The Friend Who Brings His Girl Everywhere

[@RyanLongcomedy]

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[@Augfordpdoggie]

hahhaha reminds me of my ex. she was cool at first and then....the final straw was when she tried to tell me that Mariah Carey, was better than Rush, it was more than I could handle. Anyway, its good to be single, and be able to play Rush whenever i want

[@austintanner7507]

Great stand up show!

[@realrabidraccof]

But Ryan, it doesn’t ship outside the US :/

[@RealYRM]

Like all of Ryan's skits, is this even a joke? I've seen this happen, and most of you have too. It's gotta be just about impossible to satirize anything these days.

[@neonkscksc]

This should be expanded into a movie... seriously, It would be awesome.

[@ExternusArmy]

Women have absolutely ruined bank robbing for me. My last girlfriend kept nagging me the entire time. “Don’t mug the customers! Don’t knock out the grandma!” It’s like she has no idea how a hostage situation works.

[@Novous]

I DONT decide whether they get knocked out. THEY DO when they challenge me and "be a hero" by looking their faces up from the ground. I DONT MAKE THE RULES LAURA.

[@timbradshaw5481]

@gaylord absolutely understand my brother. My last girlfriend mid heist literally saw a baby and was like "Tim, look at that baby, hes so cute. Maybe we should have one, we could call him Ryan. Ryan Bradshaw, that's such a cute name!". THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE BABE AND IT AINT RIGHT NOW!!

[@WeighedWilson]

She doesn't get that knocking out one grandma keeps the rest of the sheep in line so you don't have to *r*e*a*l*l*y* hurt anyone. It's really a lesser of two evils proposition.

[@DrCruel]

I know, I know. We had a bitch who starts renegotiating the split right in the middle of the robbery. She wants 50% for herself. When we refused, she called the police. We all went to jail after she cut a deal. She even got a reward from the bank.

[@timbradshaw5481]

@@DrCruel Hahaha I hope you punished that bitch DrCruel. On another heist, my mates girlfriend tagged along and she started no joke, live streaming it on instagram in an attempt to get likes and follows. The police watched the stream, came to the bank before the silent alarm was even pressed. Absolute train wreck.

[@rogerborg]

Chloe's performance is (literally) terrifyingly accurate here. Top bro points for not giving her character a name though.

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

That has to be a 2x modifier...

[@01nmuskier]

I didn't realize she didn't have a name. I just assumed I forgot it because he'll have a new girl soon.

[@12vscience]

I think it's so we can all insert a woman in our lives into that character that acts like that.

[@cngotham4111]

Accurate to what you bring your girl to robbery's or something.

[@stangreen4134]

Cool points for knowing her name Yass queen!

[@subconvextheobezoar]

My favourite part of this sketch is that she was just iffy on the bank robbery thing but calling someone fat is what crossed the line and made her say everyone was a psychopath, not too far off from irl priorities these days lol

[@IncredibleMet]

I mean fat shaming is a growing problem

[@efreq.6465]

@@IncredibleMet ._. Obesity ain’t good, and America has obesity on a high level

[@warframeees8013]

@@IncredibleMet you’re joking right

[@hassathunter2464]

@@IncredibleMet You mean fat -shaming- is a *growing* problem... oddly mostly in the USA.

[@JR-oe8xn]

@@IncredibleMet You’re fat

[@sandiasurfers3174]

Comedians doing their own stuff on youtube is funnier than SNL has been for years! also loved the special, great set Ryan

[@kazuhirala]

Dude SNL hasn’t been funny since the early 2000s

[@athletescollective4214]

Could you imagine if SNL actually did this skit....they'd be cancelled for sure. Actually if it were an SNL skit they'd find a way to make it about the guy being annoying instead of the girl.

[@zachryder3150]

Why the fuck does SNL live rent-free in so many people's heads?

[@LoganLS0]

If I had a nickel for everytime I've seen this comment, I'd almost have a dollar.

[@themadrapper101]

SNL hasn't been good since 2004.. Even then was getting stale and Mad Tv was better. SNL was at it's best the entire decade of the 90's

[@king53_]

Ofc Robbing banks with bros is a boys only thing😂

[@turtlesallthewaydown8831]

IT Crowd fans know.

