ROBERT DENIRO - Mob boss as a car salesman

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[@maxqazwsxedc1050]

Italian selling German cars while warning Americans about Japan is the axisest thing I've ever seen

[@AlphaInvestor88]

Audi is a great car brand. Very safe luxury vehicles.

[@sothreego]

We shall learn who caused these axises. Could it be those selling the weapon manufacturers?

[@fakascordamaglia462]

Italian? Isn't he like from New York?

[@CristianSicilia]

Italian origin

[@channel55andaboxoftissues16]

the germans treated pows well (at least if they were american or british/irish). the japanese on the otherhand...

[@rc....]

DeNiro wasn't acting, that's how classy he is 😂

[@dreamsister6339]

😂😂😂

[@andrewnichols1023]

He is so OG and a real boss

[@kyoki6620]

@@andrewnichols1023calm down you don’t really know what those words mean don’t throw it around

[@j.ceasar]

I honestly think he's the greatest actor there ever was.

[@suraj9695]

@@dreamsister6339 lol the man had to pull that lady from she seeing the manager personally

[@pranjalkirtania2361]

That's the type of salesman we need in our company

[@ReenaBINA]

😂

[@mariusxmeier2417]

I hope not haha

[@GustavoMaldonado42]

when can i start?

[@russkate88]

And that's one way to go out of business

[@jougetsu]

yea no, it's funny because it's a movie, imagine having a toxic / angry co-worker next to you all day long, gets old really fast

[@igmodelbyday5030]

“Let’s not forget pearl harbor” while trying to sell them an Audi 😂

[@mhern57]

HA!!! That's right!😂

[@AC-zx4hd]

No. The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s what Belushi told us in Animal house?

[@DimonStahlmann]

The guy had to say: well, let's not forget Stalingrad neither

[@niqolas]

@@DimonStahlmann Americans don't care about sralingrad. It's not even in USA.

[@michaelmccabe3330]

This comment is underrated!

[@Detci]

"Wanna see the manager? Here’s the manager" *Shakes hand with the manager*

[@dylanmyhrer1101]

Shakes manager with the hand

[@SpirosKiriakopoulos]

Underrated comment

[@sheriefwoodard8686]

Stop breaking his balls

[@STALLONE2360]

De Niro: Please, do not grab the manager.

[@aquinojose94]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@troytrick3325]

Ya ain't a customer until you buy something 😂😂😂

[@prism8289]

It is 2024 and my LS430 still going strong. I doubt that Mercedes is.

[@massimoalati347]

​@@prism8289😂😂😂

[@jokerpilled2535]

I ain’t buying unless the staff treats everyone with respect.

[@smeclau]

​@@prism8289 probably not cause it's an Audi

[@Brother8237]

@@prism8289 well it is a Toyota so it’s pretty invincible

[@sinhaashish935]

When "I wanna see the manager" backfired😂

[@woodism203]

Ikr?

[@snjezanaspahija249]

See menadzer personally😂 😂😂😂

[@shikony]

😂😂😂😂

[@fahmiandriant560]

DeNiro was born to play every single Mob/Crime movies 😂

[@krishpykreame]

“What car do u drive” “Porsche 911 gt2 rs” “Oh, so it’s a Volkswagen” “No it’s a Porsche” “Porsche, Volkswagen same thing, German right?” “Let’s not forget WW2”

[@0-60reviews7]

That’s different though, old Lexus’ were pretty similar to toyotas

[@StarHunter28]

@@0-60reviews7 which part? I don't know of any early 2000s domestic market Toyota sedan with a v8

[@Grebanche]

Wrong because Lexus is owned by Toyota

[@dynaryda8857]

@@Grebanche Volkswagen owns Porsche…..

[@user-mw6gv7fk7z]

Yeah, Volkswagen concern includes Porsche And everybody remember who Ferdinand Porsche was)

[@mg19cal]

"You can fit 3 bodies in there." Me: *SOLD*

[@angelmedina4207]

I'd look at him straightfaced. "I need something that holds 6"

[@mg19cal]

@@angelmedina4207 but you have to bargain it though. You have to sound kind of hesitant while you're saying "you know, I think I might need to fit six in there"😎

[@angelmedina4207]

@@mg19cal that's a good point..

[@Kdabz710]

Any car with an ashtray can hold about 20 bodies….

