Roasting Steve's Hair & Scorpion Checkers| Scissor Bros w/ Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 54

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Our apologies for the late upload! Also if you didn't get the memo we made the Shock Collar Spelling Bee free for everyone from the Zackass episode here: @ (We never want to force any of you to sign up for our Patreon ❤️) Please make sure to like and keep commenting and subscribing for the algae rhythms! We just had an awesome Live show in San Jose and continue to be blown away by your support. Let's have another great week together! ✂️ ✂️

[@tonywhitcomb244]

🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒✂️🦒

[@mosval8985]

No apology needed brother.

[@tonywhitcomb244]

Thank you Scissor Bros!! This podcast and Jeremiah's appearance on Ryan Sickler's show from a few years ago has helped me more than words can describe. Thank you for all the love and positivity you spread every week!

[@rickeykoga2312]

No apologies needed ✌️ we're just glad you came

[@lezmuz4105]

✂️✂️✂️ shooting range video will be epic! What about one of those axe throwing places?

[@lCurbstomp]

Steve's hair is a bright light in an otherwise bleak world. Cut in a dark room.

[@magdalenaeddings1012]

J's comment about how he can't imagine how he'd chop a body if he chops his hair like that made me cry laughing. Lmfao

[@jeremiahwatkins]

I didn't mean for this episode to turn into the Roast of Steebee's hair, but it happened 😂 Love you all, have an awesome day ✂ Got some exciting Scissor Bros news we're gonna announce soon, stay tuned!

[@aylinh143]

Hella funny tho! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jrockudont]

My face hurts 😫

[@danbrown5850]

Got that Helen Keller snip-snip

[@danbrown5850]

Is it ironic that he is 1/2 of the Scissor Bros, but turrible with Scissors?

[@dr.seuss-e-o]

Looks like Gerald bit chunks off his hair

[@taylorb7393]

I can only imagine the fear on the uber drivers face as steebee entered the car with that haircut and a machete 💀💀

[@derekschulz7813]

I like Steve's hair. It's got a 90s anesthetic

[@smutleybutcher]

I didn’t “sleep” on the wit of that comment. It didn’t put me under.

[@NickPR87]

LMAO Jeremiah's zingers about Steve's hair where on point all throughout! 🤣

[@Gravecrazed]

Steve cuts his hair with his machete . Full power swings lol 😂

[@rollin.quietly]

Jeremiah’s “…yeah…” after Steve just HAD to sing The Price is Right theme song is why I’m subscribed.

[@lCurbstomp]

Steve eating that payday looked like a child trying to figure drinking out a big kid cup

[@andybrown6150]

I was doing scissor jacks at work and my boss walked in and said “you do you”

[@botre6505]

Steve puts his head in a blender turns it on for 2 sec and says "all done!"

[@Japanda92]

Spilled coffee all over my clothes on this one xD

[@hana1130]

Steve, I like your DIY haircut! I think the choppiness looks cool and carefree which is totally punk rock 👍

[@rickeykoga2312]

Starting the episode off with a reminder to stay positive - we all needed to hear that 🌅 ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Just woke up, because I could telepathically sense my Scissor Bros dropping a new podcast-gem!!! 😍😍😍🔥💖

[@capealio]

Or maybe you just knew today's friday

[@TrailerTalesPod]

we feel your presence ✂️

[@Sickwithit355]

Not like they drop every Friday or anything.

[@evandercaldwell9993]

@@Sickwithit355 No because I woke up 5 minutes after it got uploaded on YT and I immediately saw it!! 😇

[@swyjow]

That was morning wood

[@Luffnin]

I Lost my child playing hide and seek it's been 3 hours but I can't keep looking for them because I have to watch this

[@TrailerTalesPod]

ok we understand ✂️ ✂️

[@rickeykoga2312]

My Friday just got soooooo much better ✂️🤩✂️ It's spring break, I'm taking a dump, bout to head to the beach with my babies, and it's a beautiful (albiet hot af) day in SoCal - life snips with the Scissor Bros 🤙

[@marcusmartin1678]

how'd that dump turn out?

[@SociallyIneptInvertebrate]

Scissor Bros starting with the hairdresser talk, finally we diving deep into the scissors. \

[@forpolemylarge8684]

Steevee should have a shame bell...whenever he feels shame he rings it

[@evanwilliams701]

like ester 😂😂

[@cabalerios]

dare I say Gong of shame

[@okyes9507]

Lmao, that would actually be hilarious

[@smutleybutcher]

But…. It would be stealing from the formerly great podcast Believe You Me with Michael Bisping. It was great when Luis J Gomez was the co-host. Anyway, they’ve the shame bell for many years.

