Ron & Fez - Dave snaps at Fez

4/28/10 + 4/30/10

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Fez sounds like a kid that was forced to share his birthday.

[@mikealexander2005]

I've been listening to these for a lot of years now. Honestly, the master level of manipulation that Ronnie displays is truly chilling. The way he has put the crew together over years and then the level of subtlety displayed as he gently pulls strings to move an already unstable crew of people very slowly closer to meltdown is absolutely stunning. It definitely made for great radio but damn, this dude is cold.

[@GRYNGE7]

You're 100% spot on. Ron is a legit manipulate pos. An autistic, diabetic Hanibal Lector

[@davidperez5089]

A cold blooded ring master. Vince McMahon took lessons from Ron B.!!!

[@dickbehringer7064]

That is so true. Ronnie B is a legend. From what I’ve heard of recent Bennington shows, he’s a lot more chilled out and the show is now more about hanging out and having fun. Could be wrong, though, haven’t heard a lot of it

[@fifacraft49]

Fez was jealous because he wasn’t the unhealthiest person on the show for a day

[@stustu9717]

He was the gayest though and that’s worse.

[@diogoravasco6792]

@@stustu9717 He died, don't you know that now you have to pretend he was a great dude?

[@frankwhite7878]

@@diogoravasco6792lol this is the best comment and Ron Pretending that all the bits that made him look bad were fake, even though the only one he cited as being fake was steak gate which was obviously a bit

[@xSEEDxLESSx]

RIP Fezzie, I never listened to the show but have become a fan over the last year through youtube recomendations. Thanks ya blueberry!

[@Rob_Kates]

Fez makes it about himself, shocking.

[@Velocimackerel]

I honest to God cannot tell if this was a bit or not.

[@brandonb3174]

Psychologists would have hours of research from this show

[@ddevineisofine]

This is fez's worst moment in my opinion

[@CaptainWwowW]

The amount of times I see "was this a work" convinces me that this show was brilliant

[@evansgate]

this is perhaps Fez at his worst.

[@MegaJables19]

Seriously, hes unlistenable like this

[@alexburky9124]

Yeah most of the time you could at least wonder if it was work or shoot. This sadly is a shoot

[@pdrysdal]

yikes, four years ago with the same work that fez can't be human.

[@Rufus_McMillian]

Not sure why Fez could not understand the difference between “pain” and “serious”

[@oddwhims]

Ronnie stirring the pot again

[@CaptainWwowW]

"Dave needs my full attention right now" lmao

[@sedatedjeff00]

Dave absolutely remembers this haha, if they were giving him percocet they were giving him like 20mg at a time at the absolute most which unless the person has an incredible sensitivity to opiates would not make most people black out. It's possible I suppose but I somehow doubt it. Not that I'm defending fez of course, it's times like these where I snap out of any sympathy I might have for him and his shitty life.

[@jennpenn5]

Heroin Holiday He's always claiming to not remember shit after drinking too. I don't buy that either.

[@davidperez5089]

Making nice bucks and being on nationwide radio sounds shitty to you?!

[@psilocyble3053]

Fluuuiiid

[@jamesd.6979]

Tissuuue

[@randomconsumer4494]

Buuh yyeah build up of fffffflluiid in the tissue, buuuh yyeah uuuh.

[@neplusultra8830]

Dr. Steve Chipperson...asah, asah, asah...

[@DoodooSwaggy]

RIP Fezzie. Look how they massacred my boy.

[@alyxi]

Let me just drive a truck through this..

[@BlibbaBlob]

Bet Fez doesn't wish he was the heart attack king anymore, huh?

[@Rufus_McMillian]

Damn dude

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Ahhhh, fuck ‘em

[@Mallen5.5.17.Q]

Never heard this catching up wish I knew about this back in the day. Heard a lot catching up. I hope this was a bit by Fez

[@gameclipse8799]

I was never into Ron and Fez until recently listening to many clips on KZbin. I don't know how to take Fez, Is it a work? I love when Ronnie goes in on him though. that matchbook incident was so cringey and so entertaining.

