RT Podcast: Ep. 273

[@saphironkindris]

gus, gavin, barbara, and burnie are the best podcast team

[@saphironkindris]

spearofconquest i've seen just about every video on the rooster teeth and achievement hunter sites. gus,gavin, barb, and burnie are the best.

[@BeaverMunchyz]

Anything without jack is the best

[@its_only_martin6888]

Gus, Gavin, Barbara, Burnie and Gus*

[@danosaur42]

Team GB squared

[@spearofconquest]

saphironkindris How so?Barbara contributes nothing to the conversations that are mostly just Burnie and Gus talking.Gavin is there just to make them yell at him because he cares about entertainment.Burnie and Geoff are by far the funniest people at RT and whenever those two were on the podcast together it was great.Gus is great too and hell even Jack made me laugh to tears sometimes.

[@Soluswithyou]

Just got out of school. What better way to celebrate than with an RT Podcast!

[@askew88tm88]

I love the double Gus intro! Its standard and unique for this podcast among-st many.

[@LittleMissGhostess]

I love how they're talking about it being pre-recorded, and I'm just sitting here thinking: "I'm watching it on KZbin, this doesn't apply to me."

[@spearofconquest]

Huh?

[@AbrasiveCarl]

They watch it on KZbin so for them It's always pre recorded.

[@NJLampFilms29]

Am i the only one who falls asleep to the podcast?

[@rzdezzerex791]

I do to

[@AL13NSBUD]

NJLamp Films same

[@jaredliriano9555]

Yup

[@DetectiveHarry]

+NJLamp Films i love listening to it but its also very relaxing

[@aidos9948]

I do all the time 😂😂😂

[@S650Pony]

Why has the algorithm brought me back to this?

[@joejenkins1013]

18:58 sure Burnie, you'll never drink that liquid meal stuff...

[@rheabumbumbum6487]

Joe Jenkins oh god they’re so wasted

[@RhettJH]

A third of this podcast is a fucking science lesson.

[@radred609]

a shit science lesson :/

[@RhettJH]

***** Tha'ts for damn sure.

[@Aunny123]

This is an entertaining science lesson haha

[@isaacvargas6767]

Yeah, welcome to the podcast

[@stackbundles718]

A third of this science lesson is a fucking podcast.

[@TheSuperOli1]

"I'm not the biggest in and out fan, I never finish" - Gavin Free

[@MyMeatShield5252]

I just went from watching a 2012 podcast to watching this one and man did my eyes just scrunch up. It's like living in a cave for 30 years and then going out into sunlight.

[@lumo1990]

Watch this at 0.5 speed. Enjoy.

[@mapple35]

lol sounds like burnie is drunk

[@jonathanmeek4312]

This sounds amazing

[@Hot18Shot]

Genius, man. Genius.

[@baconman2967]

haha

[@sjc4091]

You are amazing

[@Marble144]

I don't think gavin's leg stopped shaking this entire video lol

[@cptmcnugget6848]

"ASTRONAUTS ARE METEORITES BECASE THEY... 1) ENTER THE ATMOSPHERE OF EARTH, 2) THEY LAND 3) THEY SURVIVE!" we REALLY need this on a t-shirt!

[@harleyjohnson9943]

Fell for Burnie's "frozen screen" bit. Well played!

[@Gymboify]

The comments are basically people quoting, commenting or correcting very small sections of the podcast which people have either not watched, are yet to watch or have forgotten about.

[@leetri]

Don't forget everyone creeping about how hot they think Barbara is. :/

[@YaBoiBigNutz]

>the comments are basically people quoting, COMMENTING or correcting Shit people are commenting on the video in its comments section?!?!? What has the world come to. Fucming idiot

[@DementedHippo325]

RandomGuy5937 you know exactly what he meant... and if you want to be like that *Fucking not Fucming

[@tawnyclawx]

DementedHippo325 That deserves a... BIIIIIYYYIIIITCH!

[@grimcreeper13]

Joseph Spivey *Bitch

[@njudndudi]

"Maybe pull is the absence of any kind of push" haha so great!

