Roses are red, if you subscribed I'd be glad. But you don't have to do what I say, I mean, who am I, your Dad??
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@mr_inzaine10 ай бұрын
Violins are blue
@mr_inzaine10 ай бұрын
No shit violents
@mr_inzaine10 ай бұрын
Mother fucker violets
@thereisnotenoughlettersformyu10 ай бұрын
no they aren’t
@LeafeonTheCat10 ай бұрын
Indeed
@StupidWith2Ds10 ай бұрын
🎻 🟦 Yeah I agree
@-inFinity05-10 ай бұрын
Matt Rose is the perfect way to procrastinate! Thank you good sir.
@Matt_Rose10 ай бұрын
No worries! Now get back to whatever you were supposed to be doing!
@-inFinity05-10 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose Fine…
@itookallthenames10 ай бұрын
Roses are red violets are blue Matt Rose told me to stop procrastinating it’s 546am Matt let me finish my brew!
@yeetrepublic914210 ай бұрын
@@Matt_RoseMaybe later...
@porciwall926110 ай бұрын
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a wrong step now my legs snapped in two
@gwensroses-quit10 ай бұрын
Imagine if we gave Matt a bunch of crazy would-you-rather’s and he had to sit there for about half an hour answering them all
@turbo_marc10 ай бұрын
skullemoji
@thegoattrain10 ай бұрын
Would you rather have infinite games and no bacon or infinite games games infinite bacon or no games infinite no bacon no games
@Matt_Rose10 ай бұрын
This sounds relevant to your interests kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKjSh5-dZ5mFepY
@sunnyquinn388810 ай бұрын
Would you rather have infinite vomiting or invincible diarrhea?
@gwensroses-quit10 ай бұрын
@@Matt_RoseThe king of skullemojis himself has replied to me 👀 (The video was very relevant, thank you Matt 👌)
@Nutella200410 ай бұрын
I love the moose sign in that it implies that an unkillable moose is 5km ahead and they just accepted it and put the sign up as a warning.
@jasperjazzie5 ай бұрын
there's not much else to do besides accept it, they're not dumb or prideful enough to think they can fight the invincible moose
@18Hongo5 ай бұрын
This is the warm-blooded equivalent of the SCP Foundation's "Hard to destroy reptile".
@chroniclesofoddities88934 ай бұрын
the fact they called it an invincible moose means they attempted to kill it and failed
@contain_the_Bismarck-i5c2 ай бұрын
rose are red my name is not dave i’m bad at poems microwave
@Fog7992 ай бұрын
Average day in alaska and canada
@AxolBedwars10 ай бұрын
Matt Rose's head crumpling the instant it is touched by water is not something I ever thought I'd see but it makes perfect sense
@Matt_Rose10 ай бұрын
I'm made out of candyfloss 🤫
@RockismyAir10 ай бұрын
I somehow believe that very easily.
@saltygooseundertale741210 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose "Candyfloss?" What are you, some kind of British man??
@AstralTheNightwing10 ай бұрын
@@saltygooseundertale7412 and he talks with that silly accent too! smh my head
@Blue-Maned_Hawk10 ай бұрын
@@saltygooseundertale7412 At least it's not what the french apparently call it. I'd say it also means he might slaughter and process you in order to cross the English channel, but i don't want to get sued for libel.
@ChaffyExpert4 ай бұрын
"Looking for lost frog goes by the name Prince" Sounds like an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!
