Robert Durst Should Win Every Emmy - John Mulaney

[@Sashacalderon]

Seeing him without a suit is like seeing your teacher on the weekend LMFAO

[@gomcocramp]

... naked

[@baileyjohnson9468]

Sasha Calderon This is the best comment by far!!😂😂😂😂 So true!

[@kimberlyjeanne9456]

I was going to comment that too, so weird seeing him in a T-shirt lol

[@kristonio17]

I've always assumed he was a time traveler from 1943. His job in his old life was narrating cinema news reels on the war effort. Somehow he was transported bodily to 2005 and ever since he has been locked in a dark room eight hours a day watching old sitcoms trying to catch up on current events and pop culture. Someone must let him out every night at 9pm with a freshly pressed suit and point him to the stage for his set.

[@crownr0yalonice]

It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

[@elizaheathen]

*"I know you all know this I'm telling LUCY"*

[@miguelohara9534]

Except I bet many people just like me didn't know all this

[@aidanmcauley3272]

I am not Lucy

[@aidanmcauley3272]

And I'm not 13

[@grenshaw6836]

@@Loufoley9749 are you blonde and had a blue flower in your hair on the date Mulaney was up there? because if so thats pretty wicked lucy

[@grenshaw6836]

@@Loufoley9749 lol, not disappointed, I was just curious if you were the lucy in the video

[@ernie4828]

"John Mulaney explains the OJ Simpson Trial to a 13 year old for 5 minutes"

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

now that deserves an emmy

[@zoewood555]

She had to have been born in 2005 too.

[@onothankyou]

It is one of my favorite things in this thing. I have to keep myself from saying, "I know you all know this, I'm telling Lucy" frequently.

[@pantrymonster]

At first it was weird to hear John Mulaney say "young lady" but then I remember he's 36 and also a very old soul

[@Axerty]

he's not gonna rape us, he's a little boy.

[@victoriams2012]

Axerty what the hell weirdo

[@viveelreytoday3878]

vic ms That’s a line from his first comedy special.

[@1-1-5-2]

he was born in the 1930s and immediately became a radio man

[@lafoonxiii5311]

He just wants to sit here and feed his birds

[@ThatsABitPersonal]

John: How old are you? Lucy: 13 John: *shaking in fear* ha ha.. perfect age!

[@GBon21]

Lucy: You have feminine hips, you high-waisted man John: THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@leinaowens6665]

He better cross the street

[@TonyStark-zz6rr]

"Confidence is the best currency!" Maybe if I say that, she'll think that *I'm* confident, and she won't mention my feminine hips.

[@baloog8]

You guys are the bomb!

[@BlackAdder665]

I don't get it, why fear?

[@aliencafe]

The mom continuing to bump Lucy with her arm is one of the best parts of this 'You catching this Lucy?'

[@onothankyou]

I agree, she's thinking, "You can't even know how big this is," but is also the woman who watched her once freak out about something silly, like her sandwich being cut wrong or something, and can't believe she's showing this much poise in this situation.

[@alexiamiller8883]

That's why he won an Emmy, ya know, for being entertaining. And because "none of this is prepared material Lucy!" He's just sprouting comedic material. what a genius

[@yokesyokes1047]

James D it was still funny asf

[@mikecantreed]

If you believe this wasn't prepared I've got a bridge to sell you.

[@callofdutyblackops9]

@ There's very few comedians who do improv extremely well. The best at it is probably Chappelle, he actually very rarely writes material for his performance's now, because he said it's too easy and he wants to see if he's still got it on a whim, and he nails it. Every time.

[@joshtheintrovert7928]

I love how as soon as he saw the 13 year old, he specifically talked to her for like 4 minutes, rarely breaking eye contact.

[@dimariobell8499]

Exposure therapy ❤

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

If it was anyone besides John Mulaney doing that I'd be concerned

[@moonydaydream]

i love how this is mostly just john telling a 13 year old girl about the oj trial

[@haleeyoung]

reese a slight sprinkle of him going on about the beatles facial hair but I’m not mad

[@emmathornock1527]

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[@seawright2307]

"Confidence is the biggest currency" say it, you proud Asian American Woman! 💪

[@AzaleaJane]

HEY LADY I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE HAVE ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES

[@tiredcerulean]

A tall child with feminine hips

[@choryllis6646]

@@tiredcerulean Get some rest, Tall Child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

[@Stephanie-rf2qp]

It's so weird to see John's arms. He's got very grown up arms for a tall child

[@jennymcmillin5668]

Stephanie Fabulous comment!

