RollPlay One Shots: Die-Kea2 - Part 1

[@deadeye0o]

i swear the best part of those diekea things are the rolls for mutations

[@lufwen9776]

Not the One-Shot we expected, but the one we really wanted.

[@mizerablegit4720]

Not the one-shot we wanted, but the one-shot we deserve

[@TheMightyEpicspencer]

A One-Shot, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@jgroth3906]

It's the one shot Roplay fans deserve. And also the one we need right now.

[@Hilipinapixili]

I don't think it's the one-shot we deserve. We're not worthy.

[@PublicREC.]

MOMCrundor

[@ping5440]

JP-The Electric Weather Man Jesse-The Guy In The Background Strippin- The Tortured Soul Dodger- The All Powerful OP Blood Mage

[@Pienimusta]

Cox n Crendor Feat. Dodger, Strippin, JP. Also 2 minutes of RollPlay.

[@Considerers]

I very rarely laugh untill i cry, but shit that was funny when strippin was rolling his mutations

[@thecreeperbatch]

Crying laughing at Sam's mutations, I can't

[@krausier]

God damn it crendor you derailed this adventure 25 minutes before it started you a master of your craft.

[@thatw3irdguy2k]

"Meatballs have gravy blood." Crendor, 2017

[@splurgabonnnephlhogg3000]

I haven't watched crendor in months and I never realized how much I missed him

[@Talius10]

Nobody seemed to take into account that, as a sloth, Crendor has a slower metabolism and thus can go without food for a longer period of time.

[@keBlueRose]

omg sam's mutations... I laughed so hard my throat hurts

[@vancecrawford8626]

The best train wreck of a adventure returns. Love it

[@Multiminded]

We all got to watch Dodger die a little inside when Uncrustables came up.

[@GingerDwarf]

It's back boys. The series the world has been waiting for.

[@Neoboo297]

The moment I saw this in my inbox I started preparing my excuses for when I wake up the rest of the house with laughter.

[@HellMuttCoppersnake]

Can we just have a show when they roll random mutations forever, because this is bloody hilarious!

[@passdoutcouchpotatos]

Goddamnit crendor lol Meatball stoppage, adam would be rolling in his metaphorical grave

[@winterfire567]

Out of all the things I never knew I wanted, this is the one I wanted most, I think.

[@ezragoldberg]

my face hurts from laughing so hard

[@Cozmosus]

Crendor is literally the best DM I have ever seen.

[@ricomarez7834]

I died at "long face"

[@DwylerA]

IT RETURNS

[@arla61]

Everyone please do lots of fan art of this series... This is amazing

[@bldarkman]

This was absolutely amazing.

[@samvente1261]

8:55 I think you guys broke Dodger

[@ScorchHellfire]

Honestly, after how psychotic Jesse was being last time, these are the mutations he deserved. Also, who is he kidding with that Honey Badger heaven remark. There's no way that Wildcard went anywhere but hell after murdering and attempting to murder many people.

[@Flupp1]

he was a psychotic honey badger, hell is heaven for him

[@patu8010]

Do you mean Jesse deserved it or Wildcard deserved it? Because I think he played the hyper empathy pretty well last time. You can't just create random eldritch abominations and expect them to play nice.

[@Queesh2]

Finally decided to clean out some of my Watch Later folder. Watched Die-Kea3 yesterday.

[@blackmetalops4415]

Long face, long neck, double-jointed but missing a leg, sadist.

[@zelthar125]

I legit screamed out loud when I saw this in my sub

[@C_Bat]

Bjorn is basically a 3-legged alpaca with detachable limbs.

[@patu8010]

I could watch a whole show where they just roll mutations :D

[@SoulSlesh]

yessss more Crendor

[@Never_heart]

Don't worry JP we all thought it was a fever dream

[@ping5440]

Its the all star cast

[@CthulhuOnCam]

Oh wow. I wanna see fan art of Sams character

[@DarkBath]

I love JP's laughter)

[@hawkarm6604]

10/10 best rollplay EVER!!! and i didn't watch it yet!!