@charliepappas-rr3rv2 ай бұрын
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
@phoebesunbook17372 ай бұрын
*inserts the emergency from situation music*
@kaz-v2bАй бұрын
That sounds liks among us
@Mr._funny2006Ай бұрын
@@phoebesunbook1737from
@ImConfused-mi5pqАй бұрын
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
@josiahtaylor796710 ай бұрын
Petition to make Matt's high-pitched "that was so stupid" into a recognisable meme
@SamRK-100010 ай бұрын
💀
@iamwoke32210 ай бұрын
Roses are red, i like little pups, *never gonna give you up-*
@vanadios448010 ай бұрын
SKULL EMOJIIIII
@DansuB4nsu0310 ай бұрын
5:26, in case you're looking for it ;)
@catswampy10 ай бұрын
SIGNED
@Captain_Maeve10 ай бұрын
Violets are green, Matt is our Rose Once these lines are seen You read in rhythmic prose
@bbloveseevees898410 ай бұрын
Roses are red I don't have a dime I'll be honest fella *DO YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?*
@Y0uRLoc4lNo0b10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, violets are blue, my grandma rises from the dead and will beat me with kung fu
@Nat_the_Chicken10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, I'm reply number three, prose is literally the opposite of this, this is called poetry
@inquisitorbenediktanders314210 ай бұрын
@@Nat_the_Chickenroses are red, Violets are blue, I believe that was the jest, But he didn't fool you.
@cewla334810 ай бұрын
@@Nat_the_Chicken roses are red, im number five; poetry is subjective, you bloody beehive.
@DevotedOgrim058 ай бұрын
Being banned from the sea really sounds like a curse. Like, they can't just expell you from the entire global ocean, right?
@derekstryder22814 ай бұрын
Poseidon and Zeus on their way to screw that guy in particular:
@VortexF3 ай бұрын
One Piece be like
@germanelkapo13 ай бұрын
@@derekstryder2281 Poseidon: You dare underestimate the seas? Zeus: You dare underestimate the winds? Hades: Could you at least get more informed about your chances to survive before trying a stunt like that? I'm quite busy over here. Live a good life if you'd rather be on the Asphodel Meadows than where you'd have headed.
@nirablackfire27922 ай бұрын
Jokes aside, they can't, a country can only claim so much ocean away from their coast. If someone hits international waters, there's legally nothing they can do to inforce a ban lol.
@NickAndriadze10 ай бұрын
Matt is one of the most unhinged people on the entire platform, I absolutely love both his humor and commentary.
@ScareSans10 ай бұрын
"Invincible moose" is like saying "cold ice." Those things are the goddamn artillery of the animal kingdom. They're like deer, but angrier, more muscular, and the size of a passenger van.
@loki48077 ай бұрын
and get drunk easily.
@ScareSans7 ай бұрын
@@loki4807 Perpetual drunkenness... Truly the irishmen of the deer family.
@loki48077 ай бұрын
@@ScareSans Just like the captain.
@Paleowgh6 ай бұрын
Never encountered a moose up here in Canada, and I honestly hope I never do for the exact reasons you've stated.
@electricay6 ай бұрын
@@Paleowghi might be less terrified if i ran into a bear
@oscargill4239 ай бұрын
Roses are red, tulips are Dutch-er, It's nice when the punchline fits the syllabic structure.
@llamasugar5478Ай бұрын
Don’t know how I missed this the previous 14x I watched the video . . . _doffs baseball cap and makes a courtly bow_
@silliestbear10 ай бұрын
This is amazing, this is a masterpiece. The poems are so random and hilarious and I love it!
@Regal231310 ай бұрын
Bro hasn’t even seen the whole thing yet😭
@EdwardSlayford-jh6og10 ай бұрын
Roses are red and violets are blue this British man isn't doo doo
@mrBrod._.10 ай бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA help
@mcvenne893510 ай бұрын
From your comment's rhythm, I thought it would rhyme. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. 😔
@GumSkyloard10 ай бұрын
They're lovely.
@konservedpeanuts10 ай бұрын
I was eating a banana muffin while watching this. At one point I laughed so hard that I breathed in part of the muffin, I thought I was going to implode. Blood is on your hands Matt, but for separate reasons.
@SamRK-100010 ай бұрын
Hey, at least you didn’t inhale cracker crumbs into your nose like I have done before when eating saltines and watching Game Grumps…
@concerningindividual62910 ай бұрын
Roses are red, this video was somethin', this man nearly died, while eating a muffin
@Sprink8710 ай бұрын
Roses are red, The second commenter is a snacker, But eventually realized, “Shouldn’t have choked on that cracker.”