[@EyePatchGuy88]

@@Kdabz710 - Lel.

[@awee5816]

The Manager is a handful ✋ Lol 😂!

[@MrIreneadler]

LOL

[@ledellburks1779]

LOL!

[@davydeenice1174]

DeNiro - Pacino... My favorite guys... Gotta love em...😂 Two of the best Italian Americans ever... 💪👊🙏

[@craigbosko2229]

Actually 3,Al Pacino

[@azizrasulov926]

What does mean gotta love em ???

[@naz.718]

@@azizrasulov926means you need to work on your slang

[@davydeenice1174]

@@azizrasulov926 Are you kidding? Really...

[@davydeenice1174]

No your just remedial.. dumdass

[@sarnxero2628]

An Italian selling a German car: let's not forget Pearl Harbor

[@lupreztryson]

He’s barely Italian. More irish than italian

[@ggthewhale]

@@lupreztryson at this point his ancestry doesn't mean anything. He's as honorary an italian as it gets

[@rogerpinsonno8898]

He is selling them a Cadillac

[@markpozsar5785]

Not an Italian. He's an American.

[@Theairbiscuit101]

@@markpozsar5785 ^ This. A huge number of Italian ex pats, many of whom were from Sicily, were in the US before WW2. Same could be said about Poles.

[@henryflores2724]

I worked for a car rental business. I used the 3 body line few times...makes people laugh 😭

[@ifrite3]

@@darthlegolas9155 what do you mean he's lying? so it can only fit 2 bodies in there or what?

[@justinwho5514]

yeah i dont see this as sooo far fetched it just has to be a lie... its definitely believable if you have any experience around salesmen in general. having been one (not for cars admittedly) i can guarantee jokes are a sure fire why to get the customer on your side if the jokes land well. idk what it is, but people love buying shit from people that make them laugh, smile, etc.

[@SatanOptic]

I read that in a nyc Italian pal accent lmfao

[@slicedice4807]

@@ifrite3 let’s be real it is about a 2 and a half. Which is kind of impractical.

[@trawnp1656]

@@darthlegolas9155 wut ?

[@peteholloway5473]

I agree hate customers like that asking 10000 questions for over the 1 hour had no intentions

[@GranTube]

But you still don't talk to them like that I know it's frustrating I agree 100% but that's part of being a car salesman "Not from you I wanna see the manager!" the customer said it best and that's what it will lead to

[@IsraelCountryCube]

​@@GranTubenah lmao. Screw those people busting my balls!

[@chriz9959]

after a while you know people who want to buy and who dont. those who dont , you answer some questions and than check other customer

[@ItsB3enLikeThis]

"I hate having to do my job"

[@VaderNationVNG]

That's why you keep green peas close and execute the turn policy, then go get a real buyer lol.

[@wfhideas]

I think this is his real character, he wasn't acting.

[@CharlieZuko]

I said that 3 bodies joke to a lady once, she didn’t like it to say the least. I had to tell her a “body” was a real unit of measurement for volume capacity, kinda like “stone” is for weight. She bought it. Nice save.

[@CosmicGaijin]

Did you eventually ice her?

[@kemicalyemster]

looooool

[@morlarav602]

@@CosmicGaijin it seems he did penetrate. because she is still in his memory to the point we see his story in random youtube comments

[@xc3274]

@@morlarav602 that's some bitter comment right there. You haven't "penetrated" anyone in a long time haven't you 🥺

[@samuelnarvaez5568]

Just say “The bodies of all of you’re exes fit in there” with a smile and fake laugh. They will laugh with you, win their trust; and eventually buy the car from you. It has never failed me…and there’s nothing to save from there. All natural

[@rajivjowaheer9882]

This is the type of salesman everyone wants to be once in a while.

[@SteveAdamsChannel]

I'm a sales rep and I approve of this message! LOL!

[@wingspantt]

Unhinged?

[@taimy111]

Then be ready to get fucked up by a badass customer.

[@paulhunter9613]

A peckerless liberal?

[@rekt-oe1eh]

also the type of salesman a lot of homeless were

[@FulgencioGenusEnciso-pc3wl]

This gives relief to salesman once in a while

[@user-fs8rw8hs1w]

The manager is a mob boss.

