Rockay City Doesn't Stand a Chance | Crime Boss: Rockay City

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

They got all these iconic actors to play their role only to be left with a nano fiber budget doing everything else.

[@jondabomb278]

Its actually impressive to write dialogue thats bad every line

[@marshmallow6550]

That also describes borderlands 3

[@whydidimaketh1s62]

35:47 mission starts, 36:03 Charlie respawns, 36:16 objective completed. That level was less than 1min long. I actually can't believe it😊

[@Colorstormfur]

my father hasn't played video games in 20+ years (60 year old man) he wanted to try to get into them again but he didn't know where to start I regret not giving him a suggestion to anything (red dead redemption 2 for example) because I find out he bought this game because he said its set in a time that is nostalgic for him...I find out a week later he's bummed out because he said he wanted to escape from reality for a second and have some fun. He was disappointed, not only that he used his last bit of cash he could splurge for something and it was this stupid game. He told me he regretted buying this instead of renewing his streaming service subscription. In order to make his day better I told him about the free 80's movies you can watch on KZbin and told him about ad blocker. As much as I don't like my father this game robs time from you so much that its something I wouldn't want to put on my worst enemy. WOW THAT WAS A LOT OF TEXT I am so sorry y'all

[@Colorstormfur]

yes he also called me colorful lol

[@DIRTCLOWN]

​@@Colorstormfurunrelated to the reason for your comment- but i felt an overwhelming urge to tell you that you matter, and are here for a reason. don't ever give up on yourself! i wish you the best

[@Colorstormfur]

@@DIRTCLOWN I realize I hit reply to the wrong comment there was one that talked about feeling bad for whoever bought this game

[@epsilon1135]

​@@ColorstormfurDoesn't make sense why he'd try to escape from reality by buying one of the most realistic games of the decade lmao. What I've found out is good games you can recommend to retired people are games that are preferably not FPS or shooters, something like: Assassin's Creed, Elder Scrolls, Middle Earth, Diablo (good choice), and maybe Dark Souls but it might be too hard.

[@muggleton4396]

Sooo just payday 2 but in a need for speed art style-

[@Jamalcrawford123]

Gun play looks much better

[@Broski2445]

And terrible playable characters

[@coalstar9030]

@@Jamalcrawford123 gunplay looks good but holy fuck all the missions only last ~2 minutes WTF? the longest was the intro mission where you were scripted to die

[@zappiestlynx9567]

@@Jamalcrawford123 it looks but doesn’t feel. I’d say paydays guns feel better for sure

[@thegalacticfederation1212]

@@Jamalcrawford123 Payday 2 came out in 2013. I can't speak on if it's better but I can say that, I would hope the gunplay looks better than a 10 year old game.

[@tazkaned]

Why is chuck Norris lines said by a text-to-speech bot

[@naheethebrave]

Elevenlabs ai is probably better than this voice acting.

[@yyeezyy630]

Chuck has a bad voice for voice acting. He’s also insanely old and pretty not super experienced in voice acting

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

41:54 Man took sneako's gun lesson 101 💀

[@sethmp333]

Watching him murder like 10 people for some cassette players and a VCR was insane 😂

[@Akash-cv2le]

Mans gotta eat

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

I love that there's almost zero difference between the guys on your side and the guys shooting at you.

[@doedoe9307]

crazy that baker is voiced by the same actor who voiced daud in dishonored, yet the performance is so different

[@Scooter227]

And Rooker played Mike Harper in Black Ops 2

[@borcketlordofbucketvanquis6722]

Just looks like a worse payday 2

[@frost598]

46:00 "supposed to be a stealth mission stop shouting" proceeds to pull out a shotgun XD also my god it's impressive how bad this game was

[@acuilnos]

You can tell they spent most of their budget on the voice acting cast and cutscenes. When they realised they had to make a game they just copy pasted Payday 2 and turned it into a mobile game.

[@manehattgeeheck]

There’s no way this wasn’t initially made as a mobile game

[@johnwethekylow]

A nominal game, it will only be lucrative bc of epic's giant bonus. That storefront is a showcase to all the games you don't want to play, and they save you from doing so by having the most uninviting UI in the game space. If it IS a good game, you'll get it for free eventually too.

[@Colorstormfur]

One thing I never even noticed is it showed you the crime bosses health bars on the top right hand corner when you enter. Charlie killed each one in less then a minute because they were always the first enemy. I don't understand why the didn't put them oh I don't know... BEHIND the cannon fodder

[@FrostedZaibatsu]

The fact that Charlie is trying to speak more mono tone to make fun of you is hilarious

[@jds8438]

What?

[@WoodsyGerm49]

There’s a different between this and payday 2. Crime boss are for criminals, and payday 2 are for heisters.

[@nox1ck589]

Mom: We have payday 2 at home

[@animegaming4057]

For those who has a chance to read this, I love this game. It’s in a good bad territory, but it isn’t just what penguin0 shows… I’ve done missions in Vietnam, bar shootouts, jade statue heist, big bank heist, stealing a Russian jet, there’s more to this game.

[@Scooter227]

1 minute missions, terrible acting, terrible gun mechanics, last gen graphics, trash soundtrack

[@justinportillo3996]

@@Scooter227it’s weird cause I would actually enjoy this game more if they didn’t have these celebrities in the game. I have no clue why they thought it was a good idea to have them when all of them sound bored as hell to be in the game. Michael Rooker seems to kinda try his best. Nasara seems to really care but that’s probably cause he’s actually a voice actor and is the voice of chains in payday 2. If they just used any other actor besides celebrities it would be tolerable.

