‘Theodosius II - spent most of his time in prayers’ Yeah if I was emperor at that time, between the constant assassination plots and the empire falling apart, I’d probably try see if that worked too
@bogdan33864 жыл бұрын
The main thing that probably kept him in power was the fact that he was "adopted" by the Sassanian king so nobody would've been dumb enough to risk a war with Persia (not like there wasn't a conflicting between Rome and Persia during Theodosius II)
@ComradeHellas4 жыл бұрын
He did alright, although the library of Alexandria was ransacked under his reign.
@WanderingThief4 жыл бұрын
He was emperor in the east, so he didn't have it as bad as Honorius in the west, under whom Rome was sacked for the first time in centuries.
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts4 жыл бұрын
He also buit walls and reformed the legal code. So there's that.
@atsekaleb74 жыл бұрын
I mean it worked
@darrynmurphy20384 жыл бұрын
Never forget that Theodosius II held power for as long as Augustus and Constantine, and yet did absolutely nothing
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
He was forced to do nothing by Aspur thoughts which is why he was in pwoer for so long, but he didnt do nothing he did no wars on his own but he did issue a cod of law and made some schools and attended reigious matters thats that he was lot better than Honorius even if he was forced todo nothing Honorius wasnt forced to do nothing even Arcadius have more execuses than Honorius since Arcadius did nothing for real but he was ill af and died from illiness and depsit being ill af he still managed to make his son theodosius have good regents like his Praetorian prefect anthemius who built the theodosian walls in honor of theodosius II, wall that will protect the empire for 1000y
@darrynmurphy20384 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch Interesting, I didn't actually know about the code of laws. I disagree with you in making excuses for him by blaming Aspar though. Leo I, a former butcher raised to the throne as a puppet of Aspar, was able to build alliances, assassinate Aspar, and assert himself as an emperor. If a lowborn puppet emperor had the ability to do that, then clearly an emperor born and raised in the purple could've as well. The only difference between Theodosius and Leo, was that Leo was far more intelligent and able, and so Theodosius' lack of action is entirely his own fault.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@darrynmurphy2038 What are you taking about, it have nothing to do about being a low born or a purple born, Marcian was also a low born and he did completly nothing agaisnt Aspur too, the biggest difference is that Yheodosius was raised to be a gnelte scholar and palace eperor who wont dirt his hands while Leo I was from the fucking army so he clearly killed ppl already and knew what it had to take to dirty his hand, Theodosius was always rised to be a good guy who just pray and let others do the jobs he was raised by his own sister who was herself a faitfull chirstians and christians are forbodden to kill or do bad things its why, its not a quesiton low born or purple born its quesiton of experience, you are compaering 2 completly different persons
@darrynmurphy20384 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch That's my point entirely, they were two totally different people. Arguing that he accomplished nothing due to Aspar's grip on power is beyond the point. Even if Aspar hadn't restricted his rule, he would've still grown up to be a useless emperor who was a mere pawn of far more ambitious men
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@darrynmurphy2038 Well, maybe not, its not easy to know, i mean, maybe he wouldnt have been despoeed or soemthing by someone whowanted the power, maybe usurpers or the peopl revolting, aspur was i think also making sure that he stay alive since he was easy manipulated, but he was too young also, i mean dont forget that aspur was also capable exile peopl like arcadius's wife, but you have a point about that he wasnt ment to rule IN THAT TIME in a more prosperous time he would have done better, he still did stuff as i said, he was a palace emperor but it wasnt what the empire needed at this time
@polarysice57484 жыл бұрын
Aurelian as Trump needed "I will make ROME great again"
@Canev8214 жыл бұрын
Except he really did
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
@@Canev821 both did, aurelian just did it a lot better.
@JamesFTW13 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 the delusion is strong with this one
@bakedgoods71163 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 Aurelian's walls were actually useful, Trump's..ehhh.
@HorFell3 жыл бұрын
@@bakedgoods7116 if you look at the numbers of illegal border crossing; they're up from Trump's 870 a day to over 6000......sooooooo.....
@ericmarley70604 жыл бұрын
Majorian was pretty cool. Dude had no chance though.
