(Some of) The Best of John Mulaney

[@Sashacalderon]

Seeing John Mulaney without a suit on is like seeing your teacher on a weekend

[@NinjaPanda-dt3ye]

So true

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Yeaahhhh

[@tranquilrabies]

At the grocery store like a normal person who shops! Too weird!

[@ME-bd3ut]

One of my teachers wears a suit in his daily life...

[@margaritam.9118]

It’s like seeing your teacher naked. Super wrong.

[@Alison.taylor.c]

"I am homeless, I am gay, I have Aids, I am new in town" is essentially the plot the the musical Falsettos

[@scout802]

Yes

[@bulldoggirl3008]

Oh my god 😂

[@Alison.taylor.c]

or Rent

[@el-zs4mh]

IM SCREAMING

[@katrina7679]

@@Alison.taylor.c I was just about to also say Rent lol

[@alexcarey5974]

it’s so weird seeing him perform in normal clothes and not a suit

[@hannahbowman5771]

Alex Carey omfg that’s what’s been bothering me about this.

[@commaJim]

His best stand-up bit (or my favorite, I guess) he did in a hoodie! The Top Part

[@frostyflames7864]

Kid Gorgeous > Kid Presentable

[@claire-yn2zi]

I agree, he is usually rather smartly dressed. No matter what, I love Mulaney. Such a funny guy!

[@dreamcatcher2960]

He looks like Grant Gustin in normal clothes!

[@leoberger3685]

It's sooo sad hearing him talk about quitting alcohol knowing he relapsed a week ago. I wish him strength to beat his addiction.

[@kerrynhopkinson2478]

I was thinking the same thing 🤍 I really hope he's doing alright 🥺

[@luisegene2023]

He relapsed?!?!?!?

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

Quarantine is hurting more people than helping them. 100% you should research it. Suicide is really bad too

[@kumarabhishek1500]

Omg I really hope he is ok now 🥺💖

[@hellontherockswithatwist2748]

@@luisegene2023 He did but he checked himself into a 60-day rehab

[@gregrasputin6662]

"then i go to the Delta help desk which is an oxymoron" That was such an underrated line

[@TamannaDas]

Fr

[@ohad.5890]

I don't get it?

[@skysmindgarden]

@@ohad.5890 an oxymoron is when to contradictory statements are put in the same sentence, e.g. "cruel kindness". Delta airlines are so unhelpful, but they have a help desk. Your welcome

[@ohad.5890]

@@skysmindgarden Thank you man :)

[@gabriellapatino2401]

1000 like

[@Ott3rpup]

John Mulaney Talks Like Capitalising The First Letter Of Every Word

[@RandomGirl759]

I read this with his voice hahaha

[@millicentbystander4502]

He Really Does. Wow, I Honestly Didn't Realize That For A Second

[@Splox5]

And It Works

[@nightpool42]

kanaya and john mulaney kin each other

[@elumi0]

nightpool YES

[@Esselo]

I wish John Mulaney lived for a thousand years, just so every mundane experience or moment in history could be viewed from his eyes.

[@jacovawernett3077]

Amen

[@TitanFrost]

You say that like he isn't an immortal being who has watched over humans since the dawn of man.

[@nationofrizzlam]

"You might ask, what happened to that Julius Caesar guy? Well audience, I'll tell you. On the Ides of March, all of the people who were supposed to be his friends gathered, and fucking stabbed him! It'd be like if you were living with your parents, and they held a surprise party for you, everyone who saw you grow up was there... and then they all stabbed you!" Not my best writing.

[@jacovawernett3077]

I was born March 11...

[@jacovawernett3077]

I am the wick on candles...

[@nateds7326]

I'm glad he's going to rehab. I'd be damned if we lost someone like this so early.

[@u3u_o3o]

rehab for what?

[@princesspeasant4536]

I'm glad he's seeking help and bettering himself. Hope to see him pick himself up soon.

[@herculesbrofister265]

i was hoping he was joking about the severe blackouts, guess not.

[@billybutcher4995]

@@herculesbrofister265 Nah his bit abt having major blackouts is true. He was a heavy drinker in his early 20’s.

[@SillyManGoofyGuy]

Yo i heard this and i actually cried, i felt really bad, but he is getting better and thats good

[@arrenregretsnothing5776]

john mulaney blacking out each time he drinks was his brain’s version of “aight imma head out”

[@CelesticCF]

First thing I thought of

[@meredithfalls2270]

Fun fact: spongebob is actually sitting down in the frame that that meme was made from

[@Ryniano]

Tf is your profile pic?

[@arrenregretsnothing5776]

if i get one more comment on my profile picture on any other video i will CRY 🥺 it’s mouth and that’s that

[@Ryniano]

arren regrets nothing theres also like parasites in the mouth and fungus on the lips

[@enemiestoaster]

What I personally love about Mulaney is that he always looks uncomfortable.

[@enemiestoaster]

@Brittany Bennett No.

[@scat1544]

THATS WHAT IT IS. I love him and his comedy but I could never figure out what it was.

