has combusted

[@avabradley1864]

2:51 " *has a medical degree* *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀

[@mssaigon73]

You need to do more of these roasts . ❤

[@steveh.3582]

Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him* People: * roast him as hard as they can* Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *

[@neondeath07]

Did pika shock between chest compressions?

[@CookingMyWay]

I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.

[@supremeleaderkimjongun5332]

it was mild.

[@samanthahealey5163]

This is the comment. It wins.

[@DaxonDarling]

Samantha Healey yasss

[@BOREDOM6969]

"You talk like a grown toddler." Doctor Mike: "For real?" Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"

[@potatod4020]

It’s BEEWHOOP

[@fairy5668]

@@potatod4020 It's actually P baha

[@potatod4020]

Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video

[@idontlikesocialising5103]

Is that also a roast?

[@potatod4020]

Akinej Softie wat?

[@yruby5k]

Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting

[@SpiriitsRoblox]

These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!

[@ashleym5000]

You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....

[@---nu9kg]

Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWKolYh_brSCeqc

[@elhomo6406]

@@---nu9kg shut up?

[@estudiordl]

@@---nu9kg spam much?

[@0gsrV]

Ashley M his chest said woooo

[@vavila16]

"My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight

[@dreamsvlog7978]

Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣

[@JwilliamsAssociates]

his previous, previous relationship. lmao

[@DoctorMike]

Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂

[@vavila16]

@@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟

[@sigheyeroll]

Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.

[@seeratbhatia8405]

I need another one of these videos.

[@sebastiankeller6646]

Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠

[@andyshintaro3405]

If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world

[@zbhype6836]

Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...

[@kodiakwallander1728]

@@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD

[@bryan3243]

Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay

[@faagalocollins7960]

You stole this lmao

[@ade9986]

Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho

[@username15yearsago52]

Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land

[@TheGamersReview]

you forgot "Whities"

[@fati9108]

badrhey18 😂😂😂

[@justdragons3317]

This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves

[@tsvjen5131]

👏

[@JCluvr19]

Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆

[@cocobrowny]

The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂

[@quandaledingle2141]

Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways

[@hopelessromantic3709]

He is laughing to hide the pain...

[@alamgudiel1663]

Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)

[@JameskentPEnabe]

Alam Gudiel Thx you too

[@legzfalloffgirl5148]

Aren't we all?😂😂

[@cheese--___]

nope

[@allisonferenbaugh5248]

LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂

[@sgl7566]

Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian* Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )

[@tkph0328]

S G L he said: yes I speak Russian

[@sgl7566]

@@tkph0328 OK thank you

[@Sarah-lt4vv]

That's captions for ya

[@Kevbino]

S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that

[@definitelyhuman.6610]

He said Yes, I speak Russian

[@hayray9469]

The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@idislandacaro9983]

I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰

[@sarahmavignierr]

"Dr Mike: never smoked. Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂

[@NutpuffTheWolf]

I'm the 100th like

[@khaotictrash]

My laugh is like that 😂😂

[@harpujanair8696]

That one was my fav

[@MK-zm7de]

That one should have won!

[@normawarfield19]

I laugh like a hissing cat

[@sageisinfacttired]

Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian.. The captions: (speaks Russian) Me: thanks for nothing.

[@tiredwatermelon333]

he said "yes, i speak russian"😂

[@sageisinfacttired]

Thanks dude.

[@creature8911]

Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂

[@liukin95]

He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.

[@tiredwatermelon333]

@@sageisinfacttired no problemm

[@courtneyp8710]

We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change

[@HuskyfoxM00n]

Someday you'll go far.. And I really hope you stay there

[@gm-yb1qp]

“Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA

[@ferferrairo]

that's the one that should've won!

[@megha5176]

😂😂😂

[@audraross3012]

I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂

[@nickpassion123]

And I oop sksksks

[@rhondab107]

My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!

[@musicalartist2584]

I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.

[@angelusvastator1297]

It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.

[@karmenletourneau9574]

Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh

[@hail9794]

@@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.

[@aurelia3439]

@Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad

[@dontask9000]

YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD

[@nolab2889]

PLS DO MORE IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 🤣🤣🤣 XX

[@jenn_av2727]

Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.

[@kennjohnson3970]

The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂

[@amberj.breckenridge9859]

Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️

[@kiwipiwi22]

Omg lol

[@kj1227icecap]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bellam.1946]

Lol

[@anjamutavdzic8114]

☺

[@kottonkandy0962]

You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product

[@abhijaythakur4024]

*DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*

[@fatimaa6024]

@@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abcdefoff3307]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@obamaprism2669]

I was the 666th likes

[@1anonymous_moon]

My God that's weirdly accurate😂

[@stevecamilleri6781]

Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@kisses4kc]

jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”

[@arinabogdan9528]

Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your" Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"

[@chelseamiller5260]

Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂

[@arilol315]

Arina Bogdan Yes I died😂😂😂

[@bogdan1058]

Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!

[@alenunya]

He did correct it before sending!

[@tisamisu]

He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”

[@unicorndreamsgari5730]

Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.