[@mohammadalomari202]

"you can fit 3 bodies in there or 6 Joe Pescis" "i am just joking"

[@papiie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@steelydanx3152]

LMAO!

[@mravocadoman2904]

Damn 😭💀😂

[@davidfranson9786]

In the Lexus 1 elf in the back seat with his wife as he drives her to fifth avenue to see Santa Claus ?

[@intellectvalley1762]

"So you think that's funny, huh? Funny how?"

[@MrCrackedJack]

That sure takes "My boss is a dick!" to a whole other level.

[@michaelcho2095]

Hahahahaha

[@Mynameisrandomman661]

💀💀💀

[@JusticeOuinn420]

Lmfao ohh that's a good one!!

[@michaelvaughn8864]

YIKES!!!!😂😁

[@michaelvaughn8864]

Don't cross The Boss😁👌

[@alexnagy2044]

"He's the Boss." 😂 I love DeNiro❗✌🏻&💜

[@deborah5212]

He’s a Moren !!!

[@prakashm1468]

Perfect personality for Mafia character. No one can beat Brando, Al & DeNiro in such scenes.

[@clutchin7017]

“You’re not a customer” godly response

[@danielswon2273]

Its alright boah

[@OnPointFirearms]

A customer is someone who buys things.

[@derhalbdeutsche5781]

@@OnPointFirearms jea who sayd they dont

[@jesuschristsuperstar9821]

Potential customers, at least! But Rob blew them out!

[@Godly_Nose]

That line woulda made a rich guy with an ego buy 3 cars on the spot.

[@Artman822]

“You can fit 3 bodies in there” Dexter: “Where do I sign?”

[@HalfBl0odprince]

❤️

[@uncasunga1800]

Lol

[@uncasunga1800]

Joe Pesci: "Does it come with lime?"

[@dextermorgan750]

You could have asked me privately! 🤦‍♂️

[@Artman822]

@@dextermorgan750 lmao nice hahaha

[@onesmusization]

I loved this movie " Analyze this "

[@johnflare5925]

analyze these

[@AuntieM33]

analyze that *

[@Casey90s]

I've been searching everywhere in the comments section for the name. Thanks man.

[@nazty121]

Thanks man I watched the movie.. looks like it was made in a different era but good and funny. Couldn't find this scene though I forwarded and rewinded meticulously. And he wasn't a car salesman in it unless it was this one scene.

[@Slimdub]

@@nazty121this the sequel analyze that

[@indransubramaniam763]

Robert in his full throttle ..unstoppable...legend..

[@harperevans6856]

“You can fit 3 bodies in there…” Reacher: Sold

[@Chebab-Chebab]

3 bodies or 1 reacher.

[@oriolesfan61]

Your comment wins this comment section 😃

[@FRANCHISPORTS]

Nope. Need one that holds 4.

[@xxxd3adsh0t31]

🤣🤣🤣good one

[@pokelover447]

Hilarious iykyk 😂

[@Savage-rb4kr]

"How about another joke Murray?"

[@kimguts6529]

U made my day

[@raghavgupta587]

LMAO 🤣🤣👍

[@daveross7731]

Different movie, bro. Not funny

[@eliran8444]

Great

[@achmaddaru9456]

You still watch that shit?

[@arufai]

I can't get tired of watching this clips. My favorite actor very funny 😂😂😂😂

[@arsenalfc8137]

I ain’t going into a car dealership unless of already decided on what car I want to buy

[@user-qt4fj8mx3p]

'Here's the manager' 😂😂

[@MFarid-eu7dm]

🤣🤣🤣😂😅

[@ragingpagan8847]

“Throw him out!”😂

[@hellsing4757]

Hahahaha😂

[@theelf152]

Would’ve been worse if he said “you’ve been giving me lip for 1 hour, now you can give my manager some for a few minutes & all will be forgotten”..🤣

[@chriseze8893]

😂😂

[@costanzawallet7428]

Just trynna 'levitate' the situation lmao 😂

[@hawk66100]

Malapropism.

[@dylanschofield8067]

Think he met levity lol. Like ralphie in the Sopranos "hey it's a tense situation, a little levity huh?"

[@2811JPR]

@@dylanschofield8067 Haha no way I was just thinking that. Ralphie was actually a sharp guy.