[@Kalibby22]

i cannot believe Good Game was 5 years ago

[@Emerieos]

40:52 the best time from there on :D

[@mizerablegit4720]

*DIE-KEA 2, DIE HARDER!*

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

Still waiting for DIE-KEA 3: With a Vengance

[@darklajid]

55:10 "And then you realize, you all have a little chain thing across your leg".. my immediate thought: Which of the 4, no 3, no 2, no .. wait how unlucky is Sam if that thing would literally be on the one limb he has this moment? :)

[@squallerrleon]

Burlington Croak Factory

[@zala5235]

49:55 The Best x)

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

WHAAAAT? There's Die-Kea 2?

[@nickhanley6047]

Why isn't Crendor in every video?

[@ShawnRTragedy]

The best Soylent ad ever, I'm buying two cases

[@dejac5328]

i just opened my subs and saw this and literal fell over IM SO EXCITED WTF

[@arcadegel]

Does anyone know if the mutation list their using is available somewhere? I really want to do my own Die-kea-esc campaign with my friends, so I tried looking online and can't find it.

[@Smikay]

Fairy and ferry? Definitely sound different, maybe an American thing not pronouncing the double r

[@SangoProductions213]

Oh, thought she way trying to say "Fairy and Faerie."

[@drakozash8153]

Arnold Poluska I thinks it's just Dodger and Crendor thing. I'm American and I've always said them differently.

[@We1mann]

Fairy is pronouced /ˈfeəri/, while ferry is pronounced /ˈferi/. In standard British English, it's indeed different.

[@BlueMoonVeil]

There is a difference but its too slight for some people to notice.

[@LForiginality]

I felt Sam's pain. T__T

[@gremlin4304]

Didn't even need to watch the video to drop a like

[@RambleOn07]

First half hour is the content i live on

[@Hwyadylaw]

Variera = (to) Vary Vardagen = The Weekday Storhögen (place name) = The Big-pile Fjädermoln = Feather Cloud Svirvel = ??? (I think it's fishing related) statistik V2 med crendor = statistics V2 with crendor

[@ELVIStheDotA]

Goddamn them mutations.

[@clydenorthrup5484]

Start at 26:47

[@owlbear3937]

Am I in heaven now?

[@Branches75]

UNCRUSTABLES CONVERSATION!!!! YES!!!!!!

[@JoshSweetvale]

...Holy shit Dodger just got Vector powers. Thank god she's not Jesse.

[@josebarger6020]

Oh God not again!!!!! Lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@xeonicus1]

I had to hit pause because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter.

[@Moldymessiah98]

Yaaaaaas diekea 2 is the best weirdest jankiest funny shit ever

[@jgroth3906]

Die Kea 2? Is it Christmas?

[@rune2bias]

Fuck yeah! One Shots!

[@rune2bias]

I want their fucking mutant table! anybody?

[@stiffkix]

not a bear, much more than that its more like a giraffe aardvark. :0

[@changelingnoxus5242]

Its People! But can you tell why Kids love the taste of Soylent Green! Welcome to the Soylent cast.

[@Zakhaedrun]

The reason Starbucks water tastes so good is because all water at every location is triple filtered so it tastes very crisp and clean.

[@PeacefulPagoda]

THERE'S ANOTHER DIE-KEA?!

[@theyxaj]

Rolling mutations killed me...

[@thehobdaaay]

Is there a list of the 1000 mutations?

[@eduardopaz-aguirre9505]

thehobdaaay it's the metamorphica

[@thehobdaaay]

Thank you, sir!!

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

While searching for metamorphica i found some custom mutations table, so i rolled to see what would i get. Its not even Jesse level of bad, i pulled a total Strippin "Palsied. Flesh twitches, fingers tap, legs bend. Dexterity becomes 2" "Two Necks. Attached to one head. Tricky to decapitate. Can sing in harmony with self." "Bloated Tongue. Doesn't fit in your mouth. Makes speaking difficult." "Uncertain Flesh. Each morning, Save or mutate." "Evil Eye. One of your eyes becomes black and weeps tar-like tears." If you're interested- coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/01/osr-1d500-biological-mutations.html coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/04/osr-1d500-supernatural-mutations.html

[@dylanpugh4717]

What's the list that use for the mutations?