[@automaticg36]

How many people are pulling? "At least 3" bravo Gavin Free!

[@Knalxz]

That song at the end,was just...beautiful.

[@thanksbernie5974]

coming back and listening to this its funny that burnie started drinking his food later on

[@Sam-wd2bc]

That was possibly the best outtro I've for an RT podcast!

[@francisalvaro6585]

Barbara's leg position in the beginning of the Podcast baffles me.

[@deaddude3087]

Thank you! I was going to comment the same thing, but I though I was the only one lol.

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Haha, no worries. Just a pillow that matches the color of her leggings.

[@francisalvaro6585]

Ah. Well, now I feel stupid.

[@clchollow6641]

Yeah for missing school and being sick! Got to watch these videos practically all day!

[@lolman2762]

YAY! My time killer! Now I can watch all the podcasts I want! Summer mothafudga!

[@UnknownNinja264]

"You could be a criminologist. I made up that word." Thank you Burnie for making up a word that already exists.

[@TeamReAliZeHK]

Get Meg on the podcast!

[@BirdBrainHarus]

At 30:15 i actually did think my video was frozen so props.

[@alexhatfield6927]

Spoilers: They talk about rocks.

[@detour186]

Does rocks float on lava?

[@marksman1416]

Yay for Barbara watching Cosmos

[@hobbitcraftwithtrex]

If someone is born on mars after the expedition to mars and then travels to earth, will they be the first Alien?

[@jasakiewiczsutton7625]

What if a alien is exactly the same as a human does that make it an an Lien

[@thatswhatshesaid7496]

Jake Asakiewicz AN alien!

[@thatswhatshesaid7496]

Jake Asakiewicz A LION!

[@luisvgify]

Yes, if you're born from a different place from where I was born you're an alien to me. So the person born in Mars would be a Martian alien.

[@Y0Jimmy]

Thats what she said You can edit your comments btw...

[@shanebrown3230]

I just want to thank Rooster teeth for making these amazing videos. I sit down for an hour and act like I have funny friends.

[@aizaz1234]

Solar roads are super dumb. There is a long list of reason it wont work. IE driveing on glass, light levels and do you know how much energy you need to melt ice? Then there is the old problem of buried thing being super hard to maintain.

[@Applebomb8D]

They did a "the know" episode about it and they could work, also it's not just window glass it's very thick and thick glass is very hard to penetrate

[@aizaz1234]

Apple Bomb Its still glass which means slippery when wet and when it gets dirty it wont work as well. Its a bad idea and wont work.

[@Applebomb8D]

It doesn't matter anyways because they are already constructing a few roads with it

[@aizaz1234]

Apple Bomb No they arn't they are considering parkinglots. Which is a horrible place for solar panals.

[@aizaz1234]

***** This whole idea is bad. The tiles themselfs wont be a good road surface for reasons streaching from traction to maintanace. They also wont collect power effectivly as you can angle them. The cost would be absurd. They would eat the supply of all sorts of material. And they would still be less recycled than actual ashfault. And I know its not in any form of actual use.

[@pixi888]

Sometimes I have periods where I get so upset that I can't calm down and these podcasts calm me down and I fall asleep listening to them.

[@Knito854]

that pillow next to barb was freaking me out for a little because it looked like her leg

[@77Avadon77]

Just you saw RT on "At Midnight." I'm actually amazed at how damn funny, witty and hilarious Gus, Gavin and Bernie can be, especially under the pressure of tv. You can tell that these three guys could have been stand up comics if they had wished. They are damn funny! But they're also clearly talented in what they do for this company (RT).

[@Hillclimbfan1990]

1:16:00 Somewhere on this world is now a poor guy looking through pornsites to find Barbara XD

[@Hillclimbfan1990]

Kurt Jurgens shhh.....they don't need to know :p

[@MrBoyBoss]

Wtf? A poor guy?

[@Hillclimbfan1990]

Jesus Christ Porn with Barbara in it does not exist....or does it? I mean you are Jesus so you should know, right?

[@Razmataz0077]

Gavin is so chill in this podcast. Lovin chill gav

[@Snivyrox2]

He didn't spell meteorite he spelled meteorong.

