Englishman Reacts to... Polish Kabaret Ani Mru Mru - Król i wieśniak / The King and the Peasant

How did a peasant kill the dragon?
Translation by: ‪@Pan_Damjanek‬
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[@KamilP-i9w]

the dragon broke 3 necks in a shallow river 😅😁

I think you missed the best joke. 11:46. The king was confused because he never saw anyone drinking water. Aristocracy drinks wine, mead etc

[@Mariolenna92]

in the past they would drink beer instead of water, water was too dirty, full of bacteria

[@nicolleword4365]

15:09 Well, he doesn't give him a straw, but a razor, because there's a Polish proverb: "a drowning man grabs at razor", meaning a person in a difficult situation accepts any help and grabs at any means to save themselves.

[@Pan_Damjanek]

And in English you clutch/grasp at straws

[@arris9447]

17:20 Basically dragon by falling into the shallow river (headfirst with all of his 3 heads) broke all of his 3 necks. All Maciej did was push him a bit with his "glorious" kick...

[@MonikaMazgola]

After watching it many years ago we are using some of the phrases in my family, like "ale nieeeeeee!" when we want to express that something different than expected happened in some story.

[@nieznanygoscxd8587]

Same haha 😹 polish is the best

[@nickeywilson7883]

We also say "it's an exchange" :)

[@SolariusScorch]

Me too! And many of my friends :)

[@OxynoX-ub6bf]

He clearly explained how he killed the dragon. The dragon broke its necks when it fell into shallow water. :)

[@barbarahaluch-zielinska6874]

Dziękujemy.

[@RobReacts1]

Thank you very much!

[@Kalin-yo9xw]

"KRÓLOWI" zmarła rok temu druga żona, po tym już nie wrócił na scenę, to wielka strata dla polskiej estrady. Jego mimika i sposób narracji to mistrzostwo świata.

[@nickeywilson7883]

Nie królowi, tylko wieśniakowi, czyli Michałowi Wójcikowi..

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

This is not the most known version, but really really really fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

[@pawewozniak8275]

This is my favorite ❤piece from Ani mru Mru. I have been waiting such a long time for your reaction Rob. Glad that you enjoyed it. The peasant one is educated im acting (a mime), that's why he is playing well.

[@cynxmanga]

In the moment when the king says "you're a great warrior" and the prasant gets upset, it's because the word "wojem" sounds quite similar to "chujem", which means "prick" 😅 so the peasant thought they are called a prick

[@Night-Walker]

I've been waiting for this, I knew that you're gonna laugh a lot. And I wasn't wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adamk.837]

17:21 dragon killed himself Cause water in the river is Shallow and you can't jump on head to shallow water and dragon had 3 heads so 3 times less chance of surviving

[@guciospawacz278]

plate to może być płytka ale taka metalowa albo ceramiczna itp. :D google tlumacz w pełnej okazałości :D

[@adamk.837]

@@guciospawacz278 tylko do tego słowa co prawda ale ta tłumacz z ustawień klawiatury

[@agab.2200]

It's pretty old and I'm still use some of those lines like "ale nieeee..." (but noooo) irl 😅 it's a legendary one from ani mru mru.

[@gawryl7637]

about hand and fund in polish he said renta which means pension and ręka (hand). And dragon was killed because he jumped to the shallow river on the head and dragon had 3 heads.

[@spireneusz]

@18:44 Peasant said "Princes for a wife", it has 2 meanings in polish: 1 - taking princess as a wife, 2 - exchanging wife for a princess. I dont know if you undestood that during watching.

[@grzegorzgrzesiak7498]

Hand (Ręka) sounds a bit like pension (Renta)

[@MULTIMEDIASTUDIOMSS]

Super :) coraz lepiej z językiem polskim

[@KrzysztofTomecki]

Dragon drunk so greedly, he broke his heads on bottom of the river.

[@Tabf3294]

If u want to know the one that plays peasant finished the acting school as mime.

[@19kafar85]

Moje propozycje od AMM Wizyta u dyrektora (Dom spokojnej starosci) Wyjazd do sanatorium Drzewo genealogiczne Otwarcie hipermarketu Alkohimalaisci Podkop Zaginiona zona

[@patrycja1571]

This is the first sketch od Kabaret Ani Mru Mru that I saw when I was a child.

