Roombo: First Blood - The Homicidal Hoover That Could

[@mcdodge6679]

could you just imagine the faces of the owner's of this roomba when their unclogging it and find a severed human hand and someone scalp

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

A homicidal vacuum cleaner was all I needed to hear to know this video is gonna be amazing

[@Mini_Squatch]

Wow someone actually made a game out of the ol' "tape a knife to a Roomba and let 'er go" thing

[@Streptovarius]

I can't help but feel it would be better to just call the cops. All the traps look like they'd be expensive to replace. The owner must be really confused about how many ceiling fans he has to replace.

[@AnprimGang]

How would a hoover call the police?

[@DigiDoesStuff]

@@AnprimGang The same way it can collapse a ceiling fan I guess

[@polygondwanaland8390]

American solution: give the Roomba a gun

[@pokeguyzilla5597]

I’m liking the new Rumu DLC.

[@rumu2238]

I love not intruders

[@youraverageteadrinker2744]

@@rumu2238 you must hate germans then

[@Xenotric]

[@PoisonInc]

Some people look for battery life or bag capacity in Roombas; if I ever get one it'll be rage meter efficiency.

[@Kariudosan]

17:40 "There's a lot of footsteps along here...which is a problem" Yep, those footsteps certainly are the most important problem in that there room.

[@hamzahsajjad7952]

Wait is this a sequel to RUMU

[@ManyATrueNerd]

No, but it does rather feel like RUMU: Kill Everything

[@hamzahsajjad7952]

@@ManyATrueNerd headcannoning this Also going back to watch you play RUMU

[@sanicyack1691]

The moment I saw this I had a huge Deja Vu, glad to see I was not going crazy with Jon controlling Roombas in my nightmares

[@7uring]

@@sanicyack1691 that's also a new headcannon. Jon's a dream eating Roomba-puppet master.

[@sabrinnnaaaaaaa]

Sabrina upgraded rumu after she moved in

[@christophhofland8890]

a roomba guard dog that can clean up blood in one go and suck up the bodies of the robbers its slain? Amazing product 10/10

[@Cruzz999]

I'll use this video to convince my girlfriend why we need a Roomba. Thank you!

[@johnyshadow]

Why ask? Just get one, THEN show her the video. "So, this is Roombo. He´ll be staying with us. Problems?" :D

[@MW-pb2gf]

@Johny Shadow that’s a good way to creep out a partner to the point they consider filing a restraining order, buddy

[@johnyshadow]

@@MW-pb2gf Yeah... It was supposed to be a harmless joke. Everyone has a different sense of humor, doesn´t work for everyone.

[@trashpandapaladin8989]

I feel like Roombo: Total War would tick all of Jon's boxes.

[@jamesren12980]

It’s got hovers, it’s got stealth, everything I need. IT DOES NOT HAVE HEXES

[@Jake1702]

When Home Alone meets vacuum cleaners.

[@HeroSquirrel]

"The fire is on cooldown" Yes, Jon, that's generally how fire works...

[@TheGrinningViking]

This? This you keep the plot and your reaction? I suppose I can't complain. Good job Jon, keep doing that 👍

[@Zivoradche]

Me:Oh it's cute Vacuum cleaner:* kills human by dropping ceiling fan on him* Me :oh my god.... I love it😂

[@cassidyclement5435]

man, they really took watchdogs 3 in a bold new direction

[@scbtripwire]

It's okay guys, Jon's got a good handle on the various little streaks of blood, it's just too bad he zooms past the giant puddles of blood in their favour.

[@flightlesslord2688]

This is a way more accurate realistic representation of the future than Detroit Becoming Human. Me: I enjoy this game alot. Also me: WHY TF WOULD THEY MAKE ROBOT VERSIONS OF RECENTLY EXTINCT ANIMALS FOR ZOOS AND NOT JUST MAKE CLONES!?!?

[@Kyle-yn5hy]

Can you imagine emptying that Roombo

[@RampagingCat107]

"69%, nice"

[@sharkofjoy]

Nice.