[@coffe4meplz]

it's because he has anxiety

[@nyah258]

so do i

[@hadleelandis553]

What can I say he’s been nervous his whole life

[@davidharris3028]

Therapist: It's okay John Mulaney without a suit isn't real he can't hurt you John Mulaney without a suit:

[@AsdfghjkL-lv6kb]

Let’s be honest, John could never hurt anyone. He would probably end up hurting himself

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@@AsdfghjkL-lv6kb I hear no lies here

[@nordicfalcon]

@@AsdfghjkL-lv6kb He did hurt himself. He had relapsed into alcohol a couple months ago. He checked himself into rehab for 2 months. He should be out or about to get out.

[@denkikaminari7894]

@@AsdfghjkL-lv6kb true

[@mariarue7619]

The build from Anna being his girlfriend to his wife is my favorite development of his comedy

[@nyah258]

Mia Rue RIGHT

[@themilkman3569]

And That’s my wife!

[@skygod973]

No one like

[@lilyg4206]

Skygod learn how to spell correctly then come back

[@ilemraz]

@@lilyg4206 dude all those words were spelled correctly. Neither you nor i can just understand what it meant.

[@Mitreme]

Imagine being Lucy, a 13 year old girl who just expected to see a guy make some jokes for an hour but ended up being told about the OJ case exclusively for like 3 minutes

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

did you see her eyes though? She was lost in his voice lol I bet she didn't hear a damn thing he said

[@helloZ]

@@aa1bb2cc3dd4 she's 13?

[@aa1bb2cc3dd4]

@@helloZ are you going to call me sick for saying what I said? That would make you naive as hell.

[@arieldoesntloveyou]

ThatWingedGirl im thirteen and I would be lost in his voice

[@baconyos5871]

EyeInTheSky no, they’re gonna want to know if she’s 13 because you kinda didn’t answer

[@rainingwhenidie]

Seeing his arms makes me feel like a Victorian man who just witnessed a woman lifting up her dress to reveal an ankle...

[@JuliePerriello]

That, Good Sir, Is An Amazing Analogy.

[@Jadorelainie]

Lissteeeeeen, the accuracy!

[@faesforest]

What beldam flaunts her assets so freely and without a cautious air?! Blasphemy!

[@Nazoirr]

Oh my too accurate

[@alexia3552]

You said it you said the thing

[@AK474000]

"Can I please go home on an airplane?" "Noooo, in fact, we're going to frame you for murder..." gets me every time.

[@Abbot3663]

“Or maybe she feels it in her feet, like a Native American” as a native I approve this message

[@oliviabennington8551]

This is my first time seeing this scene and that moment had me cackling

[@taralynyazzie1415]

Same dude 😂

[@dornaleesalmon8872]

666th comment also thank you

[@peachispider3645]

As a fellow Native, I also approve this message and can confirm. 😂

[@eventoliver3111]

Same

[@grouch314]

I don't think anything has made me laugh harder than the story about 10 year old Mulaney telling his father he's going to vote democrat and his father telling him "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair"

[@alexinwonderland5782]

same, i don’t think i’ve related to a John Mulaney clip more than that one 😅

[@samantharau9687]

You know how you talk to a child?

[@brandonlarimore5223]

I definitely love this one, but nothing makes me laugh more than one black coffee

[@sarahjeanwinkler2540]

Where can I find this on youtube

[@janedoe-vu9mp]

and that’s on black coffee

[@kailynthompson8693]

John: *drinks alcohol* His brain: ight imma head out

[@natalierudnick8487]

this aged nicely ☹️

[@julesis-dead6751]

@@natalierudnick8487 wait what did he relapse or something?

[@natalierudnick8487]

Mr. Big Large Sweaty Big Boy yeah he did :( he checked himself into rehab in like the middle of december

[@julesis-dead6751]

@@natalierudnick8487 that’s so sad, but I’m glad he’s getting the help he needs

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@julesis-dead6751 He had a really bad interview on a show where he was blasted. But at least he’s aware of it now.

[@hennyblanc01]

I, FOR ONE, AM VERY GLAD OUR TALL CHILD IS GETTING SOME REST.

[@beek.4860]

he can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

[@simonfea2]

He has his own tall child now, isnt that interesting? I wonder if his son will know his own father? Will John impart his knowledge of the dangers of second locations to Malcolm?

[@beek.4860]

@@simonfea2 someday in a few years John will pull into a McDonald's and order one black coffee and the cycle will be completed

[@andyfitzgerald3202]

When he's not in fancy clothes, I can definitely see how he's a tall child burning the candle at both ends.

[@parkerashe6859]

I fucking love your profile picture btw

[@JustAWorms]

@@parkerashe6859 me too c:

[@williamlucente2599]

Trans Doofenshmirtz ❤️

[@12gauge_shawtyy]

love ur pfp uwu

[@rcaygumicabk8072]

Yeah he's tall and then when pete is remotely close to him he becomes a kid

[@joshhale9355]

It’s always people that look like John Mulaney who end up being the craziest partiers. Unassuming, looks very normal, those are the guys that end up in a different state after a night of partying

[@uppercrustgaming4295]

^me

[@muniapolis287]

I have a friend that looks like him & as a person she's a lot like him; intelligent & sarcastic. She herself agrees

[@lumenjoslin4301]

My theatre teacher looks like him and he's said such gems as "I'm gonna light you on fire and roll you down a hill."

