Roasting Every College Major in 60 Seconds

[@ShivVZG]

Anyone wanna guess what my major is? Hint: I’ll likely end up homeless ; )

[@WatermelonW]

Fast talking?

[@ShivVZG]

That'd be a fun major lol

[@maddie-vl3zs]

honestly i wanna guess medical-

[@SaffrinianOfficial]

ShivVZG music

[@MattBnl2ih]

Clearly it’s communications. I mean listen to you talk, god damn

[@mayug.2732]

Linguistics: you learn how every language is structured and never learn to speak any of them

[@chronoxtreme2427]

The cherry on top is whenever you mention that you're a linguistics major, you always get the question "Cool, how many languages do you know?"

[@nothere3982]

In my English grade we actually need to choose two languages appart from English (not English native)

[@boodledemic6430]

Had to be bilingual for the Linguistics MA program but like…you’re still correct 😂

[@kamikaze4172]

Sounds oddly interesting

[@hologeist7284]

that's,,, that's why i'm majoring in linguistics though,,,,,,,

[@PhiAce_0]

Law: spending four years to learn rules on how to win an argument

[@ARCANICA19]

Basically the same as philosophy lol

[@lvvvrr]

basically debates you used to participate in high school but instead of facts, you use abstract statements to prove your point and get money.

[@Uthando-h1q]

@@ARCANICA19 true but it can potentially pay well like accounting if you do corporate/commercial law

[@mayayamato7351]

alt text for Law: You quickly found out this isn't like Phoenix Wright, but your parents will be proud of you for once if you keep going.

[@hardwirecars]

omg that is the perfect definition

[@rivanfotek8510]

Criminology: I wanna become a cop but I'm learning how to be a criminal.

[@starplatinum-e3p]

Exactly

[@whisper3856]

Nah, criminology is more like “I wanna be a criminal but I’m too lazy to do it”

[@mango8999]

Rivanfotek what’s the difference between a cop and a criminal

[@etherealsalad2698]

oh so just like a regular criminal

[@huh9672]

do they become detectives?

[@jacobbishopp9562]

Geology: Spend 4 years looking at rocks and responding with “I don’t know” whenever you’re asked what kind of rock this is

[@17player1unknown4]

LMAO

[@HypnosisBear]

LMFAO 😂

[@blulakes]

🤣🤣🤣

[@harisankar1932]

I'm second year in geology 😅 lol

[@l.n.4055]

BAHAHAHA can confirm

[@navyal7237]

forgetting physics was the roast .

[@soumyaprakash3569]

@Podcast - SørenCast Z says the man with a negative of a sad psychopath clown's pic on his display .👍🏽

[@yuritardid7761]

@@soumyaprakash3569 says the man with an "S"

[@soumyaprakash3569]

@@yuritardid7761 touché 💙

[@claireworld_]

so sad!

[@shriyathabe9441]

@@yuritardid7761 😂😂😂

[@maxschendell7630]

Forensics: a major to teach you who did it while simultaneously teaching you how to get away with murder

[@phoria87]

lol

[@IsabelLovesFoxes]

@@phoria87 I agree

[@inigo8740]

Forensics major are sure to get a job a soon as they graduate, since an unemployed forensics major is just a potential super-criminal, and we can't have those running around.

[@cinderleaves3949]

That’s the major for me

[@somepotato9900]

As a psychology major wanting to go into forensic psychology, this is painfully accurate

[@snorlacroix2237]

anthropology: 10% fun facts 20% looking at bones and 70% explaining to people what anthropology is

[@renks7112]

Not a joke but.....wtf is Anthropology?

[@mr.diddles3806]

**Korekiyo Shinguji wants to know your location**

[@mariamkamel7764]

@@mr.diddles3806 Lol that was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the comment.

[@GT-wj3gl]

@@renks7112 The study of humans and human evolution

[@renks7112]

@@GT-wj3gl Oh,that is a bit interesting

[@nicrosilmind]

“The H in ENGINEERING stands for happiness!” My sister showed this one to me as a joke, but she got uncomfortable when I started laughing far too hard. That’s when my family started to worry about my choice of major.

[@KC-pi6po]

And the S for social skills

[@pseudoduckk3029]

P is for peace

[@ekremaslan8068]

engine for suff

[@porrnesianparrapioslostair3128]

As someone planning to choose it as a major Not sure i should cry or laugh lmao ✋🏻😭

[@notme69]

The S also stand for sleep

[@legwaterlily12]

Sociology: you spend 4 years learning that we live in a society

[@priyachoudhary9896]

I have sociology as my minor and I fucking hate it!! Like no matter what I do I am never gonna get good marks 😭

[@battlelover666gaming2]

@@priyachoudhary9896 damn thats sad,.

[@marcp8953]

@@priyachoudhary9896 it's interesting though

[@priyachoudhary9896]

@@marcp8953 it's interesting for sure, I love learning about the dynamics of society and that's why I chose it. But unfortunately it's a private institution so they deliberately cut marks for no reason and its frustrating

[@marcp8953]

@@priyachoudhary9896 that's frustrating sorry to hear that

[@ArmyFrog]

Animation: four years of clicking buttons to see what they will do.

[@lightish3754]

or: 4 years of animating a bouncy fucking rubber ball

[@Eggspotatoes]

@@lightish3754 ha ha ball go *bounce bounce bounce*

[@goomymaster6417]

Where I live the animation industry is actually popping off af. underrated major

[@Swoot175]

@@goomymaster6417 where, if you dont mind me asking? Considering animation myself

[@daveman985]

@@Swoot175 most likely Cali if he’s in the US. It’s the heart of the animation industry for America

[@maemarston8848]

geography majors: finally learned that africa isn’t a country

[@rakaipikatan8922]

"Wait, Russia is Europe too?"

[@life_is_a_myth]

@@rakaipikatan8922 well... Eurasian.

[@Ella-is4pl]

Americans?...

[@jaredospangroman5257]

finally learned that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[@TeenageThrowback]

I want to like your comment but 999 is perfect

[@Krazzy88]

The fact that business school fees are so high only rich kids can afford it really adds to the saying, "the rich get richer".

[@pseudoduckk3029]

Haha exactly same with law school and med school- Basically those who are rich will get the best opportunities to get richer *insert capitalism* Bye!

