10 Minutes of Ranting About Family & Kids | Romesh Ranganathan

[@Romesh]

Family is everything.....right?

[@Ade_1]

Absolutely, your mum is fantastic. Is she going to be releasing any books or doing any tours this year?

[@ChristineAustralia74]

I mean.... Meh, I spose🙄🇦🇺❣️🤣🤣🤣

[@question-question]

Family is everything...left (when they're..)

[@AkkarinRothen]

Yee but Christmas...

[@RudgeDailyNews]

Love your mum impression you coconut 😂

[@nesamdoom]

' she deserves the very best, but I can not be arsed to provide it' is solid gold. Romesh makes me not feel bad for random thoughts.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

[@Rawi888]

That shit killed me.

[@Ender7j]

My first and second sons are EXACTLY how he’s describing. First son: nearly perfect Second son: animal ferocity

[@OneCatShortOfCrazy]

I wonder if it's because with the first child we tend to focus on everythign and spend lots of time making sure every little thing is done just right and by the time the second one is about it's just trying to hold it all together and all the discipline goes out the window😅

[@Ender7j]

@@OneCatShortOfCrazy lol…maybe. Personally, I’ve been very conscious of consistent discipline and avoiding favoritism. Not always easy, but worth it.

[@unicornsarereal4254]

Omg he always cracks me up and the jokes about his kids are the best because be honest, as a parent, we’ve ALL been there. Keep being funny Romesh 😂💙

[@Kari_B61ex]

One of the, if not the best comedians in the UK. Romesh says everything we're 'secretly thinking' in todays PC world and he does it hilariously.

[@KrisAdamsTV]

Man, Romesh is soooo good. If he does a new special in London I need to go! I imagine live would be awesone.

[@vjc2270]

It’s funny, because it’s true. The first child is always perfect and obedient…apparently. Full disclosure here: I’m a second child. 🤣🤣🤣

[@_BreathOfFreshAir_]

Nah, my older brother, who is the first, is a screaming lunatic. Dude has intense anger issues, threw a massive rock at my head once when i wasnt looking.

[@rachelsirett8809]

I don't have children as couldn't. But so true 😂😂😂 hilarious your Mum is hilarious 😅

[@apok1980]

Ok, I dont think I heard of this guy before, but he’s now made my top 10 comic list

[@jjb4531]

He is brilliant

[@cbdaddikt5747]

Only two kids but this man speaks truth.1st one awesome 2nd one is Satan 😂

[@dizdimples]

😂😂😂😂

[@wqr494]

duaghter first born: Dad i feel you having headache can i massage your head? can i bring anything? second born son: kinking me in nuts, breaking my TV etc

[@everodrigues438]

1st one is an angel or a Saint until he grows up and starts rebelling and making up for being "good", just u wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037]

I feel like I’m listening to my 16 year old at 40….loves dog refuses to feed or water it, wants nice clothes refuses to launder them….wants muscles refuses to eat protein….

[@claymitchell2335]

He's brilliant!

[@Taleton]

I am here to see your mom !!! She is so funny !!!

[@lepoussinvengeur]

When is she on tour ??!!

[@farzanarahman699]

The toilet training made me spit my muller corner yoghurt out at work, loved it

[@TheodoreBrosevelt]

Just Googled that yogurt, and that stuff looks delicious

[@GS-nk9en]

Hey Romesh I'm a starting out standup comedian (Gaj San) 12 gigs in, but have managed to win a couple of the blackout shows, would it be okay to I mention you in my material (being a sri lankan vegan teacher too hehe ) . Love your work as always be it family, life in Crawley or the motherland- Croydon.

[@rucliy]

You know it's not Ramesh who uploads these videos right 😂

[@krispykruzer]

This dude has only 40k subs, come on let’s rally let’s get this guy to 100k and beyond. Brutally funny AF 😂😂😂😂

[@markashby2622]

Brilliance, so, so funny this bloke.

[@WesleyB-Rook]

This man is literally changing my opinion about British comedians 😅 I used to think the only funny one was Ricky gervais. Now I realize it’s Ricky and Romesh…so basically only comedians whose first name starts with R are hilarious 😏

[@snoopstheboss994]

Try Eddie Izzard. He is a genius!

[@iambicpentakill]

Check out Taskmaster, Romesh is on a season of that. You'll find plenty of funny people

[@hatin_the_thinker]

Man haven't thought I would find someone funny since Chris Rock. But this guy is something. Nice man.

[@christopherwalsh2368]

My wife and I are considering a 4th kid after having 2 girls and a boy... I think the tiredness has damaged our brains 😂

[@grahamspencer8316]

Perfect symmetry. One man, one title, one conclusion. The weakest link.

[@pradeepfernando1336]

Love from🇱🇰

[@missyd8433]

26:26 after protection 😮❤

[@sarcasmo57]

She's a lucky girl.

[@vanrajsindha9918]

I am sure your parents must be very proud of u

[@mikehibbett3301]

That is such a Crawley attitude :)

[@marastar208]

One was plenty for me. Zero regrets not having loads of kiddos. Joy comes from a lot of places -not just making kids.

[@lim924]

She is with Andy 😂😂

[@tonkysue207]

Perfect

[@MrBrownnn696]

Lmfao he’s laugher omg

[@CrazyMayBaby]

I have twins just like his second born. He’s no idea 😅

[@carlwright5205]

Best 11 of my life

[@victoriabanks7701]

Why wasn’t this in my recommendations sooner??

[@Fahrenheit1617]

The ending was a bit messed up

[@wajn4785]

It was sh## bruv 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roadlesstraveled34]

3 kids is too many... I knew that for 12 years before I (whoopsies) had a 4th.

