Roasting and Relating to Your Confessions

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[@michaelpacholczak1301]

I have no idea what your channel has become smh

[@anastasiiawilliams4149]

Her channel - her rules. Nothing’s wrong with that.

[@eesynopsis7393]

PIN OF SHAAAAME

[@rosesaltarelli8660]

Simple...whatever she wants it to become.

[@danniellesloane]

I discovered Jaime's channel recently. I subbed right away, which I almost never do. I live her personality in her videos and her varying content depending on the mood im in ❤

[@vinessebro]

It’s swag

[@reggietbh]

the "meth head looking lady" had me dyiiiiing, my dog kept staring at me...

[@macgirl1234]

This one killed me!! I can just FEEL how they felt😂😂😂😂😭😬🙃

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Same lol.

[@ElleS572]

😂😂😂

[@brooklynooklyn]

I lost it at that one 🤣

[@jerseytomato100]

My ex husband and I were having a fight (he was always drunk and verbally abusive), and I was fed up. He opened the fridge door to grab another beer and when he popped his head over to continue yelling at me, I sprayed deodorant directly into his open mouth. He finally shut up after that, lol

[@marisadaniela6]

I'm so glad he's your ex now! Good for you!

[@taylorjade6918]

That's hilarious, I hope you don't feel bad at all 😂

[@kimberlygiagnacovo8984]

Oh damn - I just about peed my pants reading this. Brilliant!

[@bunnycrofts8127]

I love the added layer of the specifically using deodorant- "what youre saying really fckin stinks and I dont have to deal with that any. more." HA!

[@LisaJones1_168]

F that guy, good for you.

[@laurenelizabeth2592]

I'm loving the variety you are bringing because ultimately your editing style is what punctuates your videos and makes them fucking hilarious

[@ladymaiden2308]

YES WELL PUT

[@sarahr2925]

This is exactly what I came to comment!! I love how Jamie is just following her bliss and we're along for the ride ❤

[@Emily-ir6rq]

Please start a podcast. I just need Jaime commentary on everything :)

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

I’ve thought about it but I just don’t have enough to say 😂 in person I’m kind of a dud. Haha but I appreciate your kind words!

[@so9175]

Not pressuring you you’re busy and need space in your life for what’s most important! But I just wanna say you’re perfectly good as is, if you ever just wanted to be yourself and chill it’d be nice to listen to.

[@stanlazenby5037]

I agree!

[@Emily-ir6rq]

I doubt you’re a dud! Even so I am a boring nerdy engineer so I think you have me beat by a long shot!!

[@liliesofthefield5310]

@@jaimefrenchofficial you could do an episode a week and take a poll on what the topic should be, you could live stream it also so people can chat and send you messages as well as each other, just an idea🤷‍♀️

[@coolmomASMR]

This is fantastic! Love this new series. PS- My older sister passed away when her kids were almost in high school. She always had a morbid sense of humor and her kids definitely got that from her. One time my nephew, when he was in 12th grade, set up some dude in his class to ask his little sister, (in 9th grade) "How fast can your mom run the mile?". She was in on it and responded by bawling and said "My mom is in a wheelchair!" The guy was mortified and apologized profusely. Then she abruptly started laughing and said "Just kidding, she's not in a wheelchair, she's dead."- (Seriously coping with dark humor is not for everybody, but they did and honestly they are all surprisingly well adjusted adults.)

[@monstermcboo7282]

I’m so sorry for your loss but I’m so glad your family have seemingly handled it well. I think a dark sense of humor is really necessary at times. Laugh or cry...

[@taylorjade6918]

Best follow up ever 😂😂😂

[@xdevillivebx]

ive made this joke more times than anyone should. its a good one!

[@bunnycrofts8127]

I was just gonna leave "💀💀💀💀" but didnt know if that would be inappropriate 😬

[@firelily77]

Love it lol

[@ccooper6432]

The toupee thing is a quote from “The Goonies.” Chunk says it when they tell him to spill every bad thing he’s ever done. One of my favorite movies including the deleted scenes.

[@bela516]

Thank you!! I see someone is as old as me here. Lol good ol’ Chunk. “In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…”

[@ApidaeBee]

I knew right away. Who hasn't watched Goonies 1,000 times! 80's kid here too.

[@willams_uncrustables]

My favorite movie!!

[@katyvanderstoel9391]

My brain was screaming !Chunk! before she even finished reading the comment.

[@jilyrex]

Came here to say this! As she was reading it I could hear him crying 😂

[@jmeee]

It doesn’t matter what I’m doing, when I see a Jaime upload, I watch

[@laurenelizabeth2592]

Damn right!

[@michelecooper1486]

Same!

[@candicewillis6682]

Definitely. My husband and I both love her videos, he'd even enjoy watching in the make up days.

[@MACsToyBox]

Jaime, I absolutely love you! I'm a High School Custodian and you aren't lying, no one remembers or thinks of us... Was nice to hear someone appreciate us. Thank you!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

My hubby used to do that as well :) he's told me some stories of what he's found in the bathrooms before lol...

