Stargate : Horizons Roll4It #2 - JAFFA KREE - Stargate TTRPG

[@TheCalantyr]

Ga'rak: "Indeed." OK, best rpg so far. More please!

[@0megasight]

“Our gods are long dead, buried for a thousand lifetimes if they ever truly were. Our gods are not people. They are ideas” Jaffa:error 404 deity not found

[@csgamer89]

Their old gods might have once been mere ideas like ours are mere ideas, in which case this wouldn't be against canon lore. The 'gods' that are in control now, the goa'uld and their System Lords, would definitely want to rewrite the history of every world they came into contact with, tearing down their old gods, erasing their history, and culling their culture wherever they went as they established their dominance. So in that sense the group are very much accurate so far. :D

[@TauShasla]

Break ends at 2:04:25

[@rfc1526]

I have been rewatching Stargate SG1 because of this, thank you Roll4It. Also please keep uploading these, loving the series.

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

Keep watching, and we'll keep making them! ;)

[@rfc1526]

That's easily done

[@csgamer89]

@@rfc1526 "Indeed." Lol but seriously, I used to watch Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis every chance I could. So seeing this, after finishing off the entirety of Layla the Vampire Slayer, is quite amazing in so many nostalgic ways. So thank you Roll4it cast, and Lauren? You've already proven to be quite the wicked System Lord with how easily Eris slipped into Stargate Command's central base. That was a clever ploy and I love it. I just hope they don't get kicked in the teeth later lol. Hehe and nice, Eris loves torture, cute response Lauren. Terrifying, but cute. :P

[@Revan_7even]

"Do you raise the Zat-Signal?" I love how she had to compose herself before saying that.

[@OzoneTheLynx]

Totally my favorite series at the moment. I just love space/hightec themed RPGs and this one is so good!

[@rossnorris2351]

39:11 When E took a drink of his drink, I just imagined a jaffa giving a confused look over a mug.

[@FMD-FullMetalDragon]

Watching this rpg has inspired me to buy all of the Stargate rpg books and rewatch the series from the beginning.

[@Antaioz]

Lore/Tech notes: DHDs are not designed to hold addresses. About 50 or so addresses can typically be recovered from a DHD, because a dialling leaves residual imprints in it. This requires someone who knows a fair bit about DHDs, and the proper equipment. When recovering them, there's no way to tell which order they were dialled in. (SGA S2E10) The only person capable of figuring out the last address dialled on a DHD in the shows, is Adria (the Orici from the Ori arc). Because she has Ori granted powers, and has a ton of knowledge about the dhds. This took her at least "a couple of hours", though she got faster every attempt. (SG1 S10E11) There's no redial function (otherwise places like alpha site would've been screwed day 1) No gate can hold a wormhole longer than 38 minutes, unless it's pumped with incredible amounts of power. The typical case in the shows is a black hole, and this is the first time we encounter it (SG1 S2E15). The Ori use a black hole for their supergate, Anubis uses the ancient superweapon to do it, the Atlantis Replicators just had the power to do it, without a black hole. (Referenced multiple times, notable reference: SGA S3E20)

[@ancapftw9113]

Yeah, them "redialing" the DHD is the hyperspace jump from SW Ep8 of this series unless they retcon it.

[@Antaioz]

Atleast it would be nice and easy to retcon Just say Eris, liking surveillance, interfaced a Goa'uld device with the dhd's of her base's planets, recording any dials. Pop open the dhd, Ga'rak sees the device, redial last, off they go. I'm hoping R4I don't keep the redial thing as part of regular dhd functions. It breaks so much. There'd be no way to keep any address secret, which messes with a ton - the tok'ra notably, off the top of my head. You can also be followed immediately anywhere. Normally unless you watch the actual dialling, you only get the symbols, you have to sit there and work out the order in which the symbols were pressed by process of elimination or some other data. Also considering EE mentioned rolls/rules for watching someone dial, it'd also invalidate any real need to do that.

[@ancapftw9113]

@@Antaioz Eris is the goddess as of discord. Surveilance and subterfuge being her thing would make sense.

[@nvfury13]

Redialing isn’t calling the last number to call you. It is calling the last number you dialed, in this case successfully as it doesn’t register failed dials. Not to mention that it would probably also have a “clear history” function.

[@jamescider5141]

Been reading up on Stargate lore after watching this, ah the memories. Really enjoyed EE's RP. So many directions they could take with this, looking forward to more.

[@RutherRendommeleigh]

Amazing episode, well done! Bonus points for the beautiful soundtrack.

[@HeroCooky]

Yes, been waiting for this! Great Epsiode, waiting for more!

[@ancapftw9113]

1:11:00 What does a god need with a starship?

[@nvfury13]

“Four legged quadrupeds” A bit redundant there.

[@fallenknight4383]

Hold on now, I'm not just gonna let lizard dongs die like that. That is singlehandedly the best accident of a joke I have ever heard. 😂

[@JoshFTL]

The Lizard dongs shall live on!

[@fallenknight4383]

Gaming Faster than Light! Aye they shall!

[@ancapftw9113]

Traditional Jaffa greeting is "Tek ma te" or "Friends well met", so, "friends" makes sense as a greeting.

[@kaisercorn4857]

We need a Jaffa Kree counter for EE

[@codussigma]

Interesting Egyptology fact: the eye EE has on his forhead is the Left Eye of Horus, the egyptian god of the sky. the left eye of horus represented the moon, while the Right Eye of Horus represented the Sun, leading it to also be known as The Eye of Ra. I know it's not major, but it's interesting to see the servant of "Ra the sun god" wearing the representation of the moon on his forehead.