[@PhilTCLoveGirls]

Maybe in the US. Here in Europe? Nah. Im a business student and it’s 20€ oder 386€ per semester (depends on which type of uni u go to)

[@cratermoney6941]

People you who go for business generally don’t make a lot of money because of their degree??

[@Lilac_liha]

@@cratermoney6941 Finance students do makes a lot of money tho.

[@armytbchaine6515]

Imagine being American

[@jeremydespair]

Architecture : people that wants to take art but parents aren't giving consents

[@chloeluthi5379]

I was waiting for this comment

[@bb7273]

The accuracy

[@pumpkinpie7367]

ohmy yes

[@chatter2765]

Yes

[@rifa1577]

So relatable

[@jovanyperez8273]

I good one for psychology could’ve been: “Students who study to help others with depression but can’t get out of depression themselves”

[@cawesomewhatever]

Me. I became a psychology major because I want to help people and understand why my brain works this way. 😁😁I still don’t understand but I still got a few years to go.

[@fatimav441]

You guide them to pursue a life you'll never pursue

[@Someone-km3mx]

@@cawesomewhatever I’m not college age yet but that’s exactly why I want to major in psychology lol

[@sxvxrxlx1864]

@@cawesomewhatever same here! not in college yet but so far i want to major in psychology, mainly because i’ve always struggled to find a sense of self and identity, as well as intrusive thoughts while i was growing up. It was a pretty confusing and sometimes scary time period, i just want to understand what was happening then and possibly help other people through it.

[@Luck07Clover]

forensic psychology will probably kill me then

[@yourboigrayson6057]

Journalism: spend 4 years to just end up working at your local news station or creating your own blog

[@wwetitle818]

And have half of America call you an asshole because you don’t share their political beliefs, while the other half calls you an asshole for not having as strong beliefs.

[@JoshMcSwain]

@@wwetitle818 sadly this is true

[@CowboyLuigi]

then you spend most of your life either lying or fighting to get the truth out, but you're tired, so you may as well keep writing lies

[@himedo1512]

Spend 4 years just to write utter garbage

[@Tarkus_H]

You try to land a career in the New York Times, but instead end up writing for Kotaku even though you hate video games and everyone who plays them.

[@onemoreabsurdist]

Maths major : a degree where you create the problem that doesn't exist and get stressed over it Physics majors: where you learn about how everything works in the universe but never consider air friction

[@Haillehc_2319]

Yh but Math's is beautiful

[@spectrumboy5992]

​@@Haillehc_2319yup. I also love meth

[@GoogleAccount-zf3cy]

That's just Newtonian physics which doesn't consider air friction

[@fart63]

It’s so nice that other people do math so I don’t have to

[@suemiller9506]

@@GoogleAccount-zf3cy We had to account for friction in every problem in first year classical physics. So yes, it does.

[@williamhrivnak7345]

Pharmacy: People who wanted to be doctors but get grossed out too easily

[@yxcineee.c]

This is literally me!!! Lol

[@chlorine6400]

Lmaaaao that would be me😂😂😂

[@mooncrystalrose]

Tru

[@upbeat6639]

@@gravityfalls8439 excuse me? Pharmacists are too dumb to be a doctor? Maybe they didn't want to blast their whole life away dealing with the true reality of hospital care and the work hours.

[@sebastiancarrillo7083]

@@upbeat6639 said every pharmacist ever

[@ursulagayatri5130]

Fashion design: spending 80k to learn how to make a 10$ dress

[@christophern762]

Haha but you can sell that 10💲 dress for 100K to people in Beverly hills.

[@sillygoosesyndrome]

Where my fashion and design homies at

[@fancyboy3806]

That 10 dollar dress can sell multiple copies if it hood enough

[@nothere3982]

@Mara and horrible

[@abdelghafourelbikha9422]

@@christophern762 exactly but it does not work all the time.

[@jayden5327]

As a psychology major I can safely say I was already overthinking before I started college

[@makeusmileify]

Same. Looks like I was a perfect fit for it 😂

[@Daemonussy]

Same

[@therealestdrea]

Sameee

[@dracoplayz2757]

Yup, it broke me

[@d_ling28]

Same

[@xstros9086]

Architecture: You spend 5 years figuring out how to do draw straight lines in the same way everyone else does

[@naomis5565]

Anthropology: you spend four years studying people and yet you’re still socially awkward and don’t understand them

[@tinyvanilla1206]

i was looking for this lmAo

[@bideny2]

Plus no one's ever heard of it, and when you (try to) explain it to them, they look at you like youre a three year old who just told them you're going to be a princess when you grow up.

[@tinyvanilla1206]

@@bideny2 bruh honestly thooo, why do they act like it doesnt even exist like ??

[@bideny2]

@@tinyvanilla1206 I mean, people always like to say and act like the social sciences don't matter, so when one comes along that's so big that it covers the entire human race, people will look at it like it's useless, when it's literally the study of everything they will ever know or care about and why they will care about it. Humans are so funny, we're so self-centered but we think that all of the sciences that center on who and what we are are useless lol I'm confused

[@ailineaquinoj]

This is so true lmao.

[@wyattwahlgren8883]

Music Composition: Learning how to write dots so people can wiggle the air correctly.

[@eveescastle5866]

Music Theory: Everything you know about music is wrong

[@wyattwahlgren8883]

@@eveescastle5866 Music Education: going to school to teach kids instruments you don't play.

[@Mikehy.mp3]

@@wyattwahlgren8883 flash backs to highschool winter band when I was handed a clarinet and essentially told "good luck"

[@GymnopedieTornado]

Frank Zappa doing an ad for music schools:

[@ClaraTheKidd]

True

[@eyalsi1070]

Languages: Learning complex grammatical structures for four years, yet still not knowing a single word.

[@frankchen4229]

Pretty useful for natural language processing lol

[@veryfruityolive]

Same pfp gang

[@Crimbtw]

Languages and history are good( just not the way they teach it) and business one is cap

[@MelonHere20]

Why is this so accurate XD

[@cecefernandes5657]

Damm I thought I was safe but still...this is accurate

[@prappies3]

Law: You spend 4 years learning how to win arguments, but still be unable to win one against your parents 20 years down the line.

