Robin Announces He's Super Not Gay

[@RyanLongcomedy]

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[@redacted5035]

HELL YEAH DUDE COME TO SOUTH FLORIDA, WE AIN'T GOT NO COVID SHENANIGANS DOWN 'HUR, ITS HOT AS HELL BUT IT SNOW DOWN 'HEA

[@clownpocket]

DiBlasio has banned me from going to shows, restaurants, museums etc. Something about protecting the vaccinated from the unvaccinated.

[@zit11owner]

@@clownpocket Lots of people clicking "like" on this video wouldn't be allowed in the same venue as Ryan Long. IDK why people are still supporting.

[@RyanLongcomedy]

@@clownpocket lots of comedy clubs dont check but can't say it publicly

[@RyanLongcomedy]

@@zit11owner lots of places dont but they can't post it and get shut down - come to Bk comedy club

[@ismaelrivera131]

Robin coming out as Super-Straight is the bravest thing I’ve heard in 2021.

[@jillianelise5]

Stunning and inspiring

[@SupHapCak]

Pisses me right off. Nightwing and Superman’s son should have hooked up

[@djackman9746]

Lol

[@AxleNo7]

“Where does she go?” Honestly, seeing Batman take such an interest in Robins hobbies is so heartwarming.

[@CryptoBill777]

LMAO I had to pause the video after that line to take a laughter break and find a comment about it 🤣

[@nicko9725]

The good old jackhammer. One of my faves!

[@ian-blum]

The irony being that he's normally so cold and unfeeling

[@penguinjay]

this is the moment i lol'd. Batman confused at a sexual position. great modern comedy.

[@grahammcdonald]

"He's become the filth we're tryin' to clean up"

[@willbest8126]

hahahaha i read your comment just as he said it!

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

That was a great line lol

[@travdaddy777]

Definitely my favorite line of the skit! Hilarious 😂

[@TheQuartering]

Superstraight coming to the big screen!

[@WildDogGamerBoy]

We have to write a comic about Superstraight protesting for the japanese porn industry to remove those dastardly censor bars.

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

Do a crossover with Ryan. Jp just did it, you’re SLACKING!!

[@jayquinn9157]

@@CoolPapaJMagik Why not a whole show? I'd love to see all these guys come together and write a full animated series. Ryan, Mark Dice, Tim Pool, Alex Jones, imagine a neo-noir opening in black and white narrated by Joeybtoonz explaining how we got to this point in society followed by the main title - "SUPERWOKE" with an original theme song by Crowder. It would be freakin killer an I'd pay for any subscription to watch it.

[@nobodynoone2500]

We just call that straight.

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

@@jayquinn9157 I would definitely watch that too

[@peterg76yt]

"The studios opened the floodgates." Yes. Yes, they did.

[@pAgOtA1]

Danny's Batman is so on point I literally thought this was the new Batman trailer

[@dang75790]

It's more manly than the trailer.

[@zoomeresiason6926]

NOOO we're not doing a SWITCHEROO situation

[@popcultureodyssey4459]

More like Big Daddy from Kick Ass.

[@gerryfolds7488]

Wait... that wasn't Ben Affleck??

[@nitsuanomrah6997]

"Joker, where are youuuuu..?!" 🦹‍♂️

[@AlexGreat321]

He's not called Dick Grayson for no reason

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

I thought they called him Dick because he was a little prick?

[@soloknight7197]

@@AndyFromBeaverton no, he gives women religious experiences. I'm not making that up

[@FlyinTools]

More like Not Gayson amiright

[@DgardsGaming]

Ba dum tiss

[@timothyjacksondrake4454]

Who knew popularity was such a good disguise. I just might be able to get away unscathed.

[@sb-jt5zn]

I can already imagine: “After a fight against Superman, Batman was declared a homophobe and banned from every social media platform. His bat signal was replaced with a rainbow flag. In other news, Bruce Wayne was arrested after calling his interview with Clark Kent “quite gay”

[@devonwakelin425]

He would also be forced to leave the Justice League as that is not the “views” of the organization

[@kedharswaminathan7571]

Bruce Wayne would also be forced to give up all of his assets to Wayne Enterprise which was then given to the GLAAD organization which then turned into a LGBTQ shelter.

