Words you were not expecting to see (r/skamtebord)

[@CraftyZe_Terrible]

6:21 I LOVE how he has the string cheese photoshop hung in his bathroom.

[@elisecode2212]

Omg when he showed the image I thought he was going to put it in his bathroom, then I was like, “guess not”-didn’t even notice it later!

[@theneoreformationist]

Thank you for point this out!

[@Matt_Rose]

Ofc, it's a masterpiece.

[@Tf.itsemilya]

@@Matt_Rosehi

[@CoasterPlanet]

@@Matt_Rosematt can you do a video on creative insults?

[@lukeowen4989]

My autism diagnosis report stated that "Luke is happiest when writing, playing computer games or waterboarding."

[@GeneralCitizen]

surfimg

[@LaplacesAngel612]

Damn Luke

[@Thylaacine]

You’d do great in Langley!

[@beek.4860]

now that's a special interest!

[@glittle2023]

As an Autistic person, I think that waterboarding makes us all happy. :)

[@arsoncreates6375]

I do NOT like that Jeff’s nuclear arsenal is not at zero.

[@andistansbury4366]

Don't mess with Jeff.

[@gordon1545]

It says Jeff has fewer than 10 nuclear warheads and surely that's true?

[@BurntCheese-gz3ow]

@@gordon1545those are his finished ones, there are thousands in progress.

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

Bezos is done playing around.

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Definitely worrisome

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

Matt Rose stabbing himself in the head while drinking whiskey is somehow both the strangest thing I've ever seen and also extremely on brand for him.

[@g_cracker7745]

Morgan Freeman

[@googleyoflolz9930]

@@g_cracker7745 cheese butts

[@LocalKarura]

​@@g_cracker7745 Walter White

[@airam1721]

Wait what the hell

[@psycat_P57C4T]

Pickles

[@turingtestingmypatience]

I love that the stoned roommate's first thought was to order a personalised toblerone that just said "toblerone" as usual.

[@daveslamjam]

they probably wanted a toblerone that was comically misspelled, since that's very funny

[@xyzzyx4839]

honestly I'm so stupid when I'm stoned that I probably would've assumed I *had* to fill that out or it just wouldn't say anything.

[@TooManyFanbase]

Tublowonw

[@nikklaus6333]

Tobleborn

[@Tauntation]

My absolute favorite thing about the Toblerone story is that the roommate didn’t even try to write anything special. Just Toblerone. At that point even the misspelled one is FAR better than what the roommate was trying to get.

[@WeeWoo6up]

@@Tauntation "look at my custom toblerone I got" The toblerone: *toblerone*

[@HunterSeth]

Why does everyone except me love chocolate? It's not even solid or anything, just mysteriously disappears all the time. I never find out where it went.

[@sharmamonikaable]

tognoetone

[@sharmamonikaable]

Tobletone

[@tinfoil_pasta]

​@@HunterSeth Wait, sorry, your chocolate just randomly disappears?

[@josthechair4]

for those wondering the google how to eat a clock joke's punchline was "it's very time consuming"

[@Revalopod]

Ok.

[@Revalopod]

Okay.

[@Revalopod]

Ok

[@Revalopod]

O-kay

[@placeholderdoe]

@@Revalopodhey there, are you okay?

[@Zucchini1024]

3:38 ngl the funniest part of this one was the "We." in the middle of the paragraph

[@ToDCRobokirby]

Probably the calm before the storm.

[@princesswaspp]

maybe meant to say “Welp.”

[@NFSHeld]

Probably meant to be "Whatever."

[@4floramegamingonarocK]

Are the crystal gems

[@mochaXX16]

@@4floramegamingonarocK we’ll always save the day

[@dar3d3v1l3]

If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose surprised me with the word ‘Legumes’, I would have two nickels ,which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@DeliriumKlapps]

hahaha

[@NeonManul564]

legumes

[@gaspshichat]

r/skamtebord and r/sbubby are my favourite subreddits. i love them so much that i have two separate dinosaur plushies named after them

[@limit9020]

thats flippin adorable

[@Enchantlingus]

Aww. That's adorable.