[@blerdofpeace5329]

I thought of you. Myself and many in my family were custodians at some point and time in our lives, so I am ALWAYS mindful about how I leave all facilities

[@karmarose6332]

I still remember the custodian from elementary. All of the kids loved Mr Bill when I was in 5th grade I gave him a teddy bear on the last day of school that had a khaki uniform on and a badge that said Bill.

[@somethingcleverrrr]

I used to do that, too. It's one of the reasons I tell women not to flush their tampons. 🤣🤢

[@cherryvoid5238]

@@karmarose6332 I know he loved that ☺

[@Sarahs71990]

As someone who’s mom died when I was young, I can confirm the “your mama” jokes are absolutely hilarious and we eat up that devastated reaction we get when we drop the she is dead bomb 😅

[@laurenn7511]

Same here! 😂

[@LisaJones1_168]

I accidentally did this twice! It was two separate friends but man, it was like they were seriously eating my guilt and shame. So glad for friends that understood how sorry I was and took it fine.

[@huntshunts]

I like making people squirm 😆 I have an older friend who is the same ethnicity of me and we are very close. Lots of ppl say “wow it’s so cool that you party with your mom!” And I get the chance to pull the “my mom died after 5 years of fighting cancer” I always feel like my mom would laugh at me making ppl uncomfortable

[@keelay9003]

My husband had 2 moms. One died when he was 19. I told a “you’re mom” joke as a reflex when we were first dating & had to try & deflect it to his other mom. Then he said one to me & I yelled at him “NOT FAIR!” 😂

[@JRedrum]

Same!

[@rachelk4805]

If a guy tells you he loves you really early in a relationship, he may be love bombing you. Saying "I think you need to go" isn't neccesarily the wrong move. You can be kinder maybe, but if it feels super early it needs further evaluation.

[@monstermcboo7282]

Best advice. The percentage of narcissists out there just keeps going up because almost nobody raises their damn kids right anymore.

[@StrawberrySodaSodaSoda]

Saying no to a narcissist is very revealing they can't cope with boundaries. My impression was he just wanted sex but quite possibly a narcissist. Either way she did the right thing what she said was 💯 perfect it wasn't wrong at all. His reaction reveals him to be very disrespectful. We need to teach our kids how not to let ppl emotionally manipulate them. She reacted perfectly. She just calmly said what she really wanted - no ppl pleasing.

[@StrawberrySodaSodaSoda]

@@monstermcboo7282 just wanted to say this in the kindest possible way - but studies show narcisstic personality type has been decreasing since 1996.

[@StrawberrySodaSodaSoda]

@@monstermcboo7282 U replied just before me so I didn't read it and we said something similar. What I said about narcissism declining is the truth too , I'm a forensic psychologist and I said it to be encouraging. It's bcos social media has a leveling effect on the population and bcos baby boomers were born just after the war.

[@monstermcboo7282]

I consider the source of the stats that say narc is declining. Mental health care is a joke ESPECIALLY where cluster B disorders are concerned because you cannot make money off what cannot be medicated. Anecdotally, in the REAL WORLD, Cluster B in general and Narcissistic Personality Disroder in particular, are increasing. Just look at all the wild eyed weirdos foaming at the mouth, insisting everyone else think and do as they do.

[@hankbug]

Okay, okay, the "meth head mom" comment/story had me laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing everyone!

[@debbiedrawsfunny]

Not a fan of poop stories, but the "here comes some meth lady" at the hairdresser had me on the floor. Totally something I'd have said and immediately regretted.

[@blerdofpeace5329]

I didn't mind the poop stories, but the rest....Same 🤣🤣

[@kimberlygiagnacovo8984]

The meth lady story was hilarious. I think that everyone has stuck their foot in their mouth at one point. You live and learn. And then you tell your funny story on KZbin (or in the comments.) lol

[@WhateverULike02]

I was driving down a hill and the road was empty. I kept trying to find a song on my ipod so I would take my eyes off the road for a moment. A moment is all it took. I drove into a deep ditch and flipped my car on the side. And a police officer came over the following hill just as I flew into the ditch. I blamed a cat and said “it ran across the road and I tried to swerve.” I was really trying to find “I want you” by Savage Garden.

[@cashisqueen3825]

This has me dying, I’m so glad you’re ok!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@elisabethscott20]

Glad you're here to tell the cautionary tale!

[@wendypowell7460]

Jaime, I cannot tell you how I needed this. I found out my dad passes away yesterday from Covid and pneumonia. Your humor was the only thing to make me smile so thank you.

[@alilindsay4304]

My condolences ❤

[@kellytucker9958]

Sorry for your loss.

[@marisadaniela6]

So sorry for your loss. I'm praying for your healing ❤

[@Xzanzibar99X]

I’m so sorry 💜

[@stellanovamontessori]

I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️

[@vanessachandler3920]

On the bangs… exactly what happened. We were up super late and she asked me to cut them… I still get cringe guilt when I think about it, they were maybe an inch long and straight across 🥴😭

[@Amy12358]

Sounds like she was partially responsible lol

[@etcettylovesyoudood]

Lmao the toupee story is a Goonies quote😂

[@d3l1sh78]

I was wondering if anyone would catch that 😂

[@TheMKCrab]

"I'm really beginning to like this kid, ma"

[@d3l1sh78]

Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?

