Roscoe roasts the new guy! But he kind of asked for it!

[@ProeliatorDeus]

"You got two braincells left, and they are both fighting for third place" fucking DAYUM

[@Tataklavi]

Bro I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that😂

[@DustyWentz]

Don't fuck with the old heads.

[@RdeneckTech]

I like these skits because my boss AND his boss introduce me to people as "....and this is my walking HR nightmare, David."

[@WereCreed]

Your boss likes you then, keep it up😂

[@RdeneckTech]

@@WereCreed absolutely! Thank you. Cheers from Texas🍻

[@Bunk_off]

That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.

[@maitadestrada6305]

So this is what true happiness looks like 🥲

[@RdeneckTech]

@@maitadestrada6305 for a working man, hell yeah. Cheers from Texas!

[@alexwilliams1642]

Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months ☠️🤣

[@SamDockery-zl8gq]

Threw in he knew his mom

[@noOnespecialhere69]

The amount of people that won't get the joke is the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redneckhippiefreak]

@@noOnespecialhere69 The irony is, more are ;earning every day now. 8/

[@Caderic]

@@noOnespecialhere69 I think that IS about as funny as the joke itself!

[@getinthespace7715]

I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂 I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom". I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂 Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.

[@SouthDakotaBowHunter78]

When roscoe and ricky on the same page look the hell out

[@rosshendricks8902]

Cause you ain't that bright and you have to be carried everywhere 😂😂

[@redhed9776]

the man better have thick skin

[@adriansmith1939]

As the old folks say😂😂😂

[@Shorty_Keeper]

We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock

[@wolfman7890]

"You're not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it!" That's shit had me dieing!!😂

[@TheBrushcutter]

Another version of that is "he definitely ain't afraid of hard work, I've seen him sleeping right beside it".

[@iglidor]

I love work. I can keep watching someone work all day every day!

[@scar445]

as my granddad always said, A little hard work never killed anyone important!

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Roscoe has a license to destroy your self-confidence.

[@davidh.holmes1379]

no shit, dodging a coat hanger for 9 months was as brutal as it gets! lmao!

[@goodcitizen64]

​@@davidh.holmes1379well abortion is that alternative birth control method!

[@Rose-yx6jq]

He's old, he knows efficiency. And he has a presence you just can't help but respect.

[@paulschaefer5485]

Don't scare off the cubs. They gotta pay for our pensions

[@kittenwizard4703]

Those still exist?

[@nathanaeld.striker7191]

​@@kittenwizard4703 Mostly in the public sector, but yes.

[@RdeneckTech]

The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.

[@greg925911]

Plus if I'm working 12 hours that's 2 at 1.5 and 2 at double time I'm all in on that shit

[@rs5801]

​@@greg925911😮AND... the 2nd lunch break is paid

[@justinh.1290]

I submit that Roscoe’s best burn was when he said, “If brains were gasoline, you could get a piss ant’s go kart 2 laps around a cheerio”.

[@mikekristin7201]

The lantern is brilliant

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?

[@Havok135]

@@Rose-yx6jqThey have the really.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

@@Havok135 thanks for bringing that to my attention I completely missed that typo.

[@Texansfan254Jeff]

Common Sense is more than just a pamphlet written by Thomas Paine. Roscoe or Ricky need to drop that one on the new guy.

[@sheliawaymon9023]

Love some Roscoe. He tells it like it is and so does Ricky.

[@TexJester-no8th]

And when they're on the same page and not fighting each other .... Look out.

[@williamproffitt6015]

I just gotta say this is the best Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.

[@TexJester-no8th]

When we get to be Roscoe, we done run out of fucks to give and are COMPLETELY sick of stupid! And we can get .. ah .. HARSH ..

[@bioniccrypto7447]

A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.

[@drgnmonte]

I think they have on tiktok

[@revelationperception5370]

I have had a similar argument about hours. I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot. Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.

[@davidp2of3]

That 7th day of R&R is what helps keep the endurance for the length of the job.

