Into The Realness | ep. 103 - Lifeline

[@SupergoodStudios]

Live show May 14th in Irvine! improv.com/irvine/event/lifeline+live+with+chris+and+matt+d%27elia/13659123/

[@tjvuuren8136]

Uuuuurviiine!

[@ChupacaBro81]

So glad they didn't cut the part figuring out the Dr pepper submission 😂

[@KateeUrban]

😂I think it's the best part

[@rplgrime8006]

Sssssss' unprepared. But produced hilarious Twilight Zone episode.

[@lou1egooey]

I was crying laughing. Mako, Marko? Dropped the ball on this

[@rondoespsych5901]

​​@@lou1egooeyRight dude, is it *"Mako?!"* ..."Pan, Pamb, Pam?"

[@grantbrown6502]

And the fact that it WASNT Dr. Pepper!

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Maybe best episode

[@dillonblack4524]

I'm in that club

[@Josh-nw8wx]

9.2 on the hair this ep

[@brandondagnesses6622]

Maybe

[@heidooo]

Not maybe

[@MexicanRugDealer]

Happy belated birthday buddy 👊🏻

[@spencerbnoble2953]

My life completely rips when lifeline drops.

[@aja5933]

I understand them yelling at the producers every time chris is doing a physical bit but the editing just shows matt looking at him instead of just showing chris or showing both of them.

[@davidwilks4086]

Honestly it feels like intentional sabotage, why would you do that

[@dudeman8622]

Its crazy man! Been happening a while now also like odd edit work

[@goodboysongs]

10 times in this episode alone. Especially in the “This is how you react by saying nothing when I say something” bit near the end of the episode.

[@edwardlukas6346]

TRUEE EDITORS PLEASE NOTE THIS. Don’t use AI to edit videos lol

[@caid9758]

Bro it’s crazyyyyyy bc I’ve thought of commenting about this exact same thing so many times ! like why am I watching Matt sit there and watch Chris reenacting or doing something funny and just not able to see Chris at all? Show both POVs or at the very least show the guy actually doing the funny thing

[@brandonscott6606]

“Eggs aren’t dairy. Got outta that one!” - Eggs 2024

[@natehead2224]

Dude… what is with people and thinking eggs are dairy??? This has come up for me 4 times in the last few months for some reason lol

[@sarahbellum6571]

this is s'cute

[@brandonscott6606]

@@natehead2224 probably because they're always put near the milk and dairy. But that's because they're a common necessity, like milk and butter, which is strategically put at the very back of the store furthest from the entrance to make people walk past the most stuff. I guess it just gets associated.

[@gesshert2473]

45:20 again! SHOUT OUT TO THE EDITORS FOR ZOOMING IN ON MATT WHEN CHRIS DOES PHYSICAL COMEDY (I AM ON PATREON, THERE IS NO UNEDITED VERSIONS OF ANY EPISODE). HAPPENS AGAIN? I WILL START AN ENTIRE PAGE CLIPPING EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS. THANKS.

[@gabrielnorthway]

What in the real time Mandela Effect was going on with this episode because I also could've swore I heard the guy in the video bring up Dr. Pepper the first time around?? This episode was so unhinged and I loved every minute of it.

[@isaactoews9885]

Right????

[@jesperhalvarsson801]

Yeah, same here. I had to rewind and check. Defugk

[@naradamusic]

I swear to god he said Dr Pepper. Im losing my mind.

[@beauvandermate]

I swear he said some shit about Dr Pepper wtf!!!

[@xannyisland]

my prediction for this episode: minimum 2 beanie changes for matt

[@Chr1st8l]

You are correct

[@tjvuuren8136]

Now, am I excited about this new episode? Yes. Am I going to watch this instead of taking care of basic hygiene and looming deadlines, YEEEEAS DUUUDE!

[@eileendanawilson]

I was certain I heard the guy say Dr. Pepper too..... and laughed out loud when Chris collapsed on the table bewildered by the entire situation. 😂

[@MMALOTN]

The can opening at 1:03:48 killed me, so glad Chris mentioned it right after it. 😂

[@penelopecostopoulos5255]

LITERALLY best episode you've ever done

[@mrs.boricuaaa]

Lmaoo!!😂😂 homeboy said what the previous submission was in the follow up video! He said quickly “my girlfriend goes, you didn’t know that?!” then made a face 😭😭💀 instantly knew what the previously video was!

[@5w8t]

Sundays are for LifeLine

[@ChiChisAwsm]

You did good not to cut that convo BC IT MATTERS. It shows how different you think and how the process works. This MADE my holiday so hard ❤

[@heidooo]

I really did not want this episode to end. Submissions were stacked.

