Roscoe roasts the new guy! But he kind of asked for it!

[@wolfman7890]

"You're not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it!" That's shit had me dieing!!😂

[@TheBrushcutter]

Another version of that is "he definitely ain't afraid of hard work, I've seen him sleeping right beside it".

[@iglidor]

I love work. I can keep watching someone work all day every day!

[@scar445]

as my granddad always said, A little hard work never killed anyone important!

[@ProeliatorDeus]

"You got two braincells left, and they are both fighting for third place" fucking DAYUM

[@Tataklavi]

Bro I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that😂

[@DustyWentz]

Don't fuck with the old heads.

[@RdeneckTech]

I like these skits because my boss AND his boss introduce me to people as "....and this is my walking HR nightmare, David."

[@WereCreed]

Your boss likes you then, keep it up😂

[@RdeneckTech]

@@WereCreed absolutely! Thank you. Cheers from Texas🍻

[@Bunk_off]

That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.

[@maitadestrada6305]

So this is what true happiness looks like 🥲

[@RdeneckTech]

@@maitadestrada6305 for a working man, hell yeah. Cheers from Texas!

[@SouthDakotaBowHunter78]

When roscoe and ricky on the same page look the hell out

[@alexwilliams1642]

Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months ☠️🤣

[@SamDockery-zl8gq]

Threw in he knew his mom

[@noOnespecialhere69]

The amount of people that won't get the joke is the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redneckhippiefreak]

@@noOnespecialhere69 The irony is, more are ;earning every day now. 8/

[@Caderic]

@@noOnespecialhere69 I think that IS about as funny as the joke itself!

[@getinthespace7715]

I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂 I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom". I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂 Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.

[@williamproffitt6015]

I just gotta say this is the best Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.

[@TexJester-no8th]

When we get to be Roscoe, we done run out of fucks to give and are COMPLETELY sick of stupid! And we can get .. ah .. HARSH ..

[@rosshendricks8902]

Cause you ain't that bright and you have to be carried everywhere 😂😂

[@redhed9776]

the man better have thick skin

[@adriansmith1939]

As the old folks say😂😂😂

[@Shorty_Keeper]

We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock

[@paulschaefer5485]

Don't scare off the cubs. They gotta pay for our pensions

[@kittenwizard4703]

Those still exist?

[@nathanaeld.striker7191]

​@@kittenwizard4703 Mostly in the public sector, but yes.

[@RdeneckTech]

The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.

[@greg925911]

Plus if I'm working 12 hours that's 2 at 1.5 and 2 at double time I'm all in on that shit

[@rs5801]

​@@greg925911😮AND... the 2nd lunch break is paid

[@justinh.1290]

I submit that Roscoe’s best burn was when he said, “If brains were gasoline, you could get a piss ant’s go kart 2 laps around a cheerio”.

[@sheliawaymon9023]

Love some Roscoe. He tells it like it is and so does Ricky.

[@TexJester-no8th]

And when they're on the same page and not fighting each other .... Look out.

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Roscoe has a license to destroy your self-confidence.

[@davidh.holmes1379]

no shit, dodging a coat hanger for 9 months was as brutal as it gets! lmao!

[@goodcitizen64]

​@@davidh.holmes1379well abortion is that alternative birth control method!

[@Rose-yx6jq]

He's old, he knows efficiency. And he has a presence you just can't help but respect.

[@revelationperception5370]

I have had a similar argument about hours. I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot. Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.

[@davidp2of3]

That 7th day of R&R is what helps keep the endurance for the length of the job.

[@American-131]

Rich & rare?​@@davidp2of3

[@Absalon68]

Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.

[@mikekristin7201]

The lantern is brilliant

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?

[@Havok135]

@@Rose-yx6jqThey have the really.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

@@Havok135 thanks for bringing that to my attention I completely missed that typo.

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

GOD DAMN ROSCOE!!!! WOW!!! That has got to be one of the most savage-ass things I've ever heard.

[@bioniccrypto7447]

A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.

[@drgnmonte]

I think they have on tiktok

[@royversustheworld]

One of my only few KZbin notifications I have pop up. This is the best break of my day.

[@stevendemunck7507]

You got a break when you got this job. 😂 I'm definitely going to use that one.

[@frostykitties2050]

Okay that was brutal 😂 Time give poor new guy some kudos!!! Least he doesn't think he is a 🐈‍⬛ cat! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Texansfan254Jeff]

Common Sense is more than just a pamphlet written by Thomas Paine. Roscoe or Ricky need to drop that one on the new guy.

