ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT | House Flipper Song!

In Empyrean's House Flipper you flip houses. This is a complicated and dangerous process involving heavy lifting machinery, a very large catapult and a series of gargantuan springs to launch the house through the... Oh. You decorate them? Yes. In House Flipper you decorate houses.
This is very convenient because I just bought one and it needed decorating. Is the game the most current and trending thing for me to make a video about? No. Is it something I had a golden, potentially once in a lifetime opportunity to make whilst decorating an actual house allowing me to make content whilst ALSO getting on with IRL stuff at the same time? Yes.
So enjoy this rather silly song about decorating. Not all evil businessman songs have to be about big fancy people in suits. Sometimes it's a shady independent trader with van...
Thanks to oo oxygen for their work on the mix, The Artisans for the beat and to Lizzy for her help filming the video!
#HouseFlipper
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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themselves in the third person.

[@TheStupendium]

LYRICS: VERSE 1: It’s half eleven and your doorbell chimes Yeah, I know I said I’d start at 9 But I had to grab a bap on the M25 Don’t worry, love. Still gonna charge for the time ‘Cause I’m the jack of all tradesmen And your place is craving renovation Straight from the facias down into your basement ‘Fraid your radiators need replacements Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius Don’t check my ratings, swear they’re outrageous All their outrage is baseless - I’m blameless Only three of my extensions ever caved in You got savings? Ooh, well I hope you do ‘Cause it’s a heck of a job that I’m quoting you Look, I know that you only want a coat of blue But to be safe I’d better run my dozer through I could do it in a flash, in a jiffy, in a jot But the trouble is, love, it’s coming up one O’Clock So I’ll have a spot of lunch, then a cuppa, then I’m off And I’ll come back tomorrow, see if anything’s in stock If I’ve got it in the van, that’s grand If I haven’t then I gotta’ get the parts from Japan They should be here Jan, maybe June, in year, maybe two But I’ll take the down payment now, see you soon I tell you, I’ve got five star reviews! And by that I mean I have five one star reviews which is basically the same thing. CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement Now, are you sure you want the glass translucent? I can see a little room for improvement VERSE 2: A one man overhaul sporting overalls Though I don’t recall the load bearing walls So I ‘spose I ought to bulldoze ‘em all Eh, your home is sort of disposable I do wiring, grouting, I put your power shower in That pipe ain’t leakin’ it’s just a little fountain Whatd’ya mean that’s not what a power shower is? The spout’s right here where the plugs are mounted? I’m the handyman with the plan To retire via cheating cash from your gran Do you really need to tile all my ceilings? That’s right I’m afraid, that’ll be ten grand. If your wall’s too bland I can lend a hand Got a car full of samples to artfully fan And most of the lead free cans aren’t banned Though some colours are still carcinogens We got eggshell, beige, ecru, sage Hessian and sesame and peppermint rage Indigo Dingo, Elephant Plague Hotdog Embargo and Lemon Rampage We got Baby Blue, Navy Blue, Gravy Blue, Maybe Blue Grape and Rhubarbecue, Caribou Cabin Crew Third Degree Verdigris, Turtle Infirmary Phlurple and Curdle and Terminal Burgundy- Oh.. White? You’d prefer white? Okay then… I mean, that’s fine too… CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement The fixtures are nice but the quote don’t include them I can see a little room for improvement BRIDGE: They say home is where the heart is And that’s true enough I guess ‘Cause it seems like your garage is Now in car-diac arrest I’ve installed some extra arches But your bathroom’s somewhat less I’m afraid to say your bath is Firmly parked upon your desk VERSE 3: I’m a stone cold filler Pro roach killer I’m a fixture of fitting in A kitchen in your villa’ But my tea cup could use a little refill And I don’t suppose you got a biscuit do ya’? I’m no clever boffin but you know I’m never stopping I can stick up a partition quicker than you’d slot a noggin I’ll be bodging ‘til my spirit’s level, lying in a coffin ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing! CHORUS: Satisfaction guaranteed Cash in hand and no receipts Your dream home is my debris How’s about a cup of tea? I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement You clearly just don't appreciate the Brutalist movement. I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement I can see a little room for improvement Regulations? Nah, never use ‘em. I can see a little room for improvement

[@kid73245]

House flipper is the game my friends watch me play and question my sanity as I sink hours upon hours cleaning a house while putting off cleaning my own.

[@The_Rayman_Derivative]

How come I saw the thumbnail before this came out?

[@lacoma631]

Have you made a song about "Titanfall" yet?