[@costanzawallet7428]

@@dylanschofield8067 I thought he meant alleviate....?

[@yueshijoorya601]

@@costanzawallet7428 Definitely alleviate. Although that still isn't 100% right.

[@FarisJ-zk8ly]

One top 5 legands actors ✨

[@juanquintero5194]

“ here is the manager … “ 😂

[@jonathonhoyt1215]

“You’re not a customer as far as im concerned” from working in retail when I was younger… I felt that😂😂😂

[@yessir2033]

Just turned into a Myhouseisdirty video real quick lmao

[@SinSacrifice]

XD currently in retail amd I love every syllable of it

[@Gravy_Master]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING FACE EMOJIS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 VERY MUCH FUNNY MAKE BIG LAUGH JUICY CHUCKLE CHUCKLE

[@mixebox]

@@SinSacrifice im in retail too lol the things we WANT to say to customers but cant... 😅

[@tushardlv5]

I am currently in retail and I can relate to that

[@10org99]

Those who do not know the name of the movie, its 'Analyze That' (released in 2002).

[@lorenzomyres1778]

Thanks

[@aleksandarcvetkovic5436]

Thank you

[@brianbishop4753]

Thank you, I was looking for this exact comment.

[@raymondrochajr9621]

Thanks! I have never seen the movie. But I will now!

[@robertdemon3550]

Thank you.

[@joegreene7659]

Bob was good until he got into politics

[@Embryo7Music]

So NY Italian! 😂♥️The manager🥜 said, “Throw ‘Em Out.” 😂

[@crisrose521]

Too bad he’s an Irish Jew . . with an Italian last name . DeClownio is only 10% Italian

[@Embryo7Music]

@@crisrose521 His father was of Irish and Italian descent, while his mother had Dutch, English, French, and German ancestry. Where do you get Jew? He’s still So NY Italian no matter the rest of his ancestry. He grew up in Greenwich Village & Little Italy. I’m 1/2 Italian from NYC raised by Italian side from childhood. He’s again So NY Italian.

[@crisrose521]

@@Embryo7Music only 10% Italian . He’s a damn fraud Irish Jew

[@weiwu1442]

“toyota lexus same thing” while trying to sell a car made by volkswagen

[@yesdude3914]

Yeah, that's the joke..

[@Yoda83x]

back then when the movie was filmed audi was still an independent car manufacturer. It was bought by vw at a later point of time. But yes, I get the point 😐

[@weiwu1442]

@@Yoda83x volkswagen owned most of it by the 60s

[@christianqawami7451]

@@yesdude3914 close.. the joke is that lexus is toyota’s luxury brand

[@jermainesillman4617]

It is the same thing why not get a better car from a better company?

[@nooneinparticular4357]

I love the fact that he’s like Toyota Lexus Japanese same thing and not because of the fact that they’re the same company

[@autisticusmaximus9562]

I’m sure you liked that joke just like the racists

[@gregrobinette8620]

@@autisticusmaximus9562 racist becuz they said its a Japanesse car company? Fitting name boy, you really seem like the high end spectrum kind xaxa

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

Based Racists

[@CrimsonFlame01]

@@autisticusmaximus9562 name checks out

[@autisticusmaximus9562]

@@CrimsonFlame01 found the racist

[@dalebowman3666]

He would’ve made the sale if he would’ve stopped after they said they want to go home and think about it. HE BLEW IT!

[@andreniggel5467]

better blow a sale and keep your pride and honour of what youre doing!

[@adnansulejmanovic6254]

@@andreniggel5467 there is no pride and honour in economy, marketing and sales.....

[@Sbs11-bq7lx]

It aint that deep bro

[@sbagwell98]

If you can't close a deal,F*** Them! That's sales(period) Semper Fi

[@biznesmen9229]

maybe, or maybe he is experienced and he know that if somebody wants to buy car they would buy car right away, but if they have to "think about it" in 98/99% scenarios they probably never come back

[@TMGettingMoney]

DeNiro legendary NY actor💯‼️🏆👑🥇

[@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla]

Cut out at the best part: “TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!”

[@TANGO762]

What movie is this?

[@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla]

@@TANGO762 Analyze That. But watch Analyze This first, since this is a sequel to that one.