[@footballbabe9821]

Yeeeeessss thank you! I was just trying to see if Jaime would get it 🤣

[@alaskandistractions]

Haha! I came to the comments specifically for this! lol 🤪

[@Manda698]

ROFL at the "Nice try, FBI."

[@aprilmullins1465]

I loved this video. It reminded me of the part in the seventeen magazines. Each magazine would have the most embarrassing moments of one's life in the pages and I would always take it to school and my friends and I would read it and laugh together. Those were awesome times. Love this video!! I want to see more of these!!

[@avidahermosa]

Hahaha omg that section was my favorite part of the magazine! Major reason why I even bought them in the first place 😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@avidahermosa Same :D read some really funny ones, including this one where a girl thought she could get away with peeing because she had a jumbo tampon in...LOL. Nope. Pee went everywhere including down her leg.

[@mawma_of2660]

Was that the one where they would rate how bad each story was? I used to love reading those lol good times! 🤣

[@AuroraTigress]

“Traumarama” I remember those! Lol

[@susanstetson3435]

There was another digest type magazine that called young miss I think (I’m old so late 70s/ early 80s) that did “boy was my face red” every issue. Best part!

[@CoryciaStanley]

One time I was at Hobby Lobby with my mom and her friend. Well I had picked out a cute patch to put on one of my jackets and that was literally the only thing I went in there for. After 2 hours of my mom's friend walking through the store and touching every single item in the store they went to check out. By the time we got to the register I couldn't find the patch I was so frustrated and figured I must have set it down in boredom. I got home and emptied out my pockets and there was the patch. I was so so upset that I had stolen something! I called my mom and confessed to my crime! Oh and I was 21.

[@stephaniewozny3852]

"Wouldn't you want to get revenge on them that they would know about?" What, like digging your keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive and carving your name into his leather seats? 😁

[@susanstetson3435]

Don’t forget the Louisville slugger to both head lights and slashing holes in all 4 tires.

[@stephaniewozny3852]

@@susanstetson3435 😂

[@zackhemingway619]

A former roommate of mine, illegally evicted me with only 3 days notice, for his new girlfriend (who we later found out was under 18). Before leaving i managed to find his bong and i finished my "personal time" into the bong water. It's awful, but i only feel a little bad

[@GretaZ-dd3lu]

Honestly, that's legendary. Bravo.

[@ivetteperezjuarez6671]

I would've done that too hahaha (?)

[@courtneybailey3796]

I worked Customer Service at Kohls. Its a hot spot for theft. Everyone makes mistakes. Love you Jamie! My husband and I look forward to your videos!

[@melissadecker5689]

I'm banned for life from Spencer's Gifts for stealing a Motley Crue shirt.

[@karenwade6713]

SWEET!🤟🎸🎤🎶

[@somethingcleverrrr]

I don't understand how that works... Like if you moved to a different city or just go to a different Spencer's how do they know you're banned LOL. I seriously doubt that they check every face to make sure they're not banned LOL.

[@MeadInTheHorn]

Worth it. 😎

[@blakeblossoms2674]

@@somethingcleverrrr They don't. Neither does Walmart, JC Penny, or the ABC store . . . I tested and confirmed. 🤷‍♀️😅

[@Ally.Luscinia]

@@blakeblossoms2674 lol what did you do to get banned from all of those stores 🤣

[@Nanner823]

Poor Sylvia, can't stop thinking about her. She made me feel better. Sylvia, I stole a quarter once from my grandmother's change purse. I'll see you in heck, we'll be best friends ❤😭

[@sylviedabee]

Omg okay we will brave heck together 😭❤️🙏🏻🤣

[@Chelle8847]

@@sylviedabee are u THE Sylvia?? Haha 💜

[@Nik-Nak2007]

My neighbor asked me if I was pregnant yesterday 😩 my doctor started me on a new medication and I've gained like 30 lbs. I said no, just fat! 😅 she felt horrible but yes there is a cardinal rule whenever in doubt never NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant! Needless to say I'm starting to exercise and eat better so maybe it was a good thing😒😆

[@avidahermosa]

I hadn’t seen my dad in months bc of quarantine. Siblings wanted to celebrate his birthday so we all got together at his and put a dinner and bday cake together for him. He had been out running errands and when he arrived home we all went out to the driveway to greet him. When it came my turn for a hug his face lit up and his extended arms for a hug redirected down to my belly and he said excitedly “YOU’RE PREGNANT?!” as of it was the best news ever. Ummmmm I had a minor freak out to say the least. I’ve always been on the thinner side but 2020 definitely packed on the lbs. When I gain weight it’s more in my belly than anywhere else. UGH let a girl gain weight in peace please.