@konservedpeanuts10 ай бұрын
@@concerningindividual629 10/10; would've died while reading this if I had a muffin.
@REIN-carnation10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, So is your blood You laughed so hard Your muffin’s in the mud
@Link-from-hyrule6 ай бұрын
1:05 "so what you in for?" "Everything"
@m.nic.508010 ай бұрын
The mystery croissant animal was actually the funniest thing ever. It happened in Poland, the croissant was thrown out of an apartment window and landed in a tree, and people FREAKED OUT. There was legit panic and no one got close enough to it to get a clear view. To be fair the pictures of it do make it look like some kind of lizard thing if you have a big imagination but it was literally just bread
@IceCandyVirika10 ай бұрын
HAHA YES
@damlatorun675610 ай бұрын
Average day in poland
@Xezlec10 ай бұрын
When they figured it out, I bet there was a chorus of "kurwa"
@pecree793310 ай бұрын
I noticed that too
@louiserocks19 ай бұрын
This reminds me one time, when I was a kid, me and my mum freaked out because there was some long black thing beside the sofa, there was a small gap between the sofa and wall, and not much light got there. (and we didn't have phones with flashlights back then) anyway, we both thought that it was a snake or rat or something, with 100% certainty. And both were freaked out and didn't enter the room for days. We came back a few days later, hoping it had died/starved/weakened by that time, and we could approach it.... Yeah it turned out to be a sock lmao
@HungryWarden10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, Matt Rose’s content is gold. Your catchphrase “SKULLEMOJI” will never get old.
@Alex-su3hx6 ай бұрын
💀
@tubercomi6 ай бұрын
💀
@BENDYKILLER6986 ай бұрын
SKULLEMOJI
@Cringe_Control_Cameron5 ай бұрын
HUMAN HEADBONE EMOJI
@tubercomi5 ай бұрын
@@Cringe_Control_Cameron 💀💀
@Rosa-Lili9 ай бұрын
Why did I read it as "invisible moose next 5 km", which actually brought me here into this amazing video
@Sylveon25899 ай бұрын
WAIT IT ISN'T INVISIBLE??
@Rosa-Lili9 ай бұрын
@@Sylveon2589 It said "invincible" not "invisible" LMAO
@xn85d22 ай бұрын
"Invincible moose" is even better because it suggests at least one failed attempt to defeat the moose.
@artfuldodgerrr10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, My head's full of prose, What better way to spend Monday night, Than watching Matt Rose?
@kibertyisgay10 ай бұрын
Woah, that was actually really good.
@kibertyisgay10 ай бұрын
Woah, that was actually really good.
@RACINGUS9510 ай бұрын
1:49 the sheer monotone way Matt says “f*ck off” just killed me 💀
@MistyInTheCloudz10 ай бұрын
he just says it so casually. “oh, f*ck off”
@Messwiththehonkyougetthebonk8 ай бұрын
Yes.
@Itsgamingtime11-co5kpАй бұрын
Wait, I know you, but I don’t know from where.
@cormacmccarthy18899 ай бұрын
Whoever came up with the "Invincible Moose" one is an actual genius "Roses are red, Mercury is in thermometers, INVINCIBLE MOOSE Next five kilometres"
@astarpixel_3 ай бұрын
Wait a minute, what are you doing here?
@Joybreaker10 ай бұрын
So annoyed at myself for not having watched Matt for ages, glad to say that I’m back!
@mothman_mason10 ай бұрын
welcome back m8!!
@Matt_Rose10 ай бұрын
Oh hey there welcome back!
