RollPlay: R&D Maid RPG - Part 1

[@TheMorbidHobo]

They call me Fujimora Pantsu, and I'll swing my axe at you. Running so fast and free, like Fujimora Pantsu and me.

[@PFloydWall]

That was my favorite anime~~~

[@Morec0]

Well, now it's more of: They call me Fujimora Pantsu, and I swing my feather-duster at you, cleaning so fast and free, for my dear Master Katashi.

[@thewisewolf768]

Literally the best thing that ever happened ever since ever.

[@SleightCreative]

yup, the world could end tomorrow morning and I'd be happy cause I saw this

[@thebystander6762]

13:20 For rules explanation 14:50 For character creation

[@sarabearas.7645]

Jesse is a _pure pure_ girl with _white_ hair, _blue_ eyes and a _grey_ uniform? How on earth did he get rolls that perfect. WHY DOES IT FITS SO WELLLLLLL?

[@sarabearas.7645]

Sarabeara S. Ommmgg. And he's a vampire. This is gold.

[@TheRedAzuki]

+Sarabeara S. And uses Bazooka as a weapon xDD and is hard worker (A proper maid) xDDXD

[@AiTheKitsune]

I just realized he's literally the class pres from Shimoneta

[@HeckleJeckle87]

Oh my GOD! That set up! You went ALL INTO the Maid Harem trope and I LOVE IT!

[@FullCircleStories]

These characters are absolutely ridiculous. This is the most entertaining character creation video I've ever seen.

[@PatrickJoannisse]

I thought it would be silly and kind of awkward but the entire crew managed to make it a great thing to watch. I don't know much about the anime culture but it was really entertaining to watch. Chat was exploding all the time on character creation at the mention of vampire, bazooka etc.

[@Dan3Tha1Man2]

This reminds of the time I played Maid RPG. 1 hour of character gen and 30 minutes of playing, it ended with me running to my room naked and our leader maid andriod who was a crossdresser shooting our other maid (who was also naked because random magic artifact) with a shotgun in a stationery shop because we wouldn't take the clothes of an old lady who passed out. "Anime" Master was a manga artist who asked us to get porn mags and ink.

[@FullCircleStories]

Actually, I think Magaret's character is secretly Haruhi Suzumiya. Completely normal, denying the existence of everything paranormal, but actually god.

[@MargaretKrohn]

lol!

[@novice1016]

... Why do I feel like I'm going to love every single second of this show?

[@myminion74]

in case your interested, their maid names in Hiragana: Steven: かたし JP:　かがみ　うたこ Wheat:　あけみ　じゃく Maggie:あきら　なかしま Jesse:　ふじもら　ぱんつ Google translate is trying to make names into actual words, don't trust it, translate is a killer of fun

[@MargaretKrohn]

It's Akira Nakashima not Nakajima. ;)

[@myminion74]

google translate lies. it is Shi し not Ji じ i put shi but google says ji, ergo google lies. i dont even know what google is doing with the other names, dont trust it. just trust me that its right. though this is based of Japanese 12. if someone is a professional in the art of hiragana, and knows grammar i dont know, that would be appreciated, and i would fix these right away.

[@Gh0stClown]

'Steven: solidified' I approve.

[@CthulhuOnCam]

Dear lord, I died when Mini Wheat appeared after his hentai chat

[@hermannkateri2120]

That kid is going to be exposed to a lot of stuff real fast.

[@Kaoticvoid]

I love how everyone is dressed up and dj is like I want no part in dressing like a chick

[@denolaj]

Which is super strange since he almost always plays female characters ...

[@Morec0]

Nikolaj Bourguignon That is... A good point... Well, reality versus fiction, I suppose.

[@carnagecaden]

I haven't made it through a single minute yet. All I can think of is "What the fuck am I about to get myself into?"

[@FatedMusic]

I've been laughing since the start of the episode... I think i'm going to run out of breath before i've finished watching... xD

[@dylancarpenter5394]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! MINI WHEAT JUST COMING OUT AND WAVING AFTER HIS DAD WAS TALKING ABOUT HENTAI!! XD

[@Noyoki]

So we have a vampire, a avenger, a spy, and a old childhood friend. This... is going to be interesting.

[@ProfWinning]

Character creation rules don't include blood type? Shame on you game designers.

[@nintendogeek189]

Or Star sign... tsktsktsk

[@193vader]

Or measurements

[@Ha1v3rs0n]

193vader I'm pretty sure it has some perks that are close to body type...

[@razorgxp]

+Zak Wenning what does blood type have to do with anything?

[@ProfWinning]

Blood type is a big personality indicator in Japanese culture. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_types_in_Japanese_culture

[@CthulhuOnCam]

JP looking serious and stroking his beard with a white glove is amazing!