[@GoFoPro]

God damnt Barbra

[@austenlong1]

You are bad and should feel bad

[@Biscotum]

A meteowrong is a legitimate term, actually. It's used to describe an iron-rich rock or piece of litter that gives a metal detector reading similar to that of a meteorite.

[@KaiWolf18]

Hahahaha! I don't know why I found this joke so funny!

[@SvAbO666]

This is the best podcast i have watched... ever :D Really had fun with this one ad learned some stuff too. Keep up the amazing work :)

[@TheBri656]

What if someone in England and someone in New York held a rope across the ocean and a large meteorite hit it in the middle of the rope. Would the shock wave hit them first from the explosion caused by the hit or would they both fall in first then get hit with the shock wave?

[@Azninjazn]

i think they would run for it before anything else because they would probably see the meteorite before it hits the rope xD

[@Life_Siphon]

If it hit the direct mid point of the rope, there wouldn't be a shockwave or explosion. Meteorites are usually the size of an ordinary pebble due our atmosphere burning and eroding the outer layers of the meteorite, thus resulting in an impact that feels the same as someone hitting you with a thrown pebble. Let's scale this down; this would be the equivalent of you and your friend standing right next to each other holding a piece of string between you, while another person drops a single grain of sand in the middle of the string... Would you feel anything?

[@Purely0Fate]

Idaisu The Lone Bladesman it would hurt a bit more than that when you consider the acceleration due to gravity.(9.8m/s^2)

[@term1nat0r2000]

Well you are all wrong and here's why (insert long boring drawn out science rant that leads to nowhere and makes no sense but you don't know that so ha)

[@Life_Siphon]

Zachary Seth Okay, so we factor in the acceleration (into our scaled down experiment)... That gives a noticeable change, the acceleration due to gravity would change the simple grain of sand into something much like a single garin of rice. In our experiment we change the a grain of sand into a grain of rice, this covers us in terms of acceleration (a grain of rice has a higher mass than a grain of sand, thus needs less time to get to the same speed as the sand will get to). This change will be noticable and if droped onto a piece of string you will feel a slight tug as the kinetic energy of the rice is transfered to the string, however when scaled back up to full size we would find that the transfer of kinetic energy from meteorite to rope would be very quick near the impact zone, but as we get to the ends of the rope the two people at either end will feel a small amount of the energy (1-20% of the energy) so this energy transfer from rope to person will result in possible damage to either person's wrists/hands. So maybe my first answer was a bit off, but I hope this may have been a bit more accurate

[@faisalahmed157]

That was a beautiful outro song props to whoever did that!

[@louismccotter5149]

The International Space Station doesn't actually orbit the Earth, it actually falls just as fast as the Earth is spinning, which is called an 'orbital speed'

[@seanleonard5]

Well that's what everything orbiting is doing isn't it?

[@MrShizlemyNizle]

The Dragons Realm he does know what hes talking about because hes right.

[@markwolf7764]

The Dragons Realm So, no one should comment? Actually, that sounds pretty good.

[@louismccotter5149]

The Dragons Realm How about you actually know you are 100% correct before you accuse people of being wrong

[@dominicrichardson5122]

It's called geosynchronous orbit. Also you are correct. ^^

[@wesdsomething]

the bug on a plane can be a great Pixar story

[@CombatArmsVRUEICMMO]

Where's the link to the 10 burger combo thing?

[@thecatthatgravityforgot8428]

If you go to the RoosterTeeth site and the podcast section there should be a link dump. I expect it'll be in there

[@MRmeomania]

on roosterteeth.com

[@deathlord269]

Third link in the link dump. In the description, click the link under "Links discussed this episode:"

[@Kidora_chan]

7:45 that might explain why the 3DS's camera mode is SO loud

[@HylianMadness]

I watched that Japanese burger challenge video. And the thing that stuck with me the most is that Bandy from that video looks like an Asian Gus.

[@rnm_nyc350]

Yes! I thought the same exact thing! Lol

[@mikejones301]

"at least three" hahahahaha amazing

[@TestTubeGirl]

This is my favorite group of people to be on the podcast. The only one missing is Joel. Also Matt is really funny to me but these guys and Joel is just.. So much fun to listen to.

