Roman Emperors Portrayed in Memes - Part 2

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Tominus Maximus

Tominus Maximus

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@JimH-vk8ft
@JimH-vk8ft 4 жыл бұрын
‘Theodosius II - spent most of his time in prayers’ Yeah if I was emperor at that time, between the constant assassination plots and the empire falling apart, I’d probably try see if that worked too
@bogdan3386
@bogdan3386 4 жыл бұрын
The main thing that probably kept him in power was the fact that he was "adopted" by the Sassanian king so nobody would've been dumb enough to risk a war with Persia (not like there wasn't a conflicting between Rome and Persia during Theodosius II)
@ComradeHellas
@ComradeHellas 4 жыл бұрын
He did alright, although the library of Alexandria was ransacked under his reign.
@WanderingThief
@WanderingThief 4 жыл бұрын
He was emperor in the east, so he didn't have it as bad as Honorius in the west, under whom Rome was sacked for the first time in centuries.
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 4 жыл бұрын
He also buit walls and reformed the legal code. So there's that.
@atsekaleb7
@atsekaleb7 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it worked
@darrynmurphy2038
@darrynmurphy2038 4 жыл бұрын
Never forget that Theodosius II held power for as long as Augustus and Constantine, and yet did absolutely nothing
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
He was forced to do nothing by Aspur thoughts which is why he was in pwoer for so long, but he didnt do nothing he did no wars on his own but he did issue a cod of law and made some schools and attended reigious matters thats that he was lot better than Honorius even if he was forced todo nothing Honorius wasnt forced to do nothing even Arcadius have more execuses than Honorius since Arcadius did nothing for real but he was ill af and died from illiness and depsit being ill af he still managed to make his son theodosius have good regents like his Praetorian prefect anthemius who built the theodosian walls in honor of theodosius II, wall that will protect the empire for 1000y
@darrynmurphy2038
@darrynmurphy2038 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch Interesting, I didn't actually know about the code of laws. I disagree with you in making excuses for him by blaming Aspar though. Leo I, a former butcher raised to the throne as a puppet of Aspar, was able to build alliances, assassinate Aspar, and assert himself as an emperor. If a lowborn puppet emperor had the ability to do that, then clearly an emperor born and raised in the purple could've as well. The only difference between Theodosius and Leo, was that Leo was far more intelligent and able, and so Theodosius' lack of action is entirely his own fault.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrynmurphy2038 What are you taking about, it have nothing to do about being a low born or a purple born, Marcian was also a low born and he did completly nothing agaisnt Aspur too, the biggest difference is that Yheodosius was raised to be a gnelte scholar and palace eperor who wont dirt his hands while Leo I was from the fucking army so he clearly killed ppl already and knew what it had to take to dirty his hand, Theodosius was always rised to be a good guy who just pray and let others do the jobs he was raised by his own sister who was herself a faitfull chirstians and christians are forbodden to kill or do bad things its why, its not a quesiton low born or purple born its quesiton of experience, you are compaering 2 completly different persons
@darrynmurphy2038
@darrynmurphy2038 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch That's my point entirely, they were two totally different people. Arguing that he accomplished nothing due to Aspar's grip on power is beyond the point. Even if Aspar hadn't restricted his rule, he would've still grown up to be a useless emperor who was a mere pawn of far more ambitious men
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@darrynmurphy2038 Well, maybe not, its not easy to know, i mean, maybe he wouldnt have been despoeed or soemthing by someone whowanted the power, maybe usurpers or the peopl revolting, aspur was i think also making sure that he stay alive since he was easy manipulated, but he was too young also, i mean dont forget that aspur was also capable exile peopl like arcadius's wife, but you have a point about that he wasnt ment to rule IN THAT TIME in a more prosperous time he would have done better, he still did stuff as i said, he was a palace emperor but it wasnt what the empire needed at this time
@polarysice5748
@polarysice5748 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian as Trump needed "I will make ROME great again"
@Canev821
@Canev821 4 жыл бұрын
Except he really did
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
@@Canev821 both did, aurelian just did it a lot better.
@JamesFTW1
@JamesFTW1 3 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 the delusion is strong with this one
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 3 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 Aurelian's walls were actually useful, Trump's..ehhh.
