Roblox Rise of Nations - EVERY COUNTRY JOINS THE BATTLE!

Meme videos are back! I'll try to make more of them when I have more ideas but for now this will suffice.
This video is basically Super Smash Bros "Everyone is Here" memes but for Rise of Nations.

[@TOLML]

Thanks to Doge Boi for helping me film this kzbin.info Go subscribe to him Edit: FOR CLARIFICATION: The France surrender joke in 0:38 is not meant to make fun of France’s defeat during World War II. Instead it makes fun of France players being notoriously bad at the game which causes them to be taken over by one of their neighbours most of the time. Please don’t get offended over such a minor joke, I make fun of all countries equally :)

[@turkishmappingtheturkishguy]

Ok cool

[@MuffinNPC]

*Me expecting something interesting for my country* "Surrender" Ah yes, was to be expected

[@TOLML]

I’m really sorry, Rise of Nations players put your country to shame as they die over and over again as it

[@MuffinNPC]

@@TOLML You know that's fine, lol Even I did notice it, France either get taken out by all its neighbours or just leave after being capital sniped, it's pretty reasonable xd

[@eaturcookiescookie7462]

When I play as France I try get Sierra Leone as quick as I can and I start analyzing other European countries mostly uk and Germany who will try to invade me first and when I get declared I try to make tanks as quick as possible, make some artillery just in case and try to fortify the capital and mostly if it is Germany because it is on my border so if he is a noob and uses infantry I can try to entrench the tanks at Paris, make more and directly go to the Rhein because maybe it’s a average player who was tryna making tanks but meanwhile used infantry ( ngl that happens often to me when I play as France but after I camp Paris a little more he peaces out and goes for other countries but when he peaces the most probably is he got bored of spamming on me or he started lacking resources but i still accept because it’s hard to keep camping Paris mostly when the uk also declares ( also happens often both Germany and uk team up to try invade me or they tryna see who invades me first) then I need make submarines wich is a pain and I keep camping Paris cuz Germany and uk players I faced most times didint flank my factories they mostly attacked other cities and proceeded to try and flank my capital but like Germany the uk player peaces out and this one has more reason for me to accept him withdrawing because with me tryna make the most tanks to protect Paris as possible making ships is very hard and because it is B r I t a I n it’s hard to chase em to London so I at least hold them until they withdraw and I never played very long time as France but if I once play a long time as France and I find myself at war with us and Germany I’ll just use this strategy and wait until I can recover and take other countries around me so I can make more factories and have more biomes and regions to flank enemy troops with artillery

[@mas0nfootball6810]

I don’t like when the only thing to say about a country is that they are weak and surrender whenever they are the greatest historical military country of the modern age. They surrendered 1 time in WW2 when they honestly had no choice

[@fatfatmiIIycat]

pretty easy to kill germany if you get tanks first thing

[@doomslayerobama]

You forgot that Vietnam casually achieving world domination without anybody noticing

[@ballsacsincorp]

same thing could be said for: literally any country below tier VI

[@abhinavsinghkushwaha9040]

I just from Asean and then take over taiwan japan and the koreas and then fight china and once I win I basically become a superpower and then the USA player finally sees asia and starts raging in chat cause I have a navy near hawaii

[@emmanuelpiopadao3329]

lmao true a Nguyen Dynasty took all of Asia once lol

[@nicoislazy]

I feel so violated by the last one 😭 I usually play neutral but the one time I played South Africa I formed the AU and basically did nothing with anybody the entire time

[@TOLML]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s quite literally… the truth. South Africa is so isolated from the action they do nothing the entire game

[@thienquoc5790]

@@TOLML aren't all african countries isolated from the action, all the action is in Europe and all that

[@Jeramuse]

Africa sometimes gets some action. The Pacific Islands are basically non-existent

[@onslaughtpheenom1660]

@@TOLML I mean you can maybe fight nigeria or someone if you stay in the game long enough

[@dariollica5995]

Yo juego siempre con sudafrica y termino concursando Europa XD o algo parecido, al menos hago algo porque si no tienes territorio en Europa no puedes hacer nada solo ténganlo es cuenta

[@Prokerboss]

Please make another one dude, this made me genuinely laugh on all of them, not to say it’s accurate msotly

[@pewyay]

alternatives china : 9000k troops? That’s half my manpower! India : what are biomes Germany : *looks at Austria and Poland* Brazil : *forms empire and leaves game* USA : *donates all money and manpower to tiny country in Europe because they are 1% that nationality and there is a country invading it* Poland : *makes joke about ww2, leaves* Japan : *arguing with china about taking over korea* South Africa : still does nothing

[@TOLML]

accurate in every ron server, south africa still does nothing :)

[@omarjawhary887]

I agree I played as Japan like now and just lost cause we argued of who taking Korea 🥲🙂

[@MemeFlavoredJam]

@@TOLML either that or they slowly accumulate land in Africa while no one pays attention

[@greatthenate5296]

True for brazil because I once took Uruguay as Argentina and every brazil that joined just left immediately.