[@Nik-Nak2007]

@@avidahermosa I am usually on the thin side also and also gain weight in my stomach, so I feel ya girl😩 my neighbor went on to say I saw you a few days ago and said "IS THAT HER?! Noooo that CAN'T be her!" I was like well DAMN 😩 she did apologize but the damage was done 😅

[@justtryme2020]

@@Nik-Nak2007 Damn!! Your neighbor came back to salt the wound. How rude! I had a neighbor do the same thing to me years ago minus the "are you pregnant" part. She totally realized I had just gained weight and still went for the "I didn't even recognize you! You used to be so small"! She was like 80 years-old but I don't give old people a pass for being mean. It hurt my feelings so bad & looking back now, I wasn't even fat. I had kids and stopped looking like a teenager. Don't let it get you down. You're beautiful❤

[@Nik-Nak2007]

@@justtryme2020 thank you☺️ that really means a lot to me bc she had me all subconscious 😅

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

I made that mistake before...I actually put my hands on her tummy with a big smile and said "You're pregnant?!" lmfao...she was like "No..." I was so embarrassed I wanted to disappear in that moment.

[@akaErma]

Oh man, being the "weird kid" at the slumber party was me. I'm old enough that I can't blame any of the kids for how we treated each other, but god damn if it doesn't still sting my 35 year old heart.

[@AE-km1gz]

Same! I still cringe at some of the weird things I’d do. 😂 My friends and I played makeup once I think when we were in 5th grade at one of our slumber parties. Instead of actually doing nice makeup on my friend, I painted her up as a clown. 🤣 I’m pretty sure she cried. 😬 I just had to be the funny one! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@MooWithMetubes]

Same. Lol

[@hankbug]

You and me both Ermahgerd!

[@karabartley]

You guys got invited to slumber parties??? I had my own once and actually got like 4 girls to come and then blew it by buying barbies 😂😂😂😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

At least you got to go to a slumber party lol. I was never allowed nor invited :( am also 35.

[@keatonpotatoes4552]

I tell 'your mom' jokes to my kids all the time. They're old enough now to know why it's funny. I feel like this is the most acceptable use of the yo mama joke. Lol

[@jessicadement1722]

Same! 😂

[@hollyday7882]

When I was a little girl I was trying to clean the bird cage and I was using the vacuum cleaner hose and accidentally sucked up our parakeet And then I put it under a doll blanket and told my mom that it was taking a nap

[@jerseytomato100]

Omg 😳

[@EllieandGinger]

i literally gasped reading that lol

[@lobstermacncheesefarts3989]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlygiagnacovo8984]

OMG - that sounds like it could have been a cartoon. I mean, RIP parakeet. But you were young and shit like that happens.

[@hollyday7882]

Actually now that I think back to this because it was like 50 years ago, I think it was too different parakeet deaths. Both name pretty boy. I don't know but I think my mom sucked the bird with the vacuum because why would I be using a vacuum cleaner as a child? But I do remember being at my grandparents house and putting a bird under a doll blanket and saying it was sleeping. I don't know my grandparents have passed away and my mom doesn't have the best memory so I guess we'll never know but you're right rip parakeets they used to sell them at Woolworths store

[@amandas7839]

I definitely had a similar “yo mama” moment when I was a teenager. I was eating lunch with a group of older girls and one said “you know what’s missing from this picture?” I said “your mom” and she replied “yeah you’re right because she’s dead” I wanted to melt into the floor Edit: isn’t the toupee story from The Goonies?

[@idarahmqvist1373]

Yes it most definately is chunk from the goonies! 👍

[@VengefulAngeI]

I'm not banned from Kohl's but I once got temporarily banned from Wal-Mart for 12 months lol 🤭 I actually went back a couple times during my "suspension" due to it being the closest grocery store to my house & I was having issues with my car over heating. I was so scared going back in there, but didn't get caught buying groceries so it turned out ok😂

[@tiffanyhowell8444]

omg i got banned for a year too when i was like 13 🤣🤣

[@tessa1922]

Me too!! I got banned because my ex boyfriend stole headphones and I honestly had no idea and they got mad because I was "defending" him. I went back anyways to the Walmart on the other end of town. 😆

[@blanning2058]

I'm banned for life for accidentally switching a pair of boots for another pair that was only a few dollars cheaper!! I stg it was an accident but they didn't care!

[@anghellica1391]

Lol i was banned too.but they don't pay those people enough to give a shit

[@ThatBetchEllie]

I was banned from Kmart like 20 yrs ago lol

[@friendsdontlie4488]

This is the kind of content from you I’m here for. Love it!

[@carrieswank]

This totally made me day! I’ve been in and out of the hospital several times in the last few weeks. (I have a super rare blood clotting disorder.) My younger sister, who was my bestest friend, passed away from the same disorder (she hadn’t been diagnosed with it yet) in February 2020. I’m to the point in my grieving process that when I talk to my kids about her, I’m always laughing at the crazy stuff we did when we were kids. (What I’m saying is, that I don’t want people to feel sorry for me. I feel blessed that I was able to spend 37 years with her.) I honestly think she’d be disappointed in me if I don’t start acting like her ghost is hanging out with us sometimes. This is my new goal in life. Mission accepted! 👻👻👻😂

[@MicarahTewers]

wait are you really banned from Kohl's?

