My favorite Ron line is still "I am not a sore loser, I just prefer to win and when I don't I get FURIOUS"
@catssmart59733 жыл бұрын
Every gamer
@donnyshields44503 жыл бұрын
Mine would probably be "Erase all pictures of Ron!"
@Yahirplaysminecraft2 жыл бұрын
EMPLOYEE!
@Colinator222 жыл бұрын
@@donnyshields4450 do you not see the problem with thks
@drhas4444 Жыл бұрын
mood, ngl
@asmrdadbod24833 жыл бұрын
The irony of ron scoffing at meditation, yet achieving the aims of meditation is too much
@manamemajeff62833 жыл бұрын
LOL I just realized this
@uncreative57663 жыл бұрын
Chris: Don't. Think. So. Much. 😃
@obviouspseudonym93453 жыл бұрын
I think that's why Ron scoffs at it. That it's so simple and easy he wonders why people pay for classes, and write books, and do all sorts of nonsense. Even giving it a name seems ludicrous to him.
@Delightfully_Witchy3 жыл бұрын
@@obviouspseudonym9345 That's what Ron would say after it was pointed out to him, but he did just say, 5:25 "And no I wasn't meditating(...) ...I have no idea what these other people are doing." Proving he didn't have the faintest idea what meditation was and just hated it because it was different.
@Nate_Jensen3 жыл бұрын
Ikr that’s such a good bit
@dermochelys3 жыл бұрын
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast."
@YananLiAsura3 жыл бұрын
@Chris George Well I guess the hobbits do tend to get grumpy when they have only one breakfast in the morning
@halfwaydecentmechanics8143 жыл бұрын
been there
@lewiskazinsky73343 жыл бұрын
@Chris George Ron would love The Shire. Fresh air, open meadows, little rivers, woodlands, windmills, workshops, booze, food and quiet neighbours. Can’t get more off the grid than that 😂
@alexanderhodgson9283 жыл бұрын
Do you have a problem with this
@joshuagumpert89103 жыл бұрын
@@lewiskazinsky7334 the woodwork in their homes convinces me Rob Swanson has been there
@DraconiaDrawing3 жыл бұрын
It’s f*cking milk. Gets me every time
@mrroboshadow3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but i want to punch everyone in that scene except Ron Ron is the only one that makes sense there
@nysteven13 жыл бұрын
@@mrroboshadow I always felt like Ron in those situations. I never understood idiotic trends
@petr-nagy3 жыл бұрын
@@nysteven1 trends are not an issue, it's the bullshitters like that lady
@cheerycaramel3 жыл бұрын
I wanna like your comment but it’s at 555 likes- A-
@4realjacob6373 жыл бұрын
That line was robbed out of a Jim Gaffigan stand up
@jamesjackson80813 жыл бұрын
"I like saying no, it lowers their enthusiasm." *Smirks*
@CollinMcLean3 жыл бұрын
Did that paper coffee cup have a handle on it or did he make one for it just to hold it like a mug?
@DaveEd2499.3 жыл бұрын
@Steven Hunt almost certain I have seen cups just like it in other TV shows
@cleoly96523 жыл бұрын
Leslie: ”Don't be such a baby.“ Ron: * ate all the bacon and ran away like Leslie was his mom.
@Delightfully_Witchy3 жыл бұрын
Is Ron a dog?
@nerfherder42842 жыл бұрын
That one is honestly my favorite. It's the one time when Ron completely and totally acts like a child, and not the 9 year old in the steel factory 😂
@xPLAxGUEx2 жыл бұрын
@@nerfherder4284 Think about it, he's been working since he was a child so he never actually had a childhood. So it would kinda make sense for him to act the way he does at times (which is childish)
@roadhouse69992 жыл бұрын
@@xPLAxGUEx He's almost like a dog or a wolf. He "Smelled the bacon"
@jackjohnson691 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!! 😂
@mozzytrainer3 жыл бұрын
“Do not drink sprinkler water” *makes tea*
@wu21663 жыл бұрын
Predicted Karens
@addyq9543 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is I know people exactly like that. Except crazier.
@gozerthegozarian95003 жыл бұрын
I work in hospitality. I deal with this kind of person every day. Pray for my soul!
@akbarrmd77143 жыл бұрын
I imagine these kind of peoples is self entitled, worthless incestuous piece of craps.
@Starmadien20193 жыл бұрын
Well it's not water
@JohnSmith-mk1rj3 жыл бұрын
Not fer nuthin,' but the lady who chases Ron around the circular desk did a hell of a job with that little part. She's hysterical.