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

@@lumenjoslin4301 this is inception rite here...

[@newt1348]

Drew Gooden

[@Arlooon]

This man radiates absolute chaotic energy and it scares me Edit: oh damn 13k likes??? Wtfff

[@hameedahettu8266]

And wields it with an intense focus

[@merideth4342]

He burns the candle at both ends

[@wayverleesoulsong]

Charlotte Brodie you should be

[@TheMoezilla]

It's been my experience that the calmest people are the ones you should be watching out for...

[@cringe_homestuck_fan3703]

Imagine him, at three am, in a train station, and he just starts getting faster and faster matching your pace, you run then he just sprints towards you

[@peytinpenny6740]

The amount of serotonin this man gives me is insane

[@mossvideos8460]

I watch when I'm sad

[@DarkAnimusSB]

i come back to this vid every few years and i know it all by heart. its really such a great compilation

[@PizzaWithPowers]

“In her eyes I’m an adult and adults rape each other” lmaoo I felt that

[@amariboxill9033]

"kind of a lot" killed me

[@jamesflick668]

@Music is life amazing

[@RealGrayKnight]

F e l t

[@melosgllareva8631]

I hope not

[@scp--297]

😂

[@ryansayshi2456]

"I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars," The number of times I've used this line is ridiculous

[@fishylittleman8117]

Ryan Says Hi IM USING THIS NOW AHHHHHHHHH-

[@fumothfan9]

He predicted the future

[@fishylittleman8117]

turtlemaster 5000 AH YESSSSSS

[@stellarzye]

what if i come out like that

[@fishylittleman8117]

Gh0st_Fl0wers THE FACT THAT THIS IS HOW I WILL INTRODUCE MYSELF TO PEOPLE FOREVER NOW IS SOMEHOW MORE TRUE THAN THE FACT THAT I AM LITERALLY A HUGEASS BOTTOM THAT LOWKEY IS KIND OF GAY FOR A FISH MAN CHARACTER AND IT HURTS OMFG-

[@shoob9479]

He became more and more formal in his appearance over the years

[@isaacj.elliott2137]

Shubhangi that’s an observation 👏👏

[@NandR]

And less Asian...

[@UnknowingMan1]

I have a feeling the next special he’s going to have a penny coat, top hat, and mutton chops for the ultimate gentleman look

[@zackbrosky9008]

He said in an interview with Tan France that dressing like everyone else didnt feel like they were spending their money on something special.

[@reen4450]

He joked that he was becoming more like his mom in New in Town but in a more recent interview he said he's realized he became his dad. "Weird and formal" is how he describes his dad in the special and i think alot of people would describe him the same way (which isnt a bad thing tbh. It fits him.)

[@samanthakayywinters507]

The way he says "ima push him" has me in tears. "Hey im very gay give me a few dollars" fuckin same

[@love-hammer]

I love how he doesn't even address why a 13-year-old is at a comedy club or change his language at all. A refreshing difference from most comedians and made the OJ stuff even funnier.

[@ArtemisScribe]

I mean did you hear the kind of things his parents took him to? A Frank Sinatra concert and a Clinton fundraiser, Lucy is having what John would probably consider a fairly normal childhood experience here.

[@potmki6601]

Brittany Bennett I guess I'm with John and Lucy childhood experience-wise, because idk where is a "fault" here

[@BubblegumLightsaber]

I saw him in Portland last December and there was a seven-year-old girl in the front row (presumably with her parents, but I didn't actually see her directly) that he noticed and spent like a quarter of the show interacting with. It was adorable.

[@gretadavis8615]

“Perfect age” lol, very cute interaction

[@koejuntz9863]

Where was the comedy club this happened at

[@devam7768]

John Mulaney Comedy Techniques: 1. Inhabiting characters / actions of the story 2. Changing tonality 3. Sarcasm 4. Pausing for comedic effect

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

5. his expressions

[@d0xter742]

this is what every comedian does. inflection, acting, and timing

[@lupojw6566]

@@d0xter742 he just does it better

[@theonlyjoe_]

That’s like base level comedy techniques

[@kh0357]

but he’s the greatest to do it

[@althea9579]

“john mulaney in normal clothes can’t hurt you” *john mulaney in normal clothes:* 👱‍♂️ 👕🔪 👖 👞👞

[@genericm.2279]

Why does he have 4 shoes

[@victoriatube159]

@@genericm.2279 the emoji varies from one shoe to two shoes depending on your OS.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

You need to throw money with a moneyclip on it

[@blip_blop6777]

althea that emoji has remarkably feminine hips

[@starsanimations1107]

.....👨...... 👉 👔 👉 👖 👞👞

[@blueberrycurrents]

I’m glad drew gooden finally got the attention he deserved

[@_bee7627]

LMAOO OMS

[@Rebecca-zq5ry]

What are you talking about? That is obviously Danny Gonzalez.