[@amandabanana4460]

Editing and Publishing: You want to be a writer but you hate writing so you mock other people’s writing

[@ladymire]

If you’re mocking people’s writing, then you shouldn’t get into the editing and publishing field. That’s not what it is lmao

[@amandabanana4460]

@@ladymire Hahaha this was a joke. We are very supportive of creators and want them to succeed!

[@22OrangeGirl]

If that ain't me

[@missserenity1090]

I want to be a writer but I’m bad at writing and editing. I could do the feedback about the overall book though.

[@RissaFaith94]

I'm a writer going for a degree in English & Writing, but I'm shooting to be an editor because I fully expect editing other people's work to be more lucrative than publishing/selling my own. 😂 Though generally I tend to judge spelling/grammar/word choices, not so much the content (with some exceptions if the story or character development is REALLY bad). That may change once my education systemically reforms me into a hardcore cynic. Also, y'know, I like fixing things and helping other people succeed. Those are two of the primary motivators in my career choice.

[@thisdobeanameinnit8019]

This whole channel is a personal attack I'm gonna call the principal

[@ShivVZG]

; )

[@Justintro]

; )

[@TS-ds5er]

; )

[@weewooundertaker5381]

; )

[@avocado7679]

; )

[@fearofthechippan]

Physics: you learn the exact height and force you would need to jump off a building in order to escape being a physics major

[@emperor___palpatine]

💀

[@wrongplanet1717]

felt

[@jaffarebellion292]

Physics major: The glass is completely full, just not with water.

[@joshushushu]

UNDERRATED AF

[@oscarnav8]

💀💀💀

[@egghead_felix]

As a theatre major I can confirm that when my professors outside of theatre find out my major, they look at me like I'm wasting my brain. 10/10 assessment.

[@chrissiwmay2971]

I’m a theater major! It’s great to find others, but seriously what do we learn in theater but acting and fundamentals of it?

[@robinwangai3303]

​@@chrissiwmay2971I can think of a few: improvisation, adaptability, communication (duh), creative problem-solving, collaboration, criticism (positive criticism mind you), initiatives, etc. The skills that you learn in theatre aren't limited to that major. Some of my friends went on to law school and utilized these skills for their court studies.

[@robinwangai3303]

​@@chrissiwmay2971 Thespian history, direction, stage management, audio engineering, and HELLA more.

[@way2creative]

Graphic Design: A major where you spend 4 years learning to draw a circle and then sell the circle to someone

[@fancyboy3806]

I know it a joke but graphic designing is not just “drawing thing”, if you only do that then probably you will earn nothing

[@TheFinalFarewell]

The key to graphic design is to hand your wallet and soul to Adobe and they'll let you make perfect circles all day long, then all you have to do is hope making those circles will make you more money than it loses you in your soul debt

[@bowenjudd1028]

You forgot to say, “with a cursor.”

[@UbePancake]

No, you spend four years learning to design a circle, and then end up working as a social media coordinator.

[@ajifiblu4905]

@@TheFinalFarewell just pirate lmao

[@jarheadthesneep9621]

Astronomy: spend the next four years of your life being asked by people what their horoscope is

[@nobodyspecial1019]

🤣🤣🤣 this is the best one I’ve seen yet for astronomy

[@toldfable]

lol people really mix up Astrology and Astronomy

[@galickgvn]

pain

[@11alt56]

can you roast Astrophysics

[@HitTheFloor16]

@@toldfable it's almost as if the words are so similar people forget sometimes 🤔

[@camclarke7006]

As an engineering student, I completely agree with that analysis

[@nitsu2947]

Am about to go to Engineering major, wish me luck

[@camclarke7006]

Nitsu what kind of engineering

[@nitsu2947]

@@camclarke7006 idk, something like machinery, cars, in here its simply called "machine engineering" (haven't taken the time to see the different majors yet, so will probably come back with one in a bit) Edit: quick google search lead me to think the major is mechanical engineering (if im correct)

[@Dnr2400]

Yo how hard is it I wanna be an engineer (I’m in junior year of high school btw)

[@camclarke7006]

Nitsu fun! I’m a computer engineer. I build and program circuits

[@aleefbilal6211]

Me as a CS student : " I've never been so much offended by something that I 100% agree on"

[@playergame6398]

Me to man, computer engineer here

[@TumblinWeeds]

Physics: 4 years of studying a super hard major and potentially 6 more years for a super hard PhD only to become a programmer using those 2 computer science classes you took :’)

[@flyingbanshee8592]

@JOHNNY TSIMOGIANNIS many computer science students have to learn physics and maths to

[@gtr0k]

Or you just become an engineer lol

[@eviewells4871]

oof and I wanna do this and astronomy

[@rachelf5466]

This is way too accurate... I'm CS but I switched from Physics. My most recent CS class was taught by a professor who majored in Physics-Astronomy, but ended up becoming a programmer for NASA along with some fellow physics majors 😂

[@hardwirecars]

something tells me its gonna become way and i mean way more relevant in the next 10 years now that we are going to mars something tells me the space race 2.0 is about to happen and physics and theoretical physics is gonna be in major demand.

[@div6002]

Astronomy: You think about your existence in the universe to the point where everything doesn't feel real anymore.

[@Triattt]

Astrology: people always double take if you said 'nomy' because they can't believe anyone would pay for a fake degree.

[@ВоронМаусы]

It's impossible to roast astronomy, it's too cool 😁

[@auroratheawake8981]

Astronomy!!!!! The stars!!!! -"Astronomy" by Blue Oyster Cult

[@arkay3804]

Astronomy is beyond roasting if you are inquisitive ☺️

[@div6002]

Agreed

[@amitasarswal6102]

Botany : A major where you study about plants including their reproductive fusion but you never even had a kiss in real life.

[@feetscoliosis]

must’ve been majoring in botany my whole life

[@CommissarChaotic]

its useful on mars with potatoes and shit in hand, not literally because ew but still

[@aaronlandry3934]

I’m in Chemical Engineering and I’ve only kissed one girl so far. Oh well, I’ll be making good money in like 3 semesters. Bitches like money, right?

[@ivocorte1580]

@@aaronlandry3934 Not if you call em bitches

[@IANGEL101I]

No wonder Poison Ivy from Batman was so horny and spiteful.

[@johnchesterfield9726]

Physics: you chose this major because you saw a bunch of pop scientists talk about quantum mechanics, relativity, and string theory but now you have severe depression and suicidal thoughts after a semester of classical mechanics

[@makssachs8914]

My last exam phase made me age 10 years.