@SPARTANSIX-110 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rosemate you’re one of the reasons I’m not fully depressed so thanks for that :D
@Matt_Rose10 ай бұрын
@@SPARTANSIX-1 Glad to help! Stay strong, things'll get better 👍
@j_cannot_type10 ай бұрын
@Matt_Rose matt ily youre so nice 😭😭😭
@bandaipleasedontsueme10 ай бұрын
4:46 (if this is what i think this article is about) i'm here to add a little bit of context to this! the person who made this vagina kayak is named megumi igarashi, she goes by the pseudonym rokudenashiko (meaning good-for-nothing girl), she's a japanese artist who mostly creates artwork and sculptures based off her vulva. the reason a lot of her artwork is based around her vagina is because in japan, the penis is widely celebrated in an art form (see the kanamara matsuri festival for more information) while the vagina is considered taboo and obscene. while a lot of her work focused around her vulva is infamous as is, the vagina kayak as mentioned in the article. (it's titled man-boat btw, the name comes from the japanese slang word manko, meaning pussy, and the english word boat, referring to the kayak itself.) man-boat was created throughout 2013, and was finally finished and sailed down the tama river in march of 2014. at the event, she emailed the (what i'm assuming) .stl file for man-boat to 65 of her crowdfund supporters who sent her 3,000 or more yen throughout the creation of the man-boat, and gave 17 cd-roms containing the .stl file to others. she got arrested on july of the same year, not for sailing down the tama river, but for distributing the (again, only assuming here, folks) .stl file. she spent a week in jail and got out soon after. she was then arrested again in december of that year for showing off decorated dioramas of her vulva (which she calls deco-man) at a sex shop. the owner of said sex shop was also arrested and later released. rokudenashiko was held in the prison for nearly a month and was released on december 28th, on bail, which led to her trial in april of 2015. the court arrived to a verdict in may: not guilty for sailing the man-boat down the tama river, but guilty for distributing the .stl files. (she had to pay a 400,000 yen fine because of this, which is about 3660 usd.) how do i know all this? well, her article was on wikipedia's unusual articles list, of course! (i also mainly got the information of this comment from said wikipedia article)
@jimboned10 ай бұрын
i remember seeing something about this !! i knew the article title sounded familiar
@kryw1010 ай бұрын
That actually is fascinating.
@1Thunderfire10 ай бұрын
Gotta love the double standards. Penis = good, vagina = bad?
@giorgospapoutsakis527110 ай бұрын
That's probably the most weird stories I've heard maybe ever,this one definitely stands out in the entire video
@g00dbunny10 ай бұрын
i aint reading allat
@trinityevechandler58014 ай бұрын
Roses are red, violets are purple. Are you aware that there is a Pokémon called Wurmple?
@everdale_stormzАй бұрын
Yes Yes I am
@kaidabronks10 ай бұрын
Matt getting EXTRA British when exposed to water is something to take note of when he tries to toast your bread in your dreams.
@Logitah10 ай бұрын
You always make me laugh in weird ways. This time I sounded like a chair being moved.
@charliepappas-rr3rv2 ай бұрын
4:20 guys i think we have an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
@coolrex69Ай бұрын
🐸🐸🐸🐸
@Friendly-Neighborhood-AsexualАй бұрын
*Bonetrousle intensifies*
@KomOnsLees10 ай бұрын
With all the nonsense he has pronounced perfectly, I think that matrix meme is the first time I've ever hear Matt read a sentence incorrectly
@UltimaPhoenix154 ай бұрын
How is it supposed to be read? Edit: I reread the stupid thing. I feel so dumb.
@Luigicat114 ай бұрын
I was looking over the wrong top line so I was so confused.
@kodakasaur95183 ай бұрын
What about Tiddly widdly wop (wop)?
@thejoabear10 ай бұрын
These videos are hilarious, Matt. Thanks for being our Jester. I tried to make a better rhyme, but the longer I take, the longer it festers.
@ToastStealer13327 ай бұрын
At 2:42 the aircraft at hand appears to be some sort of ground effect vehicle. It's a good design too, as the wings are a reverse gull wing, with the engines mounted in front and below to maximize the air compressed during flight. The T-tail is nessesary to prevent any disturbed airflow to the tailplane, increasing overall stability. Kudos to whoever designed it.
