RT Podcast: Ep. 254

[@EgoSumSimia]

I remember the Star Wars episode 1 soundtrack was released before the movie and it had a track titled "Qui-Gon's Funeral".

[@DaxterChan]

That can't be true 🪦🤣

[@EgoSumSimia]

@@DaxterChan trust

[@KCML036]

Gus, Gavin, Barbara, and Burnie! Fav combo for a podcast xD

[@RolandSchlosser]

Goeff is missing :c

[@micknick9089]

Continuing my journey of watching every episode

[@CertMediocre]

"Did they ever stuff Schrodinger's cat?" Maybe, maybe not. Who knows.

[@CertMediocre]

Schrodinger's cat is purely theoretical. I was making a Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principal joke.

[@CertMediocre]

I caught that now. Burnie was angry about people who answer with non-answers. Sorry, dude.

[@DenzaMan]

It is both stuffed and un-stuffed until we find the information.

[@arpakyna]

MWGNDify It's Heisenberg, not Heisenburg.

[@CertMediocre]

arpakyna Eh, I tried.

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

For the discussion at 1:33:30, gold is highly nonreactive. Burnie claimed he could throw it in lava, but the gold would just be dispersed into the molten rock. There is a chemical compound, however, called Aqua Regia which reacts with gold to form chloroauric acid (AuCl4-). This is one of the only cases where gold can be severely altered from its usual state, but even then it can be recovered.

[@unappropadope]

I thought it was a minecraft reference?

[@PeteSkins]

Animated adventure of Burnie's frat party tales.

[@Erika_bailey]

i remember back when i was in 1st grade i had a speaking part in a play and i messed it up and everyone laughed. I don't think i was ever in another play after that. And i hate public speaking now

[@Shaakir427]

That happened to me in kindergarten, I feel your pain

[@LensIsDead]

If it helps, no one has ever laughed at me (the opposite; I'm often complimented), and I still am deathly afraid of public speaking.

[@nathankerr393]

Wow, that name drop for Day 5 two years early.

[@jacksonli6673]

i love it when its gus gavin barbara and burnie :D

[@Obmelg]

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There i said it! COME AT ME!!!!!!

[@ricardothealien]

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[@brendangray4770]

I suddenly remember sitting in a bookcase

[@iiPeeMilk]

If Gus' autographed picture of himself framed than that would definitely make it 10x funnier.

[@Andy_Kitsune]

BURNIE'S FACE @ 1:10:47 ! XD I love this podcast! Every week I looked forward to the podcasts. They are hilarious and one of my favourite things to watch on youtube ♥

[@LAXCC31]

" Sometimes you just wanna taste something!"- Barb " Sometimes you just wanna FEEL!!!" - Gav

[@YankiRides]

We have so many Peachtree streets here (Atlanta).. putting anything in GPS is basically like asking a blind guy how my outfit looks.

[@roselee9063]

American system of measurement: imperial British: metric Gavin: "could you climb to the moon with that?

[@epr8974]

They need to make an RT Live of Matt obliterating fire hazards.

[@lvdox21]

Gold is infamous for being unreactive, the only thing that can eliminate it is Aqua Regia. Which can only be done in small amounts of gold and takes a decent amount of time. So essentially no, you can't just get rid of it

[@GirlsDeMo14]

Also, it's an element, so "getting rid of it" is practically impossible unless you pull a proton off it to turn it into a different element.

[@jasontodd4925]

You'll need google+ to change temperature. LOL

[@Titlefite]

had tosh.0 on in the background while i was watching this and i happened to look up and see burnie and geoff from the drug test short hahaha

[@stingerbrg]

Burnie's right, without the trailer the reveal of Maul having a double sided lightsaber would be awesome. And I was lucky enough to not see the trailer before hand, and did get the reveal the way it should have been. Cool.

[@cliftonsargent1572]

I always come back to these episodes, this is the best cast RT will ever have, maybe Michael for barbra BUT Prime burnie giving his opinions on world events now Gus retired from the podcast. Sad to see a good thing end.

[@matthew1503]

So Matt basically has a real-life "FUS RO DAH". Awesome.