[@BlackShadow1991]

I've managed to stay up only for first two hours, but damn, it was well worth it :D It might be probably the most silly one shot in RollPlay history - for what I saw a lot of people in chat were dying from laughter :D Awesome stuff.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

If anyone is still wondering where Jesse carries his Bazooka; it's called Hammerspace.

[@GinjoSoma]

YESSS! so hype for this! Maggie taking that extra step and getting cat ears only to be out done by JP's hat.

[@WalkOnNick]

24:04 Incredible comedic timing!

[@andrewk.1310]

Greatest stream ever. It only gets better as the hours pass by.

[@SleightCreative]

Someone better be drawing this shit as we speak or I'm going to be highly disappoint

[@SuperExplosivegames]

FUGIMORA PANTSUUUUU! RETURN OF THE OLD TERRARIA JESSE COX DAYS! THROW BACK THURSDAY FOR EVERYONE!

[@Crazyslate93]

I... I can't take my eyes off of Jesse. I want to look away. I really want to. But sheer horror keeps me transfixed.

[@1Jamesinator]

Literally the most i've laughed at a video for a while. if I didn't have work tomorrow, I would watch all the rest now. Looking forward to it when I get home though XD

[@TheMorbidHobo]

Maid RPG, with Jesse Cox no less... this will be wondrous...

[@WB1813]

So I just started the video and I'm already on the floor laughing, oh god the costumes, didn't see that coming.

[@TheMicrowavegirl]

Maid is pretty damn great, and horrible, if it ends as a cluster-fuck, then it was done right!

[@TheJacobG]

It's special moments like this that the internet was made for.

[@MrDadyD]

maggie in maid outfit... best thing ever!!

[@chrisat928]

Fujimora Pantsu? Oh god, the flashbacks.

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

Jesse in a maid costume saying "You better tip well, master, because this is bullshit I tell ya.". My fantasiiiiieeeessss! Nuuuuuuu! :'(

[@Angry_Rancor]

Nice to see Maggie has her cam worked out now.

[@MargaretKrohn]

I figured it out!! WOOT!!!

[@notchjohnson2540]

Yes. I too like this. A lot! :>

[@LittleMissBlackBird]

Knokileye

[@BlizzKrieger]

got to be one of the best rollplays i would love to see more of this :D

[@OttoPussner]

I can't stop laughing at Steven's face at 39:00 It's like a surprised doge face! XD

[@eurobeatbandit]

Wheat's char is totally Sakuya with that color combination.

[@vandyfan402]

Jesse is just so shocked by everything that is happening and it's fantastic

[@matthiasmarz933]

32:45 best laugh ever

[@bendebec]

This is fantastic. I do believe this is the best system ever.

[@PhantomBanger]

I was deciding what to watch next out of all my youtube backlog (had a crazy month or two so I've lapsed a little) when I saw the image of the first second of this video. The fact that Jesse was in another R&D was already enough to get it near the top, but seeing the outfits made me just straight up click play! This is gonna be good!

[@legion_sqd]

maggie is the fan-service character!

[@MargaretKrohn]

Unfortunately... Also, itmeJP's character is too! He was DOUBLE SEXY! SEXY SQUARED! SEXY TIMES 2!! =P

[@OttoPussner]

***** He was sexy twice by double the amount squared!

[@NaZReD]

***** scarey thing about Jp was the amount of beard stroking he was doing lol... I think he liked the velvet between his hairs lol

[@nocturnGER]

*Opens KZbin, sees the title of the new R&D title* ".... yes, I want that to be part of my life now!"

[@Psychopompic]

Jesse's never looked better.

[@HawkEyeA53B]

Thank you based Dodger for bringing the existence of this to my attention.

[@beanie7965]

I've got the video paused at 0:00 and I'm looking at the screen.. do I dare?

[@MargaretKrohn]

*nods* Yes! I DARE YOU!

[@jonnyrbgomes]

was thinking the same thing brother

[@Minihood31770]

How could they not get Dooger in on this one.

[@stimulanttree]

JP's beard really brings his uniform together.

[@warcrouch]

I laughed so much watching this live and I'm still laughing again.

[@DATskorge]

Oh my fucking god. I can't believe this is happening. Christmas has come a week early.

[@HerpDerpToVictory]

I'm so invested in this right now....

[@080000abcdef]

37:34 why was Jesse not JP's former lover here? that would've been awesome.

[@JesterIllusion]

My god this is is glorious. The pure, pure vampire seriously cracked me up.

[@MisterUnknownful]

This is amazing and I need more.

[@Slohan2580]

This may have to be animated I feel like this could become a great show.

[@brutalbrute4664]

when i loaded this i thought two things. one - Jessies mom and dad come in during this episode. they open his door and are like "HI JESSIE! we knew you were alone for the hollidays so we thought we'd supprise you wtih a visi....." and they see him in his maid outfit, infront of the computer, two - jessies old maid who walked in that one time behind him on podcast? she walks in again, then slowly backs out. NOTICE ME SEMPAIS.