@Ismael-kc3ry3 жыл бұрын
SIR!
@JohnSmith-mk1rj3 жыл бұрын
@@Ismael-kc3ry 'Sir, there's a sign at Ramset park that says "don't drink the sprinkler water," so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection. Sir, are you listening to me? Are you aware that there's waste in your water system? Sir I'm TALKING TO YOU!' People like this exist, that's what kills me. She shows up at one of the City Council meetings and she's just as funny. She's like a dimwitted, old lady Karen, but when she went to see the manager he ignored her. She kills that little role tho. Credit to her. It's a tiny little part but I'll always remember her.
@notyourtherapist213 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj she says sun tea my friend💀
@JohnSmith-mk1rj3 жыл бұрын
@@notyourtherapist21 lol. Thank you for the correction.
@noahsmith28042 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj she’s the same lady in the sweetums bar town hall meeting that says “I’ve been eating muffins and lasagna for years and i feel terrible” 🤣🤣
@manashree83873 жыл бұрын
Somehow the way ron runs doesn't make sense for his character but also makes sense at the same time👁️👄👁️
@caitlyn73103 жыл бұрын
It makes sense if you think of how cranky he was
@prakharmishra51873 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh out loud every single time
@YELLERHEAD3 жыл бұрын
@@caitlyn7310 It's not just him being cranky, Ron just runs like that
@wittyithink91093 жыл бұрын
People who don't run run like that. Makes perfect sense for his character
@dykey.3 жыл бұрын
the meditation scene gets me EVERY single time
@N0B0DYC4RE3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what these other crackpots are doing😂😂😂😂🤣😂
@aaroncamss40533 жыл бұрын
Cold
@TinkerTailorSoldier13 жыл бұрын
I like the part right after where he wants to eat the whole cone of spinning meat 🤣
@delvisvaldes14203 жыл бұрын
It got me for about six hours
@mateojimenez59053 жыл бұрын
lmao Ron accidentally meditating is great
@redbloodedamerican27433 жыл бұрын
“There’s a sign in Rapson park that says do not drink the sprinkler water. I made some tea with it and now I have an infection” this single statement sums up the intelligence level of the majority of people on earth.
@RonJohn633 жыл бұрын
*Sun* tea. It's where you put some tea bags in a -jug- large, wide-mouthed glass bottle of water out in the sun. (It was a 1970s thing.) Edited for clarity.
@DamnAwesome2 жыл бұрын
@@RonJohn63 ty for the definition, I didnt know what sun tea was lol
@avocadotoast63692 жыл бұрын
Ya, and you're right at the top of the bell curve along with the rest of us, pal. Don't get smart with us, you and I know exactly where you are with respect to everybody else.
@Skiller1312 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters summed up. I just love watching compilation videos of them. So stupid.
@BamBam-ch4vu2 жыл бұрын
@RonJohn63 nah we used Giant glass jars
@Wanderer6283 жыл бұрын
I remember laughing at the woman drinking the public water bit thinking no one could be that stupid. Then I got a job working with the public. And oh god these people actually exist.
@harrylongabaugh74023 жыл бұрын
Yes, they do exist and there are millions of them.
@angfirefighter3 жыл бұрын
Where do you think the warning labels on everything came from?
@abysswalker25943 жыл бұрын
What
@mdunc1893 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes they do. I work as a medic and the amount of stupidity is unreal
@raggaduxjones3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, everyone is considered “dumb” depending on the subject and context. Maybe these people are seriously intellectually challenged and not everyone can recover from it. But I do find these scenes humorous.
@Samb-mi2xk3 жыл бұрын
The fact this is a video about Ron and they still kept in Donna crying over her Mercedes kills me
@gavincarpenter3913 жыл бұрын
That’s prob one of greatest moments in the show
@11thhour123 жыл бұрын
Hah 69 likes no one touch this comment ever
@NeoSlyfer3 жыл бұрын
@@gavincarpenter391 greatest.
@ognjenivanovic78713 жыл бұрын
She screams "MY CAR! SOMEONE SHOT MY CAR!"
@Samb-mi2xk3 жыл бұрын
@@ognjenivanovic7871 it’s one of the funniest moments of the whole show I die everytime I see it
@jitohamnath39093 жыл бұрын
I love the way he runs away like a little kid
@mariamrana60633 жыл бұрын
Ron’s grumpy moments are amazing, but what about the few times he’s happy or giggly? THOSE SCENES ARE LEGENDARY
@mi-yg4xz3 жыл бұрын
That lady jogging around the desk will always get me 😅 And... Ron discovering the mushrooms hahah
@allydaopera2 жыл бұрын
“The world is a nightmare.” Truer words have never been spoken.