[@TANGO762]

@@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla appreciate ya

[@BigLigmas]

@@TheTalkingT-rexGodzilla also appreciate you

[@willysix8079]

Gon😂😂🚮

[@miss.saigon77]

Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci have the same humor when it comes to delivering lines like that😅

[@nikkyld1031]

The Italians got it going on

[@nikkyld1031]

@notfiveo Jesus, that’s why I find everything in school useless to an extent one you get oaat 10th grade

[@mikrof467]

Yeah they both show there single digit lQ

[@mikrof467]

@notfiveo then you woke up cause you never had a job a day in your video game life

[@I3oomhauer]

​@@mikrof467 If you're going to toss a insult out on someone's IQ, atleast use the right "their". hahaha

[@overtothisside504]

Its impossible not to love Robert Deniro

[@carlosriveros8194]

Until he talks politics or trots out his surly son

[@dalebecause2467]

@@carlosriveros8194 Indeed!

[@drfill7096]

@@carlosriveros8194 Why? It's his opinion and he has as much of a right to it as you do. It's just freedom of speech, get over it.

[@anthonynattoo1935]

My favorite actor. Nobody better.😂

[@craigbosko2229]

But you have to also consider,Al Pacino

[@user-sp9np8ho4b]

What film is this?

[@anthonynattoo1935]

@@craigbosko2229 agreed but Deniro actually entertains in his performances. 😄

[@padelislogginidis1926]

@@user-sp9np8ho4b analyze that

[@redemptionradical7763]

The manager got good leadership qualities, backs his team up

[@CoastShuttle]

Let's not forget when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

[@fennugreek-gs5zb]

A real stand up guy.

[@Sunshine66Bklyn]

@@CoastShuttle The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

[@williamflamholtz5762]

The Germans definitely declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor tho@@Sunshine66Bklyn

[@RiddlerQM]

😂

[@Unbreakable2070]

"Dont talk to customers like that" "Your not a customer when you do not buy something" 💀💀

[@esseeedee]

Not a single line of that was spoken in this clip. Also it’s “you’re”.

[@Unbreakable2070]

@@esseeedee also, i dont live in a english speaking country. Otherwise, you can correct my sentence structure and vocabulary but that have nothing to do with my comment.

[@uncasunga1800]

@@Unbreakable2070 he is mad he is not liked by girls He is prolly on the homeland security workplace shooter watch list for his sewage plant 🌵😆😆💩💩

[@noahv1479]

@@esseeedee really? Ever heard of paraphrasing?

[@gregrobinette8620]

@@esseeedee um actually, therefore, also 🤓

[@michaelschneider-]

Mr. Bobby De Niro .... This hilarious skit wouldn't be the same without. ..

[@xscorpio74x72]

I think he would say " Who the F@ck you callin' Bobby tough guy?" 😅

[@suipsy1]

I hate it when customers ask me where's your manager?? I feel like telling them exactly what Robert de Niro says....maybe I will

[@sbagwell98]

You wanna talk to the manager? I'm the owner F you. Semper Fi

[@zedvar3806]

He isn't lying, Lexus is Toyota

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Bobby boy making it sound like that's a bad thing when those LS430's are still running smooth to this day. Hell! I keep waiting for one to be up for sale and either they're still too expensive for an old car or people just don't even bother getting rid of them.

[@blewis9270]

​@@thomaschristopherwhite9043yea and my dads 1992 camry still runs good too 😂😂😂

[@AlphaInvestor88]

@@blewis9270 LMAO

[@33GLOCK]

​@@blewis9270😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@michaelblair4744]

Oh really?

[@antonyqueen6512]

For those interested in the title: “Analyze That”, year 2002

[@josephart2821]

Thanks

[@goransimon8711]

Legend🫡

[@squidgame1208]

Thx bro

[@tarachampa4079]

Don't forget to watch part one 1st tho...called..Analyze This

[@lordeflacko6388]

🐐

[@marklayne1781]

"What about the light?" "What about this?" It's the expression on his face after he made those two statements that was cracking me up.

[@mariinito4291]

"What kind of car do you drive anyways" "Oh, it's uh, Audi A8L" "That's like a Volkswagen" "It's an Audi" "Yeah, Audi Volkswagen same thing. German right?"