[@samvente1261]

This is such a dumpster fire, and I love it

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

I love uncrustables, especially the half frozen ones.

[@EchoInTheNight]

Anyone have a link to that escape room that Dodger was talking about?

[@thegreatsagesun]

www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052

[@linch5x5]

where are all these mutations from?

[@manemanera]

Where can I find the escape room video?

[@PandeyNisheeth]

manemanera Its a vod on dodger's twitch channel. Its from August 14th.

[@manemanera]

Thank you!

[@JaninaStormborn]

Crendor

[@jabberwocky3269]

Can anyone link me the escape room vod that theyre talking about please?

[@muteaesop]

www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052

[@jabberwocky3269]

bless, thanks my dude

[@liimahumala]

Awesome!

[@FlyonsSpirit]

DONT LEFT OR RIGHT THE AUDIO JP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@pyrotay2906]

What system are they using for this?

[@Pandavalentine254]

the game Jesse is talking about won't work on me because I am deaf in one ear

[@garfieldfann10]

What table were they using to roll their mutations?

[@kitt5208]

James Nichols I have no idea. I've searched for it time and time again and have found nothing near it.

[@bookwu5133]

James Nichols the comments on the first one said that they got the mutations from metamorphica

[@NeRoman-hb9gk]

Do I need to watch the first one first?????

[@Golfbob]

NeRoman 12345 month late, but no. I’d highly recommend it though.

[@necktye1315]

Where are these rules coming from?

[@ccraneem7894]

RIP good game

[@henryterhune4193]

Fairy and Ferry have different vowel sounds! Its F-air-ee and F-eh-ree.

[@ScorchHellfire]

Not to us Americans they don't. Air and ehr sound the same to us, and thus, are pronounced the same.

[@henryterhune4193]

I am an American. The vowel sound is different though, even if a lot of us choose not to pronounce it. Eh, as in Meh, or Ethical is a different sound then A as in May or Asian.

[@imaconfidntnoob]

idk I live in NJ and it has a clear difference in sound here. Might be a regional thing.

[@Golfbob]

Henry Terhune I agree with that guy, fairy and ferry are said the exact same. I’ve never heard anyone say the two different. Live in Southern USA

[@Multi_Plays]

what system is this?

[@kylesmith9696]

MultiGK8 I believe its mutant future

[@jgroth3906]

Mutant Future. It's actually a really fun system I think.

[@Never_heart]

I believe it is what happens when you snort the ashes of a cocaine addicted unicorn.

[@seraphilight]

Stream your cooking. Ez.

[@staticsight]

Let'a go, time for more bullshit

[@SketchingPandaRen]

Dodger too OP, never nerf.

[@Jubilak]

Content starts at 26:45 ...

[@jonasmenz7767]

there can be no content when crendor is involved

[@keyworksurfer]

i think you mean content starts at never non-content starts at 0:01

[@hawkarm6604]

content starts at?? dude you posted in the wrong neighborhood!!

[@Ramblonius]

Arguable.

[@RambleOn07]

Tubal the Barbarian noncontent>content

[@CupCakeUnleashed]

How can I get soylent in Australlia?

[@JanusXX]

Any soy milk kind thing, including soylent, tastes really bad to me. Like green beans or something like that. When i was little kid they gave us the worst kind soy milk ever at primary school. That's problably why i can't stand it.

[@sirgency6455]

What game is this based on?

[@toshizue8627]

I believe it's apocalypse world. Might be mistaken.

[@pizzajam]

Its mutant future

[@toshizue8627]

They also use metamorphica for the mutations

[@cuoptrader]

This is too funny!!

[@sonoftyrion1482]

Vanillae

[@MooseRouse]

YES

[@lefthandovRA]

The shadow aspect of.dodger was never used later on I think they forgot about.it

[@Weasel699]

Dodgers chars power sounds like a hentai char

[@hwaht8084]

Diekea 3 anyone???

[@cleverwire1506]

Can you actually sustain yourself off of pure Soylent