[@BlueSwitch107]

That's one way to put it! :)

[@AWallace722]

+Matthew Chia Unrelenting force is the best shout apart from most other shouts

[@conorduffield6051]

Burnie's reaction when he found out something is in the 'Nature Box' xD

[@Zenobiwan]

less than two minutes into the podcast (if you include the ads), Gavin starts talking about hymens ... talk about a good start, stay classy roosterteeth :D

[@BlueScarabGuy]

Man, them talking about the Lego movie makes me remember how much I miss Bionicle. Now I'm depressed.

[@krypto_xd]

I just calculated it. Every US American dollar has a height of .0043 inches (roughly .01 centimeters). The moon is 238,900 miles (384472 km) away from earth. In this distance, there is 15,136,704,000 inches in that many miles. Dividing that number but .0043 as in the height of a US Dollar, the amount of money needed to have, when stacked on itself, to reach the moon if it were possible, would be about 3,520,163,720,931 dollars. This is if its laid flat, not lengthwise.

[@colerichmond298]

You.......you are brilliant

[@anoxchannel1]

NEEERRRRDDDD

[@role-playingginger6798]

I love you

[@AS-zb5vo]

we could do it several times with the US national debt. lol. nice job.

[@krypto_xd]

People in this thread call me "brilliant" and "a nerd" when really I only used google lmao

[@AllDarkness1]

Shout out to the people in Atlanta, GA. Thank You :)

[@TheDragonaf1]

1:37:06 the face of Bernie Burns as he saves the day again people, enjoy it while it lasts.

[@kingjensen3893]

I have one memory as a baby. I was sitting in a rocker looking up at my stairs, watching my mom and dad walking between their room and mine.

[@halomasterr117]

Feral children doesnt always have to be living in the woods. There's also that case of the young girl being neglected so much that she never learned any language. her name was Genie from what i remember.

[@TheLANMAC]

I think Genie is an alias. As she is still alive in her 50s. She has enough problems without people hounding her down.

[@halomasterr117]

TheLANMAC This was a while back when I studied it back in highschool like 4 years ago. I heard she was making progress with language, but it was all for naught because she wasn't able to retain any of it.

[@dancesinblood]

I was part of a Bystander Effect experiment for a friends project in my senior year of high school. We got permission but needed a hand full of people in case it got out of hand. We had people stationed in various places in the courtyard area as observers and to film as well as having the principle on standby. Our victim was this really petite girl that had stage make up so she looked bloody and bruised. Before class change we positioned her collapsed near a bush. When classes changed and people came pouring out a ridiculous amount of looked and kept walking. Some looked, stopped, and then continued. After about two minutes two students grabbed the chorus teacher who's back door led to the courtyard. The girl was a student of the teacher and he damn near broke down until my friend running the experiment called the act off. The principle calmed him down, but we still felt kind of bad. The principle was both pleased with the success and astonished. In the end, anonymous people walked by an bloody, bruised, collapsed victim. Some without even batting an eye. Some ignored it. Bystander Effect is a very scary thing.

[@kordless13]

Speaking of Bill Murray, I was at a local Wendy's on November the 12th (the day before my birthday) and Bill Murray walked up, ate one of my nuggets and said "no one will ever believe you." He then walked away like a boss,

[@jmaune1419]

no he didnt

[@kordless13]

^ see?

[@davidpoynter1223]

you guys are the only celebrities i care about, it's weird but I've been watching these videos for so long i feel like i personally know you people. thank you for making my days that aren't so fun a lot more fun and personable even. keep on keeping on.

[@TheAlchemist0201]

They did actually stuff Schrodinger's cat, they stuffed him in a box.

[@Darkrai1888]

Oh my God, The Labyrinth soundtrack is amazing. My favorite movie

[@Satherian]

I would like to note, with the whole Candy Crush nonsense, that the Wheel was successfully trademarked in Australia. Just because something is trademarked, doesn't mean the trademark can be taken away.

[@JuliusFable]

Wow, They talked about Pavlov's Dogs which is mentioned in one of my college textbooks. Sweet :)

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

I wonder if Kin Jon Un said "That's my uncle". Hue hue hue

[@sirpizo555]

Lol "Do you like Art?" - Gavin Free

[@ZionJW]

its all about 90s hip hop

[@itjake]

Best time of the week RT Podcast time!