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
Maybe Majorian as PPG’s Major Man. “The Fleet for Africa?” “It got torched” *gasp* “The army” “Paid the Barbarians, also disbanded them.” *gasp*
@theempiredidnothingwrong32274 жыл бұрын
You gotta respect the fact that despite the fact Rome was basically FUBAR at that point. He still made a conceded effort to try and at least preserve what remained. Like he could've and would've been fully justified in collecting what wealth he could buying some nice estate with servants to tend his every need far away from any form of danger after his already successful military career. Yet he choose to become emperor and try one more time to save Rome. And ultimately was killed by his own people in the attempt, truly symbolic of both Rome's and humanities problems.
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
@@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 Majorian wasn't the last one to try to save rome in general. glycerius got some lost territory from the east of italy and nepos from the west. However, it can be easily said that majorian's possible survival as an emperor would help western rome survive for longer than it would with glycerius or nepos remaining as emperor in italy, and in fact, people from the roman empire were already abandoning it to have their estates and pro-medieval castles ever since the reign of emperor diocletian, so at least majorian didn't follow that path.
@spaceythehuman55303 жыл бұрын
@@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 he was, like so many others who followed Roman Virtues, the last of the Romans
@Billa-3933 жыл бұрын
Do not go gentle into that goodnight Rage;Rage against the dying of light
@angusyang59174 жыл бұрын
WHERE'S VALENTINIAN THE GREAT? Nobody can rage quit more than him.
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
it ain't just him, there's no carinus, maximinus ii daia, valentinian ii, marcian, leo i, or zeno either.
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
ah fuck I also forgot to mention constantius i
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
*jovian too. goddamnit
@angusyang59174 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 Valentinian I is the big one, b/c of his epic way of dying, but the others deserve mention too. Problem is, as you continue down the eastern emperors, you're going to go to emperors who lived long after the "fall" of Rome, i.e. Byzantine. I think a good stopping point is Heraclius.
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
@@angusyang5917 Yeah, I did learn Justinian was the last one to use mostly latin, and heraclius the last one to dominate the Mediterranean. And indeed valentinian hated germans to the very death, and got angry about anyone else giving him something he hated in general.
@justinian-the-great4 жыл бұрын
Constantine's sniper command: *To shoot full auto press P+X*
@mauriciogonzalez33344 жыл бұрын
Oh I get that lol
@Batigol5004 жыл бұрын
I JUST WANNA GROW CABBAGES FOR SOL INVICTUS’ SAKE
@papadragon6953 жыл бұрын
Galerius being Alex Jones was fucking hilarious
@morgulorc4 жыл бұрын
How dare you skip Valentinian I, he was an absolute mad lad and his death was legendary.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
"Its a western focus video"... ho wait =p
@Aristocles224 жыл бұрын
Majorian wasn't a puppet. That's why Ricimir had him killed.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
Anthemius wasnt either
@thomaswilson38274 жыл бұрын
3:42 Wait, its ALL Theodosius? Theodosius: "Always has been."
@richhartnell62334 жыл бұрын
There’s something about the cold stare of a Roman statue with these movements and voices that is hilarious
@celdur46353 жыл бұрын
Disagree about Majorian, he was a great emperor, an Aurelian in the making but betrayed and killed by Ricimer (he honestly should've known better though)
@bogdan33864 жыл бұрын
I felt like dying inside when you reached Valentinian III
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus smae
@sergiodasilva65054 жыл бұрын
Arcadius and Theodosius does absolutely nothing.....lasts much longer than Aurelian. Maybe they were on to something.
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
If your a bad emperor Then your immortal. Explains Julian and Aurelian
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
Elagabalus was a bad emperor but his reign was cut short rather early.
@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
What did you really expect a teenager to do when given absolute power tho.
@wirelessbluestone59834 жыл бұрын
I mean Honorius reigned 28 years as a figurehead
@newstartyt37004 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 julian died quick tho.and heck,he wasnt that bad.He was technically winning his persian campaign until he reached Cteshipon and decided to go but then he took his armour off like a moron.
@OakAsmr4 жыл бұрын
I really think cause Julian “won” the civil war he should of gotten his own meme for not wearing armor but besides that, I enjoyed the video.
@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
He didn’t really win. He just did nothing while Constantius II beat everyone up.
@darrynmurphy20384 жыл бұрын
Didn't Constantinius literally just die of illness before they could even face each other in battle?
@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Julian got lucky. Constantius was a very skilled general.
