ron swanson hating birthdays for 9 minutes 24 seconds straight | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

[@mattcap11]

"I do want that. Please do that for me." 😂😂😂

[@Snookbone]

We heard

[@coredefect6134]

​@@Snookboneits called a reaction to what he said ✨️✨️✨️

[@seabeans4165]

@@Snookbonewho pissed in your cheerios?

[@joebenzz]

@@seabeans4165 Probably one of the sombrero guys 😆

[@WJen8]

I've reached the age where Leslie's birthday for Ron is extremely attractive. Sure I could set it up myself but having someone do it for me - that's the real gift!

[@inguy21333]

Idk why but I was reading this in Ron’s voice. 😂

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

I'm 27 and that looks like my ideal birthday. Don't think it's necessarily an age thing but rather personality perhaps.

[@wenotoutside]

Its perfect, the only thing for me is the movie choice but other than that p e r f e c t

[@katza831]

​@@zaanredelinghuys191same except change scotch to rye and river Kwai to mash and hogens heroes

[@zaanredelinghuys191]

@@katza831 I guess depending on whether you like scotch or not, but Lagavulin 16y is one of the best things I have ever tasted. I would suggest giving it a try at least once, if you can.

[@TheBaseballGuy9]

2:47 Leslie at this point did not know Ron was Duke Silver. That means Leslie gave April a general task like "pretend to order balloons" and April thought through how she could make it even worse on Ron.

[@MrWhateverfits]

Exactly.

[@Martin_Hermann]

I still can't believe how well written these characters are! Someone put a lot of thought into this!

[@keving8006]

I can't believe how well done that steak is! Ron, who worships meat in all it's forms, has his birthday steak cooked medium well to well done???!!! Blasphemy!

[@raphaelregnault6914]

@@keving8006 Hey ! Don't cook shame people ! To each his own !

[@Big_Div]

@@keving8006well he didn’t decide how his steak was cooked and it was a gift no point in complaining

[@ImTMZ]

2:47 April knowing Ron's "secret" is by far one of the funniest gags

[@speedracr7]

April is a ride or die friend

[@Pharoax]

Duke silver

[@FiksIIanzO]

Leslie didn't just give Ron the perfect birthday party, she also screwed with him until the last moment. You can guarantee Ron appreciated that. He's right. That's a terrifying level of thoughtfulness

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

6:32 that flinch is everything

[@MISTAWULFY]

I guarantee Chris kissing Ron for his birthday was ad libbed, the whole thing looked like they were about to lose it

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love that end clip with Ron talking about how he “doesn’t” want a series of elaborate puzzles for his next birthday.😉🤣 Also, Leslie really is the Queen of Gift-giving.😉

[@blackshyguy2160]

That solo birthday party Leslie set up for him was so incredibly sweet I teared up a little admittedly

[@rufaiajala]

Me too 🥲❤

[@Madninja657]

That exchange about Andy’s and Ron’s age “difference” was just a flawless combination of hilarious writing, incredible timing, and perhaps some brilliant improvisation? Just *chef’s kiss.*

[@alixxander82]

Coach

[@Dctctx]

Ron giving April a SIG Sauer is the most Ron Swanson thing I’ve ever seen

[@dylanking6960]

I'm surprised he would purchase a European pistol. I figured he would be fully part of the Cult of the 1911.

[@LucienWolfhound]

I first thought it a bit weird that he would give her a SIG and not an american made firearm, but when he said he is re-gifting it made sense again. Brilliant.

[@hermann9921]

Gotta protect your property

[@keithwill42]

Ron reaction after that kiss is hilarious 😂

[@sethevans5318]

I love how she respected his wishes

[@KaiDrawsShit03]

I'm a lot like Ron when it comes to birthdays. Even when i was a kid I hated having big parties. My favorite birthday was me and two of my friends having a sleepover and watching Harry Potter. We didnt even sing happy birthday, just hung out, drew, and talked about our favorite moments from 'Goblet of Fire'. Still makes me smile thinking about it.

[@JabamiLain]

Good for you. That does sound special.

[@x3BobO]

Chris kissing Ron on the mouth like it’s normal is so good.

[@ultravioletron]

5:00 The moment Ron became Bill in Last of Us

[@8040titan]

Ron looked like his organs were shutting down while she was explaining her Birthday surprise..lol

[@58lukum]

He’s like me. I don’t want a huge birthday I just want what I want and what I enjoy. A nice glass of whiskey and some good food whilst enjoying some peace and quiet.