[@EMan-xj5cz]

I love that

[@blakewhite3131]

Hell yeah

[@darkspine6710]

... and these are my plushies, one is named sbubby and the other one skamtebord. I promise im mentally stable ;)

[@connysmcb]

7:00 this is not something i was expecting to see tonight

[@epiccrusadr8583]

Real

[@Mikustan39]

Same here.

[@FlareStorms]

A true man of science, stabbing oneself to test a theory

[@frenchy6806]

Fr

[@sush1_cat871]

The moment I saw "you broke Emma's toy" I started internally shouting "HOMANDER HOMANDER" because my brother showed it to me and I haven't been able to forget it since

[@THERATISHEREEVERYBODYRUN]

*H E L L O*

[@Scribblemations]

It's Halloween time, Matt. Check your closet.

[@echazine]

I’m scared.

[@Dragoz.]

I found nothing

[@DatOne.Gallia]

I thought he was already out? (Joke)

[@Techmej]

Wig

[@reganregan2760]

Omg!! You are in my closet?? I just checked and found you 😭😭

[@ArcticaTheFox]

8:51 Was NOT expecting this ancient meme to show up on my feed today, but I am greatly pleased to be reminded of how funny it is to literally translate Chinese idioms to English. The phrase in Chinese is 好好学习天天向上, which means if you study hard, you’ll improve every day, but it can be literally translated to “good good study, day day up” XD

[@macaronandcheese18113]

what are you

[@softestcat]

Judging by their @ username and pfp, I'm guessing they're a fox.

[@REM_sheep]

Super cute pfp! 💜

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

cool channel

[@mikehu2451]

also the Chinese in the other speech bubble is just "what are (you) saying", implying the Chinese girl couldn't understand either lol

[@Finnbo18]

“Stainless Steel” - “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”

[@ChaffyExpert]

Ironically this would fit well for any sci fi thing with cyborgs/robots.

[@Questionablyexistant0]

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

[@raptalos9412]

Matt being a vampire was NOT on my bingo card for the year

[@SethsNewChannel]

It was on mine, though.

[@joshhaworth2155]

Doesn't it only count as vampirism if it's somebody else's blood?

[@rileyharris9772]

HE'S BISEXUAL /J

[@AndrewD8Red]

Vambire

[@mae4_mae4]

@@AndrewD8Red45 seconfs agp

[@dancmotya]

8:09 orange is done with purple's nagging, and told him when he will perish I love it

[@mandythegrimadventures8964]

it honestly gives off "39 buried, 0 found" meme vibes.

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

I also identify myself as a Stainless Steel

[@tictacmothma]

It wasn't a gender identity list. It was a filtering list for clothing on a shopping website.

[@marbelezju]

​@@tictacmothma i love stainless steel clothes

[@OldSchoolZ-wy2yx]

I know of a guy that put "Chevrolet" as his gender on Facebook lol

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@tictacmothma That means those clothes are for ..Stainless Steel?

[@Polikaize]

the only real gender out there, respect 👌

[@ThatSmolivGal]

2:07 SMILING FRIENDS JUMPSCARE

[@dakotashadow1]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE HOMANDER

[@peanutatomic]

Mr frog has outdone himself this time.

[@exetiorbraxplays3158]

im mr frog this is my show I eat the bug

[@richi3035]

Bruh I thought that was Jumbo Josh 💀

[@jesseweneedcook]

@@dakotashadow1 fr me too

[@caitlinabbott7895]

4:55 I've seen the original unedited photo, the sign originally said something along the lines of "Please don't tap the glass, I will slam my head into the wall and if I keep doing that I'll die."

[@stardust9470]

somehow even more unhinged _in context_

[@makiarizona]

computersaurus

[@polgara888]

yeah, flowerhorn cichlids do that.. did you know the big round thing on their head is called a kok? they missed a prime opportunity for the sign to say "Please don't tap the glass, I will slam my kok into the wall and if I keep doing that I'll die."

[@augustoof13]

I looked it up; it's "please do NOT stir me up. When you do I hit my head against the glass and if I keep doing it I will die." I love that image

[@50cksie]

4:23, this is actually french for ‘vegetables’ so brian is just saying ‘vegetables’ which makes this 10x better

[@Midgemong]

2:07 thought this was gonna be "homander." Was not expecting that. Skull emoji

[@BIGBUSSYSQUIRT]

I ate the bug...

