Roasted By The Crowd In Atlanta

[@PancakeTopp]

Duude Sammy is so underrated. Those Shorts really help with discovering him cause it's quite hard to get it right with catchy youtube headline.

[@MrTotokf]

wow this guy's genius..i really love how he deals with every topics..😄

[@merryorcutt5821]

Lol, I love how you bring math into everything!

[@Fluffadoodle-z4i]

Where’s the ‘s’ homie? It’s mathematic *s*

[@robertamagdalena8224]

**Title: Presidential Algebra Class** --- **Setting:** A high school classroom. The chalkboard is filled with complex algebraic equations. The room is bustling with students who can’t believe their luck-they’re about to learn algebra from the last three U.S. presidents. --- **Teacher 1: Barack Obama** *Obama enters the room, his iconic calm and collected demeanor on full display.* **Obama:** Alright, class, let’s get started. Today, we're going to tackle quadratic equations. Now, remember, just like in politics, in algebra, you have to consider all sides. You can’t just jump to conclusions-you have to find the *root* of the problem. *Students chuckle as Obama draws a perfect parabola on the board.* **Obama:** You see, every equation, just like every citizen, has potential. Some might rise to great heights (points to the vertex of the parabola) and others might fall. But you must never underestimate anyone-sometimes the solution isn’t where you expect it to be. Yes, we can... solve for X! --- **Teacher 2: Donald Trump** *Trump bursts into the classroom, full of energy, with an American flag pin prominently displayed on his lapel.* **Trump:** Folks, I’m going to be honest with you-algebra is a disaster. Absolute disaster. But don't worry, we're going to make algebra great again, okay? *He starts drawing exaggerated, wavy lines all over the board.* **Trump:** They say X is unknown, and I say, "Why should we trust X? We don’t know where it came from!" We’re going to build a wall between X and Y, and make Z pay for it, believe me. *Students exchange confused glances as Trump continues.* **Trump:** And let me tell you, I’ve done more with numbers than anyone, anyone in history. My equations, they’re tremendous, the best. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they’re fake numbers! --- **Teacher 3: Joe Biden** *Biden shuffles in, aviators on, with a warm smile.* **Biden:** Hey there, folks. C’mon, let’s bring it in. Algebra-it’s like Amtrak, you know? You’ve got a destination, but you gotta make a few stops along the way. *He slowly writes a simple equation on the board: 2x + 3 = 7.* **Biden:** Now, let’s talk about this equation, Jack. This here, it’s a simple train ride. You subtract 3 from both sides-just like you subtract the noise in D.C.-and what do you get? 2x = 4. And then you divide by 2, just like we divide the country… in a good way! (pauses) You know what I mean. *Students are now more baffled than ever.* **Biden:** And listen, this X fella, he reminds me of a guy I knew in Scranton. He was always missing, just like in these equations! But we found him, didn’t we? We found him… right here at 2! *He circles the 2 vigorously, leaving chalk dust everywhere.* --- **End Scene:** *The bell rings. The students are left in a daze, notebooks half-filled with equations and doodles of campaign slogans. As they pack up, one student looks at the others.* **Student:** I think I just learned more about politics than algebra… **Another Student:** And I still don’t know what X is! *They all shrug and head out, knowing they'll never forget the day the presidents tried to teach algebra.*

[@ibilly99]

You are an amazing natural comic and humanitarian to boot. I hope to see you live if you ever visit the UK.

[@micsmarvelousmusic8686]

Really hope you gain millions of more fans, you deserve it👍💯❤️🍻

[@watcherrdh]

I’m sad I missed this. I’ll be on the lookout for your return to Atlanta!

[@CrazyCatLady4Life]

April 29th! 🎉

[@watcherrdh]

I got tickets! I’ll be there!

[@rumi-tunes7727]

this guy can really Riff....... very spontaneous improv. and very clever and funny. very hard to pull off. a good story teller also.

[@danielsykes7558]

This was stellar

[@Prensinannisi]

you are truly brilliant. love you so much

[@klaudiadelmer1064]

Amazing! So sharp and talented!

[@rohitchaoji]

I have watched enough of your stand up videos and clips at this point that I saw that Algebra joke coming.

[@rimacalid6557]

So underated

[@YoSpongebob]

1:15 20K people 😂 1:34 😂😂

[@danaplaczek9664]

"Having sex with with Canadians" - wouldn't that be "ehsexual"? (credit to my son)

[@Emanon...]

This one deserves more likes. And great form with giving proper credit to your kid!

[@Squirrellium]

Well said

[@jjjiljjjj]

Missed opportunity not mentioning the "axis of evil" for the George W part.

[@YoSpongebob]

1:49 whats that drink 🍹 Sammy?

