RoboCock(2014)-THE RANT

My long in depth spoiler filled rant on the worst movie of the year so far, RoboCock(2014) starring Joel Kinnaman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Earle Haley, Michael K. Williams, Jennifer Ehle, Jay Baruchel, Marianne-Jean Baptiste, Patrick Garrow and Aimee Garcia.
Directed by Jose Padillha.
(Yes this is a long one. It's over 2 hours. No need to leave comments saying that it's "longer than the movie." I am really passionate about RoboCop and he is my all time favorite character, and this movie imo was a complete embarrassment and took a long hard piss all over him, and I felt the need to rant on it for as long as I damn well pleased. If it's too long for one sitting? Watch it in parts. If you can sit down and watch the whole thing awesome. If you are going to bitch about the length? Don't watch it. But for those of you who can take it and are big fans of my channel you are in for what I hope to be a fun time.)
P.S. It was Aimee Garcia who played Oldman's assistant not Jennifer Ehle..Jennifer Ehle though was still just as useless as basically the VP for Michael Keaton. And she has a bunch of nothing dialogue to say most of the time as well just like Garcia. Also the recent box office totals for RoboCop 26 million dollars. Which brings it's worldwide total to around 96 million dollars worldwide. That's great you say? Nope. That is not good at all. Because the worldwide gross isn't the biggest money maker for the studio. The only way the film can break even is if it makes 300 million worldwide, and I highly doubt that will happen. If this film makes less than 130 million in the US it's a failure. This isn't even factoring in all of the merchandising costs the film had as well which could be even more millions of dollars. This film needed to make bank in the US box office and from the looks of it so far? That's not going to happen.