RT Podcast: Ep. 275

[@TheBoilingFowl]

RT Podcast Table of contents: 00:46 Introduction 01:22 Hair talk 03:59 Lazerteam 07:17 Stretch Goal: Waxing 10:47 Gus’ problem with door interaction 14:37 Phantom vibration 17:08 Douchey first world problems 20:40 Gus’ hemorrhoid bean 24:15 Gus is moving/ Gavin’s house 28:40 Fish stories 35:34 Immersion and toy cars 38:48 Border troubles (in Canada) 49:44 Squarespace service 50:43 “Would you be annoyed if delivery guys took your front door off?” 51:29 Gus crushed by the door 52:30 Old jobs and second languages 59:26 Augmented Reality 60:58 The next new thing 62:35 Barbara did a pun 64:04 Horror movie scare 66:11 Travel booking and First Class 69:41 RTX talk 73:51 Gus’ initials and funny names 76:15 Gus ignores Barb and Gav 77:12 New couch 80:52 Strange luggage on a plane 82:55 Blurry shot and temporary equipment 89:39 Laserpointer at helicopter and moon 92:32 Japanese Moon Billboard 95:52 Wrap Up

[@ZachATank]

The podcast has been out for 19 mins (i know its a week old if your a sponsor but still)

[@joostswg]

> Not talking about the World Cup

[@sirmidor]

joostswg Why would they? None of them watch soccer, like a large majority of Americans. They just don't care, so they don't talk about it. Why would you bring it up?

[@bv3709]

joostswg the world cup didnt even start at the time of recording

[@Pikajewz]

ZachATank It's still a week old for non sponsors as well. In the form of audio at least.

[@MrGreyWolfAlpha]

My podcast favourites: Gus, Gavin, Michael, burnie,gus

[@edgimosanimations3116]

Add Geoff to that list

[@mistersuperawsome98]

you said gus twice :3

[@Cadam_]

That's the joke.

[@trishabouma4071]

Yes. I still like other people, but I totally agree XD

[@sethb1689]

Imo, the podcast is nothing without Gavin.

[@PerpetualCamel]

So real talk, Gavin's gonna die at 30, right? Him losing his vision as a kid, his Stroke at like 23, he's FUCKED.

[@MrLoonyCRAZYONE]

Don't forget his leaking bum

[@Doopily1234]

i think hes like 28 or something now

[@BumNanner451]

Doopily1234 He's 25

[@pyroland90]

D:

[@mikezaun1485]

He also has 1 working testicle

[@MatthewBarrett]

We need another podcast with Gus, Gavin, Lindsay, and Michael

[@edgimosanimations3116]

No no no, we need Geoff L Ramsey in this podcast with Gavin talk about plan G and Gus and Burnie. Perfect podcast crew.

[@MatthewBarrett]

Edgar Vega Thats good or even Gus, Gavin, Geoff, and Michael

[@wwefan2895]

Gus, Gavin, Mkchael, Geoff, and Burnie

[@chaoticnachos380]

...and gus

[@TheShiftyEyed1]

Gus, Geoff, Ray, Burnie and Gus?

[@Zachary3D]

I once left my beta fish outside overnight. The water froze... The next morning I thawed the water and HE LIVED!!!

[@adamramadan8693]

CRYOGENIC PRESERVATION

[@surrealb7214]

At least we know how to survive longer. Do more experiments and see how long it can survive frozen when its frozen.

[@Zachary3D]

It was 15 years ago... I was 8 lol

[@Sleazysadpanda]

classic high school experiment man, except they use flies and tie strings to them

[@ILiik3Penguins]

But a new beta fish then, idiot.(i jokes man, that's pretty crazy)

[@FrostByte_AC]

I consider people who watch this podcast a brother or sister. So yeah. You're forced with a brown brother.

[@MinotaurTheGrate]

dose that make me cool

[@WillyTheFool]

Am I aloud to use racial slurs?