[@bulbasour3]

Very lovely lovely ARMS

[@sillysgood]

Stephanie I haven’t laughed this hard in a long while

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Well hes an Asian lady so what you expect?

[@absolutcabbagery3661]

IDK if you've seen the pictures but he's ripped

[@leovomend8789]

notice how everybody remains silent when he drinks water, he demands as much respect as terry from b99

[@MissLizzanna]

LeoVomend I love this 😂

[@UncleJimmi_ID]

I honestly thought that when I watched it 😂😂

[@Tony-iu7sw]

Being engaged in a show you paid to see doesn't mean respect.. but ok boomer

[@richy1988]

Imagine if people started talking amongst themselves during 2 seconds of silence during a show they paid to see...

[@ameerahalgohary]

👏🏼👏🏼😂

[@alisonbeautyxo]

nothing is more disorienting than casual mulaney

[@victoriameese6204]

You like jazzzZ

[@dwovgil]

Like Nick Offerman without a moustache

[@intheatremode]

Like an owl without a graduation cap

[@ladykaya7330]

seeing john mulaney in a t-shirt gives me the same feeling i’d get if i saw him naked, maybe even worse than that

[@SH-zn1dm]

kaya papaya it gets you hot and wet?

[@verniimirnii4287]

S VHousen I didn’t know whether to laugh or gag at this reply but I definitely did a little bit of both

[@FrankHarrison12]

@@SH-zn1dm shes probably underaged, let that sink in creep.

[@SH-zn1dm]

Frank Harrison lmaoo, I never pay attention to pics or names. Thanks tho

[@nahnope8581]

Is this what it was like living in the 40s?

[@svevaimperio2339]

I can't be the only one who felt so much for Lucy that I was smiling amiably and nodding when he talking to her like he could somehow see my reaction to his jokes

[@lilaboxx]

Her: "I'm thirteen" John Mulaney: * screams like a little girl and runs off stage to hide *

[@kingayy9267]

Grown men are able to have innocent conversations with underage girls. Not everyone is a creep.

[@lilaboxx]

@@kingayy9267 yes, of course. I was referring to the joke john made about thirteen year olds being the meanest people in the world and that he is terrified of them

[@texasq.mcpringleton6488]

seeing John Mulaney in a t-shirt is like seeing your teacher outside of class

[@BeatlesRock03230]

Ahahahahaha! That made my day!

[@mikerepmo]

Wow seeing this comment is like seeing the same comment that someone posted a month before you

[@EdoKwin]

In case you're wondering, this video was filmed 4 years ago (thus all the Jinx talk and the lack of a suit).

[@SH-zn1dm]

Quinn Que I knew this looked familiar! I was wondering if I was just having a damn deja vu

[@tripptank]

One more year...

[@taakotuesdays]

Why the fuck does he look exactly the same then

[@taakotuesdays]

Like no extra wrinkles no nothing

[@taakotuesdays]

Just exactly the fucking same

[@cadenza23]

"I know you all know this I'm telling Lucy!" god his delivery is just so good

[@redhairedaly]

Is it weird that I think it's really adorable the way he was talking to Lucy? Like what he was saying wasn't adorable but like his tone with her was cute. He needs to be a father.

[@baileyjohnson9468]

RedHairedAly YES! I completely agree

[@83gemm]

Don’t worry. He has basically adopted Pete Davidson

[@cara_carambola]

He is a father to lovely petunia

[@prennt57g99]

You: This is an on-fire garbage can... *shakes shoulders* ...could be a nursery

[@evyhatzi600]

we found john mulaneys real estate agent

[@ajwelsh3191]

Look at that man with those feminine hips.

[@starringvincentprice]

NOOOO that’s the thing he’s sensitive about!