[@JohnMadrayJr]

"You got 2 brain cells left and they racing for 3rd place". That's the best shit I've heard in a long time. Love it!

[@leahklein6814]

Life is pissin me off right now, I need this channel just to survive, lmao ❤😂🎉

[@skootr924]

Exceptional burns from Roscoe. Not afraid of hard work because you stand next to them all day😂😂😂

[@benttwisted210]

Never, and, I mean NEVER ask the old codger for his opinion!! You ain't ready, YOU JUST AIN'T READY!!

[@jzinz2337]

I thought these guys were in CONstruction not DEconstruction. The New Guy just got DESTROYED! Loved it! Great vid! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrStaybrown]

That's every new guy.🤣🤣

[@amesames43]

“You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 😂😂😂😂 Feel bad for whoever doesn’t understand this part

[@WonderboyWDE]

OH MY HELL! Told him he dodged a coat hanger for 9 months! That shit is golden!

[@grimly8352]

"You ain't never been scared of hard work, you will stand right next too it all day long" 😂☠️ Roscoe just casually serving roast on the job 😂

[@MrLemacxes]

Roscoe is an absolute Savage. Excellent

[@JamesGoodin-USMC-5963]

that was brutal. "not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it all day". OUCH!

[@richstanek4477]

"Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months" I almost pissed myself!!!🤣😂🤣

[@pauldryer8984]

Best New guy video for sure. Dodged a hanger for 9 months. Ouch

[@qball4life2]

I’m freakin rollin yall, you bring up a lot of life lessons and make it fun and hilarious… keep it up… your a talented individual I must say #P/P💚🔥💪🤣🤪

[@erikbrooks5019]

One positive thing is that he shows up everyday. No one is completely useless, you can always use them as a good bad example.

[@joelbrown3479]

Reality setting in... Don't count tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidguzower2890]

You are a lantern you're not very bright and we have to carry you everywhere you go... that's classic

[@markfoster1882]

If you see some pace lying around pick it up, had me crying

[@Sue-zf5uu]

Lol, i worked with a young skinny guy that had hired in for a shutdown at the plant. He walked so slow we nicknamed him lightening lol.

[@f0xh0nd51]

First day of my new construction job and this came across my feed. LMAO. 🤣

[@truracer20]

I know you have speed and agility, I know your mama, you dodged a coat hanger for 9 months. G.O.A.T.

[@live4god30]

Therapist love Roscoe, he can keep all of them employed himself.

[@richardhanson8776]

I’m not afraid of hard work, I can watch it all day😂

[@j22mattones]

I'm going to use that "pickup the pace" bit on my GF. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@gs-pd5ox]

God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterthomson8453]

Oh man, I swear listening to Roscoe gave me falsh backs to conversations with my Grandad. 🤣 Oh man, I'm finished.

[@craigversheck7835]

I'm glad to see new guy got his company gold chain like the rest of the boys after completing the probationary period 😂.

[@jamesmassingale8512]

not scared of hard work.will stand next to it all day long

[@samuelmills5961]

Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months.. cold but funny

[@maximuscomfort]

That it is.

[@randallshelton1630]

I was having a rough night at work and this really put a smile on my face I feel much better dodged a coat hanger for 9 months lmfao

[@jackiestevenson8926]

You got 2 brain cells left and they're fighting for 3rd place 🤣🤣

[@maddawgnoll]

Oh shit. New guy gonna need a ride to the hospital.

[@josephstanley200]

You’re not very bright and you gotta be carried around everywhere Best shiz ever

[@canadiantrucker9574]

At 2:49 I'm stealing that. Called the dumbass Swift driver next to me an Effin Lantern.... he didn't get it

[@Narakuda]

Hot damn Roscoe brought the fire hahaha remind me never to get into an argument with him

[@coltondodger]

Ricky may want to be careful... He may summon a new safety man

[@DanaOrtiz]

This is one the best videos I’ve seen in a minute😂

[@michaelscott6022]

Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

Hey y'all, the HR guy is here.🙄

[@coloroutofspace_322]

@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.

