Roblox Rise of Nations - EVERY COUNTRY JOINS THE BATTLE!

Meme videos are back! I'll try to make more of them when I have more ideas but for now this will suffice.
This video is basically Super Smash Bros "Everyone is Here" memes but for Rise of Nations.

[@TOLML]

Thanks to Doge Boi for helping me film this kzbin.info Go subscribe to him Edit: FOR CLARIFICATION: The France surrender joke in 0:38 is not meant to make fun of France’s defeat during World War II. Instead it makes fun of France players being notoriously bad at the game which causes them to be taken over by one of their neighbours most of the time. Please don’t get offended over such a minor joke, I make fun of all countries equally :)

[@INFIYNITE]

Next. Fall of nations.

[@turkishmappingtheturkishguy]

Ok cool

[@the_quietobserver]

All of this was pretty accurate, especially the Italian part. They always conquer the balkans and libya and occasionally other stuff, but rarely form roman empire.

[@carteradams43]

Forming Rome was one of my first-ever RoN goals, and man was it hard to get there. Now that I know the strategies I can do it semi-regularly, but just about every other Italy player I ever see is completely useless.

[@typicalperson6389]

@@carteradams43 what’s your strat? Usually I form Carthage but I’m tryna form Rome

[@carteradams43]

@@typicalperson6389 it may change now as I noticed an influx of Balkan players forcing me to adapt, but I like to invade the balkans for money, take over Spain or Turkey for land, then use this already-powerful Italy as a springboard for further ambitions

[@fontaineemily9718]

ARE YOU SAYING FRANCE ALWAY SURRENDER? THAT AN INSULT

[@typicalperson6389]

@@carteradams43 Sounds pretty historically accurate if you ask me lmao.

[@MaxTheMuffin]

*Me expecting something interesting for my country* "Surrender" Ah yes, was to be expected

[@TOLML]

I’m really sorry, Rise of Nations players put your country to shame as they die over and over again as it

[@MaxTheMuffin]

@@TOLML You know that's fine, lol Even I did notice it, France either get taken out by all its neighbours or just leave after being capital sniped, it's pretty reasonable xd

[@eaturcookiescookie7462]

When I play as France I try get Sierra Leone as quick as I can and I start analyzing other European countries mostly uk and Germany who will try to invade me first and when I get declared I try to make tanks as quick as possible, make some artillery just in case and try to fortify the capital and mostly if it is Germany because it is on my border so if he is a noob and uses infantry I can try to entrench the tanks at Paris, make more and directly go to the Rhein because maybe it’s a average player who was tryna making tanks but meanwhile used infantry ( ngl that happens often to me when I play as France but after I camp Paris a little more he peaces out and goes for other countries but when he peaces the most probably is he got bored of spamming on me or he started lacking resources but i still accept because it’s hard to keep camping Paris mostly when the uk also declares ( also happens often both Germany and uk team up to try invade me or they tryna see who invades me first) then I need make submarines wich is a pain and I keep camping Paris cuz Germany and uk players I faced most times didint flank my factories they mostly attacked other cities and proceeded to try and flank my capital but like Germany the uk player peaces out and this one has more reason for me to accept him withdrawing because with me tryna make the most tanks to protect Paris as possible making ships is very hard and because it is B r I t a I n it’s hard to chase em to London so I at least hold them until they withdraw and I never played very long time as France but if I once play a long time as France and I find myself at war with us and Germany I’ll just use this strategy and wait until I can recover and take other countries around me so I can make more factories and have more biomes and regions to flank enemy troops with artillery

[@mas0nfootball6810]

I don’t like when the only thing to say about a country is that they are weak and surrender whenever they are the greatest historical military country of the modern age. They surrendered 1 time in WW2 when they honestly had no choice

[@fatfatmiIIycat]

pretty easy to kill germany if you get tanks first thing

[@nicoislazy]

I feel so violated by the last one 😭 I usually play neutral but the one time I played South Africa I formed the AU and basically did nothing with anybody the entire time

[@TOLML]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s quite literally… the truth. South Africa is so isolated from the action they do nothing the entire game

[@thienquoc5790]

@@TOLML aren't all african countries isolated from the action, all the action is in Europe and all that

[@Jeramuse]

Africa sometimes gets some action. The Pacific Islands are basically non-existent

[@onslaughtpheenom1660]

@@TOLML I mean you can maybe fight nigeria or someone if you stay in the game long enough

[@dariollica5995]

Yo juego siempre con sudafrica y termino concursando Europa XD o algo parecido, al menos hago algo porque si no tienes territorio en Europa no puedes hacer nada solo ténganlo es cuenta

[@doomslayerobama]

You forgot that Vietnam casually achieving world domination without anybody noticing

