Ron & Fez - Earl and the Poison tickets

8/8/06, 8/9/06 - Earl can’t get Mikey D Poison tickets

[@hankw78]

What a tremendous clash between Earl's incompetence and Mikey's entitlement.

[@zeliminator666]

Mike fucking sucks at least earl makes it funny to listen to.

[@jamesd.6979]

I love Ronnie defending Mikey even though he knows god damn well he's an ungrateful piece of shit.. Ron the Puppetmaster in peak form here.

[@sara107610]

I am 100% with Earl on this one.

[@shutupstupid5630]

Sara Fornication Same

[@JacaboBlanco]

This is probably the one and only time I'll say that I agree with Earl.

[@brianhacker9194]

I will NEVER say that I'm "with" Earl

[@crazybasham911]

@@brianhacker9194 it’s okay to come out of the closet, it’s 2022 after all!!

[@gregmajewski3406]

I haven't listened yet, but I disagree. Earl has never been in the right in his life.

[@peonmyhall]

Ron is a genius for being able to pretend that Mikey D is a normal reasonable guy for all these years. He knows a good heel when he hears it. Everybody else just snaps at his insanity.

[@jennpenn5]

peonmyhall True. Although Mikey is so hateable that even Ron dropped the bit to correct him a few times.

[@metalmayhem3622]

That Lenay call has to be rehearsed/coerced. What the fuck is front and back tickets? Why is a 9 year old girl demanding that?

[@Andrew-ly6yf]

It's funny all the R&F clips out there, this is the first time I hear them all rally together over anything

[@demmett72]

Dave is a genius. Him sided with Earl is great.

[@DHodges187]

Classic Ron and Fez > anything currently on the entire SXM platform. ANYTHING!

[@Demendred]

If they were smart, they would have had a channel of nothing but Ron and Fez. From the first to the last show. I'd sub for life.

[@DHodges187]

fortunately i have a huge archive of most every xm show. And I was a paid subscriber from Dec 04 till just about a year ago.

[@Demendred]

Doyle Hodges Then you have something worth more than gold.

[@BeatsNBassNRhymes]

Doyle Hodges howd you get the archive? is it available for download?

[@DHodges187]

years ago. Dont think those sources have existed in years now.

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

Bro, you can’t afford three tickets to Poison, you don’t have $50 to pay for a puppet.

[@paulhendrick5857]

“ If they were playing outside my house I wouldn’t look out the window “ . I feel the same way , Poison is awful.

[@ronaldcatullus]

tss tss poison why not venom or somethin tss tss

[@bentrend]

I kept waiting for it to be revealed that the ticket mixup actually was completely Earl’s fault and he was lying. It just felt so bizarre hearing Dave and Fez defending him

[@Snowmanse]

Mikey D had done a ton of weird shit to them by this point. Search "Dave calls the cops on Mikey D"

[@reddeath707]

​@Snowmanse Thanks for the recommendation. I got into R&F in the past few months and was looking for more.

[@RKO36]

I can listen to Earl clips all day. Keep doing God's work with these.

[@BillySeiling]

LET ME FINISH!

[@frozenpoopy]

WHY? WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

[@zeliminator666]

Yea but mike makes everything terrible.

[@thirdguy4589]

Earl clips are life. thank you friend.

[@deinse82]

God, the callers are so bad.

[@friedporchetta]

I love the way Ron dismisses them. Something I wish Opie would do on O&A.

[@NickyD]

eral isnt wrong for once tickets are subject to change unless you pay or signed a paper tickets can be always changed earl you win for once

[@mgm8822]

Mikey D sounds like Mustang Sally from the Sopranos.

[@JacaboBlanco]

I love when Ron gets fake upset with someone's comment 😂 "Don't use slave anymore. That has a negative connotation" Lol

[@matthewgriffin7857]

White people are so scared, of black people🤣

[@ahbigkevin2440]

“Can i ever get my Puppet back?” 5 minutes later “PUPPET!” -Dave to Mikey D IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD! I FORGOT ABOUT THE PUPPET BEING STOLEN BIT! HAHAHA!!! I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was 14 years ago! The hardest ive laughed in years!!! RON AND FEZ! NOON TO 3

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Shut up you 14 year old fat girl

[@UNDERLINEDINC]

Thank you again for all this hard work.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"Mikey loves Poison" Then he should be punished for his sham marriage, not to mention getting a child involved, by being made to stay home.