[@cheese6543]

im a freshman in highschool and thinking of majoring on it sooo bad

[@Veronicz]

Geology: Rocks and learning that Earth is made of Earth.

[@thecubiccrafter8044]

Eeey geologist gang

[@amo_res9266]

It’s more about earthquakes and fossils

[@aaronlandry3934]

Geology is an easy prerequisite that everyone takes and most make an A in. Easy and fun

[@Darknimbus3]

loooool

[@reinatorrekavt125]

Eyy geology gang

[@curiouspotato8113]

Microbiology: no sleep, random hallucinations about bacteria/viruses's names, becoming a germaphobic antisocial lunatic playing god with a microscopique world.

[@ZoransCh]

oh my goshhhh I took one semester of microbio and I loved it, but I became Such a germaphobe 😭

[@curiouspotato8113]

@@ZoransCh it's my third year in college with microbio as a specialty and still no phobia 😂 ✌️ still me and my nasty habits.

[@paladindragoongirl18]

I’ve learned to NEVER take microbiology with 3 or 4 other subjects because you have A LOT of facts to memorize.

[@curiouspotato8113]

@@paladindragoongirl18 perhaps our system is different from yours, we choose a speciality in our first year, for example I chose "biology" then in our second year we get to choose one of the different branches of biology "microbiology, biochemistry, animal biology...etc" and we stay like that until third year, we get our licence degree then you choose what to study in master (within your domain). when u choose a branch you'll study what they give you to study. You don't have the freedom of choosing different subjects.

[@paladindragoongirl18]

@@curiouspotato8113 I need to take microbiology 🧫 because it’s required for the LVN to BSN bridge program. I don’t remember taking microbiology in high school so it feels new to me. There’s so many cocci and bacilli to know. I need to know the protists and such. It’s an interesting subject, though.

[@Reragi]

Architecture: Art and engineering combined, except instead of just being able to have good chance of getting a job by drawing squares, you find out you have half the happiness, mental health, and free time because each square requires 43 lines, 32 measurements, and 10 minutes to complete which you will spend the next 3 weeks explaining why you put it there

[@BerenElendilAPGaming]

I feel this very deeply as a fellow architecture major. All the hardest parts of art, engineering, and communication, all crammed into one class. And we don't even get the recognition for the shit-circus we put up with because we're not in philosophy or business or medical school. Chin up and face to the wind, friend.

[@ishapurohit6892]

Omg this. Felt😭

[@ishapurohit6892]

Going through all of this only to be called an "architecture" instead of an "architect" by your friends.

[@nicowashwre]

Im only in the first period, but I agree with you completely, and I hate it (I'm passionate about a lot of it, and really, really love the history and more artsy classes, but, boy, do I hate it)

[@ImaginationzKey]

Don't forget making process models and finished models. One which can look like a five year old's haphazard art project; the other makes you cry trying cut everything to scale and neatly glue it together before you learn about the miracle of the laser cutter. Also, sometimes accidentally super gluing yourself to something (yourself, the model, your xacto knife, the desk...) and not knowing how exactly it happened, just that you need nail polish remover to unglue yourself.

[@dejarobinson2015]

As a pre med that is double majoring in biology an biochemistry I was not ready to be roasted 3 times lmao

[@PraiseBeToGodOurLord]

Same. Triple major here but only one of my fields was roasted . I study Computational & Data Sciences , Psychology, and DPT (Doctor of Physical Therapy).

[@eirdonne_]

hey so uh hows life?

[@HaythamFadhil]

Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to draw a circle... and make it move.

[@Rubber_duckie_floating]

Animation: A major where you spend four years learning how to stretch

[@chickenmolayme]

Animation: a major where you learn how to draw a bouncy ball

[@mydiaryfrom2007]

Linguistics: You spend 4 years learning how to talk again

[@danirostova1274]

how speak? when speak? HOW SPEAK SPEAK?

[@mageotime]

I'm in engineering but my Linguistics classes have been my favorite classes so far! Its so interesting

[@SuperShado101]

@@mageotime lmao my friend is also an engineering student who loves linguistics

[@nicolejaja270]

LMAOOOO

[@mangosmoothie5445]

Yeah...*sighs*

[@luckey1126]

English Literature: A major for those who can't actually write, but want to overanalyze what dead people wrote.

[@adrian-we4km]

i feel attacked

[@riksinha5]

Amazing , I said this to my teacher, now My teacher never speaks to me.

[@luckey1126]

@@adrian-we4km Lolol it's my major, I went for the attack~

[@luckey1126]

@@riksinha5 Oop- Welll, as an English Literature major it's true. We overanalyze what the dead really wrote. I'm going for a doctorate in it.

[@riksinha5]

@@luckey1126 same, it's my major too.

[@tofu7975]

as a philosophy major who is currently working on an assessment on thomistic metaphysics, this makes me want to cry

[@brunozarate323]

Cheer up m8, I guess it must be very interesting. The Quinque Viae is a very clever piece of philosophy.

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

Gender Studies: “Thank you for your donation to the college.”

[@jacobmonks3722]

Underrated comment.

[@GagaBoy1346]

It is a great topic to study on in your free time and actually research how there's more than 2, but the donation bit is pretty accurate

[@jacobmonks3722]

@@GagaBoy1346 Yup, a degree in gender studies is worthless, but actually studying social gender norms is fascinating.

[@mimille8201]

Like.. what's even the point I'm interested in reading a thing or two, watching a documentary maybe but.. A WHOLE CAREER ?!

[@mikey_escobar5895]

Bruh 😂

[@stonecoldku4161]

Philosophy: Able to have very deep thoughts about being unemployed. Communications: Being very articulate about how much it sucks to be unemployed.

[@btsmochimi7924]

lmao

[@antoniomolina3612]

😂😂😂

[@noahcody2655]

Ha jokes on you I just got a communications job!

[@stonecoldku4161]

@@noahcody2655 Oh! So you're the one.

[@noahcody2655]

@@stonecoldku4161 I’m that one outlier dot on the graph 😂

[@NaoVII]

I love how he intentionally skipped Law because he knew that a law student would write a 500-words essay explaining why he's wrong with no room for counter-argument

[@thomasblackwell9507]

Or being sued for libel!