@trinityy-710 ай бұрын
"if water is water don't ice is hot to cold water you'd brain" words to live by
@twistedcoasters153310 ай бұрын
Roses are red, The best food is fried,
@pikgears10 ай бұрын
@@twistedcoasters1533don't eat strange bread, you might trip balls and die
@StuffandThings_10 ай бұрын
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"
@d3vonitehacks9 ай бұрын
roses are red, pointing is rude, @@StuffandThings_
@equilibrum9999 ай бұрын
and not ending poems is causing problems.@@d3vonitehacks
@cameraman01productions10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, I have to pee, Matt’s vids are the best, 💀
@debranickless17626 ай бұрын
4:32 Quick Balls
@JackieJackJackerJacky7 ай бұрын
3:46 I like how the meme is a screenshot lol
@shipnerd2710 ай бұрын
Matt is the only guy who would ever read the most random stuff while drinking whiskey and making it hilarious.
@pauline_f32810 ай бұрын
2:40 That was the most aggressive-sounding read of an asexual meme I've ever heard 😂
@dianebomberry37946 ай бұрын
It’s not acesexal
@pauline_f3286 ай бұрын
@@dianebomberry3794 Garlic bread is a very common meme among asexual people and has hence become a symbol of sorts for asexuality. Originally the saying was something about how many of us asexuals would rather have cake than sex, but things have shifted to garlic bread over the years - maybe because of the word cake being used to mean butt, or because garlic bread was healthier, I don't know (at least I personally heard it in that order) As such, someone claiming "yeah sex is great but have you had garlic bread" explicitly comes off as a reference to the asexual community, whether that was intentional or not on the part of the person who made that post
@MicahPachirisuGuy6 ай бұрын
@@pauline_f328garlic bread is for everyone
@theguythatasked64003 ай бұрын
The a stands for anger
@Stagecoach_Studios6 ай бұрын
5:22 Many people need a lover, that’s why there’s Cupid. You’re right Matt, that was pretty stupid.
@y0ur.fav3_w3ird0.Darcy_10 ай бұрын
Hey Matt, just wanted to say I love your video’s they never fail to make me smile :)
@MistyInTheCloudz3 ай бұрын
mlp fan who watches this channel spotted in the wild ?? wanna be friends?
@itsthejavavoid10 ай бұрын
5:22 roses are red most cars are grey why'd you do that matt, are you okay?
@kingstonlovely740410 ай бұрын
CRYOMNES!
@loleczkowo6 ай бұрын
good one!
@Aheumanitor9 ай бұрын
Roses are red, your house is gone, for I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
@c4n8r10 ай бұрын
2:29 i love that seals can just *_PHWOOM_*
@bread._stealer10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, Life has no meaning, Three thousand voices Are constantly screaming
@dontmicrowaveinstantramenАй бұрын
roses are red, i have no direction, go get a therapist, not a youtube comments section
@shreyaspamaraju262Ай бұрын
Roses are red, Your comment is depressing. please seek help, Instead of confessing
@aliquistapes10 ай бұрын
stockpiled a bunch of matt's videos like the gremlin i am and watched them all at once. can confirm lots of matt in rapid succession is one of the greatest feelings ever.
@clockwork349410 ай бұрын
"What I if told you, you read the top line wrong" "Oh god damn you.." I felt that Matt.
@something160010 ай бұрын
4:13 I can just tell that this is England.
@sportstackeroctober25313 ай бұрын
The enunciation of 'banned' at 1:44 get me every time
@squiddwizzard885010 ай бұрын
Thanks Matt for unknowingly comforting me during a two day panic episode.
@lonestranger10 ай бұрын
Plenty of Canadians can't correctly pronounce Saanich, but Matt did so perfectly.
@-vixy-victacious-9 ай бұрын
Ingredients: 3/4 cup cooking oil or melted butter 3/4 or 1 cups sugar 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 3 eggs 3/4 cup flour 1/3 cup + 2 1/2 tbsp cocoa 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/4 tsp salt INSTRUCTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 8×8 square baking pan, or line it with parchment paper. 2. Mix together the oil, sugar and vanilla extract. 3. Add eggs and mix until well combined. 4. Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt. 5. Slowly add to the egg mixture until well combined. 6. Pour the batter into the pan and spread evenly. 7. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out with a few crumbs.
