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[@evansears711]

20:27 - 28:30 There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu.

[@Sweetroll_Wolfie]

Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!

[@evansears711]

Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his KZbin career

[@ramjet94]

8 minutes of PEAK.

[@Pink_Panzer]

Thank you.

[@torhundal2182]

ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop, also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise

[@QuantumBeard]

There are two absolutes in life: 1. Badger fuckin ballin 2. Skulker ain't never washed

[@bendrenth441]

At least he shut the fuck up with the AI for once!

[@rebecaminor3367]

True

[@admiralbone9206]

Only sith deal in absolutes

[@fernosbonos5394]

his wishes are damned and prettty fine

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

​@@admiralbone9206and Jedi can't block buckshots

[@kottadragon]

I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.

[@mileskessler2905]

Wargaming Don Quixote lmao

[@rustkarl]

Fair.

[@AlteryxGaming]

I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game

[@IamMLGamer]

This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks

[@TheSchultinator]

I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"

[@AnthonyantARBY]

22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!

[@Austin316GamingV2]

22:20 F**king Grouce man all ways steals the show

[@fire4ujarrett879]

The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back Malevelon Creek.

[@panther-nk2hn]

He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized. Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.

[@ThaAlecman]

@@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2

[@grantbeier2461]

bit too late, as of today

[@calebkelly8221]

Because he already discovered the creek​@@grantbeier2461

[@ar1adne586]

REMEMBER THE CREEK

[@TangoCharlie-mz8lh]

"I have no interest in world of warships" "Badger has a voice pack" "I have some interest in world of warships"

[@Kennobi15]

Exactly my thoughts

[@thetobi583]

Same... We need to find each other somehow

[@exalted_space9224]

Mmmmmmmm- SHIP

[@deltazero4685]

I am in the EXACT same boat lol.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@deltazero4685 *Exact same warship

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

"I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal." I almost choked to death upon that.

[@OfficerCharon]

"TURBO illegal."

[@GasPipeTony]

Ilobster

[@pegasus4191]

Payday 2 police raid sound

[@Demonkingdude]

​@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"

[@GasPipeTony]

@@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in

[@Raven_Ray9]

8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers” Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up

[@CinnamonRolls678]

25:50 I wonder who that guy could be...

[@alazygamer1032]

WHAT

[@theflamingprotogen6405]

BRO ITS YOU

[@daisyjoy242]

Wassup

[@wiredtosleep5669]

YOU. ITS YOU!

[@onepunchhutch]

I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see

[@illucidate3749]

Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

"Professionals _HAVE_ standards"

[@onepunchhutch]

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster true that

[@boog3005]

Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.

[@GigaChadh976]

I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever

[@SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898]

Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?" Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"

[@user-qm7rs9fq1t]

If you would inverse the thing he said ... wings would just change shape? .

[@leoyamauchi5992]

Make Lenzs Law reverse itself (it also breaks newtons laws of thermodynamics in the process), which p much destroys the entire understanding of electricity rn

[@reallyoriginalname1221]

​@@leoyamauchi5992I want to add an electron to every atom in the universe

[@craigfury6110]

Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny

[@phantomsights4533]

0:00 “This video contains loud noises” My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”

[@bendrenth441]

I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.

[@phantomsights4533]

@@bendrenth441 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.

[@greybooch4577]

Blackhole microwave, apparently

[@Demonkingdude]

Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?

[@johnmarston4905]

I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.

[@user-fs7vf9zt6p]

The warthunder collab was nuts

[@monke287]

Swaws

[@adrienlastname4663]

Don't forget his TABG voice pack

[@azeroth2994]

Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations

[@Tigershark_3082]

​@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise

[@sigillotheproto676]

Who here wants russian badger to play helldivers 2 Edit well thanks everyone for the likes. This is the most like I have gotten on a comment

[@ShortKingW]

THATS HAS TO BE HIS NEXT VIDEO

[@christianschleicher5994]

I know he's gonna have fun with this one

[@aqua_melonnn6297]

HES ALREADY ON IT

[@jeppthegamer4972]

@sigillotheproto676 Check the Twitch

[@CT--gu5ng]

FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!!!!

[@Arch_Twisted]

The Helldivers 2 video is currently in the making, and will likely drop this month. This is not a hard prediction to make.

[@CyColt]

Not before Lethal Company.

[@turok1456]

I reckon it's next month

[@Arch_Twisted]

@@turok1456 Yea, I think so. He released a Helldivers Short on Apr. 14, so I bet a bigger video is coming. But I was wrong about the Next Month thing. Unless you count the short, but that's kinda not the same.

[@OGSnoberry]

Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.