@HorFell
@HorFell 3 жыл бұрын
@@bakedgoods7116 if you look at the numbers of illegal border crossing; they're up from Trump's 870 a day to over 6000......sooooooo.....
@ericmarley7060
@ericmarley7060 4 жыл бұрын
Majorian was pretty cool. Dude had no chance though.
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Majorian as PPG’s Major Man. “The Fleet for Africa?” “It got torched” *gasp* “The army” “Paid the Barbarians, also disbanded them.” *gasp*
@theempiredidnothingwrong3227
@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta respect the fact that despite the fact Rome was basically FUBAR at that point. He still made a conceded effort to try and at least preserve what remained. Like he could've and would've been fully justified in collecting what wealth he could buying some nice estate with servants to tend his every need far away from any form of danger after his already successful military career. Yet he choose to become emperor and try one more time to save Rome. And ultimately was killed by his own people in the attempt, truly symbolic of both Rome's and humanities problems.
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
@@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 Majorian wasn't the last one to try to save rome in general. glycerius got some lost territory from the east of italy and nepos from the west. However, it can be easily said that majorian's possible survival as an emperor would help western rome survive for longer than it would with glycerius or nepos remaining as emperor in italy, and in fact, people from the roman empire were already abandoning it to have their estates and pro-medieval castles ever since the reign of emperor diocletian, so at least majorian didn't follow that path.
@spaceythehuman5530
@spaceythehuman5530 3 жыл бұрын
@@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 he was, like so many others who followed Roman Virtues, the last of the Romans
@Billa-393
@Billa-393 3 жыл бұрын
Do not go gentle into that goodnight Rage;Rage against the dying of light
@angusyang5917
@angusyang5917 4 жыл бұрын
WHERE'S VALENTINIAN THE GREAT? Nobody can rage quit more than him.
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
it ain't just him, there's no carinus, maximinus ii daia, valentinian ii, marcian, leo i, or zeno either.
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
ah fuck I also forgot to mention constantius i
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
*jovian too. goddamnit
@angusyang5917
@angusyang5917 4 жыл бұрын
@@lugiasreturn1247 Valentinian I is the big one, b/c of his epic way of dying, but the others deserve mention too. Problem is, as you continue down the eastern emperors, you're going to go to emperors who lived long after the "fall" of Rome, i.e. Byzantine. I think a good stopping point is Heraclius.
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
@@angusyang5917 Yeah, I did learn Justinian was the last one to use mostly latin, and heraclius the last one to dominate the Mediterranean. And indeed valentinian hated germans to the very death, and got angry about anyone else giving him something he hated in general.
@justinian-the-great
@justinian-the-great 4 жыл бұрын
Constantine's sniper command: *To shoot full auto press P+X*
@mauriciogonzalez3334
@mauriciogonzalez3334 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I get that lol
@Batigol500
@Batigol500 4 жыл бұрын
I JUST WANNA GROW CABBAGES FOR SOL INVICTUS’ SAKE
@papadragon695
@papadragon695 3 жыл бұрын
Galerius being Alex Jones was fucking hilarious
@morgulorc
@morgulorc 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you skip Valentinian I, he was an absolute mad lad and his death was legendary.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
"Its a western focus video"... ho wait =p
@Aristocles22
@Aristocles22 4 жыл бұрын
Majorian wasn't a puppet. That's why Ricimir had him killed.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
Anthemius wasnt either
@thomaswilson3827
@thomaswilson3827 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 Wait, its ALL Theodosius? Theodosius: "Always has been."
@richhartnell6233
@richhartnell6233 4 жыл бұрын
There’s something about the cold stare of a Roman statue with these movements and voices that is hilarious
@celdur4635
@celdur4635 3 жыл бұрын
Disagree about Majorian, he was a great emperor, an Aurelian in the making but betrayed and killed by Ricimer (he honestly should've known better though)
@bogdan3386
@bogdan3386 4 жыл бұрын
I felt like dying inside when you reached Valentinian III
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus smae
@sergiodasilva6505
@sergiodasilva6505 4 жыл бұрын
Arcadius and Theodosius does absolutely nothing.....lasts much longer than Aurelian. Maybe they were on to something.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
If your a bad emperor Then your immortal. Explains Julian and Aurelian
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
Elagabalus was a bad emperor but his reign was cut short rather early.