[@baambooob]

have u seen dem ARMS tho

[@rburp123]

tall child*

[@carriex0o]

Very accurate

[@haileymoore5777]

he’s not a man, he’s a tall child!

[@fireflocs]

When I become aware of new John Mulaney content, I ignore every other concern in my life and make it my mission to watch it, making excited yelping noises all the while.

[@ainsleyking7372]

lmao me

[@jadetheshade]

SAME

[@jonm4206]

Everyone has their kink

[@cherylynl.tompkins7049]

It may be new to you, but this is from 4-5 years ago and only released on KZbin by Comedy Central this year.

[@JenniferDaniels909]

How did he not tell Lucy about, “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!” 😂

[@tejaswoman]

John's just lucky his mother didn't bring him that glove to try on, just to make sure it was only Diana and her lover that he was to blame for.

[@dustin2698]

Probably because he was talking about how Johnny Cochran was playing with props, not the sheer absurdity of the things people said: that would take you down the Kato Kaelin and Mark Fuhrman rabbitholes.

[@hayberdasher8625]

He just made Lucy aware that the OJ trial existed, he didn't want to overwhelm her with the utter insanity of it all at once

[@prestontucker6579]

As one does!

[@akilasmith6063]

Look at that man with those lovely arms.

[@stevietonche]

That high waisted man still has feminine hips.

[@akilasmith6063]

@@stevietonche lol. Will he ever get rid of it?

[@ceddy123]

I just want someone to love me the way white audiences love John mulaney

[@RatherCrunchyMuffin]

He is our prophet, and must be protected at all costs

[@nathanm.8823]

I only like him because he's white.

[@sena167]

@@nathanm.8823 we know

[@AlexTheel]

:)

[@seanmiller3756]

I only like him because he is Asian.

[@SophieArabella]

his skin is so beautiful I wasn't prepared for this

[@baileyjohnson9468]

Sophie Tinsley LITERALLY

[@silentsmurf]

He uses three creams!

[@nezbut7]

this man did one (1) prepared joke in a five minute set and HE STILL KILLED IT. (not to say that he hasn't had this OJ simpson conversation before with himself while he was taking a piss though)

[@Erika-313]

I mean, he probably planned most of The Jinx stuff in advance, right?

[@celeste-fish]

I didn’t know john mulaney had arms

[@PandaHopeful]

your favorite renjun stan omg 😂

[@saturnerens]

not complaining doe

[@mysteryname6792]

Yeah I thought he was like a Wii character (a Mii) with hands that just float in front of him.

[@7elEvan1]

This is such a strange dynamic with Lucy and it's a testament to Mulaney's stagecraft that it works. Usually if a comedian is focusing on one audience member, they're roasting them

[@safiyajamali565]

So jealous of Lucy...

[@kaguya-sama928]

@Mike Knight It's been a long time since I've audibly laughed at a comment.. good one lmao

[@FrankHarrison12]

@Mike Knight It's alright, I'll cringe for her. Your joke says more about your ignorance than her name. Safiya is an Arabic name given to females... and African warlords were/are all male. Sort of a stupid joke, but at least you found someone as vapid as yourself to laugh at it, cheers~

[@FrankHarrison12]

@Mike Knight I'm just having fun~

[@safiyajamali565]

@Mike Knight Glad to see you two have sorted things, that was a real emotional rollercoaster...

[@safiyajamali565]

@Mike Knight Buddy, all I did was have an awesome Arabic/African warlord name😂

[@sundussiddiqui573]

new john mulaney content... I'm in heaven!

[@headlesscentaur]

This is an episode of The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail from 2015 (S2 E3, I had to look that up) so it's not actually that new xD.

[@micmasters801]

I love the t-shirt regular look. I feel like I’m there and he’s working out material. Mulaney for the win!

[@SenorGnar]

micmasters801 he was! Meltdown was a great room for that

[@zainabalzangana238]

can we just talk about how brave john has been for this 4minutes- talking to a 13year old instead of getting off the stage and getting out of the place and crossing the street- such a brave tall child

[@absolutelynot524]

me during a class report: "None of this is prepared material, Lucy."

[@imperfectmuslima]

I lose it when he says "none of this is prepared material, Lucy". Every time.

