Ronny Chieng Thinks Amazon Prime Is Too Slow | Netflix Is A Joke

[@redazu1426]

Amazon: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!*

[@SMCho-oi1gg]

Earl The Red Isnt this from like the what teachers think when setting exam papers?

[@kadekfariz]

@@SMCho-oi1gg yes

[@NB-qr5ow]

They already wrote it down and are working on it.

[@achromatic3506]

charles the classic

[@yomansam4689]

NOW

[@WittyBitty]

"When I press buy, put the item in my hand." I cried.

[@niteshchauhan7775]

*gently..

[@juls7582]

magdalene adjei, is it bad that I want that option now? 😂

[@glasschicken13]

Yes I had to pause video to wipe the tears! Lololol!

[@davidbarth80]

It's midnight and I laughed out so loud! Brilliant

[@samanthaleigh2326]

HAHAHAHAH AMAZON NOW

[@TheUsmc7211]

This guy’s perspective on America is awesome. He had a pretty dope special.

[@ddan1998]

Yeah

[@Smilebefine]

Is his special online since we can't see him in Europe 🤔

[@aleksandrkochergov162]

@@Smilebefine it is

[@StuninRub]

You make it sound like he's some complete foreigner, the guy spent a decent chunk of his childhood in the US.

[@listenhere1623]

@M Y my my how spoiled we all are and we know it but why why why have we been able to reach this point of existence without real worries yet despite our "best" efforts 100s of million people struggle just to survive year to year. Simply put the world as we know it cant sustain 7+billion people living in luxury and the only way to achieve that would have to come from advances in technology that makes life easier and you will always have people that take advantage of that technology to be lazy and so on hence our current situation.....what's your solution I for 1 am tired of just restating the problem and doing nothing about it.

[@timmynoya]

“Let’s get Prime BEFORE..” That’s where he got me.

[@teenytinytoons]

I died.

[@monikatristram8176]

When he said that I couldn't even control how badly I lost it laughing 😂😂 perfectly describes the way things are going with delivery systems

[@Seeta_sa_gauta]

Actually Amazon knows what you want before placing an order. Just by your previous purchases.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“BREAK INTO MY HOUSE!”

[@fractalzoomgoggles]

Amazon Key

[@daralillyluchen3722]

"PUT IT INTO MY MOUTH!”

[@dengueberries]

Amazon Mouth

[@dengueberries]

@Ray Amazon Eat

[@dengueberries]

@@raki31 Amazon Poop

[@brucejohnson6393]

"Never leave your house" Ladies and gentlemen, he predicted it

[@phayling8971]

@@aruadityavasu3614 He's Malaysian tho he's not from China

[@thesilentkiller3320]

@@salimtaja6180 what Malaysian chinese you can simply say Malaysian cause no one calls white American's as british american or german american etc

[@fredrikmudas]

@@thesilentkiller3320 because american doesn't have color from the start. It's land of immigrants. People stay and survive from around the world there.

[@sergiull95]

He used Amazon Before.

[@shirlymirly95]

@@aruadityavasu3614 o gosh , you are racists give us break, just laugh if it is funny and don’t bring this racists s#t

[@garyweglarz]

"Advertising" essentially is the - "artificial intelligence telling me what I want" - "before I even want it" - as Mr. Chieng so brilliantly captures.

[@fractalzoomgoggles]

Also product subscriptions...no more clicking or thinking

[@chovue2363]

"Need prime harder, faster, stronger!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@houchi69]

Giggity

[@hondah2o]

Kanye's new lyrical song.

[@hondah2o]

Stronger 2.0

[@thekeyspirit8869]

daft punk

[@jabulanitheron9268]

After that line, he started sounding like a cave man on a technological power trip😂😂😂

[@mikeborunda9877]

When he acts like he’s vomiting over same day delivery, I literally cry tears from laughing so hard. I wish this man all the success this world has to offer, seriously.

[@ChristiKim]

@1:50

[@mikeborunda9877]

@@ChristiKim Literally one of the funniest moments ever.

[@PAMAAA_]

Hope he will getting rich ✌️

[@mikeborunda9877]

@@PAMAAA_ I hope this sexy funny man is getting so rich.

[@steve-from-toronto]

Same. Last comedy clip that had me cry laughing.