[@benjaminstandring8859]

mysterious follow up is the best segment ever

[@jordandavid8653]

Happy Easter to the D'Elia fams 🐰🦅

[@ChupacaBro81]

The most Chris thing is to bring up the "stacked to the gills" thing 10 times... I get u dog lol

[@kerrzUSR]

Never cut those convos, they are gold 😂

[@sabrinarene_tarot]

I was walking my dog with my headphones in, didn’t see the first guys face come up. When he first started talking I thought it was a voice to text person not a Swedish guy 😭😂

[@aarono1800]

The Dr Pepper submission bit had me dying 😂 that’s the best type of comedy because it really was pure chaos

[@iHaveHeartBurn]

How to text a story segment - The ABSOLUTE definition of someone who Chris would be friends with while growing up and his mom would ABSOLUTELY HATE IT because the kids parents probably couldn't speak English hahahahaha best pod ever.

[@deaconddd]

We need to go back to split screen or wide shot so we can see both your reactions at the same time please, thank you.

[@pureHavxk]

I am “ You didn’t know about that” guy and I could care less my “follow up” was shown and more that I initiated a GREAT rant. So glad I got to cause chaos.

[@CindyMaeCakes]

Happy Easter! Excited to watch this episode!

[@1800cxllect]

58:20 "I hated what he did so much I thought about it when we weren't here" 😂 🎥

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

Matt - I love the changing of the colors of the beanies! You are always awesome! Love the podcast!

[@karisbish]

This is the BEST episode ever, I’m watching Zone of Interest immediately after this

[@wyattamick]

So glad you guys didn’t cut out that middle part 🤣🤣🤣 holy shitttt that was good

[@milkmanchannel1]

In regards to the first submission about the texting, I couldn't disagree more. I have a friend who texts like that and it might be the most annoying thing I've ever experienced. I'd say enter as much text as you see fit, then instead of sending, hit enter and just start a new line

[@SkipsGunz]

I’m from NY and live in WV now I am so happy your going to Charleston please don’t cancel even if it’s just us lmao

[@7even871]

1:05:17 “they want to” more often the nuts because they came from nothing. And sometimes it’s because they lost everything. When you lose everything, it’s incredibly difficult to get back on your feet. I don’t warrant people doing bad shit, but sometimes people are pushing into a corner that they can’t get out of.

[@WIX-96]

Marco turning Chris into christian bale yelling at his coworkers 😂

[@theresloveinit]

You called it Chris… best episode ever! Or at least the best in a really long time.

[@robertjchoi5012]

Chris having a moment on vid about this is LA BEST and it *is* what the podcast is about. Best vid cast although there are so many good ones

[@foggyvhs8790]

I’m on the smells segment I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about and you keep bringing up Zone of Interest 😂

[@UffDaDan]

42:16 right when Chris said that was when i was thinking "wow i this episode is stressing me out"

[@maxv.4239]

Man the submissions were absolutely stacked to the gills

[@ChupacaBro81]

Best pod!

[@BittersweetLala]

Absolutely on board with the constant re-realization! Adults get scared of appearing dumb and stop learning.

[@annapacak8992]

57:34 to 57:37 Matt's face and then the laugh is everything 😂❤️

[@trishm142]

29:22 😂🤣😂🤣😮‍💨 so glad it didn’t get cut out!!!

[@Evan_O711]

There are so many shows that have the first half of the first season super slow and then ended up really good going forward.

[@jarodw9166]

Best episode you've ever done.

[@Jessicarhv]

most respectful podcast out there for leaving in alllllll the content haha

[@144SLRP]

I literally had to check to see if the speed on my video was up 😂 Chris was talking so fast 😂😂

[@JoshM1212]

I haven’t missed an episode of Lifeline thus far, I’m not bragging, though that is extremely cool of me. Here is the point… this might be the funniest episode that exists.

[@theproblem927]

HAPPY EASTER!!!

[@Johnooldham]

I notice you guys sometimes cut away from one of Chris' performances or physical bits and only show matts reaction and it seems so intentional that I wonder why you do it. I always want to see Chris visualise his bits

[@mitchelyarnall8455]

I literally came to the comments to see if anyone said what I was thinking and you nailed it... missing valuable parts of the show.

[@Johnooldham]

@@mitchelyarnall8455 I commented and scrolled down to immediately find another of the same vain haha

[@brandonjumpsrope]

16:21 Just Send One Text Spread Out The Way It Needs To Be Read.

[@LittyJonez]

Matt was 🔥 this episode! I don’t think he has ever made me laugh more than Chris until this episode!

[@JohanaTeran]

Matt keeps getting cuter and cuter 😩

[@JPitt1070]

The dude about loves expiring vs music is kinda right. Movies are a new art form that have only existed since the 20th century but music has existed forever. We like old music (as far back as classical music) because we’ve spent thousands of years perfecting what good music sounds like. Movies are still evolving and changing every year in a way that I’m sure music did.

[@baddcheeta.]