[@unlucky-777]

"Don't forget the Jews"

[@Minecraftrok999]

"don't forget Dday"

[@gsix]

a “Lexus LS” is called a “Toyota Celsor” in Japan. They’re literally identical except from the badge.

[@Minecraftrok999]

@@gsix yeah, and? Volkswagen is recycling parts, platforms and even whole cars too for their different brands and in different markets. It's standard practice.

[@gsix]

@@Minecraftrok999 Yeah, and? All im saying is that they’re identical. That’s all.

[@autismogamer]

I'm sure everybody wish they could act that way in retail but sadly the supervisors that paid not do shit or too much alike to Karen's.

[@thelonewanderer1114]

Naw man I think you’re just a bad person who wants to treat people like shit

[@Cracknutter22]

@gothael1 you’d be surprised how bad others have, this isn’t even bad

[@BiggyJimbo]

@gothael1 Hahahah, I thought that too.

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

@gothael1 yeah, what was he trying to get at? I seriously need a translation

[@eudemon002]

@gothael1 lmao

[@EveK-North]

“You can fit three bodies in there” line always cracks me up 🤣🤣

[@ayman.ibrahim]

The feeling of every salesperson when a customer wastes their time 😂

[@athrowawayperson9990]

"You can't talk to customers like that." "Customers buy things. Get the fuck out."

[@supershinigami1]

How old are you?

[@chrishandsome4267]

@@supershinigami1 weird question

[@supershinigami1]

@@chrishandsome4267 No it's not. I just wanna know if the person thinking that's a cool quote is like 13 years old and is dumb because of puberty or if it's a mentally challenged adult.

[@TwistedFireX]

@@supershinigami1 Why don’t you take a seat over there?

[@supershinigami1]

@@TwistedFireX lol what kind of argument is that?

[@kevinwilliams7252]

I swear man Deniro can do standup comedy.😂😂😂😂👊🏿💯

[@MFarid-eu7dm]

😂

[@CNYKnifeNut]

Sure. Maybe if his lines were written for him by actual comedians.

[@Jackpan272]

How about another joke Murray?

[@balabanasireti]

​@@Jackpan272Wow, that's unoriginal 😂

[@Themanhimself677]

@@Jackpan272no I think we’ve had enough of your jokes 😂

[@HoodVsBlueSuitGamblingMania]

He's one great actor that's funny as ever

[@aliyagmur6829]

Dram, aksiyon, komedi. On parmağında on marifet olan aktör de niro.

[@bobibest89]

The best Audi commercial ever.

[@RobertDeniro-db4ch]

Thanks for the love and support am nothing without fan's like you

[@JusticeOuinn420]

Without a single doubt in my mind

[@JusticeOuinn420]

​@@RobertDeniro-db4chlol if u were THE REAL Robert De Niro you would most likely have more then 2 subscribers😆😅🤣😂

[@namesake8075]

My uncle has worked in some car dealerships for more than 20 years, he is the sales manager now. He said, greet all who comes and explain everything you know, answer whatever their concerns are, don't misbehave if not required. Expensive cars don't get sold easily, however, your attitude can make someone your potential customer. Let the product speak for itself, don't push the customer, they will eventually buy when they require. He even once showed cars to an enthusiastic teen, who came back after 7 years and purchased a car from his dealership when he had the purchasing power.

[@piercehubbard4086]

That’s true…the effect of a salesman makes a huge difference. I remember when I was in high school my dad was trying to decide between a BMW or a Mercedes, he had his heart set on the BMW but I talked him into at least checking out some Mercedes models I really liked. The dealer he dealt with at the BMW dealership was a nice guy, but didn’t really leave a lasting impression. The salesman for the Mercedes was incredibly nice, helpful, and very charming. He ended up still going with the BMW he wanted, but I remember him leaving the Mercedes dealership and saying “God I wish I could buy my BMW from that guy, he was great!” I guess my point is just how big a difference a good, likable salesman can make. If someone hasn’t already made up their minds, a good salesman holds serious power of persuasion. I grew up as a coder, but I tried working in sales when I was younger and I was just awful at it. I realized I’m a terrible salesman, especially trying to sell something I don’t even believe in. I think sales is an innate talent, someone like me could read 1,000 books on how to be a good salesman and it wouldn’t make a difference. It’s something you’re born with.