[@blueberrycurrents]

@@Rebecca-zq5ry who? Arnt they the same person?

[@charadefae]

danny gonzalez and drew gooden are both just john mulaney moving very fast

[@blueberrycurrents]

@@charadefae they are big speedy men

[@tsibris]

The blacking out from alcohol plainly dressed bad haircut John, finally makes sense to me how is he friends with Pete Davidson

[@butteredchocolate]

There's 666 likes and I'm not gonna take it. 667th like, babey

[@lunarballoonistxo]

Every dark haired actor had this hair cut in 2005

[@cryspbacon]

pete is so much more far off but there is still hope for him 😂

[@kareninalabama]

Glad to hear all he ended up with as the result of a blackout was a bloody knee. Could've been like the guy in Ga. who blacked out while driving home from the bar with his best friend in the passenger seat. The next morning, sitting in the passenger seat of the guy's truck was the headless body of his best friend. Apparently, the friend leaned his head out of the window on the way home, and his friend drove too close to a telephone pole guy wire, decapitating his friend. He didn't even know what happened until the next day, when a neighbor found his friend's body still sitting in the truck. THAT is a bad blackout.

[@lindaraab4626]

i blacked out at the end of the school year party of 9th grade and woke up naked in my own bed with a huge bruise and some minor cuts and i was like?? what happened?? i walked upstairs and my parents were like :)) what do you remember?

[@conedvin]

"i walk and i say hello. no, thats too *subtle,* I'mma *push* him. I'mma *push* him. I'm gonna say I'm *new in town.* no no, hold back, hold back. save it. *build* to that. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma *push* him. I go, *I have aiiiids.* no, that's *too* strong. I'mma walk up to him, I'mma *push* him. i will start with the fact that i am *homeless.* as that is a *given.* then for *backstory,* I will *pepper* in the fact that i am *gay.-"

[@adriankormier8952]

The more he did the push the funnier it was hahaha.

[@Brendonmakesmesmile]

it's still so weird to hear an entirely different voice coming out of his mouth

[@llathem2212]

You’re very well versed in explaining John M.

[@NeonAtary777]

So good

[@aaronharris1092]

I'mma PHush 'im.

[@paigeclayton7627]

oh to be lucy, age 13 and have john mulaney walk you through a murder trial

[@sage6737]

Me when I started watching buzzfeed unsolved and listening to true crime podcasts lol

[@vincegonzalez2171]

"I know you all know it, I'm telling Lucy!"

[@quagernag]

I’d listen John telling me the tales of most heinous crimes in details with smile on my face. Actually would be very entertaining.

[@skineater0]

This makes a lot more sense after watching the video

[@squash_gurl7874]

@Lucy I have the same name and agent too :P

[@5H4TT3R3D]

"She must hear the train coming!" _Sprints after her in the empty, dark, ominous tunnelway to the edge of the subway._

[@julietblue1240]

Did I just see John Mulaney content I’d never seen before? Wild.

[@FrankyBabes]

Exactly my reaction. Totally amazed and pleasantly surprised

[@Weirwood256]

That Gotham set is a rare bird

[@skylamoreno]

Anthony Byaruhanga it’s on Spotify! It’s rlly awesome! Love it :)

[@miapatricia8778]

MEE

[@jonhmulaney119]

Really thanks for keep liking my page

[@wabb1e156]

all dislikes are from Delta Airlines

[@fsktnnkmobile7370]

I had to dislike this comment I am delta airlines

[@bgreaud]

I was just wondering how Delta's PR staff felt about this. It actually makes me want to play that clip while waiting on them!

[@bunhime9903]

And one from Detective J.J. Bittenbinder

[@BeppyCat]

"Thank you!"

[@wholewheat5160]

Some of them are the scooters in DC

[@michellep6417]

“Let’s just make an airline up let’s see- DELTA. Delta Airlines.”

[@zoeedmonson1396]

i feel like i shouldn’t be watching john unless he has a suit on

[@rils]

It’s like seeing someone nude

[@jonhmulaney119]

Why

[@zoeedmonson1396]

@@jonhmulaney119 bc he wears suits all the time now. it’s just his thing i guess.

[@jonhmulaney119]

@@zoeedmonson1396 yes just because of what is going on

[@sarahwall6390]

"This guy killed 3 people. And yet you'll watch it, young lady, and you'll go, 'I like this guy'" is legit the entire Sherlock fandom talking about Moriarty.

[@tonystarkissadspecial6852]

The SHERLOCK FANDOM IS STILL ALIVE

[@nataliadams4361]

That's very VERY true

[@jojoxd4342]

That is very obvious. I mean, rumors are rumors but we have to take evrry chance we can get to get new episodes

[@cassgray9340]

@@tonystarkissadspecial6852 your name is amazing

[@tonystarkissadspecial6852]

@@cassgray9340 cass gray your name sounds like the lullaby of a beautifully haunted poet . And thank you

[@davidcarter6659]

I love how he thought the homeless guy had a mirror to practice in.