[@Ashar121]

Love Bill Burr. Favorite comedian.

[@DETH19952]

the soundtrack to the labyrinth... Gavin just became even more awesome

[@jakejarvis1148]

Goofy Goober Rock gives me chills.

[@jatkinson1993]

damn barb almost made me spit water when she goes "have you never seen Tarzen?"

[@idontknowagoodusrnam]

0:52:44 Hmm, Kara and Barbara both spoiled an "upcoming project" that is a "show" that Rooster Teeth creates. I WONDER WHAT IT COULD POSSIBLY BE?

[@InfectedEzio]

Nature Town season 2.

[@Cup_70]

Infected Ezio hahaha.

[@DEMONCOOKIE666]

27:45 Gavin: "Imagine being a dude stepping out of that, with just 40 dead dogs behind you, just like..." *Puts on sunglasses* "Hoh... That was Ruff." YEEEEEEEAHHHHHH

[@idkidkidk2222]

For the record, the hymen will stretch to accommodate any sort of penetration, and the burning sensation girls get is just that. Only under extreme measures will it break. (this is not the kind of comment i expected to be writing opening this video omg)

[@jspang91]

Is that... Jontron?

[@GolfRambo]

What Gav was talking about with the A/C, you can do it on any car without having the car physically running, but what he was talking about was that it was most likely a push button start car. Most cars that are push button start, to start the car, the key fob needs to be INSIDE the car and you pushing the brake pedal to start it. But without it, in my brothers Infiniti at least, you can push the button twice, all your electrical will turn on, except your engine, and if your A/C is on, your condenser fan will spin and you will have A/C, but for a limited time because your compressor isn't running and I won't get into the whole magic of how your A/C works.

[@MikMaio]

1:19:16 WTF is that!? You call that a Margherita?! Oh, my dog.

[@sboy9700]

English living person here. THAT IS NOT A MARGHERITA, IT HAS VEGGIES IT IS A VEGGIE PIZZA

[@abrahamnovelo3413]

I'm kind of upset that Gus lost the argument about memory. There was real wild boy, I don't remember when or where, but when the scientists interviewed him he couldn't remember anything because he never learned to read/speak. Our memories are rooted in language, so if we can't communicate what is going on in our heads or describe what we are seeing/hearing/doing, we can't form a memory. Gavin's statement is also valid. It is very similar to what Barbara mentioned about her "video tape" memory. Our earliest memories are very deep in our subconscious and we are unable to recall them. Our memories are very easily influenced by others if we are not completely certain about the memory. Gavin might have heard a story about when his friend was little, so when he thought back to his childhood the story was still in his mind. He associated the story with the idea of his early childhood, so he then thought that it was his memory. Both Gus and Gavin had good points, but they didn't have the information to support it.

[@Jaru]

So no more CandyLand game?

[@fiveohfivethree]

Or Candyman movies?

[@Jaru]

***** no those are fine its games and shirts and educational stuff i guess haha

[@fiveohfivethree]

Jaru Oh...I was kinda hoping that because Candy Crush kinda owns the word Candy that if I said "Candyman" three times in a mirror the Candyman would go after them not me...*sadface*

[@chevychiss]

I am 15 so i grew up watching the prequel trilogy so im a really big fan of the films :)

[@corriedotdev]

The Lego movie is NOT stop motion, its fantastic to think though that the effect has came across like that. Its NOT stop motion ;)

[@jess3336677]

On the topic of not ripping people off. When I was younger my family and I were skiing and my brother was tired so he took off his snowboard. My dad was holding it and accidentally dropped it down the side of the mountain no one skis on and it was lost. We had rented the snowboard and when leaving the guys at the store forgot about it and we were in the car leaving. My dad turned around, went back and said that he hadn't yet paid for the snowboard he lost and paid a couple hundred dollars to replace it. The guys were incredibly thankful, he taught me a huge life lesson that day.

[@rrajeevy]

Haha i have to same problem as Gavin!!! When i was younger i broke my nose playing football but never went to the hospital because parents didn't think it was bad. Now im 20 and my nose is fucked up.