[@sleepy_koko]

Meanwhile Batman is on the run of the law, with robin, red hood, Nightwing, redrobin and Batgirl all avoiding questioning or are missing Batwoman has been praised for a leaked photo of her kissing a police officer and now is offered to become the president of the country

[@haiqal5333]

@@devonwakelin425 He funds the organization LMAO

[@sifuhotman8595]

Seriously guys stop. You might give them ideas

[@xaviersanchez3498]

The call back to spongebob not being gay? Masterful.

[@trlns59]

This was high art.

[@boedillard8807]

I love the idea of characters or even politicians, actors, celebs coming out as straight. I wonder if they can get some fan posts saying how brave they are for admitting it.

[@curtbalch2321]

James Corden shocked the hell out of me: stunning AND brave

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@curtbalch2321 Wait...James Corden isn't asexual? Good grief🤢🤢🤮🤮

[@no3ironman11100]

I mean it's easily assumed people are straight.

[@boedillard8807]

@@no3ironman11100 Not when they can't get work in Hollywood - that's when they bravely announce they are gay despite their dating history.

[@meesegomoo1836]

I know I'm late but, it's ENTIRELY different. Being straight isn't violently stopped anywhere. Even straight pedophillia is somewhat accepted/forgiven. Yet if the wrong person even ACCUSES you in Iran of having homosexual relations with an adult (little boys are fair game there) you'll be thrown from a cliff or building.

[@chzbrgr123]

I love how this is filmed in the middle of the day as if these two just sit around in their costumes and wait until nightfall

[@infinitestare]

they're contemplating where the Joker might be

[@TechnoMinarchist]

Robin is out here slaying so hard that he _goes through cuffs_

[@MrDazzlerdarren]

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[@MaskHysteria]

Batman's not angry, he's just disinterested. As billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne in disguise, he's already gone through that phase.

[@chunkyegg8472]

Disappointed*

[@6663000]

Danny's comedic timing as Batman is excellent.

[@stephenross6140]

Batman’s so fed up with Robin’s sh*t!

[@blehbleheh]

Batman: "Here are all your jizz rags." Also Batman 2 seconds later: "He barely comes into work anymore."

[@harshkrishna8402]

yeah, thats the problem, imagine how many he'd use if he comes to work regularly

[@jimh472]

phrasing

[@diretnandomnan6060]

Only comes at work

[@timopper5488]

Yeah, that just shows his prodigious, um, output when he decides to show up.

[@outerthoughts30]

I love that the whole idea and costumes revolved around the joke “Black knight - White Knight” Fucking legendary

[@lekanraposte6732]

Modern "comic book writers" are so obsessed by the characters sexuality that this here video is barely a parody.

[@pIayingwithmahwii]

Well it is a parody cause making a straight guy who bangs lots of girls is the absolute LAST thing they’d EVER do

[@daniel5913]

@@pIayingwithmahwii That was Iceman who was a straight guy that had romantic relationships with lots of women then they made him gay recently.

[@otakumangastudios3617]

This is why they need to have separate books for kids in puberty learning about their sexuality and comics about superheroes. Both are fine, but not together.

[@lekanraposte6732]

@@otakumangastudios3617 Yup. Because being explained by a super hero that it's normal for a girl to "feel funny" when climbing a rope instead of just going entertaining heroics is cringe and even disturbing.

[@otakumangastudios3617]

@@lekanraposte6732 wait, what?

[@hadesthegod9181]

“Where does she go” one of the funniest lines they could have possibly put into this skit lmao

[@janjanjul]

"Kapow!" "Shazam!" I'm laughing my ass off.

[@MrDazzlerdarren]

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[@demolition4654]

@@MrDazzlerdarren Done.

[@janjanjul]

@@MrDazzlerdarren Done. That was just spam.

[@clazy8]

Old school

[@fettel1988]

The Robin they made gay was a renowned carpet slayer, last I checked

[@AlexGreat321]

All Robins have been carpet slayers last I checked.

[@rafaelglopezroman1110]

Every hot female DC character has been whored off to a member of the bat family at some point.