[@wwefan2895]

My favorite is Michael

[@TestTubeGirl]

wwefan2895 I like Michael too.

[@Trehanis]

Best Podcast Episode ever, with the Geology talk..

[@brass725]

wooooh Bristol gets a shoutout!!!!1!!

[@MegaNaish96]

I enjoyed that too :D

[@Mailman25]

first time I have watched more than 5 minutes of a podcast. I am really surprised I haven't watched this more often. This is pretty entertaining. definitely fun to watch, and surprisingly informational. keep it up guys. and gals!

[@NebuladeGaming]

Burnie is completely right,one would have to eat at least four,because in the most equal scenario ,2 of them would eat 3 and one would eat 4,because 3+3+4 = 10 of course 2 of them could eat none and one could eat 10 ,but at least one of them would have eaten 4.

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

What Barbara said about aliens is so true, I've had that same thought for years.

[@RolandSchlosser]

Just like magnets, Burnie, when you brake a magnet in half, you will get two magnets, even if you brake in a million times

[@RealNikoBellic]

break

[@joshjd01]

Niko Bellic hey Niko do you want to go bowling?

[@RealNikoBellic]

I am kind of busy driving a truck with a bomb on it, sorry cousin another time perhaps?

[@xMiSTeRxSTooPiDx]

No More Heroes for the Wii used the Wiimote speaker pretty awesomely. When Travis talked on the phone, it came through the Wiimote.

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

Does NI fund the NHS? I know I'm an American so I don't know the UK tax system particularly well but I thought that NI in the UK was the same as social security in the US. The only reason I say that is because a Puerto Rican friend of mine works in the UK and pays for a work permit rather than NI because he isn't a resident BUT he still has access to the NHS because he pays PAYE tax into the UK tax system.

[@GuyRodger]

They do pay yeah

[@ChemVessel]

The ending song was perfect.

[@daftmonk5099]

They said they would give a link to the video they talked about at the start... they didnt

[@jaredmrock]

roosterteeth.com/podcast/episode.php?id=273

[@jimm007007007]

the speed of pull and push is the speed of sound through that object

[@kahvakuula8050]

This was recorded on may, old.

[@Poogheadn]

1 week ago. Wow really old...

[@MDWF2111009]

Gc Yoshi It aired one week ago. It was prerecorded(as they said in the beginning) before last week. #commonsenseisbeautiful

[@Poogheadn]

My bad, still 2 weeks isn't that old

[@athest7]

Kahvakuula You do realize that KZbin gets each podcast a week late?

[@ShinobuSakurazaka]

***** Or you can listen to the audio podcast the next day.

[@anyonyoo]

Best science class I have ever had

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

if a meteor one meter in diameter hit the earth, it would wipe out a city, so it is not "nothing"

[@mccoyisthebest]

it is nothing in the whole scale of the Earth

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

so you are trying to tell me that if an entire city was wiped of the face of the earth with absolutely no survivors and about 2-12 thousand deaths, people wouldn't care

[@mccoyisthebest]

didnt say that at all, im saying in the large scale of things 1 city is nothing

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

well I guess not everyone is an idealist

[@mccoyisthebest]

i mean the americans didnt think a city was anything they nuked 2. sure id care and id be shocked but if you detach yourself from it its nothing

[@4amganggang]

going to be a physics major in about three months, and I for one love it when they talk about science, simply because some of the questions they have are not that stupid, but the way they explain them is beyond stupid.

[@ZachHixsonTutorials]

"Watch Gavin be the cause of extinction for humanity" did anyone watch the movie idiocracy?

[@GoFoPro]

Lol

[@jdinh800]

When Gavin was talking about the speed of push or pull, it is actually equal to the speed of sound. Sound waves are created from the push and pull of particles.

[@roberthaney9308]

I wish Geoff would come back on.