[@wolff4646]

I love how it's all about the puppet for dave

[@tomseery791]

Al Dukes could have gotten the tickets

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Mikey D sounds just like Sam Losco

[@vetobandito2635]

Janoy Cresva he is

[@QuintTheSharker]

Caveman with cave teeth

[@DHodges187]

Maybe Helen was upset cuz the 3rd ticket was for the guy she was cheating on MIkey with? ahhhhh yes. Im so glad Lenay turned out to be a lil snoop and busted mommy for cheating.

[@jamesrustler6022]

Doyle Hodges how do you know that story?

[@peonmyhall]

When was this news revealed? Can you blame her for cheating on mikey d?

[@DHodges187]

cant recall exact date and time... Ive listened to thousands of hours of Ron and fez and O and A. BUT yes Lenay read her moms diary. or I made the entire thing up...... Best I can suggest for you sir is do your own homework.

[@vetobandito2635]

Doyle Hodges. yikes. every comment you make is so unbearably cringey and douche chill inducing.

[@JacaboBlanco]

@@vetobandito2635 be nice to him. He has an archive of thousands of hours of classic Ron and Fez. Hey bud, I love your comments. Now upload your archives plz thanks

[@Demendred]

Earls luscious locks of hair

[@chrisaltobelli]

Emo Earl is such an odd look for him.

[@mydogdoobie]

Anyone know where I can get more clips? Usually I just search KZbin for ron and fez but I feel like I'm missing a lot. Mind u that I've been clip hunting (not intensively) for about 4 years now. Appreciate any direction.

[@mikefingers8909]

archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22Ron+and+Fez%22

[@mydogdoobie]

@@mikefingers8909 thank you so much! Wow, what a gift! Thank thank u again!

[@darboy16]

Wow, I’ve never heard everybody on the show being on Earl’s side before. I’m so proud of Fez and Dave for sticking up for Earl. But then again it lets you know how insufferable Mikey was being.

[@LMLR187]

ronnie was slowly losing his shit at the fact that he couldn't put the guys against Earl in the beginning, then the phone call happened.

[@jennpenn5]

Elems187 I think he under estimated everyone's true hate for Mikey D. He's so despicable they couldn't even fake being on his side for a bit.

[@jamesrustler6022]

more earl!!!

[@kevinericsnell4092]

Babyface turn for Earl, like Virgil and Ted DiBiase!

[@DeeDeeM88]

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" lmaooo

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

thank you

[@kirkangel525]

I remember hearing this live on XM

[@ronaldcatullus]

I feel dirty being on Earl’s side

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

he sounds like dice on ice

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"He played the part of Marv, and he played it well." Finally, something I can agree with Ron Bennington about. ....I hope he wasn't being sarcastic...

[@cowboydan8021]

Why do you even waste your time listening?

[@backforblood3421]

@@cowboydan8021 Well, you would never believe what I am subject to, which causes my existence to be drastically different and infinitely more excruciating than that of anyone subject to any atrocity of which you are likely aware. In this state, I sometimes glean some kind of offsetting of the least bit of this hell from listening to such things, and I desperately need all the offsetting of it I can get. It isn't a matter of agreeing with nor even liking anyone on the show.

[@Youmeandacupoftee]

What's the deal with the puppet? Everytime Dave brings it up, it pisses off Mikey D...

[@doodooswaggy3825]

"And Again..." The Earl Douglas Story

[@sexualnapalm8498]

Ron is christ

[@bries1769]

Were the D’s doing a bit or are they this crazy?

[@zeliminator666]

Mike sucks so badddddddddddddd for this! Fez was right.

[@metamorphic8797]

I cannot believe I’m siding so hard with earl over Ron.. Imagine if Ron promised earl a steak dinner but the restaurant was closed at the last minute. If earl told Ronnie it was fine but told on him to wiki, I’m sure the fucking building would be on fire

[@jennpenn5]

Ron knows Mikey is a dick. He’s creating a bit.

[@metamorphic8797]

@@jennpenn5 totally agree haha I realized that the second time I listened to that. Apologies to the master

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

"When...black become white?" When Earl and the Afrocentrists started reinterpreting the book of Genesis.

[@TheCountfilth]

To be fair, ALL interpretations are bullshit, so whatever.

[@booates]

@@TheCountfilth not all bullshit is equal

[@pdrysdal]

ESD: 'Shit happens, thats a phrase the family should get to know. Earl tried and it didn't work.' Hey Dave, I know Ron and Fez and Earl and Opie said that they'd help you get a raise but shit happens. Maybe thats a phrase you should get to know.

[@jcsharkster]

p drysdale Take a little, give a little!

[@AirBuddDwyer]

@@jcsharkster That's the glory of love

[@chrisaltobelli]

Ok there settle down now Mikey...

[@Fucklifedeadshit]

He got to know it and left. How many other people cry about their job for 40 years and then retire?