[@peterjonas4971]

Of course the teachers of education use Chat GBT

[@robertamagdalena8224]

**Title: Presidential Algebra Class** --- **Setting:** A high school classroom. The chalkboard is filled with complex algebraic equations. The room is bustling with students who can’t believe their luck-they’re about to learn algebra from the last three U.S. presidents. --- **Teacher 1: Barack Obama** *Obama enters the room, his iconic calm and collected demeanor on full display.* **Obama:** Alright, class, let’s get started. Today, we're going to tackle quadratic equations. Now, remember, just like in politics, in algebra, you have to consider all sides. You can’t just jump to conclusions-you have to find the *root* of the problem. *Students chuckle as Obama draws a perfect parabola on the board.* **Obama:** You see, every equation, just like every citizen, has potential. Some might rise to great heights (points to the vertex of the parabola) and others might fall. But you must never underestimate anyone-sometimes the solution isn’t where you expect it to be. Yes, we can... solve for X! --- **Teacher 2: Donald Trump** *Trump bursts into the classroom, full of energy, with an American flag pin prominently displayed on his lapel.* **Trump:** Folks, I’m going to be honest with you-algebra is a disaster. Absolute disaster. But don't worry, we're going to make algebra great again, okay? *He starts drawing exaggerated, wavy lines all over the board.* **Trump:** They say X is unknown, and I say, "Why should we trust X? We don’t know where it came from!" We’re going to build a wall between X and Y, and make Z pay for it, believe me. *Students exchange confused glances as Trump continues.* **Trump:** And let me tell you, I’ve done more with numbers than anyone, anyone in history. My equations, they’re tremendous, the best. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they’re fake numbers! --- **Teacher 3: Joe Biden** *Biden shuffles in, aviators on, with a warm smile.* **Biden:** Hey there, folks. C’mon, let’s bring it in. Algebra-it’s like Amtrak, you know? You’ve got a destination, but you gotta make a few stops along the way. *He slowly writes a simple equation on the board: 2x + 3 = 7.* **Biden:** Now, let’s talk about this equation, Jack. This here, it’s a simple train ride. You subtract 3 from both sides-just like you subtract the noise in D.C.-and what do you get? 2x = 4. And then you divide by 2, just like we divide the country… in a good way! (pauses) You know what I mean. *Students are now more baffled than ever.* **Biden:** And listen, this X fella, he reminds me of a guy I knew in Scranton. He was always missing, just like in these equations! But we found him, didn’t we? We found him… right here at 2! *He circles the 2 vigorously, leaving chalk dust everywhere.* --- **End Scene:** *The bell rings. The students are left in a daze, notebooks half-filled with equations and doodles of campaign slogans. As they pack up, one student looks at the others.* **Student:** I think I just learned more about politics than algebra… **Another Student:** And I still don’t know what X is! *They all shrug and head out, knowing they'll never forget the day the presidents tried to teach algebra.*

[@Alazeth]

@6:49 😂😅 🎉

[@coletteday712]

Teacher Teachers can't teach, or they'd actually teach

[@bcx1138]

Someone at a major streaming platform give him a special or series ffs

[@kifacorea]

Taylor swift is mad overrated

[@wealthychef]

Hard to do a good Biden impression

[@robertamagdalena8224]

**Title: Presidential Algebra Class** --- **Setting:** A high school classroom. The chalkboard is filled with complex algebraic equations. The room is bustling with students who can’t believe their luck-they’re about to learn algebra from the last three U.S. presidents. --- **Teacher 1: Barack Obama** *Obama enters the room, his iconic calm and collected demeanor on full display.* **Obama:** Alright, class, let’s get started. Today, we're going to tackle quadratic equations. Now, remember, just like in politics, in algebra, you have to consider all sides. You can’t just jump to conclusions-you have to find the *root* of the problem. *Students chuckle as Obama draws a perfect parabola on the board.* **Obama:** You see, every equation, just like every citizen, has potential. Some might rise to great heights (points to the vertex of the parabola) and others might fall. But you must never underestimate anyone-sometimes the solution isn’t where you expect it to be. Yes, we can... solve for X! --- **Teacher 2: Donald Trump** *Trump bursts into the classroom, full of energy, with an American flag pin prominently displayed on his lapel.* **Trump:** Folks, I’m going to be honest with you-algebra is a disaster. Absolute disaster. But don't worry, we're going to make algebra great again, okay? *He starts drawing exaggerated, wavy lines all over the board.* **Trump:** They say X is unknown, and I say, "Why should we trust X? We don’t know where it came from!" We’re going to build a wall between X and Y, and make Z pay for it, believe me. *Students exchange confused glances as Trump continues.* **Trump:** And let me tell you, I’ve done more with numbers than anyone, anyone in history. My equations, they’re tremendous, the best. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they’re fake numbers! --- **Teacher 3: Joe Biden** *Biden shuffles in, aviators on, with a warm smile.* **Biden:** Hey there, folks. C’mon, let’s bring it in. Algebra-it’s like Amtrak, you know? You’ve got a destination, but you gotta make a few stops along the way. *He slowly writes a simple equation on the board: 2x + 3 = 7.* **Biden:** Now, let’s talk about this equation, Jack. This here, it’s a simple train ride. You subtract 3 from both sides-just like you subtract the noise in D.C.-and what do you get? 2x = 4. And then you divide by 2, just like we divide the country… in a good way! (pauses) You know what I mean. *Students are now more baffled than ever.* **Biden:** And listen, this X fella, he reminds me of a guy I knew in Scranton. He was always missing, just like in these equations! But we found him, didn’t we? We found him… right here at 2! *He circles the 2 vigorously, leaving chalk dust everywhere.* --- **End Scene:** *The bell rings. The students are left in a daze, notebooks half-filled with equations and doodles of campaign slogans. As they pack up, one student looks at the others.* **Student:** I think I just learned more about politics than algebra… **Another Student:** And I still don’t know what X is! *They all shrug and head out, knowing they'll never forget the day the presidents tried to teach algebra.*