[@TroyBennettASMR]

Gavin and Barbara sitting in a tree Lol

[@Belinhuu]

14:22 burnie didnt get it what gavin said, haha

[@Belinhuu]

14:13 acctualy

[@kevinsanders6268]

Henrique Machado *actually. Actually ;)

[@CubejamF1]

"What's that?"

[@Belinhuu]

Kevin Sanders im sorry, im from Brazil. but thanks.

[@thespacegeneral2920]

This video's half a rock conversation calls to mind a theoretical idea of mine called the hiarchy of rocks. A grain is the smallest unit, then a pebble (less than an inch across), then a rock(bigger than one inch and can be held in the hand) then stones (require two hands to hold), then boulders (cannot be held but are still one contiguous object) then hills (a geological protrusion from the ground that is a collection of previous items that requires little extremities work to climb), and finally mountains, which are the same as hills but require extraneous labour to climb.

[@TheWaterboy818]

In reply to the Osiris rezrektd's comment chain, about the atomic bombs dropped in Japan, they used the two bombs on the cities to stop the need of unnecessary amounts more casualties in an invasion of japan, and they were really wishing they didn't even have to use one, let alone 2, or possibly 3.

[@TheWaterboy818]

God i need sleep.

[@Mattoholics]

We only had 2 made at the time, not 3

[@DerpyJeeves]

Matt Rodriguez A third was in production.

[@TheWaterboy818]

Matt Rodriguez Well, a third was being produced, and if we could make 2, we could make 100 more no problem.

[@MrSeaGillz]

We also wanted to end the war as soon as possible, so that the Soviets would not have territorial gains from Japanese held land in Eastern Asia.

[@ItsBeJade]

Your In-N-Out experience is most impressive.

[@gamingguy100]

Barbra so wants Gavin

[@DDnufcGamer]

"You can take it out, play with it and make it grow' XD

[@MattieCooper10000]

Why can't there be other podcasts in existence with a group of people sitting around discussing anything and everything? Can someone tell me about other such podcasts?

[@cap5040]

A little one I know is Real Life Friends. Just friends rambling on for an hour.

[@MattieCooper10000]

+Ryan Craft Thanks!

[@FelixHaukeland]

Internet box!! Featuring Ray, Barbara, Michael and Kerry as well as others. Best podcast ever

[@MattieCooper10000]

Are their podcasts on KZbin? I search Internet box and it had very little. I'll try Google. Thank you!

[@FelixHaukeland]

+MattieCooper they're on iTunes, and they have a website. :)

[@zacbaker2696]

YES! Barbra is here! :D

[@RaiderNic99]

I would go to the Moon if they wanted to train me and send me. I've heard astronauts that have been in Space and on the Moon say that it was the most incredible thing in their lives. Like more incredible than their marriages, children, everything.

[@TamSharpx]

Apparently if you're over 6,2 you can't go to space so that rules me out! Hope you're small!

[@margidda5252]

i’m 5’10 but im a heavy guy /: id get there and the lack gravity would just laugh at me

[@TheSeanSpillane]

"Gavin's a filmmaker." "Why would you say it in the third person?" Oh fuck. That made my day. Burnie's serious face with Gavin's logic just made me have to seek out some spare pants. That was fucking funny.

[@Reddzion]

The part about the asteroids got me thinking, it is said that the size of the rock that caused the death of the dinosaurs was around 10km long.. and here is Aussie, the rock Uluru (aka airs rock), also said to have the majority of it underground, i may be slow at only just realizing it but, uluru was probably the rock that crashed into earth causing that massive extinction.

[@ninucho]

Isn't it called Ayers rock, not Airs rock?

[@Reddzion]

Demonic H eh, people spell it differently in places i guess. But i thought about it because uluru is just one giant rock, the surrounding area is just red dirt, no other mountains for hundreds of clicks.

[@DontTellMyFriends]

Uluru is not the rock, in fact the meteor wouldn't have even survived the impact. It's believed the Chicxulub crater in Mexico was caused by the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

[@Reddzion]

DontTellMyFriends My mistake then. Eh, just it is around the same size of the said meteor that hitted the earth, with most of it underground surrounded by dirt and soil

[@TakuChatTube]

There's something about studies done regarding layers of ash in the Earth and finding large amounts near Cuba that equal levels of such an impact

[@evanc1641]

I love Barbara.

