John Mulaney Is Obsessed With "Law & Order" | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@JakOTheShadows]

Young John Mullaney looks like the RA for the engineering dorm

[@bing13bong]

hoboknifefight he looks like my RA in my honors/scholars dorm 😂😂

[@sethfinberg348]

Or the manager for the basketball team

[@LT1]

Oh my god

[@OOPS_droppedIt]

Oh..

[@elizabethgutierez5614]

😂😂😂

[@UserNameMandatory]

So weird to hear his voice out of this boy with no suit on.

[@crystalkadletc1944]

UserNameMandatory it’s so weird

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

Is it a boy or just a high waisted man?

[@bagasasfriansyahpratama5015]

ikr

[@lemongavine]

Nihilist Porcupine with feminine hips

[@riskitforthetriscuitt2548]

HEY! That’s the thing he’s sensitive about 😂

[@krzychuka]

Where is the suit? He looks like a tall child!

[@GrymgaRPG]

This was when he was still a baby comedian.

[@Uhhlaneuh]

HES MY CHILD

[@andrewstran]

Original airdate: 06/07/07

[@karlos_marxican-godless-co1712]

"That really tall child looks terrible!!"

[@Trendyflute]

Get off the stage, tall child! You don't belong there!

[@erikfabianmendoza]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that this man killed Princess Diana

[@forshizzlemywizzle]

Erik Mendoza hahahahaha top shelf ref, sir

[@langdonalger9219]

Luckily he had an alibi since he was in Wisconsin and 12.

[@erikfabianmendoza]

Troy McLure right! The TV was still warm

[@GabrielleFct]

Ketaki Lolage kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWPHmmenbL-jn68

[@danielloeb2044]

@@langdonalger9219 Oh yeah, so let's just rule out everyone who was 12 years old and in Wisconsin at the time. That's how killers go free.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

Funny how Donald Trump jokes from 2007 are still relevant in 2019/2020... 😂

[@TheLeonorsena]

NUS-SI I mean he has 3 Netflix specials since then, he was a writer for snl and has a new Netflix special coming up so I think is doing well

[@Theo0x89]

Mulaney is a time-traveling deep-state agent controlled by the liberal Hollywood elite, believe me. He traveled back in time to discredit the hugest president of America since Jesus Christ himself. What a loser.

[@cs5384]

@NUS-SI "Selling ass on the Gold Street". lmao okay

[@DJ-xx6fb]

Lol.... stop projecting your life onto others.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

@@andrewboychurch You've got a lot to catch up on! He has some fantastic material. 👍

[@verumillic1424]

"Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mariod2890]

I'd take that lol

[@whackamolechamp]

That's a rip-off of a Simpsons joke

[@therandom58]

Bryan D when?

[@Dako108]

Donald Trump is amazingly consistent. Hasn't changed much at all, except his ego expanded to fit the whole world.

[@kingofthebis1068]

Bryan D Family guy stole the joke too

[@NolaChick82]

Wait. Has John Mulaney not aged in 12 years?

[@zaneman001]

No cuz he's a character

[@emilyharfst6468]

he’s immortal

[@brysonthomas8183]

While that is true, this aired about 12 years ago :P

[@kaynkay27]

"Get some rest tall child! You can't keep burning the stick at both ends!" -John Munlaney

[@janes8714]

he’s an immortal radio presenter from the 50’s

[@joeb588]

Aw he didn’t have the best part of the law and order joke at that point: “guy who, while being questioned by homicide detectives, won’t stop unloading crates”

[@ascent8487]

I think they are both great.

[@joeb588]

Ascent it’s all great, that’s just my favorite

[@imfromdowntown]

@Joe B Ha. Yup. Delivery guy and grocer are awesome but my favorite is mid-level manager who continues to walk through the office talking to the detectives stopping occasionally to review some paperwork before signing it.

[@orngpeelr9017]

They just uploaded that video! - guy from the future

[@Plusse]

He did, but he had already performed it on Conan about 4 months prior to this appearance: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWSWZXhmaMuXp6M

[@ArtemisScribe]

"Sometimes I think I live in an episode of Law and Order but I don't" Really John? Your neighbour turned out to be a cannibal. You definitely lived in an episode of Law and Order

[@MissAmesha]

I mean, this is years ago so, it probably hadn't happened yet

[@jacobloving6765]

Love Always or hadn’t made it up, yet

[@ryan4627]

He just didnt realize it was an episode of SVU

[@blueturtle3623]

T

[@maverickmckee9198]

“Man, we’re not doing very good in the algorithms. Does anyone have any ideas?” “How about old Mulaney tight fives?”