[@Chiikasaurus]

Did anyone catch Barbara's pun around 1:19:35? "It should be called 'Don't Eat-zza'" Lol Barb.

[@TheEnigma271]

Austin streets sound confusing

[@Ishinehappiness]

Honestly, the directions did help lmao. Thanks

[@TheVanguarderOfArms]

In lord of the rings when the fellowship of the ring, as they were traveling up the mountain in the snow, Sean Bean refused to go in a helicopter so he decided to climb the mountain

[@r200h]

He's afraid of flying in helicopters.

[@burns0100]

When Gavin said the only thing he's broken was his nose I fucking lost it! I was like no surprise there and just started cracking up...

[@bobbrown2497]

I HAVE TO SEE THE FREEZER VIDEO SOMEONE FIND IT!

[@jcurtiss1997]

he has to find it every one up vote this comment so he will see it and find that video

[@dostoveskiee]

The Japanese music video Gus is referring to @ 38:34 is Sugar Water by Chibo Motto. That's some old school stuff from the 90's there. They're also playing at the Observatory in LA in Feb.

[@sboy9700]

The memory thing. I always thought that memories were and are always just what an individual believes to have happened and may not always be the truth from both sides. It is human nature to want to be right so your mind can make it such that if you yourself are slightly unsure of an event it changes the event to make it favour you but it may not be right. That's what i thought because i always relate memory to history. It is written by the winners so some things are lost over time however when those loosers win they bring back those lost events which everyone or least some accept as it seems real.

[@Imabuzzingbee]

Psychologically, humans begin to develop memories at around the age of 3 due to the fact that they learn about the sense of self. There was an experiment done with children around the age of 3 where they put paint on the noses of kids and put them in front of a mirror. The kids that were younger than 3 laughed at the reflection and pointed at it whereas the older kids reached for their own face, recognizing the fact that the person in the mirror was themselves and that they had something on their nose. It's really fascinating to learn about. I'm sure you can find the video on youtube.

[@sboy9700]

Cheers for that guys i'll look into it

[@puffafro]

One time during a high school lunch hour I went to go get some pop tarts out of a vending machine. Well 2 packages fell out instead of just one (all of the machines were in need of repair, this is good ol Lawrence Central after all) and all I saw was a swarm of 5 black people just tackle the hell out of the machine to get the 2nd package. Idk if the flavor was the cause of commotion but they were brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts, pretty good.

[@idontknowagoodusrnam]

Some people just REALLY need their daily Pop Tart apparently...

[@puffafro]

idontknowagoodusrnam I know right, can't get enough of those pop tarts I suppose. Man those machines were screwy. And then the rare occurrence of paid item not falling out at all (which happened to me plenty of times) so you'd see people at the machines tipping them and banging against them to get their treats. I tell ya high school was vastly entertaining lol.

[@nickrwidmer]

This is the perfect cast for the podcast though I don't mind Michael whenever he's on

[@iamecol3485]

The best Podcast crew :')

[@swetypalms]

dat 80's music fist bump

[@Shelly11716]

smaug's face in the 1st hobbit was a clever un-reveal!

[@R4veZer0]

That parking garage was not Korea. It's from my crap country....Singapore xD

[@MaplePancakee]

barbara's hair looks really nice in this! gosh she's so cute

[@HoodieProduction]

I can see a Payday 2 Heist DLC comming up.....

[@Cfreas16]

Im from Atlanta, Georgia, and i can conform that everything is Peachtree

[@tibiaowned1]

How the fuck can you have a trademark named "Candy" its like having a trademark named "computer", "T-Shirt", "milk", "food" or "nuts"etc

[@TheBritishGamer93]

Gavin asks if there's a chemical that can be used to destroy gold and I think there is however I think its different to the acids they use to dissolve other metals because gold is one of the noble metals and resists being degraded by things like air, moisture and acid which I believe is a trait is shares with silver and platinum among others. I not 100% sure but I believe the acid used to dissolve gold is a mix of hydrochloric acid and nitric acid called aqua regia. It's been a long time since I learned all this so some of that may be wrong. Also I think gold is the weakest metal or if you prefer the most malleable so its the easiest to form into things.

