New guys tired of the jokes! He’s seeing RED!

[@WinterRaven25]

If new guy had any sense he would encourage the hazing. Get them to send him on some fools errand off the job site and spend the whole shift at home playing Stellaris or something. If the boss man calls just tell him that you can't find the glass hammer anywhere but you aren't coming back until you do. Nothing better than a sponsored day off. Best part of being the new guy.

[@tyronesimons5526]

You have good taste in games 👌

[@nathanbowers1284]

Always fun when you send the new guy off to find the glass windows for the forklift so you can work through the rain😂

[@ThrawnFett123]

I did this in the Army. New unit, New private fresh out of AIT. Got sent for "exhaust bearings for the Humvee". So I went "Roger Sgt" and fucked off on top of a connex for 6 hours napping and watching the clouds. Got the "where the hell are you" call, said still looking as I climbed down so they could hear the movement and huffing, then popped up still on the phone and told him "yeah I couldn't find any"

[@nathanbowers1284]

@@ThrawnFett123 I loved sending new sailors in my time in the Navy to find the batteries for the sound powered telephones. 🤣

[@cakepie3484]

​@@tyronesimons5526 I second this

[@nimarus3118]

"I don't identify as a playset, so you will not be swinging on me." ...that one is going in my book.

[@warrenmichael918]

its already loaded into my book as well...haha

[@OneOddDuck]

Word same here

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Also beating someone's ass like a drum from blue man group. That's one vivid mental image right there

[@steves5355]

Folding you up inside your shirt..

[@bud9133]

"No, seeing red is like an euphemism, a synonym, an idiom..." "My God, he's speaking in tongues, the heat done got to him!"

[@billyshay7207]

Made my day 😂 and BTW, do you know if Ricky is going to be hanging out with Pablo tonight for Cinco de Mayo?

[@mindassassin]

As if he'd miss that!

[@lobopiro4732]

He frickin better be... Lol

[@LavLightKnight]

Depends on the lunch Pablo’s wife packed. Can’t hang out if your in a food coma

[@ridesharetrixter5206]

Laughing my Ass off. 😂😂😂 When Ricky said "YOU'LL GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT".... Priceless 😂😂😂

[@thekingsilverado3266]

Ricky actually exists here... I used to work with Bobby Kohler for many years... The fact is I hired him the year I went in business. He was a total green horn... That was one of his favorites OR DO YOU WANNA GET BEAT THE FUCK UP!!!! For years the dude actually thought I didn't like him. My business partner and I eventually took him out on my boat a few times fishing and cruising around 4rth of Julys for a few years. He was just a helper but we were always picking and pranking on him & it also went back and forth at first okay before it started getting rough. Eventually Bobby began to know his job and do his job well and then along came the next Ricky Bobby!!!!!

[@larryerwin8972]

Rosco must be doing something right he looks younger😂

[@danisyx5804]

Just For Men

[@eligebrown8998]

I dont like it

[@puddin9549]

Was thinking the same thing

[@chrisjinxxx6164]

He been taking those rhino pills and chugging Red Bulls. That’s how he got a little younger

[@puddin9549]

@@chrisjinxxx6164 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randallmyrick1762]

i gotta say, with the new filter they use on roscoe, its about to bring me to tears. he looks like, and almost sounds like my grandfather who passed away 2 years ago. and i miss him dearly, so thank you for making it feel like i get to see him one last time

[@bloodlytaoist]

I mean if you die you'll see him sooner don't worry he's nearby.

[@LilSunshyn3]

Always be concerned when Ricky and Roscoe come together and agree on something 😂😂

[@amberg4131]

Roscoe with his old school euthenisms...(was that the right term? Can't remember)

[@dtramel]

@@amberg4131 Euphemism, but I like your thinking 😂

[@amberg4131]

@@dtramel thank you so much so it Euphemism not euthenisms😔🥲🙃

[@jimbobf8017]

😅 Actually euthanize more accurately describes Roscoes manner than euphemisms

[@bassproable]

That Roscoe line, " I'll make your shoulders clap, I'll hit you so hard." Classic. 😂

[@MikeY-nh2we]

I about died when he said that shit 😂😂

[@graybeardproductions2597]

I'm a steal that one!