[@morningstar9849]

You should do a song where it's all of the player characters from The Fallout franchise basically arguing over the issues that they have to deal with in their selective games

[@crazyman7615]

Is satisfaction guaranteed meant to be a quote from your crazy red song or is it a coincidence?

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"I asked you to paint my house, why the heck did you bring a hammer?" "Look, if you don't assert your dominance over the walls, they'll turn on you first chance they get."

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

you've had a wall fall on you once or twice in your life, haven't you? Personally, I've found boxing the refrigerator upside the door works wonders as well. You just have to be careful not to whack the ruddy thing so hard you dent it, or it ends up being more work.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@johnj.spurgin7037 bob's fridge?

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

@@oliviatilleman8055 while I get the reference, no. I've literally dented my own stainless steel fridge with my fist.

[@oliviatilleman8055]

@@johnj.spurgin7037 oh damn

[@TheZTMAN1]

Broke your wall? That'll be £1000, darling,

[@maxlyrenhex]

The most British song on the internet's public now, heck yeah. Genuinely such a great track.

[@ivangood7121]

His "what a fowl day" is more British

[@maxlyrenhex]

​@@ivangood7121 Hm... Perhaps stronger with its British traits, but I feel like this is a little more... 'down to Earth' British? But, yes, point taken (and his suit in that is still bloody brilliant, but I digress). I dig him singing with a ​less 'posh Brit' voice in this though (and no, I haven't forgotten the villager's section from 'What a Fowl Day').

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

Id say British summer jam is more British for... obvious reasons

[@maxlyrenhex]

So all the other suggestions for more British songs are great, and I can get behind them, but this felt so much more British... I blame the Sports Direct mug.

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

@@maxlyrenhex yeah, the sports direct mug has a lot if British points ~~jd sports is better smh~~

[@Christopheromoan]

As a professional house painter he’s spot on with the weird paint names. They’re always like “Sleepy Morning” and “Rustling Leaves” lol

[@alexandrerosas5269]

Ah yes "Bright black" Also know as white

[@metarcee2483]

My hallway is painted in "floaty clouds". It's an ivory white.

[@robertaylor9218]

Not to mention “white” isn’t actually a useful answer. So many whites, and every brand’s white are different.

[@Christopheromoan]

@@robertaylor9218 Snow White off white Princeton white Cotton white cloud white deep white

[@robertaylor9218]

@@Christopheromoan white, or the base? Or did you mean white-white? We may have to order that. Wait. Did you mean Ben Moore, or Sherwin, they aren’t the same white. Well it only matters if there is something you wanted to not paint, as in less than the house. Oh, you means Swiss Coffee? Ok, what brand’s Swiss? Don’t know?Sure, I’ll get a sample and try to match it.

[@noagero7351]

2:24 "Just a bit emulsional" That is the best pun I have ever heard in my entire life

[@enjoyasalad647]

HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS

[@Bisexual_Anti-Matter]

He literally made an ENTIRE VERSE out of paint colours. It's perfect✨

[@riseofevillink]

I mean it's not that surprising when he's made a whole verse with words that contain the word can in them.

[@Bisexual_Anti-Matter]

@@riseofevillink True, this person is an absolute marvel

[@kylerivera3470]

I have to wonder just how many of those were actual names of paint colors. "Maybe Blue" is obviously fake (unless it is somehow not), but the others were all within the range that I could see someone actually calling a color that.

[@Bisexual_Anti-Matter]

@@kylerivera3470 Good point 🤔

[@IamSamys]

People getting so emulsional over this

[@cobaltdeleon]

I like the chorus's nod to "Rouge's Gallery". It really drives home how trustworthy these two gentlemen are.

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

Heard satisfaction guaranteed and immediately went down to the comments

[@authorbiologist4434]

No retractions, no receipts

[@drawsgaming7094]

Unfortunately I didn't get that reference. I wasn't such a fan of that song.

[@theregularterrarian3933]

same

[@torazely]

Actually, this isn't the first time he's done that. Some of his songs has references and callbacks to past songs.

[@Freeced]

"Are you sure you want the glass translucent" nearly sent me off the road when I heard it on Spotify, I'm so glad I made my way here for the full experience. What's left of the house looks lovely!

[@TheStupendium]

I am glad you enjoyed it and equally sorry for almost sending you into a traffic collision.

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Hm, a lot of the rooms shown actually have a pretty good paint job, 'specially the orange-and-grey one. Theory: Painting is the one thing the House Flipper is good at and has professional pride and passion for, which is why he's so disappointed that his customer prefers white colored walls.