[@henryjones2766]

I feel like you and i would get along very well

[@billysunday7507]

Snatch

[@kitlee172]

2:40 Ron, describing some of Leslie’s qualities… almost scared the cat I lol’d so hard 🤣🙀

[@kitlee172]

Enter Chris… who upon finding out Ron’s birthday was coming up, grabbed Ron’s face with both hands and kissed him. Ron’s response 4:43 and me losing it… cat now gone to someplace where no lol’g is going on 😂🎉

[@Merylstreep1949]

I want a Ron Swanson birthday so bad

[@helljumper5601]

I think we all do.

[@pizzarat5097]

"Did you get that out of my purse?" "Doesn't matter" 💀

[@GodSlayerMael]

Ron is the best character in the show 😂

[@Metagrinner]

This reminds me of this friend I went to tech with. Everyone kept wishing him a happy birthday. He came up to me and "You're the only one who didn't wish me a happy birthday". To this day, I've never experienced such gratitude as I did that day.

[@maximillian875]

Amy Poehler has such a proud smile. I love her.

[@myneoangel4299]

The scene of Ron asking for a scavenger hunt for his birthday is brilliantly written and executed. I just love it so much!

[@bigdog1002]

Ron smashing steak, while eating bacon as a side dish and chugging Lagavulin is epic.

[@RockSmithStudio]

5:04 his reaction 🤣

[@ScottyBennitone]

“ my house isn’t even on a street” 😂

[@brndnwilks]

Since this episode, every year I celebrate a Ron Swanson birthday.

[@tarotableguidance]

It was cool how she made a plan that ended up with everyone knowing when his birthday was.

[@aspd00]

I really really really REALLY need a good friend like Leslie in my life right now

[@JoeyP946]

Ron's facial expressions and dry statements is what I live for

[@bastysoriano5030]

My language of love is gift-giving. If I'm rich I would be like Leslie to all my family and friends.

[@defs8073]

Which is selfish to people who hate gifts

[@Agentfleabag]

Man. Leslie is so sweet for the birthday for Ron. She knows him well.

[@leonardoespino9780]

Lol what a nice coincidence… it is my birthday today 🤣🤣🤣 I wished I knew a Leslie knope for it to plan my birthday 🤣 it would be FUN!

[@chessman88]

happy birthday! cant give you a Leslie style birthday gift, but send you best wishes and remind you - you are an amazing person! have fun:)

[@jukkininth4837]

happy birthday ron

[@mwart2649]

Happy birthday! Hope it was great! :)

[@jimmychenczf]

Wow, happy birthday!

[@Sephoronstew]

Hehe have a happy birthday!🎉

[@slypto]

Lmao he had his birthday redacted

[@ctdieselnut]

I'd appreciate a gun as a gift any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Very thoughtful ron.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

5:03 rob Lowe can give me a birthday kiss on the lips anytime

[@garrypurplewall4216]

I legit felt happy for Ron at the end of that episode, it was a good feeling watching him enjoy himself

[@MyStranger10]

I was physically cringing when Ann was describing her birthday😅

[@ufo6172]

5:03 wtf😂😂😂

[@MrVassago89]

The characters in this show are so incredibly well written.

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Ron is missing out on everything he’s too sentimental

[@SKing2194]

He is just an introvert

[@JackMoore0311]

As Ron is my spirit animal I can tell you from his perspective he’s not missing anything

[@Blade2xtremeFTW]

As someone who also dislikes his birthday, I love this episode so much. Nice simple quiet bday

[@brndnwilks]

That's near the end of the movie, it took Ron over two hours to eat that steak.

[@SharkBait19904]

Starting in Middle School I stopped telling people my birthday. I didn't want it being announced over the PA System. Somehow Junior year in High School a girl I never really talked to found out what day my birthday was and told the office to announce it. No clue how she found it yet props to her to learning something even my friends didn't know.

[@johnindigo5477]

0:48 did this ever air? I swear I've never seen this. 😂

[@zacharyharms3149]

Hands down. Ron’s birthday “surprise” is my favorite scene from the entire show.

[@KingOfStopMotion]

I need someone like Ron to purchase a gun for me, one of the best gifts

[@OperatorPreacher3147]

I think everybody wants in their life should never Ron Swanson birthday party where it's just you relaxing drinking fine whiskey with premium meet watching your favorite classic movie

[@michaelscofield3584]

As someone who hates birthdays , I can totally relate to Mr. Ron Swanson.

[@captainsmileyface60]

I imagine the double barrel on Ron’s desk is always loaded and ready

[@MrWhateverfits]

For Ron birthday when April was messing with him the first clue should have been the inflatable saxophones. Only she knew he was Duke Silver at the time so why would Leslie ask her to get them?

[@jamespwalter13]

I wish we could see the scavenger hunt birthday

[@Seriousgreeen]

5:00 he was kissed on the mouth. 😂 what!?

[@Michael-kd1ho]

The older i get, the more appealing a Ron Swanson birthday party seems.