@noodlecoffee193
@noodlecoffee193 4 жыл бұрын
What did you really expect a teenager to do when given absolute power tho.
@wirelessbluestone5983
@wirelessbluestone5983 4 жыл бұрын
I mean Honorius reigned 28 years as a figurehead
@newstartyt3700
@newstartyt3700 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 julian died quick tho.and heck,he wasnt that bad.He was technically winning his persian campaign until he reached Cteshipon and decided to go but then he took his armour off like a moron.
@OakAsmr
@OakAsmr 4 жыл бұрын
I really think cause Julian “won” the civil war he should of gotten his own meme for not wearing armor but besides that, I enjoyed the video.
@noodlecoffee193
@noodlecoffee193 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t really win. He just did nothing while Constantius II beat everyone up.
@darrynmurphy2038
@darrynmurphy2038 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Constantinius literally just die of illness before they could even face each other in battle?
@noodlecoffee193
@noodlecoffee193 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Julian got lucky. Constantius was a very skilled general.
@OakAsmr
@OakAsmr 4 жыл бұрын
@@noodlecoffee193 I disagree, Julian was extremely educated , so I personally feel it would have at least been a close battle.
@noodlecoffee193
@noodlecoffee193 4 жыл бұрын
I know, and it would be cold to see what would happen if they battled, but I guess you could say that Rome got lucky and avoided a civil war.
@lr6648
@lr6648 3 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II: *PRAYS* celtic war cheif: *ENTERS THE CHAT* Theodosius: *PRAYS HARDER*
@christianrhendy8145
@christianrhendy8145 4 жыл бұрын
Aight, now we need Byzantine Emperors portrayed in Memes
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus and then we need Holy Roman Emperors After
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Well, even if you want it or not, the byzantine are the continuation of the roman empire they never fell before 1453 and it is how it is, you can trace their succession line back to augustus
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 We dont really need them are they arent the roman empire thought
@angusyang5917
@angusyang5917 4 жыл бұрын
Will you do a continuation on the Byzantine emperors? Examples: Justinian I "the Great": same as Valentinian III, except now it's Belisarius Phocas: KILL KILL KILL Heraclius: haha jihad go brrrrr Justinian II: ah shit, here we go again Leo III the Isaurian: haha Greek fire go whoosh Irene of Athens: A woman must know her place! -pope Basil II: Remmeber, no Bulgar eyes Romanos IV Diogenes: Lost Alexios I Komnenos: I didn't hear no bell Andronikos I Komnenos: I simp my nieces Alexios IV Angelos: You have brought shame on us all Constantine XI Palaiologos: *turns on Sabaton
@alejandrop.s.3942
@alejandrop.s.3942 4 жыл бұрын
Basil II and Belisarius (even more than Justinian) would deserve their own video as Aurelian.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
Hector Torrealta also Heraclius. He always gets the short end of the stick every time I hear about him
@alejandrop.s.3942
@alejandrop.s.3942 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 I think he had the potential to become a legendary emperor. Too bad that those arab bois ruined his rule.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
Hector Torrealta Eastern Romans: Fighting the Sassanids for 26 goddamn years Arabs: *hællo bætçh*
@aleksandersokal5279
@aleksandersokal5279 4 жыл бұрын
*Eastern Roman Emprerors
@johan8969
@johan8969 4 жыл бұрын
Fooking hell I havent laughed as hard as I did at 02:13 in a long time. For that alone I love you.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
I am very curious, i am not american but hell who said this? from where this part come from im so cruious and yeah it was fucking funny >
@samlund8543
@samlund8543 3 жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitch It’s Alex Jones doing one of his bits
@CatholicMemeTheory
@CatholicMemeTheory Жыл бұрын
@@AdriatheBwitchAlex Jones, you know the most banned guy from the internet for his conspiracy theories and reporting. Guy uncovered epstein island and got called a conspiracy theorist years before epstein island was exposed.
@Gonboo
@Gonboo 4 жыл бұрын
Fiery but mostly peaceful sacking of Rome.
@rundelbellen4791
@rundelbellen4791 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot valentinian rage quit lol
@Aurelian159
@Aurelian159 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve just noticed that the crown of Diocletian look more like cabbage rather than laurel wreath.
