Words you were not expecting to see (r/skamtebord)

[@lukeowen4989]

My autism diagnosis report stated that "Luke is happiest when writing, playing computer games or waterboarding."

[@GeneralCitizen]

surfimg

[@LaplacesAngel612]

Damn Luke

[@Thylaacine]

You’d do great in Langley!

[@beek.4860]

now that's a special interest!

[@glittle2023]

As an Autistic person, I think that waterboarding makes us all happy. :)

[@CraftyZe_Terrible]

6:21 I LOVE how he has the string cheese photoshop hung in his bathroom.

[@elisecode2212]

Omg when he showed the image I thought he was going to put it in his bathroom, then I was like, “guess not”-didn’t even notice it later!

[@theneoreformationist]

Thank you for point this out!

[@Matt_Rose]

Ofc, it's a masterpiece.

[@emilyaplayz_dandysworld]

@@Matt_Rosehi

[@CoasterPlanet]

@@Matt_Rosematt can you do a video on creative insults?

[@Finnbo18]

“Stainless Steel” - “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”

[@ChaffyExpert]

Ironically this would fit well for any sci fi thing with cyborgs/robots.

[@Questionablyexistant0]

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

[@darkdialga777]

@@Questionablyexistant0 SPECIFICALLY STAINLESS

[@beefyblom]

I aspired to the purity of the blessèd machine;

[@lolliii5477]

is that the quote from the engieneer?

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

Matt Rose stabbing himself in the head while drinking whiskey is somehow both the strangest thing I've ever seen and also extremely on brand for him.

[@g_cracker7745]

Morgan Freeman

[@googleyoflolz9930]

@@g_cracker7745 cheese butts

[@LocalKarura]

​@@g_cracker7745 Walter White

[@airam1721]

Wait what the hell

[@T4C75P_tacysp]

Pickles

[@turingtestingmypatience]

I love that the stoned roommate's first thought was to order a personalised toblerone that just said "toblerone" as usual.

[@daveslamjam]

they probably wanted a toblerone that was comically misspelled, since that's very funny

[@xyzzyx4839]

honestly I'm so stupid when I'm stoned that I probably would've assumed I *had* to fill that out or it just wouldn't say anything.

[@TooManyFandom]

Tublowonw

[@nikkorite]

Tobleborn

[@WestonGolden]

Infants

[@StarWarriorCentral]

(In France) Waiter: Would you like any sauces on that sandwich? Matt Rose: LMAO!!! (Le mayo)

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Paris

[@guff433]

​@Joseph-ru8dewho was in

[@SargunHarveen]

Breakfast

[@josthechair4]

for those wondering the google how to eat a clock joke's punchline was "it's very time consuming"

[@Revalopod]

Ok.

[@Revalopod]

Okay.

[@Revalopod]

Ok

[@Revalopod]

O-kay

[@placeholderdoe]

@@Revalopodhey there, are you okay?

[@arsoncreates6375]

I do NOT like that Jeff’s nuclear arsenal is not at zero.

[@andistansbury4366]

Don't mess with Jeff.

[@gordon1545]

It says Jeff has fewer than 10 nuclear warheads and surely that's true?

[@BurntCheese-gz3ow]

@@gordon1545those are his finished ones, there are thousands in progress.

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

Bezos is done playing around.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Definitely worrisome

[@minimalgrammar1276]

2:08 That CAN'T be real. If a kid actually watches Smiling Friends and went to the trouble of drawing that, I'm impressed.

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Seven

[@exoskelepathy]

I LOVE MR FROG‼️‼️

[@GabeTheAngelWhoHates]

HELLO

[@Soda27650]

very unlikely but it could be the inspiration for mr frog

[@Vlad-zp8wk]

​@Joseph-ru8de eight

[@Tauntation]

My absolute favorite thing about the Toblerone story is that the roommate didn’t even try to write anything special. Just Toblerone. At that point even the misspelled one is FAR better than what the roommate was trying to get.

