Englishman Reacts to... Polish Kabaret Ani Mru Mru - Studniówka

Does every student and principle go through the same struggles in Poland?
Translated by: ‪@Pan_Damjanek‬
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[@robertpoland3963]

It's funny that dancing the polonaise is easier than the mix created by the school principal

[@Vengir]

The "right leg is the one with the big toe on the left" is a reference to the "Buying Doors" skit from a different cabaret.

[@resting.potato]

One of my favourite bits of theirs. "Podkop" is also top notch

[@piotrsyszynski3787]

Yeah, You definetly shoul try "Podkop" and also "Lokomotywa" is great :D

[@arti_1980]

Hello, it's very nice to remember these dances. I danced in the Gdańsk song and dance group "GDAŃSK", we were dancing folk dances and I suggest seeing what these dances look like when performed by professional dancers. Dances such as "KUJAWIAK", "MAZUR", "OBEREK" and "KRAKOWIAK". They are very spectacular and technical dances, I highly recommend them.

[@archi5461]

Polonaise is really easy, even if someone is completly music-deaf the teachers count aloud for students for few first rehearsals. It's just 1, 2, 3, 1, 2... the accent is on 1.

[@Roxson_]

I guess it's hard to coordinate the whole group of students

[@samoht.p]

What is also impressive is that they presented Polish national dances in a comedic way and you can guess what kind of dance it is just by the comic poles. They presented the characteristic features of individual dances with movement. Interestingly, the character who plays the teacher is truly musically talented. I recommend you to see what individual Polish traditional dances look like. This is interesting in my opinion.

[@Zeebee1971]

Giżycko - a town in Masuria (Mazury) not Mazovia (Mazowsze).

[@Pan_Damjanek]

Oh shoot you're right, bo idea how it happened

[@Pan_Damjanek]

@@Xandi19 tak

[@alh6255]

Ech... Mazovia ppl, who settled on contemporary Masuria or Lithuania, were called Masurians in old Polish, and generally Masuria took it's name directly from them. This is another joke and allusion, with Giżycko. Such a funny nod to viewers who know Polish history. (Our grandparents and great grandparents knew such things commonly). Jak myślisz, dlaczego specyficzne zmiany głosek w gwarze mazowieckiej nazywa sxię "mazurzeniem"? Połowy aluzji i dowcipów nie wyłapaliście pewnie, ale i tak można się dobrze bawić.

[@KaitoKumashiro]

@@alh6255 Jak to może być dowcip lub aluzja, skoro wystaępuje tylko w notatce do tłumaczenia i nawet sam tłumacz się połapał, że to błąd? :D

[@shredder5647]

0:30 Another genius translation. "Kotłownia" means something like "boiler room" "I tam się kotłowało" could be easily translated to "And it was boiling hot here" (you know why), but I think technical room is just genius. Chapeau bas whoever translated this

[@miraagnieszka7100]

AI?

[@shredder5647]

@@miraagnieszka7100 I don't think AI could do it

[@cyfrowybaron9623]

@@miraagnieszka7100 Z tego co Rob kiedyś wspomniał, to te filmiki tłumaczy dla niego jakaś polskojęzyczna koleżanka.

[@magdalenajulga3241]

Tam w piwnicy tam się kotłowało, to też miejsce na sex 😂

[@SKIMER]

3:10 He didn't just say "boki zrywać" (ripping sides (from laughter)) He said "Reeboki" (Reebok shoes), so it's a pun

[@NDN2NieDzielNaDwa]

Na mojej studniówce byłem w 1 parze razem ze swoją partnerką. Dyrektorka tylko na chwilę stanęła koło Nas. Fajnie rak prowadzić we dwójkę ponad 400 osób

[@jacek3384]

Marcin Wójcik (principal) before cabaret was 4 years PE teacher just like you.

[@matrixmannn]

Najlepszy był na końcu "Mazurek Dąbrowskiego" bo tak nazywa się polski hymn państwowy, a jak wiadomo hymnów państwowych się nie tańczy, to sobie tak postali 6 min z kawałkiem. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dorotabarbowska2184]

Polish dance traditions in a nutshell😁🤣😂 it was good, soo funny , thanks Rob 😂😂

[@Futullr]

When I was in some pub in London, I noticed the framed picture - meme, the quote: "Trust me, u can dance" and signed below "Vodka" 😁

[@annaulasia4209]

Polonaise is very easy. Students usually know how to dance it after one lesson. During next few meetings they learn choreography

[@piotrsyszynski3787]

Yeah, but choreography it's not very simple for everyone ;)

[@BykuSwinioMordo]

Polonaise is easy, the only difficulty are the figures 😅 what's really difficult is the choreography they created

[@alh6255]

Not at all. The director found a brilliant solution with the simplest starting figures of all dances and standing at care listening to the Polish anthem at the end. Polonaise is, after all, more difficult.