[@frost_co]

same thing could be said for: literally any country below tier VI

[@abhinavsinghkushwaha9040]

I just from Asean and then take over taiwan japan and the koreas and then fight china and once I win I basically become a superpower and then the USA player finally sees asia and starts raging in chat cause I have a navy near hawaii

[@emmanuelpiopadao3329]

lmao true a Nguyen Dynasty took all of Asia once lol

[@pewyay]

alternatives china : 9000k troops? That’s half my manpower! India : what are biomes Germany : *looks at Austria and Poland* Brazil : *forms empire and leaves game* USA : *donates all money and manpower to tiny country in Europe because they are 1% that nationality and there is a country invading it* Poland : *makes joke about ww2, leaves* Japan : *arguing with china about taking over korea* South Africa : still does nothing

[@TOLML]

accurate in every ron server, south africa still does nothing :)

[@omarjawhary887]

I agree I played as Japan like now and just lost cause we argued of who taking Korea 🥲🙂

[@MemeFlavoredJam]

@@TOLML either that or they slowly accumulate land in Africa while no one pays attention

[@greatthenate5296]

True for brazil because I once took Uruguay as Argentina and every brazil that joined just left immediately.

[@therealusman]

as a South African player, I can confirm.

[@Prokerboss]

Please make another one dude, this made me genuinely laugh on all of them, not to say it’s accurate msotly

[@sirtgnq6290]

Me when playing china against Taiwan:super idol op navy Me when playing china against Japan: navy? Is that enchantment table language?

[@TOLML]

It’s like China players are *programmed* like an AI to use ships only if they’re fighting against Taiwan but not against anyone else

[@sirtgnq6290]

@@TOLML so true

[@TheMemer397]

Usually not played countries join the battle. Vietnan: *fortunate son intensifies* Portugal: I M P O R T S Taiwan: Certified China Troller Antarctica: Gigachad 2 Czech Republic: Man I'm dead

[@erykza1509]

Probably the only funny RON meme video. Congrats

[@RWH_Stu.]

wow this is amazing. i've been looking at this for 5 hours haven't i?

[@egypt-rn4358]

XD! Nice video, It's 100% accurate !

[@elementalcreeper2419]

Really well edited!

[@Binate.]

Great video bro! We uploaded our first ever RON vid today

[@mloady6100]

Loving it 🥰

[@lwfawn]

Canada: *Sorry bud, I accidentally took over the American continents, eh?*

[@Sicxcatpack]

That happened like once

[@landon8214]

@@Sicxcatpack really? i dont think its ever happened

[@landon8214]

america: oversimplifieds canada rant

[@TheSecondLaughingSoldier]

@@landon8214*looks at 178.5M+ people* Yeah, I think the odds are that someone has done that once or twice before.

[@aniyux2956]

The accuracy of this video is more accurate than people knowing whats 1+1

[@technonuggets8285]

everything was accurate except for the fact that normal South Africa just says ahh my name is no longer South Africa it’s united Africa and then proceeds to conquer Africa

[@themageofspace5516]

thats what i do!

[@frost_co]

and then a tunisia player takes over the sahara

[@timpudge5816]

the china part was accurate i was playing taiwan and china declared on me and with legit 3 destroyers china had 7 million losses..

[@gioworno]

I built a navy the first time I played China and let's say that east asia didn't have fun that day

[@catfacecat.]

​@@giowornojapan does have a good fighting chance though. Just gotta play the naval game.

[@Sir_Zigy]

Perfection.

[@paulieplayz1652]

This is VERY accurate. please make a second one -Paul

[@paulieplayz1652]

P.S i love your channel

[@fino_2nerf]

Nice vid

[@turkishmappingtheturkishguy]

Hilarious i will sub if part 2

[@sealgaming8050]

Yeah I was playing as China and I was threatened by a very powerful Spain so the last thing that came to mind for me besides militarizing my country was a navy xD

[@emilpoiss8732]

Make more of them cuz it was pretty accurate.

[@8e_16_muhammadreshadmarchi7]

the iran part was really accurate lmao

[@SG-hv8wj]

The otsly one is so true I was playing Ethiopia and Italy attacked me he made ground but eventually lost all his troop then I made an alliance with Egypit and he closed the suez of but bold Italy wanted me so he attacked again and failed he did it one more time before he gave up

[@ItsLuke350]

Cook islands: dpnt underestimate my power cuz i have literally all day

[@Offline-yu2wk]

he iran part is so accurate

[@FancyBacteria]

Christmas Island: Bullies the entire sever

[@channel17654]

This is epic

[@coderofnicegames1338]

Make more of these!

[@ahnughgff]

I can not believe that this video actually showed America doing something well.