[@Seapatico]

This is somehow the greatest 5 minutes of stand up ever. Also, look how handsome he is here!

[@brbapappa]

Sean Cook Ever, of the most recent 10 minutes of your life.

[@shenvalla]

I love how all of his stand up is so universal and yet so specific

[@leahbloom3752]

i like how lucy is trying to demonstrate that she processing the information

[@kris242]

This is pretty much the exact reason why Mulaney is one of the most adored comedians out there right now. Completely unprepared here, and yet he wins the audience immediately by prying into them, finding the most vulnerable victim and then highlighting that victim with absolute respect and perfectly respectful response 🤣 Such a gem to the comedic world ❤️

[@alisaurgent]

imagine not only seeing john mulaney live but having him essentially have a conversation with you

[@kara2125]

i don't know anything about what he's talking about but just his delivery makes me laugh

[@oliviagrace6914]

repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 😌

[@kara2125]

@@oliviagrace6914 dude WHAT????

[@ardenvida4598]

I don't know if I should be focusing on Mulaney talking about how much he loves crime dramas and Robert Durst _again,_ wishing I was Lucy, or staring at his arms.

[@blackgothicrose89]

I watched The Meltdown and I don't even remember John was on it but I distinctly remember this episode. Is that what him not wearing a suit does? Is a t-shirt and jeans John Mulaney's Clark Kent?

[@shreyasrays]

Um why does John Mulaney look jacked af?!

[@DanielJayUSA]

I love how John makes her apart of the show. Such a good dude she’ll remember that forever. He’s such a good man.

[@mattbas-vi7750]

The Beatles, Friends and OJ's trial, poor Lucy has never been more out of the loop than in this stand up

[@ChageeyaSarang]

Seeing John Mulaney's exposed arms feels like I'm walking in public without my hijab on

[@83gemm]

I wish so much that he sees this comment. Fantastic

[@Apples765]

Lol 😂😂

[@myishenhaines1706]

💛

[@oliviagrace6914]

@@83gemm repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late 🥰

[@83gemm]

@@oliviagrace6914 Wha?

[@jackwarren1687]

God he's HOT

[@TheKrazysexykool]

I concur

[@alainart]

You guys should reupload it, titled, "John Mulaney says..." more people would click on it.

[@edwardnygma8533]

"John Mulaney explains the O.J. Simpson trial to a 13 year old audience member" imo.

[@bboysfanatic]

One of the best storytellers of all-time! He could make any topic interesting. He has a fresh and unique presence.

[@TightPancakes]

I love him laughing at his own jokes 😂

[@VoltaDoMar]

John is the best at doing stand-up comedy of anybody working today, maybe as good as anyone I've ever seen.

[@jackrichey8212]

Him saying “Lucy” after like every three words is amazing

[@notaurewhat2putok]

Love seeing good representation of Asian American woman

[@nathanm.8823]

John and Lucy had a great set!

[@stormcline424]

"Did you see the jinx young girl" is my favorite quote

[@mooble1325]

'this guy does not have an emmy. he's dead' well, there you have it. the only two states of being.

[@aislinmcclarnon8766]

His laugh at 1:37 gives me so much life

[@nerdcrewproductions655]

I'm just laughing at the thought of Jennifer Aniston with a mustache. 😂

[@babyvia6712]

“Jazz Forever” is fucking sending me

[@cu7695]

That was Emily (Kumail's wife) fixing the microphone.

[@TrollPriestZandum]

Yeah. That's fishy.

[@MumfordnSons77]

@@TrollPriestZandum what ya mean?

[@SenorGnar]

TrollPriestZandum she was the producer on the show, literally part of her job

[@IntensePeppers]

Finally, John Mulaney material I haven't seen 49 times

[@melissasaint3283]

"From 94 to 95 you didn't have to watch any other TV whatsoever"... it's so true And it lasted even longer than that, there was so, so much commentary

[@NJGuy1973]

Baseball picked the right year to cancel the World Series. And that's coming from a Yankee fan. Edit: The NHL went on strike, too. There was only half a season, but there was a Stanley Cup final.