@bergerman4873 жыл бұрын
Ron's nose was made for two purposes; 1) Smells meat 2) Smells incoming danger/devil/Tammy 2
@tombarkey74893 жыл бұрын
Wait if the pillar was just removed that means it’s not load bearing and has no purpose? I bet Ron installed it to stop people from standing in his doorway
@thecpmr62763 жыл бұрын
Lol I accept that as cannon now
@TexasNationalist18363 жыл бұрын
@@thecpmr6276 what is cannon
@thecpmr62763 жыл бұрын
@@TexasNationalist1836 Cannon (or canon I dunno which is the proper spelling) general means what is true within a story or lore. If it's cannon, it's fact basically.
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.69893 жыл бұрын
@@TexasNationalist1836 it's basically just a really big gun, you'd probably love them
@TexasNationalist18363 жыл бұрын
@@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 i know that kind of cannon I meant the other type of cannon because he said “lol I accept that as cannon now” what does that mean
@beleagueredcastle44103 жыл бұрын
I like how Ron has trouble walking after noticing that the steaks were not made of meat.
@raghavendraravi68663 жыл бұрын
It was AFTER his favourite steakhouse closed and AFTER a false promise of Steak at Chris' place. I'm surprised he didn't die.
@nemesiszer07082 жыл бұрын
I like how the thing in the video happened and it was funny
@gregorymoore28772 жыл бұрын
Ron hadn't eaten all day in anticipation of a steak from Mulligans. When he found out there were no steaks at Chris', he realized it would be even longer before he could eat. Hence he had to go to a dinner and order all the bacon and eggs they had.
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby2 жыл бұрын
Steaks not made of meat are not steaks.
@alitaher0032 жыл бұрын
@@raghavendraravi6866 I’m more surprised he didn’t rip Chris apart with his bare hands.
@Josh-jj6qt3 жыл бұрын
"I'm starving, Ive only had one breakfast"
@MightyAttackTribble3 жыл бұрын
Hobbits are Swansons, confirmed.
@novaiscool13 жыл бұрын
Well Mr.Offerman did write Peter Jackson asking to be cast as Sam in Lord of the Rings.
@Legba853 жыл бұрын
@@novaiscool1 it wouldn’t be called the Hobbit anymore. It would’ve been called “the Swanson.”
@AttilatheThrilla3 жыл бұрын
Also all the bacon in Leslies bag 😂
@limpa7562 жыл бұрын
This is definitely a moment Ron Swanson
@mellownessuperstar26183 жыл бұрын
"...f***ing milk..." Greatest partial line ever.
@arsenicbite-4b3 жыл бұрын
That “APRIL” at the start of the clip where Ron throws his computer out is such a classic
@sebastiansorsa14073 жыл бұрын
"Its f***ing milk!"
@Cweets3 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn’t put in when Chris brought a vegetable loaf instead of a cake😂
@smallgator2 жыл бұрын
@Ô. M.A Walk it off Ron
@gregorymoore28772 жыл бұрын
"Not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived us of cake!" - Ron Swanson
@rachaelrenfro17713 жыл бұрын
I always loved that Ron was meditating and didn't know it 😂
@suhasmalasani47513 жыл бұрын
The way Ron runs is so funny.
@sledgehammer99662 жыл бұрын
the best line of him is the " my question is what the hell???" its just a clean, dry joke that gets me everytime
@woops90763 жыл бұрын
“What the kaf**k were you thinking”
@asexualtrickster3 жыл бұрын
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast." ...Ron is a Hobbit confirmed?
@pissfrog3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he left the shire because the other hobbits were too yuppie for him
@Amaranthyne3 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t drink tea so it’s impossible
@lucasfilmsphotography3 жыл бұрын
“My car!!!! Someone shot my car!!!” Is what Donna screams when at her car and anne checks on her. Your welcome
@GSFigure3 жыл бұрын
Ngl, she sounded like she's having a mental break down while being drunk at the same time.
@TheQwaggs3 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome*
@lucasfilmsphotography3 жыл бұрын
@@TheQwaggs no thank you
@Dippyffresh3 жыл бұрын
@@TheQwaggs You’re welcome.*
@Josh-jj6qt3 жыл бұрын
Ron really is the the Hawaiian god of anger in human form
@joeshmoe69592 жыл бұрын
Im not smart enough to understand this why the Hawaiian god?