[@heliveruscalion9124]

stupendium hearted this, so it's canon

[@michaelzhang9806]

I think that he’s fairly good at everything except for the most important part, actually installing anything or removing/replacing. He also has never used a single safety precaution and just uses the most overboard option ever

[@IzDBun]

@@Seafowl no he just liked the pun so he had to do it

[@IzDBun]

@@Seafowl "Ya know I had to do it to em"

[@garrettbates9124]

He's good at everything, just lazy and doesn't follow safety precautions.

[@Benny_Blue]

I feel like you legitimately broke some OSHA violations while filming this. Worth it!

[@levb258]

Do you mean HSE? OSHA is a US agency.

[@ionmaster9878]

Which things were broken?

[@TippyDeVil]

@@levb258 At any rate, I'm sure a manual spontaneously combusted somewhere

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@ionmaster9878 the entire house. Had to build it again from scratch.

[@MissFazzy]

@@ionmaster9878 tea at a construction site is a majore one with fines up to 1 billion dollars

[@geniusgamer3840]

"Just a bit emulsional" after listing off all of those -colors- colours is probably the best thing I've ever heard (until next month, of course)

[@SwiftpawWolffox]

These are the kind of wordplay we come here for.

[@weltato]

It's so clever, I loved that line. Especially while holding a tin of emulsion.

[@DR-xb6vn]

"Eventually all walls meet demolition" - now that's foreshadowing

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

So wall street had to keep the tradition

[@godmodeextreme]

Their financial systems resigned to ignition

[@Thumb_]

And out of the ashes, we have arisen!

[@mr.moustachio2968]

An empire is forged in the fire of ambition

[@isaacmontecillo4762]

@@mr.moustachio2968 That's from the data stream.

[@mistahspoke9281]

I love how Stupendium can go from suave business man to super sketchy looking handy man.

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

A comment I can't find atm from Stupendium himself indicated that he got into all this business hoping to land a job in acting. It didn't pan out that way, but instead, he took the passion he had and the skills he developed and brought them to KZbin, where he found his calling in these music videos. So, given how he started out, it's maybe not so surprising that acting is something he has a talent and passion for, on top of his musical talents. The original comment I sourced this from was a relatively short reply to another comment on his "No Waves Like Home Video", couldn't find it, but I thought I'd share.

[@katiecollins32]

Ah glad to see some sports direct mug representation. Truly a British icon.

[@weltato]

I know! I literally yelled "Sports Direct!" when I saw it, it made me insanely happy for absolutely no reason.

[@KainYusanagi]

All us Spiff watchers definitely noticed the Yorkshire Tea!

[@weltato]

@@KainYusanagi Oh absolutely!

[@cyberneticblood7291]

Is it even a british house without that cauldron of a mug

[@connorirons4542]

@@cyberneticblood7291 no. I have one that is still in good condition after years of use and three house moves. Those mugs are essential to have stored at the back at the cupboard.

[@JustASmore]

This man, THIS MAN, just seriously rhymed colors. This song is just so goood

[@fireflam1682]

And they are all real...

[@fireflam1682]

See the only cans song.

[@dragonoidsix]

Including the color Orange! Seriously impressive!

[@f3tsch906]

Minute 2:00 if anyone needs it :)

[@glarnboudin4462]

Not even - man fucking made a rap out of *paint swatches.*

[@nobleknight5285]

3:34 he took the time to commit arson and burn his house down just for one scene in a song mad respect

[@knight_h3172]

wait, he actually does it???

[@Freshest_Water]

@@knight_h3172 No love.

[@idontknoq4813]

@@knight_h3172 r/woosh

[@the4tierbridge]

@@knight_h3172 Yes Love

[@blarg2429]

@@knight_h3172 maybe Love..

[@Tozzywozzy01]

So you filmed this at your new place huh? I can only imagine a neighbour at the window witnessing your antics. "JUNE! Juuuuuune!" "What?" "You know that bloke who's moved in next door?" "Yeah." "He's outside with the pressure washer!" "So?" "He's singing at a camera and shooting the water at the tree. I'm telling you, love, he's gonna bring down the neighbourhood." "He seemed very nice when I talked to him this morning. Anyway, you had a bad enough opinion about John when he lived there." "Well yeah, I mean, one day his wife's there, next day she's disappeared without a trace." "Don't start on that again." "She's buried under the decking, I swear it. He's standing on her corpse, June!" "No he's not. She divorced him and moved in with her sister." "Who told you that, June? Hmm? John did." *Continues watching Stupes jumping around on the decking* "You should tell him."