[@johnnycodemunch9035]

Im alright with that. plus you play bass from the looks of that thumbnail. Played guitar for 15 years. Id Love to have a bassist brother.

[@WillyTheFool]

Johnny Codemunch I play the tuba does that count?

[@iKingKaiix]

The rt podcast family!!!

[@ArmorKuma]

You know what was extremely annoying? Playing Watch Dogs and hearing that fucking phone vibration noise and it is so fucking realistic that I checked my phone while playing that game like 80 times.

[@donkeysunite25]

And then that one time you won't check it is really your phone

[@migtonomus1879]

"Speak some Jew" - Gavin Free

[@carlosabrego9136]

"""Speak some Jew" - Gavin Free" - SnowMan" - ollienova250

[@andrewsheilds7528]

Talk jewey to me *hebrew horns play*

[@aaronjones3757]

""""""Speak some Jew" - Gavin Free" - SnowMan" - ollienova250" - Carlos Abrego" - DrewTheProfessional

[@simoneriksson1147]

""""""Speak some Jew" - Gavin Free" - SnowMan" - ollienova250" - Carlos Abrego" - DrewTheProfessional" - Aaron Jones

[@migtonomus1879]

we'll be at the synagogue in the old man's ford behind the bushes till I'm screaming for more down the basement lock the cellar door and baby. talk jewy to me.

[@atoz3959]

Dear rooster teeth thank you for everything I found out the my mom has cancer and it's makes me feel better when I put on your podcast so thanks rooster teeth

[@kingdoesthething]

"Why do you want it?" "Because you don't have it." The human condition.

[@15DEAN1995]

Barbara: Gus Ugly Sorola Gus' reaction and Barbara's laugh just made me laugh my ass off

[@SirDerpDerpDerp]

Meg Turney needs to be on a podcast so she can talk about what it's like dating Gavin.

[@mrlollipop638]

One time they were having sex in a Budapest hotel room and the maid walked in.

[@Lesserthannone]

I don't want to know what it's like to date Gavin. i happy enough he's stupid...

[@DannyTanimoto]

Meg needs to be on Sourcefed too because reasons

[@ImARealDuck]

Quack quack.

[@Reaperino332]

*Ryan mode activated* You shall be Edgar 7!

[@That1Guy2200]

Nope.... aunt and uncle still dead... also the mad king took your dad.

[@Automatedresponsebot5]

Are you a walrus

[@xxtoboexxferalheart5167]

Your comment made my day.

[@TheMightyBaino]

When Gavin scratches his beard it gives me an asmr tingle

[@infernityblade12]

"How do you know your purse doesn't feel it?" Gavin Free-2014

[@dudelyduderson3216]

Of all the shirts RoosterTeeth have made, that needs to be one. *Gavin Free: Conversation Stopper*

[@jamesorbinson1386]

when Brandon asked Gus what else on the podcast is temporary he totally should have responded "you"

[@Tatsue295]

I love Barbara and Gavins banter between them. You could make a hour long video of just the two of them making puns and sexual innuendos and people would watch it happily.

[@AndrewProTV]

Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.

[@hankbalm8083]

Can you draw me with a two oxen?

[@NazarNovak]

I love your podcasts so much guys, it's even hard to describe. The way Gus describes stuff, made me more expressive myself, made me have so much more fun from all the little awkwardness or social stuff that I had. You guys are truly amazing, and it's always so great to watch your podcasts, keep them up :D

[@YardenAkin]

That was nice Hebrew, she's like the only non-Israeli i know that doesn't have a heavy American accent while trying to speak Hebrew. Her name in Hebrew sounds like "bird" (tsiporet) but she said tsipora, see what I'm getting at?

[@blueberries408]

what did she say in hebrew?

[@YardenAkin]

She said the first time "Hello my name is Tsipora (Barbara)." The second time she said "I need to go to the bathroom."