@OakAsmr4 жыл бұрын
@@noodlecoffee193 I disagree, Julian was extremely educated , so I personally feel it would have at least been a close battle.
@noodlecoffee1934 жыл бұрын
I know, and it would be cold to see what would happen if they battled, but I guess you could say that Rome got lucky and avoided a civil war.
@lr66483 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II: *PRAYS* celtic war cheif: *ENTERS THE CHAT* Theodosius: *PRAYS HARDER*
@christianrhendy81454 жыл бұрын
Aight, now we need Byzantine Emperors portrayed in Memes
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus and then we need Holy Roman Emperors After
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Well, even if you want it or not, the byzantine are the continuation of the roman empire they never fell before 1453 and it is how it is, you can trace their succession line back to augustus
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 We dont really need them are they arent the roman empire thought
@angusyang59174 жыл бұрын
Will you do a continuation on the Byzantine emperors? Examples: Justinian I "the Great": same as Valentinian III, except now it's Belisarius Phocas: KILL KILL KILL Heraclius: haha jihad go brrrrr Justinian II: ah shit, here we go again Leo III the Isaurian: haha Greek fire go whoosh Irene of Athens: A woman must know her place! -pope Basil II: Remmeber, no Bulgar eyes Romanos IV Diogenes: Lost Alexios I Komnenos: I didn't hear no bell Andronikos I Komnenos: I simp my nieces Alexios IV Angelos: You have brought shame on us all Constantine XI Palaiologos: *turns on Sabaton
@alejandrop.s.39424 жыл бұрын
Basil II and Belisarius (even more than Justinian) would deserve their own video as Aurelian.
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Hector Torrealta also Heraclius. He always gets the short end of the stick every time I hear about him
@alejandrop.s.39424 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 I think he had the potential to become a legendary emperor. Too bad that those arab bois ruined his rule.
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Hector Torrealta Eastern Romans: Fighting the Sassanids for 26 goddamn years Arabs: *hællo bætçh*
@aleksandersokal52794 жыл бұрын
*Eastern Roman Emprerors
@johan89694 жыл бұрын
Fooking hell I havent laughed as hard as I did at 02:13 in a long time. For that alone I love you.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
I am very curious, i am not american but hell who said this? from where this part come from im so cruious and yeah it was fucking funny >
@samlund85433 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch It’s Alex Jones doing one of his bits
@CatholicMemeTheory Жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitchAlex Jones, you know the most banned guy from the internet for his conspiracy theories and reporting. Guy uncovered epstein island and got called a conspiracy theorist years before epstein island was exposed.
@Gonboo4 жыл бұрын
Fiery but mostly peaceful sacking of Rome.
@rundelbellen47914 жыл бұрын
You forgot valentinian rage quit lol
@Aurelian1593 жыл бұрын
I’ve just noticed that the crown of Diocletian look more like cabbage rather than laurel wreath.
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
For Majorian, not sure if Stannis Fleet being burned down by Widlfire might be appropriate despite it basically a Roman version of it, except by a dingy Vandal fireship.
@newstartyt37004 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus should have just put the same thing as valentinian but instead of aetius and valentinian its ricimer and majorian
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
Maybe Leo (the Emperor) or Basiliscus (General and temporarily emperor) fit well enough if you remember Cape Bon.
@tmacdonald40064 жыл бұрын
Galerius was hilarious.
@usernoname66854 жыл бұрын
Guy with the glasses in Doc Chicken segment is probably Olympius, Honorius's advisor who controlled weak emperor and conducted the execution of one of the last defenders of Rome, Stillicho.
@lorefox2013 жыл бұрын
Ol*mpus
@Drayran4 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II = the Angela Merkel of Roman Emperors Long reign but doing nothing is "without alternative"
@typowyimperatorbizancjum37544 жыл бұрын
Every elder woman in Poland is like theodosius II xd
@alejandrop.s.39424 жыл бұрын
Being fair with Gratian, I think he really tried to appear at Adrianople, but germanic raids on Gallia and Raetia prevented it. Nevertheless, a Western general whose name I don't remember was there with some reinforcements if I recall correctly. Valentinian III is pure shit as Justinian, jealous and afraid of their best commanders talent and fame, which eventually led to further losses. Great video, I love it. Please, carry on with Eastern Empire emperors. Basil II and other characters such as Belisarius deserve their own videos as Aurelian.