[@monke7919]

How are you able to so perfectly capture the essence of a real conversation while still making it somehow infinitely humorous at the same time

[@florencedelves7409]

@@monke7919 Plot twist: They ARE the neiboughrs

[@Lynfista]

if you were his neighbour then you'd be soaked from the pressure washer

[@Endtherinbetween]

💀

[@anintendolover8416]

this is the longest comment I've read that was actually incredibly funny

[@zackinator1439]

Just when I think Stupendium has hit the ceiling of wordplay, he just shatters it with lines like "I'm not hurt or anything, just a bit emulsional"

[@M1ST3RFOX]

Shattering ceilings is rather fitting for this song

[@ammarsp]

@@M1ST3RFOX holy shit wtf

[@segevstormlord3713]

I loved that pun.

[@d4s0n282]

@@M1ST3RFOX holy, well played

[@Fluffal_Enthusiast]

Officially the most Bri'ish song on the interwebs

[@TheStupendium]

Too right, m8.

[@waterbottle195]

@@TheStupendium Cuppa tea?

[@KainYusanagi]

@@TheStupendium Don't you mean "roight"? :P Loved the song, Stupes!

[@boxman9663]

Gen I have a cuppa tea, fancks m8, anyway when do ya find va gkween will doy

[@catgaming9369]

Hey do you still have the t? I am kinda sick and could use some.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

★★★★☆ He was really nice and easy to work with, giving me plenty of suggestions and always singing while working, unfortunately, I had a friend of mine (an experienced handyman) look into his work, and apparently his job wasn't the best, putting outlets in the shower and removing load-bearing walls, would hire again.

[@thetwomind5912]

His first high review.

[@crazyabe4571]

Thats what happens when you get hired by a stoner.

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

Did he eat all your biscuits?

[@thedbdentity2102]

Hey I would say 99 he doesn’t get it 100 because my house collapsed one day after he came in because apparently he removed a loadbearing wall

[@libertyprime7911]

Don't question a true artist.

[@bthsr7113]

I love how the character stops thinking about the con and genuinely gets invested in the colors.

[@gabrielheinz6845]

Never knew seeing Stupendium in overalls while singing as a confident handy man would complete my life.

[@Despacitoian]

And talking mostly with the left side of his mouth somehow

[@phantom_shadow3711]

@@Despacitoian and use a sledgehammer as a microphone

[@hellothere6913]

Ikr

[@Benny_Blue]

"Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" is an underrated line.

[@lordeverett5642]

A furlong?

[@enzuki]

I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.

[@TheEldritchKnight1317]

I think THE Reason why your music is so catching is because you can HEAR how much fun you had recording it

[@yaboirikki2596]

Based on the information that the renovator has Tom Nook’s accent, Crazy Red’s chorus, and Blather’s bridge, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is the man who builds your house extensions in Animal Crossing when you’re not looking. His outrageous prices are heavily influenced by working for the extortionist swine known as Tom Nook, as is his sense of interior decorating that leads to being baffled by someone wanting white walls instead of funky wallpaper colors. In this essay I will

[@theonlygirlism]

nice theory🙂

[@off-the-grounder568]

Both Tom Nook and House Flipper mention their buildings collapsing in their songs.

[@Menchii_bug]

Where’s the essay, commenter

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@off-the-grounder568 that's why Tom Nook keeps him employed despite being bad at his job. Tom Nook WANTS the houses to collapse

[@jessehunter362]

Funky wallpaper colors are very good

[@rustage]

i've already watched this like 20 times

[@TheStupendium]

Those'll cost you extra, love. ;)

[@Kya10]

@@TheStupendium You dropped your king, crown

[@rednecromancer2579]

@@Kya10 like 90% sure that’s wrong.

[@CaptainGreenEye]

Me to its just so good

[@ophiuchus_kin]

@@Kya10 there's room for improvement

[@SockimusPrime]

This feels like a very clever way to write off an entire home renovation as a business expense.

[@erk2311]

Not gonna lie "You sure you want the glass translucent" really got me

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I picture the backstory for this character being like an art major who's Dad was a handyman. He genuinely does know his stuff, and has an eye for aesthetics, but most of his work comes from brutally boring white-on-white paint jobs, loose/rusty pipes, and demanding, stingy clients. Disillusioned with his work, he basically just doesn't give af for most of it, alternating between doing the bare minimum effort and actively scamming his clients just to get by. Yet deep down, all he really wants, is a truly fulfilling, challenging reno. Something to tie together his two great loves; art and home decor, so that just one time, he can feel like he hasn't wasted his time. You could write a book about this stuff, honestly lol

[@Verdego]

“Satisfaction guaranteed / Cash in hand and no receipts” _Flashbacks to Rogue's Gallery._ Oh no… In all seriousness, great job with this song! Way to incorporate your move into your projects!