[@tpjmadrigal12]

He just implied he was gay to get the job

[@sleepy_koko]

@@AlexGreat321 Let's see, Dick- smashing aiens and overall a bigger Playboy then Bruce (Starfire, Batgirl, too many to count) Jason- every woman he has got can kick his ass but they (Rose, Artemis, Talia) Tim- the only DC character to hook up with a marvel character (Jubilee) and managed to date two girls at the same time one as robin the other as Tim Drake (Steph and Arianna) Damian- hasn't had anyone permanent yet but Raven, Dijin, red arrow, and most likely Flatline

[@opinionatedlookinboy5555]

He still is. DC is on some kind of agenda to make the next deadline to claim bankruptcy. With character re-writes like this, they well on their way to accomplishing that goal.

[@honour_valour]

Batman's voice though

[@dannypcomedy]

Was painful for me

[@Otakupatriot117]

Finally someone puts into video what I've always been thinking. It's creepy and weird when a straight person won't stop talking about sex but it's empowering for the alphabet crew.

[@calebw8189]

1:43 Somehow Batman being offended about his gadgets was the funniest part of the video for me.

[@Kokomadeta]

"He's become the filth we're trying to clean up." Hilarious!

[@SpaghettiNoob]

I could watch an entire Batman and Robin mini series with Ryan and Danny

[@Raistlinsdragonclaw]

Ryan long is killing it. I love this guys humor!!!!!!! "Oh no, not vice"

[@brick6347]

He's actually Polish. That's why he likes eating kielbasa so much.

[@renanvinicius6036]

Well, I don't know what it is, but I find it disgusting by the name.

[@VotePaineJefferson]

SWEAR TO ME!!!

[@vendomnu]

@@renanvinicius6036 It's a sausage. Usually thin, loooong (as in imagine a rope), and not unlike a salami.

[@MatthewP1991]

@@renanvinicius6036 im personally offended as a Polish person you don't know what it is, AND you find it disgusting... Triggered, let me know your bosses number so I can Cancel ❌ you🤣

[@renanvinicius6036]

@@MatthewP1991 Lmao if I where in a leftist page will surely take it seriously, but now I know that I would like it because is a sausage.

[@10thletter40]

I knew with that kind of fashion sense he couldn't be gay!

[@RobotischeHilfe]

Stop poor shaming

[@UntilItIsFinished]

'Dark night, more like white knight.' This is pretty good. Keep em' coming guys!

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

The real secret is that hes normal.

[@JSainte17]

Batman and Robin out here saving lives and crushing V. Meanwhile Superman is “bi” and protesting climate change. lol I hope this irritates the dudes pushing that all these heroes be gay instead of coming up with their own new, gay characters and making them successful.

[@PhilChoArt]

We better get a story about how Clark Kent and Lois Lane are concerned about their son's new sexual preferences. Since Clark Kent was raised on a farm with Christian parents, I imagine he's not cool with this. Lois Lane being a journalist in a metropolitan city, she probably is cool with it. There could be an interesting story there...but they'll never do that of course. I think we will all forget about "gay Superman" in a couple weeks or so.

[@sleepy_koko]

@just do it they act like it's impossible like Harley Quinn isn't one of their biggest brands, or John Constantine and Batwoman getting a TV show (I mean bad CT show but point still stands) Or talking making new characters famous, Damian Wayne was introduced in 2005 and is one of the most popular characters and accepted as the "core batfamily group" before characters like spoiler or batwing who was introduced before him, the main reason for this is probably Damian was created as a character and wasn't made to pander (though some people like to pander him like webtoon, annoys the hell out of me)

[@DgardsGaming]

yea, these i mean Superman you could be saving lives and getting the Girl/guy that way. you don't need to protest a virtal sigual to score with a pinkharied weirdo. their so many better candicates and he choses that

[@MeasuredFlat]

You mean Jr., not Sr.

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

He could have cleaned up an oil spill instead, but they want to create the association between protesters and heroes.

[@mannyduran8458]

This video to me is more Canon than anything dc made in a long time....

[@ZanzibarBreeze]

Let’s be honest Dannyjokes’ portrayal of Batman is better than Ben Affleck’s

[@FiLtheThriL]

Ben affleck is a great batman. Ahead of Clooney. I wont disrespect Mr. Kilmer though..... but Affleck is better.

[@mannyduran8458]

Ben is better than that British guy...

[@dannypcomedy]

agreed

[@thenoirknight5729]

@@mannyduran8458 Which one?

[@thenoirknight5729]

@@FiLtheThriL I agree

[@Wyatth58]

No, we’re not doing a switcharoo situation!!

[@blaisejacques5629]

“He’s become the filth we’re trying to clean up” -instant classic.