@bogdan33864 жыл бұрын
Also idk why people praise Theodora so much. Yeah, she kept the empire together while Justinian was sick but they ignore the fact that she screwed other possible candidates for succession like Justin and Germanos and ended up with the other Justin. Overly sarcastic and Extra credits praised her as this amazing woman but they didn't mention at all that she in the long term ruined the Empire by allowing a moron like Justin II to come to the throne. When it comes to Justinian some of his campaigns can be justified. The Vandal kingdom was a threat because of piracy and in the case of Italy the timing to start a war was almost perfect but they needed to consolidate Africa first. What I can't defend is putting Narses in charge of Mundus army after his death and let him argue with with Belisarius. If Justinian was so afraid of Belisarius at that point he could've put Narses in charge because he was a eunuch anyway and also a competent commander and I think Belisarius would've been okay to pass the command to Narses after taking Rome back. When it comes to his campaigns in Iberia those wars were a waste of time, resources and manpower for a piece of land which could've been accessed only by sea for the Romans. Also I'm still mad at overly sarcastic for their video on thr fall of Rome for not mentioning Aurelian who pretty much saved the empire from turning into something similar to 3 kingdoms China and allowed emperors like Diocletian and Constantine to even gain power, not to metion that their reforms were influenced by reforms made by Aurelian
@vynonyoutube14184 жыл бұрын
@@bogdan3386 afaik it's actually Galienus that was the first to kickstart the shift to the Dominate as we know it, with a higher focus on cavalry, moving his headquarters away from Rome, forbidding senators to command armies and delegating power so that the empire could defend itself better. Aurelian served under Gallienus as well (and, in turn, Diocletian served under Aurelian), so there was likely some inspiration from him, despite the fact that Galienus was remembered by contemporaries as a shitty emperor (which was discovered by modern historians to not be the case, considering his rather useful reforms and the shit he had to put up with)
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
Justinian was actually a fairly decent guy, because he hired Belisarius in the first place, and his wife Theodora would be the one who actually fired Belisarius. After that, Justinian was even able to temporarily allow Belisarius back from retirement to deal with invasion, which he crushed successfully. Not all of his choices were good tho, because while I would say regaining the west was an accomplishment, he probably should've stayed to the east a bit more so he can at least have more money left over after regaining the west. Him also leaving many things to Theodora was also a mistake, as while Theodora was at least somewhat competent, she was over paranoid of possible rivals to Justinian. Same can't be said with Valentinian III, who treated what few competent officials like shit, and fell for a lie that Aetius was gonna kill him, by a guy who's wife got raped by Valentinian (Petronius Maximus), and he was actually dumb enough to let two of Aetius' allies guard him at Rome, where he was killed. Justinian was decently okay, but Valentinian III was, to my knowledge, the worst and least intelligent roman emperor of all time.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
Valens didnt wait for him to apear thats the main difference here, Valens was an old proud guy who didnt want his nephew to have all the honors of apearing and savin the day, it was told to him to wait untill Gratian arrive, but he didnt which for me put all the blame on Valens and not Gratian who did good Also Gratian fixed the mess left by Valens, because yes it is also Valens fault if the goth crossed in the first place he didnt managed them well and his official were corrupted and treated the goth like garbage which made the goth revolt, and then Valens came to confront them at Adrianople, he didnt wait for Gratian and then Gratian had to fix the mess because its also Gratian who choosed Theodosius I as successor of Valens which was a smart move
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Anastasius I was a looooot better than Justinian and without him and all the money he managed to gather Jusitnian woudnt have done anything, and if you add Theodora in the equaiton Jusitnian woudnt have done shit either if she wasnt here to support him during the nika riots
@Muircetach7 ай бұрын
Aurelian as 'the guy who built walls' is massively underselling how much of a chad he was.
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
Part of me wonder if South Park movie's Operation Human Shield might work with Theodosius. Theodosius: Alaric, you will be part of Operation: Gothic Shield. Alaric: Hey, wait a minute. Theodosius: "Comitatenses of East, you will be part of Operation Get Behind Our Gothic Allies. You will follow behind Alaric and the Goths and try not to get killed by Eugenius and Arbogast's army. Any Questions?" Alaric: "Dominus, have you ever heard of letting our unit be commanded by our native officer that includes me?" Theodosius: "Sorry, I don't speak Barbar."