[@hispanicshovel1485]

Law isn’t an undergrad major tho

[@christina-xz2tj]

@@hispanicshovel1485 there is pre law tho

[@hispanicshovel1485]

@@christina-xz2tj Yeah but it really doesn’t count. It’s just like pre-med, it’s not a major it’s just a pathway. I could be pre-med majoring in art, and just taking classes on the side like biology, chem, etc etc. Being pre-law doesn’t make the classes any more difficult than if you just did the major of those classes

[@ffc1a28c7]

500 word essays aren't even that long lol

[@americandissident9062]

Nursing: A major that is actually part of the STEM field but patients think it’s a food service and hospitality field.

[@popobaba3687]

You forgot physics. “You spend 4 years analyzing totally unrealistic situations, like spherical cows without gravity or friction.”

[@chinares]

After that description I want to change my major to physics

[@methcat5005]

I'm interested.

[@passionisinspiration1912]

@@methcat5005 I'm a freshman studying physics major already thinking to switch to cs

[@LeeGoGators]

Spherical cows are a surprisingly good approximation for blackbody radiation tho

[@pigeon9465]

You say unrealistic like it's a challenge

[@coena9377]

I can think of several much harsher burns for math majors: “When you were in middle school you based your entire personality on how many digits of pi you had memorized.” “You’re the type of person to work words like ‘tautological’ or ‘lemma’ into casual conversation just so people will ask you what they mean.” “You have at some point spent an entire weekend trying to solve at least one of the millennium problems and actually managed to convince yourself you were getting close.”

[@certifiednerd542]

Shut up because I one point I could recite 75 digits of pi and I can still do the 100 digits of pi song. And it wasn’t the millennium problems it was basically trying to understand existence. AND I SWEAR I GOT CLOSE /nm

[@coena9377]

@@certifiednerd542 Pfffft… I was at over 270 (of course I can only remember like 50, if that) and I’ve already worked existence: the answer is 42.

[@ahlpym]

I’ve found that I end up using “trivial” in the mathematical sense. Like trivially satisfying a condition. And what’s wrong with calling something a tautology, if it’s a tautology? It’s a perfectly useful word.

[@certifiednerd542]

@@ahlpym define tautology. I love new words fellow logolept

[@otdg6787]

Tautology sounds like a fun word, what is it? I could look it up, but nah

[@sabrina-kk1mf]

Astronomy: People who study the universe because Earth isn't interesting enough.

[@pragyabhushan2338]

Earth is For Geologists

[@titus5]

True

[@simpforchoijisu.3234]

this.

[@Souler5z]

Astronomy: studying the universe because you don't have friends on Earth

[@hardwirecars]

for a second there i got that mixed up with astrology was like uhhhh

[@lunchbox8261]

Actually correction. Art majors spend 4 years learning to draw a cube in perspective 🙄😤 (not a joke, I had a whole class last semester dedicated to drawing perfect cubes free hand. I never knew how bad at art I truly was until that class. A humbling experience truly)

[@lehaepta]

I know so many people who work in 2D digital art and make good money whilst doubtfully being able to draw a perfect cube freehand. Many of them learned for a year or two 4 hours a day before getting their first job. That just shows how useless, outdated and scammy college degrees are. They just teach you useless skills and knowledge you'll never use IRL.

[@wilderking8476]

Marine Biology: A social club for people who did everything a doctor had to do, but just want to look at fish

[@user-dj4cq2ru9v]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[@rick30521]

A friend of mine wants to be a marine biologist (Idk if that's the correct translation, just guessed), and that definition is exactly what it sounds like.

[@taecookies6121]

fish girl

[@meridithdemello514]

Marine biology: people who just like to swim but need to make their parents proud

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Me, a marine biology major

[@Jennyatkin]

Law: A major for obnoxious kids to show off their vocabulary 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@andreaelizeth]

I- ...nevermind, you're absolutely right😭

[@maddiemccabe4658]

I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@user-pj4rg5ol8w]

Does it also apply to a Literature major?

[@kaceyzeiltritch7374]

Where are you studying law Serena?

[@tigergirl305]

One of my best friends was a philosophy major in college and is gonna go to law school next year, so on top of turning everything into a philosophical debate, he's gonna be making everything a legal issue with fancy vocab. He will be unstoppable

[@OneJazzyBoi]

Physics: Engineers but we get paid less and go even more unnoticed, but will still cling to the hope of becoming like one of our impossibly genius idols.

[@teuvo2294]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@Gerox566]

This hit too close...

[@Hajime319]

Ouch

[@schrodingersalphacat1862]

Engineers? Tf? That hurts dude, mind your words :(

[@jaweriaali551]

That Attack-

[@purplegirl02]

"Accounting: A major that will bore you to death, but at least it pays well" as an accountant myself, I can confirm this is true 😂 the routine of everyday tasks ends up being so boring, but you'll have a lot of job opportunities in different fields and the pay isn't bad.

[@notice5710]

Dropping out: disappointment to your family, but at least you stress about wtf to do now in exchange for not stressing out about being in debt.

[@dl3650]

Drop out '11 here lol. Best thing ever.

[@Raptorman0205]

As much as I love my alma mater, dropping out was one of the best decisions I ever made.

[@sporter527]

@@Raptorman0205 tell me more

[@haruhisuzumiya24]

You get rid of college debt by dropping out?

[@mastertroll7389]

😭😂

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

I love how you didn’t even try to roast the most Chad major of all: Air Conditioning Repair

[@CowboyLuigi]

Air Conditioning Repair: People make fun of you until their Air Conditioner goes kaput and you earn their respect immediately

[@TheHuskyK9]

Air Conditioning Repair: *Become a sentient air conditioner but disguised as a repairman*

[@avaj1585]

Nah, it’s gotta be Golf Management

[@carmen7551]

I didn't even know that this is a thing

[@discomanof1648]

@@carmen7551 have you never heard of hvac.

[@Samu-oe9pf]

Social work: You spend 4 years of school to get second hand trauma from other people

[@ssslilac]

4 years of schooling to help people with their mental health but then you have unresolved trauma 😭😭

[@brainrot5267]

Fr, I love this major and am passionate about helping others, but the closer I am to earning this degree, the more I’m starting to worry about if this will be unhealthy for me

[@WorldWalker128]

I have a grand-aunt who was a social worked for over 30 years. Ironically enough when her OWN DAUGHTER should have had her FOUR kids (over the course of two and a half decades) taken away from her from a combination of neglect, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, 'poor parenting' of the Rule 34 variety (I don't think they were directly involved but they were certainly exposed to it), unstable environment (as in she moved in with whomever would put up with her and she could 'party' with and took them with her), she turned a blind eye to it all. Now her daughter's three eldest hate her guts and have moved out of state to get away from her. Her daughter's youngest isn't even 10 yet but clearly already has 'issues'. A shame, really. She's a sweet girl.