[@jdmcnugentjosh7]

Gotta love Steebee asking Jeremiah if he remembers the Price is Right theme song and immediately starts singing the Family Feud theme song lol. ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@mapwezt]

I was gonna say, wait, that’s not the price is right song.

[@Bubblestheghost]

Jeremiah is so wholesome with his chocolate milk at Skyline Chili.

[@swyjow]

I thought he said chalky milk

[@KS123_Beats]

I would say Jerimiah is pure.

[@NashvilleMack]

Steve’s haircut looks like he tried to get the “cool science fiction alternative look” but wound up somewhere between Slingblade and a Pixar character from 1996. Much ❤️

[@capealio]

Toy Story

[@capealio]

He looks like one of the evil neighbor boy Sids' toys

[@dvsn23]

Steve's hair reminds me of the first time I tried to trim my downstairs in high school 😂

[@swyjow]

Same, i would cut my hair in the basement My pubes

[@14AustinS]

I swear it’s the little things that make me crack up like The jazz hands after they said check us out on Patreon 🤣

[@asapbruhhhhh]

Steve’s video on Whiskey Ginger has almost 400K views. People LOVE Steebee!!! ♥️ even with that haircut 💇🏻‍♂️

[@kabuto123101]

Just got news of a tragic loss in our family, this is exactly the positivity I needed today. Thank you brothers ❤️✂️

[@MrRyan123]

Sorry for your loss man

[@YourMom3K]

I’m so sorry!

[@birdo88]

So sorry for your loss..hang in there💕✂️

[@asapbruhhhhh]

Jeremiah cheated again. Steve didn’t get to do his turn after Watkins got his first king piece.

[@jarettcatalano842]

Yup. Came to say this.

[@macdoodlechamp]

What an underrated padcast u guys. I always love starting the week with bad friends and finishing off with scissor bros.

[@smutleybutcher]

I do the opposite. I listen to all the Gas Digital podcasts I like (Real Ass Podcast, Legion of Skanks, Zac Amico’s Midnight Spookshow) and then cleanse the palate for the weekend with some Scissor Bros off-kilter comedy. I can only handle about 1 Bad Friends episode out of every 5 cause I just can’t deal with the bratty girl they always have on. And Jules too.

[@macdoodlechamp]

@@smutleybutcher lmao forsures to each there own.

[@homersimpson5964]

Jeremiah's sax licks were incredible melodies

[@MarleyGregory]

J: “You’re spinning?” S: “yeah.” J: “Let me get you a Red Bull” 😂😂

[@nonoahhh]

Coming back to work this week I had to take 10 and clear the air with scissors Really does work ! Have a rad week JerMi and Steebs man

[@TrailerTalesPod]

you too!!

[@jimmyr.7015]

Definitely take Steve to a range. And make a challenge out of it. 💥💥💥🔫 Probably get a better hair cut with the machete then the lawnmower 4.0. 😆😆

[@wastingtimewithjesse]

If you connect the machetes together you got a giant pair of scissors ✂️ scissor bros for life!

[@Z-pizzle23]

Hahaha Steve "ohh your setting me up for shame" 😂😂

[@fisty539]

Thank you guys, my bro had a grand-mal seizure recently (still waiting on the brains scan results). But 'POSITIVE ENERGY' made me remember Brody. Love yall scissor siblings ❤️✂️❤️✂️❤️✂️

[@joelknapp9112]

The comments about Steebee’s hair were amazing. This podcast is my favourite now that KATS took a dump on itself!

[@Medieval_Dead]

I don’t watch anything involving that guy with the spotty brain and a swollen tongue. What happened with the show?

[@gandalf4212]

Steebees great but I didn’t watch kats even when he was on it. anything with shwab sucks

[@jecmeister]

Schaub Sucks 😔

[@joelknapp9112]

@@Medieval_Dead Patreon

[@cheesentrees2555]

I never watched KATS but I haven’t heard great things outside of Steebee being on it. ✂️✂️

[@RealHankSteel]

Just wondering when the Scissor Bros are going to get the much deserved Grammy…

[@swyjow]

Yes bang mrs claus

[@smutleybutcher]

“Why won’t Jeremiah talk about his porn?” is the greatest song of this decade and it’s not even up for debate. It’s the most hilarious yet poignant thing I’ve ever heard.