[@TheSimpleBeatsTV]

I think a lot of this Fez as the heel stuff is a work. Either way it was great radio!

[@booates]

its obviously a work, depression and mental illness is actually a myth. people dont ever have problems, especially not people on the radio

[@frankjohnson123]

It's a bit, you dope.

[@jbo4547]

@@frankjohnson123 towards the end it was certainly not a bit

[@NickyD]

@@booates wrong mental llness and despression arent a myth your way wrong

[@cohaagen90]

Fez stinks. Dave Rules.

[@JacaboBlanco]

From ah. And ah. Uhm. Uh. And. Uh.

[@shaymis6677]

Fez sounds like a child

[@millyonair9225]

ultimately, "Fez" won. good for him.

[@booates]

what the fuck

[@chrisryan7283]

old wrestling clips RULE!

[@jamesd.6979]

Does anybody know why Ron is constantly talking about that shitty interrobang site? Is it his? I never understood why hes constantly plugging that garbage site, I refuse to believe anyone actually reads it

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

He definitely gets a taste. It’s obvious

[@Mallen5.5.17.Q]

Take it back it’s not a bit. After all I heard wish I could feel sorry for Fez

[@PrivateAckbar]

Fez reminds me of Nicholson in As Good As It Gets, interrupting peoples sad stories with his shit for love and attention.

[@lithium23]

Clearly a work.

[@vaughncollins1386]

Fez is the worst. Ronnie B is the only reason I’ve ever liked the show

[@birdcall8683]

A great work...One of the funniest Fez moments 10:30.

[@edwardkenney1522]

This is hilarious to me because I was doing cancer treatment years ago and I was sitting there and the doc says "does your heart or chest feel weird?" I said no, I feel fine. Why? The doctor says I have pericarditis. Then we just moved on with life. Dave made a week long bit out of it. I should've told everyone I was dying and got some percs.

[@michaelcostello5434]

Ron is just as bad as Fez. Talk about someone who milked a good 5 year span into decades.

[@marty7432]

Dave never understands the premise of the bit.

[@peterpratsch7223]

Perhaps he does and he fed into it with frantic antagonization.

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Go ahead and explain the bit to everyone, Opie

[@chipfreedom8598]

I hate Fez

[@benjamingoldberg1378]

fez was literally never funny. "the ibang" had something about fez today. fez has seriously NEVER been funny. brb

[@jennpenn5]

He's never been nearly as quick or witty as Ron but he did used to be entertaining and fun to listen to.

[@lithium23]

Yeah they talked of a time of when fez was hilarious but as far back as the very early 2000s he was just an average radio guy with many signs of what was to come.

[@deadskrillaskrit2078]

Thaaaank you, I always thought this but not enough of a fan of this show to know the past to form an opinion

[@jamesd.6979]

Agreed. And the ibang is a garbage site too.

[@silversnail1413]

If you want to hear how funny Ron is without Fez, just tune into Bennington. It's a real laugh riot.

[@randomconsumer4494]

This is 1 of 2 times I have wanted to bash Fezzy in the face with a deadblow... This and that time he made fun of Roland for crying... Deadblow, the plastic side, sweeping downward motion across the bridge of the nose.

[@peterpratsch7223]

Some desires are best left to fantasy. Battery can be a life sentence.

[@JB-ts9ut]

Dave should've been fired on the spot this day.

[@potheadkennewick]

Fuck off

[@JB-ts9ut]

Good comeback

[@MrAppie9090]

Fez should've been slammed on the spot. He's the kind of guy that sees you after you lose a leg, tells you to get over it, and starts whining about how much harder his thing was

[@jennpenn5]

Why? For creating an entertaining radio segment?

[@silversnail1413]

Dave ended up getting fucked in the long run anyway due to his own stupidity, so I'd say it all worked out in the end.