Steebee's Birthday Onion Tears | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 23

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Show Steebee some love in the comments for his birthday!! Jeremiah is doing standup all weekend in Seattle at Laughs, go see him LIVE! We made it to 50k Subscribers because of our amazing Scissor Siblings! We love you and are super grateful for this milestone! We will do a special celebration episode next week! Thank you for your unwavering support. We love you and are excited to continue to be weird and grow with you :) Your Scissor Bros, Steebee and Jeremiah

[@tstans102]

50k!✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@rickeykoga2312]

Omg DYING while doing the ✂️Scissor Claps👏 with you, thank you for helping us cleanse the palette and for the good vibes 🤙

[@TrailerTalesPod]

@@rickeykoga2312 Good vibes only baby!

[@snowee_lit8884]

Happy birthday Steebee! To many more brother

[@andrestein6022]

Happy birthday Steve

[@jeremiahwatkins]

Happy Birthday to my Scissor Bro Steebee! We made it to 50K Subscribers and we are so stoked to show you what we have planned coming up!! I'll be in Seattle this weekend doing standup at Laughs if anyone knows of pool halls or a bar with a pool table in the area, I'm down to play with my Scissor Siblings!!

[@grantpowell4135]

J. Wat your both your podcasts are incredible and funny as Frick! Never stop from one scissor bros. to another oh and also keep em high and tight!

[@zonedoutluke]

Officially a legit Podcast..✌✂️🤑✂️✌

[@davidchavarria1929]

Lol tell Steve he wasn’t supposed squeeze the juice in his frickin eye he used the wrong onion 🧅 supposed to be a red onion and if you squeeze anything in your eye 👁 of course it turned red! False W! Sorry SteeBee but that’s a False W! Brother. Jeremiah is owed REDEMPTION!

[@grantpowell4135]

@@davidchavarria1929 I was thinking the same thing

[@tonywhitcomb244]

Scissor Sibling for life!

[@royyamashitaii6674]

Steebee is so happy with the shirt, thats some real shit, gifts dont need to be expensive, they just have to mean something

[@mayahyewonlee7048]

Amen brother

[@Toquer88]

Absolutely! From the heart rules.

[@motionblurofhappy7804]

When I didn’t have a job I made my girlfriend pop up cards and she cried every time. From the heart is all that matters. Though it helps to do from the heart with the help of money lmao. It doesn’t matter though.

[@Oze9mm]

An “in-n-out” shirt is low key expensive though… just saying. Lol

[@JDSharar13]

I’m starting to think Jeremiah is forgetting the music on purpose

[@14AustinS]

Glad steebee got his ups, Jeremiah obviously deserves more recognition Nobody makes me laugh as much as these two, Thank you again boys happy birthday Steve 🎈✂️🎈

[@Cyxz666]

I love how steebee leads his explaination of his podcast as "we do poo challenges"

[@fern6306]

i love that in any situation that brings Steve any distress and he gets asked ANY question, his answer 95% of the time is “dude, don’t worry about it!” OR “this doesn’t concern you, man!”

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Lmao I loved that story !!! I could sadly relate almost step for step of that story lmfao

[@dicktipton5912]

Think about it

[@reallybro3805]

Guys please don't ever change yall are the realest podcast especially when jeremiah does characters.

[@FatalizedGuitar]

“I’m going to see Candyman tomorrow Dylan got me a ticket”…that’s pain right there, nothing but pain 😂😂😂

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Steebee telling those rand women about the poo challenge was freaking hilarious, don't lead with the poo lol.

[@MK_Ultra_Victim]

@13:45 scissor sister drops her phone when hearing "poo"

[@chronosomthebeatjunkie]

Yeah that's couch talk for after they get back to his place

[@swyjow]

@@chronosomthebeatjunkie gonna smell like poo after he’s done with them

[@tattootommy]

Jeremiah asking the girls if they done scissors ✂️ before was even more funny

[@rickeykoga2312]

Gotta start with something inviting and disarming like the Super Nintendo or Marshmallow Challenge

[@aidanmurray2397]

Jeremiah's face during the Candyman debacle was similar to when his dad didn't go to the comedy store with him.