[@WeeWoo6up]

@@Tauntation "look at my custom toblerone I got" The toblerone: *toblerone*

[@TolerantPain]

Why does everyone except me love chocolate? It's not even solid or anything, just mysteriously disappears all the time. I never find out where it went.

[@sharmamonikaable]

tognoetone

[@sharmamonikaable]

Tobletone

[@tinfoil_pasta]

​@@TolerantPain Wait, sorry, your chocolate just randomly disappears?

[@Scribblemations]

It's Halloween time, Matt. Check your closet.

[@echazine]

I’m scared.

[@Dragoz.]

I found nothing

[@DatOne.Gallia]

I thought he was already out? (Joke)

[@Techmej]

Wig

[@reganregan2760]

Omg!! You are in my closet?? I just checked and found you 😭😭

[@CatchyPresents]

Thank you for reminding to participate more in r/Skamtebord, Matt! Have a good one!

[@sush1_cat871]

The moment I saw "you broke Emma's toy" I started internally shouting "HOMANDER HOMANDER" because my brother showed it to me and I haven't been able to forget it since

[@THERATISHEREEVERYBODYRUN]

*H E L L O*

[@DFUtirli]

I'd like this comment but I don't wanna ruin the 100 likes

[@W10EffectsChannelSucksAss]

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mayonaise2]

mr frog from smiling friends is up there with homander

[@ArcticaTheFox]

8:51 Was NOT expecting this ancient meme to show up on my feed today, but I am greatly pleased to be reminded of how funny it is to literally translate Chinese idioms to English. The phrase in Chinese is 好好学习天天向上, which means if you study hard, you’ll improve every day, but it can be literally translated to “good good study, day day up” XD

[@macaronandcheese18113]

what are you

[@softestcat]

Judging by their @ username and pfp, I'm guessing they're a fox.

[@REM_sheep]

Super cute pfp! 💜

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

cool channel

[@mikehu2451]

also the Chinese in the other speech bubble is just "what are (you) saying", implying the Chinese girl couldn't understand either lol

[@chrisray7728]

7:24 Please never do that again.

[@arandomuserofinternet]

goodwill

[@Jad3z_Cl4wzOSC]

@@arandomuserofinternetg o o d w i l l

[@TheMelonatorissweet]

Mrrrrrrrrrrb

[@doctorwhofan6340]

Agreed

[@Jad3z_Cl4wzOSC]

@@arandomuserofinternet goodewiala

[@gaspshichat]

r/skamtebord and r/sbubby are my favourite subreddits. i love them so much that i have two separate dinosaur plushies named after them

[@limit9020]

thats flippin adorable

[@Enchantlingus]

Aww. That's adorable.

[@EMan-xj5cz]

I love that

[@blakewhite3131]

Hell yeah

[@darkspine6710]

... and these are my plushies, one is named sbubby and the other one skamtebord. I promise im mentally stable ;)

[@dar3d3v1l3]

If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose surprised me with the word ‘Legumes’, I would have two nickels ,which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@DinglebingleClothings]

hahaha

[@NeonManul564]

legumes

[@AnannyaaX82010]

haminations reference?-

[@midnightexpress3604]

@@AnannyaaX82010 Phineas and Ferb Reference

[@AnannyaaX82010]

@@midnightexpress3604 bruh wut no

[@gamestoysandfunwithmorgan1717]

randomly got a text from a friend saying "Dry freshers" havent talked to them since, its been a month. also, thank you matt, your videos are making me happy and laugh, even when i am going through stuff. :)

[@dancmotya]

8:09 orange is done with purple's nagging, and told him when he will perish I love it

[@mandythegrimadventures8964]

it honestly gives off "39 buried, 0 found" meme vibes.

[@lolliii5477]

Alright ficton writers, make your move.