[@llamathelink]

Thank you, seeing your pic made me laugh

[@YardenAkin]

who? me or bluchickengirl17337

[@llamathelink]

You

[@xISHADOWv2]

I always wake up just before something happens like my alarm clock going off or getting a text.

[@chanelysantini6046]

You guys haven't played Gavin or Google in such a long time I miss it

[@ZeroPointConor]

Can we all stop to appreciate how adorable Barbara's laugh is at 1:14:05!

[@XTheAllianceX]

YES! Brandon is a fan of Mindless Self Indulgence!! :D

[@ufoDanceParty]

he likes his coffee black, just like his metal.

[@MetalMaestro]

are you saying mindless self indulgence is black metal???

[@InfiniteElite]

First RoosterTeeth podcast I've ever watched and I can confidently say that I was not disappointed.

[@RainCheckVA]

14:00 that happeds to me also but i always see 9:11. Gavin says he always see's 1:37:0(minus the 1 second) and that the videos length... SPOOOKYYYY lol

[@raananweiss414]

Same with me!

[@shadycatz85]

I always check my phone time when it happens to be 9:11pm ever since I found out that that was the time I was born O.o

[@KSED1337]

It happens to me but I see the same as he does - 13:37. And then I think to myself: I'm must be leet.

[@glenhoerner8837]

2spooky4me

[@MrSkyrim69]

Shit bro me too its always 9;11

[@MrCheatingtaco]

I think Gavin is the best person on the podcast. He always talks clearly and is close enough to the mic the whole time.

[@LogiWanKenobi]

I love you guys! I really hope I can go to an RTX in the future, and meet you guys in the flesh. But unfortunately, I live in Thailand now (since 2006), and a round trip plane ticket is upwards of $1,600... Also, my wife is Thai, and it's EXTREMELY hard for non-Americans to get tourists visas (unless you're rich, which I'm not). It would be easier for her to get a green card, because we're married, but then she'd have to keep flying to America every 6 months... which would be VERY pricey... Her friend (who's been trying to get a tourist visa for over a year now) finally got one, so we'll try again soon. Hopefully she'll pass and we'll be able to make it to the next RTX to see you guys in person! I've been a big fan of AH and RT since I was in high school. Think I started watching RvB back in 2004, when a friend showed it to me. Love you guys, and keep up the great work! Love and respect from Thailand! -Logan (AHWU 205 tiger guy)

[@LogiWanKenobi]

Also, does anyone happen to know where to find their address for sending them something? I'd like to send them a few things from Thailand, like Thai beer, art, random Thai things/trinkets and maybe some "unusual" Thai snacks (if they won't expire before the package gets there). If anyone can send me a link to where it says to send stuff like that on their web page, I'd be very greatful =)

[@LogiWanKenobi]

Akshay Patel Thanks =) Nothing wrong with that! I try to do a fair bit of reading myself, but have been slacking, and haven't read much of anything lately... Reading is a great way to spend/pass time in my opinion =) I hope it was at least enjoyable for you, and that it was time well spent =D If you like reading books, and if you're a fan of Hunter S. Thompson and his "gonzo" style of journalism, you might check out the book "Off the Rails in Phnom Penh: Into the Dark Heart of Guns, Girls, and Ganja" by Amit Gilboa. It's not a very big book, and only about 200 pages, but it's a great read if you like that style of writing. Or even if you're interested in Cambodia, or that area of the world (Southeast Asia). I highly recommend reading it if you haven't already. It's definitely one of my favorites. =) Cheers =D

[@marknutt6812]

The RT podcast is talking about fish... This is just the greatest thing ever!

[@TheGameTab]

Holy Crap I was eating when Gus started telling his asshole story, and well I kinda barfed.

[@CantBeTamedGaming]

pussy

[@Skinnypumba1]

I was eating beans! Then he talked about his asshole bean.