[@beverycarefuljohn586]

If it aint broke-repost

[@PatrickKeating]

He was on Conan's podcast on Monday. That's why

[@girlsgonepostal]

how come i read this in john mulaney’s voice

[@dumaskhan]

that tall child went places.

[@askmemum]

dumaskhan despite his high waist and feminine hips

[@blueberry.pancakes.]

He can’t burn the candle at both ends

[@Clstlsr000]

@@askmemum thats the thing hes sensitive about 😡

[@SDFlick619]

It’s awesome to see how he’s progressed and improved his delivery of this set throughout the years.

[@FeralWorker]

He's been terrible the last couple of years. He's taken to yelling everything, he's way better relaxed.

[@cookie4049]

@@FeralWorker he got way better at effective pauses post-rehab

[@rainerfantasie9573]

It also shows he wrote no new material throughout the years.

[@dreamstever]

He loves the pirate bit. And he should.

[@vintagevhsarchive]

"Nickel Shot Night" sounds like something bad might happen. "Ladies Drink Free" sounds like they're trying to make something bad happen.

[@barrylichtenstein9893]

Doesn't he realize, that if he publically does comedy, we're going to discover that he's the Flash?

[@EinDose]

No, don't you see, it's the perfect cover! Nobody will believe people saying that he's the Flash, because they'll expect it to be a bit!

[@barrylichtenstein9893]

@@EinDose that's genius. (perhaps suspiciously too smart) Youve surely opened my eyes: Best hiding place is out in the open. Cool Time to search out other superbeings in our midst.

[@DMKen]

I don't know why but that one got me. Thank you. 😂

[@huntercuyler]

he did a bit about that when he performed at miami university

[@barrylichtenstein9893]

@@huntercuyler You're kidding? That's great. Thank you for that. Kharma is strong within us sometimes.

[@tanyalanzar8368]

John Mulaney’s voice sounds like his in a black and white mobster movie.

[@onesmolbeanie]

He looks like someone his present self and Pete Davidson birthed.

[@marty6779]

True...

[@frankirons9337]

These were the days. Conan was still on NBC, Donald Trump was just some guy, and John Mulaney was just as tall yet more of a child.

[@whitney5870]

it’s weird seeing john mulaney stand up i don’t have memorized

[@expertexcavatinginc]

He's done this bit so many times. My favorite is the longer version of repeating characters off the show and the Ice T version of this set.

[@Yahikkox]

you mean like when someone drinks to much or snorts cocaine or bets the house on the ponies

[@expertexcavatinginc]

@@Yahikkox ....or eats too much chocolate cake... and then throws it up.

[@DannyBPlays]

so many times? This is back from his 2007 set, he doesnt do this material anymore

[@fabulosospucas]

Yahikkox I loled

[@beatnikmary]

My favourite is the person packing or unpacking boxes who is too busy doing their job to stop for a second, even when the murder police are talking to them.

[@josephinep5538]

Mulaney really likes Law n Order lmao I thought he was gonna talked about his Ice T jokes, turns out it's a definitely different material 😝

[@beemnn4540]

He was 23 when he did this stand up , crazy how time flies

[@Daniel_B79]

He hasn't aged a day. Amazing!

[@mrde0mrsai]

because this was originally aired in 2007?

[@katebattista7400]

@@mrde0mrsai yea and? OP didn't say this was from today. He said John hasn't aged a day. He could be comparing 2007 John in the video to 2019 John.

[@Daniel_B79]

@@mrde0mrsai yeah! What did you think I meant?

[@3star4life]

Daniel B he looks the same except he also talks through his burps

[@Cloud07777]

Asian don’t raisin. Also his wife is a Hollywood makeup artist and that significantly helps.

[@abdul_f1594]

This guy is so talented that he got his jokes stolen 😂

[@Catdaddyacab]

This is it. Finally. I’ve been searching for so long. This is the skit that I saw all those years ago and made me a fan.

[@stephanies5281]

ThE MuRdEr pOLicE 😂

[@dirtporcelain]

Bar by my house had it's 50th anniversary and offered drinks and food at the price they were 50 years ago. 25 cent beers, 35 cent well drinks, $1for a burger and fries. I've never been more blackout drunk for under $10 in my life

[@kawaiilotus]

This is brilliant!

[@momcatwoo]

“He puts his name on everything, like that’s gonna stop him from dying...Did he see ‘Citizen Kane’ but not the end?”