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
For Majorian, not sure if Stannis Fleet being burned down by Widlfire might be appropriate despite it basically a Roman version of it, except by a dingy Vandal fireship.
@newstartyt3700
@newstartyt3700 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus should have just put the same thing as valentinian but instead of aetius and valentinian its ricimer and majorian
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Leo (the Emperor) or Basiliscus (General and temporarily emperor) fit well enough if you remember Cape Bon.
@tmacdonald4006
@tmacdonald4006 4 жыл бұрын
Galerius was hilarious.
@usernoname6685
@usernoname6685 4 жыл бұрын
Guy with the glasses in Doc Chicken segment is probably Olympius, Honorius's advisor who controlled weak emperor and conducted the execution of one of the last defenders of Rome, Stillicho.
@lorefox201
@lorefox201 3 жыл бұрын
Ol*mpus
@Drayran
@Drayran 4 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II = the Angela Merkel of Roman Emperors Long reign but doing nothing is "without alternative"
@typowyimperatorbizancjum3754
@typowyimperatorbizancjum3754 4 жыл бұрын
Every elder woman in Poland is like theodosius II xd
@alejandrop.s.3942
@alejandrop.s.3942 4 жыл бұрын
Being fair with Gratian, I think he really tried to appear at Adrianople, but germanic raids on Gallia and Raetia prevented it. Nevertheless, a Western general whose name I don't remember was there with some reinforcements if I recall correctly. Valentinian III is pure shit as Justinian, jealous and afraid of their best commanders talent and fame, which eventually led to further losses. Great video, I love it. Please, carry on with Eastern Empire emperors. Basil II and other characters such as Belisarius deserve their own videos as Aurelian.
@bogdan3386
@bogdan3386 4 жыл бұрын
Also idk why people praise Theodora so much. Yeah, she kept the empire together while Justinian was sick but they ignore the fact that she screwed other possible candidates for succession like Justin and Germanos and ended up with the other Justin. Overly sarcastic and Extra credits praised her as this amazing woman but they didn't mention at all that she in the long term ruined the Empire by allowing a moron like Justin II to come to the throne. When it comes to Justinian some of his campaigns can be justified. The Vandal kingdom was a threat because of piracy and in the case of Italy the timing to start a war was almost perfect but they needed to consolidate Africa first. What I can't defend is putting Narses in charge of Mundus army after his death and let him argue with with Belisarius. If Justinian was so afraid of Belisarius at that point he could've put Narses in charge because he was a eunuch anyway and also a competent commander and I think Belisarius would've been okay to pass the command to Narses after taking Rome back. When it comes to his campaigns in Iberia those wars were a waste of time, resources and manpower for a piece of land which could've been accessed only by sea for the Romans. Also I'm still mad at overly sarcastic for their video on thr fall of Rome for not mentioning Aurelian who pretty much saved the empire from turning into something similar to 3 kingdoms China and allowed emperors like Diocletian and Constantine to even gain power, not to metion that their reforms were influenced by reforms made by Aurelian
@vynonyoutube1418
@vynonyoutube1418 4 жыл бұрын
@@bogdan3386 afaik it's actually Galienus that was the first to kickstart the shift to the Dominate as we know it, with a higher focus on cavalry, moving his headquarters away from Rome, forbidding senators to command armies and delegating power so that the empire could defend itself better. Aurelian served under Gallienus as well (and, in turn, Diocletian served under Aurelian), so there was likely some inspiration from him, despite the fact that Galienus was remembered by contemporaries as a shitty emperor (which was discovered by modern historians to not be the case, considering his rather useful reforms and the shit he had to put up with)
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
Justinian was actually a fairly decent guy, because he hired Belisarius in the first place, and his wife Theodora would be the one who actually fired Belisarius. After that, Justinian was even able to temporarily allow Belisarius back from retirement to deal with invasion, which he crushed successfully. Not all of his choices were good tho, because while I would say regaining the west was an accomplishment, he probably should've stayed to the east a bit more so he can at least have more money left over after regaining the west. Him also leaving many things to Theodora was also a mistake, as while Theodora was at least somewhat competent, she was over paranoid of possible rivals to Justinian. Same can't be said with Valentinian III, who treated what few competent officials like shit, and fell for a lie that Aetius was gonna kill him, by a guy who's wife got raped by Valentinian (Petronius Maximus), and he was actually dumb enough to let two of Aetius' allies guard him at Rome, where he was killed. Justinian was decently okay, but Valentinian III was, to my knowledge, the worst and least intelligent roman emperor of all time.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