[@Streggae9961]

This game feels like a fun bad 90s movie

[@lemurtheory9350]

I remember them marketing this as a GTA killer when they first brought it up. My first red flag was first trailer, everything looked too goofy and they never showed enough game play.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

This is the shitty multiplayer mode the new saints row was missing lmao

[@TheDumbus]

Yeah I’ll just wait for Payday 3

[@ZombieWolf2113]

yeah this didnt age well :)

[@TheDumbus]

@@ZombieWolf2113 All they had to do was not make it bad, alas.

[@ZombieWolf2113]

@@TheDumbus heh yeah but the sad truth is welcome to modern day games, mean while I won’t say it’s amazing but crime boss is doing alright

[@gilangwahyuagung2530]

Why is the the title sounds like a mobile game

[@funnybone6149]

This is the kind of game that should be sold for 0 dollars

[@havenschade8174]

The dialogue is painful

[@age20drf]

11:17 : Legendary Entertainment.

[@envecsprigin7525]

Seems like a game made for dlc content to make the game

[@james-m-8285]

God, that dude just fuckin rails on you for the whole first mission doesn’t he

[@jinx_rogue]

So basically payday 2 but goofy af and on ez mode

[@batmaninc2793]

Oh, my- No!

[@Grizzly7155]

the skull in the beginning looks like the same skull they use in sea of thieves, instead it just has a gun on it

[@bigdad5713]

Man this makes me excited for Payday 3

[@ghostfce99]

Same

[@Axelladel]

33:25 😂😂😂😂

[@neveridle]

Thank god you guys take off that chat replay. I hope people dont ask for those back, they really are impossible to keep up and honestly take a huge space of screen

[@PhallicPhantom2]

This game was a nominal sucess, i hope it proves to be lucrative.

[@thedoomtestament4547]

Best fun bad game in a while

[@Francisco-js1pg]

at first it feels like a realy bad payday ripoff

[@asifuzzaman21]

GTA SA had a more enjoyable turf war/gang war mechanism 20 years ago.

[@bearman9033]

I don't care how bad Michael Madsen's lines are, I love his voice it's really a shame he's really only done Dishonored.

[@boandersson190]

Wow this review not age well

[@Mr.Grimm99]

What's the song at 33:26 it's so damn goofy

[@thetotallytubulartoycollec3686]

Blaze of glory by Bon Jovi

[@Akash-cv2le]

It's like they've never heard of payday 2... and for almost the same price you could grab payday 2 and all DLC's when it's on sale.

[@Elias-xr2kt]

This game looks like a much worse Payday 2

[@VONTE_]

they copy pay day 2 word for word bar for bar😂😂

[@paydn202]

this game reminds me of "bulletstorm" idk if any of yall have the privilege to partake in that masterpiece lol they cuss for no reason like you'll kick a barrier down and the character will be like "holly fuck slut that bitch was shit!" like.....what? why???

[@boinggerss1560]

I can’t believe people don’t compare this to saints row 😂

[@Smoggy_]

It’s nothing like saints row besides the dialogue

[@kyletaylor9832]

@@Smoggy_ The Last Saints row was obviously dog shit for sure ,in the 3rd & the 4th version it suited the vibe, here it just feels awkward

[@Smoggy_]

@@kyletaylor9832 true

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

The decision to make the campaign a roguelite is baffling to me.

[@DIGITALGH05T]

yea, i was never gonna buy this game but at the very least wanted to see wut it was like, saw a vid talk about how u gotta basically die to get a suppressed assault rifle??? no thanks!

[@thefulleffect8850]

I know this is old Charlie but have you played this game recently... It is sooooooooo much better than it was day 1 bro.. I honestly think you should review it again in 2024.

[@paydn202]

i got this game cause i was really high and was like thisll be fun mindless weed gaming i can get behind.....no not even smoking a gram of top shelf can make you enjoy this game.

[@RXQU13M]

Blues = perc 30

[@matt2.052]

Voice acting is terrible

[@matt2.052]

It’s like all the money went to the actors presence rather a good performance

[@ChesseandSprinkles8806]

I wouldn't be surprised if Charlie is exposed as a pdf file 😂😂

[@Greneggham]

This game is good

[@DelphicValedore]

Its literally just a shitty version of payday

[@Omnifella]

This game looks so bad that i want to try it

[@jeffreylucio-velasquez3192]

Yes

[@Logan-iy6sg]

Pay day copy

[@The_Hunta62]

All of this mission design is copied homework all completely from payday 2 they copied so many of the mechanics shamelessly

[@siaa7078]

this game is trying too hard

[@Xcile92-PX]

this game seems terrible along with saints row.

[@SnoppleWopple]

W

[@Notorious_G.O.D_76]

Let me give you much needed advice....because this a rogue like mechanic game play. How you play the game is first clear all your expectations you have for this game. In order to make it to the story end is expect to restart the game over & over. However when you restart the campaign....you get to keep your upgrades, new bought weapons & your mission rankings. That's gonna help your gameplay much smooth & easier. Also try to save some cash cuz some mission require a fee to hire special heist Intell from new story characters. Hire as many soldiers you can so taking over turf will be a breeze. Then go to your office sell all your merch you've gathered during heist so you'll always cash to move forward. Mind you if you over spend that will leave you in the negative. The only way to move the game forward is to end the day or start the campaign over. My last advice is level up all 3 associates...again this will make your game play a helluva lot smooth. For Pete sake, try not let "Touchdown" too many deaths of its game over ! People having trouble playing this game cuz they don't know how to play the game as it was meant.....good luck my friend..... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Jinglebells111]

Deez nuts.

[@MonochromeRed]

In your mouth.

[@camthepenguin]

Almost first

[@sundrop5797]

God rest your soul sooo clooossseeee BROOOOIOOOOIIOOOIIII AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH LLLLLL RATIIOOOOO… umm do t do drugs fr

[@Doncr4nk]

Fifth