[@LGRW313]

Yes a shooting range challenge would be incredible!!

[@sepulfan02]

Steve reasoning that his haircut was bad because it happened at 3-4 in the morning makes no sense because he's nocturnal 🤣

[@kahnerymai27]

I love Steve so much, Jeremiah says he went to Skyline Chili and Steve’s question is “and do they specialize in chili there?” haha. Love it.

[@lCurbstomp]

I haven't played in so long. Establishing an excuse early. Standard Steve. How does he not have more confidence with that hair cut?

[@smutleybutcher]

I think he’s lost a bit of confidence generally now that he’s not on King and The Sting anymore. Man, they are a bit ruthless with personnel change on that show.

[@MrChasecoats]

Jeremiah really a good friend to call out a bad hair cut, it's hard asf to call a friend out for that, that's love bruh

[@duncanstoebner4504]

I am going through a difficult part of my life. I have big decisions that need to be made & I am so bad at making decisions. I have been just stress & anxiously thinking about these decisions for weeks and can hardly escape it’s clutches. Listening to the scissor bros helps me clear my head & relax without having so much thoughts bouncing around my head all day.

[@hypnosis4207]

Please do a shooting range challenge... I would love to see Steve's face the first time he pulls the trigger 😂😆😂😆😂😂

[@phillipshoemakr]

I think it is admirable that Steven cuts his own hair.

[@vids595]

I mean, I guess it could be IF he did a good job.

[@phillipshoemakr]

@@vids595 well I don’t think it is that bad, but maybe I have a bad haircut lol

[@CindyLouWhooters]

Stevies a babe. He could still get it. Even with the lawn mower cut

[@smutleybutcher]

I hope for his self-esteem’s sake that you are a real Brittany and not a Brett-Arnie lol.

[@mgalvez9452]

I second this. I do worry about the missing teeth tho... 🥲

[@ChrisDavis333]

Steve watched the new season of Peaky Blinders and took a disposable razor to his head so he could look like Thomas Shelby.

[@OPAIK]

When a couple is fighting and goes out to dinner with you, there’s a weird vibe the whole time. That how this pod feels

[@LGRW313]

Love you Scissors Bros. Thanks for making Fridays an even better day of the week!

[@KevinCombs1980]

"it looks so much better than last week" killed me.. great ep!

[@Emerald_Manos]

OOOO that Mega Man / RockMan cut away is 🔥 🔥

[@kckulow]

Steve is so dramatic! Lmao!!

[@StayGoldGun]

Hell yeah! Scissor bros at the shooting range!

[@Nics-D-Ace]

Steeb. " I'm dehydrated I'm spinning" Jeremiah "I'll get you a REDBULL "

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Steebee the hair’s fine. A little scalped and you’re looking a little rooster boy. But I still love you bud. POSITIVITYYYY!!!!

[@hypnosis4207]

Steve is spinning because he's hyperventilating... No shit he's going to not feel good lol. That's what happens when you hyperventilate lol

[@bryanm6245]

The title "Roasting Steebee's Haircut" made me think you guys were burning his hair...then I thought, oh thats why his hair looks like he was in a fire.

[@lionsmanexx]

😂😂

[@Gravecrazed]

Steve is really good at finding ways to bitch out

[@nathanjennings8362]

This may have started as the roast of Stebee's hair, but it ended as the melting of Stebee's motor skills 😭

[@Loveinthemist11]

Couldn’t see your show, but that footage of you at the Clifton Skyline warmed my heart! I personally get 2 chilitos with spaghetti, extra hot sauce and crackers. Lol STAY POSITIVE

[@ryanfarrington7813]

You guys being truly yourselves and just being friends and being pure and real. This is why this is the best podcast on the planet. This is why Stevee Weebee and Jeremiah are the fucking pros. You don’t have to even try:::just seeing the friendship and the jokes and the love…it makes us fans feel like we are right there with you

[@taylorcarlson3699]

The beat to the intro song sounds just like a James Blake song!! Beautiful music!! love ya scissor bros.

[@mikeg445]

that son was sooo magical it had me crying in joy and laughter ahhahaahahaha

[@Jeremyyyyyyyyy]

Steve humming the family feud jingle for price is right made me chuckle.

[@matthewrodgers8034]

I love that in the same episode Steve goes from casually eating a PayDay with zero issue to claiming that he has a peanut allergy because it is part of the challenge. Hahaha

[@lCurbstomp]

Still like in the first minute because I know it's gonna be great. Every Friday. Still loving it more every time.