@eutropius26992 жыл бұрын
Diocletian is a great story some say he is horribly corrupt and yet he ends up a humble cabbage farmer lmao
@DavidWillisSLS2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely DIED laughing at the “not my job” portion of the Theodosius II meme
@DavidWillisSLS2 жыл бұрын
Although I do have to say, I think Majorian needed his own meme. He wasn’t exactly a puppet emperor
@StoicNatsoc4 жыл бұрын
the DEVS * MEMUS * MAXIMUS * is pleased with your offerings of memery, and as i speak in the name of his followers....please make more.
@StoicNatsoc4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Quite welcome. here is to more good memes and great videos.
@ageansai60674 жыл бұрын
This was back up quick
@lazyguy3081 Жыл бұрын
This video did Majorian dirty ngl could've done a meme about his fleet being burnt, Could've done something about Flavious Stilicho being killed (because he's simply too good)
@j.alexander84684 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't put in Emperor Valentinian I, the emperor who got so mad at barbarians he just died
@constantinethegreat67132 жыл бұрын
3:07 *WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY CHILDREN?!*
@causantinthescot2 жыл бұрын
Only because of Constantine II and a bunch of usurpers
@Barwasser4 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II. was my favourite. That dude has seen some shit!
@justinian-the-great4 жыл бұрын
I hope that you'll make one about byzantine emperors, too.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
It should, it is the continuation and since he pout theodosius II and arcadius i see no reason not to put the successors
@MrSarki4 жыл бұрын
Where was Valentinian? You really could've memed his death
@bogdan33864 жыл бұрын
Also Constantius I
@comedyaddict1234 жыл бұрын
And jovian
@comedyaddict1234 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus fair enough, he died of a burst blood vessel while screaming in anger at the Germans so I just figured there'd be something amusing for extreme anger or anti German rhetoric
@johnirish29694 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Bro you could have totally gone with leonidas' legendary is sparta(rome) and kicking a germ into the pit
@johnirish29694 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Or old Logan fighting the car jackers, Vader killing rebels, Aang in the south pole fighting the fire nation, possibilities are endless for an enraged emperor
@youngcato7184 жыл бұрын
Julian deserves his own meme
@LordWyatt3 жыл бұрын
That one with Valentinian III and Aetius got me to laugh.
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Valentinian III: *WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, KILL THAT BARB-* One Pope: (strangles V3 with his stand) I got this, your majesty. (Plays Stardust Crusaders theme) (And it went well, Attila the Hun is shaking when he saw the vision)
@daniellinanmolina10443 жыл бұрын
majorian was good tho, should have also included stilicho and aetius, they were basically emperors and they were really good generals
@aydanparadis2544 жыл бұрын
Constantine is a chad
@envycrusader80633 жыл бұрын
Aurelian, one of my fav roman emperor
@santi26833 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for one with the Byzantine Emperors now
@HiturMan-nn5pc4 жыл бұрын
Wheres Majorian smh Still great vid btw, keep up the good work
@hyperchetnikmapping34014 жыл бұрын
Ah yes The Sack of *Ktesiphon*
@michaelterrencefernandezli66884 жыл бұрын
Who'd win for Diocletian The whole roman empire Or A patch of cabbages
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
I need those cabbages
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Cabbage
@jileelmcdaniels73312 жыл бұрын
The doc chicken part was one of th funniest things I've ever seen
@RexGalilae4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at the Honorius meme lmao Julian and Majorian deserved their separate memes imo, lol. After Aurelian and Diocletian, they were the only Emperors worth their salt.
@jackmontgomery77534 жыл бұрын
Julian wasn't worth shit! He fucking sped up the decline of the west by losing a huge fucking army in a dumbass invasion of Parthia.
@RexGalilae4 жыл бұрын
@@jackmontgomery7753 There's a lot of pro-Christian bias going around against him. Not surprising that you called Sassanid Persia as "Parthia" either, cementing your ignorance on this topic. The same people who exaggerate the consequences of the Sassanid campaign then glorify Constantine for partaking in massive Civil Wars to solidify his control over Rome and Theodosius for settling the Goths in Illyria and making his two incompetent sons as Emperors. If anything, it was Theodosisus I's mistakes that directly caused the sack and subsequent fall of Rome more than Julian, who saved the West in its dire time of need.