[@therealusman]

as a South African player, I can confirm.

[@erykza1509]

Probably the only funny RON meme video. Congrats

[@sirtgnq6290]

Me when playing china against Taiwan:super idol op navy Me when playing china against Japan: navy? Is that enchantment table language?

[@TOLML]

It’s like China players are *programmed* like an AI to use ships only if they’re fighting against Taiwan but not against anyone else

[@sirtgnq6290]

@@TOLML so true

[@FancyBacteria]

Christmas Island: Bullies the entire sever

[@therealmichirukaiou]

Canada: *Sorry bud, I accidentally took over the American continents, eh?*

[@Sicxcatpack]

That happened like once

[@TheSecondLaughingSoldier]

@landon8214*looks at 178.5M+ people* Yeah, I think the odds are that someone has done that once or twice before.

[@elementalcreeper2419]

Really well edited!

[@aniyux2956]

The accuracy of this video is more accurate than people knowing whats 1+1

[@RWH_Stu.]

wow this is amazing. i've been looking at this for 5 hours haven't i?

[@egypt-rn4358]

XD! Nice video, It's 100% accurate !

[@Berjos73]

Canada: why am i never mentionned? sorry for the complaint..

[@TOLML]

Half the time they’re ai the other half they get absorbed by the USA

[@Berjos73]

@@TOLML Actually, i invaded all of USA as Canada, fair and square, in an online game. I think that's like a 1% chance.

[@turkishmappingtheturkishguy]

Hilarious i will sub if part 2

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

Love the French part. Pretty accurate.

[@mas0nfootball6810]

Accurate 1 time in history. Get your facts straight

[@magmism]

Unfunny and overused joke, plus it offends me as hell

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

@@magmism Le mon 🍋

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

@@mas0nfootball6810 Franco-Prussian war.

[@adhprakash]

bruh why so much hate to this dude

[@DanBz13]

you forgor about that average turkey guy who gets beaten up by the entirety of europe after trying to form ottoman

[@ItsLuke350]

Cook islands: dpnt underestimate my power cuz i have literally all day

[@technonuggets8285]

everything was accurate except for the fact that normal South Africa just says ahh my name is no longer South Africa it’s united Africa and then proceeds to conquer Africa

[@themageofspace5516]

thats what i do!

[@ballsacsincorp]

and then a tunisia player takes over the sahara

[@UJL0328-gg]

I play south Africa and 8n 2029 I have all of drc Tanzania and every other south African nation

[@anexx]

nice video lol (hong king also being gigachad defending against china with subs) EDIT: LAND BORDERS DONT NEED SUBS

[@TOLML]

Defending a land border with submarines? Sigma Hong Kong Grindset #specialadministrativillionairegrindset

[@anexx]

@@TOLML uhhhh i don’t wanna talk about it 💀

[@ThreeIrishMen]

@@anexx hold up dont know you from the videos

[@timpudge5816]

the china part was accurate i was playing taiwan and china declared on me and with legit 3 destroyers china had 7 million losses..

[@gioworno]

I built a navy the first time I played China and let's say that east asia didn't have fun that day

[@catfacecat.]

​@@giowornojapan does have a good fighting chance though. Just gotta play the naval game.

[@ahnughgff]

I can not believe that this video actually showed America doing something well.

[@Offline-yu2wk]

he iran part is so accurate

[@Binate.]

Great video bro! We uploaded our first ever RON vid today

[@sealgaming8050]

Yeah I was playing as China and I was threatened by a very powerful Spain so the last thing that came to mind for me besides militarizing my country was a navy xD

[@HeroFromOmoriVR]

We need MORE

[@HeroFromOmoriVR]

Pakistan? Mexico? Canada? Saudi Arabia? Switzerland? Greece? Turkey? Argentina? Australia? Chile? Falkland Islands? That weirdo that always forms the USSR?