[@amiroto8449]

Make another one, And actually make it every country expect these you did put here, Like the top 50 countries or 40

[@anexx]

nice video lol (hong king also being gigachad defending against china with subs) EDIT: LAND BORDERS DONT NEED SUBS

[@TOLML]

Defending a land border with submarines? Sigma Hong Kong Grindset #specialadministrativillionairegrindset

[@anexx]

@@TOLML uhhhh i don’t wanna talk about it 💀

[@ThreeIrishMen]

@@anexx hold up dont know you from the videos

[@Szytrix]

Seeing poland as an giga chad.. beautiful thing

[@turkishhirohito7017]

i want part 2 of this lmao

[@lynandjamez_6450]

Switzerland: *NETRUAL MODE ACTIVATED*

[@DanBz13]

you forgor about that average turkey guy who gets beaten up by the entirety of europe after trying to form ottoman

[@SovietRepublicofFinland]

1:24 koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam w krainę zapomnienia

[@espy8406]

0:33 best part was france and germany arguing France: germoney you will be kild France:i am glrius nepolon Germany: Stop the cap France: haha germoney you die *germany takes paris* France: WHAAAAAT France:HACK (x3)

[@TOLML]

finally someone noticed it

[@benjaminporter2249]

As a person who constantly gets stuck with south africa, i can confirm all i do is form and then just wait.

[@CatUser167]

this what i call... *E P I C B A T T L E*

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

Love the French part. Pretty accurate.

[@mas0nfootball6810]

Accurate 1 time in history. Get your facts straight

[@25_Magma]

Unfunny and overused joke, plus it offends me as hell

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

@@25_Magma Le mon 🍋

[@RoyalThaiArmyCadet]

@@mas0nfootball6810 Franco-Prussian war.

[@adhprakash]

bruh why so much hate to this dude

[@sonosoloioeindiscutibilmen8322]

I find fascinating playing as south Africa, as i dont have to worry about war with other country until like 2024 most of the time

[@datechds9434]

The only real threats are Nigeria, Congo, and Egypt. Colonizing Europeans come late game a lot, and sometimes annoying brazillian troop spammers invade you.

[@The4gamers5885]

@@datechds9434 I can relate to Brazilian troop spammers invading you even though I played as Nigeria that one time it really applies to all of Africa for some reason

[@cyrixgamingandbackrooms4059]

Switzerland: Either never gets invaded or dies by Germany, Austria, or France

[@the_phen0m639]

i subbed

[@Mr.Maverick.Hunter]

Switzerland: Gets invaded by italy but then kicks ass and takes rome.

[@coppersponge]

The absolute feat of taking all of Africa in 5 years as an island nation

[@sergentnewvegas2553]

That south Africa one is low key no cap true

[@bobuxman1434]

I once had a guy in a server where I was the Alam melayu (maded up by Indonesia, me) who shredded A Iran player, And he went mad as hell,he was india (Well, actually Maruyan empire) And he tried to ally me, When he betrayed me on taking over Madagascar, which I took over in the Indian FOTASE- Iranian war, which I just took that

[@jingbofeng4059]

乙的确 btw tankfish made a vid about taking over world with north korea and germany

[@sawyak8850]

We need a second, third and four part

[@thegoofygoblin2081]

As a person of polish origin i can confirm.

[@Tooturnt1996]

As an American main I can confirm that we take Mexico and become extremely vocal and have our accounts suspended.

[@cathylin6140]

nigeria: somehow takes litterally all of africa without anyone noticing

[@Xyoon]

you forgot that Greece player who always gets railed by turkey

[@TOLML]

Maybe if I make a Part 2 where I cover the smaller nations

[@Xyoon]

@@TOLML you are going to become a shitposting channel at that point lmao

[@hostie6440]

This is way too true.

[@iforgorname123]

The Poland one was really accurate

[@The_whales]

I fought a Germany player once who just threw like 200k infantry and 400tanks at me who had 800 tanks and close to 200k infantry entrench and then he lefy

[@Berjos73]

Canada: why am i never mentionned? sorry for the complaint..

[@TOLML]

Half the time they’re ai the other half they get absorbed by the USA

[@Berjos73]

@@TOLML Actually, i invaded all of USA as Canada, fair and square, in an online game. I think that's like a 1% chance.

[@doggod8152]

For the Poland one instead of Gigachad even though Poland is a Gigachad what about “when the winged hussars finally arrived”

[@selimide9993]

rush B got me

[@albus1645]

all of this is so true

[@M0NKEZI]

Afghanistan has joined the chat: Afghanistan: *Why the hell is every superpower against me. LEAVE ME AL- Ohhh* *Afghanistan has left the chat*

[@Franz-wt1hh]

What Songs or themes that are played when a country join a battle?