@vladtheimpalerofyourmum2584 жыл бұрын
@@RexGalilae Julian was a failure by every metric lmao. Yeah, he won great victories in the West but so did Crassus and everybody shits on him constantly. His two goals were to revitalize paganism and defeat the Sassanids. He failed to do both. All the edgy Roman Larpers are literally worshipping a failure. He doesn't deserve to be compared to Constantine.
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
Jack Montgomery bro Julian was way better than that Theo guy eastward
@RexGalilae4 жыл бұрын
@@vladtheimpalerofyourmum258 "Yeah, he won great victories in the West but so did Crassus and everybody shits on him constantly." Yet more ignorance. Crassus just won one battle against Spartacus which would've been won by Pompeii anyway. The slave army was divided and morale was extremely low by the time Crassus arrived. The Germans during the time of Julian were a greater existential threat and he proved himself to be above and beyond his contemporaries i.e. Constantius "Imma kill my entire family and spend all my time in the church" II and Barbatio, who was too incompetent/cowardly/corrupt to even intercept a routing Germanic Warband. The losses Romans suffered after the death of Julian in the East were nothing compared to what Theodosius and his sons did to the empire. It was more comparable to Mark Antony's failed expedition at worst, which itself wasn't that damaging in the long term It's patent ignorance to compare someone who defeated the Sassanids in battle with Crassus despite being abandoned by Procopius and Sebastianus. Just admit you're an ignorant Christcuck for god's sake already lol
@isaacshultz81284 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this for ages!!!
@curtain98424 жыл бұрын
Your honorius one was pretty great
@lugiasreturn12474 жыл бұрын
chicken moments
@janstaniszewski5367 ай бұрын
In terms of context, the "We need to build a wall" thing fits better with Hadrian;)
@og_finn6613 жыл бұрын
I loved these two videos, you should make a third one for our boys (and one girl) over in Byzantine. Give my boy Justinian some love.
@lamole3293 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Zoe and Theodora
@aleksandersokal52794 жыл бұрын
Maximian betrayed Constantine, Maxentius died in battle, Licinius conspired with the Goths, Cripsus was accused by Fausta of assaulting her in a certain way and was dealt with, but when Constinie found out it was was a lie he had fausta put to death. Is that nasty? Certainly not by standards of the time. Theodosius reacted to Thessalonika like that because they led a revolt and as such it was put down.
@aleksandersokal52794 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus But the first order was given because it seemed like a rebellion to him at the start. But you are right he did regret and try to stop it, though it was too late.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus The part about "He send order but then was like "ho i cance my order" sound too much like constantius II with Gallus....and Theodosius was always ready to rub pagans so in y view he did it on purpose and was happy about itl ike he did with Eugenius he used him as a boogyman
@patjeeson6813 жыл бұрын
wait a moment come on, Maiorian kinda retake control of most of the wester Empire, give him some credit
@OGDeepStroke4 жыл бұрын
Aëtius really saved Rome from Attila and to repay him he got fucking SCHWACKED.
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Leo: need a hand, Aëtius?
@davidgonzalez-herrera29803 жыл бұрын
I completely lost my shit at Ricimer, I couldn’t stop laughing because of the reality
@andreic32253 жыл бұрын
Galerius :) beat the sassanids though :).Few roman emperors can say that.... And yeah that thing with Aetius...Briliant.
@andreic32253 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus As I said ...few...
@andreic32253 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus but Galerius was the only guy to annex a part of Iran proper even though it was just a small bit to lake Urmia.
@alessandrogini52833 жыл бұрын
@@andreic3225 i think emperor carus wanted expanded further to Iran the empire
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
@@alessandrogini5283but gets hit by a lightning
@elmanco68853 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: PRAISE THE SOL
@anyawilson7073 жыл бұрын
Tacitus and Florianus to each other: *first time?*
@onemoreminute05438 ай бұрын
The one about Constantine had me in hysterics
@x0lopossum2 жыл бұрын
0:40 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meyeralex52874 жыл бұрын
Wait a second you forgot Jovian
@LeDomge3 жыл бұрын
This is not giving Aurelian enough credit
@kensley94 Жыл бұрын
How did you do that 0:32, seriously.....how? lol I was randomly thinking about assassin creed in this case odyssey, and suddenly the theme came up... What are the odds?! Scary and astonishing at the same time!
