Ron & Fez - Chicken Parm II

In the most ironic of all ironies, Billy Staples appears at the Big Ass Night of Frights in a chicken parm hero costume. The following night Billy is given foreshadowed news.
Original Airdates: 10/31/02, 11/01/02, 11/04/02
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[@paulnewstead9693]

I would kill for for a chicken parm mouse pad.

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

That girl seemed great for Billy. They both lie horribly

[@oneskinnyhonky]

That caller at 7:22 nailed Billy with the constant "I won everything when I was growing up" stories. Then he jinxes himself by saying, "I'm not gonna let anyone ruin this night for me." No one but his 'faithful' sidekick Breast Girl.

[@SaiyanJumpman]

The way he throws it in there like everyone is waiting to hear him is a touch of genius at work though in terms of it being no big deal that he won the 🥇 ‘s as this was before all the pressures and bad breaks his adulthood would yield so nothing else could be expected.

[@mdr55]

Memories. Can't believe Al is the same Al from the Boomer and Gio show on WFAN. Was cool when Ron called in to say congrats on Al Dukes on his radio anniversary on the Carton and Evans show. Ronnie B!

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

Didn’t Carton get arrested in a ticket scam?

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Further evidence of Billy's delusion: he hasn't really even *kissed* this girl but considers them to be in a relationship. He's so desperate for a girl (around his daughter's age) to accept him into her life.

[@renegaderadioboston5627]

I heard all this live and hearing it again is just as funny. Thanks for the upload budddddie.

[@MS69]

Thanks for all the uploads! It’s always good to hear the AlDukes/ Billy Staples era

[@bigcatclassics6759]

Nothing better than listening to an indignant, confident Billy Staples get brought back down into the gutter. I'm 7mins in. I never caught this bit back in 2003 so idk how this ends.

[@krdragon6950]

20:42 The mess up thing is that this girl NEVER once said she was sorry during the whole phone call.

[@Data__Point_]

thanks Buddddddday! been looking for this for ages!

[@dennismitarotondo]

Chicken Parm Girl sounds like a winner.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Yeah, there's no innocent people in this situation: she's a flake for doing that to him, he's a dweeb for setting himself up for disappointment (yet again). It is hilariously entertaining radio though & I'm so glad this finally got posted.

[@paulie.walnuts2838]

She is probably hugely overweight now , saggy breasts and 5 kids to 4 different guys .

[@captainwohop]

What’s the story of Chicken Parm part I?? Love the Billy uploads, budday 🙌🏼

[@mcwsu78]

Billy bought a chicken parm hero for a gal at Xmas party and she ended up sucking face with another dude.

[@SithLordAnakin]

Whores... pretty much that was passed around the station

[@SaiyanJumpman]

The great part about this one is the genuine surprise Billy has for this happening. An eternal optimist with no foresight. Rationalizing, trying to warn about the damage it will do to him (to have a reason to use something), the audible noises of disbelief “ahh haaa”, and lastly his self esteem which spirals between highs and lows on a dime. Highs thinking he could get a 20 something year old who just got implants when he has staple scars and is a trainwreck. Lows by revisiting the original pain that this happening 10 months before caused him. Can someone find his Venmo I feel like he could use a few bucks. He is no doubt very upset his disability didn’t allow him to collect pandemic unemployment.

[@MickeyMerris]

Not directly related but do you have any idea why Ron spends so much energy trying to defend her in this and several other segments ? I dont get it.

[@yarghhargh9345]

You can't blame a woman for doing woman things

[@drewlyons]

Great clip. Thank ya budday

[@SD_702]

Thanks buddays!

[@johnmchugh8049]

Almost as uncomfortable as lobster claws

[@brucegrossman3531]

Nothing will top that train wreck

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Earl ripping off Leykis with "Earl 101" and "drop that bitch"

[@zepherscotty]

Inky belongs to the streets.

[@bigcatclassics6759]

10:35 Ron teling him to stop talking like that 🤣🤣🤣. Why is Billy talking in that voice? He sounds like an ace hole. I guess it's his super hero voice? God is he awful 🤣

[@Youmeandacupoftee]

32:07 why inky???? Listen to the guys in the background😂

[@jeffreycroop2265]

Do you have audio of chicken parm 1?

[@OhBuddays]

I do not. I believe I found out what date it was aired on but cannot find the full show for that date.

[@paulie.walnuts2838]

I knew chick's like this inky , instead of being honest and saying they are young and want to possibly fck around and keep options open , they drag some poor s.o.b around on a leash. As big of a mess billy obviously is , its sort of on her .

[@lucrative6477]

Yeah…it’s totally the girls fault for not hooking up with someone twice their age. Sounds like you need some therapy man. She can’t hurt you anymore.