[@jessicamayer8233]

I knew this was an old video because 2019 John would *never* wear a shirt like that on stage

[@MusicalIsMySoul]

I freaking love John Mulaney. Also, I love that this outfit makes him look like a teenage boy that’s been dragged out to go golfing with his disgruntled father. What a guy!

[@bluejadeblue]

i seriously never get tired of john’s stand up. i could listen to his material forever 😂

[@jmarvelleb]

Trump now: What would a cartoon president would do?

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I love Conan. When he tells someone "absolutely hilarious" immediately after their set on his show, it seems like he really means it.

[@MissAmesha]

"'Why did something happen to her?' 'Yes something DID most definitely happen. That's why the MURDER police are here..'" *MURDER* police. omg

[@fl3820]

“Wait a second. Parking garage in the afternoon, vague and crappy dialogue...We're about to find a dead body.😀”

[@essamousa4238]

That Citizen Kane joke is so weird coz Trump literally said it's his favourite movie

[@dudemanjack98]

He probably never saw the movie just read Roger Ebert said it was the best movie ever made & thought that it would make him sound smart.

[@Lynevil]

@@dudemanjack98 everyone who says citizen kane is their favorite movie says it because they think it is going to make them sound smart.

[@dudemanjack98]

@@Lynevil the real answer is Home Alone 2 or any other movie he is in

[@olivermoth]

the transition from the 100 million dollar joke to the pirate chest one was comedic gold. John Mulaney is so damn good

[@ParkerYowell]

He's talking about the horse before the horse was in the hospital!

[@caffeinatednation8885]

"Which New York City do YOU work in" 😂😂

[@mr.h5436]

I guess the opposite is the small town bartender who doesn't recognize the photo. :)

[@emmaa5971]

Mr. H to

[@silverg9540]

Tony Ramirez? Yea I remember him.

[@Gidget521]

'cause pirates never bring a big enough chest

[@nicholascarter9158]

A pirates chest is like an apartment garbage bag. You always think you won't have to get another one out if you just pile one more thing on top.

[@xpirate16]

That tall child looks cold! Someone get him a suit!

[@naivenitara]

Oh, I'm not a grown man. I'm a little boy 😂

[@MrLipiko]

"That's why the murder police are here!" brilliant.

[@isobel_mary]

“What would a cartoon rich person do?” *run for president* 😳

[@TK-ij2xi]

I had to check the original air date because I was so confused he was without his suit!

[@fststudy2903]

Conan O'Brien's Newest Friend! The podcast with him was absolutely hilarious!

[@stephencady6600]

The newest ep was great too

[@calvinmaynardtmt]

Weird seeing John in something besides a 3-piece suit!

[@ArtemisScribe]

Yeah, that comment he made to Tan France is right, I don't respect him when he's not wearing a suit.

[@dipman785]

This bit got him a job on SNL. And it even started with "Oh, hello!"

[@ratatataraxia]

Comedy genius. He is already a legend.

[@simretsekhon586]

Since they uploaded this, I knew John mulaney was the guest on conan o Brien needs a friend this week

[@stephenhall509]

He is holding onto that mike for dear life😅

[@soimboredandtesting]

He kinda sounded like a young seinfeld back then

[@puffasaur1987]

That's an insult. This man is a legend. Seinfeld is a whiney conceited humorless idiot.

[@janes8714]

that’s weird bc there’s a video of them together and he looks so uncomfortable because seinfeld is being really offensive

[@soimboredandtesting]

Puff Puff lol yall trippin. Seinfeld a goat of comedy

[@truerthanyouknow5978]

"I live with people I don't recognize." hahahahaha

[@regina_filange2.0]

Baby J's material never gets old to me

[@thegamingbucket4841]

2:13 But that's just a theory, a pirate theory. Thanks for listening.

[@mbunnyj7051]

Aw, he seems so nervous! It's actually so cute.

[@immortxelle]

6:00 looks like he doesnt know what to do. That is the look I have when the waiter comes to ask how the food is

[@vitorfilipe21]

I cannot count the times I’ve heard his album “Top Part”. A comedy masterpiece.

[@foofy3406]

who isn’t!?! they’ve been playing all 456 original l&o episodes on WE tv marathon, and i haven’t even gone to work lol or eaten.

[@Kelsi96]

See this is a John Mulaney who I would actually believe abused substances 😂

[@ruscopcoltrain]

Wellllll…

[@jeanettelori1439]

you know u've made it when someone is posting your videos 13 years after they were filmed

[@mirandaa6551]

this oozes ‘07... the watch, the shirt collar, the backdrop, the _slightly_ younger face

[@doodoobutter101]

I’ve been watching Conan for like 20 years, but I’ve gotten so used to his new look that it’s starting to look weird seeing him in a suit again! 👀

[@novanironstine6359]

That is an incredible set 😂😂😂

[@Occupant]

Thank you! I've been looking for this set for years.