[@jampar8]

That was a fvcked up move by Steve

[@lionsmanexx]

Breakin jers heart 💔

[@aidanmurray2397]

@@lionsmanexx when Watkins gets his heart broken my knee jerk reaction is to defend him at all costs.

[@TheOTA101]

That opening song had a killer beat

[@_D3VOE_]

Sound like Travis Scott 😂

[@SystemofaDowns]

Happy Birthday is a dope song 🤘😐🤘

[@kevinguerrero4307]

Jeremiah doing the robot on the security camera is an example of why I’m proud to be a scissor sibling (xibling for short)

[@Illmatic973]

Scibling?

[@puddintaine4556]

Scxibling?

[@DevilsAvocado69]

Cibils.... 😂😂 If you get this it's great.

[@Fiestadestructa]

Rare combination of being incredibly wholesome and going insanely hard

[@robertfrost8264]

Seeing these two have this much fun out in public, sober, brings me pure joy. I don't have half this much confidence NOR fun when I'm out after a few drinks.

[@killerbee1579]

Steve’s loyalty to In N Out is remarkable

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

It's that good

[@dy7023]

They should sponsor the scissor brother show. I went out for a burger after that show.

[@flyinglow7218]

U must forgot how he gave up his title last episode cuz some milk lol

[@gehrkedesign]

I hate In N Out only because of the audacity of naming itself "In N Out" and having 45 minute drive thrus. But I love them for bringing joy to my man Steve.

[@newonevery740]

They can be pro asian hate and he would still go there

[@TheCarsonJohnnyShow]

My favorite part of the show is how you incorporate the live footage from dinner/lunch/shopping. ALL OF IT. It's unique and fucking gold mixing the pod and vlogs in that way

[@sayjaibao01188]

Amen

[@itait6215]

cant lie here, steebees beat went hard, and Js vocals!

[@modularoutput]

I hope someone puts a beat over it.

[@ernsone4898]

Beat was heat

[@Wellspring213]

You guys should do a construction challenge.. buy a few 2x4’s and borrow someone’s skill saw and a drill and see who can make the best chair for the set from scratch. You can do it in the backyard!

[@swyjow]

“Dale, No power tools!”

[@Wellspring213]

@@swyjow 😂

[@mbryant4525]

There is NO betrayal like a movie betrayal

[@ArcKless710]

Was having a shitty week, this is the best way to turn it around snip snip sax sax ✂️✂️🎷🎷

[@athf1589]

The pure joy from Steve's face when he saw the shirt is wholesome. What a great friend jeremiah is

[@MrJayurbs]

Steve sure is lucky to have a friend like Jeremiah. Love you boys!

[@BattleBro77]

This is my favourite cult hands down, it’s way better than the satanic one I was a part of

[@Americansikkunt]

Same.

[@trashgod666]

Amen brother lol

[@jackf6996]

You talking about D’Elias?

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

HAIL SATAN!

[@hardhouse333]

@@jackf6996 suckin and fuckin is satanic?

[@Madabird]

The sheath snake looks like the old man guarding the Holy Grail

[@aardeng]

I thought chamber of secrets when I saw him slithering

[@14AustinS]

As soon as the ad started I was laughing I felt so uncomfortable with the sheath snakes all over steebees neck 😂🤣

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

Jeremiah had no issues getting the tears out on The HoneyDew Y’all, it was an awesome episode.

[@Voo504Doo]

Lol

[@fourscoreand9884]

One of the best episodes, yet (and that is saying something). So funny. 😂

[@davidpeltier7322]

Happy birthday Steve, Jeremiah you’re a very thoughtful dude.