Valens didnt wait for him to apear thats the main difference here, Valens was an old proud guy who didnt want his nephew to have all the honors of apearing and savin the day, it was told to him to wait untill Gratian arrive, but he didnt which for me put all the blame on Valens and not Gratian who did good Also Gratian fixed the mess left by Valens, because yes it is also Valens fault if the goth crossed in the first place he didnt managed them well and his official were corrupted and treated the goth like garbage which made the goth revolt, and then Valens came to confront them at Adrianople, he didnt wait for Gratian and then Gratian had to fix the mess because its also Gratian who choosed Theodosius I as successor of Valens which was a smart move
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Anastasius I was a looooot better than Justinian and without him and all the money he managed to gather Jusitnian woudnt have done anything, and if you add Theodora in the equaiton Jusitnian woudnt have done shit either if she wasnt here to support him during the nika riots
@Muircetach
@Muircetach 7 ай бұрын
Aurelian as 'the guy who built walls' is massively underselling how much of a chad he was.
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
Part of me wonder if South Park movie's Operation Human Shield might work with Theodosius. Theodosius: Alaric, you will be part of Operation: Gothic Shield. Alaric: Hey, wait a minute. Theodosius: "Comitatenses of East, you will be part of Operation Get Behind Our Gothic Allies. You will follow behind Alaric and the Goths and try not to get killed by Eugenius and Arbogast's army. Any Questions?" Alaric: "Dominus, have you ever heard of letting our unit be commanded by our native officer that includes me?" Theodosius: "Sorry, I don't speak Barbar."
@eutropius2699
@eutropius2699 2 жыл бұрын
Diocletian is a great story some say he is horribly corrupt and yet he ends up a humble cabbage farmer lmao
@DavidWillisSLS
@DavidWillisSLS 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely DIED laughing at the “not my job” portion of the Theodosius II meme
@DavidWillisSLS
@DavidWillisSLS 2 жыл бұрын
Although I do have to say, I think Majorian needed his own meme. He wasn’t exactly a puppet emperor
@StoicNatsoc
@StoicNatsoc 4 жыл бұрын
the DEVS * MEMUS * MAXIMUS * is pleased with your offerings of memery, and as i speak in the name of his followers....please make more.
@StoicNatsoc
@StoicNatsoc 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Quite welcome. here is to more good memes and great videos.
@ageansai6067
@ageansai6067 4 жыл бұрын
This was back up quick
@lazyguy3081
@lazyguy3081 Жыл бұрын
This video did Majorian dirty ngl could've done a meme about his fleet being burnt, Could've done something about Flavious Stilicho being killed (because he's simply too good)
@j.alexander8468
@j.alexander8468 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't put in Emperor Valentinian I, the emperor who got so mad at barbarians he just died
@constantinethegreat6713
@constantinethegreat6713 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 *WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY CHILDREN?!*
@causantinthescot
@causantinthescot 2 жыл бұрын
Only because of Constantine II and a bunch of usurpers
@Barwasser
@Barwasser 4 жыл бұрын
Theodosius II. was my favourite. That dude has seen some shit!
@justinian-the-great
@justinian-the-great 4 жыл бұрын
I hope that you'll make one about byzantine emperors, too.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
It should, it is the continuation and since he pout theodosius II and arcadius i see no reason not to put the successors
@MrSarki
@MrSarki 4 жыл бұрын
Where was Valentinian? You really could've memed his death
@bogdan3386
@bogdan3386 4 жыл бұрын
Also Constantius I
@comedyaddict123
@comedyaddict123 4 жыл бұрын
And jovian
@comedyaddict123
@comedyaddict123 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus fair enough, he died of a burst blood vessel while screaming in anger at the Germans so I just figured there'd be something amusing for extreme anger or anti German rhetoric
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Bro you could have totally gone with leonidas' legendary is sparta(rome) and kicking a germ into the pit
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus Or old Logan fighting the car jackers, Vader killing rebels, Aang in the south pole fighting the fire nation, possibilities are endless for an enraged emperor
@youngcato718
@youngcato718 4 жыл бұрын
Julian deserves his own meme
@LordWyatt
@LordWyatt 3 жыл бұрын
That one with Valentinian III and Aetius got me to laugh.