[@melisosh]

HI MICARAH. Are you banned from anywhere!? You and Jamie could shop swap. 🥳

[@CFulcher1029]

I like how Cory quoted a line from The Goonies🤣🤣

[@greenpeacesign420]

I’ve been looking for this comment. I even heard it in Chunks voice when Jamie says it.

[@beanery8019]

I have a very similar story to yours. I was 16, had no idea how to drive, and it was my grandmother's car. I'm almost 40, and I just confessed to her last month!

[@JadyLester]

Dude I stole Brach's candy in bulk ALL THE TIME. Then I'd barge into Pistol Pete's Pizza, demand free ice water and chill out in the ball pit with my free candy. living my best life at 9 years old.

[@jerseytomato100]

Lol 😂

[@TheMrsBeagle]

💀💀💀

[@kjeracarroll450]

Oh my gosh Pistol Pete’s Pizza! Those were the days! Haha you had a good childhood lol!

[@seannanana84]

That is friggin fantastic!! I love that you did this!

[@ANGELFYRE_]

I had a bad break up and set up a time for my ex to come pick up his stuff from our apartment. Before packing his stuff up I threw out one of each of his shoes. The tote still looked like it was full of shoes, he called a few days later when he noticed and I laughed and hung up.

[@Eli2103]

I used to tell my baby brother that mom didn’t love him and would hug him when he started crying. I thought he looked really cute crying so I would do it every now and then. Neither told anyone until adulthood. Luckily he’s fine (actually fine), super well adjusted individual

[@so9175]

Oh god that reminds me of when my brother and I convinced our little sister that macadamia nuts were baby rabbit kidneys. I mean wtf

[@difranophile]

Are you though?

[@KatieLHall-fy1hw]

I used to make my younger siblings look cute too, on purpose, whether they liked it or not. I get it

[@so9175]

@@Keroppi19 omg im embarassed and feel so bad lol.........

[@prettylilthingxO]

I love this idea. remember when you would buy magazines & there would be a page with a bunch of reader's stories or bad date stories? this reminds me of that lol too funny! 💜

[@ThunderTaker1215]

The dead parent jokes 🙃☠️ lmao, when my dad died, my husband was like, “well, I guess I can’t use the ‘dead dad excuse anymore’ “ he made me laugh so hard. I personally love it when people can joke during rough times.

[@sasamafrass]

I think my friend and I were about 18 when we did this.... My friend was dating this guy, nothing serious, but he blew her off and we were bored so we called him from a payphone and then drove by the apartment complex where he lived. We saw his truck was parked with the windows cracked so we parked and got out an always pad and different shades of red and red-brown lipstick to make the pad look used. Then I snuck up and put it through the guy's truck window. We still laugh about it and it's over 20 years later. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jerseytomato100]

Love it 😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Eww lol.

[@cherryvoid5238]

😂🤣😂

[@TiniestMonster]

I love pranks like that though because it’s not actually gross, he just thought it was, and that’s the revenge 😂 kudos

[@sasamafrass]

@@TiniestMonster lol thanks 😂

[@wendyfitness7085]

I've done the "your mom" joke to a friend of mine who had lost his mom earlier that year to cancer. (I didn't know) I felt terrible, I don't say it anymore now 😂

[@rubybarn]

Thank you so much for keeping your videos appropriate so mamas can listen to them with kids around I truly appreciate it and you!!

[@lorenfamily]

yessss 🙌🙌 love watching with my kids

[@reonnacanney9821]

Please do more of these! I've been sitting at my desk crying from laughter through this whole video 😂

[@akaErma]

Lmao this is the closest I've ever come to meeting someone who actually committed an Upper Decker IRL.

[@acendinganthony6737]

omg an Upper Decker lol

[@Hey.itskailey]

My ex did this to his landlord the day he moved out of his apartment. There’s a reason he’s my ex, lmao.

[@katiec6828]

Hi there 😆

[@andreacaruso42]

“You should only tell Yo-Mama jokes to your siblings”…and your children if you are a mom. I’ve said them to my 13yo daughter for years and the look of confusion at times is *worth it*.

[@amandad2840]

Okay this isn't something I did but I was involved: My friend and I were in a club dancing & there was a girl in this black & white striped shirt dancing next to us. My friend very loudly says to me "OMG this girl's shirt makes her look like Beetlejuice!" and we both crack up laughing. And of course despite the loud music going on around us, the girl hears it and asks my friend "Um, did you just say I look like Beetlejuice?" And my friend says "Noooo I was telling her I liked your shirt!". The girl kinda just looked at us and went about her dancing. End of story right? Nay nay....at the end of the night when the lights came on we hear "Daaaay-O!" and we look at each other like "WTF? No way this is a coincidence...". I look up at the dj booth (it was up some stairs on a little balcony thing) and there she was, leaned over the rail staring down at us with the most smug look on her face she just got the last laugh. And honestly she did. It was one of the funniest moments of my life.

[@christmanchristine]

Best story in the comments!!

[@marisadaniela6]

This cracked me up

[@hollybrooke322]

That’s awesome!!

[@smalltownmomma8024]

Thats amazing 😂

[@BelieveLFy]

I laughed so hard this whole video I couldn't breathe. Bless everyone who's posts got read. You all are hilarious and brave, made me day!