[@anthonycrawford6917]

That had me busting up laughing.

[@shelterskelter]

I laughed so hard I whistled.

[@Outdoorslife1776]

That line has no reason hitting so hard Pun intended

[@noahbeattie5761]

One of my favorite skits. Freaking hilarious.

[@hamburbers]

Was working in a wire mill and this dude kept bugging everybody. Foreman sent him to me cuz his line was stacked with orders that were gravy. I had a messy changeover to do and said "you know what ill humor ya. He can help me with this changeover in exchange for learning my machines." He stood there the whole time, hands in his pockets, me covered in gear grease. I kept my cool. Finally said "Aight now for the last part i need a new gear key. Here, take this certificate to the maintenance manager. He'll give ya the key to the basement storeroom. Thats where we keep the gear keys." "Certificate" was a note that said "play along john and ill buy you a 6 pack." John gave him a key that he couldnt figure out what it went to said "yeah ya walk about 300' down that way and it's on the left." All this started at like 9pm working night shift 7-7. About 4am my foreman came to me and asked "did you send the new guy to the basement for a gear key?" I started laughing and said "well goddamn...i forgot about that...figured he was smart enough to figure it out." He says "he didn't. I'll tell him around 6:30 ish...hes still looking for a door. Everybody kept giving him vague directions...don't do this anymore but i wanna see it play out."

[@OneOddDuck]

If you can keep a straight face while messing with someone like that, damn I do not want to ever play poker with you. That had to be fucking hilarious

[@Andrew-dn7hz]

Omfg, that's the best comment ever...😂

[@BuzzinVideography]

You sir, deserve a 6 pack yourself

[@SAVAG3RABB1T]

Hilarious! I once watched a new framing helper frantically tear up the back of boss man's truck full of junk for an hour looking for a board stretcher. Framer needed that specific board asap, and it was an inch too short. 😂 ...and there was a ton of new lumber on site.

[@hamburbers]

@@OneOddDuck it was a single floor building built like a pole barn. Which made it even better. Closest thing to a "basement" was the grease pit under one of the machines. Was a glorious night.

[@norahc.]

The keys in the ambulance comment from Roscoe...absolute old man wisdom. 😂

[@alej15pr]

Whatever filter you’re using for the Roscoe character got an update or finally fell in love with you because it’s doing its with 300% efficiency. 👌

[@anthonyholmes5965]

Gonna beat you like a drum in the blue man group. That was pure comic gold there. Especially using Rosco to deliver it. Lol

[@ANDRE-kf9cc]

Great content bro ~ lmao - 'They mess with you cause they like you' Is 100% honest! New guys - this understanding is priceless.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

"I'd do yer best not to find out." Especially with Roscoe.

[@davidshumski4629]

This is the comment I was looking for. 👌

[@wolflordkanan9720]

Uh oh. Angry inter. My old trainer would carry a pack of juice boxes and throw a trainee one when he'd get mad and tell him, "Sit down and drink your juice box youngin"

[@pandasftw2218]

You know what if I was thrown a juice box and told to sit down and drink it I would purely based off the fact that he brought it for that

[@meurissescott5017]

See Reeedddd 😂 we would fold to shirt with you in it! 🤣😂 *Classic*

[@TheStudderman]

This was definitely a top 5 video, great skit man.

[@leftydriver1]

I figure Pablo is not at work cause it's Cinco de mayo. Is the gang catching up after work?

[@karateover40]

Finally an instructional video for heavy trades! Will start using this in orientation meetings!!!! 😂😂😂

[@sergeantpeppers8858]

"I'll make your shoulders clap." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenvilla4131]

Holy shit😅 that's the best one ever rookie the is going to be in pitch black an I'm not talking about the movie if he keeps talking like that.