[@willhead9958]

Ikr

[@randomweirdo7501]

Yes

[@toriellsimon9075]

UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐

[@doaa7941]

@Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air

[@eddiet9411]

DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom

[@that_g_u_y_]

The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen

[@lidestudios5094]

"Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅

[@doriamgonzales6469]

When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before

[@Scootaskyeee]

Doriam Gonzales fuckin same

[@carma1162]

Same

[@hannirose8216]

BAHAHAHAHAH

[@23lijah50]

Fear?

[@shio_w_o]

Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?

[@PARAZARELLE]

Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.

[@naenaekillua8378]

PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...

[@PARAZARELLE]

@@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.

[@tugcekarabalk6046]

More like next two months.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.

[@user-ml7en1sc6f]

I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality

[@devoncook7033]

No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹

[@desirae3455]

Mike: "how old are you?" Jerry: *hits block button

[@steph.uhknee]

Sus af 💀

[@-bramblewing-4668]

I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol

[@kamyagupta4030]

😂

[@Fun_Fam4]

SUS AF!!!!!

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Sus 👀

[@wrdz8227]

His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away

[@imgrootyeetgussguss9786]

Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand

[@amirul3233]

@@imgrootyeetgussguss9786 yea ikr!

[@owisnightcore2178]

Wait why is there only 48 likes?

[@adankmemeindisguise1654]

BRUH 💀💀

[@whoknows8772]

I AN DECEASED

[@Skydraws-]

I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@vdu2908]

"You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀

[@idk-ed3ck]

You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot

[@Bolling0]

Lol

[@NileshR12]

idk Facts

[@kamin5635]

Facts

[@idkwhattoputfornyuser8307]

Yessss

[@treyyetti7004]

Simp

[@gracielou6]

why did he seem like he was actually contemplating to start washing his hands after a shower tho lmao

[@ilovenoodles7483]

I really do do that. In the shower before exiting and after. Your hands come into contact with your body and the towel and the knobs and everything else.

[@furyofgungnir]

@@ilovenoodles7483 and then everything else in the house. Unavoidable. Don't over clean. Pick them boogers and live life.

[@AlienXCherie]

IKR?!!! He totally was

[@saraangel6696]

i sometimes do it. the shower is hot water, and running cold water through my hands helps me cool down and feel refreshed (i shower with extremely hot water)

[@dipfish1427]

the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out

[@LemonAndVivo]

I was looking for this comment

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“Then you won’t have any more meme review” That made me wheeze for a second 😂

[@leilanie.5255]

“You’re a dentist.” Mike: laughs a little too much Me, a dentist: HEY!!! 😒

[@RickVietsub]

Nobody care, dentists are dentists

[@kj1227icecap]

😂

[@johnnykriston5164]

Kay Gee Bee

[@miraeg4914]

I feel u... Im dentist and that hurt me like wtf🙄

[@leilanie.5255]

Mïrâ eg ikr hugs 😢

[@Nour-op6wo]

No one: Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?

[@jennys9365]

Love this comment!

[@BriannaMSanchez]

I just died 😂😂

[@DaFefenator]

Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

[@tin.sindiong]

Loooool 😂😂😂😂

[@raimarulightning]

Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol

[@ashleyolney3092]

Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!

[@tayrabird5916]

6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)

[@Amberr_.]

“I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean” *same man, same.*

[@ariuskasmi4708]

H

[@shylaveinott335]

Haha funny because it’s true!

[@Paqcar]

Ye

[@user-ml4zv4fj1x]

I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”

[@hectorrivero2173]

Doctor miguel

[@becca8185]

“we get it you have a small-“ *STETHOSCOPE*

[@lisa_vxng]

ngl that got me good😂😂😂

[@sheilamuchiri6411]

🤣🤣🤣 Loved that too

[@robot2374]

lol 😂

[@amelia2539]

HAHAHHA i loved thattt

[@AbhilashNairSpartnax]

Never seen a person getting spooked by - Bruh he's an introvert

[@venn9552]

Why would anyone do this to themselves? I'm cryingg 😭😭

[@angelbaby4349]

All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀

[@miaokatt]

Mochi Chimchim You

[@leakahtalyna6801]

Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes

[@kowpse_uwu6168]

he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?

[@amirking5452]

@Константин Сокол stop

[@silvershadow1271]

Girls.

[@ChrisGagner]

Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower. Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.

[@_apoorva_07]

Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Vohlfied]

🌬️❄️☄️🌨️ for the s i c k b u r n

[@silk1440]

@@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn

[@marionnduati3780]

I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough

[@hephaestus8122]

@@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water

[@_Alex__642]

8:11 OMG RN ITS 8 37 PM FOR ME

[@vivianaugustus10]

I like how he gives the winning money to a charity instead of a person, because then it benefit everyone

[@davecrupel2817]

Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂

[@spdadventurer1754]

yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂

[@malyxxplays7949]

Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice

[@camilaribeiras6311]

Where is it?

[@camilaribeiras6311]

Nvm, just found it 😂

[@babyzegeek5435]

Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."