[@connysmcb]

7:00 this is not something i was expecting to see tonight

[@epiccrusadr8583]

Real

[@Mikustan39]

Same here.

[@FlareStorms]

A true man of science, stabbing oneself to test a theory

[@frenchy6806]

Fr

[@theodorebarton4256]

6:42 PLEASE STRAIGHTEN THAT PICTURE BEHIND YOU

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Slanted

[@LAyersFur]

String Cheese

[@UrLocalOnlineRat]

ITS THE STRING CHEESEEEEEEE

[@caitlinabbott7895]

4:55 I've seen the original unedited photo, the sign originally said something along the lines of "Please don't tap the glass, I will slam my head into the wall and if I keep doing that I'll die."

[@stardust9470]

somehow even more unhinged _in context_

[@makiarizona]

computersaurus

[@polgara888]

yeah, flowerhorn cichlids do that.. did you know the big round thing on their head is called a kok? they missed a prime opportunity for the sign to say "Please don't tap the glass, I will slam my kok into the wall and if I keep doing that I'll die."

[@augustoof13]

I looked it up; it's "please do NOT stir me up. When you do I hit my head against the glass and if I keep doing it I will die." I love that image

[@CHEESE-f9b]

@@polgara888do they use their kok to kill everything they see?

[@raptalos9412]

Matt being a vampire was NOT on my bingo card for the year

[@SethsNewChannel]

It was on mine, though.

[@joshhaworth2155]

Doesn't it only count as vampirism if it's somebody else's blood?

[@rileyharris9772]

HE'S BISEXUAL /J

[@AndrewD8Red]

Vambire

[@mae4_mae4]

@@AndrewD8Red45 seconfs agp

[@Generic-Brand]

I clicked on this vid thinking it was emkay without checking it was someone else, thought they got new people to look through the subreddits aint disappointed with this lol

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

I also identify myself as a Stainless Steel

[@tictacmothma]

It wasn't a gender identity list. It was a filtering list for clothing on a shopping website.

[@marbelezju]

​@@tictacmothma i love stainless steel clothes

[@OldSchoolZ-wy2yx]

I know of a guy that put "Chevrolet" as his gender on Facebook lol

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@tictacmothma That means those clothes are for ..Stainless Steel?

[@Polikaize]

the only real gender out there, respect 👌

[@That-VR-Guy123]

❗️Rat Moses Moment❗️

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

❗💀❗

[@ILikeCats_285]

kodak

[@commercialchase8442]

LET MY MICE GOOOO

[@_WalkTheEarth_]

rat moses moment

[@kitty4evrr]

ohhhh that should be an image

[@sp_ce.]

As a Dutch guy the way you said Weer made my day

[@Midgemong]

2:07 thought this was gonna be "homander." Was not expecting that. Skull emoji

[@SlappyNutx]

I ate the bug...

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Same

[@TheAutisticArtistic]

Expected HOMANDER

[@JazmineDavis-rj6jx]

homander

[@Flesh_Wizard]

H O M A N D E R 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jemoeder1457]

5:38 that attempt on a Dutch accent was the worst I have ever seen and I love it keep going no tities

[@Victoria_is_sus]

Real

[@blueislifelifeisroblox]

no tities :(

[@YourSillySwampCritter]

*_w e e r_*

[@OfficalBird_man]

They made us sound german

[@Roxythedoggy8]

​@@YourSillySwampCritter weeeeeeee rrrrr dvele dod doevelfv3odceodceof ryf3vkd rirrur rur ru4 uf rjf rf8d rif r

[@skycl0uds__]

6:54 even though this is typical matt, this hurt to see, ouch

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Pain

[@stolz_ar]

"Politics. Trending. *Piss.*" Honestly, I think that's perfectly on-topic.