[@NilsMunchGecko]

Not gonna lie, that Orange/Gray Satisfactory coloring on that room looks absolutely sharp.

[@Mamorufumio]

makes me just want to put a 'little' factory in there

[@lukebennett4804]

I don't think anyone can disagree

[@catqueen2890]

1:47 "do you really need to tile all my ceilings" one of the best parts😂

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Every time stupes releases a song I have the same thought: "this is by far his best work", they're all so amazing

[@noneuklid]

Well, he always has a little room to improve.

[@BaconBoys995]

Facts.

[@angelramirezgarcia8264]

One might think that, after always doing songs better than the previous ones, The Stupendium would eventually hit the ceiling, but that's the thing... There is no ceiling, only the stars. (And wind instead of walls.)

[@harrysteward5337]

Can't believe stupes bought an entire house for this song. Now that's dedication to production value.

[@motherfuckingenterprises7436]

It could also be a set pal, still it IS dedication.

[@froggyfresh08]

It could be the house he lives in

[@kingdynam4315]

@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 it actually is his house, check the description

[@motherfuckingenterprises7436]

@@kingdynam4315 Wow!

[@harrysteward5337]

@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 believe it or not the stupendium churned and mixed the concrete himself and built the entire house brick by brick. Honestly amazing production value.

[@shokvalu8819]

This song was five stars!* Actually five individual one-star songs, don't think about it too hard.

[@Insaneian]

Man, you've had a stellar year for releases. Just between this, Vending Machine of Love, Fragments, Fiend Like Me, and Shine Through I think I've had more songs of yours stuck in my head than my own. 😅 Bravo, bruv.

[@TheStupendium]

Awh jeez, thanks man! :)

[@alexandrerosas5269]

YOOO ITS INSANE IAN (･o･;)

[@Starlit_Onion]

Can't believe he made a song about HOUSE FLIPPER. This man is a legend. Props to you for even taking the time to think of that paint rhyme too (°-°;)

[@blakksheep736]

To be far, he was moving at the time, so it was real convenient.

[@octow]

I swear if the "Satisfaction guaranteed" line is a reference to your Redd song you're a GENIUS. Also congrats for the song !

[@spikeytent6084]

Also cash in hand and no receipt is is the another way of saying no transactions no receipts

[@jeishiikanzaki]

His songs are all in universe. It is one big Stupendiumverse being crafted through the use of songs. He is a fucking mad lad genius.

[@octow]

Yo did we just get Stupendilore ?

[@coal8895]

Yep it is! Hence why he said 'cash in hand' since that's the same as saying 'no transactions'

[@Mazeii]

I like to think that you ACTUALLY had to paint the walls for yourself and while doing so you were thinking of all the wordplay you can make in this situation and all the funny colour names, just imagine Stupendium with a paintbrush gigling to himself and while painting a wall.

[@epikitee2186]

I love that image, thank you.

[@CasualCapSkips]

When the chorus kicked in and he said "Satisfaction guaranteed," I immediately followed up with "No retractions, no receipts, refund laws may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea." I have an unhealthy amount of knowledge about this channel's Animal Crossing songs.

[@tobysvideos1227]

Bringing back the “satisfaction guaranteed cash in hand and no receipts” line from 16 videos ago from rouge’s gallery is astounding, I love how they perfectly played a psycho construction worker with a stereotypical Brooklyn accent.

[@TheStupendium]

This is the most British accent I have ever done in a video. It is not Brooklyn. xD

[@yazidefirenze]

Britlyn

[@Goblinoiddoof]

I think it's like southern England, or a londoneer. That or it's just Stupendium's accent turned up to the max

[@Collisto2435]

@@Goblinoiddoof We call that cockney

[@ansar3639]

@@TheStupendium you got about right,just be a little less British

[@RockingSpaceDragon]

I'm pretty sure I've had a dozen builders who sounded exactly like this as well (though considerably less musical!)

[@carissamace]

We once had a contractor who sang songs musicals while he worked. It’s weird seeing the guy installing a cable line humming Phantom.

[@rickypedia999]

Thats why this guy gets away with it. You pay for the pageantry. Not the vanity. Not the cabinetry Not the balcony Not the canopy, thats a fallacy Pageantry is worth more than frugality Because financially thats insanity! And if your home reaches capacity Well build it up, add some verticality!

[@orangejuiceislife9910]

Getting my kitchen remodeled as we speak, literally the perfect time for the perfect song. Thanks again for the bop Stupes!