[@WorldWalker128]

@@brainrot5267 It will be. You WILL need a therapist in less than 3 years.

[@cookiebombcasualemail5284]

can confirm

[@RegularInvader]

Don't forget there's always bad professors who make the major a lot more difficult than it needs to be.

[@solidcoffee1643]

Creative Writing: you'll spend 4 years learning how to do something you could have taught yourself

[@kassidyryzer2909]

That's many of the arts in my personal opinion

[@pheonixrises11]

@@kassidyryzer2909 agreed. although sometimes I get temped, since I’ve never had any friends that could actually critique my art, and I could reallllllly use that sometimes. but I dunno if art class would be any better. people have different tastes and I had an art teacher in high school that would give critique but forget what I was going for in the first place and it would stray from that when I kept following her advice.

[@lillipup_tamer1148]

I grew so much as a writer because workshops do provide you with a chance to interact with other passionate writers. Coupled with a normal English degree that further enhanced my knowledge of how genre, the English literary cannon, and how different writing styles interacted with the text was beneficial.

[@Bob-c5i3h]

Damnit I was planning to do that 😭

[@nate_balisong1412]

@@lillipup_tamer1148 i love workshops, theyre so insightful and you grow in all aspects of your writing

[@bluenpurple2328]

Engineering: You'll end up with a good job at the expense of your mental health, sleep, and happiness Me: Jokes on you, I already lost that during high school, at least I'll get paid doing it.

[@stuckinbeta4567]

Same, at least I don't like sleeping

[@aaronlandry3934]

Wait, you mean other Engineers also lost all that in high school too? Jesus, I thought I was just insane

[@stuckinbeta4567]

@@aaronlandry3934 nah bro, my creativity, energy, and self esteem took a nose dive, but hey, at least I'll make good money in the future

[@shockwave2477]

@@stuckinbeta4567 Which year and major are you in?

[@stuckinbeta4567]

@@shockwave2477 I'm a junior and I'm majoring in electrical engineering. Still I had to take physics, and that killed me

[@TheBigSad8247]

Kinesiology: "Idunno, man. I'm just here on a football scholarship."

[@mindlessmusings1221]

Also sports management tbh

[@adamjanks4966]

💀

[@sanmitrabhattacharyya1185]

Geography: A combo pack of geology, remote sensing, science, arts, history in one subject with no job

[@galaxydeathskrill5607]

this though, i liked geology while it lasted should I or should I not choose Accounting instead, after all - i studied it for 4 years in and I have to make money, but aren't there any _other_ options darnit

[@usmanqureshi8941]

Information Technology: A major for those that wanted to take Computer Science but suck at math

[@jimmydabutt]

hit too close to home

[@dus_tiny]

FACTS

[@damien678]

as someone considering IT and who probably has dyscalculia: OUCH

[@urania3652]

Haha

[@Epzilon12]

Shh :(

[@willlllllllb]

Environmental: you spend 4 years learning why the environment is broken and then don't do anything about it

[@svp5thechad408]

Popular activists in a nutshell

[@NeonManatee]

Geology: Spending 200,000 dollars to find out that a rock is a rock

[@-moonchild-6845]

ah yes this is exactly what i want-

[@dr-amethyst-77]

me, who wishes to become a geologist: hehe rock go brrr

[@therealmacaron]

0:20 I want to be a chemist and this inspires me.

[@abbers0737]

Oceanography: 4 years of learning why you shouldn’t near the ocean.

[@l.a.wright6912]

I'm surprised you missed phisics so I'll put mine here: -physics: like engineering for the indecisive.

[@l.a.wright6912]

You do get to somewhat learn how to build nukes though so at least that's a small +

[@ujjwaldhyani5063]

I was waiting for physics throughout the video😅

[@stevengu1253]

Naw. Physics: It's like engineering but people care a lot less about it.

[@ujjwaldhyani5063]

@@stevengu1253 bro pure physics and engineering have a thick difference between them.. Engineering is mostly about real life applications while pure physics is much more theoretical

[@stevengu1253]

@@ujjwaldhyani5063 Yes, and this is precisely why I stated people care a lot less about it (because people who are not physics majors don't get boggled into the theory and really do not care too much for the theory). The engineering part is really the calculating sector for problems. I am not a physics major so it is unclear to me whether if you guys do "proofs" or something similar to that nature. I only know about physics from the introductory university physics course I have taken which ended up being a lot of equations and solving for things while also requiring an understanding of physics theory.

[@johns.8220]

Literature: the major where you discuss how a poem dissects the questions of existence and the universe when the all the author was thinking about was how much he likes leaves.

[@RVOJ-rl7ll]

Cudnt agree more... Lol

[@zerohour7635]

Sometimes i really do feel my teachers are over analyzing it.

[@jihyelee1319]

very much agreed. but sometimes we learn more from the process of building something extra, upon what the author originally gave us.

[@luckey1126]

Lolol we really do be overanalyzing. I have one more year and I just feel it every single semester.

[@fatemakhanpurwala1473]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@Doug_MacArthur]

These are way too accurate, haha! I snickered at some of the descriptions, and what made it even more hilarious was the method of delivery-just the apathetic, swift and blunt recital of each description.

[@Phlebas]

Archaeology: At least four years of schooling to dig holes for a living.

[@justsomeguywithoutadoubt5083]

Back up of history with a little biology

[@BaDArxz]

I think digging holes is a win

[@justsomeguywithoutadoubt5083]

@Rusty Shackleford Yeah. I am partial minded, which means I use my left hand for a set of tasks and right hand for another. Cause I was initially left handed but changed to right handed because my mother was having trouble teaching me how to write😅😅 I read somewhere that they made the staircases so that a person coming from down couldn't use their right hand. Well if I were to do sword fighting, I will use my left hand.