[@footie21]

In response to Gavin's attempt to make a ladder out of one billion dollars I decided to do the math and found he wouldn't even get halfway there. I am taking the liberty to assume he would use one dollar bills so as to maximize the number of bills used, one billion one dollar bills in total. The average length of a US currency one dollar bill is 6.14 inches long. I multiplied that by one billion an obviously got a massive number: 6,140,000,000 in to be exact. Since that number is in inches, I divided it by 12 to reduce it to feet and got 511,666,666.667 ft. Finally I divided that number by 5280, because there are 5280 feet in one mile and got 96,906.565 miles. The distance to the moon is 238,900 miles so, as I stated earlier, Gavin wouldn't even get halfway there if he were to stack 1 billion one dollar bills vertically on top of each other. Sorry, mate.

[@gabrieljcs11]

I did it too, but in SI units and $20 bills.

[@pandaboy73]

MasonTalon Don't be a douchebag Mason. No one likes a douche.

[@KrystalWolf24]

I don't think you'd get anywhere if you tried to stack bills length wise.

[@knight838_]

Watching these and thinking back to when it was drunk tank days oh the nostalgia

[@ownthenoob55]

Barbara is so pretty.

[@matthias-josefkowol6231]

For the gold thing: vsauce did a thing on how you can dissolve gold with some type of acid. Check it out!

[@mikimomo97]

Well this sucks. This podcast wasn't from inside of a blue whale D:

[@harleycrump9946]

mikimomo97 I was looking for a comment like this. if I didn't find one I couldn't have helped my self

[@wolfofshadows18]

Gus' face as Gavin tries to describe creating art by abandoning kids...fucking priceless.

[@LegendOfShadow1]

BARBARA IS BACK!!!!

[@greybeard29]

"Who's the new king Jong Ill" XD

[@Samcastle1_]

My econ/gov't teacher was a victim of that target thing.

[@RectorFilm]

Burnie went fulll jersey when he said fon' size, haha.

[@thepotatoeman69]

''Dead Puerto Rico boxer posed standing in the ring'' just saw this on yahoo while watching the podcast lol

[@Festivus_Miracle]

Now I have to go to Texas and look up that street in Austin, and take a picture with it.

[@benjaminpattee8011]

Can we get another podcost with matt!!!!!

[@Rwlo98]

Haha didn't he get really wasted the last time he was in one? If I recall, that was funny as hell..

[@jamesmidd833]

I'm with Gavin on this one, the 80s is my favorite time zone for music :)

[@RikoLime]

Please do get him to blow out the match! You could put it in an RTLife! It would be so amazing to see, what a feat.

[@GiddyRolfeyGames]

I remember being very young, most likely not even one yet, getting my nappy changed. :-)

[@NazarNovak]

Why no one tells Gavin that when you drink a beer, you don't have to suck it from the bottle?

[@inspectorkemp4]

God damn it, Gavin. "How does a hymen work?" I know its gonna be a great podcast when that's how Gavin starts it.

[@saborwolf]

I think you should not be able to Trademark a lone single word, especially one that's in the dictionary, and then to go out and be able to get other things pulled for using the word, even if they were using it years before you got it Trademarked is just asswater

[@fiveohfivethree]

I think I might trademark the number 5.

[@bastaudio]

***** I intend to trademark the letter "e"

[@theoparkinson2577]

Koedix I intend to trademark "Trademark".

[@zedlx]

I miss this classic podcast combo. Gus as the Mom, Burnie as the Dad, and Gavin and Barb as the kids.

[@philippegallichand5627]

I wonder how much it cost to the company in beers every week x)

[@millieparker5673]

I completely agree with what Gus said about the link between language and memory, makes a lot of sense to me.....

[@HellaranzzOps]

Language doesnt correlate with memory, but i think understanding does. Like, once your brain is capable of understanding complex concepts, you start to remember. Like, a baby sees its mother, and knows thats its mother, but it doesnt remember that time it was sitting there and a stuffed animal came out of no where. Ya know?

[@LukeSwishfish]

I'm so glad some of the guys and girls at roosterteeth like HIMYM!