[@678crazydave]

Shard of glass, puddle, car window, etc..

[@aileenonvenus]

David Carter starbucks public bathroom jejsndbsjan

[@pixiebells]

I thought of that too. Maybe a mirror in his local burger joint or gas station?

[@aidanmuller3358]

A store window

[@nanami9617]

Yes ofcourse he thought the guy had a mirror, just like he thought he most definitely practiced his pitch idea. -.-

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

I can’t believe someone booed him for making a healthy life decision lol

[@kevinsmith4741]

Bluestarfan10 “I’m not slap happy about it either! Booing at me!” 😂

[@SabrinaRina]

Not just that. It's like the one thing that makes no judgment or impact to others. Even being vegetarian comes with suggestion you think others should be too. But no more alcohol is almost always about having a problem personally or just wanting better health. Like if they booed him for saying "so I was talking to my healthcare provider..." 😕😤

[@caramelrhapsodyjesseslife]

I took a break from drinking years ago and all of my "friends" stopped hanging out with me.

[@tsinlao750]

Has you done the "life" much?. Common.

[@gucciasalways]

Booo you went to a healthcare provider. Stop giving a shit about your personal livelihood 😷

[@corporalclegg914]

he’s gotten so dang good. I saw him many many years ago in a tiny club & knew he make it big, if he kept it up. he looked like he was 12 back then, instead of his current 19.

[@YouveBeenMegged]

GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD!

[@maggiedallaire6206]

I have the whole "Delta Airlines" skit memorized someone help me

[@ZaxorVonSkyler]

Same!

[@ixzbxy3071]

it’s okay, i’m sure most of us do

[@IrvingIV]

Now memorize this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2S5g4uMq9dpjrc

[@pollypockets508]

It's ok. You could have memorized something much worse. Lol

[@gemsdirtykitchen3658]

I would love to help but it seems like one person skit. You will have to perform alone I'm afraid... good luck, tho.

[@muniapolis287]

Can't believe 13-year-old Lucy & her friends didn’t bully John for having feminine hips.

[@melodyrose9692]

HEY THATS WHAT HES SENSITIVE ABOUT

[@teecee7268]

I cross the street when I run into 13 year olds 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@scarlett6800]

@@teecee7268 same im 14 and some of my own kind is super intimidating.

[@Flamingaaa]

@@scarlett6800 hey. Im a 13 year old August 2021 Edit: im 14 now

[@scarlett6800]

@@Flamingaaa Hi!

[@lanemariee]

imagine being able to say that john mulaney chased you in a subway station at 2 am

[@jayb2436]

D Marie creepiest but the most cutest thing ever I low key even though in 13 have a crush on him

[@kelxy4105]

Jay Kitty I feel you he’s a solid 11/10 one extra point for his feminine hips

[@Amylisette74]

I would chase him back lol

[@chikinonfrydai]

Amy Bonilla Then you and John Mulaney would collide and you would both have a headache and it wouldn’t be fun for either of you.

[@kelxy4105]

ChikinOnFrydai no that’d be even better to collide it’d be like a dumb anime Romance plot

[@co11in__18]

I love how he mentions his fear of being kidnapped and then like 10 years later, we found out where it came from. Goddamn JJ Bittenbinder.

[@iris.i]

“iM A LItTle fAT giRl”

[@Spooky_Knight]

Same

[@madsvl2120]

iconic

[@lysandragrace5199]

I choked WTH!

[@OneAndOnlyYesMan]

6:35 “Then for backstory I will pepperinthefactthatiamgay”

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

me

[@kailynthompson8693]

I just start with that. The rest is backstory XD

[@bellesoares8523]

Hearing John Mulaney say “my girlfriend” instead of “my wife” is really weird

[@gwendalynnwatkins1296]

"That's my wife!"

[@tyroland06]

"Can *my girlfriend* come?"

[@Landon58yo]

Belle Soares 1000th like

[@iansalvatore990]

I DIDN'T MURDER MY WIFE

[@noamsivan8369]

is the jewish girl his wife now?

[@clerrre]

Wishing him a healthy recovery, we support you John!

[@q.8965]

His joke about waking up with more money hits very close to home. I once woke up the next morning with candle wax all down my front and a twenty dollar bill folded into my waistband, and I'll never solve that mystery.

[@antijess1121]

Kiko Cassette solved it

[@haileyadkins8412]

yikes

[@nfgatorgal]

LOL 😂

[@hunterchewning6725]

You sure it was candle wax?

[@artrijkrst_6751]

@@hunterchewning6725 oH

[@ninguem8947]

john: thirteen year olds are the meanest people also john: 13? perfect age

[@carveylover]

John Mulaney riffing with a thirteen year old is what makes him so great. That was some of the best comedy I have seen.

[@ShadowLegend300]

About the OJ trial no less hahaha

[@motherchrysler]

@@ShadowLegend300 e

[@feenix9354]

3:18 I love how he makes a non-offensive joke about native-Americans it’s refreshing from other offensive comedies. Gotta love John molaney (btw I’m native-American)

[@feenix9354]

*mulaney

[@rennygong8650]

every john mulaney video in the comments: HE'S GOT FEMININE HIPS

[@taylorgreen9929]

Also, Asian woman

[@melannabelle4420]

NO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!