[@aaronlandry3934]

One problem with Archeology that they don’t remind you of in college is that it’s already been discovered 95% of the times. So, there actually very little use for an Archeology degree outside of something like Museum Curator or History Teacher

[@Phlebas]

@@aaronlandry3934 I don't really see it that way. Archaeology isn't just about big game-changing discoveries (though those still happen every few years - the Cooper's Ferry site in 2019, the identification of Denisovans in 2008, the Triquet Island site in 2017, off the top of my head). On the academic side, it's often about testing theories about what might have happened in the past, and "digging holes" is pretty much the data collection aspect of it. Most people who end up using their archaeology degrees end up in Cultural Resource Management (which is what I do). Basically, any time there's some development being put in place that will cause ground disturbance, CRM archaeologists will poke around and see if they can find anything of archaeological interest. It's all wrapped up in heritage conservation laws. But as I said, it involves a lot of digging holes. And then writing reports about the holes you dug and submitting them to a government agency. Fun stuff.

[@fakealias]

As someone with a masters in accounting that description was 100% accurate. Even my managers don’t try to hide how boring it is.

[@mofesoyibo3006]

at least it pays well right 🤣🤣

[@Everlyn1997]

I'm in grad school for accounting to become a CPA. Do you have any tips?

[@fakealias]

@@Everlyn1997 Get your CPA done with as soon as you can, I've been a big 4 auditor for 2 years and am getting ready to take my first part soon but have less time then I used to for studying.

[@twentyonetortas5921]

ok but how hard is accounting? if it's boring but is easy and doesn't heavily involve socializing with co-workers, sure ok. but what kind of math does it involve? data management, statistics, anything similar (i hope not they're all just nightmare fuel for me)? or is it just using addition, subtraction, division, and multiplication over and over again? also do you actually have to go to grad school for that stuff or is there a way to get certified right after graduating with a bachelors?

[@fakealias]

@@twentyonetortas5921 at this point you kind of need a masters although not actually required. Accounting varies a lot based on what kind of accounting. I’m an auditor so a lot of my work involves making sure our clients are doing there accounting properly which has a lot of recalculating their work and seeing if our results match theirs. The math involved also depends. If you are in tax there’s a lot more math involved but most of the math is done in excel or done by the computer. Honestly most of accounting is keeping up with current accounting policies and writing up documents with some calculations to back up documents. The simplest way a teacher put it is that accounting is the languages business.

[@knproductions4756]

No one: Shiv: *Never hits 60 seconds in his 60 seconds vids*

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Ackyuracee

[@israelmakinde5546]

Science

[@Leo-hy8ct]

That’s cause he didn’t take the math major

[@priyanshjoshi7]

Physics: “A major that teaches you how to learn stuff.” As a physics major, I see this as an absolute win!

[@loganbrown670]

As someone who’s probably gonna major in computer science, that description doesn’t bother me at all cuz it describes me perfectly lmao

[@krithisubramanian5344]

anti social nerd gang unite

[@cor193]

yo same

[@Deaderthanadoorknob2]

Ok

[@TheStickCollector]

Also same I can make the games

[@juliasanderson807]

Sameee

[@nightblade3709]

Film major: "Let's take all the fun out of watching movies in class, then graduate hoping you networked with enough people."

[@jaybhailikar6231]

ouch. Feel good about yourself?

[@dang.DankD8m1ne]

Yikes

[@hollowbrook947]

Physics: A mathematics major applied to things you usually can't even see

[@deliavazquez9095]

LOL And half of the stuff are theories

[@hollowbrook947]

@@deliavazquez9095 to be fair, the majority of what we consider 'theories' in physics can predict what will happen with incredible precision. For example, we use the theory of relativity to adjust our GPS so it doesn't go out of sync but it is still called a 'theory' in science jargon.

[@pheonixrises11]

hated physics. in part because I don’t own a calculator and typing the crap they gave me into google was a nightmare… all those parenthesis just to get the wrong answer…

[@ss-cp2uy]

@@pheonixrises11 why didn’t you get a calculator while majoring in physics for 4 years wtf

[@theleviathan282]

@@pheonixrises11 symbolab is your friend unless your own mobile

[@RetroSkreamerz101]

Education: "People always tell you 'get an education' but they never tell you to major in it." That one's gonna pop back into my head again on my death bed I can feel it

[@ChristopherFF07]

Linguistics: a major you take to study the sounds that come out of people's mouths.

[@abigailcoulson5447]

lmao i was waiting for it and it never came

[@avumiku]

True

[@vilheimtheunsinkable9646]

Culinary Arts: A major for learning how shit working in a high end kitchen is.

[@hardwirecars]

true but my best friend did it and went on to be a very successful restaurant owner in 3 different states he just now moved back to texas and is working for a 4th as the head chef. dude is rolling in bank. then again he was trained by Emeril Lagasse.

[@larryagad2206]

@@hardwirecars wow

[@Harper678]

My brother is a chef, He got a job offer to work for a NFL player in Colorado(I think they were friends in highschool). The guy even offered to pay for stuff(like bills) while he was still at home.

[@hardwirecars]

@@larryagad2206 just found out the resturant he works for now is going to be on the next episode of that show with guy fieri or how ever you spell it ya know the flavor town guy.

[@DolusVulpes]

Yeah, basically. You also get to learn how difficult it is to even get a high end kitchen.

[@leothelion6245]

Environmentalism, a major where you learn just how fucked we really are in 4 years

[@danielperales3958]

And how nuclear energy could save us, but no one approves it.

[@elomoose1169]

Environmentalism: getting tested on depression and existential crises. Also how well we touch grass

[@aksel7177]

So true xd My major is enviromental protection/studies

[@chromberries7329]

exactly why I chose to not enter that field. I wanted to help, but I knew I'd just end up depressed.

[@cameronsitton501]

@Haku Yuki Didn't you guys say this every time that we're given a deadline, and isn't it always the case that you're either misremembering or purposefully forgetting the actual details?

[@phoenix7639]

As a computer science major for the past 2 months, you're right🤣 I went from yelling at hw on paper to yelling at hw on my pc

[@TheXenoBrosMC]

I'm concerned about the recent abundance of "Daddy" references..

[@starwarfan8342]

his new girlfriend must have a kink

[@mutedgrey]

Spank me

[@shister317]

👀

[@nickwesley3520]

Architecture: I want to design cool buildings but can’t be bothered to make sure they work

[@DNinja]

Let a structural engineer figure that out lol

[@MisterMicrophone12]

Film: Learn outdated methods and tools then submit literally anything and you get an A.