[@seandavis7218]

This is the greatest game ever made! It looks amazing

[@MadTurnip]

God: "For your unspeakable crimes, you shall be reborn as a hoover and learn the hard work... Why are you laughing?" Evil Jon: *maniacal laughter*

[@CommissarMitch]

He protecc He hacc But most importantly He clean as facc

[@sironastillwater]

Feel like the rage meter/how much blood you have sucked up would be a potentially more interesting mechanic if the doom charge was required to be used in order to make more room for blood

[@nacholibre4516]

Jon try to keep the killing in a concentrated area and dont waste time cleaning until all are dead. The percentage cleaned is measured from the amount of dirt and blood on the scene at the moment the minute cleaning time begins. If you already cleaned up then it will be very hard to get a good percentage when the cleaning begins. And he finds out as I'm writing this😋

[@tach5884]

"I am the greatest vacuum cleaner of all time" Good. That can be your job in hell.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

John Rambo is one of the most sympathetic mass murders in literature. Clearly, he was tortured and turned into what he became. Read the book. There's no sequels, just pain.

[@Mobysimo]

I'm kinda disappointed that the main goal isn't to go around collecting electronics and building a robot body to completely obliterate the intruders

[@supr3m3panda]

Ah, a game that lets me be Stabby the Space Roomba. Excellent.

[@Allesef]

one person breaking in and stealing your stuff in home invasion and burglary. two people? probably still the same case. three or four? okay... eight people? i feel like that's gotta have its own classification.

[@jordanpike5816]

That's almost a hate crime or a mobbing

[@NevG27]

This is home alone with a hoover. Merry Christmas.

[@1337Aiel]

Roombu love not intruders

[@jjfajen]

A house that automatically cleans up dead bodies? Getting some "There Will Come Soft Rains" vibes.

[@polishenglish8356]

Such an amazing idea for a game! :)

[@bonelessbones1176]

I legitimately thought this was just another RUMU video I forgot to watch

[@Triviata84]

Came to the comments for Rumu comparisons. Was not disappointed. MATN community, never change you glorious people.

[@littlenikke]

Roombo loves you.

[@7uring]

As long as you're it's rightfull owner.

[@dante_m]

The sequel I never knew I wanted.

[@KOT_AMV]

Oh my god there's an achievement at 29:25 called ZA WARUDO. This is the best game

[@pyrenviii3053]

Kono Roombo Da!

[@KOT_AMV]

@@pyrenviii3053 WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@gaminreasons8941]

I swear I've seen you play this. No I'm not confusing it with RUMU.

[@authmastasly]

Me too...this is serious deja vu.

[@pluto3194]

I swear I've also seen him play this

[@mox_hearts]

Maybe it's the art style? Idk, I vaguely remember something in this style at least.

[@Hest55]

I have the same Deja Vu Feeling

[@ManyATrueNerd]

Are you thinking of Serial Cleaner?

[@clumsygarage1578]

You messed with the roomba, welcome do your doomba.

[@thebpphantom]

I love the name pun! So good!

[@torgranael]

Imagine not cleaning at all. Would the owner come in thinking it's a A Nightmare on Roombo St?

[@ethanhickey5478]

This person must be loaded considering people keep breaking into their house and no one is ever heard to have come out alive.

[@nicoloesparra1988]

The roombo should have just tried to learn how to paint the walls red lol

[@o-mangaming5042]

So this is why pets are afraid of vacuum cleaners. Makes sense.,

[@turnbull832]

This screams humble bundle to me. So I'll hold out and wait for that.

[@Titan-gs6cf]

"69% there, nice" I see what you did there, Jon

[@loveinlife0099]

His name is Roombo! Not Rambo The Homicidal Hoover?????? Love your work Jon! Keep it up! :)

[@BRUXXUS]

Edit: Nevermind... he figured it out. :P Wonder if you'd get a higher clean percent if you didn't clean as you went, since it's based on the condition the floor is in once you kill the last baddie. You'd be able to clean much more at that point, relative to trying to just hit the small little patches left after cleaning as you go?

[@RowanMackenzie]

So...it's Watch Dogs essentially, when you have the little jumpy thing out

[@MrOrdosan]

I thought i saw jon play this before >.> was it another youtuber then? if so then who! gah this is gonna driv me nuts

[@t3ichtaucher]

Maybe CallMeKevin?