[@Ted2of25]

@43:29 Is Gavin basically a nihilist?

[@Contra7311]

we believe in nothing Mr. Lebowski.

[@Indiekid39]

Why does being a nihilist have to be bad? Nihilists are skeptics who don't jump to conclusions. They aren't sure whats out there so they don't have an opinion on it. Its actually very logical

[@xAlexanderGP]

Skepticism and nihilism aren't the same thing. It's completely fine to be skeptical about things and question things, but when you come to the conclusion that everything you do is meaningless, well I don't think that's a great way to live. I believe actions have consequences and that we actually matter. You don't need to believe in a higher power either to believe that.

[@Indiekid39]

Well that's not what he said. He just said that when it comes to where the Earth is and its purpose in the universe, he doesn't know and therefore doesn't care. He's skeptical that there's a reason for Earth being here. I'm sure he believes in other things, just in this case he has no reason to make an opinion. and I agree with him. I don't think we matter and that's my belief. That's not nihilism, its humility.

[@Indiekid39]

and why do you get to say what is a "great way to live" If I want to believe we are here by chance and are just a bunch of aimless idiots then that's my choice. That belief actually gives me freedom to live any life I choose and not have to worry about the consequences. No consequences after this life just makes me want to party more and live what I consider to be a "great life"

[@ingramhodges]

Guys, under the tectonic plates is magma. Once the plates submerge on one side, they melt and harden on the other side

[@hakeemsesay15]

I am gald gavin girlfriend works here. He even be more happy and more fun at rooster teeth

[@bigge1495]

Or they will bang all day in the bathroom.

[@SIRslipperyasp91]

bigge1495 maybe he'll film it for slow mo guys

[@emthestoner420]

bigge1495 they better not! :P

[@bigge1495]

Slo mo ejaculation. Lol

[@emthestoner420]

bigge1495 lololol

[@RedPyro404]

Favorite credits song of the RT podcast!

[@noahellies4274]

how don't they realise that pulling a rope taut from one continent to another would mean it would have to penetrate through the earth they literally forgot that the earth is round

[@qexted7392]

+Noah Ellies so

[@windywindmill98]

No... what? Across the ocean...

[@noahellies4274]

Windy Windmill Imagine the globe. Imagine continents on its surface. Imagine a straight line between the coasts of two continents. basic visualisation

[@lyn0002]

As a physics grad listening to these guys talk about science is like nails on a chalkboard.

[@Klb818]

Rock is not a unit new tee shirt

[@annasvanallen]

I like all your podcasts but I especially enjoyed this one

[@jimboslice4091]

that outro song is brilliant

[@shaneclark5311]

I love how concerned Burnie sounds about the 1 meter meteor killing all life. XD

[@Grant5321]

Those slar roads also have to be super clean to work efficiently enough to generate a good enough amount of power

[@Rexy725]

That fricking amazing!!! I have never went to order at the drive through ever

[@DangOlZane]

I love living in austin and knowing exactly what they're talking about when they talk about it.

[@Sickdistic]

37:30 Lost Bugs & Stolen Balls - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

[@quintinbarnhart]

the parking sign thing is interesting: some sign companies, like one i worked for, do keep track of the signs. also, there are specifications for distance from a road and walk way, as well as the amount of sign sunk in the concrete, the grade of sign, the colors, the grade and type of concrete.

[@willernst6405]

I love the outro song for this one

[@themaypole]

I had an operation and was out of school for like 3 months as a kid and tht Sonic game where you have a Chao garden got me through it man, was so awesome

[@Myoron]

The rock conversation is something I'd expect from my friends after half a handle of rum...

[@MrDeadfrog]

hahahahaha that outro song was brilliant

[@JoSh4238]

The rock based conversation was hilarious!

[@youngmoula99]

AWESOME! You said May 19th which is my birthday :D lmao. I just like when my birthday randomly comes into a conversation

[@aoghghsfh]

I listen to the audio only podcasts normally on my phone because they come out earlier, why do they leave it almost a week to upload the video version?