[@TraustiGeir]

Oh, he hit the brakes hard.

[@theretrosilvergamer7061]

With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it

[@kalandillon8320]

His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.

[@marcoricci3936]

Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill

[@armormartin4267]

I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game

[@armormartin4267]

@@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers

[@OmeletteGirl]

wait what?! where is that robot bastard??

[@justins8634]

This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun

[@BlueDasher13]

13:46 Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am

[@Random_voice_actor]

Salmons: WATER IS WATER!

[@DAMMITKAKAROT]

bull sharks more like bullshit sharks

[@2mccue4u27]

Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

"observe"

[@cjkelly7536]

​@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."

[@adamantium7279]

Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!

[@heyitsharry]

this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

@@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling

[@Erin-the-dragon]

22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic

[@scarasriel]

Fuck yeah, same here

[@safehandsltd]

23:25 "Double barreled, you ready for this"

[@jmsgamer5939]

Russian badger, helldivers, play it.

[@ExHavic]

That's the next video. He's been playing it on stream

[@thecoolcutlefishYT]

​@@ExHavic BY DEMOCRACY, REALLY!?

[@Joescrazypants]

In the latest video about lethal company he said he was playing helldivers

[@jmsgamer5939]

@@Joescrazypants ik, i saw, i am exited

[@Pr0wlerLV]

27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever

[@scribeslendy595]

He let chat peep the horror

[@Bennyboi789]

Pandora's box

[@SleppyLeBo]

27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.

[@victorthecremator4318]

so real

[@ascendedboi2224]

You know it's crazy when skulker questions you

[@jacksongaming854]

Skulker got hit by an initimate check

[@markisshano7334]

The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.

[@halbarand2806]

2:19 GRIND 2:30 GRIND 3:32 GRIND

[@panderfamily7836]

I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago. Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.

[@heradow4672]

could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar

[@SadgePimckle]

​@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference

[@onidm3540]

So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.

[@Wooper160atThePond]

it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

@@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks

[@MariktheGunslinger]

@@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.

[@Kayrapt]

So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy. This one was NOT peak comedy.

[@baprapcat]

25:23 they just turned into spongebob's alarm clock wth

[@Tortuousruby159]

If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line

[@talonsniper13]

22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life" Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂

[@Its_me_Stolas]

BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good

[@cykablyatman6242]

at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting payday 3 still bad tho

[@user-bn3wi7rq1y]

honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.

[@Poputrash]

And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.

[@tritex6350]

And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!

[@NewAgeRenegXde]

21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection

[@Linktheboss3]

Badger is prob one of the only ppl who can make a 30 min ad watchable and me not regret I just watched a whole ad to a fun game

[@user-tk3bl1jw1r]

also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes

[@Hox5241]

Damn, he escaped cryo containment

[@Shad0wkn1ght835]

We got to stop him!

[@exalted_space9224]

Nah let him cook

[@goingblargh]

“Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!” “RussianBadger has broken containment?!”

[@Shad0wkn1ght835]

@@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"

[@havoc-yw8xq]

Without bloating like a boomer from l4d

[@zenerstorm95]

Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe

[@bluedemon2783]

Ikr.

[@MrSkerpentine]

big brother got to him

[@EarlierTitan19]

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

[@someguy7110]

Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.

[@DaveMiller6042]

Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself

[@Nuggieboi27]

Can’t wait for Russian badger Helldivers 2 video

[@thelonegunpodcast]

Badger I want to thank you, when I was in a rough patch I found your videos, they cheered me up

[@witherwolf3316]

Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate) Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

“Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think

[@joskarifinaukr6503]

Trick question. The answer is "All of them."

[@ComissarYarrick]

@@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D

[@gachagaming_devilwolf3490]

Play helldiver's

[@4gummi751]

Him and his friends would tear that game up with a goated video

[@brentrendshow123]

I would seriously just like to chill with all these dudes for 24 hours. Always having a good time.

[@dingus4260]

20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂

[@grimmashley8422]

Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others

[@aplezauz8809]

If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican. If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.

[@ramjet94]

It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality

[@florianneacosta987]

Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀

[@Liex59]

As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.

[@Zenobiwan]

can't wait to see badger make a video on Helldivers 2

[@ShortKingW]

Thats has to be his next vid

[@joshburrell-rb5md]

He needs to play titanfall 3

[@joshburrell-rb5md]

No titanfall 2

[@Amarenamann]

"One does not simply expect God to do all the work." -Boromir

[@ExpandDong420]

Boromir Graham

[@nickfury5536]

That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.

[@Amarenamann]

​@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.

[@Amarenamann]

​@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...

[@drackflame951]

That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.