[@TomaszMiodek]

Polonaise is literally the simplest dance to learn, probably in the world. The main idea is that you walk in a moderate tempo and accentuate with a dip every third tact (that is also clearly audible, but you can as well just count all the way if you need to). As for the figures, they are just all about knowing where to turn when, and it's challenging only for the first 4 couples (2 for most of the dance). The rest just have to follow the respective preceding pair. I've been in the 3rd pair, and I assure you, I'm no dancer. Finally, in most schools teachers don't dance it, unless something has changed recently. But that's what they needed to make it a comedy.

[@rikkitikkitavi-bf1tf]

Uwielbiam!!! 🤣❤️

[@Pan_Damjanek]

As a guitarist I often find myself surprised as to why people don't hear the rhythmic pattern, It's rather clear in the music, especially with simple measures like 3/4 or 4/4

[@mariawoz5783]

Nie ogladalam w oryginale ale podejrzewam, ze ta wersja z tlumaczeniem z przerywaniem akcji komentarzem jest mega wzmacniaczem. Brawo, gratuluje efektu dla polskojezycznych odbiorcow! Fenomenalni artysci i przekaz! Dzieki, dzieki. Podrawiam i zycze szczesliwego zycia!

[@mariapenlington3443]

Polonez is in fact quite easy to dance :) it is also called walking dance as the dancers just walk ;) with an emphasis on the 3rd step. Then some turns right or left…. Easy dance , trust me 😊

[@user-bx2rx4bn9q]

7:20 This is how we actually learn that dance. We count up to three so 1 2 3, where 1 is accentuate. Than 2 2 3 - first 2 is accentuate again. The funny part is that counting 123 223 323 has no sens for a very logical person like mathematician. Besids they're teachers and show to the school director that they can't teach.

[@viktoriaskorpion4184]

3:41, 9:52, 15:18, 17:52 There are a series of jokes in this skit with the name Ogiński mentioned. Michał Kleofas Ogiński from Retów, prince (born September 25, 1765 in Guzów, died October 15, 1833 in Florence) He composed piano polonaises, romances, songs, quadrilles, minuets, waltzes and one opera titled "Zélis et Valcour ou Bonaparte au Caire ” (“Zelis and Valcour, or Napoleon in Egypt”) in one act. For many years, at proms, people danced to the rhythm of Ogiński's polonaise - the actual title of the work is "Farewell to the Fatherland" - (currently, it is being investigated who is the actual author of this polonaise). In 1999, Andrzej Wajda's film "Pan Tadeusz" premiered, an adaptation of Mickiewicz's work. Wojciech Kilar composed a Polonaise for the film, which subsequent generations of high school graduates fell in love with. Therefore, it is more often chosen to open a prom

[@porkychoppopx210]

Wow been ages since i saw this one 😮 Try something from cabaret Potem

[@SiempreConTrasto]

The principal has the 1 st level of music hearing. There are severeal levels: 0. music deaf 1. distinguishes music from speech 2. distinguishes rythm but can't sing in tone 3. can sing in tone within the crowd 4. can sing a capella with assist. 5. absolute hearing of tones. (can distinguish and name tones without any external reference). So if anybody ask me what level I am in. I'm on 1. level🤣

[@mlodikk]

About Polonez dance, all pair are going one after another, holding hands. To be honest you need to do what pair before You is doing, so first pair is most important. Sometimes it would be Principal, but in some school it would be just best teenage dancers. Ther is not special moves with hands. Only thing that you need to realy lear is when to do "dyganie"😂 but You can hear it in music

[@lukasznowicki_mazury]

Greetings from Gizycko :)

[@bomirek]

Uwielbiam Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju.

[@a.j.s.7312]

Polonez is the easiest dance to learn in big groups. Is just walking with a dig every 4th step. The rest of synergy is happening automatically

[@v_doll]

The actual moves of polonez are really simple (it's basically just walking, to be fair) it's the formations you have to learn by heart. No one's going to notice if you mess up a step, but everyone's gonna notice if you go in the wrong direction. The fun part is some schools will let same two male or female students be partners, so you can dance with a friend (or a SO) rather than a random student you got assigned to so that everyone would be paired up equally.

[@gronekpawel]

Mazur nazwa tańca pochodzi od Mazowsza, gdzie powstał. Tu jest żart, którego nawet publiczność nie chwyciła: że"Ojciec z Giżycka" na Mazurach; wypowiedź wskazuje na ignorancję dyrektora.