[@ScottWConvid19]

"I think he's having a brain aneurysm right now. How many fingers am I holding up?" Best line

[@adambrown8122]

Bruh!! That playset comment from roscoe had me in tears 😂

[@amberg4131]

"I do not identify as a playset, so ain't no-one gonna be swinging on me!" 🤣😂🤣🤣😬

[@adambrown8122]

Totally going to use this when I can

[@SomeOne-Avatar]

ROFLMAO!!!! I have literally lost count the number of times I've seen this exact scenario play out. Almost word for word 😂🤣😂

[@aaronkurbanick8126]

Ol' boy's just mad he couldn't find the pipe stretcher and failed his id10t test

[@FireFox-yz9ux]

You forgot about the sky hook

[@aaronkurbanick8126]

@@FireFox-yz9ux the red sky hook or the blue?

[@FH-cn3mg]

That id10t test is a m@%#f#%#r, lots of new guys have trouble with it.

[@jharlowrose1]

MMA coaches will bail us out just to ask how we train 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alvaroeloredo]

My boy said "I'll make your shoulders clap!" 😅😂

[@handimanjay6642]

All right, all right. Go out the the warehouse and get that board stretcher and bring 3 pounds of compressed air and some bucket soap for the front loader.

[@juniorgarcia8359]

Oh I dont think Roscoe's kidding one bit after what he did to ricky 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.v4486]

Brother I didn't even make it a minute and I was dyin. Speakin in tongues 😂😂😂

[@mr.v4486]

Beee-u-tiful😂😂 I got to say this man to the new meat, take the heat new meat because if they give you shit then they like your shit and that means you're good shit. But remember you are new meat, which means you ain't shit.

[@FreemindRicochet]

“I’ll make you shoulders clap I hit so fucking hard.”😂😂😂

[@SleepingKing]

this shit kills me every time funny af

[@patricksullivan7140]

The clean shining white new hard had. Nice touch guys. Give him a sticker for the next episode. 😊 We were all there once

[@noname20029]

I would like to see a video of new guy vs tool room tommy one of these days. This channel really is a gem.

[@tylerkinley268]

"their just messing with ya cause they like ya"; I was waiting for Roscoe to say 'no I really do hate you'.

[@XRandomLuckX13]

I do not identify as a swing set you not going be swinging on me!! I died that was so good

[@brendonkline596]

Ricky, Rosco, and the boss man are my kind of people to work around. 😂. You just gotta learn to laugh at yourself. It's true. If they like you, they'll mess with you. 😂😂

[@J.Young808]

New Guy: Are the still fukn with me? Boss Man: I’d do your best to not find out. 😂😂😂😂

[@shadowsapphire100183]

Every shop I've worked in we mess with each other. We aren't trying to hurt you, we want you to join our reindeer games.

[@nicklance4662]

Ole Roscoe grew out the stache to a full beard 😂

[@marlygee3859]

I gotta use the shoulders clap line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@devinaschenbrenner2683]

Had a new guy start to get pissed about being picked on, told him to chill out and fuck with them back. Next day everybody's bags were hanging from the ceiling and the battery's where missing from the Sissor lift. Funniest shit ever.

[@kenwelch198]

Every job site I've been on...ever. These guys know what it's like.

[@avelinovelez2700]

OMG New Guy is so naive 😂😂😂😂

[@susancarlson9804]

🤣🤣🤣love you guys! You all always make my day

[@yelleryoung5870]

You could knock down RIcky and Rosco with a feather.

[@FireFox-yz9ux]

Don't mater if he is seeing red. He still gonna be made fun of and pissed off.

[@anthonypiligno7618]

🎉 love it..🎉 keep um coming....😊...JJ...

[@JayCray03]

"I'll make ya shoulders clap, I'll hit you so fuckin hard", had me choking, I was laughing so hard! I'm using that lol

[@BrandyWilliams24]

Who else wants to see an interaction between new guy & the toolroom guy? I know I do!

[@ColLucky]

"Eufaninum..." Bwahaha!