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Trump

[@incessantsepia]

I feel like skameteboard was invented specifically for matt

[@ILikeCats_285]

Polaroid

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

skamtebord*

[@incessantsepia]

@@samuel-aka-contepic skanetehaod

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

@@incessantsepia *skordlbbdkdlldb

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

Who’s Matt? (make a chain)

[@13deadbugs]

i have a video idea, “bought this while drunk” or drunken amazon orders

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Beer

[@nohintshere]

5:27 guinea pigs when you don't feed them for 5 seconds

[@ponytailproductions2503]

How do people even come up with these?

[@Jacoboy27]

I don't think guinea pigs are supposed to say spain

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

5:29 my pig said “spain”

[@leirbag75]

I tried googling "guinea pig wee" to see what this sounds like and Google assumed I was talking about pee

[@Brianaya4383]

​@@leirbag75 well, wee does mean pee/ wee wee

[@promaster424]

You went from the "crazy Furby stories" guy to the SKULLEMOJEE guy to now the "tests everything Reddit could think of" guy. Amazing transition

[@PGB14]

True

[@meks039]

Everything... like... cylinders?

[@promaster424]

@@meks039 Who knows. He made a blood taste test after all

[@tailpig6417]

Well, as evidenced by the final post of this video, he's still the 💀 guy

[@StrayOfficial121]

YARG MATEY! G O O G L S H E T S

[@Armadeus]

matty

[@TotallyNormalFroggy]

Ah yes, reminds me of this survey I used to take: we got classic questions such as your age, gender, region, and of course, "Have you ever swallowed a watermelon whole?"

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

Well, have you?

[@annaplaysandsings]

Froggy, answer the question, Froggy

[@oddcrafter1270]

Inquiring minds want to know, Froggy.

[@koolaid33]

Stop dodging this important question, Mr. Frog.

[@wonderlanddedemonanastasi]

I personally have, in that I myself have been whole whilst swallowing watermelon :p

[@LuniaCain]

I was entirely expecting 'hello' for 2:04. That's Mr Frog. Hello. He's Mr Frog. This is his show. He eats the bug. He ate the bug. This is the end. He loves you. Hello. SKULLEMOJIIII

[@escchristian593]

EMERGENCY MR. FROG SITUATION!!!

[@iiiforgor]

dont forget homander tho

[@SpaceCore2053]

HOMANDER ​@@iiiforgor

[@LegionEagles22]

remember when he ate a man alive

[@ExtantPerson]

Homeander

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

5:52 Jeff is strapped

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

Watch out for jeff 💀

[@PROPLAYEN]

Jeff from EarthBound pretty much has nukes

[@colony30sshittyproudbanner]

​@@PROPLAYEN This is very true. The chart does not lie in that regard

[@IfImCommentingStopMe]

And they're always ready for launch from the back of his extended bed F150 with all the features

[@peckservers]

Why's Jeff got nukes that's all I wanna know

[@connysmcb]

The text about someone passing away followed by dad's wordle results is exactly the type of shit that goes on in my family group chat 😭

[@reganregan2760]

REPLY TO THIS 👹👹👹

[@typoriver3651]

Last week my grandpa passed. After sending condolences to my dad, he sent back pictures of his new AR-15. Not exactly the same, since he meant to send those pics. Idk. Still tactless though lol

[@mucicafrajer]

​@@reganregan2760👹👺🙈💀

[@jimb.7523]

Cereal

[@JesmondBeeBee]

Don't want to lose your streak.

[@Stepp_Playz]

7:04 no way he actually did it 😂 This is why I subbed to your channel man

[@ThatSmolivGal]

2:07 SMILING FRIENDS JUMPSCARE

[@dakotashadow1]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE HOMANDER

[@peanutatomic]

Mr frog has outdone himself this time.

[@exetiorbraxplays3158]

im mr frog this is my show I eat the bug

[@richi303]

Bruh I thought that was Jumbo Josh 💀

[@jesseweneedcook]

@@dakotashadow1 fr me too

[@JovanLemon]

Oh my god this is absolutely my favorite subreddit, and it fits the channel so perfectly too! kfc chicken drumstick

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

Jeffs considered a nuclear weapon bc of his absolute diabolical flatulences

[@sorrel_leaf_vespers]

This is honestly my favorite genre of humor. Makes every random text I receive from my grandparents wonderful.