[@thatianaoliveira1745]

“You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this

[@Fauziaazim8986]

Please explain

[@personwholikesobjectshows1769]

@@Fauziaazim8986 pp

[@Fauziaazim8986]

@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 ohhhhhh

[@totsukatrap8959]

@@Fauziaazim8986 lol

[@Lilyslolz]

doctor mike: actually most accidents happen 1 mile away from your house bi- ma'am

[@katepeever2653]

7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

[@nickibear101]

I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪

[@laibaqureshi3310]

Same Here...

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Why

[@CheezusTO]

ME TOO

[@B1ackwo1f151]

because it was we need to unite !

[@Chloe-tj4xs]

Me too lol . I do it twice after corona

[@butter7790]

"My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships" "My previous previous relationship was like two years!" Idk man... They probably have a Nokia...

[@rileyfaeoche3728]

That's a goddamn OP nokia right there

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

I remember Nokias being indestructable, not lasting long on a charge.

[@butter7790]

@@ShadowdaHedgie11 yes, Nokias are indestructible are lasting longer than any other phone

[@TheGoofy1932]

I still fondly remember my Nokia. That thing lasted forever, well until 4G took over anyway.

[@abigail6297]

Dang it, I just commented that, and found your comment.

[@sayhellotoamierose7598]

I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.

[@jrnance9171]

I would ask your age, but my mom said it’s not nice to ask Elders there age, love your vid’s 😂❤❤

[@teamrocketgrunts2860]

That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo

[@tinajsews2835]

Repent Jesus christ is coming back

[@Hawk3n.]

Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta

[@Vohlfied]

Yeah, that was my favorite

[@chilltok4013]

POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂

[@abigaillo4623]

@@tinajsews2835 amen

[@mariahmacias8885]

He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.

[@ipraku]

Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.

[@megha5176]

😂

[@MaksKCS]

These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?

[@lumozade2182]

Do you Know how stupid you sound?

[@bligward6609]

@@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid

[@maki1404]

I relate to your hopeless optimism 😂❤

[@kingcaper7816]

"You're a dentist" is the best one 😂

[@00kidney]

hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"

[@cheesecakelasagna]

That legit opened my third eye.

[@redeye3087]

Bruh.... u got 666 likes

[@00kidney]

😱OOops.

[@ranjanachoudhary5940]

666 likes?

[@redeye3087]

Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.

[@samanthawilliams7667]

I personally like “your a dentist.” So direct 😂😂

[@MdSahil-kd9gw]

You're*

[@poojakarkala9263]

Sameeee

[@SF-yh2ot]

Loubna Taoussi you’re everywhere! No one asked you!

[@samdoesstuff4924]

Loubna Taoussi frick off bot

[@oglow100]

Im a dental student and that hurt hahaha

[@user-uj5hp2nn6b]

No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^

[@user-bu5gb8ko1b]

I love you mike you are a great doctor

[@ozzymarshmallow2024]

I love how he called that girl ma’am even after she destroyed him😂

[@beanser5457]

Kosa

[@beanser5457]

ur gay

[@beanser5457]

Kosomac

[@SaharaCaliSara]

If she's young, she might get offended getting called ma'am 😂

[@ozzymarshmallow2024]

Thanks for the heart ❤️

[@lolscience1979]

Me: *native Russian speaker Me: *hears Russian from stranger on KZbin Me: “I felt that” *sobbing

[@lunesart2295]

What did he say tho

[@lunesart2295]

Oh oki thanx

[@brianhixson5357]

@@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark. I died laughing.

[@WOOOOOOF]

Duuuude

[@danielobsekov2864]

Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language

[@SeNo_JeKuL91]

Dr. Mike looks like a young Giorgio Tsoukalos!! Medical profession falls through.. blames it on aliens and them creating essential oils!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@amandaellis9030]

Im a new dr mike fan and just watched the roast im sorry dude i think ur absolutely great and wouldnt say no to u being my doc ❤

[@loganfitzgerald5380]

I didn't gety to do one roast so * clears throat * You should bring a plant everywhere you go to replace the air you're wasting

[@yamnaarsalan724]

Oooooooh BURN

[@sabafarhan6133]

Oof

[@wanderall2712]

B*tch that was good. 😂😂

[@adyamishra7496]

ooooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@myriadleviathan]

Ouch

[@althea4701]

I am the type of human being that wash hands after taking a shower. Yes, I am a weirdo.

[@charcs_7624]

Oh same but I wash them in the shower

[@JenniferPinto]

I'm guilty of the same thing. I have an obsession with washing my hands frequently. Even after a shower

[@Shirly524]

Me too 🤣👏

[@veroniqueclemesha122]

I wash my hands in the shower after I am done. I mean you have to touch your butt and everything. It's gross not to

[@michellerose7753]

Me too And I thought everyone did that

[@Graphgaming]

i got in a minor car accident today it hurt a bit on my leg i am ok this video has helped me through that

[@ellalluka]

Hope u feel better bro wish everything will get better in the future

[@wezen89]

5:42 same reaction lol