[@ImTMZ]

​@@NJGuy1973 wow, born in '96. Like we went through a whole pandemic and didn't cancel championships like that. It's crazy how much this had a hold on America

[@jellalipop]

I've been staring at his arms the whole time I forgot to actually listen

[@endgamefond]

Seeing him laugh makes me happy. His darn smile 😀

[@stilltainted922]

i am literally crying listening to this at work. unbelievable how hilarious and off the cuff he is.

[@kara2125]

i've already heard the beatles observation and i still laughed

[@ghostface6901]

His laugh warms heart. It's amazing

[@indigoesagain]

He's kind of ripped, in the way a pound asian American women would be

[@katelyngibson3633]

Conspiracy theory: John Mulaney died and the government replaced him This isn’t the real John This copy doesn’t have feminine hips and he’s wearing a t shirt

[@haleeyoung]

Kate Gibson he has them removed for this set

[@kaden1209]

“I’m not telling you, I’m telling Lucy!”

[@akbar6319]

Where’s the suit?!?!

[@TimThomason]

Seeing him without a suit is more jarring than seeing him with an unexplained moustache.

[@mollymyers4173]

i’m a simply girl. i see john mulaney and i click

[@JahRandom]

Wow..him explaining all that, and playing solely to Lucy in the beginning was incredible. He is so talented and, imo, the greatest and most talented comedian of today's day and age.

[@evymorgan2309]

I am in love with his laugh

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

Even when the material isn't polished and off-the-cuff, it's still f**king GOLD!!!

[@Thelewster15]

Just came here after hearing OJ Simpson died

[@aharmon3]

I just watched all of “The Jinx” because of this bit. Totally worth it. Thanks John

[@accorsistudios]

That was great, he made her day and she definitely doesn't lack in confidence.

[@wickedly4]

Bro he did a full section of his stand up set with unprepared material what a miracle of a dude I adore him lol

[@computermash8542]

Seeing mulaney in a T-shirt really puts his “tall child” joke in perspective

[@jennaa5230]

I love EVERYTHING about this video, though one of my favourite parts is right at the beginning: *John Mulaney walks on stage* "I'M SORRY!!" Like that is the most John Mulaney thing he could've done 😂

[@calliedalton1703]

Is he depressed? Where is his tie? Where is his suit? Who is this?

[@akaJXG]

That 13 year old is a friend of mine and this is a joy to watch.

[@matilda5753]

no one: john mulaney: they all had mustache

[@derekarnold2077]

Me, a whisper: Oh my God, they all had mustache

[@oliviaruffolo293]

The way Lucy’s mom was hitting her arm when John was talking to her that gave me ptsd from a deep routed memory and now I’m shaking in fear and idk why

[@ashaspence5446]

john mulaney not wearing a suit makes him look at least a decade younger

[@freedom_ot]

I love how he talks about Lucy

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

He is perfect example of a guy who doesnt need huge muscles and he is still ridicilously hot.

[@HarriedPedestrian]

To answer the mustache question: Paul had a car accident, and grew a mustache to hide the resulting scar above his lip, so the other Beatles decided to grow a mustache as well in solidarity.

[@PhillyFrank1]

John Mulaney in a snug t-shirt -- woof!

[@af631GFY]

The OJ reflection, was my fav bit. Lucy hopefully appreciated this.

[@RogueJyn]

Woah, that tall child looks like he works out

[@vlada1582]

he looks so happy

[@nehaa4846]

i am so damn jealous of Lucy rn it’s unREAL 😂😂 what i wouldn’t give to be her lmaoo

[@hawyee9090]

seeing this has made me realize how badly i need a new john mulaney special

[@Nautilus1972]

I was in college. I watched every moment of that trial right from the Bronco chase.

[@toastedjoe1013]

Imagine if he killed himself in the Bronco? His fame would have ended there without the huge spectacle of the trial. I doubt anyone would still be talking about him.

[@HopeUnquenchable]

I don’t know why the sudden switch from talking about the O.J. Simpson trial to talking about the Beatles all growing mustaches just threw me 🤣

[@danniruthvan3265]

I'm okay with John Mulaney never having his own kids, but I sure do love watching him interact with kids.

[@meganhansel9952]

HE. IS. SO. ATTRACTIVE.