[@aussiekola2370]

"It's a white check, you can retry it." Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.

[@Mariodash23]

Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk

[@aussiekola2370]

@@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead

[@CameronHero32581]

Subversive entertainment. I couldn't tell where the ad ended and the video began. Was so glad to see another great badger upload.

[@CasticDigital]

I've only ever seen your skits in shorts form. I was pleasantly surprised at your longer form content and your ability to advertise for a game and actually make me wanna play it

[@TheDaltonius]

Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves. One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )

[@EpicEerie]

"You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"

[@perhaps_a_pikmin]

Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!

[@Athalwolf13]

​@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes. Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution. Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.

[@Rockman9830]

19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.

[@survivorofthecurse717]

Front facing Heavenly

[@Doom721]

The best edited videos on youtube about games, by far, I don't care WHAT you are playing, your editing fucking rocks and you guys are hilarious.

[@JonahErrazo]

This guy is the only KZbinr that makes me cry with how funny the videos are

[@kitsunecreates]

26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath

[@annoyanceking]

24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.

[@scooble_]

Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?

[@baronvonbork2856]

@@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.

[@chaoschannel3428]

Alzheimer's any % speed run

[@Herobuilder21]

no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?

[@GabrielZocatelli]

guess i will have amnesia in no time then

[@DMWJD]

I already know that badger is working on a hell divers video and I already know it’s gonna be hilarious

[@pvppanda9308]

This was a literal 32 min 34 sec add

[@goosse_]

add what?

[@user-vk8cw1rk1o]

I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.

[@shadowwalker4144]

You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.

[@saif-gv6gl]

I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

"I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle" That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)

[@HiakiMahaado]

Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"

[@ScoutingForZen]

It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets

[@AlgidSquid]

It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.

[@victim109]

that shit is not real anyway

[@johngellare3507]

@@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

[@IstyManame]

The best type of ad. I just heard Blargs story where he tells badger he hates his ads cuz they're too good and ad ppl always show it as an example

[@kendallstauffer689]

One of my favorite videos on the internet is the Warhammer 40k crossover you covered. Hope that melodious voice of Father Rokthar returns to scream me to sleep, it was beautiful. May chaos consume us all brothers! 😉🖤

[@sparkselm173]

I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite. Holy shit...

[@Scott_TF2]

I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos

[@thecommentor3845]

brother that game came out in 2015

[@Scott_TF2]

@@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos

[@thecommentor3845]

@Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings

[@Elmithian]

​@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?

[@ImmortalInflames]

I can't believe I just watched a +30min ad... and I'm not even mad... Big companies need this dude swinging home runs for them!

[@maxytk3589]

this video feels like talk video with world of warships on background so your attentionspan doesnt end

[@flyingoctopus4304]

I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.

[@katzcribe2992]

Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic

[@dominikjohnson5656]

I read this while drinkinh a sprite

[@danielbob2628]

I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.

[@Iminlovewithfictonalcharacters]

I love this channel. It’s the perfect mix of good points and wtf is going on

[@gormardragneel5626]

bro I laughed so hard at this video, the bit crushed audio was absolutely hilarious, reminds me of when I bass boosted and bit crushed the Skyrim theme song but only after the intro 🤣🤣🤣

[@tannerscharnhorst5075]

hi badger, i don't know if you'll see this comment, but that tier 7 premium you got at 16:51 is actually named after my direct ancestor Gerhard von Scharnhorst. He was real big in the Prussian military, i believe he fought in the Napoleonic wars, specifically the wars of 4th and 6th coalitions. The ship itself was in its own class of the same name (Scharnhorst) and the first of its class. anyways, awesome video as always!

[@deltawhisky7981]

Never thought I would meet (not exactly meet but see a comment online) an ancestor of a person about whom I read in history class. The internet truly is wonderful.

[@tannerscharnhorst5075]

@deltawhisky7981 wait you read about Gerhard in your history class?!! That's awesome!!!

[@ThatOne6uy]

That’s cool as sh*t No more can be said

[@deltawhisky7981]

@@tannerscharnhorst5075 yeah I read about him during my bachelor's degree.

[@gilbertosantos2806]

Oh no way!

[@shoto42]

Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.

[@likeapro4242]

You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to

[@flamedance58]

Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.

[@adastic]

This was so amazingly funny. Thanks for the stomach ache, in the best of ways

[@davidharrison9888]

I absolutely cannot wait for this guy to do a helldivers 2 vid cos I know it’s coming it’s straight up these dudes alley ways

[@peteaustin7686]

Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤

[@rob98000]

The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.

[@Demonkingdude]

Yep

[@Demonkingdude]

That makes what? Three?