[@jedrzejwitkowski5801]

The river was shallow so when the dragon jumped into the water (heads down), the necks broke...thats how it died as explained the peasant

[@ahmadeuszszatan1732]

Opowieści na temat smoka z Krakowa jest więcej i się różnią. Według jednej z nich smok żywił się dziewicami i zmarł z głodu, bo w Krakowie dziewic zabrakło. Więcej przedstawię, w książce, którą kończę pisać.

[@mr.d6861]

Limo, Ani Mru Mru, Kabaret młodych panów. ♥

[@bernadetta1993]

Yay! One of my favorites ❤😂

[@AntiDolty6761]

That's my favourite sketch!

[@paulapalacz6477]

Dragon broke his neck when he kicked him as it was shallow water, and he had no chance of not dying as he had 3 necks

[@alh6255]

In Poland, we say that someone "skacze na główkę" - he "jumps on the head", which makes it up, that he jumps into the water ahead (typical in jumps, e.g. to the river or lake). And here the dragon was kicked up to the shallow water on his 3 heads :) and twisted the neck (or rather 3 necks). That's how he died

[@garret.thethief]

Why haven't you watched the "Hrabi" cabaret yet? This cabaret is brilliant :) Urząd skarbowy or Dziubas, or other newer skits.

[@nickeywilson7883]

Or "Types of Dancers" ;))

[@boguslawahelenahalinamrocz8974]

Le Dragon est mort , parce-que là petite rivière n'était pas profonde.....,tout le monde sais que pour pouvoir piqué une tête , il faut une profondeur......donc , le Dragon se tordus ses 3 tête, d'un coup.......😹😂.....et tout seul...... merci Rob pour ton job , tu saisis parfetment l'humour polonais......nous sommes spécialistes de parler des choses sans les nommés........ c'est sont les restes du communisme......on pouvait pas parler, juste..... salutations..😉

[@aniaqwerty8215]

😂😂😂The best 😂😂😂

[@arturniedzielski7358]

Rob - "To take someones hand" in polish it means (of course we are talking about the intended times) that the girl's parents consented to her marriage with someone who was asking for that "hand". Her "hand". And the river was shallow so dragon jumping into it broke hise necks ( he has three heads) :)

[@MIKALUBIECGACHA]

He said that he killed the dragon by kicking it into the river and since the river is shallow the dragon hit its self so hard on the three heads that it died.

[@ZwiekszoneRyzyko]

They switched that dynamic when they made a sketch about a gay dude who comes to get a tattoo. The stoic one acts crazy and the crazy one is calm in that piece.

[@porkychoppopx210]

Ahh classic❤

[@Pan_Damjanek]

In case it wasn't clear from the translation, if the water is shallow, and you jump head first, you'll break your neck. Dragon had 3 necks, so he's triple dead

[@nauropl1907]

You should see that crazy AMM guy in the music video of the Polish version of "Tribute" by Tenacious D

[@mr_hardy5329]

I love it

[@Neji641212]

You need to see Kabaret LIMO - parodia zwiastuna filmowego

[@--tuberose--]

Yeah! Limo was a cabaret at some another level. So pitty that they don't perform any more.

[@holubm]

you need to do more of KMN (older sketches), Try best of Halama and Hrabi

[@Rozbi.]

Kilku "inside jokes" tłumacz nie objaśnił, ale myślę, że nie da się zrobić idealnego tłumaczenia. Masz rację, że dawne Ani Mru Mru robiło skecze wykorzystując podobny schemat, ale to jest kabaret, który się uczy i trzyma poziom (no i polecam kabaret Hrabi - klasa sama w sobie; u nas kabaret umiera a rozwija się stand up). Polecam śledzić kabaret Ani mru mru i Hrabi oraz naszych komików stand up's.

[@a.j.s.7312]

Rob did you watch Polish videos? I can for sure recommend Sami Swoi, one of best polish comedy ever, But also things like Killer with Cezary Pazura… and more, that one is the most famous and up to this day Poles use some text from that movie.