[@American-131]

Rich & rare?​@@davidp2of3

[@Absalon68]

Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.

[@stevendemunck7507]

You got a break when you got this job. 😂 I'm definitely going to use that one.

[@Sue-zf5uu]

Lol, i worked with a young skinny guy that had hired in for a shutdown at the plant. He walked so slow we nicknamed him lightening lol.

[@samuelmills5961]

Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months.. cold but funny

[@maximuscomfort]

That it is.

[@royversustheworld]

One of my only few KZbin notifications I have pop up. This is the best break of my day.

[@josephstanley200]

You’re not very bright and you gotta be carried around everywhere Best shiz ever

[@leahklein6814]

Life is pissin me off right now, I need this channel just to survive, lmao ❤😂🎉

[@Stronghand-yw1lk]

GOD DAMN ROSCOE!!!! WOW!!! That has got to be one of the most savage-ass things I've ever heard.

[@maddawgnoll]

Oh shit. New guy gonna need a ride to the hospital.

[@live4god30]

Therapist love Roscoe, he can keep all of them employed himself.

[@benttwisted210]

Never, and, I mean NEVER ask the old codger for his opinion!! You ain't ready, YOU JUST AIN'T READY!!

[@jaimejones3177]

I worked 7 12s for about 3 months. On Sunday alone I made almost $900. We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday. That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol

[@amesames43]

“You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 😂😂😂😂 Feel bad for whoever doesn’t understand this part

[@frostykitties2050]

Okay that was brutal 😂 Time give poor new guy some kudos!!! Least he doesn't think he is a 🐈‍⬛ cat! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@michaelscott6022]

Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

Hey y'all, the HR guy is here.🙄

[@coloroutofspace_322]

@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.

[@c.blakerockhart1128]

@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.

[@josepholiver6733]

I can relate working 7 12s or hell 14-16s is a bitch on sleep Money don’t mean shit if your measurable and almost killing your self because of lake of sleep

[@canadiantrucker9574]

At 2:49 I'm stealing that. Called the dumbass Swift driver next to me an Effin Lantern.... he didn't get it

[@MrStaybrown]

That's every new guy.🤣🤣

[@WonderboyWDE]

OH MY HELL! Told him he dodged a coat hanger for 9 months! That shit is golden!

[@handymanhensley6517]

Dude that dodged a coat hanger for 9 months that alone is Legend oh my f****** god that was funny where the f*** I thought I was pretty smart and come up with s*** pretty fast that s*** was Legend

[@TwinCityZ]

Roscoe Entertainment presents - The Roast of the New Guy 😂

[@68rbj]

Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much, 1. Walk with a Purpose 2. Always give a Firm Handshake

[@frankensteinracing3520]

Wow I literally had a similar conversation with a young guy on our road crew about a week ago

[@06duramaxlbz48]

What are you going to do when the tic tac filters go away and the apps banned ?

[@davidhenderson3400]

That could be the end of this channel. It could be the end of a lot of channels

[@nomore8042]

If your hard hat is clean and has zero scratches on it your not doing anything but standing under it !!!!!!

[@ticababy6380]

He doesn't have any dependants

[@edwardjmayer87]

7 12's paid my house off

[@trailblazer632]

Kinda dim and have to be carried everywhere damn 😂

[@qball4life2]

I’m freakin rollin yall, you bring up a lot of life lessons and make it fun and hilarious… keep it up… your a talented individual I must say #P/P💚🔥💪🤣🤪

[@cavemanengineering8308]

Well, more sensitivity training on the horizon, wait till new guy bails Ricky and Roscoes ass out , new guy will be serving it back then!!😮

[@MrLemacxes]

Roscoe is an absolute Savage. Excellent

[@truracer20]

I know you have speed and agility, I know your mama, you dodged a coat hanger for 9 months. G.O.A.T.