[@tomalinaheartly5115]

Love Roscoe he reminds me of my dad LoL.. My dad would tell us. I brought u in this world.. I'll take u out ❤️..

[@alfonsoPina]

"I DON'T IDENTIFY AS A PLAYSET" ROFL!!!!!

[@alfonsoPina]

euphanidiom 😀

[@zeropolicy7456]

One of these days, they gonna do that shit to the wrong one. The one that throws hands first and talks shit never. And then they're gonna cry about it to HR. I've seen it a few times before. Lol.

[@beyond6storm]

Love how all the boys synced up on beard trimming

[@alfonsoPina]

This guy never fails to make me laugh

[@MD-lm7fj]

Had this happen at a job years ago. New guy was at a breaking point. Our "Roscoe" told him with a dead stare and an eerily calm voice: "Son if I didn't think you were a decent hand, at the end of the day, I would get one of those plastic 5 gallon fuel cans, fill it with diesel, duct tape a road flare to it, set it in the front seat of your vehicle and strike the flare. Then sit on my tailgate drinking beer and watch the show." New guy shut up immediately and sweate bullets for the rest of the day only to find a daisy under his wiper at the end of the day. He was called Daisy from then on. Next new guy didn't get the speech just found out at the end of the day. We walked out and saw "Roscoe" sitting on his tailgate drinking beer and yelling "hurry up boys grab a beer shows about to start!"

[@splatninja9447]

Lol I remember when I snapped my first go round as the FNG. It doesn't help you at all.

[@teecepierre3735]

"My God, he's speaking in tongue, the heat done got to him" lmaoo 😂😂

[@johnpeters8652]

Well the new guy needs a green hard hat. Haha. So people know he new or green to the trade.

[@chadcarron8094]

what ever happen to worker that identifies as cat. did Roscoe play to rough with the kitty 😂

[@spoileralert3486]

The shiny hardhat sent it home. Nice touch.

[@hedge361]

roscoe looks like santa clause nowadays rather than the ole timer on the jobsite

[@sixpest]

Roscoe is the old guy everyone is legitimately scared of and not crossing because they know it take 5 dudes to take him out 🤣

[@wylieconder965]

This makes my day your video brother thank you

[@SPITSPHIRE]

It kinda perturbs me how with the age filter rosco looks _exactly_ like my grandfather. Like 100% accurate, to the point im wondering if its using some random photo of him from online to base it on.

[@CrazyRandomBayKidWay]

💯 accurate lol 😂 all these worms don’t understand any or this shit lol 😂

[@andrewbennett7756]

Been there for the t shirt you have to beer the prank s to get respect but Ricky s pranks are another thing poor new guy

[@-dystopic-]

These just keep getting funnier & funnier, cheers for the laughs brother!

[@brianrufh3684]

Ya know, sometimes I do miss construction work. Was a carpenter for a little over a decade, and this is basically a convo we had with a new hand that we actually liked. Right up until this convo.

[@chadmann2724]

To be fair, you have to be fucked up fr fr to pick on someone who grew up getting picked on religiously by everyone around him

[@ShortStuffMegs21]

Same. I miss it every day. Just a whole different breed of people and they're the absolute best. 😂

[@diehard8061]

He's speaking in tongues . Lmao

[@iainballas]

I kept getting hazed at my job, for 3 months. Constant pranks, tasks that were dead end jokes, minor errands that didn't need doing. Finally they offhand gave me the task of ordering 12 pizzas for a work party. They didn't say what kind. 8 Anchovi and Onion, 2 Pineapple and Spinache, a Tomato, Bacon and Olive with Bleu Cheese, and a single glorious Double Pepperoni. After they got done howling, they aggreed I got them back pretty good. Watching them fight over the only edible pizza was great.

[@aol11]

My God he's speaking in tongues 😂😂😂😂

[@Texansfan254Jeff]

New guy: Are they still f***ing with me? Me: F*** around and find out.

[@RealJohnnyGuillotine]

Call a Stage 5 containment unit for that there badass.