@loganfury74332 жыл бұрын
Reference from one of Lesliems gifts she got him Cuz the statue looks like Ron
@jessh67873 жыл бұрын
Omgggg the only think keeping me going through quarantine is these daily videos of parks and rec...like seriously... this was uploaded an hour ago... love how this is still active
@westmallari18113 жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna stay angry I find that relaxes me" lmao that's relatable
@kimberlainwatson62663 жыл бұрын
Leslie hyperventilating in and out of Ron’s hat always gets me 😂🤣
@marcuscaesar35383 жыл бұрын
“I saw your sign that said don’t drink the tap water so I made some tea now I have an infection” We found it. The most perfect throwaway line in existence
@vikasagarwal92053 жыл бұрын
Look a clock we don't have that in America lol.
@vikramrajesh60673 жыл бұрын
Ron's feelings towards Ron went from best friend to hating him
@firstname33593 жыл бұрын
Is anyone going to question how ron probably eats the most meat and paunch burger than everyone in the department but still has lowest cholesterol?
@GSFigure3 жыл бұрын
Real men control their cholesterol on demand.
@Wejster3 жыл бұрын
Protein is really good at absorbing sugar among with other things so it's no surprise.
@etherealsalad26983 жыл бұрын
magic
@benkempson76153 жыл бұрын
Because cholesterol is a communist conspiracy
@MolotowCocktail243 жыл бұрын
But cholesterol is blood *fat* isn't it
@jacksongibbs89983 жыл бұрын
Grumpy Ron is the most relatable character on this or any show (with the possible exception of Squidward).
@haoirdg68543 жыл бұрын
2:40 "cage free olive oil" XD
@GummyBear5566773 жыл бұрын
The sprinkler tea lady always makes me wanna pull my hair out
@trevorcarlson79923 жыл бұрын
Isn’t he grumpy like 99% of the time?
@КристинаЗябкова3 жыл бұрын
Extra grumpy
@GSFigure3 жыл бұрын
@@КристинаЗябкова Extra EXTRA grumpy.
@mr.m62653 жыл бұрын
More like 100% but whatever
@henrycollins24783 жыл бұрын
That first clip sums up me every single morning
@croazzb35252 жыл бұрын
I love Leslie's face at 7:25 just like "my God, what have you done"
@Ben-pt9rq3 жыл бұрын
I love when Ron is so hangry he runs off 😂😂😂
@LyannaDelore2 жыл бұрын
1:25 Did he make and attach a handle to a disposable cup? That is peak Ron Swanson right there.
@deepsharma85913 жыл бұрын
Leslie's face at 1:12 gets me every time
@ravisharma23853 жыл бұрын
Donna cannot hold her laugh in at 3:28!
@yochononpaley47963 жыл бұрын
"yeah ill just stay angry i find that relaxes me" so true
@sebastiansorsa14073 жыл бұрын
"What the ka-f*ck were you thinking?" I'm now going to start using this version of the f word.
@LtScheisskopf2 жыл бұрын
"Don't sass me" when he's talking to April just slays me.
@donjuan71583 жыл бұрын
"You call that a tower. Try the sears tower friend"
@SaltStorm0072 жыл бұрын
The scene @3:30 with the circle desk makes me laugh even harder when I look at Donna during the first rotation and she is about to lose it & has to cover her face...💯😂
@gustavotonnelli3 жыл бұрын
Love how April looks at the camera, it always gets me lol
@alexnunn21613 жыл бұрын
“I loved that pillar” that pillar was like a father to me, I loved him like my son
@bcdey842 жыл бұрын
“What the Ka *BLEEP* were you thinking?” That part always gets me. 😂🤣😂
@antccantc55943 жыл бұрын
I made a huge mistake. I had hernia surgery a few days ago. I was flipping through the channels and parks was on. I thought I could laugh...I was wrong. The part when chris said Ron Swanson and ron frantically searched for the door closer...I lost it and may have actually ripped my stitches.
@jbwarner86263 жыл бұрын
You should be able to ignore it successfully, so long as you don't make the mistake of sneezing.
@antccantc55943 жыл бұрын
@@jbwarner8626 hahaha
@I_Im_Over_There2 жыл бұрын
Beef milk and the reaction Ron gives define the series for me, that and the way Ron looks and thinks about other Ron
@guillermorojasc3 жыл бұрын
I'M JUST GONNA STAY ANGRY!!! I FIND THAT RELAXES ME!!!