[@dombelly3343]

2:54 now that is the look of a man who has absolutely no idea what he's doing anymore but is doing anyways

[@AshAquamarine]

"Just a bit emulsional" is just an awful fucking pun that I CACKLED at.

[@LunarNeedle]

"Satisfaction guaranteed, no retractions - no reciepts" - Redd "Satisfaction guaranteed, cash in hand and no reciepts" - Flipper I see they went to the same school! Good on 'em.

[@matthewfitzpatrick2225]

So that’s why there were 24 crates of acrylic missing.

[@Agagnier]

Art school? More like the Art of Theft!

[@ellesirian2709]

I just noticed this! Looking for self-references in these is almost as entertaining as the actual music.

[@wakipaki7381]

A bit like the two Frostpunk songs had some crossover chorus too

[@isaacmontecillo4762]

@@wakipaki7381 At 3:28 What do you think that he is doing in the background please?

[@supremecalamitas342]

All Stupendium songs have one thing in common, extremely good flow, and this has one of the best of any songs i've listened too.

[@justno1501]

I don't know how such a man can animate beautifully, write and sing amazing and comes up with clever puns

[@XENOWOLFI]

Seeing you point at the camera with disco lights on and holding a sledgehammer, *and* dancing, is the most amazing fever dream

[@aqua-simp4745]

"Why do I need all these taps ? Someone take them away please !" That's is the greatest song you've ever made for sure !

[@proflns8558]

I've been relistening to all of Stupes' older songs and he certainly saw that little room for improvment and nailed it. Compare this song to the ones he was releasing two years ago and the improvement in music quality is phenomenal. He's mastered his art so much that even when making a song about his rennovations, it's brilliant.

[@omnipotentpumpkin9755]

He really is a genius, a big lovable genius with a moustache.

[@d4s0n282]

and the older ones are still VERY GOOD

[@proflns8558]

@@d4s0n282 Oh, of course. Some of my favourite songs ever are his early ones, like 'Milk Milk Lemonade'

[@Mynameishassan0]

I like those ones still

[@Mynameishassan0]

I remember when they were new But tbh art of darkness was good

[@aquamarie3117]

Dude my theatre kid brain is going nuts for all these songs

[@thetruecrystalvixen]

This song is on my 'listen while doing chores' and 'building anything game' playlists. It is catchy and boppy, while depressing about a snakeoil selling cowboy builder.

[@gaiusperson8704]

Yo can you link me that Building anything game playlist, i need some music to rennovate my island on animal crossing

[@propagandatv6951]

As someone who renovates pepoles houses to make a living, this is so accurate. 1:03 Even the Van is the exact same model we got. xD

[@DanielCoffey67]

Remember not to sing this out loud at your next client... they might get worried! Although if they sing along with you, you may get lucky and score a second Custard Cream... or perhaps a Bourneville?

[@00Vanir00]

“ ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing! “ Was that a reference to Power Wash Simulator? If so, nice. And also thank for recognizing that the game should pressure wash and not power wash.

[@yazidefirenze]

"Yer window's cracked, but it's squeaky clean." "You don't like it? Well, no need to be so mean," "I'll cleanse the mold with a water jet" "Though I haven't seen any on there yet."

[@thevideogamenerd2268]

Ello luv ows your day mine's good

[@MiudmonDice]

there's actually an in-game text in powerwash simulator lampshading that exact thing. I believe the fire station cleaning has it.

[@stipdip7785]

It's not a reference, it's a 2 second trailer for a PWS (Power Wash Simulator) song

[@yazidefirenze]

@@stipdip7785 "Til then I got a new side gig in Pressure Washing!" [POWER WASH SIMULATOR]

[@raptorking2022]

This song alone has done something very amazing. And that is creating stupendium lore. On the page with the ratings you see advertisements for the satisfactory company and the 2 point hospital company with stupendium in the advertisements. Meaning they are in the same universe and time period as this song. Now i understand it was just a cool little easter egg. But i still find the idea of stupendium lore amazing

[@plazmu_playz_ytvods4526]

as a son of a builder, I LOVE this song it reminds me of the early morning smell of going to a new house after grabbing summing from screwfix and a bap from the burger van. LOVE IT (especially the Tea & Biscuits parts cuz our customers would always offer BTW to all ppl if u don't offer your builders a biscuit and a drink that's just disgusting lads)

[@dimitrihogan1383]

As someone not British what is a bap?

[@plazmu_playz_ytvods4526]

@@dimitrihogan1383 Food Of The Gods

[@darthzasheic3352]

@@dimitrihogan1383 probably a burger or something going by the burger in his hand.