@ScarletImp4 жыл бұрын
Do one for the Byzantine emperors :O
@jileelmcdaniels55492 жыл бұрын
Doc chicken and honorius is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@dr.manofculture14924 жыл бұрын
It's finally here
@zakadams7624 жыл бұрын
OMFG Galerius
@zakadams7624 жыл бұрын
pink guy joji part was good
@Eazy-ERyder2 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is VALENTENIAN?!? I was SPECIFICALLY waiting for that one!@ C'mon man!!!
@vynonyoutube14184 жыл бұрын
this one's even better than the previous one lmao (no Valentinian I tho?)
@zhouwu4 жыл бұрын
After watching this, and the video before this, I've decided that the Roman emperors weren't as great as my Latin teachers made them sound.
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
You know part of me feel that Aurelian as Trump even as a joke seems insulting. I mean he actually restore the empire, anti corruption (even heavy handed enough to lead to his death), and capable commander.
@kaneslives4 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus well Aurelian probably wasn’t a fatty and wouldn’t lie about a virus.
@miguelpereira98592 жыл бұрын
It's just a meme lol
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Valentinian III went into fu... Pope Leo: hold your horses, chief. Looks like I'll handle this situation: STAR POPETINUM: ZA WARUDO!!!
@robertmontague1216 Жыл бұрын
Like the first one, overall perimeter walls only will slow down an enemy that's determined and eventually will find a way in
@sonidoo59084 жыл бұрын
Such a great content really
@loggi76054 жыл бұрын
Kinda disagree with Majoran, but nice video
@chrisf.95953 жыл бұрын
You forgot Valentinian my dude. He died of anger from a bursted blood vessel for yelling too hard at Germans
@josefmaster11883 жыл бұрын
Honorius the chicken lover
@res_gestae4 жыл бұрын
Another banger
@chandraobrien3244 жыл бұрын
You should collab with Unbiased Roman history
@Kastor7744 жыл бұрын
I think he made it too late, since there's only one episode left in production
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
ナナシさん unless he does a Byzantine Series
@Kastor7744 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 There won't be a Byzantine series because of the muslim hate. At most we can expect individual episodes on Justinian and Basil II, and that's a huge if.
@a.h.tvideomapping42934 жыл бұрын
ナナシさん bro I’m Muslim and I want a Byzantine series
@powerist2094 жыл бұрын
Well, he also said that he also plan to make Islamic conquest. Though then there’s Iconclasm that even extended to Ali, who is like a Chad material (or Virgin due to being blamed for causing schism instead of being given a dumpster fire of a succession crisis). Maybe he can do The Message style where Muhammad’s presence was so intense that mere art would kill an artist and use its energy to turn Arabs into Chad army.
@disputedname4 жыл бұрын
Why does majorian not get his own meme?
@weixie444 жыл бұрын
Where’s Marcian? Also, you could have just mentioned Valentinian’s pet bears.
@AdriatheBwitch4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus But Valentinian was THE emperor of the west it make no sense you didnt put him then >< also, Marcian is a Theodosian and Leo I is not here too while he did influence the west greatly by sending many emperors to rule the west, you cant focus on the west without the east its just not possible!
@stcg50034 жыл бұрын
5:01 Didn't know CNN exists in the 5th century. Lol
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
Hadrian missed a few.
@eric114 жыл бұрын
Why no a meme for majorian
@timmeyspankey Жыл бұрын
Really did Constantine dirty. The Tetrarchy was a horrible idea.
@erlendhedegart75103 жыл бұрын
Romulus: and I’m here too
@nyotaliafan35834 жыл бұрын
that's amazing dude
@choaticsmith80654 жыл бұрын
It’s here *All Roman cheered*
@goo8943 жыл бұрын
Maximian looks like a dwarf from runescape or something lmao
@intergalactichumanempire97594 жыл бұрын
What's the end card song?
@Eazy-ERyder2 жыл бұрын
Majorian was NOT a puppet he was a BOSS - and THAT's why he was murdered
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Out of Ricimer's envy
@caesar71152 жыл бұрын
valentinian should have been psycho dad
@elhuracan82042 жыл бұрын
2:13 i vote for that... sound like fun
@baldomerolosada79383 жыл бұрын
6:48 what song is this????? I laughed very hard with it
@michaelkleinbaculot4302 жыл бұрын
Griffin, Quagmire, Brown, Swanson should be on the Tetrarchy.