[@jayjones9225]

For a second I was like “damn he still looks so young!” 😂 now I see it was from years ago

[@vancity604948]

I feel like a proud mama when I watch John. Even though I'm younger than him, and a guy. One proud mama.

[@SpectraStarShooter]

@2:13 that’s just a theory... A FILM THEORY AAAAAAAND cut.

[@tatchii1588]

When he said “but that’s just a theory” I thought he was going to say “ A GAME THEORY” I would’ve lost my marbles

[@chrisosantowski885]

He looks like Pete Davidson if he was sober.

[@Music4EverKanekavi]

christopher jay sober from weed?😂

[@cloroxbleach5687]

Don't disrespect him

[@alondradiaz3421]

Get your eyes checked jc

[@KyrylTube]

Is it Coco Team’s “everything must go sale”?

[@bhemmy99]

KyrylTube they’re starting to rerelease old bits in HD on his website. Soon I guess like full interviews & almost full shows will be available to watch

[@PIXPromosMore]

Mulaney was his guest on his podcast this week

[@hhhhhheyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@PIXPromosMore where can you watch his podcast?

[@PIXPromosMore]

@@hhhhhheyyyyyyyyyyy You don't Watch podcasts, you Listen to them, and it's right here... www.earwolf.com/show/conan-obrien/

[@peachysakura24]

I know of podcasts you can watch. 😊

[@MrNathancast]

Hilarious that today I was an extra in an episode of Law and order SVU, S21Ep14

[@Fifi-li5lh]

3:09 Hmm i don’t know. Probably run for President

[@emsee8073]

Hilarious :) I love that you can hear Conan laughing

[@knicknacknat]

i love finding new mulaney content

[@JonnyDIY]

Wow I love this young Mulaney. Looser than he is today.

[@xxoMIKoxx]

He’s very funny. Finally, a new standup to binge watch 😃

[@kafeleboothe]

That was amazing! Never heard of Jon Mulvaney before, but I can tell this guy's going places!

[@kettle2293]

Gonna go listen to The Horse in a Hospital for the fifth time.

[@everybodyhaveagoodtime6963]

But that's just a theory... a Mulaney Theory!!

[@Miss_Kisa94]

I don't watch law & order but DAMN would I watch an episode with John in it

[@jlee4039]

Thanks for sharing this. A reminder that even great comedians had to start somewhere .

[@Ghricreen]

I'm glad the description included the original air date cause I didn't remember John Mulaney being on Conan recently considering he looks exactly the same in 2019 as he did in 2007

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

This guy has a great delivery and the writing is wonderful!

[@giovanapazgomes3259]

I adore him. There's another of the same character in Law and Order I wish he'd mentioned. Those people who don't stop to talk properly with the detectives. They act impatient and continue doing their thing, taking he trash out or something. Imagine talking to a police detective like that lol

[@chitakimoto7795]

“Oh, hello.” Foreshadowing

[@Cawaii00cute]

I don't care if I've been watching and listening to the same John Mulaney content for years I'm just happy to watch and listen to him period

[@zweigackroyd7301]

The Trump jokes aged remarkably well, which almost never happens. Also, I hadn't realized John started doing stand.-up when he was 17.

[@roswhat]

John Mulaney without a suit

[@guidoguido2245]

John Mulaney might be tall for a child, but he looks tiny next to O’Brien

[@juliafrances454]

young john mulanys facial expressions remind me of current pete davidson and i love how they are friends

[@Liam_Mellon]

They did the Citizen Kane joke on SNL a few years later. I'm willing to bet John wrote it.

[@StarHarvestOfficial]

5:00 that's a Coach Steve joke right there!

[@urvashibalasubramaniam6785]

This came out on my birthday. Thank you, Conan & John Mulaney!

[@captainmercy87]

As someone who’s gotten to Law and Order and you know, lives in 2021, I have to say both the Trump and Law and Order jokes are spot on. 😂😂

[@vasquezangel11]

Grant gustin is that you?

[@EddieVH77]

I wish John Mulaney got ripped to play The Flash lmao

[@skinkscat]

Wow some gems in here I hadn't seen before

[@duniajawad4931]

_he isn't wearing a suit_ *_he isn't wearing a suit_*

[@jerryshighschoolgirlfriend3737]

That tall child is hilarious