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Valentinian III: *WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, KILL THAT BARB-* One Pope: (strangles V3 with his stand) I got this, your majesty. (Plays Stardust Crusaders theme) (And it went well, Attila the Hun is shaking when he saw the vision)
@daniellinanmolina1044
@daniellinanmolina1044 3 жыл бұрын
majorian was good tho, should have also included stilicho and aetius, they were basically emperors and they were really good generals
@aydanparadis254
@aydanparadis254 4 жыл бұрын
Constantine is a chad
@envycrusader8063
@envycrusader8063 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian, one of my fav roman emperor
@santi2683
@santi2683 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for one with the Byzantine Emperors now
@HiturMan-nn5pc
@HiturMan-nn5pc 4 жыл бұрын
Wheres Majorian smh Still great vid btw, keep up the good work
@hyperchetnikmapping3401
@hyperchetnikmapping3401 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes The Sack of *Ktesiphon*
@michaelterrencefernandezli6688
@michaelterrencefernandezli6688 4 жыл бұрын
Who'd win for Diocletian The whole roman empire Or A patch of cabbages
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
I need those cabbages
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Cabbage
@jileelmcdaniels7331
@jileelmcdaniels7331 2 жыл бұрын
The doc chicken part was one of th funniest things I've ever seen
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at the Honorius meme lmao Julian and Majorian deserved their separate memes imo, lol. After Aurelian and Diocletian, they were the only Emperors worth their salt.
@jackmontgomery7753
@jackmontgomery7753 4 жыл бұрын
Julian wasn't worth shit! He fucking sped up the decline of the west by losing a huge fucking army in a dumbass invasion of Parthia.
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackmontgomery7753 There's a lot of pro-Christian bias going around against him. Not surprising that you called Sassanid Persia as "Parthia" either, cementing your ignorance on this topic. The same people who exaggerate the consequences of the Sassanid campaign then glorify Constantine for partaking in massive Civil Wars to solidify his control over Rome and Theodosius for settling the Goths in Illyria and making his two incompetent sons as Emperors. If anything, it was Theodosisus I's mistakes that directly caused the sack and subsequent fall of Rome more than Julian, who saved the West in its dire time of need.
@vladtheimpalerofyourmum258
@vladtheimpalerofyourmum258 4 жыл бұрын
@@RexGalilae Julian was a failure by every metric lmao. Yeah, he won great victories in the West but so did Crassus and everybody shits on him constantly. His two goals were to revitalize paganism and defeat the Sassanids. He failed to do both. All the edgy Roman Larpers are literally worshipping a failure. He doesn't deserve to be compared to Constantine.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Montgomery bro Julian was way better than that Theo guy eastward
@RexGalilae
@RexGalilae 4 жыл бұрын
@@vladtheimpalerofyourmum258 "Yeah, he won great victories in the West but so did Crassus and everybody shits on him constantly." Yet more ignorance. Crassus just won one battle against Spartacus which would've been won by Pompeii anyway. The slave army was divided and morale was extremely low by the time Crassus arrived. The Germans during the time of Julian were a greater existential threat and he proved himself to be above and beyond his contemporaries i.e. Constantius "Imma kill my entire family and spend all my time in the church" II and Barbatio, who was too incompetent/cowardly/corrupt to even intercept a routing Germanic Warband. The losses Romans suffered after the death of Julian in the East were nothing compared to what Theodosius and his sons did to the empire. It was more comparable to Mark Antony's failed expedition at worst, which itself wasn't that damaging in the long term It's patent ignorance to compare someone who defeated the Sassanids in battle with Crassus despite being abandoned by Procopius and Sebastianus. Just admit you're an ignorant Christcuck for god's sake already lol
@isaacshultz8128
@isaacshultz8128 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this for ages!!!