[@kimsimmons3911]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BuzzinVideography]

Spare tire: useless and extra weight everywhere you go.... just in case you might need him one time in 15 years

[@noelhutchins7366]

Funniest-shit I ever skipped a step; instead of taking a 2nd-step I just didn't, I hopped that 1st foot delicately all the way to where the 2nd foot would've been, then I did the same thing on the other side since it worked out: I did the math and its still the same amount of steps but it feels like its cheating, since its skipping. You can get some distance out of it too; skipping is like better-running: up; all-toes-down heels-up, get some yards; comentators "Is he, Skipping?" sounds like cheating, & woah, nope, new rule.

[@Psycom5k1]

Oh f***, “You got a break when you got the job” I can feel that one damn… Roscoe didn’t need to Hiroshima him like that…

[@Steve-ps6nq]

Sorry but until you put some year's into a job dont expect a significant raise right away. Every job I have ever had your probation period doesn't really end until you have made it for a year with the company. They might say 90 days on paper but thats bull sheet.

[@michaelmcdaniel786]

I worked for a place where we worked 5 12 hour shifts per week for a weekly 60. Loved it. Had two days off. Everything was good. Then the company got sold and the new company realized they can pay us the same and get a whole nother day out of us with 6 10 hour shifts and I hated them for it

[@danielbueche5686]

I have known too many guys like that this one guy almost burnt through 2 clear and his #10 because "the weld was dripping on my lens while I was trying to practice my vertical after I failed the tacking test" we all stopped cause we were at the water cooler for safety mandatory hydration break, that was the safety man made me and the two fitters I was helping that day get water because he was watching and we had worked an hour and a half without getting water company policy was you "had to drink minimum 2 4oz cups of water every 45 minutes. So we went look at the weld and he was welding on his x axis instead of the y axis on vertical and had brought the puddle about 2 and 3/4 inch sticking out sideways from the joint he was supposed to be welding

[@hellhound1389]

When I started my career 25 years ago I gained the reputation of being the reliable one that was faster and the hardest worker even compared to the guys that were there for years. A decade ago I left that job to start my own business and some of the guys I worked with followed me to be my employees. Unfortunately I have known quite a few people like the new guy who think they're special and deserve to be treated like the experienced ones. My own cousin is like that and complained because even though he just started a month earlier he wasn't making as much as my friend the line manager who's been there for almost 20 years. My friend always complained about him because he was the slowest laziest guy and he was always screwing up. Eventually my cousin went back to McDonald's because factory work was just too hard

[@JohnMadrayJr]

"You got 2 brain cells left and they racing for 3rd place". That's the best shit I've heard in a long time. Love it!

[@marlberg2963]

So clarification here please. Is Roscoe implying New Guys bulb is so dim you have to strike a match just to see if it's lit? And is he also implying New Guy is so slow that molasses passed him going uphill in January?

[@2WONG363]

2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place LMFAO 😅😅

[@joelbrown3479]

Reality setting in... Don't count tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rogersv7823]

Wow, Roscoe just gave him so many examples on how…he is NOT the GOAT 🙄👀😂

[@cujoedaman]

There's only so long you can call the new guy "new"... And though I work retail, I've had guys like him. One in particular right now is not the fastest or the best... but he's almost the only one under me that I can count on to regularly show up and if he's not going to be there, he always lets me know.

[@ShadowKatt]

"We all here the same time" No. No we are not. You have been here months. We have been here for years. Sit down, shut up.

[@davidguzower2890]

You are a lantern you're not very bright and we have to carry you everywhere you go... that's classic

[@wm.patrickmilford4589]

I see this video after my boss asked me to work OT. 😂 Granted my 12s are a thing of the past. Lesson: The more hours work doesn't matter when the irs puts you in a higher tax bracket.

[@kickinsmurfs423]

You know what's funny to me is I work construction and I only mess with the guys I like and think are good workers. If I don't like someone and they work like shit I will do my utmost best to avoid any conversations or contact. They will never get roasted because they aren't worth putting on the burner 😂

[@TalamarAmV]

I feel bad for new guy. just can't catch a break.

[@risingwind8943]

Someone take the welding torch away from Roscoe. At this point he's just torching a pile of charcoal.