@MrFourchords9 ай бұрын
Huh
@prdus10 ай бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Microwave
@IntrovertedGoose10 ай бұрын
Toaster
@FurnzSaysStuff10 ай бұрын
the britishness radiating off that 'that was so stupid' is magical
@itsMichqel9 ай бұрын
5:11 Should’ve been “My homework isn’t done. Now I am doomed”
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes9 ай бұрын
Or “My homework is finished, and I am too”
@doodlebyte796410 ай бұрын
I genuinely choked on my food when you read out "if water is water don't ice is hot to cold water you'd brain". It was the sound effect of the glass of water that really got me
@wishiwasmaren26086 ай бұрын
I knew as soon as I heard it that he'd actually poured it on himself
@Scribblemations10 ай бұрын
Our good KZbinr pal, Matt Rose, never fails to be red inside of us
@dizzy_jump10 ай бұрын
prozd moment
@janslavik528410 ай бұрын
@@dizzy_jump King Dragon sends his regards
@Scribblemations10 ай бұрын
edited to fix his name and be funny again
@dizzy_jump10 ай бұрын
@@Scribblemations "and be funny again" funny how you replaced an actually ok comment with an unoriginal and unfunny joke
@Scribblemations10 ай бұрын
@@dizzy_jump literally just the name change
@ChaosCorrupt3d9 ай бұрын
Matt: Roses are red Matt Rose is me Today we’re doing these memes Skull E- My headphones: HAHA YOU THOUGHT “Power off 😌”
@omgitsgreebeguys10 ай бұрын
Roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy crap This escalated quickly
@officialSgtPepperArc36010 ай бұрын
Good one!
@omgitsgreebeguys10 ай бұрын
@@officialSgtPepperArc360 Thanks! :D
@alccoderonscratch79099 ай бұрын
Alternatively: Roses are red Cacti are prickly OH GREAT HEAVENS That escalated quickly
@whatTFisThis10 ай бұрын
3:30 roses are red violets are blue as someone who has lived with sheep her entire life, yea that sounds like something theyd do
@whatTFisThis10 ай бұрын
@@HungryWarden oh damn
@Jellotines4 ай бұрын
Violets are blue should be replaced with "People told her to shoo"
@ralseidemurrer4 ай бұрын
Cows will do that too
@Wubotanist2 ай бұрын
Roses are red, Something is wrong. Where is my Luigi Bong?
@ClassikSprites10 ай бұрын
0:44 ok but genuinely on god, what the 💀.
@KitCatIsNotACat10 ай бұрын
I was about to say the same thing 😭😭
@shanellemurrey930010 ай бұрын
Fr, must’ve hurt like hell after
@Wahidjac9 ай бұрын
Need months to heal
@hakobyanator5 ай бұрын
queen
@matthewboire684314 күн бұрын
Yea like WHAT
@rockercaterrorencountered492410 ай бұрын
the woman at 2:06 is a badass, she sprinted out to scare off a massive bald eagle in nothing but her underwear. I highly recommend watching the original video, the picture doesn't do justice to just how intimidating an adult bald eagle is. The goose is fine btw, it somehow got away without being hurt despite the eagle getting it off the ground at one point.
@MauroMeeusen10 ай бұрын
Matt: *sees 💀* *fills longs with air* *screams:* sssssskeehhHHHUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLlll emOOJEEEYYYYyyy
@qckreplacementvideos756110 ай бұрын
My dad was a teacher and told me about the time a girl wrote a love poem to her crush. Roses are red VIOLENCE is blue ... I love you I love you I love you
@MegidolErin10 ай бұрын
I meeean, it's not wrong lmao
@HungryWarden10 ай бұрын
Violence isn’t blue itself but it probably makes you blue.
@MistyInTheCloudz3 ай бұрын
girl was like “roses are red, violets are blue, i love you a lot, i really do, love me back or i’ll *_commit violent acts_* towards you”
@A.Brooklry10 ай бұрын
I like how a good amount of people who sees this comment paused at 3:06 because that meme confused them so much
@BLP_Memes2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of: “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?”