[@dvda9725]

Yes.

[@elijahhaar4584]

😂 😂

[@justicethedoggo3648]

I mean if the cops shoot at u use her as a shield

[@hits509]

“I’m gonna be paying for this for 2 weeks” definitely said that in my head before lol

[@WayStedYou]

52 weeks

[@DavidLee-tz1sc]

Yes but what two weeks? Maybe its two weeks in five years from now. You don't know.

[@Mart-Bro]

Y'all need better girlfriends

[@kenellycineus7094]

I feel bad for y’all!!

[@hits509]

@@Mart-Bro it was with old girlfriends, my wife isn’t like that at all, which is why she got the ring lol

[@HipHopAn0n]

Ryan's body language as the simp BF is fucking on point

[@BaseDeltaZero1972]

Chloe is bloody scary. Her "happy wife" role is still the apex though...absolutely savage! Love this crew!

[@stark20ful]

My buddy won’t stop bringing her golfing. I still have the nightmares

[@piranhaplantX]

At a certain point you might need to stop inviting said buddy until he gets the point, and finally sacks up enough to stand his ground.

[@foodistzen]

does she have no children to attend to?

[@StillLivinginthewoods]

The great thing about getting older and getting married is that you no longer have to worry about this bullshit. After a couple of years of marriage, the LAST thing that most women want to do is hang out with their husband's guy friends.

[@ChokedByHalo1]

they often want you to stay home instead so its not so great

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

@@ChokedByHalo1 *whip crack*

[@RJ-ch9zf]

pff, the last thing any sane man can do is to get married

[@MysticDonBlair]

I LOVE being married! But I found the perfect wife for me.

[@bobboberson6664]

@Funk Daddy agreed bro. Some women suck your soul out, others help build you up

[@willman9567]

The only part missing is her trying to sleep with his friends when he leaves the room. Excellent documentary.

[@mattoniy2840]

Brah that part is not for everyone

[@Matanumi]

Rated PG 13

[@probablynotanagent5594]

@@mattoniy2840 *chuckles* ohh.. buddy....

[@bruble14]

@@mattoniy2840 lmao, except maybe it is. 😭

[@KM-bn7dg]

Let me guess… it was YOUR ex who tried it? And YOUR boys who took the bait? 🥴 Sorry man

[@Olderaccount17]

1:06 That guy's reaction was the best part of the sketch, lol

[@daleford8621]

"Oh of course she's a fucking vegetarian!

[@shasmi93]

Got out of a 14 year relationship and it devastated me… 4 years in now and I gotta say…. I’m LOVING it. Single is the best!

[@markrichards6171]

Lots of truth in this skit. Hilarious.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"Why does he curse so much?" killed me, perfect immediate girlfriend complaint

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

This is exactly why I’m learning bass and I use drum samples. I cannot trust bass players and drummers to remember to keep their girlfriends at home.

[@HighlyRegarded420]

Bass players get girlfriends?! Ive been lied to

[@prometheusofplanetx6176]

Drum samples are trash.

[@yokiweyy4770]

@@HighlyRegarded420 i could say the same, but with drums instead of bass. my whole life has been a lie

[@askmemum]

@@HighlyRegarded420 SLAPPIN DA BASS MAN

[@keychain3554]

@@prometheusofplanetx6176 average cymatics fan

[@DarthBalsamic]

I like how she's wearing a pink belt--with no mask, cleavage, and open belly--that is in direct contrast to the all-black outfits needed to perform the heist. She's not even trying to contribute to the robbery. Lol

[@turtlesallthewaydown8831]

Catwoman like but the mask would mess up her makeup

[@rickc303]

You mean no-cleavage 😄

[@Laneous14]

Why yes, I've been around women before, too. 'Hiking? I don't really want to get muddy, these are new shoes.' 'Why do they have to play the music so loud?' 'Are you guys just going to watch football all afternoon.' 'Just talk like you normally do-hey, that's sexist!'