[@jonald3]

The joy on Steve's face when the cup was finally licked was priceless. 10/10

[@robertfrost8264]

1:12:25 solid gold there

[@andye5724]

B-day song for Steebee was banging.. lol Every Friday I'm high while watching every time :D

[@CA-fh5zt]

I’m smoking as I write this comment

[@ZagrosKurdistan]

My fellow stoner scissor bros😂💨✂️

[@glentfur]

Clapping scissors are strictly for the highly coordinated my scissor fam.

[@AndrewMarinoOfficial]

I’m glad you said this. I thought I was just super uncoordinated

[@shanerollins2518]

I gave it a try. Poked my eye....this isn't a game 😕

[@sayjaibao01188]

U 100% correct scissor sister!

[@1MysticUnicorn]

Steebee’s genuine excitement over the In-N-Out t-shirt melts my heart. What a friendship! ❤️

[@sayjaibao01188]

Lol most definitely. It's funny bcos he went from being really irritated, not knowing what Jeremiah was up to being completely delighted. Haha

[@BattleBro77]

Papa algorithm please bless the Scissor Bros, and also please don’t forget Steebee’s brother too I guess amen

[@likwidmagik]

Steve, like his sibling, are an acquired taste. A couple years ago, I couldn't stand either of them. Yet now, I can't get enough of them.

[@SugoiSummit]

i love their friendship sm it makes me so happy that steevee has someone so positive in his life

[@trashgod666]

Its my birthday today! Thanks for this gift scissor bros! Hope y'all are having a great day! Been fighting depression for a while now and this show is makin me laugh all the effing time. Thanks man :)

[@TrailerTalesPod]

Happy birthday Scissor Sibling!!!

[@trashgod666]

@@TrailerTalesPod OMG THANKYOU GUYS ✂️✂️✂️

[@mimistockwell7095]

23+ weeks of positivity.. Thank you guys for helping so many of us through some hard times

[@pwfortner]

The laundromat story was hilarious. Though tragic and scary, Steve…also hilarious! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@sayjaibao01188]

😄

[@knikriverwitch7257]

I was literally crying laughing the entire time….he needs to do this on stage!!!!!

[@MarkMark0000]

Holy shit the look of pure joy on Stevee's face as he does scissors while Jeremiah is gagging on his tears 🤣🤣🤣 1:12:27 Edit: i just realised the irony of the laughing crying emojis 😭👅✂️

[@sayjaibao01188]

Lol

[@focusinc]

I felt that in my heart when there was the Candyman betrayal.

[@b_hazard]

I think Jeremiah is accidentally cutting his onion in a way that doesn't burst as many cells with the stuff that makes you cry. Gotta dice for the most tears.

[@AndrewMarinoOfficial]

He needs to cut through the brownish root on the end so the whole onion will begin to bleed. If you leave the root intact you can dice an entire onion with no tears

[@cstober2]

He wears contacts. When I wear contacts I'm not affected by cutting onions at all. When I wear glasses it's a nightmare lol.

[@kylejones2479]

Steves interaction with the girls bringing up poo clarity’s everything for me now 😂😂

[@Cyxz666]

his instincts are on point

[@leefbeatz2104]

When Jeremiah said “crossing ships in the night” after talking with those people where the one person said it was their birthday made me laugh 😆, (right outside the restaurant) haha

[@tonypino5415]

This ep is even more positive than usual! Love it guys snippity snip!

[@andrewtodd5203]

The more footage the better that’s a fact. The challenge is funny still the dancing is so funny and fun in public, but I think the footage of you guys out in public talking to people or pranks or dancing or being weird is the best! Keep mixing up the content we love It

[@bohdiireapz108]

GRIFFIIIIIITH!!!

[@andrewtodd5203]

@@bohdiireapz108 lol he betrayed me

[@sayjaibao01188]

Oh yeah them interacting with randos in public makes the show even more dynamic.

[@hightunnel2723]

Hey I wanted to mention I REALLY enjoyed the Jeremiah spam bot segment. Idk something about the chill lofi and seeing you and Steve hanging out relaxes me. Thanks for this lazy friday.