[@sylviedabee]

I feel so honored that my comment was featured!! I literally woke up to my sister (who is a huge fan of yours as well) texting me pictures of my comment in the video, I think she was even more excited than I was🤣😂😂. Also thank you for the encouragement about my dark past, it is appreciated 😔😅😂

[@erinaa9486]

Which was yours? I wasn't paying attention to the names

[@sylviedabee]

I was the one about the peanut lol😂

[@kimberlygiagnacovo8984]

This was hilarious - I needed that laugh. I had an ex boyfriend in high school who cheated on me and he was really proud of his late model Pontiac Firebird. I purchased a horrific bumper sticker, and while he was at work, I got busy with my mission. He backed into his parking spot and always took up two spots, so I was able to sneak around and put the bumper sticker on..but instead of putting it on the chrome bumper, I put it on the paint. He drove around with a bumper sticker that said, “my mom is worth her weight in chocolate chip cookies!” until one of his friends pointed it out. He was so mad.

[@cherryvoid5238]

omg I love it 😂

[@laurenn7511]

This deserves an award 😂

[@LisaJones1_168]

I'm dying 😆🤣

[@clunkybrewster]

I still feel so awful about this. When I was 12 I was skipping rocks at a pond near our house and this poor little duck flew right into my line of fire and I accidentally smoked it square in the head. I immediately started sobbing and the duck just swam away, but then my mom told me that it probably went off somewhere to die and I felt like a monster. Also when I was 12, bonus confession, I was friends with this girl who was extremely religious and she invited me to this ceremony where her and a bunch of other people were getting baptized in the ocean. It was a really hot day and she told me we could go swimming, but then they told us that we weren’t allowed to because of the ceremony, so I faked a religious epiphany and got baptized just so I could get in the water. I’m an atheist.

[@R0ck5teady]

Honestly you're mom was cruel af and down right horrible to tell you something like that. You were a child, and it was an accident. She didn't have to make you feel so much worse than you already felt, so unnecessary. It's like she was trying to hurt your feelings on purpose.

[@gypsywoman9140]

So I'm watching this while I've had "the runs" all day. Surely I will feel less alone if I don't make it to the toilet in time 😅

[@krissblissteav]

Omg I LOVE LOVE LOVE your channel!! You Make me laugh so hard and every time I'm having a bad day I turn on one of your videos and you make me feel better!

[@Daniellex0x0]

This reminded me of when I was in high school. We were talking about if we had ever been in a car accident and I asked the guy next to me if he had been. The previous year him and his brother were hit by a drunk driver and his brother did not make it. AND I KNEW THIS. I COMPLETELY FORGOT UNTIL THE LAST WORD LEFT MY MOUTH. I felt so freaking bad.

[@SuperCShe]

This video quite literally had me laughing out loud. I love this direction, Jamie. Only getting better! :)

[@liliesofthefield5310]

LOL I can relate to the preschool clepto 😂 when I was in kindergarten I would take supplies (post-it etc) from my classroom and bring them home to my dad because I thought it would make him happy 😂😂 I still have no idea where that logic came from

[@swankelly]

When I was that age I brought my mom the neighbor's lawn clippings whenever the mowed their lawn. My mom smoked Marijuana. I just thought she was smoking cut up grass I guess.

[@lizzkitty09]

Really loving all the new videos. This storytime / chat format I'm all here for, and getting your viewers involved via the community tab A++. Keep it up girl!

[@jamiedelgado1484]

You seem much happier in your newer videos. I'm so happy for you. 😁

[@meganhill]

The Goonies reference :))))

[@andreabateman5096]

Haha I was looking for this!

[@drewlax23]

I remember training this new host at the restaurant I use to work at. She was a super cool girl and we became insta work BFFs by the end of the week. I left work one night with her one night and she offered to drive me home since it was late and I didn't have a car and had a mile or so walk home. Her and I were walking down the street (we had street parking on the roads outside) and while walking I pointed to a red PT cruiser and said in my nerdiest voice "oh hey, *snort* check out this sick PT Loser." To which she responds "that's my PT Loser..." I was so embarrassed and felt awful. She didn't care, but it was so awkward as we had only known each other a week and wee new friends lol

[@noaht124]

I’m loving the new content and ideas, you just seem happier and like you’re having so much more fun and it makes me so happy 💖

[@kimbasciano_]

Please do more of these! Loved it!

[@andreabateman5096]

I’m pretty sure that one of the comments came from the movie The Goonies 🤣🤣🤣

[@LifeinAnalog]

This is brilliant! You're really bringing it with the re-brand!

[@kellymariebernie]

Omg this is the funniest video ever!! Definitely would love to see this being a series 😄

[@mayflower5193]

Loving all the new stuff jamie, I'm glad you're doing more of what you want and exploring. 💕

[@sarawagner878]

GREAT idea for a video. I could have listened to hours of these stories! ❤

[@gallagle]

I am really loving the rebrand! This was a great video - had me cracking up!

[@AbbeyCchannel]

This video made me die 😂😂😂. Also, my vote is that the cop also knew you were lying!