[@peterbelanger4094]

She tried to "contribute", she offered to take a group photo. lol

[@rickc303]

@@peterbelanger4094 perhaps if she was nude to give the guys something to really smile about 😄

[@dougjohnson1517]

OMG, I've literally had this experience when a dude brought his GF to a bowling night. She was only there to make damn sure we were all miserable. Say what you want about how bad men are, they don't pull this shit. When my girl goes out with her friends I hope she has great time and burns off all that mean, catty chick energy they tend to build up.

[@psycomutt]

@Hugh Mongous Or they just go to have fun, like we do.

[@bakerboat4572]

@@psycomutt Well, unfortunately a lot of chics' ideas of having fun is acting single and getting knocked up

[@mud6866]

@@bakerboat4572 oh u mean same as u? Huh

[@mud6866]

@@bakerboat4572 maybe you just have a habit of dating trashy people. Whats that say about you?

[@EstrelSidus]

@Hugh Mongous I think thats called insecurity buddy.

[@sonny2593]

Omg Danny with the fake phone call had me in stitches. Fuckin nailed it lads 😂

[@michaelcady1337]

Y’all always get solid girls for the roles, I’m honesty impressed. Also Danny killed this lol

[@mostdeadlygeist]

rip to all the crews who had a soy friend like this

[@andysalter7192]

Every crew has at least 3 of these guys !

[@MrHowardMoon]

I saw this so much when growing up. Half men who would bring their girlfriends everywhere with them and then said girlfriends would be catty with the guys and start telling her boyfriend that we're "bad friends".

[@funkfarmer7125]

@@MrHowardMoon Yup, unfortunately alot of my old friends ended up marrying those broads.

[@jamiemiller1885]

I've said it before to a friend "I'm not going to censor myself around her".

[@nunyabizness9400]

The range of these guys is absolutely awesome...I didnt know ryan and danny were into documentaries too

[@StaalBurgher0]

Guess I've been lucky. The girls were never a hassle and we were ways happy when they finally did arrive!

[@amishadowbanned6264]

Simp

[@heyant7753]

Why is this sssoooooo true 🤣 like stop killing the vibe gurl

[@davidbrantley6026]

Chloe did an amazing job at being absolutely detestable.

[@717pixels9]

"I am going to do a picture" killed me, so accurate and so funny!

[@corrupt1user]

This is the sort of thing SNL would make if they actually had balls...

[@fredrick443]

That guy.... I had a birthday river rafting trip that was supposed to be no wives or GFs. That guy brought his girl. And she was the worst wife of them all! On a week long trip! That was 25 years ago and I'm still pissed!

[@OscarOliu]

"How do you know about the needledick?" I lost it. Also, I'm glad he didn't kill her after happy wife happy life :D

[@Tpanda85]

I’m getting PTSD. I was in a relationship like this. Even being called gay 🤣. She would try to make me miserable in the rare instances she wasn’t included

[@leucopsarrothschildi]

Ive never wanted to kill a fictional character before. This is really good

[@RealtyWebDesigners]

Veggie platter before the armed robbery .. Hilarious!

[@janettemasiello5560]

And some people say Yoko didn't break up the Beatles. Yeah. Okaaaaay.

[@corrupt1user]

All the members of the Beatles had obnoxious girlfriends coming in and out, Yoko was just the one they didn't toss to the curb when they got bored.

[@janettemasiello5560]

@@corrupt1user No the only one who had an obnoxious girlfriend was John. When they got back from India in 68, he brought Ono into the studio and she never left after that. A for effort though.

[@corrupt1user]

@@janettemasiello5560 You mean when they accidentally joined a sex cult and left when discovering the guy running it was a borderline rapist?

[@janettemasiello5560]

@@corrupt1user I don't know much about that story.

[@corrupt1user]

@@janettemasiello5560 The Beatles went to the ashram of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, to study transcendental meditation. The yogi was allegedly strictly celibate, but in reality was a serial molester who hid behind his alleged celibacy as a way to avoid being taken to task. India being what it was at the time and all. The Beatles were horrified, and Lennon wrote "Sexy Sadie" as a giant middle finger to the guy.

[@greatleader4841]

Are you sure this is a comedy skit? This seems 100% accurate to me.