[@Finn-ky1qx]

NOO THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT

[@turboshellllc5876]

He's high wasted.

[@htwwht41813]

he's a tall child that looks terrible cause he needs some sleep; he can't keep burning the candle at both ends

[@Angie-Pants]

"I peed regular" is honestly one of the funniest things he's ever said.

[@melaniebudd3616]

999th like 😂

[@matthias8122]

Never thought I’d see a Mulaney video so old that he was wearing Etnies.

[@rewrite5133]

@RUhere4the TRIGGERING They're just not extremely popular anymore

[@rewrite5133]

@RUhere4the TRIGGERING That doesn't really relate to this

[@PolythenePam0451]

@Stop the BS what does this mean?

[@PolythenePam0451]

@Stop the BS Ah, nothing says female member of society than tight jeans.

[@jillleebean6327]

Stop the BS are you good

[@herpderpnarwhals1996]

John talking about his alcoholism hits different now. Hope he’s doing okay ♥️

[@jonhmulaney119]

Thank you for asking

[@prakritosmagical]

"I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, and I'm new in town." Did you mean: *Falsettos the musical*

[@e11sme11z]

These comments are making me wanna listen to Falsettos and I'm scared by that-

[@katpastelle7389]

Tbh I got Rent vibes

[@ElinorMahoney]

Trina: *loud sobbing*

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Kat Pastelle Today 4 U

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Cherry Treat I’m pretty sure one of the songs starts with “4 Jews in a room bitching”

[@paigescarlett589]

It’s crazy how he talks about his past and how he was a blackout drunk in his youth and then the first clip is “I quit drinking a few MONTHS ago”

[@314rft]

Well it's an old clip, also judging by how he's not in a suit and how the audience is smaller.

[@jonhmulaney119]

Really

[@paigescarlett589]

@@jonhmulaney119 I swear if I see a video soon that says “JoHn MuLanEy GoEs uNdeRcOveR oN tHe InTerNet”

[@jonhmulaney119]

Really my dear I hope you’re keeping watching my videos may god bless you

[@jonhmulaney119]

@@paigescarlett589 my dear you can Download if my dear

[@Ravierave]

Seeing John Mulaney not dressed like a 1940’s news anchor is so trippy

[@Unwatered.plants]

I love his voice, his voice makes his jokes 10x funnier

[@abigaildaguillo939]

"OH.......... she must hear the TRAIN COMING."

[@GeshTorres]

🤣🤣

[@Felix-xw6du]

OO yes I had one of those moments where someone said the thing while I’m reading the comment

[@setitonfire5132]

@@Felix-xw6du same

[@MJHootHoot]

I’m a little boy! 🤣

[@vulturedoll]

"i was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick" me. all day. every day.

[@MissBophaLokei]

saaaame!

[@katiee4396]

I always feel called out when he says that line

[@calliew8184]

*Netflix needs to give this proud Asian American woman another special* Enough said.

[@TimDespain]

He has one coming out toward the end of December, last I checked. I'm really stoked about it.

[@lanie7569]

SACKNLUNCJ BUCNH BABY

[@carpalini]

Call Ed.

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

we need more of the man with the feminine hips

[@lilyg4206]

absolute mistake ! THATS A THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT ABOUT

[@Freshmakermentos]

Isn't this the voice actor of spider pig from SpiderMan into the spider verse?

[@balaramanan111]

Yes

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

That’s him

[@vigglewiggle5396]

Yes

[@YouveBeenMegged]

Yep, he’s Peter Porker!

[@sockswithsamdals]

And there’s like 40 minutes they couldn’t use cuz he was cursing

[@quacklovesparanormal2041]

If it was really the “best of”, it would just be all of his stand-up.

[@RuntheJewelsAndFukYouToo42069]

Not if comedy central only owns the rights to these performances

[@RuntheJewelsAndFukYouToo42069]

And it says "(some of)" in the title lol

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Mike Quackenbush come on, he's had, like, I think 2 bad jokes so far

[@ashleysweeney7630]

John Mulaney is just gold❤

[@insertcurrentmemehere8855]

@@entothechesnautknight1762 which ones?

[@ZariDV]

It may sound stupid and ridiculous but it never occurred to me that John has ever worn anything but a suit ever lol. Like if you told me he went to bed in his suits id be "yeah sure, that sounds plausible" and if that isn't good personal branding idk what is.

[@claireb5018]

He's got satin suit PJs like Barney Simpson

[@user-xb5bz4fu9o]

He wears an old Victorian nightgown

[@lilwaffleiron7845]

0:00 -Getting fries is like an adventure 0:29 Blacking out from alcohol 2:12 Women seeing him as a threat 4:47 homeless guy who's new in town 7:10 Delta Airlines 10:05 talking to a 13 year old girl and the Jinx and OJ Simpson.