[@leighcolby]

I also blamed a really disgusting fart on a comatose patient. AND when my friend just got her license, she backed into my parents car and dented the door. We didn't say anything and my mom didn't notice for a couple days....I said oh my, I guess someone hit the car while it was parked.

[@dalpz205]

Lol. I backed into my daughter's car on accident. I figured she'd know it was me and say something. It wasn't until a month or so later she tells me she thinks someone hit her car in the parking lot at school. She thought I was going to be upset and she was upset so I didn't tell her it was me. Just went and looked and said it wasn't really noticeable. This was several years ago.. idk if I ever told her the truth. Since I'm the mom I didn't have one excuse for my awful behavior.

[@luceroescareno4136]

Please do a part two!!! And three and four!!! This was hilarious! I absolutely love all your content ♥️♥️♥️

[@kimberlypatterson3171]

I love all the new ideas you have for your channel!!!! I think your awesome and love ❤️ seeing you spread your wings!

[@cheesy_spud]

OMG JAIMEEEEE!!!! Thank you for saying I’m not a monster but.. I still feel like I am haha SUPER honored to be a part of your video!! Totally fangirling over here 😂

[@EpicKate]

That was fun! I love that you're trying different things and having a good time with it.

[@margaretlawhorn3879]

We need more of these! Please make this a series!

[@rachelwatkins4227]

I'm loving these different types of videos you're doing!! You're hilarious and every video is just like sitting down with a good friend! ❤

[@Sonnie-uw9sw]

I made the bad decision to eat while watching…lol. So many poop stories. 😂

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

same.

[@keelay9003]

I had a nun tell me that she shoplifted an apple every once in a while to stay in practice. “You never know when you may be broke & hungry.” She’s one of my heros.

[@Lwhosane]

You must do more of these. Brilliant

[@jadennichole]

Omg this had my husband and I both in tears laughing. I commented twice on the community tab today. I didn't see it till this video. I'm loving these videos.

[@lanatic9232]

Sending love from KC across the state❤️

[@thesandravshow]

My friend and I got caught shoplifting at Kohl’s too. Moral of the story, don’t shoplift, at Kohl’s 😆

[@problematique9389]

I got a felony from doing that. The total ended up being three dollars over the limit and the conservative southern judge threw the book at me, a gay male, after I had gotten "r" 'ed in county jail. I win.

[@LisaJones1_168]

I shoplifted a few times as a pre-teen in the mall. Kohls was the one that caught me too.

[@HeatherEvenson]

LOVING the new content, Jaime!!

[@MollyGosh]

Can not get over how much more I am loving your channel since your rebrand!! 💖💖💖💖

[@3shannonRoss]

If you’re the type of person to say ‘getting back at an ex is toxic’ then your vibes are off and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US 👋💗

[@amandabyrd2989]

I was the weird kid at any event. It made for some great stories for the other kids to tell their parents. Still the weird kid to this day! ☺️💜

[@ThruTheLukingGlass17]

This is the best video I’ve ever watched of yours. I was cracking up! 😂 Please make this a series!!

[@AlyssaWeber]

Love this segment!! 👍🏻👍🏻 More please. 😁

[@nafeesahtynetta]

This was so good.... minus all the poop. I love a mid-week Jamie French video. ♥

[@courtneygonzales7731]

I had the pregnancy thing happen to me. I had given birth to my first daughter a month before I had to be a bridesmaid in one of my best friends wedding. We could wear any dress we liked as long as it was purple. I found one I felt OK in, but I had been so depressed about my body since my baby had been born, I felt fat & hideous & really didn't even want to go to the wedding. Well, the day came. I got all dolled up & in my dress & actually felt pretty decent about how I looked. I got to the the venue & set my baby down in a quiet spot (within my sight) so she could finish her nap in her carseat & then helped direct some guests to the ceremony site. A woman I knew came in, she gave me a hug & then to my horror, she patted my flabby saggy postpartum belly & said, 'oooooh any day now!' Fighting back tears, I pointed to my sleeping baby & said, 'actually, she's right there'. She started apologizing profusely, I told her it was fine, asked my husband to watch the baby & went to the bathroom to cry, the tiny shred of self confidence I had had, flushed down the toilet. I ended up dropping out of the next wedding I was supposed to be in.

[@sheelfjohnson]

People reeeaaalllly need to learn not to do that 😣 People: if you're ever thinking of commenting on a pregnancy, stop yourself 🚫 and comment something else, like "I like your haircut" or "that's a good color on you".

[@monstermcboo7282]

😭😭😭 That’s not fair! Your body did that miraculous thing and you should’ve been permitted to feel great about it!

[@courtneygonzales7731]

@@sheelfjohnson seriously. The only thing you should say to pregnant women is how amazing they look or something along those lines & never anything about pregnancy unless you are 100% sure they are in fact, pregnant. While pregnant I also had a woman say 'any day now!' when I was 5 month along. I was asked CONSTANTLY if I was sure I wasn't having twins & how huge I was. I'm 5'2 & normally a size 4, I'm a petite human being, so I do get that my belly probably looked a little disproportionately large, but still. No woman wants to hear how enormous she is! Pregnancy is wild, your body is doing all of these crazy things including things nobody ever talks or warns you about & to have people making comments on your body or touching you without your consent just makes everything so much worse. I'm always especially blown away when that kind of stuff comes from other moms, like out of everyone, shouldn't they know better?!