[@natashasustainableproject9318]

This was as so good. So glad these show up on my feed. Everyone was excellent!! 😂

[@andrewgallagher5583]

I like how the girl cares more about her hair when the real crime isn't the hair its committing a robbery!

[@LobbeWOW]

oh my stars, my soul shook when i heard that "vegetarian.." part, like, twist the knife why don't you. And she just doesn't stop, i think she's going for a 720 at least.

[@paplexpli]

I love that it says 'offical store'

[@maryj7423]

She's great, reminds me of that heiress on Parks and Rec... Mona Lisa?😂

[@ChoppedGlockShogun]

Funny shit. Addendum, Chloe is coo-coo for cocoa puffs. Girl keeps keeps it tight tho.

[@ishmael_03]

That is exactly how that scenario would go! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@StpMakinMeChangMyNam]

Typical, Danny suggests something sensible like Ryan's girlfriend stay at the secret hide out while the bois go rob the bank, Ryan's girlfriend sees how disgusting the bathroom is, and rather than put two and two together and clean it like a good woman, she freaks out. Unbelievable, the patriarchy is really slacking these days.

[@Thatguy-hc3ed]

On behalf of boys everywhere, I vow to step up my contribution to the patriarchy, and not let this horse-shit fly anymore.

[@proudpatriot3491]

hahahah

[@ChristinaChrisR]

Right??!

[@van3158]

My dishwasher knows her place

[@peterbelanger4094]

She's the kind of girl that makes you think jerkin off ain't that bad.

[@magicskyfairy69]

my girl ruins all my robberies too, it's all "howcome you don't have a cuter gun for me", and "howcome we never rob any of the places I want to rob?", just nag nag nag

[@BipTunia_Microtonal_Cats]

I used to have a "No Yokos" rule in bands; when auditioning band members, automatically disqualify any guy who brings his girl to the try out.

[@neonkscksc]

This should be expanded into a movie... seriously, It would be awesome.

[@greatleader4841]

I'd watch it

[@haliaeetus8221]

If it's Hollyjood then fogged it. They'll unfunny it in seconds.

[@neonkscksc]

@@haliaeetus8221 Pedowood didn't get a penny from me in years and never will.

[@williamgilroy5217]

you guys are the funniest shit on the internet.

[@PragmaticOptimist_N7]

"...All black... " my guys got brown boots on ~ this whole thing is brilliant🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DesignRhythm]

Lol.. this reminds of a veggie chick I dated who asked for "no tomato" on her neapolitan pizza & then complained they didn't add marinara sauce.

[@rlhugh]

Fantastic stuff. Just perfect.

[@jaykekeola]

Replace robbing a bank with watching basketball at BW3's, and that was the end of our friend group...

[@MitchMatrixx]

I really needed that 3 minutes, and 13 seconds of uninterrupted laughter 😂 I can’t imagine what genius idea will top this sketch, but I have confidence I won’t be waiting Long (for) Ryan and Co.

[@JonVlogs123]

🙂

[@soundsfromthestreet]

"i'm going to be paying for this in 2 weeks" 😂😂😂

[@milesjacob4979]

This is brilliant, actually it hit its a little close to home haha. Hoping we can get more of the shoeshiner in the sketches, nice work JJ.

[@mynameis5427]

This is gold, Ryan. Keep up the great work.

[@xloppyschannel4881]

Friends like this wonder why no one invites them to anything.

[@kay-uw5lt]

She's OK with a robbery but calling someone fatty makes them a psychopath. That's the realest thing here.

[@Konstantinos143]

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO THE SIMP-COURT DUDE!

[@catholicreconquista7456]

Like Lennon bringing Yoko to the rest of the Beatles.

[@MrJoshcc600]

"Are there other girls there" lol I just realised my ex wife invited herself to my batchlor party hahaha! Good times

[@VVershCSIV]

Ryan Long was sent too us when we needed a comedy hero.

[@gseric4721]

....well at least she looked cute in the outfit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@piranhaplantX]

Man, this was painfully common during high school. I flat out had to stop hanging out with some people until they were out of that doomed relationship.