[@stjeep]

this was fun to read, you should do written comedy

[@arianprofit]

I see a combination of Hasan and Nimesh.

[@hilp1993]

Is Obeid swearing more? Not adding to the quality of his comedy in my opinion. Love his work but wonder why this change.

[@MyWits_End]

I think the more nervy, the more sweary. Seemed like his usual flow with the audience was impacted by the bright lights in his eyes.. made it harder to connect and possibly focus. I'd be swearing more too! And despite all of that, he still killed it.

[@hasinakhatun1157]

This was a year ago

[@inepz]

yo bro, don't give them idea and specially don't give them new terms. LGTV+ community is already messed up and they're adding new character so frequently that I'm scared they'll go out of all 26 Latin alphabet and then they'll have to use logographic character like chinese or japanese which consists of thousands of characters.

[@AmeerHijjawi]

LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeongbun2386]

God this is so cringe

[@gwenstacysmom]

You are sad.

[@imperlast2]

Have you tied feeding your videos into an ai to see if it can make content based on your you might need to feed chat gpt ripped scripts of them , it should be able to make things in your style been not that you need it just based on you asking while you thought it might be a fun way to game the system by also then being able to add the ai tag to your videos thus expanding your reach via the algrithum. , Also if you have youtube premium it will give you access to youtube beta features so you can game the system early and have access to them though id pass on the extra info as a fan . (not a bot)

[@robertamagdalena8224]

**Title: Presidential Algebra Class** --- **Setting:** A high school classroom. The chalkboard is filled with complex algebraic equations. The room is bustling with students who can’t believe their luck-they’re about to learn algebra from the last three U.S. presidents. --- **Teacher 1: Barack Obama** *Obama enters the room, his iconic calm and collected demeanor on full display.* **Obama:** Alright, class, let’s get started. Today, we're going to tackle quadratic equations. Now, remember, just like in politics, in algebra, you have to consider all sides. You can’t just jump to conclusions-you have to find the *root* of the problem. *Students chuckle as Obama draws a perfect parabola on the board.* **Obama:** You see, every equation, just like every citizen, has potential. Some might rise to great heights (points to the vertex of the parabola) and others might fall. But you must never underestimate anyone-sometimes the solution isn’t where you expect it to be. Yes, we can... solve for X! --- **Teacher 2: Donald Trump** *Trump bursts into the classroom, full of energy, with an American flag pin prominently displayed on his lapel.* **Trump:** Folks, I’m going to be honest with you-algebra is a disaster. Absolute disaster. But don't worry, we're going to make algebra great again, okay? *He starts drawing exaggerated, wavy lines all over the board.* **Trump:** They say X is unknown, and I say, "Why should we trust X? We don’t know where it came from!" We’re going to build a wall between X and Y, and make Z pay for it, believe me. *Students exchange confused glances as Trump continues.* **Trump:** And let me tell you, I’ve done more with numbers than anyone, anyone in history. My equations, they’re tremendous, the best. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, they’re fake numbers! --- **Teacher 3: Joe Biden** *Biden shuffles in, aviators on, with a warm smile.* **Biden:** Hey there, folks. C’mon, let’s bring it in. Algebra-it’s like Amtrak, you know? You’ve got a destination, but you gotta make a few stops along the way. *He slowly writes a simple equation on the board: 2x + 3 = 7.* **Biden:** Now, let’s talk about this equation, Jack. This here, it’s a simple train ride. You subtract 3 from both sides-just like you subtract the noise in D.C.-and what do you get? 2x = 4. And then you divide by 2, just like we divide the country… in a good way! (pauses) You know what I mean. *Students are now more baffled than ever.* **Biden:** And listen, this X fella, he reminds me of a guy I knew in Scranton. He was always missing, just like in these equations! But we found him, didn’t we? We found him… right here at 2! *He circles the 2 vigorously, leaving chalk dust everywhere.* --- **End Scene:** *The bell rings. The students are left in a daze, notebooks half-filled with equations and doodles of campaign slogans. As they pack up, one student looks at the others.* **Student:** I think I just learned more about politics than algebra… **Another Student:** And I still don’t know what X is! *They all shrug and head out, knowing they'll never forget the day the presidents tried to teach algebra.*

[@MrVelasquez]

Teacher teaching teachers=why our education system is failing 💀