[@lordsiomai]

the way he described the entitled behavior of the people of a rich 1st world nation in a extremely comedic manner is just marvelous. Bravo!

[@lancestevenson9523]

Its funny bc amazon is actually working on a predictive shipping initiative, to send stuff to you before you even know you needed it

[@blazeron12]

They already have storage facilities all across America to stage items closer and closer to you while using predictive algorithms to decided which packages need to be where.

[@netflixisajoke]

* Amazon taking notes from Ronny *

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

Bezos gonna invent teleportation just so we can get Prime NOW

[@jestexgarcia3601]

There services that do that already and they have been. Hewlett-Packard ink does that they send you an x amount of quantity per month they gauge your usage fun little fact, they pre send it to you before you are out

[@johndeopaduaART]

It makes sense, i mean. Im so sick and tired of making decisions. Like damn, just hand me the thing

[@alexandreazevedo1667]

I’ve watched it 1,000 times. I laughed every single time. His timing, tone of voice, expressions are amazing.

[@Got2Goification]

Dude his delivery is so damn funny and spot on

[@bennyv04988]

"Break...into...my HOUSE..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@kathyduby8150]

He is in total command. Like an emperor.

[@AnantMall]

This is a perfect set. And I’ve seen a lot of standup comedy.

Ronny Chieng has lived in America before he lived in America

[@anman1575]

this is the most under rated standup I have seen in youtube

[@ThomasDoubting5]

It's true comedy it's the truth

[@kingtrawal]

I mean he has his own Netflix special… Not sure how underrated that is

[@Coreycry]

Geoorge Carlin from the grave "are they finally catching up?"

[@cachetona4794]

“Amazon prime NOOOWWW “ “Send it to me before I want it “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_blythsie]

“Prime Before” “Send it to me. Before I want it!”

[@simonsays5094]

As an American I had no idea how ridiculous our delivery obsession was getting till Ronny pointed it out!

[@laurakibben4147]

Do you never drive anywhere??? Since '20, volume of vehicles on the roads quadrupled x 2 because of all the delivery side gig we'll bring it to your door bullshit.

[@lipsohlips97]

I watched his whole special. Was not familiar with him before it, so wasn't sure what to expect. Surprisingly, he was awesome! Realistic, Relatable, Funny!

[@ge2298]

why surprising?

[@seanfitzgerald2078]

@@ge2298 because he/she was not familiar with him before. Most specials that come out these days from people you've never heard of aren't exactly what you're after so it's a surprise when you find someone new and they're right up your alley

[@drissalaoui103]

His on noah trevor show

[@lipsohlips97]

@@seanfitzgerald2078 Thank you for answering! Couldn't have explained it better myself :)

[@seanfitzgerald2078]

@@lipsohlips97 haha no worries! Only replied to that because you articulated exactly what I was thinking when I saw the clip myself! I'll definitely have to check this guy's full special anyway

[@jonasalden29201]

This guy was in Crazy Rich Asians. He was funny in that role.

[@frostyblade8842]

Was he really? Cool I never noticed. That makes the movie even better

[@a.b.dominion547]

@@frostyblade8842 he was the one complaining he was only getting into Asian Vogue not the US one lol w his fancy family

[@johns7530]

"America, land of the free, and land of 'never leave your house' ". Was he talking about Amazon prime, or COVID 19?

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

Emad Ahmed True. That at least made the stay at home orders more bearable.

[@pobopibo3278]

Well Americans leaved their house all the pandemic and quarantine

[@mr.shades6355]

I'm not sure.

[@mineapollo]

If it was about Covid, he has pretty good foresight, since the sketch probably predates any mentions of it.

[@cathychin1521]

I heard him saying this joke before COVID-19.

[@vl2378]

"the land of the free and never leave your house" THAT AGED WELL LOL

[@FehadBilgramiChannel1]

This show was surprisingly good. Highly recommend it.

[@ge2298]

why surprising?

[@FehadBilgramiChannel1]

Gino De los Angeles I just didn't know who he was to be honest.

