Robbin' the Hood - Thief Simulator Gameplay

If you really want to do the Bostonian accent properly, just remember that each time you drop an "R" from the end of a word, you have to beat a minority into unconsciousness with a brick while your lookout jacks off onto a headshot of Tom Brady.
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[@stephenbogan9522]

As a Bostonian I approve of these stereotypes. They won’t matter when I put this whole town in my rear view anyway

[@stephenbogan9522]

Gee Odds wouldn’t surprise me if she was banging other people. he treats her like shit tells her he doesn’t love her twice, and left her in Cali it’d be more surprising if she did wait for him

[@stephenbogan9522]

The Jrr some dude named Gee Odds asked if I thought the gf in good will hunting cheated or was gonna b nailing a dude when he arrived at the end of the film and that’s my reply not sure why he deleted his comment but who really cares

[@Profile__1]

@@stephenbogan9522 real late, but she doesn't really seem like the type to just hook up, though. I don't remember the movie too well, though.

[@GHosTxShadoux]

I've always said Bostonite... Is that wrong?

[@FreakyFriday4Phaggs]

@@Jon-rh2qc I want the next interpretation of Wolverine to be an aggressively and excessively Boston native with a red Sox tattoo.

[@Z0mZxXxzombie]

Weird how he wasn't caught considering he started by robbing house 109 and went up by one number every time he robbed a house

[@belldrop7365]

The items respawn. The owners probably never noticed they were robbed, lol.

[@nntflow7058]

Did you know you don't have to graduate from high school to become a cop? nor the need to pass psychology test to become a cop?

[@WarNoob755]

@@nntflow7058 maybe in your area. Different areas have different rules.

[@moonbootnick222]

@@nntflow7058 Uhh all of that is completely wrong, you need both a high school degree minimum and they definitely do a physiological exam as well. also in Canada federal police need to do a full and very long polygraph test where they ask you a ton of weird and incriminating questions

[@LeoPelozo]

@@belldrop7365 The perfect crime.

[@RU4REALDAWG]

This is an instant funhaus classic, add it to the list guys

[@milkytubtub]

Kiril Van Der Plank It’s a long, long list my friend

[@RU4REALDAWG]

@@milkytubtub Indeed, what do you want to be on it ?

[@kmajorleague]

where’s this list?

[@KING_BUMMER]

LETS LEAVE THIS WHOLE DRAMA IN OUR REAR VIEW

[@PearlOfEgypt]

💀 omg lol

[@tHustr4]

_cahtun of melk_ , stick of buttah and some *s o o o o c k s*

[@PepperBotis]

Zarathustra Zarath * S O O O O X

[@SomeKindaSpy]

@@PepperBotis * SÖÖÖX

[@samiamrg7]

Sawwwwwks!

[@markafranklin22]

@@samiamrg7 sawwwwwwwwwwx

[@chillyorange6290]

"So Elyse found some new garbage on steam today... " Fluffs pillow. Tucks in blankets. Sips tea. This is going to be good.

[@mcd8379]

God I clicked on this to have on as I fell asleep and I completely forgot about the accents in it and now I’m just laughing into my pillow Jesus Christ this is so good

[@GlassPrisionerPT]

Elyse is a treasure. Bless her for making Adam play all these games.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

It did actually say you could hide in the trash.

[@dclxvi_89]

That part just happened as i was scrolling. Noise

[@xbustinjieber]

I'M GOWNNA PUT DIS WHOLE FRICKIN TOWN IN DA REAWR VYIEW

[@regulardoginacoat9690]

the most accurate part of adams bostonian impression is the driving

[@redthejack927]

If you think about it, watching any funhaus video is like watching a youtuber simulator gameplay

[@Pensive_117]

Jruce and Bames back at it again

[@taverncat9570]

my favritght is atom and quint gamer

[@heycharliemot]

Alyse and Edam

[@tHustr4]

the "Depahted" joke is f*cking gold!

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

Why you fucking censor fucking lmaoooo

[@shierfruitsalad]

This game actually looks like a lot of fun

[@fittpappa687]

Yae its actually quite okay.