[@johnpierce1251]

Roscoes new look is awesome no more two toned beard love the videos keep em coming best ones we’re about Pablo

[@CrawlerBob]

The whole I don’t identify as a swingset is fucking hilarious

[@michaellong4897]

I’m an old boy from Tennessee and I like to play. A lot. Big trees are meant to be taken down sometimes.

[@jojoe21620]

Make my man’s shoulders clap!!!! That has to be the best line my friend.

[@nickhendricks308]

I laughed at this in the middle of work and my coworkers think I’m crazy 😂

[@mikekeltner4291]

When I started in the trades I knew the bullshit would start. I was told to go find a board stretcher. I happily walked from tool room to tool room, hitting every break room in between. I made it last the whole day. They thought it was so funny they sent me for a skyhook the next day. I goofed off the whole next day. After a week of this the shift foreman tried to chew my ass. I told him hey. Just doing what I’m asked to do. Never got sent on any more wild goose chases ever again. Yup, metric pliers, powdered steam, box of new level bubbles, wire straighteners, air test kit, easy first week. Anytime I got sent on bullshit errands I would hide all day. Good times

[@ChalkyHonky]

I always tell the new guys at work if I don't talk to you I don't like you. Even if I'm being a dick if I'm talking to you I like you and want to see you succeed! Construction jobs are ruthless no time for feel feels

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

I never told them, they just figured it out or they didn't, I was the biggest Ahole but when a new guy got busted with a fail or someone came down on them pretty hard I was the first one there to pick them up and brush the dirt off, and I always stood up for them behind closed doors. More than once I had a young guy in tears when I was honest with them (never in a negative way) I think it was always just the stark contrast to my normal demener as it normally played out along the lines of "that means a lot coming from you" I really miss my adopted derpy sons

[@JPUp2]

I dont identify as a playset 😂😂😂

[@Letgo_letlive]

Ooooooo man you did it with this one dedicating this one to my abusive ex . I needed this laugh todayyyyyyy

[@skinny920]

Rosco found the fountain of youth

[@mikewazowski7830]

My God this is somehow one of your funniest videos yet that has made it to KZbin this one is f****** hilarious and the one about Roscoe seeing worst rainouts and Ricky over here talking about what do you mean this ain't a rain out it's a flood out talking about he got to go get a canoe so he don't drown

[@69BTony]

In my job they haze every new guy, the guy before me was the first hire in 4 years, they had a dumb ass thing where they called him newman for as long as they could get away with it. They did it to me for a few weeks, I think the "I am going to kill you stare" stopped that dumb shit.

[@wylieconder965]

Lmao you funny as hell 🤣

[@clevencleverclear8644]

🤣👍👏😂🗯️PRICELESS!

[@RussellStClair-cy1vu]

Been there ! Let's dance !

[@scrappaper487]

That shit is the way it was back in the day but theses days you'll catch a felony for scraping a sticker. I know!

[@kituwahband]

Identify as a playset!! Haven't heard that one before!! ive heard "im not tree, so your not going to be swinging on me!" 😂😂

[@DUDE-ww8cf]

It’s when the workers are doing jokes on the new guy is when you know the new guy is a keeper. When they start yelling about the new guy is when you play jokes on him to totally get rid of him .

[@wm.patrickmilford4589]

Wire stretcher, skyhooks, and 3-phase wire nuts are my preferred new guy tasks.

[@chadmann2724]

Wire rollers exist… they literally stretch the wire out by rolling them…

[@kasonrmac]

Ricky has already found out with roscoe. It changed his tune pretty quick

[@CoopCooper.]

I tell the guys all the time if i didn't like you i wouldn't even talk to you. But im a relentless ball breaker.

[@mudgripsandmoonshine252]

Is that the New Guy's blue drawing hanging on the fridge ?

[@robertwhitaker3858]

I got the new guy a get better soon card. He said he wasn’t sick, “you get better soon or you won’t have a job to go to come Monday morning “