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

Drop your snap😉

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

@Jekyll Hyde _you_ _must_ _be_ _a_ _virgin_ and _super_ _insecure_ 😂

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

@Jekyll Hyde only reason she won't give it, is because there's weirdos like yourself who creep thru comments and most likely, you'll message her on snap. But Hey!, I ain't got ShT to lose🤣

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

@Jekyll Hyde you proved NOTHING🤣

[@Jpetersson]

Just let Steve do a laundry load at Jeremiah´s house when you´re recording the podcast!

[@sillygoose6455]

I thought he was gonna offer that too lol

[@RxYouth]

I love how easily entertained Jeremiah is at 7-11

[@elijaheastlund1172]

Please make a compilation of Steve’s challenging victory celebrations.

[@robertfrost8264]

They're truly the highlight of the entire segment sometimes hahah

[@BryceLK]

I DID IT! I'M A CHAMPION!

[@hiupjosh]

I haven’t had a break from work for two weeks straight and this is the perfect ending to a stressful few days😇

[@me6740]

Love the added footage. It’s like a mini vlog in between

[@mxlv92]

I think They knew Steebs had the duller knife but it’s nice to see him win on his bday lol🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 he definitely would have cried

[@jvalentine8434]

Coming home from a Greta Van fleet show.. 1am and I can’t help but turn this podcast on to help my mushroom trip calm down.. I appreciate all the good vibes and fun songs to dance along with

[@PJ_LTW]

I’m glad the Sheath Snake made a comeback 😄 Absolutely no other podcast respects ad reads the way you two do. I hope your sponsors realise this.

[@gregsmith6400]

Jeremiah waving at the security camera at 7/11 looks just like the guy in The Purge waving at the doorbell cam 🤣

[@MarcelPatillo]

I almost quit this show completely when Jeremiah wouldn't like the cup... Then he licked the cup. Now I'm a fan for life. ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

[@lukekendrick4271]

I get annoyed with Jeremiahs attitude towards the challenges sometimes. Doesn’t commit as much as The Weebster

[@evilash570]

I legitimately LOL every episode! Watching Jeremiah lick the cup and seeing Steebie’s joy was so frikkin hilarious! That last song was absolute madness!

[@HellcoreFire]

Pretty sure that thing Steebee whistles on is not an instrument. I remember having something similar as a kid. It's to put in a balloon.

[@QuestioningLogic]

The challenge music on this episode was TOP NOTCH! Loved it

[@Fluffynsnaks294]

Happy Birthday to the man himself, steebie Love the podcast and love you both

[@xerxes9929]

You guys should do videos like this evey week. It's like a podcast with a little cookie crumb trail of vlogness throughout. How sweet

[@blaqkush]

i never imagined how gross drinking tears would actually be

[@Shwilly805]

That was funny how stoked Jeremiah got when they sang happy birthday to Steve lol

[@willdebeasten4397]

Steve’s assistant shouldn’t feel too bad recognition will come

[@bendezso7263]

"It's tear residue, its not even a full tear!" 😂

[@Ojdaweedmane]

Yeeeeeaaaah it’s time for the ✂️bros!!!! Let’s get to it. ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

[@Ian-ci8or]

Oh my , the opening birthday song ! The genius that is Jeramiah Watkins and the unequaled charisma of Steve really makes me smile after a hard weeks work. Fantastic guys , Happy Birthday Steve

[@dhammadasa2563]

Sad day for challenges on this show, unchain weebee, and let him bring back the fun crazy challenges 🔥⚡

[@karlamarie5933]

Steebee cut directly into the middle of the onion which is the part that makes your eyes water the most and Jeremiah cut everywhere but the middle 😂

[@marijuanas]

Congrats to Steebee on winning his only physical challenge over Jeremiah, crying more than him!

[@BreakupBass]

It's funny how Steve tries to play out how he forgot and trying to convince J he'll make it up to him. But if it was the other way around Steve would probably flip out and red zone it lol.