[@HeroFromOmoriVR]

Boom, ideas

[@coppersponge]

The absolute feat of taking all of Africa in 5 years as an island nation

[@Fluxxarr]

Nice vid

[@8e_16_muhammadreshadmarchi7]

the iran part was really accurate lmao

[@espy8406]

0:33 best part was france and germany arguing France: germoney you will be kild France:i am glrius nepolon Germany: Stop the cap France: haha germoney you die *germany takes paris* France: WHAAAAAT France:HACK (x3)

[@TOLML]

finally someone noticed it

[@Szytrix]

Seeing poland as an giga chad.. beautiful thing

[@iforgorname123]

The Poland one was really accurate

[@The_whales]

I fought a Germany player once who just threw like 200k infantry and 400tanks at me who had 800 tanks and close to 200k infantry entrench and then he lefy

[@cathylin6140]

nigeria: somehow takes litterally all of africa without anyone noticing

[@idkimbored279]

Portugal: "Spain, you mean east Portugal?" Sent marteen: "unification time" Palestine: "waaaaaaaaaah"

[@cyrixgamingandbackrooms4059]

Switzerland: Either never gets invaded or dies by Germany, Austria, or France

[@CatUser167]

this what i call... *E P I C B A T T L E*

[@emilpoiss8732]

Make more of them cuz it was pretty accurate.

[@FinlandPlayerUwU]

1:24 koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia

[@stefanterzic2563]

0:13 music name?

[@lynandjamez_6450]

Switzerland: *NETRUAL MODE ACTIVATED*

[@AsukiRF24]

Afghanistan has joined the chat: Afghanistan: *Why the hell is every superpower against me. LEAVE ME AL- Ohhh* *Afghanistan has left the chat*

[@FFros.]

turkey: whats the middle east? you mean southern turkey right? indonesia: forms and leaves australia: South Africa 2.0 nigeria: you mean sokoto?

[@mythfulyr]

turkey always gets ganged up on by italy and egypt

[@FFros.]

@@mythfulyr and sometimes russia and iran

[@catfacecat.]

Iran players:wait who wanted Iraq? *Turkey leaves*

[@Tooturnt1996]

As an American main I can confirm that we take Mexico and become extremely vocal and have our accounts suspended.

[@Xyoon]

you forgot that Greece player who always gets railed by turkey

[@TOLML]

Maybe if I make a Part 2 where I cover the smaller nations

[@Xyoon]

@@TOLML you are going to become a shitposting channel at that point lmao

[@Mr.Maverick.Hunter]

Switzerland: Gets invaded by italy but then kicks ass and takes rome.

[@the_phen0m639]

i subbed

[@SG-hv8wj]

The otsly one is so true I was playing Ethiopia and Italy attacked me he made ground but eventually lost all his troop then I made an alliance with Egypit and he closed the suez of but bold Italy wanted me so he attacked again and failed he did it one more time before he gave up

[@golfinhocomchamas4054]

Turkey: tries to do the ottoman empire, but its too hard, so he form hittite and leaves.

[@The4gamers5885]

I was lucky enough to let Austria form and then he just ceded everything to me lol

[@gioworno]

I had to fight the us as turkey to form ottoman...

[@catfacecat.]

​@@giowornosince Turkey players are really a lot, I play Iran and fight them. I never let them form ottoman. I declare on them or Iraq. If I kill Iraq,they sometimes leave. If not they declare. And the first option yeah, I declare.

[@theonlyeye1170]

one time i played as south africa, said nothing the whole game, took all of southern africa (everything below sahara) and people noticed i didnt say anything, and just said i was a menace

[@datechds9434]

Once i formed african union without saying anything as SA. Everyone was confused when I formed it and didn't even know I was a player, lmao.

[@kbab_empire]

1:19 nice

[@19ExodusHD]

1:34 at least you included the nation that half my blood is from

[@KompridiCR]

same h-

[@juanguilherme4609]

same, but here: 1:16

[@slovakiantheflag]

“south africa does nothing” lesotho and eswatini: are you sure about that

[@TOLML]

Correction: does nothing IMPORTANT**

[@slovakiantheflag]

@@TOLML idc

[@sonosoloioeindiscutibilmen8322]

I find fascinating playing as south Africa, as i dont have to worry about war with other country until like 2024 most of the time

[@datechds9434]

The only real threats are Nigeria, Congo, and Egypt. Colonizing Europeans come late game a lot, and sometimes annoying brazillian troop spammers invade you.

[@The4gamers5885]

@@datechds9434 I can relate to Brazilian troop spammers invading you even though I played as Nigeria that one time it really applies to all of Africa for some reason

[@doggod8152]

For the Poland one instead of Gigachad even though Poland is a Gigachad what about “when the winged hussars finally arrived”

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

As a person of polish origin i can confirm.

[@sp4c1fy82]

FINALLY POLAND GETS FUCKING APPICIATED WITHOUT A INVADE JOKE

[@mloady6100]

Loving it 🥰

[@turkishhirohito7017]

i want part 2 of this lmao

[@jingbofeng4059]

乙的确 btw tankfish made a vid about taking over world with north korea and germany

[@oicmapper]

Musics/songs i know: 0:06 red sun in the sky mao zedong progandapa song 0:18 Murica heck yeah song 0:30 british grinadiers fife and drum 0:51 la mercha real 1:16 UR GOING TO BRAZIL meme 1:23 polish cow meme

[@preking]

What’s weird is that these countries can co-exist with each other

[@johnsementa9844]

taiwan when China makes destroyers: He he, i'm in danger!