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Word

[@hot_soup4319]

4:53 Honestly, it bothers me more that 3 of the 4 answers are all correct. You use your feet, legs, and by extension muscles to walk, but you don't *need* to use shoes. If the question was "What don't you use/need to walk," then it would've made heaps more sense. Edit: This is "Is water wet?" All over again.

[@CrashFan03]

maybe it's a "find the wrong answer" kinda quiz

[@johnhogue9402]

The question was "what do you use to walk" not "need". Therefore all the answers are correct. There needs to be an "all of the above" answer.

[@blakewhite3131]

​@@johnhogue9402 i mean, id never guess shoes from that, because i walk with my feet, not my shoes. I dont use shoes to walk, i use them for comfort while walking.

[@johnhogue9402]

@@blakewhite3131 so…you do use shoes to walk then? To walk comfortably?

[@blakewhite3131]

@@johnhogue9402 that implies every time i walk, i wear shoes. I do not.

[@Elli_LilAlienz]

2:07 SMILING FRIENDS REFRENCE !! THAT KID IS AN ICON

[@axels.chainz]

6:46 MATT. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING

[@interbeamproductions]

Tasting blood like the usual

[@HellAndDamnation]

Science

[@tylergaming80612]

He’s just gonna be doin’ in the ol’ head and the knee, a little drop of each, and a quick taste test to see if he can discern the difference

[@viljamtheninja]

Spooky season science

[@DLBookTheGamer]

auto-vampirism

[@danuostret1900]

My uncle texted me " cucumber " without any context

[@koolaid33]

Grandma once texted me a capital U. On my birthday, that was it, the letter U. I responded by sending her a link to join me in Kick the Buddy Forever.

[@Im_done_with_this_handle]

2:21 only remember 100 pieces of Bigfoot evidence and breathing “How was your day today?” “😀”

[@argylega]

You do NOT want your cat to develop a taste for blood.

[@dudono1744]

Strangely ominous

[@BinglesP]

bam

[@ax3l.01]

@@BinglesP BAMMED

[@PurpIexion]

of course you do, it entices them to hunt for those little rodents better

[@CaelanWoollums]

7:20 understandable we don't want the cats gaining a taste for human blood

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Immune System

[@Shannon-f8w]

All my fellow stainless steels; are we chef knives or structural beams? I, myself, am a nipple ring.

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

One of those large yet fiddly parts that are somewhat important.

[@Robyn_iz_here12]

"You broke my toy" "hello" genuinely seems like something that would actually happen in smiling friends

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Murder

[@WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE]

Jeff has less than 10 nukes. That could mean anything from 0-9 nukes. Jeff is a force to reckoned with

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Nuke

[@lolliii5477]

bro wanted to be on the subreddit huh? try more randomness

[@LowellDariyanani]

So glad you're safe! Thank you for all the amazing videos! Hope everything gets sorted out! ❤

[@harucat543]

5:48 lmaoo the callback to the girl names with “p”, love stuff like that

[@Joseph-ru8de]

India

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

Suggestion. People misunderstanding the plot of movies. I remember seeing a comment saying that they and their friend were watching Up and their friend thought that the girl in the beginning was a boy and that they went to Paradise Falls and became the villain. While the main character stayed home and wished that they’ve gone with their friend. Yeah, don’t ask me how they thought that was the plot.

[@flowersbyphone2554]

not originally a movie, but before reading it, i thought Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde was about a detective who investigates a murder that he doesn't know was committed by his murderous other self

[@blusterthebenevolpede4137]

I got a theatre example: While I always knew Our Town was going to be a deconstruction of something, I thought it was going to be a deconstruction of pretentious southern small towns with more skeletons in their closet than you could shake a stick at, Moral Orel-style.