[@BitmapJack]

BOSTAH

[@Trauma.Factory]

every game looks pretty fun when you watch funhaus play it.

[@Irraptured]

It's alright, I had way more fun watching them play it than I did playing it myself. But that goes for a lot of games.

[@scorcher117]

After watching achievement hunter play it I bought it and really enjoyed it.

[@runetitan-lx4ih]

Its just like skyrim but with crowbars

[@quackaduck453]

the accent went strait to JFK real quick

[@sylvrwolflol]

Somewhere, Jeremy Dooley's ears are burning.

[@MarylandResident]

this deserves a part 2

[@RonJonPL]

"It's Skyrim" - Adam "Skyrim with guns" Kovic

[@813Productions]

This is the most Boston video I’ve ever seen, I mean Baahhhhstaannn.

[@Dozerz7]

As someone who lives in the Boston area, the accents and lingo were on point 10/10 #DunkinDonuts

[@Patriiiiick]

I'd watch Elyse dub over the whole of The Town.

[@s4tchm0j0n3s]

"Field of hands" made me laugh more than it should have.

[@jakefrmstatefarm7040]

Elyse steals my heart every video.

[@jackson102881]

She stole my lung and kidney. I think we have to address this. Elyse may be into black market organ trading on the side.

[@chriskitchen3913]

fuckin incel

[@heycharliemot]

The true THIEF

[@chimpwimp9407]

She's married

[@TheJeffL]

"Steal some stuff" as a prompt then Adam's reaction was hilarious.

[@jankagonzalez1]

It'll never be the same

[@celestemarsh1391]

The Boston accent bit is the best thing to happen all week LOL.

[@doarner]

Haven't noticed the dude from Thief Simulator is that dude from The Slater. Looks like after all he went through the options for a job were limited.

[@tomdylan2074]

Another upload to watch before I go break the dishes at 110.

[@satwood5561]

Adams driving is an accurate representation of how we drive in Massachusetts.

[@Vashtanerada477]

As someone who moved to Boston after living in the south for almost 20 years, this game perfectly encapsulates my first experiences in the city

[@kevinmerry4586]

“Good luck shittin’!” 😆

[@deathbyjypsy]

Boston Trivia: water fountain = bublah

[@jakethecollector1516]

"I errr ahhh. Wannaa, partayyy plattaaaa!" Ghandi

[@Aidy]

I was just watching Jerma before this and I had to make sure that his videos weren't still playing because of how convincingly accurate those Boston accents are

[@williamw2529]

0:32 4:31 the story of Tugg Nuggets continues.

[@roguedoge2479]

Man there's never gonna be another OG Funhaus

[@loud5251]

as a bostonian, i feel extremely called out. a+ impression.

[@kruzthewolf]

PAHTS LAHST TO THA DAALPHINS

[@youowme1dollar]

"Field of hands" is a good song/band name

[@seveneyes77]

It's a good gangbang porn name

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

always happy to see elyse. elyse is love elyse is life.

[@TheJayson8899]

Stop. It's just creepy.

[@commandershepard1838]

Rather see the OG 4. Law dog needs to be in there.

[@TheRunningComedian]

The theif creeps around with his hands out like nosferatu. The theif's name is obviously Rob btw.

[@chasemullaney.7449]

Was waiting for them to play this and can already tell it's going to be full of good jokes

[@commonnobodylulublue790]

1:54 MY SUMMER CAR??

[@MikeyJBlakeJR]

No, 'my SUMMUH CAAHHHHH"

[@CrazySailor1637]

The way Bruce said coffee is more New York than Boston

[@crashbandicoot5636]

I Wahnt Moahr

[@wolfyin]

After their reference for The Town, I paused this video to watch the reference. Yeah that was funny thanks funhaus

[@S.e.a.m.u.s]

"We should play this again" hell yes.

[@Sabrett420]

0:14 bass player triggering intensifies

[@Pusher97]

Whehrs benson? I love that fuhckin dawg.