[@jestdobre]

I told you to see the cabaret "List do pipy." There are interesting English-Polish translations there. I wonder if this can be understoodable.

[@CarriettaCarrieWhite]

The fact that the polonaise opens the studniówka-prom is obvious to me, but the school principal's leading it in the first pair is not obvious. At my school, the first pair were students who danced well and matched in height. The director didn't dance the polonaise at all.

[@ukaszkeczmerski9511]

Btw - i know you don't like him, but try Ireneusz Krosny - History of music... He is just dancing... Give him last chance and you'll (i hope) not be dissapointed:)

[@KM-qr3qj]

I had no memory of this skit. Thanks for sharing. ;)

[@piotrsyszynski3787]

Dość nowe to jest

[@pawelselewestruk4577]

they show propably every method they try to teach us the dance.

[@martingorbush2944]

Rob, I would gladly tell you how I've learned Polonaise but no matter how hard I try to remember that I can not. This memory is like a black hole. ;) I somewhat recall how I danced it during a prom ball but that's it.

[@a.j.s.7312]

Polonez is danced by students only. Head teacher doesn’t do anything about this. Is up to PE or music teacher or students themselves to learn it and prepare it for prom.

[@Polishoreo]

I would love to see a video about Kabaret Limo - Zmiana nazwiska (change of last name)

[@marcinkaliszewski1534]

Maybe not anyone abroad see it, but all the dances here are presented incorrectly. It is some kind of mix between traditional dances and what's most typical for PE teacher (disco).

[@JDrwal2]

I believe you didn’t get the very ending! To buy the needed time the principle asked the music teacher to play at the end Mazurek Dąbrowskiego (mazurek by Dąbrowski). Mazurek Dąbrowskiego is Polish national anthem! So everyone will stand at attention for the last several minutes. No dancing! …You are welcome

[@Daw.D]

Rob, I have some propositions for your next reactions (mostly Neo-Nówka) : 1. Neo-Nówka - Dobrawa 2. Neo-Nówka - Niebo 2016 (Heaven 2016) 3. Neo-Nówka - Niebo 2060 (Heaven 2060) 4. Neo-Nówka - Okno (Window) 5. Neo-Nówka - Wigilia 2022 (Christmas Eve 2022) 6. Neo-Nówka - Teleexpress 7. Neo-Nówka - Namiot (Tent) 8. Neo-Nówka - Samolot (Airplane) 9. Grupa Rafała Kmity - Radio 10. Ani Mru Mru - Polak, Rusek i Niemiec (Pole, Russian and German) 11. Cezary Pazura - Pijany kierowca (Drunk driver) 12. Limo - Parodia zwiastuna filmowego (Film trailer parody) 13. Limo - Spowiedź (Confession) 14. Limo - Hitler / Zmiana nazwiska (Hitler / Surname change) 15. Limo - Premier i orzeł biały (Prime Minister and white eagle [Polish Emblem])

[@grzegorzdziedzic9592]

10:00 i think it's called chemistry where one character "bounces off" another when they have two completely different personalities

[@prometeusz1000]

On the end Mazurek dabrowskiego is national athem of Poland

[@pmrock8672]

I recommend - Alkohimalaiści - AMM

[@Pan_Damjanek]

A note- I've made a genuine mistake and confused Masovia and Masuria, Masuria naturally is where Mazur comes from

[@--tuberose--]

Let me add please some correction 🙂 Mazur is the dance of Mazovia (Mazowsze) and is based on Mazovian folk local dances. It was danced by noble people. It was very popular and danced also as the expression of patriotism at the time of partition (erasing Poland by Germans, Russia and Austria in 1795-1918). Mazuria (Mazury) took its name by settlers who moved from Mazovia (Mazowsze) to Prussia. Prussians (baltic nation) were in the meantime exterminated by Germans in the most cruel way as Germans always did. Descendants of Mazovian people were later cruelly germanized (at the time of partition).