[@mkvee4145]

My biodad had the movie "The Triangle" saved on his computer and usually put movies on before he went to sleep, and for whatever reason, I would always walk in exactly at the end. I always thought it was about a woman trapped in a time loop where she has to stop her past self from killing her own son, but he ends up dying regardless. The part I didn't know about was that the reason she was stuck in the time loop was because she went on a cruise ship through the Bermuda Triangle, hence the title. Oh, and she also killed way more people than just the son.

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

@moldfarmingLIVE When I hadn't played Deltarune yet, after listening to Ad Infinitum and its numerous references to "EAT [little plaything]" at the end, I thought Spamton ate Kris or attempted to at some point. Spoiler: he doesn't. I don't know why Stupendium put that there.

[@MarjaMariachi]

What's the worst time of day to eat a clock? Tooth hurty!

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

When I saw that one person was stainless steel, I immediately saluted for them. Love to see metal.

[@user-me6td1up1m]

1:22 teaching about NFTs would be quick. The entire lesson would just be “don’t throw away your money”.

[@AlNimation64]

And also it says cryptocurrency too.

[@user-me6td1up1m]

@@AlNimation64 that would help save time in the curriculum. Combine both lessons into one class.

[@stardust9470]

Even faster The whole thing is just someone saying "don't"

[@TheCostan]

I can imagine the lesson: a teacher enters the classroom full of students, says "don't", and then leaves.

[@UberSpah]

You can profit on them if you are smart enough though. Same for cryptocurrencies. Although it's risky and no guarantees you will profit. Most of 13 year old kids probably don't have what it takes.

[@Trinitycore0720]

String Cheese has caused me to die of laughter for TEN WHOLE MINUTES!😂

[@madeleineburrows5671]

Whomst. you gonna call? GHONSTBUBSTERS!!

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Ghoul

[@ARandomTrout356]

Whomst'd've

[@madeleineburrows5671]

@ARandomTrout356 😂

[@Casual_Crow]

8:58 No no… they’ve got a point.

[@GreysonmakesEdits]

Yeah I think the missed the point, the joke was that those sounds make ce (sh) ough (ow) olo (er).

[@JackOSTheDimensionLeader]

I’m gonna have a ceougholo! Ttyl!

[@ionic7777]

Basically showing how crazy phonetics are spelled in English

[@natlehrerblue]

Cursed spellings, similar to tolot (church) (t is the same as it’s said in picture) (olo is what sounds like ur in colonel)

[@Guythatsucksatgames]

@@natlehrerblueghoti is fish

[@nathanstroud2223]

7:18 Matt casually nearly undomesticating his own housecat by letting it get a taste for human blood.

[@CHARRRR-l8y]

7:21 I swear matt rose will do anything to test it out

[@Thatguy-v4z]

2:03 This is a legendary meme. Thank you for reminding me of this gem (Edit: I was expecting Homander lol)

[@ChaosRainsxbox]

HOMANDER

[@ToDCRobokirby]

Me too

[@ToDCRobokirby]

(also I got a last war ad before this)

[@RandomTheOfficial]

can you please atleast like watch the whole thing before commenting

[@harkchester999]

​@@RandomTheOfficialcan you at least be mindful you absolute half-dead ed balls

[@irreverend_]

I once had a bottle of temazepam from the chemist with a label stating "Bring scarf". Even the pharmacist couldn't read the dentists handwriting I guess.

[@ShadowsightSolos]

One time my little sister, for schoolwork, had to write an essay on why drugs were bad. Instead of writing an essay, she just drew artwork of two wolves kissing while a bunch of mice took photos 💀💀 The teacher was upset, but the principal wasn’t. The principal just said “Why are you so upset? This is exactly why drugs are bad. If you do drugs, you will indeed have hallucinations of wolves kissing. Trust me, _I know from experience”_ ….elaborate on that last part please?