[@jj_grabes]

This is why Robin became Nightwing.

[@zackcoggins9752]

Nightwang ;)

[@vlover15OO]

"You go through.... Cuffs??" Very underappreciated line lol

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

0:09 Poor Robin, he needs to explore a restraining order against DC.

[@murphykenji]

The return of spongebob was the icing on the cake!

[@jimh472]

phrasing

[@Algebruh2407]

crossover in the Ryan Long extended universe

[@StoningXStephen]

Robin isn't talking like a straight guy, he's talking like a gay guy trying to convince people that he's now straight.

[@steelmongoose4956]

I'm sure the public questions about his sexuality advanced by the publisher may have pushed him a little m

[@mouseketeery]

Funnily enough, I thought he sounded like a transman trying to act like a straight guy.

[@itsyourenotyour9101]

It's those ones that overly make it a mission to show how straight they are, at irrelevant points. Homosexual, confirmed. Robin from ATL?

[@austinmccormick8952]

Or he's been lying the whole time about his "sexual escapeds" and had never actually fucked a woman before. Like in the movie 40 year old Virgin. He doesn't actually have any experience, so he's desperate to make it look like he knows what he's talking about.

[@StoningXStephen]

Meanwhile Batman is thinking "If you ever knew the things that I've seen you'd claw your own eyes out of your skull."

[@DarkVileScream]

This isn’t the Robin we deserve but the Robin we need

[@crocsonletsgo9665]

1:08 "where does she go?" I need answers!

[@commemorative]

Where does she go?

[@mattmarzula]

I'm glad my parents weren't brutally murdered in an ally. I have a problem creating a secret identity.

[@ChipWhitingtonIII]

"Ten rules for crushing maximum snizz"..... my acute laugh snort just resulted in a snot bubble. Not proud, but it was worth it.

[@idkidk-me7bc]

I farted so your 👍

[@GrimlightSonata]

Batman: “you said you were exploring” Robin: “yeah exploring different positions I can put them in” 😂

[@JesseTalksTruth]

"Robin I'm on my break" 😂😂 had me dying

[@andrewtate2729]

Robin is Super Straight ⬛🟧

[@Lumbeelegend]

The White Knight. "I am the Dark Knight", lmao

[@Noperare]

Not gonna lie, it would make a fun storyline where the new Robin only reason to became Robin is because chicks are into superheroes. He be like "yeah, I work with batman, wanna try bat-bondage?". He used to follow the "don´t stick your dick in crazy" rule, but then he break it. Later he became the villain "the gimp" and he uses bondage ropes to do crimes, like a reverse wonder woman.

[@rickswordfire4774]

DC Comics needs to hire you as a writer because this is amazing. I'm dead serious.

[@Noperare]

@@rickswordfire4774 Thanks

[@haiqal5333]

You just made a better, more interesting story than most writers could think of. DC should hire you their for Black Label series.

[@nubianpride86]

Let's get this comment to 69 boys 😆

[@Alinor24]

That's actually a good idea. Now I want to see how it plays out.

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

Every superhero is gay. But since they made Superman gay, I say he’s not. Just because I don’t want to give them what they want

[@AS-ri1mb]

It’s not Clark Kent, it’s another Superman

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

@@AS-ri1mb you’re right but he’s still called “Superman” and he’s kissing a dude on the cover. No one wants to see that

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

@MrErosgt lol

[@guynameddan427]

That is the WORST batman impression I've ever heard and I absolutely love it!

[@CrankyBarista]

If batmans signal is a giant bat, robins signal is a giant poon

[@yoloswaggins2161]

Danny is remarkably good as Batman

[@indigo6842]

Batman: …where does SHE go?

[@emulation2369]

Evil Robin be like:"guys, it's so good to be super straight"

[@christianyepez1016]

This new DCEU trailer is great, I really like the new direction they're going in

[@DominikRoost]

"You go through... CUFFS?!?" pronounciation on point

[@Ming1975]

The beard they both have makes it look like they're so fed up with everything.

[@jasonland455]

This controversial robin character is stunning and brave this is so woke I like it

[@gusjeazer]

Now imagine he grows up, wants to get married, believes in Christ and thinks sex belongs in a marriage. He feels like he has to protect his wife, who can cook real well.

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

Ryan Long and Longbeachgriffy out here risking it all for us!