[@KeeinCraft]

Do you dare enter my magical realm?

[@bagrym]

this should get a realrollplay session :D

[@PaladinGear15]

JESSE COX! OMFG! I already love Itmejp and a lot of the others, but woooow Jesse Cox!

[@WizardOfTheSaddal]

I just kinda clicked instinctively. It said role R&D so I didn't really think it mattered what they were playing. Then I saw Jesse strutting his stuff in a maid outfit. So I read the rest of the title and thought should I or shouldn't I? I'm Fing terrified

[@adambaker2232]

like the cat ears with the maid costume! *thumbs up*

[@mikkelmv3991]

hehe, god this is an amazing week. just amazing fun all around

[@razorgxp]

@itmeJP you got the most interesting character award

[@SIRslipperyasp91]

OMG there finally done with that piece of shit Numenera.

[@LockpickGamer]

1 secound in and I'm already bursting with laughter xD dem' outfits!

[@davfree9732]

Oh JP! You... and Jesse! And Maggie! You too? Steve dappar as always and..... GODDAMMIT WHEAT!!!

[@wedlock94]

now this is a role play game! absolutely hilarious

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

A gambling vampire maid who uses a bazooka, Jesse's character would do well in a World of Darkness Vampire campaign.

[@peace_maybenot]

I just imagine someone walking in on JP, seeing what he is wearing, and walking right back out

[@Cranberrie123]

Is Akira a reference to the anime of the same name?

[@MargaretKrohn]

There are a lot of anime with the name Akira. :) I just like the name. ^____^

[@Msoulwing]

***** There's only one Akira anime to my knowledge :p (I'll assume you meant "with characters named Akira")

[@MargaretKrohn]

Msoulwing Yep.

[@WolfMoon173]

Woohoo, felt like forever since I watched r&d

[@FlurarInuyi]

I'm still on 38:23, so they might catch it later, but they gave Kagami a Membership and not a Secret Job. Kagami should be a Doujin Artist.

[@Javierm0n0]

this is shaping up to be quite hilarious. I think I woke some people up with my laughing xD

[@michaelhealy3642]

Best ever!! PUREPURE makes the best cakes!

[@Matisaha]

This is amazing. How did I not know of this until now? >.

[@kyanvi9115]

GOD DAMN IT >.< I keep thinking you're talking to me when you say JP.. I'm like "BUT I'M NOT PLAYING" XD

[@DjViceroy]

Am glad JP liked when I called him a "broke ass Pilgrim" via twitch chat. Had no idea how I caught this live but am a fan now.

[@IKWerewolf]

21:00-21:18 I bet when you said that you thought... I've got a bad feeling I might be wrong?

[@malin1128]

OMG IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

[@kolock8000]

MOAR! DEAR GOD I NEED MOAR OF THIS! XD

[@AnthroTsuneon]

JP, the Kabouter Plop maid

[@cooper668]

Jesse's character is the blue eyes white maid

[@Pluiz2006]

I laughed my ass off during stream haha!

[@DLAlucard]

Oh in hell my eyes, first Nostalgia critic in a cheerleader outfit and now Jesse in a maid costume on the same day. Why does god torture us so! XD

[@siliarba]

When I heard Jesse's character's hair and eyes I just went "Well, his maid is the blue eyes white dragon, erm I mean maid." :)

[@MaikoSota1]

This is great. Just...great.

[@The_Erlking]

Fujimora has the purest pantsu...my god I can't stop re-watching

[@GriffVicious]

9:30 "It reminds me kind of like Star Citizen which probably isn't gonna happen for like another year or two" ... [laughs in 2020]

[@keech100]

Still Laughing in 2023

[@Regem101]

I can't wait for the moment when Jesse completely breaks Maggie. I know it will happen only question is when

[@MargaretKrohn]

Haha!

[@TrollFaceMafia]

I’m running this for friends soon!

[@bakke601]

THIS IS AMAZZZING!!!

[@evans7969]

Jesse in the beginning frame and onward lmao. Also, god damn Wheat. I had to google Urotsukidoji after that. To r/eyebleach I go! o.o

[@stevie_ily]

I feel violated

[@stevie_ily]

I wonder if Jesse still has that costume

[@reaverjack66]

Please tell me there's going to be fan art of this.

[@Riflenator1234]

This is amazing.

[@dizzt19]

Haha, I was hoping JP would be a yandere but he's just a plain old ninja x)

[@MisterBlaargh]

Just sub to jp's twitch and watch the whole thing. It's worth it. My face still hurts from laughing...hours after the damn thing ended.

[@ImperialGuardsman74]

Welp, time to start watching Rollplay again.