[@gabrielanunez1999]

god bless

[@user-sl4rh3dv4u]

thanks

[@TheKreature13666]

Thank you

[@shannonshoemaker8183]

Where are these clips from?

[@lilwaffleiron7845]

@@shannonshoemaker8183 his various standup shows. I can't name any of them though

[@myfoodishere]

i have never heard of this guy. he had me in tears. life saved me from the knowledge of him for this exact moment when i needed laughter the most. thanks john

[@uppercrustgaming4295]

Lowkey impressed with Lucy for being so quick, accurate, and loud with her responses under pressure. I'm 19 and I'd be like, "um, 18, I mean- I mean, um 19, I think?"

[@imshooketh1500]

@awsten dont forget cringe

[@DasAlbatross]

The bit with Lucy may be my favorite thing he's ever done.

[@FrankyBabes]

"I know YOU all know" was perfect. It's a thing plenty of comedians do, but he does it so well

[@ednavigil31]

Aww lucky Lucy 😍

[@AmberLF]

Seeing just a part of John's upper arms makes me feel like one of those high school boys distracted by female shoulders.

[@libbyc4302]

_mb_r omg someone put it into words thank u 🙏🏻

[@kbt1771]

Wait...boys get distracted by female shoulders?

[@AmberLF]

@@kbt1771 apparently 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@libbyc4302]

@@kbt1771 many school policies don't allow shoulders to be exposed. quite a lot have claimed the reasoning to be that it is "distracting" to the male students. (it's a bullshit rhetoric to police women and girl's bodies)

[@TheAkumuKing]

How about being distracted by his feminine hips

[@abigailshoes]

Saw a tweet hoping he was doing okay. I was reading the replies and I just suddenly burst into tears. So I'm here. I hope he's doing well in rehab.

[@micaelaroyo4837]

The reason I love John so much is that he looks so wholesome and then he's like swearing and talking about drinking. He himself is an oxymoron and I love it

[@roadworkahead3609]

like the delta airlines help desk?

[@kailynthompson8693]

*y e s*

[@laurenmlee19]

road work ahead? i sure *hope* it does

[@PhooPhooMagoo]

He does a remarkably authentic gay black homeless dude

[@cici5283]

He never said he was black?

[@OhNikk]

@@cici5283 Oh but its pretty obvious

[@oonasleep1673]

Nick i mean yeah

[@tkthemaestro]

Cici he’s definitely black, lol

[@grapeparlapiano6]

TK Stillman this thread is so painfully racist it’s almost sad but also funny?

[@FooknPenguins]

The punchline after the airlines skit was cut! He says “traveling alone is a nightmare. But when I’m with my girlfriend, the story is a lot shorter. she’s like “we should travel southwest.”

[@LokiiPlaysYT]

Doesnt he also go "and I'm like yeahhhhhhhhhh"

[@zrc1514]

@@LokiiPlaysYT He says "So it's better"

[@moonieland]

The way he just explains the OJ case to Lucy and she's just awkwardly sitting there like 😃

[@ameliebowman5091]

I still feel bad for the woman he chased down the corridor. She must have gone home terrified.

[@romaeraegan]

honestly same

[@deliren135]

I'm gonna hope the story was exaggerated for comedic effect slightly ,, like still happened but not to the "full on chasing" effect

[@wolfheart8604]

Yeah me too honestly.

[@Mel-jr5cz]

Me too. :( I assume John undoubtedly tried to ease the situation somewhat for the woman though, or at least I hope. He seems to be a kind man.

[@sleepyontime5513]

Imagine being that woman and seeing this guy who chased you all those years ago on the stage making people laugh.

[@ghrasta.]

“Didn’t that guy practice his speech in the mirror that morning?” The homeless guy?

[@misnomer6345]

@Maisie Crookston yes

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Maybe he could use a bathroom in a McDonalds or a subway restroom or something?

[@sidh9975]

his mirror is a puddle beside the newest club in town, spicy

[@cassgray9340]

In a puddle, perhaps

[@Nikifuj908]

Side view mirror

[@lizageorge8923]

If John Mulaney ever got kidnapped, we'd all blow our wallets for the Kickstarter to pay for his ransom.

[@1personiam]

Thankfully it won't come to that because he has some expert training from Detective Bittenbinder

[@matmarz]

Yeah, Street Smarts!

[@sagenebula]

smh did you learn nothing from Street Smarts? we need to blow out our *moneyclips*, not wallets. wallets get you stabbed.

[@anonymoussomeone3811]

in the beginning he makes jokes about his alcoholism and made everyone cheer, when really, the audience is unknowingly applauding his problem :/ lots of love to John in rehab ❤️

[@charliewenzday]

‘Hey would you help me out? I’m very gay’ Me asking for anything ever

[@klillym1461]

Me too

[@CeaselessWatch3r]

What's the left flag on your pfp?

[@mickie7933]

@@CeaselessWatch3r I believe it's the demi pan flag

[@CeaselessWatch3r]

Oh ok, I can see it now thanks!