[@PVM3]

Hey batman...let me borrow your... Bat-plug. 😁

[@jgbonney]

"Ten Rules for Life for Crushing Maximum Snizz". Can't wait to get my hands on that one!

[@timopper5488]

With a foreword by Prof. Pordan Jeterson.

[@Dak1549]

@@timopper5488 12 Rules already is this book.

[@Btap5140]

So while batman is doing work in the bat cave, Robin is out doing work in the "bat cave".

[@Sayajin3321]

DC: "We are creating new, diverse, and groundbreaking stories for classic heroes for the modern age that everyone can relate to. Watch as beloved fan favorites such as Jon Kent and Tim Drake discover their sexuality and make new relationships." Constantine: "Damn King Shark low-key looking bloody thicc as hell today"

[@JoJobro9773]

Bro king shark a whole seafood buffet

[@BillinSD]

Adam West was laying pipe the whole time he was filming the Batman series. This is a role reversal for me LOL

[@VadeInSpiritu]

This wasn’t what I was expecting, it’s much better. Very against the comic bandwagon lol “He’s become the filth we’re trying to clean up” lol. Spongebob was a great throwback too!

[@remc0s]

See? Robin himself confirms he is super straight.

[@sabrewolf479]

"Where does she go?" And I'm cleaning coffee off my screen.

[@C12341]

Danny is seriously the perfect Batman. I hope this is a reoccurring skit for you guys

[@internet_warlord]

There would come a time when being straight would be radical.

[@RealCoolGuy]

It's very clear these guys don't read comic books. Because that is pretty much exactly how the original Robin is currently depicted in the actual comics

[@OrochiShaka]

I remember in an old mexican late night show (Otro Rollo) there was a sketch about a guy coming out as straight in a world full of gay people, it was pretty funny.

[@gundamfan2020]

'I AM THE DARK KNIGHT' lost it ha ha ha

[@oldoutlet6946]

The *R* on his outfit stands for "Really, guys, I'm mot gay."

[@chenfeilie1]

2:54 - Not even Ryan Long could keep a straight face

[@chiefdenis]

These dudes are straight up some of the funniest active comedians right now 😂

[@crazycjk]

"2 reasons I was put on this earth - fight crime and smash gash" 😂😂

[@TrophyGuide101]

Hey that's Ten Eyck Street in Brooklyn! Fancy windows and doors needs a fancier sign.

[@ashyelbos]

This fool said, "Kapow! Shazam!" 😆 🤣 😂

[@KenmyeahFTW]

Loved you in the johnstones. Its always a sunny day.

[@ckay9006]

I burst out laughing when he said 'robin I'm on my break ' 🤣 😂 💀

[@whydoineedahandle269]

2 pump bat, I died. Between these guys and Kyle D I have been laughing my ass off.

[@hatchhermit77]

The subplot is the saga of the Robin Tag. There, not there, string hanging down, string brushed behind the ear... Compelling!

[@scurvydog20]

This is weirdly accurate to the 1960s tv robin who would give fans the ultimate autograph with his bat s****

[@Pressed_For_Time]

"I'm out here laying hammer, and batman is trying to find a trad wife" 🤣🤣

[@WildDogGamerBoy]

Fight crime and smash gash* is the way of life

[@matthewgrosser5712]

The 'Trad wife' comment got me 🤣🤣

[@ElizabethGarcia-rh5ho]

This is the will of the true owners

[@dillygodp8177]

🤣 this is great

[@DanielJohnRetamal]

I love seeing the tag on the robin eye goggles and later scenes it's been shoddily removed. Good shit.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

Ghasp! This is such a shocking thing to say in 2021. I myself am still a closet Not Gay.

[@k1ng5urfer]

You know batman... for someone who's parents are dead, I thought you'd be way more into the freaky shit!!! Bruh I'm dead.😂😂😂

[@notallpolitical]

'He has become the filth we're trying to clean up' XD hahahahahaha

[@fall4wisdom552]

Hahaha! Ryan emphasizing his... outline for the camera was hilarious!

[@riftshredder5438]

Wow, Batman wearing his trademark bat symbol on his chest? This is the most authentic Batman we've had in decades

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

"Turns out he smashin pus like the penguin" i m so deddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BlazingOwnager]

Missed joke opportunity: "I don't go down. Heroes don't do that."

[@jimh472]

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.