[@guntisveiskats6053]

Most probably Egyptians have confused the eyes, here we get it right! (wink wink)

[@captain0ffd244]

When u hear your gm say we still have an hour I have an plans it is never good

[@CallumW1701]

I thought Ancient Egyption was strongly influenced and based on Goa'uld? Otherwise, loving this RP!

[@ancapftw9113]

I think the people and culture were there, but the Goa'uld decided to put themselves in the position of their gods, and influenced the culture to future forms.

[@commanderpulsar7494]

Norse translation: "We have updated our privacy policy..."

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

OMG LOL

[@tmirred1945]

Already one of my favourit shows here^^

[@codemaster2861]

... Bentham said fuck? what?

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

He's being corrupted!

[@ancapftw9113]

Abidosian was derived from ancient egyptian, and it is similar enough to Goa'uld that Skara could understand it, and Daniel could understand Goa'uld after learning Abidosian. So Goa'uld is very similar to ancient Egyptian. Maybe similar to how Latin and English are related. Or Ancient and latin.

[@guntisveiskats6053]

Oh boy, you have the best live sessions I've seen. Wish I could play with you...

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

[@Naurfae]

So I am not entirely certain that it was intentional (but knowing EE it was), but I was wondering the entire first episode why someone would call their character Reinfield (as in Renfield). I love this series and would love to see more, even though I might need to find a way to watch all the good old SG-1 stuff to refresh my memory on pretty much everything.

[@lightingboy1001]

so GA'rak is the Teal'c of the series

[@verifiedzae5912]

I can’t wait until they do the naruto campaign and it turns from everyone being nice to just edgeeeeeeeee

[@user-jv7gr1jb3r]

_Believe it!_

[@johnw3078]

Daaaaaammmmm........

[@vojtaxxxxxxx]

The classic is here

[@josephjenkins2011]

Hey VSAUSE Raine here, ARE YOU AWAKE???!!!

[@johnwood2387]

"Do you raise the zat signal?" YES

[@TabularConferta]

In this episode Ga rk highlights he has invested heavily in common sense ( sold RP). There were some perfect lost in translation moments and Josh reveals that Malak he isn't who he says he is... That's a head cannon I can't stop now. *Hums the theme tune*

[@ancapftw9113]

Of course he is who he says he is. He's just plain, simple Ga'rak.

[@thegeneralmeatloaf]

Love this! More please!

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

Sure, I guess we can do more. =P

[@SgtReuster]

1 shot stuns, 2 shots stun, 3 shots... stuns

[@SgtReuster]

Oh! Please add episode 1 to the playlist

[@captain0ffd244]

Ga’Rak says there are strong people called system lords and Random Tuesday smirks yes indeed look one of the sun is about to crash into the planet

[@rossnorris2351]

As to why they never returned to earth the gate was "lost" when it was buried in the sand where it was found.

[@csgamer89]

There's also the fact that we rebelled and 'overthrew our gods', forcing the goa'uld to flee Earth thousands of years back.

[@nonchip]

"probably called kree" :'D

[@caad5258]

3:59 did Josh mean Jaffa or J.A.F.A? (Just another flaming American).

[@TabularConferta]

Jaffa . Jaffa cakes are a small sponge with a layer of orange jelly then covered in chocolate. They are biscuit sized. Saying that my Spidey sense tells me I'm telling you something you know.... Never heard the phrase J.A.F.A going to have to remember it.

[@caad5258]

J.A.F.A I think is New Zealand insult. Used interchangeably against Australians and Aucklanders.

[@TabularConferta]

@@caad5258 thanks 😃

[@Beccachu1]

@@caad5258 As a New Zealand. Jaffas are chocolate and J.A.F.A is a slang used on Aucklanders.

[@kingofgar101]

anyone else watching this on their lightning rock

[@user-zn9qq3lf3t]

OMG so good

[@steffanames9209]

Jaffa call other Jaffa... Jaffa ^^. Peace.

[@blaze4113]

arnt all jaffa supposed to know the address to eath ?

[@jadonbill7136]

no it's almost a myth to them

[@blaze4113]

yeah i was remembering the thors hammer address as the one they had to remember

[@csgamer89]

@@blaze4113 Because they were essentially told not to go there lest they be destroyed, although captured would've been the better description. :D Still a pretty good episode, but yeah, there's a couple of addresses that the Jaffa aren't supposed to ever go to.

[@747sock]

11 stone = roughly 70kg

[@Condorito380]

1 stone is 14lbs because I guess a rocks weigh 14 pounds in England.

[@Ghirahim3]

Kree Tau'ri

[@QuantemFear]

I keep waiting for Khang to do amazing things she got into the PJs and that is no joke.

[@MargaretKrohnPlays]

Well, EP 1 she did some badass shooting. HAHA.

[@Choubock]

Not to be uh french-centric but every time i hear "coup de grâce" said by an english person it makes it tilt so i'll say it just to explain, as a french person, IT IS NOT PRONOUNCED "KOO DEU DE GRA" but "KOO DEU GRACE" yes like graceful, it means the mercyful hit that ends pain, the mercy hit in a fight that ends the life of a suffering enemy. So hm please if any french-speaking people can up that comment to further linguistic understanding between anglo-saxons and french then up it.

[@billyd-fr7fl]

It isn’t pronounced like graceful, you say it almost like you’re saying grass (well like a English person would at least)

[@DarckHermit]

Jafa-reeee

[@nvfury13]

Dammit, Malek and I are the same height and weight...I don’t need reminding I’m a gangly scarecrow. With surprisingly well muscled legs, mind.

[@captain0ffd244]

U see a hill no wait it’s a hobbitsss house *slowly puts a ring on and disappear*

[@SpectrumRadioNetwork]

Nerd Watch ;)

[@chainsawsubtlety9828]

2:58:29 She really is unlikeable.