[@grantguillemette813]

Danny killed it in this bit 😂

[@isellcuddlesessions66]

Boys boys boys.

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

She nailed it as the GF who always shows up w the BF uninvited.

[@Bamazon1990]

“How do you know about his needle dick?!” Omg I died

[@JVTEntertainment]

this is basically a real life re-enactment of my friend and his girlfriend

[@RileyByrdFlock]

This skit was more illuminating than I would have liked. How am I a robber girl 😅

[@etsequentia6765]

Let's make women great again.

[@sgt.hugostiglitz9838]

Dude you are an actual legend 😂😂😂

[@JohnDoe-gy5dr]

Love seeing JJ in a sketch.

[@artiIIerycrusader]

3:01 that's some good old always sunny

[@rynaplow8254]

2:54 that voice reminds me of Charlie from always sunny in Philadelphia. Low key same style of delivery too

[@SirSketchable]

Did Lieberman spend two weeks living in the boyscast studio to 'prep for this role'?

[@Eblis840]

I'll be the guy that always brings up astrology. "Ryan must be a Virgo for always bringing his girl around...smh fucking Virgos"

[@yummygarbage]

I'm a mother heckin' Virgo. You deplorable heck.

[@dallymoo7816]

Lol I'm virgo

[@dallymoo7816]

Lol I'm a virgo

[@TheSimpleManLife]

I simply appreciate how genuinely jealous the 'why? are they going to be other women there?' ...at a public bank ...came off

[@ddc2957]

Andre Massena might have the all-time record for this kind of activity. He was a French Marshal during the Napoleonic Wars, sent by Napoleon himself to assist with the occupation of Spain & Portugal. Massena turned up to address his new troops with his mistress, clumsily disguised an officer. & yes, his subordinates by all accounts hated him for it LOL.

[@QueensGTO_Viper]

Manhood robbed blind

[@namekman01]

that chick was amazing at making me hate her. great acting!

[@rickc-arelsii6276]

From burglary to murder in five minutes or less.... XD

[@richardsager842]

These videos are definitely growing on me. I didnt know what to think of this dude to begin with, but i think im starting to get it

[@Solizeus]

That is what happens when a girl leads the relationship i guess, look how the guys are all in the defensive trying to please and trying argue logic with her... dude is trying to parenting her on being a criminal, amazing

[@hellskitsch7685]

“I’m gonna go do my makeup” “This bathroom is disgusting” Thats me. Lol.

[@CharismaticDad]

"How do you know about his needle D.?" LOL If this were an SNL skit, it would be on the best of recaps for years.

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

I always thought ryan exaggerated his gay-like voice until I started watching the Boyscast and realized it’s legitimate lol

[@Black_Samurai-fish]

My husband is that friend. And I don’t want to go… lol

[@adriennem3168]

Long is such a good actor.

[@hits509]

Just watched your appearance on Matt and Shane’s podcast, absolutely hilarious

[@daxhunterjordan]

NEXT LEVEL BRILLIANCE. I made the morally correct choice of inviting my girl to watch this video with me and what do you know we are fighting again. And she just left.

[@Jefleopard]

Lol. “I’m thinking of a different bank.”

[@STUDlOIC]

Respect for everyone's acting!

[@Daniel-vv7fh]

That one guy friend who's wife or gf always tag along even for a 10 minutes ride to the liquor store. The weird part is she has no female friends.

[@Jan6thsurvivor]

If you’re in a relationship, it’s basic knowledge you don’t rob a bank with other woman in it..

[@foley15136]

Unstoppable. Seriously. These guys are F’in hilarious. Love the skits. Love the podcast. Love the stand up.

[@MG-je5xq]

Hahahahahaha!! "Are you hiding something?" "Yea, we're going to go rob a bank!!"

[@austintanner7507]

''Are There OTHER Girls There?'' Lol

[@AaronStrawn]

No, sorry I was thinking of another bank

[@austintanner7507]

@@AaronStrawn ''interesting"

[@shanakee3331]

Fuckin class!!! 😂😂😂

[@tomsmitty2k]

'Will there be other girls there?', that one hits home!

[@O4C209]

They should've let her drive the second car... alone.