[@hughg.rection6778]

agreed

[@Sprite_525]

Yeah I never heard of him and I try to keep up on comedy. Maybe that’s what you meant: when a company promotes a nobody who never paid dues or built a name gradually, it’s usually surprising when it is good. To be fair the dude seems international so his following is probably outside Western media. Respect to this guy and I hope to see more and recommend him to friends

[@stevest8675]

Fehad Bilgrami , he is hilarious

[@christineferreira2181]

Ronny Chieng has this angry humor that I love. 😂

[@OasesKing]

I'm laughing and embarassed

[@robertrossi9364]

Cute! :)

[@J.5.M.]

Shop local! As much as you can. The little extra research to find a local place is worth it. And more enjoyable once you're there

[@hithere8140]

Same😬😂

[@ndon85]

lmao same

[@jalabi99]

It's his angry delivery of these truths that gets me every time! Ronny is so good

[@viveknagargoje4146]

I worked for Amazon customer service and guys trust me this is what we actually gone through...and the experience was epic and he explained the reality😂🤣😃😁

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

Did you break into someone's house for delivery?

[@profet1385]

@@havefuntazarasu5367 He was taught how to deal with customers who are dissatisfied that they didn't have their house broken into

[@renesandoval1454]

Same, I worked in the warehouse then as a delivery driver....god people are super entitled and want everything quick!!!!

[@johngillespie3409]

​@@renesandoval1454same day delivery 🤮🤣😭

[@MikeKayK]

@@havefuntazarasu5367 People give Amazon the codes to get into their house or garage to drop off packages, it's called Amazon Key.

[@akasuprm]

"Use artificial inteligence, to substitute my own intelligence"

[@aimisakee867]

That is soo Black Mirror

[@AnTran-gp9ws]

Basically advertising

[@icantthinkrn]

This is my favourite stand-up special on Netflix. So. Freaking. Hilarious. Thanks for the laughs Ronny Chieng!

[@Wikingking]

Easily the best one, despite many big names out there.

[@ryotaarai3816]

At the start, when he said to "never leave your house. No item too trivial, no quantity too small..." I honestly thought this skit would be about package thieves. 😂😂😂

[@LeftyChannelVLR]

I haven't laughed so hard like I did with this guy in a long time. Thanks Ronnie Chieng!

[@TrapJesus707]

This dude is so on point about everything

[@askingwhyisfree7436]

because he's brutally honest. kind of guy to tell you the darkest truth like that one friend who says to you in a straight face "you suck in this and that." but they mean well.

[@krikeydial3430]

"I want one pen now, wrapped in plastic in a box, in another box."

[@Madfattdeeb]

" When I press buy, but the item in my hand now!"😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@alyvricks8021]

I've never laughed more at someone saying "Prime now!" over & over again

[@pipyon81]

When you see shipping greater than three days you get disgusted. That shit hit home lol

[@ybaccunt6767]

This dudes style and delivery is GOLD. 😂💀

[@fractalzoomgoggles]

Prime Before: product subscriptions Break into my house: Amazon Key

[@LG-nh4bs]

Not true with subscription cus u have already thought bout it. Hahaha

[@houchi69]

Prime Chips: microchips installed in every customer's head

[@davidwon7269]

honestly there are grocery stocking services, and i wouldn't find it beyond amazon to try to find a way to make it work with people

[@lectrix8]

As an immigrant from a third world country and first generation American that actually loves this country despite its flaws, I'm still impressed with the very poignant level of social and psychological commentary this guy makes. I love it when comedians manage to hit such profound matters and make it seem so casual.

[@bukankucingoren6399]

Third world 🤣🤣🤣

[@wellreadbull3740]

The German author M. U. Kling wrote about this in his book Qualityland a few years ago! His version of instant predictive Amazon is called TheShop. He just landed an HBO contract with that book. Great minds really do think alike!

[@moonriverandme842]

“Put the food in my mouth and help me chew it and push it down my esophagus with stick” ahahha you nailed it! I love you now hahah

[@JayA-jr6ge]

Same day delivery?! 👎🏽”unamerican”👎🏽 😂

[@selderane]

His last joke, Amazon is actually working on. They're going to look at your purchase patterns, among other metadata, to predict what you want and send it to you. Data indicates you're more likely to keep it than reject it.