[@LifelsGreat]

@@steveoli4473 😂

[@hrrynum8213]

Legend your uncle

[@irenemarano8241]

When you wish you could buy the other car makes a big difference. I met alot of salesman at car dealership and some needed alot of polish .I found them a bit obnoxious.

[@Diego-my9gc]

And what did your uncle think about this scene?

[@EagleCondor3456]

This dealership is in Hoboken! Buy the car, save your life!

[@Blurb111]

I just love how he acts, you believe anything he says. Even when he’s saying his balls are the manager, because he’s telling the truth in a certain way, you will believe it. I only wish he could live and entertain us forever .

[@justifiabledoubt]

How dare they break Rob's balls? That's universal treasure.

[@Obsidian_One1]

😅

[@CooperWilliamsMusic]

Absolutely horrible aye

[@tieriiisub657]

666

[@frankiefrankie1120]

2 likes from 1,000

[@Geezer-yf8hv]

He’s an actor. He only portrays guys with balls. He’s a lib snowflake!

[@MadM0nkey]

Nobody does the pissed as hell happy smile face like De Niro

[@A.B.-zs8ir]

This is just classic, got me cryin 😂😂😂Bobby is the man

[@robcontreras1873]

this is an accurate representation about how salesguys are still trained in this industry.

[@tomoakley760]

That couple are definitely not inside the circle of trust.

[@steph6498]

😂😂, he won’t get to feel the fake Breast now.

[@GG-yn6jw]

Classic!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nisa3695]

😂❤

[@knotabot9370]

“Throwemout!” The boss said.

[@anuh4308]

“Throw them out” Robert Deniro’s balls said calmly.

[@Lukeeey100]

Do as the big boss says!

[@psi23k]

Tell em get a Honda!!

[@EmpteeBluffs]

Calmly

[@knotabot9370]

@@EmpteeBluffs i was gonna put that in shit

[@user-bz6oz6gt6q]

Sometimes, that's the only language people understand...

[@ChristianDamas-fi7tw]

Deniro is always awesome. Lots of love

[@nkululekomicheal6155]

"You've been breaking my balls for about an hour "🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@Nobody10741]

You wanna see the manager Here is the manager😂

[@Mr_Reset]

‘I want to see the manager’ Al Pacino walks out

[@trentdawg2832]

Say hello to my little friend

[@nutbuster4204]

"Dont worry i'll give them an offer they couldn't refuse"

[@haoruchen4216]

Throw them in the trunk!

[@TomTheCat.]

No bro That’s Joe Pesci, saying “You gonna buy this piece of shit car you muthafucka you!!”

[@jeremyromero2000]

And then George Carlin smiles up from hell as Joe Pesci enters the room and asks whose laughing

[@Steve-gc5nt]

Hes right. I hate when people leave reviews online when they've never even spent a penny.

[@augustjologs1]

I'd like to meet the manager (unless he wants to throw me out).

[@jamesduffy965]

My dad owned a buy here pay here in the 2000s, and I saw him tell people to f off more than once.

[@Michael_NV]

I’m sure they deserved it.

[@james312]

Twice?

[@bobxyzp]

My dad caught a kid shoplifting from our store, and instead of freaking out and throwing the kid out, he just told the kid to pay for it, and he did! Never leave money on the table.

[@archo112]

Key word "owned". Excuse the pun.😒

[@jamesduffy965]

@@bobxyzp that's great and stupid. What does that have to do with the clip?

[@Roger-fv9pw]

That's our De Niro right to the truth.

[@l-dog-8542]

Ruined his legacy for supporting Biden

[@goodtim3s394]

Will never tire of ‘Here’s the manager’ line 😂

[@1ZZFE]

During my car sales career. For years in the showroom, talking to customers, showing them the cars, and this part of the movie almost always pop in my mind😂 how I wished sometimes I can talk like this.

[@huskbutt]

Same... here... ive been a car salesman for 6 years. Trust me, we all scream this in our head.

[@1ZZFE]

@@huskbutt esp when you felt balls being busted by the customers. 😂

[@AH-mj1rd]

Nothing stopping you from talking like that to customers

[@huskbutt]

@@AH-mj1rd except losing our jobs.

[@AH-mj1rd]

@@huskbutt not easy replacing sales people these days, also cars these days sell themselves, prices are going crazy

[@MrKcrypto]

You left out the best part...when the "manager" yells "TELL EM TO GET A HONDA!!"