@ShadowsightSolos10 ай бұрын
As a fellow Garfield fan, I can confirm 3:03 is accurate. John needs help. Smash the glass.
@12MyNameIs10 ай бұрын
YOU COULD'VE NAMED THE VIDEO MATT ROSES ARE RED
@TheChristian_Poet92035 ай бұрын
Underrated comment fr ❤
@Glegh10 ай бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Matt Rose, I am coming for you
@straykitten38129 ай бұрын
Why did he sound more British than usual here…. Some things going on 5:29
@osheridan7 ай бұрын
Br*ts actually use their strange accents as a defense mechanism to throw the enemy (sea monsters) off tact, so the cold water activates their danger response
@m3tamorphosissystem2506 ай бұрын
@@osheridandid you just censor the word “Brits”
@TVCollections3 күн бұрын
@@m3tamorphosissystem250As a br*t, I can confirm that our nationality is censurable.
@SapphireHeartTippy10 ай бұрын
2:34 In space, no one can hear you *cream*
@Trainboi19839 ай бұрын
I have not risd but have wet dreammed
@m3tamorphosissystem2506 ай бұрын
CREAM is a slang for money, not for ejaculation.
@m3tamorphosissystem2506 ай бұрын
Cash Rules Everything Around Mr
@naytnight4 ай бұрын
@@m3tamorphosissystem250C.R.E.A.M. get the money dolla dolla bill yall
@Brownie_1236713 күн бұрын
@@kingstonlovely7404HEY! NO! GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT!!
@bugorchard2 ай бұрын
"Mystery animal in tree turns out to be croissant" has me actually holding back tears
@Periwinkleaccount10 ай бұрын
3:36 Roses are red, I’m not an organ donor, this media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner.
@tristandaries112910 ай бұрын
1:21 in South Africa it’s pretty common for traditional African families to name their children the thing they thought, in English, when they first saw the child, kind of like how Americans sometimes give their kids Asian names because of their meaning, so things like Hope and Opportunity are pretty common, I’ve actually met a guy named Nice before
@MistyInTheCloudz10 ай бұрын
nice
@conallhunt72717 ай бұрын
Was he nice as in the adjective
@KevinTheFluffyWolfy9 ай бұрын
I honestly don’t know how the hell he keeps finding these, he’s just gotta look in the weirdest places I guess. I like it.
@rinnieai10 ай бұрын
5:28 is the glass okay
@Spongyboi89710 ай бұрын
he brained
@maxwellrobertson483110 ай бұрын
Judging by the sound, it seems so (hopefully). It sounded more like a cushioned clunk than a shatter you'd expect if it broke apart, so I'd guess it landed on carpet or something which cushioned its landing (it also looked like a decently thick glass, so it shouldn't have been all that flimsy)
@maxwellrobertson483110 ай бұрын
My more detailed, patented sound transcription: cushioned clunk, followed by a clink (presumably one end hit first, then the other touched the ground a little after)
@lumieas10 ай бұрын
roses are red, violets r blue, i cheer up whenever i watch u, THANKS FOR ANOTHER MASTERPIECE MATT 💀❗
@Darling_devin3zz8 ай бұрын
2:01 what the FVZCAK was THAT, STOLAS
@Thetotalyrealniffty4 ай бұрын
THAT was the sound, of a FUCKING DIVORCE
@Thetotalyrealniffty4 ай бұрын
THAT, was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE
@silverxstar0110 ай бұрын
Roses are red, my favorite drink is fresh ice cold water because it always quenches my thirst These poems only sound good if the second line has the same number of syllables as the first
@lucitechrepairs10 ай бұрын
MATT'S SCREAM AT THE END AHAHAHAHAHA
@Gaminggoodboi10 ай бұрын
Had to stop wacthing in class because I was laughing.
@owlhousefanatic-r4l10 ай бұрын
Video suggestion: I think you should make a compilation of people’s worst school play experiences. It would be hilarious!