[@jakeharris8318]

Please read the description of this video yall

[@nickstav08]

Thats what mark walburg did; aka a true bostonian

[@kyktj1283]

They went from sounding like someone from Boston, to sounding like JFK

[@Dynomafia139]

8:26 it's like skyrim with screwdrivers

[@SoSme]

They sound like mayor quimby

[@james916927]

Make a part 2 would love to see more of this! GO SOOOCKS!

[@ifailsometimes7266]

This video is WHICKED SWHEET

[@trop2010]

this episode, pure gold

[@lil_keybo]

8:05 Bruce was right, those pot puns were crazy!

[@kalynaq7720]

Wait, "cake sniffer?"

[@mattbutte3701]

I need more of this series

[@zombiegandhi8405]

Whenever I miss home, I'll just fire up this episode. If I closed my eyes, it was almost like I was there.

[@MoonGables]

lost immersion, the Pahn Shahp Les Paul is missing P90's

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

Finally, at least we get one worthwhile video a week.

[@johnsweet96]

5:00 IVE BEEN ROOOOOOOOBED

[@DAT-OFFICIAL]

This actually looks like a fun game lol.

[@EonHSD]

You Guys currently are my absolute favourite KZbin Channel. Thanks for the content PS: make Until Dawn longer!!

[@BubbRubbWooWoo]

Go Sawx!

[@annoyingcripple]

14:03 has anyone else noticed that their player model is also the slater?

[@raysravens52]

Fun fact: there are maybe two Boston Markets in Boston.

[@harvey8869]

3

[@G396]

PLAY IT AGAAAN PAHT TWO!.

[@coloneldookie7222]

10:01 is when Bruce opens Club Naughty. Duh!

[@Shoobdt2]

We def need another one of these!

[@Wilkanas]

Thief 5 looks amazing, you guys!

[@Kilgore1004]

Accents are spot on. Go Sox!

[@thisisajoke0]

I'm from Boston...these accents are perfect.

[@FairuzaMNasir]

RIP Grandpa Pahn Stahs

[@michaelvasquez44]

Please play more of this! I don't feel frustrated with Adam playing AND it's funny!

[@youdmorgan96tube]

I'd love to see another episode of this! Keep lehvaling our bohy!

[@StregaBDO]

Everyone sounding like Mayor Quimby

[@xRHYSCOREx]

More of this please

[@guyyouseewhenyoudie]

Elyse’s Jeff Foxworthy joke is actually better than any of his actual jokes

[@stevestuff9607]

That actually was one of his jokes.

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

@@stevestuff9607 Jokeception

[@guyyouseewhenyoudie]

Steve Stuff Put me out of my misery

[@johnhatcher9390]

ANTMAN, Elyse!

[@caseytatum5837]

Adam cant contain the serial killer in him when it comes to these gameplays

[@rck488]

This video will be used to help new actors portray Bostonian characters for years to come. Also the Mark Wahlberg reference 👌

[@boringamerican3382]

I spit out my drink because of Elyse @ 1:35

[@Moumszk]

Everyone knows a good thief can't jump. Basic stuff.

[@koraegi]

*GO SAWKS*

[@jordanmorseau2027]

Love Elyse's gameplays

[@Edgej07]

I am from Boston and I can confirm that this is exactly what everyone sounds like.

[@SavouryLobster]

The town is easily my favourite movie. I went as the nun robbers two years in a row for Halloween

[@Turretguy]

I honestly couldn’t tell if the dialogue was the game or James to voices when I wasn’t looking

[@Jake-og9lr]

definitely play this again

[@fleafriend]

Ganna put this tahn in moi reya vyoo!

[@Chiefewefee]

the way this is edited it feels like an old inside gaming video, especially with the Boston accent scenes

[@KCEPXELA]

“Sox weh the win series” is my favorite Boston saying

[@cracksuperman]

Beauty i saw this game in an AD yesterday and i was hoping funhaus would play it.

[@zackbarnes1832]

5:40 Adam channeled JFK there for a second

[@mgunter]

Vinny is a fink. (undercover federal agent)

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

"I'm Thieving"