28:00 having a meltdown 😂😂

[@peugeot120]

Dude this pod should have more than 34k views after 3 days

[@topgacadmey8072]

52:26 s’pissed chris does comedy

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

“Dictator Territory” would’ve been the greatest title of all time

[@TheB0SS229]

I swear I heard the guy in the submission say dr pepper too. I was just as tripped out as Chris 😂

[@k.d311]

Love the realness boys

[@sarahbellum6571]

Elite off the rails episode. PLEASE bring dad on the pod ♥

[@gemsoprano22]

Feudal or Futile was a crazy question. Matt stole the show this time!

[@SentientSandbox]

Best episode without a doubt, but honestly it’s just because we want to listen to Chris and Matt argue about essentially nothing. It’s just fun. I don’t know why.

[@pb6270]

26:10 when Matt doesnt want to Admit Chris was right this time is so classic

[@pb6270]

Then 28:20 with Matt being s'D with the "what do you mean" while looking at his phone

[@pb6270]

For me that whole fiasco was the greatest moment on this podcast so far, Chris confirms it at 33:25

[@7even871]

57:46 it is not expected to retort if someone is speaking AT you. It’s respectful to retort when someone is asking you a question or speaking TO you and that’s it.. .

[@Tamesis66]

"Get a job at Ikea! Why are you in the fuckin' MOB?!!" OMG, Matt is so hilarious! His takes on things are so insightful and sometimes comical just by the way he'll say certain things!

[@Shano84Mac]

L.A.'s biggest & oiliest Hipsters are back 😅

[@scottmiller920]

1:02:21 someone’s gotta show Chris Distefano this 💀 roasted the hell outta his nickname

[@zburkst2928]

consecutive texting to retell a story or the like is only annoying for the other person when they are not actively texting back. If the other person is rapid texting a story and I'm there through it and reading it as they come, absolutely it makes it make more sense.

[@highstrangetv]

Want to hear more about zone of interest

[@luckyboltz29]

Was so stressed at 27:00 that I almost fast forwarded 🤣

[@snickalot16]

But eggs aren’t dairy 😢

[@jarrodscholan2633]

I guess I'm a Homer phober... u guys sooooo turned me off when yall practically droolin with ur eyes rolled back in yalls head when the movie "sexy beast" was mentioned. Yall are great. I knew it would be a awesome podder with the banterrrr

[@83josephardy]

Best episode. Thought Zone of Interest was great.

[@james2749]

Any time there is a submission from someone who is from UK, New Zealand or South Africa I'm like "countdown until Chris assumes they're Australian"

[@chassiex3]

Starting out on poor Anthony!!!! Happy Easter Episode!!!!!🎉

[@westernpop4090]

Easter. The only day of the year Matt doesn’t wear pastels

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

Happy Easter fellas!

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Absolutely my favorite episode by far!!!!

[@cludolph83]

How about that twister at the beginning of movies at the movie theater. 😳🤯

[@ashleyandchloe]

It was a great great great….GREAT episode ❤️😍😄

[@cadeb11]

Under the skin was a great movie cant believe people dont like it.

[@sampletext9455]

Zone of Interest is incredible.

[@ryansimpson9383]

Juan fyre bringing the realness

[@KxngCoop]

29:33 I think he’s the guy that said his girlfriend always pretends like she knows things that he knows she didn’t know🤣😂😂

[@KxngCoop]

31:21 I AM BLACK MFN JESUS *Drops Mic kisses my fingers peace sign✌🏽out “😂😂😂😂

[@racheller8753]

I'm more pissed that Chris is so aggravated and mad then I am about not knowing what the previous submission was!!!

[@zsconger]

This might be the best episode yet! 😅

[@KateeUrban]

I agreed with Matt on almost everything in this episode 😂 other than it not being one the best episodes 👏👏 I laughed out loud more then once only closed my eyes like 2 times

[@user-kaja23]

HAHAHAH this episode was awesome!!! The realness!!!

[@zburkst2928]

chris going off about leaving no note for that second submission is ehh, s’meryl streep from devil wears prada

[@rooster-bh6td]

chris 100% texts 15 messages in a row daily lol

[@williedame4406]

That swedish guy sounds like chris doing his baby impression 😂

[@staciecanada4329]

Matt is NOT having it today 😅

[@Nuxunumo]

I like to believe the guy at the end of Zone of Interest just ate a hot pocket

[@jerichaa]

I mean how absolutely handsome Matt looks in the thumbnail 😮‍💨🫣

[@bretbloom834]

I already watched it all in the first 3 minutes so I could finish it first

[@ThatBoyBent]

What happened at 57:45 ? Lol. Random time stamp .

[@kevinnoble7532]

I loved the episode - Chris was right shit was hilarious. C’mon macko

[@rowdyrick1995]

Sup with the weird avoiding eye contact and indecisive shade wearing with Chris... 😜🥶 "Zonked" he says.

[@marycarty4352]

Love this episode