[@tsarzamancorpdna]

​@@Demonkingdudecrocodiles are the endgame lifeform confirmed

[@user-bz8rb9jp4u]

please make more world of warships videos if you can!!! this was extremely funny

[@mrm3me12]

Anyone else’s day get exponentially better when watching a Bajur video.

[@bmxdude1337]

Yus

[@titaniumcyclone2848]

My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣

[@derumasforlos4285]

Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.

[@Hadfield15]

@@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔

[@Gamingturtle090]

"Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"

[@Ze_N00B]

26:30 I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".

[@burnin8able]

Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.

[@cradleofchaos4923]

ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in

[@jsteckle4897]

⁠@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check

[@lucyarisato6850]

@@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’

[@KingHeadass44]

It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.

[@tylermonacchio2163]

26:49 I did not expect a DIsco Elysium reference in a Russian Badger video. A welcome surprise, to be sure.

[@droids75]

Im anxiously awaiting his Helldiver 2 vid that is all but guaranteed to come eventually

[@damaan1243]

my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later

[@madmike022]

Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears

[@alexanderzagula1994]

I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted

[@jamestillinghast7165]

4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.

[@safety_doggo2]

Yup, can confirm as a CV/SS player myself.

[@commander_swift3765]

as they rightly fucking deserve

[@prophetgaming1218]

Facts, ain’t no one like them

[@mynameismax3334]

I felt attacked ngl

[@breadbug6101]

I was grinning from ear to ear after hearing that

[@cardsofman6851]

I love how much you’ve I fluenced other media, seeing you apart of my other interests is so fucking great

[@jekabsbalevics2094]

Badger i have a chalenge for you in rainbow six seige rules: the defenders have to use only traps like barbes vire mines all of that stuff būt you can use grenades also. For the ateckers its perfectly normal for them nothing changes Good luck

[@imamoron]

Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊

[@Amarenamann]

He should become an African warlord.

[@subcityrebels9341]

badger has enough influence to be detroit.

[@dlovagbecs8640]

indeed

[@k_isforkaito.]

As a Detroiter, I confirm this.

[@blackstone-gc9pz]

id do it

[@ParadoxAAA]

"The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa" What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere. It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.

[@kindcat1963]

I pray you get dumbed down in the future

[@bakomusha]

Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.

[@liambarry5077]

Why did you do this? Why did you do math?

[@mateuszkrytyk5711]

Bro just wants to reload chunks

[@panzerkorps213]

It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color

[@GabrielHargreaves]

"I was talking to pasta about how I didn't know he was black-" *Proceeds to get ad* Perfect timing for an ad.

[@PeterMuskrat6968]

Badger, please please please please tell us you and da boyz are gonna be playing Helldivers II at some point... I eagerly await the video.

[@Dreadknight957]

Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia

[@whatevenisthis-4408]

24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing

[@clednplz2294]

True lol.made me crack up

[@CronosYamato]

Hey, I know this is late, but it's really cool how you put the chatter's username when you read out their jokes in videos! Disclosure is cool! You are a great content creator!

[@arytisskaldaka7963]

I want to see badger play helldivers. I NEED THIS

[@legolascousins]

The compressed portal radio is such a fucking bop.

[@Agua_Enlatada]

Yeah, it's very catchy, I could listen to the portal radio for 5 hours and 19 minutes.

[@azuretangeson7128]

​@@Agua_Enlatadanooo

[@yancamb2202]

@@Agua_EnlatadaNO.

[@jobot0114]

Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.

[@Anigaming-dz5gh]

I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb

[@bonedonut]

Man... this is the first time the add didn't make me feel the same energy that the adds from the channel are used to, I actually thought it was IA. But it has a lot of work behind I can absolutely see that

[@jacksongaming854]

Skullker bit crushing the microwave will never not be funny

[@TraustiGeir]

He would bit crush a Saturn V rocket launch.

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

1:03 the USS Lobsterminator was probably the best name you could give it

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

IDK, Chief; "USS Crawdaddy" sounds like a true Scourge of the Seas

[@aliens9557]

I can also say being New Mexican naming it a lobster theme is crazy that’s probably one of the least eating food here we all about green chili

[@ehhehh3470]

The blue lobster would like to know your location

[@finalgenesis430]

Y'know, I was happy with just the Jojo reference being used by chat. But then at 8:17 I was FLABBERGASTED to hear Badger speak Japanese and now my day is immensely better already.

[@Coniecles]

Sameee here i was soo shocked he did that

[@Tactical_Nuke0]

Type stuff

[@drewleer8513]

I’m happy they brought back heavenly as a cacao demon

[@superplazesuperplaze2815]

Samr