Ron & Fez - Billy's Questionable Sobriety

[@Snowmanse]

One of the funniest things about these Staples videos is that for every video where he is claiming to be sober, there is another video that takes place in the future where he admits he was lying in that prior video, but he's sober now. With another video in the future admitting he was lying then, and so on.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Good point, he almost has his own law: "For every 'sober' Billy clip, there is an equal but opposite Billy clip"

[@hankw78]

Thank would be an awesome saga to have on one upload

[@SaiyanJumpman]

@@hankw78 wrong show for the whole saga thing don’t group us all into one Howard shaped box

[@bradweinbrand8149]

Amazing

[@bigcatclassics6759]

It's a beautiful cycle of madness

[@bigcatclassics6759]

54:28 this is the same exact caller who called up to say he was "Assistant District Attorney for Nassau County" when Billy was talking about molesting a passed out girl he drove home

[@11co5955]

RIP Big Cat, can't believe you are gone

[@pwr70]

Whoop whoop. Another R&F just in time for the long drive home.

[@kennedybrendon3623]

I started listening around 2008 and it quickly became my favorite radio show of all time. I figured there was no way the show was just as good before 2008 , but the Billy Staples all dukes era is amazing as well. And bonus, Fez is not mute

[@frankwhite7878]

Drive to work for me

[@M.OD.21]

18:49 omg - listen to him make up that lie on the spot. Lmao

[@SaiyanJumpman]

Some of Billy’s first words on this video are “Like I said” at the start of a segment when he has not yet said anything (lied). But mentally he has already committed and is living the lie he has not yet told. That brilliant scamp.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Similar to Earl Douglas and his tendency to begin a statement with "...and again", "Nah", or "What?" regardless of what was said to him.

[@MickeyMerris]

Billy is a plotter . Earl is harmless. Billy is willing to sacrifice and use a whole bikini bar biz just to make his lies more believable.

[@brucegrossman3531]

Billy's apology anthology is still my favorite bit.

[@bigcatclassics6759]

32:08 how does Ron not understand why this guy is calling in to bust on Billy? Lol. Ofc Ron knows why the guy is getting a kick out of it. Ron would have these momentary lapses - like he forgot he was on a show & he really wanted to protect Billy. They could've grilled him hard here and they took it pretty easy on him. At least Ron did. Lol. Fezzy was brilliant here.

[@frankwhite7878]

Reminds me the time an ex co worker of lady di called into Opie and Anthony to talk about what a dummy she was to work with, and the guy wasn’t even that mad and Opie kept saying “but why the anger? Can you please explain the anger? And kept saying it over and over. They would literally scream at lady di and tell her to die but this guy had inexplainable anger to Opie lol

[@fausto104]

Fez laughing had me on tears. R.I.P Fezzy.

[@BrockerArtworks]

Billy makes Earl look honest.

[@roberttulibacki9184]

Billy Staples was truly the gift that keeps giving.

[@dooberto]

I’m surprised Pilly Staples never caught on.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I'm only a coupla minutes in & this is gonna be good: Billy has a million excuses & zero responsibility.

[@M.OD.21]

Love it when Billy lies and gets caught

[@SaiyanJumpman]

Billy’s tells are all over the place on this one. Stammering, double talk and tonal shifts left and right.

[@jeffreycroop2265]

I like the fact he never got the two people to confirm his story of why he wasn’t at the club

[@donedeal00051]

11:50 Radio Shark?

[@M.OD.21]

That was the shark. His early calls were the best. Just pure nonsense or insanity

[@captainwohop]

Billy’s such an entertaining, lying PoS. Keep them coming 🍊

[@jamesreyes858]

My guess is Billy probably committed a hit and run on a pole and had to lie.

[@M.OD.21]

That is always what i thought happened with Billy that night. I believe he did crash his car but wrecked it on some random object where another party didnt need to call the cops. He was a horrible liar.

[@MickeyMerris]

Ronnie actually believed Billy. It was so obvious he was lying . You didn't even need to know any facts ,his nervous chuckles and audible smile gave him away off the break.

[@jepito29]

Fez was like a sniper here!

[@Mrz-bq2yb]

It viscerally disgusts me that Billy describes his bruise as an egg. What a gross human being.

[@Tinyman.]

thank ya buddaayy

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Billy's lucky he got all of this out of his system before cameraphones & social media were really popular, he'd have no way to make excuses then.

[@coolboy5245]

Also he's like 65 now and still alive. Lucky indeed

[@Dre2Dee2]

He'd be in jail for rape to be honest

[@bries1769]

He was such a liar

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I love it when R&F and the listeners are calling him out on his shit & he has nowhere to slither off to.

[@johnadrian278]

Great videos I have them on repeat all day and all night. Working and sleeping. I know it's a process but I never knew what happened between mikey D and fez. Do you have access to that material? If you do you should upload it

[@bradweinbrand8149]

"Bobby Staples"

[@cajagress6806]

All ron and fez vids deserve 100 thousands of views at least. Goes to show how dumb this country really is

[@MelBrewer]

Is that Joe poo at around 43 minutes?

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Sounded like him right before the eight minute mark, they did his whole calling someone a "faygit" with a "d in their mouth" gimmick.

[@DessertDeserts]

Who was joe poo?

[@ACE_1311]

It's so creepy sounding when Ron calls women a chick or darling. Yuck

[@johnmchugh8049]

Compared to billy thinking getting a lap dance is a good thing ? Stop creating accounts staples

[@teddasaurusrex2158]

Why?

[@teddasaurusrex2158]

Why was it so hard for them to believe that people would use the local radio drunks name to get free drinks?

[@jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash]

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