[@andrewtomlin8783]

Jeremiah, when he takes his shirt off, looks like a flesh colored skeleton.

[@blockdparty]

Action packed episode and the greatest outro song ever.

[@csestes1595]

Please never stop these sheathe snake ads. I’ve never laughed more at ad reads in my life

[@AugustMeyer]

For real. The scissor brotendos’ ad reads are up there with Tim Dillon’s.

[@younggordan8748]

Dude that was the funniest shit. When he announced his dates I cried hhaha

[@JukeboxHero361]

I love all the extra footage, it adds a whole new element to the pod!

[@rickeykoga2312]

✂️ITS FRIDAY SCISSOR SIBLINGS✂️ LETS GET WEIRD! ✂️✂️✂️

[@s13xslider]

that random milkshake spam message was custom made for Jeremiah! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Audiofatuation]

Someone commented on KATS how little Steve listens, & this epi is proof.

[@djkwon]

See Steve on riffin with griffin for more proof

[@chancewalker7687]

As an adult I was ashamed how much I enjoyed scissor claps.

[@CamBrowne]

Vote so they see it. A punishment for Steebee should be he has to do 5 minutes of stand up.

[@brandonhoang1712]

The look of betrayal on Jeremiah's face was hilarious

[@eblair1899]

Steve went right to the poo challenge lol

[@GKTorn.]

I had to pause the episode @3:16 cause that line by Jeremiah absolutely killed me. Man, ✂️ Bros is the best

[@nudetayne1617]

Sheath snake is my favorite

[@vikingsap2066]

Just went and saw Jeremiah live at laughs was hilarious CJ

[@AGAINwithNOTHING]

How much do you think Steebee hated seeing that they ended the scissors on the odd number 19 hahaa

[@STR8graff]

Can I just express how amazing it feels to find a podcast where u love both people's personalities and style of funnyness...like I'm super picky...I'm so happy u guys made this podcast

[@woahsameteam4431]

You the man steebee, happy bday

[@Toquer88]

Jeremiah needed some Steebee morning breath to the face. Tears would roll!

[@swyjow]

Birthday Carol sounds like bachelor party stripper’s name.

[@t.j.4425]

There should have been a “you gotta do it” counter after the challenge 😂😂

[@rickeykoga2312]

Everyone, I already prewatched this week's episode and I'm happy to report that it was psychedelic

[@gno7020]

Reporting to you live

[@OPAIK]

Here’s a cookie

[@rickeykoga2312]

@@OPAIK Aw, you missed the joke 😉

[@jonathanredman2153]

I’ve watched this episode over three days and I just reached onion tears and steeebees explaination before it even starts is like a slice of cinematic history 😅😅🤣🤣

[@charliedog29]

I completely understand Steve's loyalty to In-n-Out. If I still lived in SoCal I'd eat the same way lol now I just eat cheesteaks

[@rickeykoga2312]

There are 4 In-N-Outs within 20 mins of my house and it's a damn problem

[@guymcpherson8144]

Steebee is shining after his 43rd birthday! Your year brother

[@jampar8]

Watching Candyman without your Scissor Bro is messed up..

[@danielsakizzie7273]

Scott Stapp joining us for Quangou's bday. Mad props to Scott

[@roseannaftorres4070]

Can you make a skit off Steve's experience at the laundromat with the same scary music in the background?!

[@amandamarie740]

I love how celebrators Steve is after he licked the tears 🤣 his face is so cute and then he immediately feels bad and goes into taking care of him. I love Steebee Weebee. Come to mama steebee. Lol

[@zackerymeaders372]

steebiee, there is no matador ride at disneyland, a matador is bullfighter. there is a Matterhorn, (which in fact is based on real mountain)

[@RazielRodriguezz]

Love the Happy Birthday song! Jeremiah you should record a legit version I know you were about to kill it before Steve stopped it 😂