[@TrailerTalesPod]

thank you!

[@Teeklin]

Steebee's head looks like he dipped it in glue and then started peeling the glue off and whatever hair he happened to pull out he just went with it.

[@Clambeer]

I guess i’m the only one that thought his hair looked pretty good haha

[@Middle.Earth.Crisis]

Please bless these two scissor babes on this blessed Friday. In Gerald's name we pray, amen.

[@Vandanescobar]

Amen

[@YourMom3K]

Blessed be, brother in scissors ✂️♥️

[@ExpectNoMercy360]

Reading the haircut comments had me crying of laughter haha

[@YourMom3K]

3minutes in, and already my case of the morning crankies has melted away ♥️✂️♥️✂️

[@souldierkid]

1:04:09 I LOST IT when steebee turned into al pacino or sum when he said he was having an allergic reaction😂😂😂

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

Hahaha. I honestly thought Steve’s hair was a choice. It’ll be interesting to see the cleanup. Happy Friday and hugs to all my Scissor Sibs out there!✂️❤️✂️❤️

[@kam7046]

A good joke for Steve’s hair would be welp looks like Steve is back on the drugs 😂

[@QuestioningLogic]

As someone who basically shaves their head every spring and let’s it grow out the rest of the year. I get pretty damn shaggy by January and I’m telling you Steve, Jeremiah is saving your relationship lol

[@shawnaimus]

Jeremiah didn't even chew the food, tounged it back and swallowed.

[@smutleybutcher]

He has the right tactics for a war of attrition

[@TheCHR1S22]

Omg lol I was only listening to this episode and hearing about Steve’s haircut, I didn’t think it was that bad until I watched 😂 PLEASE SAVE HIM

[@smutleybutcher]

Jeremiah’s zinger about Steve’s hairdo when related to their machete-use had me clutching my ribs.

[@nicholascarson2554]

This episode was brimming with positivity it was quite possibly the most positive podcast episode ever I'm positively positive of it.

[@Doomsense]

I've been bingeing old MadTv episodes and it surprised me to see so much Steebee and his parents!

[@ramonnunez9484]

I’ve watched this 4 times already love love the realness!!!

[@coltenjohnson7442]

Shout-out from Texas! Steve I rewatch all vids with you regularly, such a funny guy

[@capealio]

The 8-bit animations are great! Really enjoy them always

[@MrSNARFSNARF]

Thank you for the hair question! Lol I was wondering why his head looked so bad last episode. we love you tho Steebee

[@cuttboy1985]

Clowning on Steve's hair is so funny, we was all thinking the same, Shout out to the manscape 4.0 LOL

[@videoj4281]

Ahh yes the classic Lee move. Pretending you’re more sick than you really are.

[@peterbanachowski]

Steebee: "I don't even have a car" 😂😂😂😂

[@jakesmall3454]

Dude, Steve looked like an asian Clint Eastwood at the end of the checker game lmfao

[@degrawdanny]

Steebee literally using a lawnmower to get a haircut 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ojdaweedmane]

Only time I come this fast is with my old lady. Lol ready to kick off the weekend right with my bros! ❤️✂️❤️✂️❤️✂️❤️✂️❤️✂️

[@DestinationDank24]

I love how Steve’s camera while he’s delirious has the word Casio perfectly in the corner. Allergic reaction cam sponsored by Casio.

[@jagdeepsandhu8130]

"...haircut is not in there", LOL

[@AR13_]

Looks like Steves barber is Helen Keller Steve’s hairline throwing up gang signs

[@TJHimes]

The only thing worth waking up for on a Friday

[@sammy2955]

Was happy to have you in Cincy Jeremiah!!! Thank you! Would love to have Steebie here at some point! Glad you liked the chili! And holy crap I live 5 minutes from that jungle jims

[@ashketchup434]

Steebee I can relate this week to cutting my own hair and it not coming out right don’t sweat it 😂 ✂️

[@swgz600]

My new favorite podcast. Keep going you jokers

[@capealio]

42:49 Jeremiah is surprised that two machetes make a sound when they come in contact with one another! 😂

[@benbrown5495]

Jeramiah. If you don’t cut your hair like steebee’s for the next episode you’re no true scissor bro. Solidarity and positivity brother.

[@levismith8423]

Yes, Steve's first time shooting a gun and a gun range challenge combo would be amazing. It would also be completely safe and I believe KZbin friendly since you're around professionals.

[@capealio]

15:51 "it all grows back" should be on a shirt