[@selimide9993]

rush B got me

[@DanielTM_JB]

What song?

[@iancarpenter6288]

Argentina: *tries to take Uruguay before Brazil*

[@LearningEnglish29422]

meh

[@combustible8464]

When people don’t colonize and you don’t get players in Africa, South Africa is accurate.

[@unoreverseisgood5922]

0:07 Navy? What navy? 0:13 oops i didn't know you lose 3 stability for every war as a democracy 0:19 Don't need to build the Mexican wall if there's no mexico to begin with 0:26 Blitzkrieg 0:33 colonised 0:39 surrender 0:45 invades small countries successfully 0:52 Portugal? You mean west spain? 0:58 Rush B 1:04 Forgets that it's not 2019 1:11 i troll children on lego HO14 all day 1:17 Fails to send anyone To Brazil 1:24 Gigachad 1:33 Does nothing the entire game

[@sergentnewvegas2553]

That south Africa one is low key no cap true

[@LudzkiOsobnik]

video: SA does nothing everytime i see a sa player: forming african union in 3.5 years

[@benjaminporter2249]

As a person who constantly gets stuck with south africa, i can confirm all i do is form and then just wait.

[@Sir_Zigy]

Perfection.

[@RWNaG597]

China: we do a little conquest of Kazahstan

[@victorivanov6603]

South Africa is really underrated

[@JustAGuy1712]

its not underrated, just boring.

[@victorivanov6603]

@@JustAGuy1712 nah dude you have enough materials to make electronics and you have tungsten, also your economy is strong, nobody wants to attack you and it’s one of the easiest nations to form African Union as.

[@JustAGuy1712]

If they prosuce good resources, then people will attack it. Espdcially uk.

[@victorivanov6603]

@@JustAGuy1712 Almost no one has attacked me and I produce a lot of resources, I guess the reason is probably trading

[@bobuxman1434]

I once had a guy in a server where I was the Alam melayu (maded up by Indonesia, me) who shredded A Iran player, And he went mad as hell,he was india (Well, actually Maruyan empire) And he tried to ally me, When he betrayed me on taking over Madagascar, which I took over in the Indian FOTASE- Iranian war, which I just took that

[@Nickkabb]

china after spam units korea and loses 95% of infantry by its destroyer:

[@coderofnicegames1338]

Make more of these!

[@shadowdarkness5566]

Every country joins the battle part 2

[@coutiftbl]

As an Spanish, I would say that we call portugal "western Spain"

[@ILikemiddleagesjapan]

Never knew that Poland was the first one to invade Germany

[@CasualChairEnjoyer]

Haiti: Manages to conquer the Caribbean and the USA with nothing but infantry.

[@KompridiCR]

I I LITERALLY DID THIS- +I also took alot of africa, the Levant, India, and eastern china and pretty much all of north america

[@CasualChairEnjoyer]

@@KompridiCR the lesson to take away from this is to never underestimate the power of the Caribbean.

[@KompridiCR]

mhm

[@noiceium667]

North Korea: WHERE ARE MY NUKES?!?!?!!?

[@that1dudeintheinternet]

There must be a part 2 to this

[@hostie6440]

This is way too true.

[@PolskiKott]

Turkey: INTENSE OTTOMAN FORMING

[@filtchev.thy_bulgar]

Any balkan country: hate thy neighbor

[@ILikemiddleagesjapan]

The Italian One is so true

[@cyberyoutabe5995]

People when conquering Vietnam:

[@michazyzanski1498]

0:38 idk is that true bc today i was france and survived against UK, germany and italy

[@TOLML]

And when you weren’t France, how many times have they survived against Germany, UK, Italy? This video is making fun of the general stereotypes of each country in RON. If I was making it based on personal experiences then every country would be something along the lines of ‘Destroys the Server!’

[@michazyzanski1498]

@@TOLML Ik that i'm just saying

[@UNS_HG]

Make please part 2

[@JaiAcuneIdeeQuoiMettreIci]

What song did you use for germany

[@johns.kolasheski1404]

Yes Donald this something for me

[@pavlecvetic3289]

Dude i am that iran player once i defended against russia, usa and turkey and they raged quit after 10 failed attacks

[@CatBurgerFromHell]

I just played Italy and it took me 10 years something to get Libya

[@BluketNaga]

I WANT THIS PART 2 >:((((

[@mineturtle2]

Add cook islands next

[@Sparkz_Editzz]

It took me a minute just to understand USA😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tsum1231]

South africa shouldve invaded a country that alot of people traded with and everyone gets mad

[@dragonfunkin4522]

I am a Iran player and that is so true