[@EpicBananaGlasses]

same

[@amanday3103]

I’m enjoying the evolution of John’s hair

[@no-tq8iv]

And the sideburns

[@L3cargo]

his old hair made him look like he could be a character from an early 2000s Disney Channel show

[@FireMinstrel]

Watch him in "Dickinson". That's all I'm saying...

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

His joke about a horse in a hospital is still the best thing ever followed by Street Smarts and Bill Clinton. Oh, and let's not forget John driving.

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

aaaand the happy birthday sign

[@debaucheryscenes]

@@DeeFightingDreamer annnnnd A BIG ASS B

[@denisewilliams2317]

Dee and why buy the cow?

[@jonhmulaney119]

Thanks dear

[@sebastianmaker6798]

John Mulaney has influenced too much of my humour. My girlfriend and I were driving a friend home and her friend jokingly said "Ha, don't kidnap me" and I deadpanned "That's abduction, you're an adult."

[@carlaeyyy649]

It makes me uncomfortable seeing him in anything that's not a suit

[@sweetandsoursoup]

Carlaeyyy I’m so confused by the bell bottoms and Reeboks

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

He’s a gangly young fellow and it’s unsettling

[@kaishenanigans833]

No one: John: *tHaTs WhY iM tElLiNg LuCy*

[@samuelbrown5616]

SilverFangBoss Laufyson 420 likes. Nice.

[@harleydavis3402]

Samuel Brown 696 now *cough* nice.

[@joshuagonzales9150]

I was today years-old when I realized the reason he sounds just like the kid from Big Mouth is because he is the kid from Big Mouth

[@Zuckerburger_342]

I was trying to figure out where I had heard the voice from! Thank you that makes sense now

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

He’s also in spider man into the spidey verse.

[@oi_bruv]

*as spider ham

[@OhJodii]

He’s Andrew !!!

[@OhJodii]

Demi Guerrero no he doesn’t lol Jordan Peele is the ghost of duke . You can literally see it if you look up the cast , he is Andrew lol and he doesn’t even have to change his voice

[@nickjames8377]

Oof that blackout one hit hard after hearing he just put himself in rehab

[@nickjames8377]

@@fritzmuehlbauer9041 how so?

[@nickjames8377]

@@fritzmuehlbauer9041 ok but if oof is a way of expressing sympathetic discomfort then how is it innapropriate?

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@fritzmuehlbauer9041 dude what is wrong with you LMAO

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@nickjames8377 ignore him

[@nickjames8377]

@@kingofgrim4761 noted

[@Yamismol]

If something bad happens in your life just imagine John Mulaney telling it as a joke and it doesn't seem as bad anymore

[@felixwillis1756]

"Hey remember that time John Mulany Chased you down a hall at 2 in the morning?"

[@oliviagrace6914]

God bless! Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and died on a cross for our sins so we can live again in Heaven where there is no pain or suffering! God is our Father and Creator and raised His Son Jesus from the dead! Confess and repent of your sins and God will freely forgive you! Trust in God and live for Jesus as He died for you! 💕

[@felixwillis1756]

@@oliviagrace6914 thanks im an atheist

[@melodyrose9692]

olivia grace i’m an atheist luv xx

[@lizageorge8923]

It is so _jarring_ seeing John Mulaney's upper arms.

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

They are weirdly muscular. Maybe because I didn't even think they existed.

[@cabbagepatch2886]

This comment sounds like it was made in the 1850s, when exposing your ankles was considered sinful.

[@enyaw4491]

it makes me uncomfy

[@maloviolet]

@@cabbagepatch2886 i disagree, it's just because he usually wears suits so it's not really something you see a lot

[@sleepyontime5513]

Hes kinda attractive doe 🤪🤨

[@willowjade9832]

John Mulaney talking to Lucy about OJ Simpson for like five minutes straight was just *chef's kiss* perfect.

[@lindsayb1152]

"I know YOU ALL know; I'm telling LUCY."

[@mariabrady4900]

He was getting back at her for making fun of his feminine hips

[@brandonday2494]

@@mariabrady4900 If I remember right, John was also a huge fan of I Love Lucy as a kid. One of his formative comedy influences. So as soon as she said Lucy his eyes just lit up.

[@vg2324]

I honestly thought he was early 20s, looked him up hes 37

[@314rft]

In his own words, "I don't look older, I just look worse."

[@fvf9043]

HWAT

[@Katxo1831]

WHAT

[@corvidalexander3618]

Again, he's just a tall child, burning the candle at both ends

[@jonhmulaney119]

Really

[@caitlynjohnston6159]

i really hope he’s doing alright

[@Theimmortalmisfit]

“ I’m not exactly slap happy about it myself “ I’m gonna use that shit

[@DavidStadelman82]

Wow, that high-waisted man really has feminine hips.

[@valeriap3470]

This Dude’s A Dick NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@pompompurin2006]

How dare you insult our independent Asian woman 😤

[@thespicyone22]

thefluffybunbun _ he is a TIGER MOM

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

That’s a tall child actually

[@horrormakeupgirl]

xxIluvyouguysxx well then that tall child looks terrible- get some rest tall child