@fpcooper9510 ай бұрын
Omg yeah...😂
@tsifirakiehl425010 ай бұрын
Oh yeah…
@dhararry792910 ай бұрын
1:04 ladies and gentlemen... we got em
@MistyInTheCloudz10 ай бұрын
sounds like something Florida man is prone to
@matthewboire684310 ай бұрын
I know who was arrested for everything Rick Sanchez
@alexandalmondagent7and96310 ай бұрын
@@matthewboire6843Or Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 (I've seen vines of the Danganronpa series)
@lukiwei94682 ай бұрын
@@alexandalmondagent7and963Or Grunkle Stan
@MemeShitpostTunes10 ай бұрын
these lovely poems have a perfect flow
@Tired_to_make_content10 ай бұрын
Skull emoji. Never gets old. If everyone at my funeral doesn’t say “SKULL EMOJI” then I’m not dying.
@zenbamboo797810 ай бұрын
The sheer excitement as I screeched "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT FIVE KILOMETRES!" Is just beautiful . I was only it on Instagram maybe a month ago and secretly knew somehow Matt would find it
@arifezwan889310 ай бұрын
3:59 this meme is too powerful, it defeated matt who kept looking and stressing on misspellings
@Aurarora10 ай бұрын
4:53 OOH, that's a good one!
@MistyInTheCloudz10 ай бұрын
*H A M*
@coolrex699 ай бұрын
*H A M*
@dragonmoonwave2 ай бұрын
*H A M*
@connorburton100910 ай бұрын
I've never seen that DMX tweet before. That's the best tweet I've ever seen.
@gamerguy22599 ай бұрын
Saw this online: "Roses are red, Love is the feeling, Badger falls through Northampton Superdrug shop ceiling."
@TheGoldfishArmy10 ай бұрын
0:52 Sounds like something out of "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever"
@KitCatIsNotACat10 ай бұрын
I just watched that movie and you know what, you’re right.
@tsifirakiehl425010 ай бұрын
Oh, I starred in the stage version of “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” when I was ten years old!
@KitCatIsNotACat10 ай бұрын
@@tsifirakiehl4250 cool!
@Gelasans8 ай бұрын
True
@Metacred10 ай бұрын
The best part of mondays are, matt roses skullemojiiii
@wisteriablossom273010 ай бұрын
Matt rose is literally my #1 therapeutic escape. Thank you so much, you make me laugh a lot!
@zaydenmYT10 ай бұрын
3:14 The Helluva Boss script be like:
@alexandalmondagent7and96310 ай бұрын
As someone who has watched the series, this is true.
@heyimemma16349 ай бұрын
Yup 😂
@RandomHQ4339 ай бұрын
Or any of the GTA games
@Darling_devin3zz8 ай бұрын
NAUR FRR
@JoeDave-r3p7 ай бұрын
SOPTP
@danmanproking217910 ай бұрын
Even the first rhyme is a sign this one will be a banger.
@emilythezeldafan84810 ай бұрын
" *AH* THAT WAS SO STUPID! " this sent me into orbit
@ambatakumssanctuary10 ай бұрын
If I was getting an ultrasound of my testicle, I'd probably be in pain too
@kibertyisgay10 ай бұрын
Wait (I don’t know if this is purposeful) but that works well after “Roses are red, Violets are blue”
@ambatakumssanctuary10 ай бұрын
@@kibertyisgay I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT
@Absbor10 ай бұрын
english rhymes are funky. german rhymes are written the same way. but english rhymes can't always be done the same thing, cuz the pronunciation is fricked up. thankfully the german rule can still be applied to english rhyming. while i enjoy my tea in my cup. anyways: Matt your videos slay.
@zerokuroxy9 ай бұрын
Thank you for your insight, Mr. Tyson.
@kuperlilu534010 ай бұрын
I was doing homework, but this seemed more important.
@gracefulbean989410 ай бұрын
Hey Matt! Just wanted to say “thanks,” since I’m coming up on my first college finals, and your videos are still making me laugh, even though I’m really nervous!