[@tnarwhal]

@@dimitrihogan1383 basically a bread roll common food here especially for breakfast (basically a sandwich)

[@vylbird8014]

@@dimitrihogan1383 Something between bread buns. The exact contents varies by shop and preference. Pick from this list: Sausage, fried egg, bacon, brown sauce, tomato sauce, mustard. Here: i.pinimg.com/474x/0b/0e/e0/0b0ee0d0695395ec346281f3f5b6dcc6--plate-design-calorie-counter.jpg

[@PaperPushingPauper]

Stupes had a lot of fun making this video. Literally look at his smirk when he walks by with the strobe lights

[@TH-cl9tr]

I dunno Stupendium, I think there's still a little "room for improvement" Anyways now that I got that joke outta the way, amazing song as always!

[@samueleveleigh2767]

I think we can all agree on one thing. With this song there is most definitely no room for improvement.

[@ucitymetalhead]

I haven't heard a home improvement rap this good since weird Al's handy and hardware store.

[@RockingSpaceDragon]

Hell yeah, more Stupes! You can turn ANYTHING into a song and it'll kick ass, as evidenced by this! Only the Stupendium could make a song about home improvement and make it an absolute banger!

[@AlexanderAzarov]

Dan Bull didn't do so badly, either.

[@melissamurphy5315]

This is a straight bop and I'm going to organize and paint with this playing in the background. See how long it takes for my husband to worry and make sure I haven't picked periwinkle for the walls.

[@feralheart2299]

Just use Maybe Blue. She'll love it.

[@Fuzzthefurr]

You know how you can tell when a singer is smiling, or when a creator is having a lot of fun with their creation? Yeah. Me too. This is a great example of that.

[@dragonqueen7328]

Stupendium's dancing in this one is legendary. I think it about it all the time

[@JoshuaEBSmith]

I have been in home-repair mode all summer, stuck trying to repair a house built in 1920 and repaired in the 1980s by a guy that knew more about the crack pipe than PVC pipe. This song hits so hard I nearly drove off the highway both laughing AND crying at the same time. Utterly. Absolutely. Brilliant.

[@vortex_all9055]

damn stupes almost caused two traffic based deaths which is not a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[@skepticalauto19]

​​@@vortex_all9055alright doofenshmirtz

[@thermz]

Still don't get how this mastermind make so perfectly fitting lyrics to all these games. I'm amazed everytime you release a new song nowadays Stupes. Keep it up!

[@myrixica4222]

I hate how well you captured the shitty one man scam in a van tradies.

[@mordestar5777]

I've now decided he says "greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" because that's the minimum distance of restraining order that literally every other contractor has on him, and he's turned that into an advantage

[@Edgemender]

Ok, i need to say The Rythm of your songs always improves something Nice work

[@Usual_User]

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[@reep2959]

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[@residentfacehead3465]

I feel like stupes could make an entire song out of paint colors and it would still bop.

[@triggerhappy4199]

Give

[@angelramirezgarcia8264]

Is that a challenge?

[@ethanbrandt8617]

I absolutely love that this song is based on how everyone actually plays the game vs how it was intended to be played.

[@magical_onion9854]

3:19 the fact that he has a dan bull mug is so funny- on a side note, this song is an absolute bop

[@starwalker9188]

Something about the converse with the full-leg overalls, the hair, and the mustache all together with the little accessories like the watch just creates an incredibly charming character design. So casual, so cute, so...scumbag. Perfection.

[@Lathland]

A) How can someone choose a white wall after seeing 'Maybe Blue'!? 2) Did you record this because you moved and saw an opportunity? If so, that is honestly genius. iii) For a game I actually have little interest in myself, this is honestly one of my favorite game-based songs and is on my repeat playlist as we speak! Great job, really loved this one!

[@wolf-tec]

1st i see OwO now you everyone is here

[@TheStupendium]

Correct! I was moving house and needed some content I could easily make whilst actually decorating. :P

[@fnaffoxy1987]

@Natalia Heras Terol Because he said so in one of his previous videos

[@lolsz1]

wait tf latharix?

[@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am]

A) 2) iii) That's the most Lathrix thing ever.

[@samus2205]

The brutalist movement is truly underrated

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

_(shoe0nhead screaming in the distance)_

[@stormfire9612]

"Just a bit emulsional" LOVE that line lmfaoo

[@montgomerygh]

I’m sure there’s a joke to be made that Stupes could make a song about paint drying and it would slap. But this one kinda does!! As a new homeowner I can SO relate to this. Sadly my handyman has neither Stupes’ lyrical wit nor glorious facial hair.