@billyboggerboy46673 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ron Swanson found out his life is broadcasted to our whole world
@Legba852 жыл бұрын
He’d burn the world down like throwing the computer in the trash can
@makenzieshea56363 жыл бұрын
ron’s run in the beginning is everything to me
@Rocketrobinson67903 жыл бұрын
6:58Can we just appreciate that this was made when vine was still around
@brandonnelson36132 жыл бұрын
The world is a nightmare!
@sebu68313 жыл бұрын
If you stop at 4:24 you can clearly see the vains in Rons right eye. Which makes it hilarious because he look like he is about to burst.
@judebarrios77093 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but every time I see Ron running, I always find it hilarious
@martina.77233 жыл бұрын
“What is on your feet sir?” GOLD
@jaycuthbert2452 жыл бұрын
Lmao that desperation running from ron and his facial expression after he makes the statement "I hate the world" is fantastic lol
@danavanderwoude3 жыл бұрын
Ron is the definition of an icon
@channel-zl6tn3 жыл бұрын
I love how Chris always hypes everyone up
@Gubalicious3 жыл бұрын
7:13 thumbs up anyone who had this reaction when finding mushrooms in their food that they didn't expect
@mascha.nitzling29983 жыл бұрын
This video is such a mood.
@priyanshi98903 жыл бұрын
'' yeah I am just gonna stay angry, that relaxes me.''
@jamesjackson80813 жыл бұрын
"It's F****** Milk."
@lolag67573 жыл бұрын
‘erase all pictures of ron’ gets me every time 😭
@sydney.elle.80963 жыл бұрын
when he runs away after confessing he ate the bacon makes me cackle
@joetheinfant88913 жыл бұрын
“Are you ready for this compilation?” I was born ready. I’m Ron ******* Swanson.
@Tobiwanz Жыл бұрын
How Nick maintained a straight face while swivelling the chair around I do not know
@Cryptonymicus2 жыл бұрын
This is the only part of P&R I've ever seen and i can't say that I'm impressed.
@PoemFoot3 жыл бұрын
"Are you high?" Always gets me
@AkumaFromYomi3 жыл бұрын
"Your sign says dont drink the sprinkler water ,well I made some tea with it and now I have an infection" If only there was a sign.
@davegoldspink53543 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂 Personally Ron showed great restraint all through all these I would have had a massive brain snap. Got to love Ron’s love of the great things in life.
@horohorosrin2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ron is shocked about Google Earth, but working in a governmental office, he shouldn't be too shocked that that's out there, when his local assessment office already probably has detailed aerial views on GIS, plus his name, address, and characteristics of his home, all of which are public record already.
@kevinpolpitiya32003 жыл бұрын
3:24 I wish that someone like Ron would be the manager when Karens come knocking...
@ajeanne1000 Жыл бұрын
I've seen the Hunting episode 10 times and just noticed Ann wants Ron to go to "the day bed in the carcass room."
@x_bkingf_02723 жыл бұрын
I wanna be Ron when i grow up
@Mr.Pallanza3 жыл бұрын
*_What the kafuck were you thinking?_* The deadpan delivery, the usage of the word "kafuck" is just 😌👌
@chrisbowman20302 жыл бұрын
1:10 Ron has an M18 Claymore mine on his desk. Crazy AF and i love it!
@tonynosay87243 жыл бұрын
i love how shock chris is when ron has a heart attack over mushsrooms
@ferdinand123903 жыл бұрын
"i like to say no, it lowers their enthusiasm" words to live by
@jdogmcnasty1980 Жыл бұрын
That slow blink at 4:42 always kills me 😂
@John.McMillan2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just gonna stay angry, I find that relaxes me!" The most I have ever related to Ron.
@tome_17013 жыл бұрын
"I'm starving, I only had one breakfast" Perfectly sums up Ron
@Deadpool-fh6ve3 жыл бұрын
"What the Ka-f$#% were you thinking"
@KentheDeer3 жыл бұрын
The older I get, the more I relate to Ron...
@johnnyvig142 жыл бұрын
I always loved how he said, “tiny swivel”
@ErinDeNis Жыл бұрын
Dear Frozen Yogurt, You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero Stars -Ron Swanson
@jerrycamaro16392 жыл бұрын
9:08 poor Donna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My chest hurts from laughing so hard
@nickfunkhouser5503 жыл бұрын
Donnas pause when Chris is explaining the new desk is so funny
@georgefrancisco88513 жыл бұрын
To be accurate they should’ve posted every scene Ron’s in