[@churchbryan35]

Roscoe came with the 🔥!! 😂😅

[@imawake9369]

You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wesleynichols5255]

Get the boxing gloves ready 😂

[@mastertradeofnone5909]

Call him blister shows up after the hard work is done😅

[@SideShowSlim]

'You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months' - 'you got a break when you got a job' - lmfao

[@Absalon68]

HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him: "Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣

[@richardhanley3411]

I lost it at, you dodged a coat hanger for nine months 😅

[@jaimejones3177]

I worked 7 12s for about 3 months. On Sunday alone I made almost $900. We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday. That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol

[@risingwind8943]

Someone take the welding torch away from Roscoe. At this point he's just torching a pile of charcoal.

[@jessicaadams2914]

The lantern. Jesus! 😂

[@troygarza5720]

Bro literally got the best skit comedy on KZbin

[@matt_1984_]

"i'm a man i can take it" famous last words.

[@robertsmock5044]

You dodged a coat hanger for nine months

[@shariffrivers7225]

Stand right next to work is wild af 😂

[@ThelifeandtimesofBarneyTaylor]

Your channel is one of my favorites Good job

[@BobCaseyAerial]

Lantern hahaha. Call new guy Door knob so everyone can have a turn at him.

[@butch6814]

I love that hard work😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@williammalone7254]

Dodged a COAT HANGER, for 9 months!!!😂 omg dude!! Your so wrong!!lmfao❤

[@a4channoob]

The Lantern. i know a perfect someone to use that one for, that is gold

[@williamgaines9784]

I worked with a guy that snails could outpace. He walked like he absolutely had nowhere to be and, if he ever got somewhere, did absolutely nothing.

[@bazilwreckerloughead]

"Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months." I gotta remember that one!

[@dannyaasland9643]

I would love to dedicate this to most of my coworkers lol

[@bigscrewg]

Can we get a video of the safety man promoting roscoe to training manager

[@Usernamenotabailable]

Twist, Roscoe is the new guys father. Wait for it

[@williams-wr5lg]

I lost it when he said he dodged a coat hanger for 9 months

[@kevincockrell89]

"you got two brain cells left and they're fighting for third place"😂

[@cujoedaman]

There's only so long you can call the new guy "new"... And though I work retail, I've had guys like him. One in particular right now is not the fastest or the best... but he's almost the only one under me that I can count on to regularly show up and if he's not going to be there, he always lets me know.

[@breckfreeride]

Solid gold! Im using all these today!

[@Inhale-ExhaleofLansing]

I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya

[@sethbrunetti1181]

Tuesday is hump day for 7th day Adventists.. ain't it?

[@tonyguyton896]

Ok new guy been new long enough it time for him a name😂😂😂 he worked very hard for it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bayoumike544]

When I was working in a shop the new guy was "The New Guy" till the next new guy came along.

[@tonyguyton896]

@@bayoumike544 that messed up 😂😂😂

[@lopsidedc0rn875]

The hard work line killed me

[@bradleyknight1343]

They are funny as hell 0:42

[@wm.patrickmilford4589]

I see this video after my boss asked me to work OT. 😂 Granted my 12s are a thing of the past. Lesson: The more hours work doesn't matter when the irs puts you in a higher tax bracket.

[@LameDadRetroGamer]

Stands next to hard work all day

[@bruins6699]

This one could start a revolution.

[@Chris-zn2pz]

Dude that was a good one stands next to hard work for 8 hours!!!!!

[@SoulSoundMuisc]

Ooooh, lantern! Im writing that one down as soon as i find a crayon.

[@breckfreeride]

Check his lunchbox!

[@trailblazer632]

Kinda dim and have to be carried everywhere damn 😂

[@PhillipMadden-uk4fy]

Son you got a break when you got a job😂😂 real as fuck

[@michaelmcdaniel786]

I worked for a place where we worked 5 12 hour shifts per week for a weekly 60. Loved it. Had two days off. Everything was good. Then the company got sold and the new company realized they can pay us the same and get a whole nother day out of us with 6 10 hour shifts and I hated them for it

[@MNspikegrow]

Ole back packs 😂

[@hellhound1389]

When I started my career 25 years ago I gained the reputation of being the reliable one that was faster and the hardest worker even compared to the guys that were there for years. A decade ago I left that job to start my own business and some of the guys I worked with followed me to be my employees. Unfortunately I have known quite a few people like the new guy who think they're special and deserve to be treated like the experienced ones. My own cousin is like that and complained because even though he just started a month earlier he wasn't making as much as my friend the line manager who's been there for almost 20 years. My friend always complained about him because he was the slowest laziest guy and he was always screwing up. Eventually my cousin went back to McDonald's because factory work was just too hard