[@LizzyArmogida]

“Prime NOW” - “Prime BEFORE”! LOL! 😂♥️🤣♥️

[@batbabe1507]

"BREAK INTO MY HOUSE." I skipped laughing and went straight to crying

[@michaelralph6948]

One of the best stand-up sets I’ve ever seen.

[@nellybesweet]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 freaking amazing “Prime Before”

[@HeatherBowden]

I've heard Amazon and others say that their goal for AI is to know what you want to buy before you know you want it, and to have it where you are by the time you want it. So literally, Amazon Before.

[@kaze217]

I didnt think such a simple subject would have me cry tears of laughter, but looks like I was wrong. 😂😂😂😂😂 This guy is hilarious!

[@miafischer5602]

meanwhile in switzerland.... "sorry we cannot ship this item to your location" "shipping is not supported in your country"

[@SvenDzahov]

@Emad Ahmed maybe because of how mountainous it is, travel by train is less feasible and roads are less centralized, but idk I've never been

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

they make nice chocolate

[@forrestcarson-austin2468]

You get to live in Switzerland though...

[@LittleMissHoop]

You're not missing too much. In fact you're lucky in the long run

[@AC-qu7cs]

Keep it up Ronny. Dropping gems out there. America has more screens per capita. More Prime. Faster prime. Love it!

[@martinhare6085]

Most of the punchlines I saw from him are very related to current society. You wouldn't know his making you realize the irony of this era until he release his last line. Very creative.

[@Sammie1053]

The whole "why go to brick and mortar stores when I can get two day delivery!" thing drives me absolutely nuts. If you go to a store, you literally get the item you want the second you pay.

[@TheLuckyCanuck947]

This is the funniest stand-up special I've seen in months. MUST WATCH!!!

[@AngelMorales-qn8bf]

what's the name of the special?

[@TheLuckyCanuck947]

@@AngelMorales-qn8bf Asian Comedian Destroys America - but it might have been changed on Netflix to appeal to more people

[@kimberlylevinson7865]

you find the next funniest stand up specials every few months? Man that's pretty frequent

[@sixtynine2856]

​@@kimberlylevinson7865😅😅😅😅

[@ronaldmcdonald1977]

That was hilarious. "When i press buy, put it in my hand" Prime Now is a perfect slogan.

[@shekhar7singh]

America land of never leave the home untill there is a pandemic to protest.

[@jarednoiman9264]

This is an incredibly accurate depictions of average Americans. I know cause I put up with them every day.

[@FlutterMouse]

See ...I'm super patient. I only signed up for Amazon so I could watch "The Boys" and now that I have prime I kinda appreciate the accelerated shipping even though I rarely order stuff.

[@MattD86]

Fuck off Jared

[@ryankelley5160]

Except for the fact that the majority of Amazon's profits come from foreign markets so...

[@disappearintothesea]

Thanks for putting up with us.. but why tho? Join us.

[@Wikingking]

That gesture at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="85">1:25</a>, I'm dying :D I watched this special the other day. Easily the most hilarious stuff I've heard in the last couple of years, 20 minutes in and I was crying histerically and begging for mercy for my facial and serratus muscles.

[@loveathome7041]

He's on my list of favorite comedians.

[@lewkskywalker8304]

"Send it to me before I want it." 🤣🤣🤣

[@billykulim5202]

That was called pre order. Like amazon ship your favorite ps5 game as soon as possible.

[@ccburro1]

I’ve watched his Netflix special (which includes this superb segment) several times-LMAO always. This man is amazing. ❤️

[@abradamnnn]

This is absolutely beautiful.

[@MrAbdoabd]

This man made me laugh like I never laughed before, I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@yhong9733]

He is so game ready for this netflix special.

[@allyestrada4438]

I laughed so hard because it’s true!! 🤣🤣🤣 PRIME NOW! BREAK INTO MY HOUSE 😂

[@gshak33]

We laugh now, but in 5 years when Uber Eats has toilet add-on service...

[@sjneow]

Gosh this reminds me of Trevor's tacos and napkin joke

[@aimisakee867]

Gosh.. Sounds like Black Mirror

[@shaunghishing9965]

This skit is absolutely hilarious 🤣. One of the best! "Prime Now, before" lmao 🤣

[@asu5632]

He’s so right. We as a society have to realize technology and logistic improvements are great but slow the eff down. We should have limits. It’s okay to be human. Live a normal life.