[@kokoman760]

Cinemar

[@ByronForrest2010]

Dude so far your funny

[@iambicpentakill]

Get yourself an Andy

[@kokoman760]

Cinemaugh

[@bobnewmanknott3433]

What I ask myself is would people find him funny without the swearing ?

[@The_Demon_Beelzebub]

Well the answer lies in the times they’ve laughed without him swearing 🤦‍♂️

[@heafie]

😅

[@warren52nz]

Couples should have 1 child or none. Humans are destroying the ecosystem. Yeah I know it's comedy and I'm laughing too but there's truth in my comment.

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

You think humans destroying the ecosystem, but can you begin to imagine the horrors that our extinction would bring about? Because that's what you're suggesting, a one child policy which slowly kills us all off, as births cannot keep up with deaths. Any species going extinct has a knock--on effect on the ecosystem, but if you get rid of humans, you don't lose just lose humans, you also lose every species which relies on us. This includes every animal, and plant that we have bred, and altered, for our purposes; most of the plants we have domesticated are grown from cuttings, their seeds are sterile, without human intervention, a lot plant life goes extinct, the sheep, cows and chickens on our farms, bred to yield wool, milk, and egg way beyond what they naturally should, without humans to intervene each of these creatures will suffer a painful death. And species which dies will have a knock-on effect on every other species And that's just scratching the surface, what do you think will happen to all the weapons? With no humans to keep an eye things, no human to stop or contain any disaster. The world would be on a knife-edge, with bombs, and nukes ready to go, and wipe everything out, if a single random accident should happen. Add in a bunch of increasingly unstable nuclear power stations, a world without humans to intervene will make Chernobyl look like a picnic. The fact of the matter is this, as much as humans ruin the ecosystem, the world we have made - and we can't unmake it - relies on us. Humans have taken control of every aspect of the world, taken control away from nature and all natural processes, to the point that, without human intervention, very little can happen. We run the world, and the world runs on us, without us it cannot continue.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

As an only child of elderly parents, let me tell you it's utterly shit. Everyone needs a sibling to share the responsibility when they get they old and need us more. It's not the _number_ of humans that are destroying the ecosystem; it's the way many of us are continuing to _abuse_ the planet. That's about attitude, not volume.

[@warren52nz]

@@221b-Maker-Street Of course HOW we use the resources is a big issue but it wouldn't be an issue if the Earth wasn't overrun by humans who are fueled by GREED. You say 2 is better than 1 but I say ZERO is better than 1. Try to think of anything threatening the ecosystem that wouldn't be less threatening if there weren't so many of us. I've got an electric car; what are you doing to avoid runaway global warming?

[@complexcarbivorous8013]

​@@warren52nz Sorry to burst your eco bubble, but driving an electric car is just marketing for imperialist/capitalist plunder by the 1% types like Elon 'we will coup whoever we want' Musk. Use public transport and eat strictly plant based. Both highly populated China and India had a much lower carbon footprint than the West due to their eco-friendly lifestyle.

[@complexcarbivorous8013]

​@@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 Anthropocentrism and misanthropy are both unnecessary and extreme opposite views/beliefs that lead us nowhere. Anthropocentrism is living in denial that people are not harmful to the environment or that without us, the planet dies. Earth will go on with or without us and the greatest threat to human population and other species are humans. Domestic animals are an anthropocentric creation, to serve people at the expense of other species, both wild and domesticated, and you're delusional to think animals want us to be cruel and abuse them for our selfish pleasure and greed. It's just a feel good co-pout like most man made religion. The introduction of domestic animals in the Americas and other parts of the world wiped out wildlife, both flora and fauna and spread pollution, at the point that we have plastic in our bloodstream.

[@TheGwimWeaper]

If only you were funny.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

_"Nurse, Mr Mac is out of bed again - the industrial bedpans, quickly now!"_

[@k4yser]

If only your opinion mattered.

[@sabinelandau2330]

I really like his 'jokes'. But to be honest, his swearing is not very pleasant. Is that really necessary? You can be funny without that language. Perhaps I am just old.

[@suv2w]

It’s a tool to bring the rest of the audience along and get laughs. Otherwise his act would be more of an amusing tirade than stand up comedy.

[@ddraigmafon4725]

I agree to an extent but for me, it depends on the comedian; somehow it’s more palatable from some i.e. Romesh, Sarah Millican - it’s just seems part of the comedy than gratuitous. On the other hand, my favourite comedian, Bill Bailey, hardly ever swears.

[@221b-Maker-Street]

Swearing is a sign of higher intelligence, Sabine! It's used to great effect in Britain, and Romesh is an exemplar of the form. If you don't like his swearing, then - as it's part of him, and who he is - may I suggest that you don't _really_ like him. I'm still baffled as to why people find swearing so offensive anyway. It's just a group of words used as intensifiers - they don't intrinsically harm anyone.

[@sabinelandau2330]

@@221b-Maker-Street I must have very low intelligence, lol. I do live in Britain but I still believe you can be funny without swearing. And I DO like him, especially as he is a Tamil like my husband. I agree that these words don't harm anyone, but perhaps I am a bit older now, having grown up without the need of swear words and I find it sad that it has become acceptable, the norm even. Happy Easter 🐰

[@shsh-he5qg]

@@sabinelandau2330 my favourite word is C*NT

[@melodymelody-os4ip]

He is insulting his children and mother especially with the F word.....how can this be humour?

[@enemde3025]

You must be American !!

[@Iron-Bridge]

You're the problem not him.

[@KelleysQuiltsandCruises]

It’s funny for anyone who doesn’t have a stick up their *#$$&

[@saphire9934]

Best comedians are this guy and Ricky Gervais definitely ❤