[@courtneygonzales7731]

@@monstermcboo7282 thank you! It was pretty heartbreaking at the time, postpartum was so much harder for me than pregnancy & body image was a huge part of that. Our culture is so messed up about post pregnancy bodies, we're expected to just bounce back instantly & look perfectly put together all while being a perfect mom, it's so messed up. It took me a year to lose the weight from my first & over 3 after my second & I'm actually smaller than I was before kids, but my body will never be the same & that's OK! I've learned to love myself just the way I am & my daughter's are worth it all. We really need to normalize the reality of postpartum bodies & give moms the love & support they deserve after giving birth. I'm still bummed out that I wasted so much energy stressing over & hating my body after my babies were born. I let that get in the way of my happiness & it put a dark cloud over what should have been some of the happiest times of my life. If I could go back in time I would tell myself that the weight WILL eventually come off & to just focus on loving my new baby soaking in all those sweet moments because they go so quickly & it's something you can never get back. What we look like isn't what's important, what's important is living in the moment, what we do with our lives, how we treat others & finding happiness in the day to do. Life is too short, external beauty will eventually fade, but internal beauty is infinite.

[@jacquiwinter6282]

@@courtneygonzales7731 Well said! Your daughters are fortunate you are their mom. 💕

[@ashleyham3501]

I am crying😂😂😂! I haven't laughed this hard in a minute! PLEASE make this a regular thing.

[@lolgrigio]

Jamie this is so good, love seeing you pumping out the content you're proud of and flexing your comedy skills. We stan

[@desireeadams1261]

Me and my friend in high school would go out and get into trouble when bored on weekends and just drive around and one night we decided to steal a whole bunch of political signs as well as some street signs and pile them into her small eclipse and drove to a church near my parents house and set them all up.. we did this until there were at least 50 signs all over the property. There was a reward for a long time for info on who did it. A few weeks later we took road closed signs and those things are HARD to move and had some help from some guys and we moved them from one street over to the street directly across my parents and set them up for the sole purpose that there was a dairy truck that came like clockwork every night at 4:00 am just so we could sit on the roof outside my bedroom to watch and wait for the dairy truck to come and have to turn around.. I still find it funny but also not proud.

[@HeleenBuckle]

After finding out that my best friend's girlfriend cheated on him for more than a year I took bleach (we have a thick gel like bleach product named Domestos in South Africa) and wrote "slut" on her very expensive new lawn. No matter how many times she tried to get that grown out the word would still appear in the new grass, like karma coming back to remind her what she is. In the end she had to take the lawn out and replace it with paving.

[@monstermcboo7282]

Revenge is a dish best served cold but I guess it’s also the gift that keeps on growing. 😂

[@meredithmccown6356]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@csailer2353]

Love this, need to be more videos like this!

[@oceanblue3803]

Okay I have 1 small request, post every day! I super dee duper LOVE you!! You’re SO fun, down to earth and just brighten my day! 🤣🤣

[@yonbonbonbon]

One time I was at Disneyland and I hadn't bought my ticket yet. I saw a kid drop his Disney ticket on his way inside the park. I picked it up behind him, didn't say anything and gotten in Disneyland using his ticket..... This was like 2 years ago lmaooo I'm terrible lmao

[@Wills4gottenbday]

You saw the kid & didnt return it? Not cool bro

[@yonbonbonbon]

I'm not proud, dammit

[@jerseytomato100]

Omg give this person a break. As if you’re all perfect angels, I’m sure 🙄

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

In 2019 I was talking to this guy, on an emotional level. I was best friends with his cousin’s gf. She and I had a mutual friend. Turns out the guy I was talking to was also talking to the mutual friend on a physical level. The girl and I found out what he was doing. I was mad, and like the weirdo I am I carry several cans of Pinã Colda scented glitter hair-spray in my purse. I decided to spray everything he owned in glitter. His bedding, his tooth brush, his closet, his tv, his PlayStation, his bedroom carpet, his sound board, his gaming pc, etc. when I say everything I mean everything. Nothing in that apartment was safe. I almost used up a whole can. I then proceeded to steal his Sephora eyeliner, his fave scrunchie, and his fave t-shirt. The mutual friend also stole his fave hoodie. Needless to say i don’t think he got his deposit back. That glitter will be there another six years. Am I proud of myself? No. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. On the bright side, I dodged a bullet there because now I’m happily married to the love of my life. 🥺❤️

[@dalpz205]

"talking on a physical level" ouch I felt that. Glad you got rid of that and found better.

[@Toxic.Mangaka]

@@dalpz205 thank you!! And I’m sorry you felt that too. It’s such an awful feeling realizing you’re not the only one oof

[@Amy12358]

I love it

[@GhostfaceComplainer]

More please!!! I was dying laughing, this is brilliant!!