[@joemurphy5769]

The older I get the more I relate to Ron.

[@skateboard_sandwich]

What about the inflatable saxophones?!

[@maverick1046]

If someone did a bday like that for me I’d fall in love aha

[@_stoatchaser]

That is my perfect birthday. Might change the films to Zulu and the Italian Job though

[@XiahouJoe]

Ron wouldn't get her 'licensed up' when giving her the gun. She's old enough. Its a gift not a sale from a dealer. It's hers no license needed. Let alone his character and and politics not aside you don't need a license for the 2nd Amendment. This is the same Ron that things night hunting without a license is ok. Shows the writers get it but don't at times.

[@rettbull9100]

Ron: I hate loud noises Likes shooting guns and watches movie with explosions. Think he's lying.

[@sagarah8217]

Haven’t celebrated a b-day since I was 18. Ron and I have something in common 😂

[@LadyyM11]

lol his face after Chris kissed him 😂

[@icarusthefinal3206]

"I don't like loud noises." -Man who loves using power tools and guns.

[@mikecziraky2037]

He has a picture of bacon and eggs on his office wall

[@stephenmanak6024]

I love Ron!!!

[@SoldierBoy3064]

Ron said and freeze their bank accounts 😅

[@hollowzangetsu]

Best birthday gift ever. Meat, whisky, tv and silence exactly how I like it. Sadly I'm married

[@arbin.m.5089]

As a successful single 31 year old man who has never been married with no children, I appreciate the reminder to remain so.

[@SoldierBoy3064]

this fool Andy said here's what it is, you're my lacrosse coach 😅

[@rojersmith4328]

Best birthday party ever!

[@anniel13]

🤣🤣🤣 refreshing to see... good job. It's me when I found out about my baby shower.... Cute.😎

[@mynameisjeff8785]

I just finished the show and now im literally depressed right now. And i like saying no it lowers their enthusiasm ps. This show has made me realize how much i hate my goverment

[@warbirb9774]

I can't believe there's 9 minutes of Birthdays

[@derekaustin3744]

The barrel on that gun looked way too big for a .22

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

Years of the birthdays

[@Justlooking94]

OMFG, I am Ron Swanson

[@Lil-Britches]

Today actually IS my bday 🎉 4 19 woot 🎉

[@italianduded1161]

8:29 AAAAAAAAH! A MONSTER!

[@Dragon-King1232]

I hate birthdays and i want a Ron Swanson birthday so bad

[@zalearoze4308]

i ❤ ron

[@maxfu2773]

I was very confused when I read the tag on Ron's steak at the end, then I realized it was an R, not a P

[@TheXiastro]

I have the absolute same approach to my birthday as Ron. Even some of my closest friends have no idea of my age, nor the exact day. Wheneve they ask me, I say it is not important. Because that is how it is. It was never important for anyone, so why should it be different now.

[@jukkininth4837]

birthday are to signify that you are now a year closer to your death. be it a reminder to us mere mortals that we are but a weak creature struggling every single day to ensure continuity of human species that will ultimately end up in death. a pointless struggle.

[@GodSlayerMael]

@@jukkininth4837 jeez who hurt you 😂

[@jukkininth4837]

@@GodSlayerMael the rumbling.

[@jukkininth4837]

@keepitsecret-dl1pr u not in war

[@lordraifwoulson]

I just watched Bridge on the river Kwai last night.

[@TheDirtysouthfan]

This is revenge for when Ron won Woman of the Year and rubbed it in Leslie’s face.

[@belleame9053]

5:03 ron face

[@Amiokagain]

You mean 9 minutes and 23 seconds.. I feel kind of ripped off not getting that one extra second of Ron's birthday as you promised in the title. Clickbait!!

[@alaok489]

Baskin Robbins always knows

[@LadyyM11]

I hate birthdays too. I don’t tell anyone about my birthday

[@ameybangar]

2:07

[@thegreyarea9304]

Fun fact: Ron was born..... not much else in known. 😂😂😂😂

[@admiralgoodboy]

I am sad he did not get her a crisp 20 dollar bill

[@sebastiansorsa1407]

Anyone else want a Ron Swanson party?

[@raphaelregnault6914]

That's pretty sweet.

[@TheDeviantLord]

I command you to do nothing 2:07

[@cu1tc1assic]

Why do I not remember Ron giving April a GUN for her birthday??

[@JossoJJossoJ]

One of the most delicious steaks ever eaten on screen

[@joeydell]

Gun license? First no such thing, second not very ron Swanson

[@julianabrice8430]

You need a permit to have a gun. That's what he meant by license.

[@Undivided-X]

That opening remark would never be spoken by a true capitalist. Manufacturing demand is something he would be proud of, not deride.