[@ukaszkeczmerski9511]

Still there is harder task than learning Polonez... Inviting girl... :)

[@Mr.Torque10]

Rob Can you watch polish kabaret Smile Bożena i Merlin "Śniadanie"❤

[@Evelyn_Gryffindor]

Ten Waldek ,na serio dobry aktor,wogole chłopaki są zajebistymi aktorami.....by the way.... moj środkowy brat nigdy nie umiał dobrze tańczyć, nie lubił, nie potrafił ....dramat heheheh a czaczy(cha cha) go nauczyłam :D,oczywiście tych podstawowych kroków:) i umie ładnie zatańczyć ,nawet długo ;p do tego się uczyliśmy..: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnKYdXlpl7Zke7M ....takze cuda się zdarzają :)..o kurde, teraz sobie dopiero zdałam z tego sprawę.... gdy patrzę w twoje oczy to się uspokajam, maja taki chłodny/zimny kolor,ale taki piękny......od razu bierze mnie spokój i opanowanie....(ja mam za często za dużo energii i emocji i przydaje mi sie takie opanowanie, dzięki)xD

[@Wojciech_Zielinski]

This was reallly good 🤣

[@StormChaserZegocina]

Next must watch: Sopocki Hit Kabaretowy - Pan Li - Magia Smile - „Śniadanie” - XVII Mazurska Noc Kabaretowa Kabaret Młodych Panów i Smile - „Wywiadówka” - XVII Mazurska Noc Kabaretowa Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - Chrzciny - Świętokrzyska Gala Kabaretowa 2015 Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - MOPS Biegi - Paranienormalni (XI Płocka Noc Kabaretowa) Przystanek Opole - Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju i Ada Borek - Skojarzenia

[@piotrsyszynski3787]

I recommend You "Polonez na Rynku Głównym" and "Koncert Mazowsze (Gala LOT) - Oberek" for better understand how hard and great are our national dances :)

[@adamk.837]

Ani mru mru means Not even a "mru mru" so basicly not even a word/sound

[@ZytazZyta]

Polonez is actually quite easy, the first pair have to know it and the rest just follows (it's never that hard to find two persons who can learn these moves in the whole grade). The only thing you have to remember is to dip on "1" in "1, 2, 3" tempo. A bit offtop: It always confuses me how the dance "mazurek" somehow becomes "mazurka"(?) in English. Like... "oberek" and all others stay as they are, but not mazurek. It just looks like someone rolled a pencil on a "mazurek" inflection table and it landed on genitive/accusative, and they just randomly decided to make it an official English translation. If there is some actual reason behind it, someone please tell me (maybe there really is???). Maybe by today's standards I am a bit of what you'd call a "grammar nazi", but seeing and hearing this stupid "mazurka" is honestly kinda annoying :/

[@marcinkaliszewski1534]

I think learning Polonez took us like 20 hours all together. We all met for 2 hours after school once a week for a few months... It's quiet impossible to learn it in 2 hours. Especially if your partner is not there.

[@wandaminicka-wojturska1128]

Mógłbyś zainteresować się Kabaretem Starszych Panów, bardzo inteligentne i dowcipne skecze.

[@Kaplle]

I dont know where have i written the previous comment about it. You have to see "Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - chrzciny" And also continuation with a lot of corpsing "Całe życie z wariatami - Kabaret Skeczów męczących - komunia"

[@michalbek2634]

Please you watch: kabaret skeczów męczących- śruba w kinie

[@porzeczkaxx4838]

Pls watch kabaret wywiadówka from kabaret młodych panów i smile 😂😂

[@Evelyn_Gryffindor]

what's going on in this Canada... horror... buahhahahahah, i think im going to get married here for the second time in my life,but just don't know with whom yet, hahahahahhahxD rescue me!! There was a "integration party', Canadians, and two Poles and me, that's a total of 3 Poles, and Canadians probably 20? First, world hits were played, then i turned disco polo for them... I just can't remember the last time I laughed so hard... so much that my belly hurt and couldn't catch my breath.... they laughed at the word "kurwa" that it was a shock.... Then I told them jokes in Polish, they didn't understand anything and were choking with laughter... Yes, I know, Polish language can be so funny like I don't know what, if you accentuate in the right way ;D... and wodka, its effect is known xd oo and that's interesting with these comments...i noticed such a relationship that i can write 2 comments a day to one video,serioudly this is max and besides, I can't respond to other people's comments at all... lol, I swear... strange, but somehow it doesn't make me angry, I've already got used to it

[@electronicwavez]

You should watch Kabaret Ani mru mru - Brezent

[@zmaganiadsc]

You don't learn polonaise, you just walk polonaise :-D

[@KurczakChicken]

Kocham ❤

[@AnnaMaledonPictureBookAuthor]

In real life with a class is much easier. It looks dumb when a single person does it. In my school head teacher was not leading, only students were dancing. I don't remember this being difficult to learn, most likely the easiest dance to learn, it's not like salsa, it's a simple group dance.