[@D4ZZL3S_4STR0-N0MY]

LMFAO?? 😭

[@lolliii5477]

THE PRINCIPAL DID DRUGS?!

[@lolliii5477]

ya principal was a wild man

[@PurpIexion]

The principal is a furry. Trust me, I know from experience.

[@ZoeyPruett]

Around 2:52 Me: “THE BEATING! RIP OPEN THE FLOORBOARDS AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES!” (That was a line from Telltale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe, by the way.) Gothic horror references aside, great and hilarious video, Matt!

[@ShatteredSong]

3:05 for me, this is a vague memory of a cartoon episode where the boy was afraid of "evil pecking chickens" as the cause of chickenpox..... *as far as i know, it's an episode of Dexter's Laboratory.*

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Chimken

[@ShatteredSong]

@ lol Ngl, started watching through it since then, it turns out it’s a pretty weird cartoon. Haven’t found any evil pecking chickens yet though.

[@Shfoonderontonius]

Jeff has enough nuclear power to officially make it on the top ten list.

[@Danilthehero]

This particular Jeff is not a person. It's "Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion" which is not surprising to see on that list.

[@cooperdn24]

​@@Daniltheheronerd

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@cooperdn24 Say what you like, they cleared this up for me.

[@jennyjokela1656]

2:27 shoutout to stainless steel, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[@phygs]

my favorite is "International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City"

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

When I realized the weakness of my gender, it disgusted me...

[@pengusplayz5756]

Honestly, its my favourite. Its severly underrated

[@JazniaDraw]

Robot related xenogenders be like:

[@qhu3878]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[@emelynvega5843]

0:54 “MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS to Papa, Mama, brother, *CUSTOM* “

[@PalisadePeryton]

2:02 I was hoping so desperately that we'd get a Matt Rose dub of 'Homander,' but this works too

[@miuki2721]

To say, it was made by the same dude (ZTE, I don't remember the number at the end), Aiden Tyrell Washington is a sort of stage name.

[@twhippp]

Nobody: Car guys at 4 AM: 9:21

[@SkeletonLand368]

MMMMMRRRBB [Shifts gear] MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRB [Shifts gear] MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBB

[@skullsnbones_]

nearly choked on my own fucking spit reading that

[@Bi_Swiftie_Directioner]

9:22 bro turned into a lawn mower 😭😂😂💀

[@br00k3_3d1ts]

matt becomes a vampire 7:15

[@N1C0_THE-R3AL_D3ATH-B0Y]

“I’m a vampire…..omnomnomnom”-Matt(Eddsworld)

[@Red_Platinuum]

​@@N1C0_THE-R3AL_D3ATH-B0Y who the hell is that

[@Red_Platinuum]

Is he the guy who shot regean

[@tamagocorn4123]

​@@Red_Platinuum it was a bus

[@N1C0_THE-R3AL_D3ATH-B0Y]

@@Red_Platinuum what??? it’s a character from a YT series called Eddsworld-

[@FLMoth]

Gives same vibe as me saying „cheese grater” to „what is your favorite colour?”

[@Selfdestructingwii]

2:08 smiling friends mentioned, deploy the worms

[@YourSillySwampCritter]

He ate the bug. This is the end. He loves you.

[@homedepotfetus]

Hello! But I'm not sorry

[@bread496]

Eu mean those peanuts?

[@CrashFan03]

@@bread496 you need glasses man

[@dylanisntvibing]

@@YourSillySwampCritterHE ATE WHAT?! OH MY GOD

[@dog7426]

Jeff’s had enough of the H.O.A, he’s taking matters into his own hands.

[@jameselliott216]

Making Up ~ 01:55 🤣🤣🤣 You sure you want The Omen to stay after class?