[@Sword35632]

The Italian One is so true

[@oicmapper]

Musics/songs i know: 0:06 red sun in the sky mao zedong progandapa song 0:18 Murica heck yeah song 0:30 british grinadiers fife and drum 0:51 la mercha real 1:16 UR GOING TO BRAZIL meme 1:23 polish cow meme

[@johnsementa9844]

taiwan when China makes destroyers: He he, i'm in danger!

[@broland6635]

This is so true

[@johns.kolasheski1404]

Yes Donald this something for me

[@BurgerBoiFromSwdn]

I just played Italy and it took me 10 years something to get Libya

[@qwertykeyswasd4032]

I like playing as south Africa and in most games I try to take out India, China (or south China if they already collapsed) and maybe the Us if I have a good economy

[@that1dudeintheinternet]

There must be a part 2 to this

[@jarielmangulabnan3250]

As a brazil player i have sent multiple argentina players to brazil

[@slovakiantheflag]

“south africa does nothing” lesotho and eswatini: are you sure about that

[@TOLML]

Correction: does nothing IMPORTANT**

[@slovakiantheflag]

@@TOLML idc

[@ultrafreshlol6768]

Taiwan is a beginner to what i can do, i defend berlin with a battleship

[@pavlecvetic3289]

Dude i am that iran player once i defended against russia, usa and turkey and they raged quit after 10 failed attacks

[@theonlyeye1170]

one time i played as south africa, said nothing the whole game, took all of southern africa (everything below sahara) and people noticed i didnt say anything, and just said i was a menace

[@datechds9434]

Once i formed african union without saying anything as SA. Everyone was confused when I formed it and didn't even know I was a player, lmao.

[@poonaford9788]

India is so true bsck when I India mained I waiting like 5 years for stability to go up while developing into number 1 nation

[@shadowdarkness5566]

Every country joins the battle part 2

[@kbab_empire]

1:19 nice

[@FFros.]

turkey: whats the middle east? you mean southern turkey right? indonesia: forms and leaves australia: South Africa 2.0 nigeria: you mean sokoto?

[@mythfy8948]

turkey always gets ganged up on by italy and egypt

[@FFros.]

@@mythfy8948 and sometimes russia and iran

[@catfacecat.]

Iran players:wait who wanted Iraq? *Turkey leaves*

[@JaiAcuneIdeeQuoiMettreIci]

What song did you use for germany

[@romangaminglegion4011]

make another one. plz

[@TwinsInVancouver]

waitbim a poland player who ever 1v5 all player with germany russia france china and uk alone and i stand for 2-3 years

[@kavishkankakanala4097]

I think TOLMLshould had added taiwan and it said having a navy is as good thing but where china navy?

[@number-hq1tq]

good video but while i was watching this my coca-cola can fell to my keyboard and it touched down there now it is hurting and some japanese people are looking for me please help even though it isnt 2019

[@TuputamadrelolXd]

Make please part 2

[@dragonfunkin4522]

I am a Iran player and that is so true

[@NagaDoesContent]

I WANT THIS PART 2 >:((((

[@idkimbored279]

Portugal: "Spain, you mean east Portugal?" Sent marteen: "unification time" Palestine: "waaaaaaaaaah"

[@golfinhocomchamas4054]

Turkey: tries to do the ottoman empire, but its too hard, so he form hittite and leaves.

[@The4gamers5885]

I was lucky enough to let Austria form and then he just ceded everything to me lol

[@gioworno]

I had to fight the us as turkey to form ottoman...

[@catfacecat.]

​@@giowornosince Turkey players are really a lot, I play Iran and fight them. I never let them form ottoman. I declare on them or Iraq. If I kill Iraq,they sometimes leave. If not they declare. And the first option yeah, I declare.

[@noiceium667]

North Korea: WHERE ARE MY NUKES?!?!?!!?

[@coutiftbl]

As an Spanish, I would say that we call portugal "western Spain"

[@mineturtle2]

Add cook islands next

[@Randomsass]

That one time when im south africa and brazil declares war i just buy some 20 oil and start sapmming submarine he thought i was afk he got jbaited so hard

[@zaryj4208]

Poland used the reverse card tho 💀

[@unoreverseisgood5922]

0:07 Navy? What navy? 0:13 oops i didn't know you lose 3 stability for every war as a democracy 0:19 Don't need to build the Mexican wall if there's no mexico to begin with 0:26 Blitzkrieg 0:33 colonised 0:39 surrender 0:45 invades small countries successfully 0:52 Portugal? You mean west spain? 0:58 Rush B 1:04 Forgets that it's not 2019 1:11 i troll children on lego HO14 all day 1:17 Fails to send anyone To Brazil 1:24 Gigachad 1:33 Does nothing the entire game

[@PolskiKott]

Turkey: INTENSE OTTOMAN FORMING

[@filtchev.thy_drunk]

Any balkan country: hate thy neighbor