[@Andromalios]

yes....me too....

[@timskineash]

What Barbara was referring to at 57:50 was the Nürburgring, the track that many car manufacturers test their performance cars.

[@Mu_ignis]

ok who donated over 80$?

[@DJ3thenew23]

Gus, Geoff, Gavin, Joel, Micheal, Burnie. Perfect podcast.

[@cptmcnugget6848]

picture of annoyed Gavin on phone "Hello, Lawyers" T-shirt black T-shirt with a pic of the moon with the AH logo on it "speak some Jew" T-shirt (idk about that one)

[@TheKillerTrident]

For the moon one it should say under the moon "It's not gay if it's on the moon."

[@ChosesinWon]

Every time I see a British airlines plane, I'm going to take a picture and tweet it to Gus.

[@adamramadan8693]

Ugh burnies not in this one :(

[@The8thblock]

exactly what i thought when i saw brandon

[@Brassrhino]

whoo! 275 is divisible by 25 and that makes me happy.

[@ComputerArea]

Barbara, you check your time at 3:43PM subconsciously everyday? You're a sleeper agent Barbara!

[@5115neo]

Ever since 343 took control of halo, I do that too with those numbers

[@Harry-jg1qi]

OMFG you're*

[@Stoned_Pony]

Harry Jones OMFG who cares...

[@404_beardalmighty]

MY favourite German word is Schmetterling. So satisfying to say. Even moreso, when you know what it means.

[@moviemakerz-qi6hm]

According to my long hours of top notch research (Google) I have come to find that it has many different meanings but it keeps a reference on butterfly, now with that said i can also conclude that i don't really care what it means but it did give me an excuse to go to the happiest place on the web...

[@joeblackwell8387]

Gavin checks the time at 1:37 every day....The podcast is 1 hour and 37 minutes.....half life 3 confirmed

[@ScrawnyMcMassive]

I love the moments where Gavin says something, and what follows is a 5 second silence where everyone's trying to figure out what the hell he's blabbering on about. It's an ocean of "... what"-faces, priceless

[@SaxualTigre]

Gus' Middle name shoulda been Ulysses

[@HDCrazzy1]

Gus Ulysses Sorola.

[@GreyShot254]

ha ha punny

[@MachineGunFelly]

That's the first name that starts with U that I thought of.

[@Stoned_Pony]

Jacob Felton I thought of Urkle. Don't even know if that's how you spell it.

[@hamtwister4359]

Thanks

[@loveless21599]

Gavin's map idea with the beams of light literally described Skyward Sword's way of doing that probably without ever even touching the game

[@Aerospace4All]

When did Gavin get his own house.And is it a house or a guest house with goeff just wondering thanks guys

[@MrCulmsee]

Him and Meg bought their own house a few weeks ago. Geoff still lives in his own house with his family.

[@Aerospace4All]

so him and meg are pretty serious thats nice. and thank you good sir for a reply that does not call me a fucking idiot for not knowing all the facts

[@TrueToxicProductions]

This is probably the most civilized comment thread I've seen in the past 2 months... XD

[@jimyanker9861]

In the rolling hate storms that are KZbin comments sits this tiny island thread of civility and calm, I felt the obligation to stop and saver this tiny miracle:)

[@KyleM32]

I wish all threads were like this

[@justinsmith5169]

I want an RT Life of someone following Gus around, all day, holding doors open for him.

[@warriorofshadows443]

Fun Fact: If a shark stops swimming, it dies.

[@THE_BEAR_JEW]

If it is eaten by something else, it dies too.

[@Reimastered]

Foxy Shazam *removes glasses* mother of god

[@darrian255]

Actually that's not true, sharks can stop swimming, that's how they sleep.

[@almightywalrus118]

darrian255 Sharks actually keep moving even when they're asleep. Its related to how their gills work or something.