[@jimmycher45]

I feel like this game will be better timed. Like you have 5 minutes kill and clean 1 invader. And you can add many challenges to that

[@leod.v.3854]

29:20 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!??? This is officially the best game (by the way im talking about the achivement)

[@Kaarl_Mills]

*KONO ROOMBO DA!*

[@eruditeboi]

"69% there, nice" -MATN 2K19

[@moonbeam465]

this is such a cute game despite the murder haha

[@fredrickbanks1966]

I imagine the roomba (I’ve named it doomba) is a prototype and it is installed with a “remove the evidence” subroutine

[@VictorTheLegend]

I would like an upgrade function in this game... Imagine like a cleaning vortex that you can activate for 5 seconds xD

[@BarbarianGod]

I think the rage meter goes up as you clean?

[@RinIsArty]

Is this set in the universe of RUMI? The art style is really similar

[@bibeau756]

There's a missing box to tick: the game doesn't have hexes.

[@DrPickleCheese]

Coincidently my friends and I are making a video called Killer Roombas From Outerspace 😂

[@asbestosfish_]

I didn’t expect HAL’s testing versions to have so many glitches.

[@wolfqueen137]

Such a cute little murder bot XD

[@kruzthewolf]

Could throwing a window at someone be called reverse defenestration? 🤔 *In Soviet Russia, window thrown through you*

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

Guys, why can't we be so tidy? Even Roomba here cleans up after committing murder. Also, if your Roomba killed a person, are you as an owner liable for murder?

[@Theexplorographer]

Mentions doors in the first minute....never uses doors.

[@milmil5350]

Isn't this a smart home device? I think I saw one that looked similar to this that also has built in security system.

[@sironastillwater]

I love first blood.

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

And right after the stream!

[@kyledewitt4941]

It seemed like the more cleaning up he did before killing the last person the worse his total clean % was. Seems like leaving one room a disaster then hoovering it all up is worth more % EDIT: He just realized that near the end himself

[@alim4306]

nobody: jon: hErE's a GaMe ThAt i'Ve HaD mY EyE oN fOr A wHiLe

[@michaelskillern8449]

One of the achievements is Za Warudo. Nice.

[@rampagerslife]

Viscera cleanup detail meats mortal kombat

[@Joe125g20]

You've played this before... I'm almost certain! Not RUMU, definitely one about a homicidal Roomba... I'm sure it was you? Am I going mad?

[@ameno21]

Besides the increase of thief doe's something changes in this game??? More traps, new rooms, abilieties???

[@roy69302]

Surely when it’s a fire it is not a cool down

[@Xarestrill]

When I saw this title I got a bit confused. I thought RUMU had gotten some Weird DLC.

[@5Andysalive]

Calling him a "Evil Hoover" is worth a generic perception joke...

[@arsia.]

thats totally how thiefs behave.

[@tacticalcannonfodder7369]

An expansion called firs blood part 2 would be great

[@B_Skizzle]

David and Cecily will not be pleased.

[@RowanMackenzie]

"69% there, nice" *nice*

[@roryrory1138]

"69% there. Nice. '

[@cooldude9251]

Nice

[@AsaStanleyKemler]

There was a serious missed opportunity in not calling the game “doomba”

[@railbaron1]

And miss the reference to _Rambo_

[@captfeeny]

This looks like it would get old in about 10 minutes.

[@15Maaike]

Where's the Factorio John?

[@terrencefigueroa7012]

Are the home owners not concerned about the blood on the floor

[@7uring]

6:06 "69% there, nice" - jon 2019

[@pastabad4939]

yeah Jon play starsecter I would kind of appreciate it

[@garrettshidler1576]

Will you do another fallout series, preferably kill everthing?

[@SarahAndreaRoycesChannel]

Reminds me of a fake trailer from Weird Al for Gandhi II.

[@tylerufen]

No, no... please... Allow me... CLAIRE! TEA, PLEASE!

[@tylerufen]

My guest put on LOTR, and if something makes me shudder, it's hobbits... Roomba it is!

[@cjjc1699]

Hasn't he already played this game or am I going crazy because I swear iv already seen Jon play this a while ago

[@KashouWannabe]

Reminds me of Not the Robots.

[@thomasesr]

he is like a RUMU RAMBO ROOMBA

[@thomasesr]

RUMU LOVES RAMBO

[@brianmcgloughlin7799]

Aww, you can't become sgt. Stabby.

[@brianmcgloughlin7799]

Wait, never mind.

[@BaronVonMott]

Mass murder never looked so cute!