[@user-ns5sf2nm5p]

Ewidentnie matematyk brał w tym eksperymencie udział, bo zrobili syntezę tańców a nawet ich redukcję 😅🤭🕺

[@jacekwysocki3365]

For Me? The best sketch KMN cabaret

[@DobryStyl]

😪 It's a pity that the films don't have Polish subtitles.😥

[@NDN2NieDzielNaDwa]

Dyga się na pierwszy ta. Rytm na 3 ;P

[@supreme3376]

Oberek kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmfWp6KPd6qKedU Kujawiak kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJu5YpWmrc5jmMU Mazur kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYq2p5yQqqt5opY

[@thegrimreaper990]

The only good thing about Covid is that I didn't had to learn polonaise.

[@irenakozak7368]

to sa fajne wspomnienia , przygotowania do studniowki , nauka poloneza , niezapomniane chwile . Nie mysle ,ze to byl duzy stres dla studentow jak i dla principala .Bylo wesolo

[@alh6255]

Unfortunately, you do not catch all the humor, obvious to Poles, related to our 5 national dances and characteristic steps and figures, and even with the literature related to it or films - and finally the national anthem of Poland (Dąbrowski's Masurka) when everyone must of course stand still, preferably at attention :) :) The director is winding, winding but finds a solution :)

[@izabelavaszarine6802]

Dobre!

[@wojstube9359]

Masuria not Mazovia!

[@sekcjaekspertow]

In Poland everybody learns polonaise basically as a preschool kid, we dance it on various ocasion and thats why usually it takes just about 3*45min to refresh it before prom

[@skorotkiewicz]

I am Polish and I know German and English, and I love to watch your videos, I am Polish and I know, but do you know Polish Standup? E.g. Aberalrd Giza?

[@RobReacts1]

I've tried twice for Giza but twice blocked

[@wandaminicka-wojturska1128]

Powinienes pokazać słuchaczon prawdziwy taniec Polonez.

[@Roxson_]

He already did

[@PiotrPieszynski]

Finally AMM again! :D

[@silvk1000]

they don't always play the same roles thought

[@lidiapoczyczynska6623]

Pierwsza klasa 👍😁❤️🇵🇱

[@riesabass]

it was great to attend to a high school, where not everyone needed to dance Polonaise at the prom. it was great too, that attending to a prom was volountary. i just went to play bass for 2hrs in our class artistic stage, and then went home. this kind of parties are such garbage for me :D

[@Evelyn_Gryffindor]

stęskniłam się za polskim bo praktycznie cały czas mowie po angielsku (ostra praktyka) po polsku mowię glównie do synka, chociaż on trochę umie po angielsku, ale ważne, że chce się uczyć), no to napisze coś po polsku:)...ale ja takm mam! jak mówię ciągle po polsku to tęsknie za angielskim i mam ochotę w nim mówić ....a jak mowię non stop po angielsku to tęsknie za polskim:(... ja przeplatam często słowa,..łączę te 2 języki ze sobą... ja chyba musze być dwujęzyczna... dzieki za przypomnienie mi mojej studniówki 🤣,serio..hahahahah nie dość,że trafił mi sie partner totalnie bez rytmu(jtak jak ty to mówisz) to jeszcze wszyscy mieli ciemne garnitury a on założył jakiś popielaty w kratkę..wyrózniał się z tłumu, oj bardzo.. nawet myliło mu się kiedy ma kuśtyknąć/dygnąć,ale nie wkurzałam się na niego... mi poprostu tak się chciało śmiać,że ledwo się powstrzymywałam od śmiechu(oczywiście wszystko jest nagrane) ja byłam młoda, głupia i zgodziłam się pójśc z pierwszym który mnie o to zapytał......xD

[@mr_hardy5329]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-kb6xg3ul9e]

Jeden z gorszych i głupszych...nie wiadomo,czy się śmiać,czy...itd.

[@tomaszkalicki4818]

They are two brothers, PE teacher and the principal, in the real life. 🙂

[@0plp0]

To nie są bracia.

[@dariuszmyk1]

They have the same surname ("Wójcik"), but they are not related.

[@nuuskamuikkunen407]

Actually you have very good instinct on that. Marcin Wójcik (the principle) use to work as school teacher. He was PE teacher, so I suppose he must have some experience with learning polonaise.

[@kantekkantek3644]

The guy who is dancing he end a balet shool

[@kantekkantek3644]

Not all of us are dance that… tbh it’s good studients or nice looking and thet made pare of same high or if they are couple

[@Memmax13]

Try to something from this: - Paranienormalni - Jacek Balcerzak and Jacek Balcerzak 2 (2nd is better but is good to know the first).

[@leszekstefaniak6377]

a moze to Rob? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Xn5unqdymec0si=6Tec8y-5_9apclz3 pozdrawiam

[@izabelavaszarine6802]

Dobre!