[@Rapapictures]

My childhood🥺

[@adamkwalczyk]

Czesc przyjacielu, how about watching and reacting to "Świat Według Kiepskich"?

[@Roxson_]

Yes! It would be great to see Rob react to that. But he'd have to find a full episode online and need good translation

[@robertkowalski7932]

Commenting on a sketch after the first half of the task is like reviewing a book by its cover, i.e. just plain stupid

[@rambo8wradio]

- Jak go zmogłeś? - Siarką! I suggest watching Potem - Bajki dla potłuczonych (fairy tales for the bonkers).

[@Ashalmavia]

Next One "Szewczyk Dratewka" please

[@jacekbilenski7036]

❤

[@rafalzukowski2034]

Dear Rob, Try "Posterunek 13". One of the first sitcom , but still in cabaret style. Try anti communism "Tey" cabaret "

[@rafalzukowski2034]

And also polish full movie "Miś". Then try "Chłopaki nie płaczą". After that you will be much closer. Regards Raf

[@BorysMadrawski]

Look at "Dratewka, the young shoemaker [Darwin's Fairy Tales]".

[@BiancoNeri1985]

Hi there. Rob Reacts so i would like to react too! FUND & HAND I assume that the author of the translation wanted to maintain the phonetic similarity between words "fund" and "hand"... I appreciate! However, I would like to point out that... Referring to the Polish words "renta" and "ręka", they sound very similar phonetically, Especially when you simplify "ręka", in pronunciation, to "renka" which gives us "renTa" - "renKa"... I am not an English philologist, but in my opinion "renta", in the translation of "fund", does not convey the true sense of the joke and "fund" doesn't equal "disability pension". The Polish "renta" in this sketch is more "disability pension", which in the peasant's understanding means "free" money from the state. In my opinion, in this form the joke is more precise and funnier. Let me know Rob, if my annotation changes anything in this joke for you or not at all or maybe i am totally wrong...

[@ExcelInstructor]

well, you should watch AMM Tofik

[@a.j.s.7312]

Unfortunately Tofik on KZbin is very bad quality, unless someone has better with translation for Rob, I love Tofik was one of the best AMM

[@qostka]

AMM is not my favourite but this one is top notch. How about Kabaret Mlodych Panow (not sure if there are any videos with english subtitles though)

[@Mody-hr5lr]

Dragon broke his 3 Neck.

[@COOLturalni]

Dragon broken 3 necks in not deep river, when kick his ass.

[@PaulinaLipińska-o2e]

I love sketch „Types of dancers” by Hrabi. I hope you will watch it one day ;)

[@Piotrek4500]

Dragon broke his neck in the river Rob !

[@47alucard]

Next please, Ani Mru Mru - Żona

[@uuuu-or3wf]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@123voy321]

Mamy najlepsze skecze na świecie.. Są tak dobre, że tylko anglicy je poza nami zrozumieją.. 🤣🤣

[@MaciejGomoka]

I beg for kabaret hrabi!

[@AlexNona80]

Do you always make videos at 3:40 pm? your clock always show that time

[@yomaakin]

You have to watch Kabaret Smile - Bożenka Film

[@jakubmichalak4672]

Ani mru mru - Doping. Please!!! Wonderful sketch!!!

[@Mordring]

Ah, this one is a great old classic. Back in high school I had a friend and we had a dynamic just like Marcin (myself) and Michał (my friend). As such, naturally we performed AMM's sketches for fun all the time to the amusement of our friends (of course, giving credits where credits were due). The King and the Peasant has always been our favourite so it still holds a special place in my heart!

[@MidBoss666]

You absolutely need to check their ventriloquist sketch.

[@Betsky4495]

Check Rafał Pacześ stendup

[@lidiapoczyczynska6623]

👍😁❤️🇵🇱

[@AlexNona80]

Michael the slim one and Marty the blond one

[@rmbt]

Zrób komentarz z filmów "żarty z komunizmu", będzie ciekawa perspektywa

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

Cześć. You obviously gave up working on your Polish "cz" sound. There's a reason why "Cz" in "Cześć" is at the beginning, and "ć" is at the end of the word. This remark should sound friendly and all, but then again, without audio and visual, it sounds a bit hostile. Not my intention. I love your reactions. Pls, don't get me wrong.