@curtain9842
@curtain9842 4 жыл бұрын
Your honorius one was pretty great
@lugiasreturn1247
@lugiasreturn1247 4 жыл бұрын
chicken moments
@janstaniszewski536
@janstaniszewski536 7 ай бұрын
In terms of context, the "We need to build a wall" thing fits better with Hadrian;)
@og_finn661
@og_finn661 3 жыл бұрын
I loved these two videos, you should make a third one for our boys (and one girl) over in Byzantine. Give my boy Justinian some love.
@lamole329
@lamole329 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Zoe and Theodora
@aleksandersokal5279
@aleksandersokal5279 4 жыл бұрын
Maximian betrayed Constantine, Maxentius died in battle, Licinius conspired with the Goths, Cripsus was accused by Fausta of assaulting her in a certain way and was dealt with, but when Constinie found out it was was a lie he had fausta put to death. Is that nasty? Certainly not by standards of the time. Theodosius reacted to Thessalonika like that because they led a revolt and as such it was put down.
@aleksandersokal5279
@aleksandersokal5279 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus But the first order was given because it seemed like a rebellion to him at the start. But you are right he did regret and try to stop it, though it was too late.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus The part about "He send order but then was like "ho i cance my order" sound too much like constantius II with Gallus....and Theodosius was always ready to rub pagans so in y view he did it on purpose and was happy about itl ike he did with Eugenius he used him as a boogyman
@patjeeson681
@patjeeson681 3 жыл бұрын
wait a moment come on, Maiorian kinda retake control of most of the wester Empire, give him some credit
@OGDeepStroke
@OGDeepStroke 4 жыл бұрын
Aëtius really saved Rome from Attila and to repay him he got fucking SCHWACKED.
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Leo: need a hand, Aëtius?
@davidgonzalez-herrera2980
@davidgonzalez-herrera2980 3 жыл бұрын
I completely lost my shit at Ricimer, I couldn’t stop laughing because of the reality
@andreic3225
@andreic3225 3 жыл бұрын
Galerius :) beat the sassanids though :).Few roman emperors can say that.... And yeah that thing with Aetius...Briliant.
@andreic3225
@andreic3225 3 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus As I said ...few...
@andreic3225
@andreic3225 3 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus but Galerius was the only guy to annex a part of Iran proper even though it was just a small bit to lake Urmia.
@alessandrogini5283
@alessandrogini5283 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreic3225 i think emperor carus wanted expanded further to Iran the empire
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
​@@alessandrogini5283but gets hit by a lightning
@elmanco6885
@elmanco6885 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: PRAISE THE SOL
@anyawilson707
@anyawilson707 3 жыл бұрын
Tacitus and Florianus to each other: *first time?*
@onemoreminute0543
@onemoreminute0543 8 ай бұрын
The one about Constantine had me in hysterics
@x0lopossum
@x0lopossum 2 жыл бұрын
0:40 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@meyeralex5287
@meyeralex5287 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a second you forgot Jovian
@LeDomge
@LeDomge 3 жыл бұрын
This is not giving Aurelian enough credit
@kensley94
@kensley94 Жыл бұрын
How did you do that 0:32, seriously.....how? lol I was randomly thinking about assassin creed in this case odyssey, and suddenly the theme came up... What are the odds?! Scary and astonishing at the same time!
@ScarletImp
@ScarletImp 4 жыл бұрын
Do one for the Byzantine emperors :O
@jileelmcdaniels5549
@jileelmcdaniels5549 2 жыл бұрын
Doc chicken and honorius is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
@dr.manofculture1492
@dr.manofculture1492 4 жыл бұрын
It's finally here
@zakadams762
@zakadams762 4 жыл бұрын
OMFG Galerius
@zakadams762
@zakadams762 4 жыл бұрын
pink guy joji part was good
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 2 жыл бұрын
Where the hell is VALENTENIAN?!? I was SPECIFICALLY waiting for that one!@ C'mon man!!!
@vynonyoutube1418
@vynonyoutube1418 4 жыл бұрын
this one's even better than the previous one lmao (no Valentinian I tho?)
@zhouwu
@zhouwu 4 жыл бұрын
After watching this, and the video before this, I've decided that the Roman emperors weren't as great as my Latin teachers made them sound.
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
You know part of me feel that Aurelian as Trump even as a joke seems insulting. I mean he actually restore the empire, anti corruption (even heavy handed enough to lead to his death), and capable commander.