[@Ihaveagasmask]

The paint finally closet to drying Almost dry almost there Can’t believe we got this far

[@marshakthebearbarian8326]

The way he sang "Satisfaction guaranteed, Cash in hand and no receipts..." was the final thing that made me fall in love with this song too. This mans talent is awe inspiring.

[@krishanth5750]

2:17 I know how it feels when you do something over excessively and then realize that you only you had needed to like 1% of that work

[@shikyo88]

I'm still amused that this song was posted two days after we had just moved into our new house. Everything happening in this song relates so much to the 10 months we endured while building this house, (For example; I was very picky about what colors I wanted the walls, the contractor was about to go insane just trying to get the structure approved by the city, most of the appliances and what not we ordered from overseas were on back order, etc.). So now, my son listens to this song as a favorite of his and I am instantly reminded of those ten months, lol. Nonetheless, I really like this song.

[@shikyo88]

@N Fels Lol I'm fully aware that the contractor was the problem, but my husband sides with his dad that everything's fine. This place was so lazily put together all because we didn't couldn't pay more on it than we already were. I'll be lucky if this house won't be the death of me. +shrugs+ And it certainly is NOT worth the price they charged, but there's nothing I can do about it.

[@genericfriend2568]

You pull of the 'scummy' lyrics so perfectly every time you do them, Data Stream, Fine Print and Nook line and Sinker are wonderful examples.

[@astralastrid4150]

Everything and anything has room for improvement if Stupes hadn't made a song about it! Nice work as always.

[@tacoboi2035]

It's funny to imagine that your house is burning down and the architect is just like:'that'll be £500,000, a car and 3 souls of the damned'

[@SorcerorNobody]

"They say home is where the heart is-" Wait, is that the same motif from Matter of Factories and Hallowed Wings again? You sneaky genius, you.

[@Yellinger]

I love how he made the color verse rhyme… the amount of work that goes into these songs is amazing. I’ve loved every song he’s made, they’re all so underrated

[@OriginalElysian]

You sound a bit emulsional

[@Ihaveagasmask]

I think he even painted the wall

[@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150]

Been playing this game for a long time now, and now we got a Stupes tune to groove along with? Banging! I'd say that calls for a cuppa!

[@powdereyes2210]

I like how he can make songs about games where you could do anything Screw with the customers or not he gives the character interesting and entertaining personality that wasn’t there in the game itself which I respect him for Amazing job

[@Edmund-od7mv]

This song is the most British thing I've ever heard.Great bloody job, mate.This song is such a banger there isn't any room for improvement at all. 🧡

[@notoriosj2947]

Jesus Stupes I didnt know you were such a jack of all tradesman, gotta leave a 5-star review after this big job Another banger Stupes, keep up the great work ;)

[@ammarsp]

So you've got 4 alts huh

[@notoriosj2947]

@@ammarsp ?

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

@@notoriosj2947 Well how else are you gonna give him five one-star reviews?

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Ah yes, the beginning of a new month. Winter is coming, birds are leaving to warmer places, and Stupendium uploads a new song! Lovely times!

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Thanks for the heart! Appreciated! 👍

[@CrazyAceking]

This man is responsible for every apartment in NYC, show some damn respect! His technique of painting over the light switches, plugs, and cockroaches, my god it's genius!

[@katonnor]

I love how you can turn any game even one that seems kind of innocent into a full on villain song.

[@Kiwi-fl8te]

The jams keep coming and they don't stop coming. Dude I'll never get over how talented and full of style you are.

[@vacuoussaturn]

You know Stupes, it still amazes me how you’re able to raise the standards for yourself every time you make a new video. And I must say that using what I can only assume to be your new house as the set is ingenious. Par for the course, the song is yet another bop-the editing with the different colors was definitely my favorite bit, and the lyrics were even more sassy this time around (not to say that’s a bad thing, darling~). Well, that’s all from me for now. Until next time!

[@crepanims8886]

stupendium: 0:17 its halve eleven and your doorbell chimes also stupendium: knocks on door

[@pessoinha5529]

I can't see any room for improvement in this music, it's already perfect

[@EndlessJune413]

I'm speechless, How is stupendium able to make a song out Of every Game, AND ALSO MAKE IT A GOOD SONG!? Great Job as always, i love the reference to Rogue Galery in the chorus. I love this song!

[@laharlkent]

Wait till you hear his superman 64 song next year, It will shock you how great he is. lol

[@CJPugh23]

Cheers, Stupes, my wife wants to buy House Flipper now. Another banger as always, man. Emulsion pun had me creased.

[@SeekerOfCrimson]

I love the fact that, though living only an 1/8th mile away, a 2 1/2 hour detour to the M25 was taken.