[@samspade9980]

My grandpa introduced me to a friend of his when I was 16, told the guy that I wasn't afraid of hard work at all...... As a matter of fact, he had seen me lay down and take a nap right beside hard work in progress 😶

[@SilenceInd]

Ricky at least tried to end it on a positive note, he's been actually helpful to the new guy. Roscoe gives no fucks and will emotionally break you because he finds it amusing.

[@paulhunter1735]

I know you're in good shape.......you spent nine months dodging a clothes hanger from your mama damn near killed me lol. Now how many of you who read this don't know what he meant by that lol.

[@greg925911]

That's funny shit

[@stevemoore8599]

Don't ever ask an old hand how you're doing. Even if you're doing good they will tell you a shaft is more beneficial than you.

[@chadhudson8531]

Well the one thing that make you better is your better than the rest of you newbies but that ain’t saying very much at all!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I hear this shit all the time at work and all I can say is brother ya gotta pay ya dues!!! Point Blank!!!!

[@mrt5187]

I know you got some speed and agility I know your Moma, and you Shure Dam dodged that coat hanger for nine months

[@jackiestevenson8926]

You got 2 brain cells left and they're fighting for 3rd place 🤣🤣

[@fatguy45]

I've got a dude who is officially going to be "Lantern" starting today!

[@pauldryer8984]

Best New guy video for sure. Dodged a hanger for 9 months. Ouch

[@nck4888]

The funnier part of all this is how we slave away for us to end up with You will own nothing and be happy - Klaus Schwab

[@jasonstclair6293]

You see some pace laying around... pick it up! I know a few people who could use that advice+

[@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76]

2 brain cells fighting for third place. WHo knew the new guy had a masters degree

[@dannyaasland9643]

I would love to dedicate this to most of my coworkers lol

[@DanielFaithful-f7m]

Just banging on the table it'll spin loose... Change the disc. Less than 10 seconds.

[@wittyjoker4631]

Damn... roscoe easy.

[@cmdr_ryker2083]

The more you work, the more you get taxed. The working man is taking a huge slap in the face. It's easier to be a leech on the system

[@SpyHelmet]

He's just gonna have to learn to cry under his welding hood like everybody else.

[@oscarardon6197]

It's one thing to fall back while trying, but they make this guy sound like he milks the job.

[@andrewgilliland6975]

To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

I heard that 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place a few months ago and its how i describe our dog. Shes a good girl but dumb as a rock. Shes old and it will be sad when shes gone.

[@biggallcaps]

I'd rather make all that money, and only work 40 hours. But that's the world we live in these days 🙃

[@patrickcalip948]

I feel for the new guy. But sometimes you got to be broken down so that you can be built up more sturdy. Use that pain for fuel.

[@natenate2280]

this is so true ive been watching 2 guys struggle for days now to put up some fucking railings lmfao

[@ChrisMcCutcheon-wj2pp]

Roscoe attitude towards work should b taught in school, our parents use to do that, but now they both work to put food on the table, ever wonder who is raising kids now, a dam computer or video game, we are hurting folks

[@sethbrunetti1181]

Tuesday is hump day for 7th day Adventists.. ain't it?

[@richardhanson8776]

I’m not afraid of hard work, I can watch it all day😂

[@johnmcgraw3568]

I know your Momma, you damn sure dodged a coat hanger for 9 months. I'm gonna have to remember this one.

[@a4channoob]

The Lantern. i know a perfect someone to use that one for, that is gold

[@grizzwint1598]

Literally in the middle of 14 12s right now (on day 5) 😂

[@matthewstivers4915]

The new guy is my spirit animal, except i move quick. 😢

[@kmarch6630]

I could always tell at work who was being paid hourly and who was salary just by the speed of their walk.

[@shannonlogan93]

Lantern because you ain't bright and gotta be carried everywhere 😅😊😂😢

[@ThelifeandtimesofBarneyTaylor]

Your channel is one of my favorites Good job