@kaneslives
@kaneslives 4 жыл бұрын
Tominus Maximus well Aurelian probably wasn’t a fatty and wouldn’t lie about a virus.
@miguelpereira9859
@miguelpereira9859 2 жыл бұрын
It's just a meme lol
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Valentinian III went into fu... Pope Leo: hold your horses, chief. Looks like I'll handle this situation: STAR POPETINUM: ZA WARUDO!!!
@robertmontague1216
@robertmontague1216 Жыл бұрын
Like the first one, overall perimeter walls only will slow down an enemy that's determined and eventually will find a way in
@sonidoo5908
@sonidoo5908 4 жыл бұрын
Such a great content really
@loggi7605
@loggi7605 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda disagree with Majoran, but nice video
@chrisf.9595
@chrisf.9595 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot Valentinian my dude. He died of anger from a bursted blood vessel for yelling too hard at Germans
@josefmaster1188
@josefmaster1188 3 жыл бұрын
Honorius the chicken lover
@res_gestae
@res_gestae 4 жыл бұрын
Another banger
@chandraobrien324
@chandraobrien324 4 жыл бұрын
You should collab with Unbiased Roman history
@Kastor774
@Kastor774 4 жыл бұрын
I think he made it too late, since there's only one episode left in production
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
ナナシさん unless he does a Byzantine Series
@Kastor774
@Kastor774 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.h.tvideomapping4293 There won't be a Byzantine series because of the muslim hate. At most we can expect individual episodes on Justinian and Basil II, and that's a huge if.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
ナナシさん bro I’m Muslim and I want a Byzantine series
@powerist209
@powerist209 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he also said that he also plan to make Islamic conquest. Though then there’s Iconclasm that even extended to Ali, who is like a Chad material (or Virgin due to being blamed for causing schism instead of being given a dumpster fire of a succession crisis). Maybe he can do The Message style where Muhammad’s presence was so intense that mere art would kill an artist and use its energy to turn Arabs into Chad army.
@disputedname
@disputedname 4 жыл бұрын
Why does majorian not get his own meme?
@weixie44
@weixie44 4 жыл бұрын
Where’s Marcian? Also, you could have just mentioned Valentinian’s pet bears.
@AdriatheBwitch
@AdriatheBwitch 4 жыл бұрын
@@TominusMaximus But Valentinian was THE emperor of the west it make no sense you didnt put him then >< also, Marcian is a Theodosian and Leo I is not here too while he did influence the west greatly by sending many emperors to rule the west, you cant focus on the west without the east its just not possible!
@stcg5003
@stcg5003 4 жыл бұрын
5:01 Didn't know CNN exists in the 5th century. Lol
@cousinzeke4888
@cousinzeke4888 3 жыл бұрын
Hadrian missed a few.
@eric11
@eric11 4 жыл бұрын
Why no a meme for majorian
@timmeyspankey
@timmeyspankey Жыл бұрын
Really did Constantine dirty. The Tetrarchy was a horrible idea.
@erlendhedegart7510
@erlendhedegart7510 3 жыл бұрын
Romulus: and I’m here too
@nyotaliafan3583
@nyotaliafan3583 4 жыл бұрын
that's amazing dude
@choaticsmith8065
@choaticsmith8065 4 жыл бұрын
It’s here *All Roman cheered*
@goo894
@goo894 3 жыл бұрын
Maximian looks like a dwarf from runescape or something lmao
@intergalactichumanempire9759
@intergalactichumanempire9759 4 жыл бұрын
What's the end card song?
@Eazy-ERyder
@Eazy-ERyder 2 жыл бұрын
Majorian was NOT a puppet he was a BOSS - and THAT's why he was murdered
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 Жыл бұрын
Out of Ricimer's envy
@caesar7115
@caesar7115 2 жыл бұрын
valentinian should have been psycho dad
@elhuracan8204
@elhuracan8204 2 жыл бұрын
2:13 i vote for that... sound like fun
@baldomerolosada7938
@baldomerolosada7938 3 жыл бұрын
6:48 what song is this????? I laughed very hard with it
@michaelkleinbaculot430
@michaelkleinbaculot430 2 жыл бұрын
Griffin, Quagmire, Brown, Swanson should be on the Tetrarchy.
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