[@neoshaydz5540]

darrian255 wow your an idiot

[@nazaninrizvi3954]

I'm so excited. This is the first podcast where they mentioned Lazer team properly by name and IT'S COMING OUT IN THREE DAYS (i'm very behind on podcasts but still. I'm so excited)

[@MatthewMojica]

Whats that app Gavin shows on 23:23 called? Been looking for its name for years!

[@Kirsh1793]

It's called 'Say Anything'. :)

[@MatthewMojica]

Krishanth Rajkumar Thank you so much kind sir!

[@ycart3285]

This is what level of quarantine I'm at

[@MEALIVEUDEAD]

Gus_Sorola (Gus Underscore Sorola)

[@amerituss8371]

Very clever

[@MEALIVEUDEAD]

Thank you!

[@epistolaris]

Barbara's middle name suggestion for Gus made me laugh for a full minute. I love Barbara.

[@Imyournewpeppep]

I'd like to nominate my face for the hard surface Barbara sits on

[@Imyournewpeppep]

I dunno man it was just the mood I was in. Sometimes I prefer it on my face.

[@GuerrillaMaster]

I understand completely.

[@lifdohop]

I have this weird thing that I REALLY like it when people speak differently than usual. So am I the only one here who really wants to hear the RT people speak in different languages and for extra to hear Gavin finally speak in American accent?

[@AtLiveGaming]

I don't like it when Burnie isn't on and I really wish jack or someone was on instead of Brandon :/

[@Sammysosa3]

People are always complaining whenever someone who regularly isn't in the podcast is. Brandon is great, people need to learn how to deal with change.

[@EliteDuck18]

Brandon sucks

[@DarkDragorion]

EliteDuck18 Well I would say so do you but I'm not the average dumb youtube commenter like you so I won't.

[@reaver1409]

"speak some jew" -Gavin

[@nationalSoup29]

The ringtone recollection is one of Brandon's finest moments.

[@gracemason5964]

I bet Gus wishes he had been named Gustavo Umberto Sorola. Then he would've been G.U.S.

[@spittfire124]

I love that ringtone!! Gavin everytime I get a text. I didn't know he had himself as his ringtone though

[@5orangepuma5]

I didn't watch it because Brandon was in it...

[@MrLoonyCRAZYONE]

I was thinking about it but you should he doesn't speak that much and when he does it allows for the rest of them to say funny stuff

[@5orangepuma5]

He just annoys the shit out of me

[@Kipperfaust2]

We all care. :)

[@5orangepuma5]

gbg639 :)

[@shadycatz85]

Wanna fucking medal?

[@SilkyJohnson625]

Lol... munch on nature's box. Cracks me up every time.

[@JSTR-if3zg]

I'd rather watch it with only 3 of them if bernie michael and jack can't do it. I absolutely can't stand brandon. He's not funny or interesting at all. Why not Joel or one of the Adams just anyone but brandon.

[@ToeMoss0612]

Gus's reaction to Barbara calling him ugly was the best

[@kierancampire]

In my house there is cracks all down the walls and across the ceiling, in the living room the floor board in a certain area falls through a bit, and in my baby brothers room you can lift the ceiling, and there was other issues too, inspector still passed it and let us move here!

[@RunningRiotRich]

I experience the Phantom buzz quite frequently. It's actually happened and my phone wasn't even in my pocket... I felt looked next to me and there it was... I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[@woody5461]

Cheers for introducing me to Word Lens!! This is gonna be so useful!!

[@tomerh1234]

as a guy who know hebrew its really awesome to hear barbara talk hebrew

[@chester1357924680]

OMG!! I'M SO GLAD GAVIN ALSO CHECKS HIS PHONE AT 1:37 AND MAKES NOTE OF IT. I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AND ALONE IN THAT REGARD

[@chester1357924680]

(Side note for anyone who doesn't figure it out, the time in my comment is not about a minute and half into the video, it's about the time of day thing. Just a footnote.)