[@Ewan_Tyler]

I’m considering studying film and tv production but I’m not sure. I was doing geography which I found interesting, but I’d like to do something more fun and hands on. Anyone think it’s worth it?

[@alayafoote]

@@Ewan_Tyler if you enjoyed geography but also want to try out film, keep in mind that there are tons of specific jobs in the film industry, even some related to geography ( like a location scout) so a film class may give you a boost in your job perspective. On the other hand, any specific major ( film,law,med,etc.) requires you to be very passionate in the particular subject so if you don’t feel like studying movies to the tiniest detail, I’d suggest that you think more on that one. :)

[@Randomguy2012vids]

Accurate, except I only got B’s and C’s

[@MisterMicrophone12]

@@Ewan_Tyler Film school is mainly good for dedicated writers, camerea, effects and lighting people, most other jobs in the film industry can be taught better in traditional trades or schooling life Grip work or legal. But you have to make sure this is somthing you want, not for glamor or money because most people looking for that dont succeed in this industry. if you love storytellingt and making art for sure go for it. But if you go for a very specific goal unoftunaley it most likley pan out he way youd wish. You can incorperate both film and geography, you can even do film as a hobby. Do your best with what you can do, if u have a dream go for it but you gotta think how to do it realistically.

[@MisterMicrophone12]

@@Randomguy2012vids yeah i noticed some schools are harsher on grading, for me as long as you follow the rubric youll get a good grade, you cannot get a bad grade for a creative vision. But Good luck on your endeavors! Remmeber grades and scores dont matter in the industry, your work ethic, your skill and your networking is most important.

[@VIZ-23]

As an aspiring psychologist, I take pride in that roast

[@lilynewton3553]

Geology: you've developed an alcohol and caffeine dependency by sophomore year and lost all sense of short-term time; high-risk coloring has now become your passion.

[@dragonfruithair553]

Fck 😭

[@idiotsplayinggames4752]

Mr. Murphy is that you?!

[@chaseevans9606]

I’ve never felt more called out but at this point I completely accept this lmao

[@pheonixrises11]

@@idiotsplayinggames4752 yoooooo I had a Mr Murphy too!

[@Angel-sf4ct]

Are you okay dude? You need to talk?

[@couthkarma3536]

Nurse: spending 4 years to learn how to give medicine to people who don’t appreciate you

[@rick30521]

Part of that sure as hell needs to be "and how to ignore them while you do what's good for them".

[@hayleybartek8643]

“Glorified wiper of butts that aren’t even related to you.” That’s a spicy one I heard.

[@raymondcarmine321]

@@hayleybartek8643 that's a cna...not a nurse

[@haruhisuzumiya24]

Yes but if the cna isnt there...Who do you thinks doing it?

[@jmal]

Nursing: your Filipino mother's lifelong dream and you get to live it whether you like it or not.

[@Vin-sv9fm]

Administration : When you're not smart enough for STEM or economics but don't want to disappoint your parents

[@demilung]

Administration: learning to organise people who earn more than you

[@midleno8364]

Terrible

[@A.C._]

I'll be the first to say I'm not smart but I'm enjoying my STEM major, at least after 3 cups of coffee lol

[@hardwirecars]

wait im a systems admin thats stem and admin.

[@Suilimea]

Lmao that was a good one.

[@nemumami]

Premed one is if you’re in America, being in premed in Asia is a sort of status symbol especially if you get in a really popular university.

[@thisfool8954]

Philosophy: People will ask you for the rest of your life "what's that?" and "what jobs does that lead to?" You will always struggle to give an answer.

[@estirge1713]

Couldn't say it better

[@heath6802]

The only thing I know you can do with it is study law? Philosophy majors tend to have good results for the LSAT, but that’s about it

[@carlitagt]

That also happens with Occupational Therapy 😅😅😅

[@heath6802]

@@carlitagt Occupational Therapy is extremely important, people don’t realize until they need it themselves

[@freshswagga100]

Leads to working at a department store

[@HannahTuttle]

As a physics student I am offended that nothing was listed, so I’m making my own Physics: a major where you question your entire existence and learn how to calculate the exact speed at which your head is spinning during lectures

[@enevy3165]

As I used to say with my friend back in AP physics... Calculate the velocity of your grades and sanity catapulting off a cliff.

[@HannahTuttle]

@@enevy3165 oh for sure, everyone figures that out. Or the rate of change at which your GPA decreases

[@benediktheim2614]

I guess we physics majors are too antisocial to be known enough to get roasted

[@puddinportals]

i was waiting for physics too :(

[@wilcoxandrew88]

Physics: good at math and enjoy The Big Bang Theory.

[@sanuhh.]

*feels attacked*

[@sandeeptiwari5189]

Yes it is unforgivable to not mention it

[@ceciliaw1065]

Physics: the brainiest of the nerdy kids

[@EliteGamerRanger]

Environmental Science: the study of a world that will not exist when you finish your education 💀💀💀

[@shannon348]

Language Majors: we spend years learning a different language but barely know how to speak our native language that is difficult enough in itself

[@dylan3488]

Political Science: “A degree you get so you can finally argue with your uncle at Thanksgiving”

[@DontCallMeEdith]

as a student of political science, this this is it

[@battlebuddy4517]

@@DontCallMeEdith let's me guess you make poor takes on Twitter now?

[@DontCallMeEdith]

@@battlebuddy4517 define poor takes

[@-..._-.]

@@DontCallMeEdith > define poor takes Yep, you definitely do.

[@mimeng843]

@@-..._-. Ok

[@brucejohnson6393]

Me a double major in physics engineering and biochemistry: “Maybe I am insane?”

[@worldwiderecords9220]

How is this even possible? Like engineering has such a rigorous course load, how can you do both.

[@mindbrain935]

Maybe they just need an IQ over 160 🤔 ...for each subject

[@brucejohnson6393]

@@worldwiderecords9220 my adoptive parents are rich. That’s the truth and a lot of people don’t like it

[@brucejohnson6393]

@@lavalu1137 this request is acceptable. We will loose our minds in the college carousel of confusion

[@deacon6221]

As a future Chemistry and Physics double major how is this going bruh 😂