[@JasonYeomans1]

I always thought he said "Tell them to get a hotdog" lol

[@xhames61x]

He wasn't acting. He's a real piece OS.

[@deezenuts9094]

Cool story bro you mad je talked against trump ? Get over it

[@vinnypistone.]

He a legend now cry more kid

[@xhames61x]

@@vinnypistone. You would praise a piece OS, #pissone

[@tcalip2968]

What bothers me is if Americans are going to speak on what car is being bought. Why sell the car in America. If sold in America. Keep the history. Thanks for sharing.

[@arnaudsprenger7505]

Very satisfying video if you work in sales 😄

[@joshuajoshua8417]

So true bro. Even I laughed.

[@morlarav602]

@@joshuajoshua8417 what makes you special that even you laughed

[@alonzoprovider2987]

@@morlarav602 lol exactly

[@tomsegev874]

@@morlarav602 lolll

[@anthonydelgiudice3245]

Yes once in a while I tell them exactly how I feel lol

[@spartijean7856]

The name of this movie is: Analyze This(1999 staring Robert DeNiro & Billy Crystal)

[@Print2shoot]

Ty will watch this weekend

[@SG1Mitchell]

This is from Analyze That, the sequel

[@wolverineiscool7161]

This is from Analyze them, the sequel to the sequel

[@ostrich8292]

This is from Analyze this, the sequel to the sequel to the sequel

[@Nino-zg4ux]

Gotta check it out

[@BALLAIhavesh-onmydi-]

"moments where actors weren't acting"💀

[@annabambus6572]

" Toyota, Lexus, Japanese, they all the same. Let's not forget Pearl Harbour." 😂😂😂

[@nickcrim6735]

Bro couldnt keep his inner Jimmy Conway contained at all 🤣🤣🤣

[@DragonBlack199]

“What did i tell you? What did i tell you? You don’t buy anything!” 😂

[@jasonwest8972]

The boss says throw them out got me laughing every time I see this. No body can do this better than Robert De Niro.

[@GLI-Guy]

Finally, a good film clip without the same godawful royalty-free music drowning out the actual dialogue

[@tright6]

Japanese salesman: “Let’s not forget Fatman.”

[@Alknix]

Unrealistic. Nobody would even consider buying an american car.

[@vicviper4538]

_”laugh and grow fat!”_

[@walterbrunswick]

​@@Alknix me: **nervous sweating**

[@urrealdadlolololol4204]

They f**cked around and found out

[@maddogg1432]

Fatboy, no?

[@xlxl9440]

As a salesman of car dealership software sales......I FEEL THIS!!!! 😂😂😂

[@andrewromero59]

Great actor, Robert is also one of my favorite actors as well 👍🏽

[@tobyharper6188]

Employee of the year for four years straight.

[@jeniferallan6693]

The perfect customer training video

[@mikea5205]

Actually it is. Can't let entitled customers walk all over you and waste your time.

[@xaint5298]

​@@mikea5205ah yes don't entertain prospects in your dealership surely you would sell out all you cars with that attitude 😂

[@mikekillagreen9432]

😂😂😂

[@spook407]

@@mikea5205you noticed he *didn’t* sell a car in this scene right

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@mikea5205id never walk into a dealership like that

[@lastsigil7241]

That's why I'm not in sales.

[@TomatoTomato911]

you get paid basic for doing the job. if you seal the deal you get the commission.

[@oiinahgiiusadurrybrahchuck7209]

@@TomatoTomato911 too often these days you gotta hit an unreasonable ass KPI before you even get commissions

[@TomatoTomato911]

@@oiinahgiiusadurrybrahchuck7209 then you should be unhappy with your employer instead of potential customers. if all sales are attending customers expecting them to buy then we will see a drop in sales and reputation of the branding especially in todays internet age. These couple are considering it, they may still return for a purchase, but what del niro did pretty much made it impossible. i get he is the boss and car sales isnt his main business but this puts dealers in a bad spotlight.

[@erich1380]

@@TomatoTomato911 yeah I'm sure the "basic" is a liveable wage on its own 🙄

[@Bigguy5154]

@@TomatoTomato911 You must not do sales. Once someone walks away from you the chance of closing that deal goes to near zero.