[@moragosullivan5166]

I’ve just found this man 20 minutes ago. He is so, so, so funny. X

[@WCGreeny]

I just knew him as a Daily Show correspondent but his standup is independently hilarious.

[@BW-zd6nc]

first time I saw this I nearly pissed myself. It's so true on so many levels.

[@alfred-ix8pg]

i love him… such a genius of humor

[@ALEJANDRO-xx8vb]

“Break into my house.....” 😂😂

[@dkn.205]

This guy just earn his money with the punchline: "NOW." . . . . . . And it's well worth it.

[@brendagordon4571]

"Send it to me before I want it!" LMAO

[@anjas.2236]

At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="130">2:10</a> he just goes totally insane, I love how much truth is in his anger 😂

[@ozmatterhorn2147]

One of the best stand up sets I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂

[@AT-yg4nk]

Ronnie’s one of my favorite new comedians! This special is soo good!! So underrated but that will change soon.

[@Black_Swans]

Land of never leaving your house. Mannnn was he ahead of the times.

[@jct3439]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="13">0:13</a> He’s not wrong! I work at McDonalds and I shit you not, Someone literally uber ordered 1 SINGLE hot mustard cup.. They paid $7.... For 20¢ worth of mustard

[@hooweee450]

9 month later Ronny Chieng: Land of never leaving your house. Never get more truthful than this guys.

[@aestheticallyesme10151]

I can’t breath....laugh so hard. Definitely gonna look for more of him.

[@biniyamfisseha1096]

literally cried the whole 3 minutes salute my man!

[@hanchisun6164]

We already have that in China lol... 4 hour delivery in most cities

[@jp4431]

I'm most impressed that he can talk about the same thing over and over again and it's a new joke every time.

[@megan893]

This special was one of the best I've ever seen. It's one of my favorites. I've totally watched it more than once, and recommended it ❤

[@kylorenthehusky2584]

If you have not watched this you’re late

[@MetaITurtle]

2 hours

[@jarionmcgee1654]

I’m late lol

[@karrarraza4369]

3 days late I should just commit seppuku

[@kylorenthehusky2584]

None None you win today’s Darwin Award! Thanks for playing!

[@PersianGato]

Watch it before it's made

[@Umi366]

“Break. Into. My. House” I’m Dying lol

[@Walking-MY-Path]

Ronny is one of the few newer comics that I can tolerate and actually enjoy and laugh.

[@vins686]

This Netflix special is the best ever stand up I've ever seen. This guy it too good!

[@Ben-bg2lp]

Interestingly, my Chinese friends are super frustrated by the delivery speed in the States! They say every order in Shanghai, for example, is delivered within in an hour or so. They'll pick up the returns too!

[@FalconWindblader]

They ain't lying. you can order just about anything from any part of China, & have it delivered to just about anywhere in China, in literally a matter of hours. ANY delivery that takes up over 12 hours is considered ridiculously slow.

[@BobsterG]

“Break into my house” got me good! Hahahahahaha

[@nephram1702]

This is the funniest stand up I've seen in awhile.

[@LizRealGirlBeauty]

Asian comics are kicking ass right now, and this guy is one of the best!

[@Chocolatensexy72]

This is so true. I hate to leave my house when I'm waiting on my Amazon order! Ronny is beyond funny!

[@LaurenMcCarthy-v8o]

For me, this is one of the Top 5 funniest stand up bits of all time. My stomach literally hurt from laughing so hard. 😂 It might be the funniest thing I had ever seen.

[@MattD86]

Legit some of the best comedy I’ve heard in a while

[@matthewkevinobispo6582]

This algorithm and video is so appropriate from where I'm from. People here have that urge of need...

[@AbdulKareemAbdulRahman]

Ronny chieng! so proud of my fellow Malaysian!:))

[@captainAlex258]

"gently put the item into my hand!" lol

[@jamesofthejungle9754]

That “NOW!” I felt that

[@benjaminphilips7506]

The break into my house thing was a real concept by amazon and even the the "mail it to me before I want it." Alexa and several algorithms can track what you by and the time to order again.

[@lloriew195]

More of Ronny please!! xD

[@feelingoffbalance]

The best comedy I've seen in a while, had me in absolute stitches!