[@TheOne_6]

as a stainless steel, thanks for 🔩

[@erinrimmer9878]

That thumbnail reminded me of the gender options on a survey my collage asked us to take which included: male female non-binary yes no maybe Also at the end they put: "Is there anything else you'd like to tell us before you finish? Nope :)" as a question

[@luc11_]

"hey what's your gender?" "NO."

[@D4ZZL3S_4STR0-N0MY]

"yo what's your gender?" "maybe"

[@insectsect]

see i’ve seen people say “no” as a gender option before, which makes sense for non binary ppl and other stuff, but i’m very intrigued by the meanings behind “yes” as an option

[@bobmcguffin5706]

@@insectsect You have a gender but you want people to guess which one?

[@Mh-kn1vf]

skamte bord means ashamed table in danish, I felt an immense urge to let everyone know this. Skamtebord

[@ay-dionne]

weer

[@DantevanGemert]

​@@ay-dionnedictafoon

[@theslaya1576]

8:08 Orange: I have a headache Orange: This weather stinks Grape: Why so sour?

[@donutlover417]

URGENT TADPOLE SITUATION!!!!

[@NosDoesNotExist]

spawn.

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

​@@NosDoesNotExist curation

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

​@@NosDoesNotExistmarvbl

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

-the companions in Baldur’s Gate III

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

@@NosDoesNotExist creation.

[@argus_was_taken]

7:14 respectfully you look like a muppet while taste-testing

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Kermit

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

5:52 Jeff gotta be some kinda villain to own (at least 5) nuclear missiles 💀

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

As a welder, I identify as heat-treated mild steel. I'm tough but breakable

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

I personally identify as canister Damascus heat treated high carbon steel.

[@Foxinamangle2]

Anterior

[@stallover7463]

Npc

[@strogonoffcore]

8:51 according to Google Translator, they're saying "what are you saying?", which makes sense

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Translate

[@ThatMemerDude89]

2:30 "You left the food at a gas station?" "ABSOLUTELY!"

[@harshmnr]

8:48 If it makes you feel any better it makes sense in Chinese. 😂 There's a phrase that says 好好学习天天向上, which basically means if you study well you will improve everyday. But the literal translation is "good good study study day day facing up". And the girl says "What are you saying?" 😅 ~:~

[@Shopkeeper99900]

I speak Chinese, this is true

[@Wheatly_Portal2]

7:58 Matt rose trying to make a robot accent is going to haunt me for the rest of my life

[@JohanBoya-jd8bn]

1:29 "Shiver me Timbers" and "There be treasure" are certified pirate sentences

[@Harmfulgorgon]

Matt, YOU will be my Halloween costume this year.

[@suckerforundertaleandmusic4747]

1:13 I bet they were trying to say Bichon like Bichon Frise, but autocorrect corrected it to Bitcoin.

[@theominouspigeon]

p i g e o n

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

Bitcoin 😂

[@sixeleven637]

My friend has a bitcoin dog

[@sixeleven637]

​@@waleedabdullahkhan5706dogecoin

[@elfiot]

Bitcoin is actually a decent name for a small dog. Every time you pick it up you could announce “Bitcoin is up!” My small dog actually enjoys/takes comfort in being held, so the gag could go on indefinitely.

[@Loganberry-69]

2:25😂I don’t know what’s weirder,that stainless steel is a option,or that one person picked it🤣I sure would😅

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

Me too, if only to tell people about it. 🤖👍

[@juliamdp]

This makes me sort of miss my beginner to intermediate English classes (English as a foreign language) because there was this reoccurring exercise in our homework book that was basically that, it was like “mark the word that doesn’t fit with the others” and there’d be options like: “pancakes” “bread” “waffle” “PIGEON” And though I hated classes and homework, I always laughed my s off doing that one

[@50cksie]

4:23, this is actually french for ‘vegetables’ so brian is just saying ‘vegetables’ which makes this 10x better

[@Joseph-ru8de]

Veg

[@BinglesP]

etables