[@grzegorzdziedzic9592]

Please mention on the next vid you figured out how the dragon died

[@AlexNona80]

Monday worse because at sunday i have chicken soup and chicken

[@Piotr-bh5yx]

Cześć!

[@karolbabel]

Your Polish is better and better

[@rufsven8312]

Nice youre doinig many breaks and your opinion.

[@RobReacts1]

Too many don't actually react. So that's what I try and do 🙂

[@arturzabkiewicz9734]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@8_Evelyn8]

I dont complaining about anything, I just expressed my opinion... it's very good that you have these translators, good luck! you definitely won't find better ones!!! GOODBYE ....you are the one complaining, not me. Complaining is not my style at all, dont like people who constantly complain ....im an optimist,.. buzz off!!i will never be your friend,,,,cause its impossible to be friends with you

[@krzysztofkania9685]

You shood watch " Mała Polonia " little kabaret serial

[@Mr.Torque10]

hello Rob! I am Polish and I have a proposition for you to watch the skits of the Smile cabaret, 1) Kabaret Smile - "Bożena Film" and 2) also Kabaret Smile - "Śniadanie" And what is important, the best one is from "XVII Mazurska Noc Kabaretowa"

[@rozaems]

agree! but I would recommend watching "Śniadanie" first, it all started with that one! :)

[@Mr.Torque10]

I don't know, but certainly each episode of the same sketch is different from the previous one, etc. In my opinion, the one from "XVII Masurian Cabaret Night" in pol. Mazurskiej Nocy Kabaretowej- is the funniest

[@AlexNona80]

Maciej=Matthew

[@lope-de-aguirre]

This comedy sketch has several versions, this version is not the funniest. The oldest and premiere version is the best.

[@krzysztofgrau740]

it's a great pity that cultural and verbal dependencies can't be translated into English one to one. you would have much more fun with this comedy. for example "hurts like mf and migraine vs nap....(implicity "napierdalac") and "napadowe bole glowy or riverside and ahithole vs "za"rzecze i "za"dupie or even pension and hand vs renta and reka

[@Roxson_]

But nieeeeeeeee

[@shatan6893]

Now is time to Szewczyk dratewka by gf darwin

[@michasiwek4709]

Hello. Please watch Nocny Kochanek clip Tribjut. Lirycs are the best. Do you recognize the Devil?

[@19kafar85]

11:00 The legend of Krakow zostala juz trzydziesci lat temu wyjasniona przez Potem w skeczu Smok Wawelski - polecam wiekszosc bajek dla potluczonych, ale w pierwszej kolejnosci: dama w wiezy, ochmistrz, smok wawelski a na deser serca jak motyle z kultowymi tekstami takimi jak [uwaga spojler]: blyskotliwys jak karetka na sygnale Ogolnie Kolaczkowska musi Rob zobaczyc czy w Hrabi czy w Potemach

[@misiek19848]

Worst version of that ,the one from 11 year ago much better

[@Yokoshka]

To all polish folks; on the end of video Rob showed u 2 middle fingers… not Victoria signs ✌️ just middle fingers 😉 have a nice day

[@pzwolski]

Not to all folks, just to the complaining ones on the translators. 😘

[@emiszczuczynska9345]

MIchał Wójcik and Marcin Wójcik are brothers, same name, same parents, it's a fact.

[@8_Evelyn8]

You're mean, you can tell yourself you're not, but you are... in addition, you are not nice and unfriendly.....who did you show your middle fingers to? if it's for me, then ..mutually!!vice versa!

[@Mr.Torque10]

what are you talking about?!

[@--tuberose--]

@Mr.Torque10 Seems like Rob has got some psycho fan 😃

[@8_Evelyn8]

​​@@--tuberose--yeeee im very,very huge psycho fan 😳.....but don't worry, I just stopped being his "fan",...im leaving

[@Memmax13]

Try to: Paranienormalni - Jacek Balcerzak and Jacek Balcerzak 2

[@jedenzet]

Noooo not this version. The one that the audience has yellow/orange hats is better.