[@ooodatsgottahurt1625]

Shut me up goes "With the bass, the rock, the rhyme, the trouble, I like my coffee black just like my metal." Good song.

[@Mike_Uchi]

You can see the crease in the carpet that the Rismonger made during the Operation Supply Drop stream lol

[@TheDumbus]

Gavin completely described the end scene of Hancock with the ad on the moon, except spray paint.

[@XplosivCookie]

I used to have that 13:37 clock thing as well. It's gone now, since it's summer break and I'm not even up at 13:37 yet :D

[@2shadow2]

"Look at the size of it! Christ alive!" Fav Gav moment ever And Gus' face tho x'D

[@SuedElf]

they look so happy, wish i could be that happy

[@father.george679]

Whoever is wearing that erra shirt with the gold lettering around the 8:00 mark in that photo has excellent taste in music.

[@TripleSuccotash1]

windows phones have this "At a Glance" thing where it shows all the local spots and locations with larger markers when you hold your phone up as a camera, and you turn around and they show the ones in that direction. Pretty much the same thing Gavin said, but without the awesome yellow sky marker. lol

[@alexhurcomb329]

Brandon with the epic choice of ringtone and Gavin, the 1337 must be an English gamer thing as I see it too.

[@Zillionjape]

I miss Burnie already. I think he's the hart and soul of The Patch and RT Podcast, with Gus. Those two always have to be there, I don't care who is with them, as long as these two are always there.

[@AceMaximum1998]

Can't wait for Podcast Let's Plays

[@What-sf5ey]

I love listening these while doing something!

[@peaceglomper]

I really hope they do the trophy 2 million stretch goal; them getting over 3 times their original goal would be spectacular, they've earned it.

[@angelxsiren0]

When I heard Gavin say his cool feature, I was like Gavin that isn't a feature 😂

[@_texan306]

This podcast was recorded on my dad's birthday!

[@marinanaaaana]

The link list in this episode is on point! (also the credit music lol)

[@ImASquid1]

I was feeling really shitty today, and I kind of still am, but I loved this podcast and it really made me laugh :3

[@xthemusicroomx]

I saw Mars Attack when I was a little kid, it scared the shit out of me...

[@TheLaggymclag]

achievement hunter logo covering the moon is natural progression of gavins moon idea imo

[@LeslieG7]

I love Mindless Self Indulgence and the song that was Brandon's ringtone! :D

[@plasticsam]

As an Israeli, hearing Barbara speaking Hebrew was amazing!

[@supercoockie1]

about the laser pointing on the moon. there are reflectors on the moon that was placed there for the spesific purpouse of reflecting lasers off the moon.

[@swagg3rmuffin]

I'm on board with Gavin on the flashing light, it is very useful if you phone is not in your pocket or on you.

[@ev369]

My favorite podcast so far

[@kevins5600]

Oh my gosh that music at the end, hilarious I'm dying haha

[@Polystyrene11]

Gavin's idea is LADAR and we use it in telemetry measurements, I believe the moon is used occasionally as well as some satellites but we're talking industrial grade power in the lasers, nothing handheld could come remotely close.

[@BumNanner451]

13:58 Gavin says he looks at his phone and sees 13:37. It's 13:37 right now in CST. woah

[@pies2197]

I read the comment and checked the time and it was 13:37

[@SlyPai]

i checked my phone... it was 00:52... am i doing it wrong?

[@check0405]

Did anyone else have that same reaction when they were young to Mars Attacks. I was so star struck by that how me and gavin the same reaction.

[@ItsRan]

1:02:25 The monster's name never was Frankenstein. That was the name of the Doctor who created him. The book pretty much only referenced the monster as "the monster" or Dr.Frankenstein Monster.

[@swetypalms]

can't stop replaying @4:33 for some reason ...

[@lostingreenbay]

Mars attacks scared the shit out of me as well when I was a kid. I really need to rewatch that.