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Same

[@TheAutisticArtistic]

Expected HOMANDER

[@JazmineDavis-rj6jx]

homander

[@Flesh_Wizard]

H O M A N D E R 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jemoeder1457]

5:38 that attempt on a Dutch accent was the worst I have ever seen and I love it keep going no tities

[@Victoria_is_sus]

Real

[@BeingObsessedWithBlueIsMyJob]

no tities :(

[@MarshiDaCutie]

*_w e e r_*

[@OfficalBird_man]

They made us sound german

[@chrisray7728]

7:24 Please never do that again.

[@arandomuserofinternet]

goodwill

[@Jad3z_Cl4wzOSC]

@@arandomuserofinternetg o o d w i l l

[@connysmcb]

The text about someone passing away followed by dad's wordle results is exactly the type of shit that goes on in my family group chat 😭

[@reganregan2760]

REPLY TO THIS 👹👹👹

[@typoriver3651]

Last week my grandpa passed. After sending condolences to my dad, he sent back pictures of his new AR-15. Not exactly the same, since he meant to send those pics. Idk. Still tactless though lol

[@mucicafrajer]

​@@reganregan2760👹👺🙈💀

[@jimb.7523]

Cereal

[@JesmondBeeBee]

Don't want to lose your streak.

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

5:52 Jeff is strapped

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

Watch out for jeff 💀

[@PROPLAYEN]

Jeff from EarthBound pretty much has nukes

[@colony30sshittyproudbanner]

​@@PROPLAYEN This is very true. The chart does not lie in that regard

[@juliamdp]

This makes me sort of miss my beginner to intermediate English classes (English as a foreign language) because there was this reoccurring exercise in our homework book that was basically that, it was like “mark the word that doesn’t fit with the others” and there’d be options like: “pancakes” “bread” “waffle” “PIGEON” And though I hated classes and homework, I always laughed my s off doing that one

[@promaster424]

You went from the "crazy Furby stories" guy to the SKULLEMOJEE guy to now the "tests everything Reddit could think of" guy. Amazing transition

[@PGB14]

True

[@meks039]

Everything... like... cylinders?

[@promaster424]

@@meks039 Who knows. He made a blood taste test after all

[@tailpig6417]

Well, as evidenced by the final post of this video, he's still the 💀 guy

[@JovanLemon]

Oh my god this is absolutely my favorite subreddit, and it fits the channel so perfectly too! kfc chicken drumstick

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

As a welder, I identify as heat-treated mild steel. I'm tough but breakable

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

I personally identify as canister Damascus heat treated high carbon steel.

[@Foxinamangle2]

Anterior

[@That-VR-Guy123]

❗️Rat Moses Moment❗️

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

❗💀❗

[@therealilikecats]

kodak

[@commercialchase8442]

LET MY MICE GOOOO

[@_WalkTheEarth_]

rat moses moment

[@kitty4evrr]

ohhhh that should be an image

[@hot_soup4319]

4:53 Honestly, it bothers me more that 3 of the 4 answers are all correct. You use your feet, legs, and by extension muscles to walk, but you don't *need* to use shoes. If the question was "What don't you use/need to walk," then it would've made heaps more sense. Edit: This is "Is water wet?" All over again.

[@CrashFan03]

maybe it's a "find the wrong answer" kinda quiz

[@johnhogue9402]

The question was "what do you use to walk" not "need". Therefore all the answers are correct. There needs to be an "all of the above" answer.

[@blakewhite3131]

​@@johnhogue9402 i mean, id never guess shoes from that, because i walk with my feet, not my shoes. I dont use shoes to walk, i use them for comfort while walking.

[@johnhogue9402]

@@blakewhite3131 so…you do use shoes to walk then? To walk comfortably?

[@blakewhite3131]

@@johnhogue9402 that implies every time i walk, i wear shoes. I do not.

[@argus_was_taken]

7:14 respectfully you look like a muppet while taste-testing

[@ShadowsightSolos]

One time my little sister, for schoolwork, had to write an essay on why drugs were bad. Instead of writing an essay, she just drew artwork of two wolves kissing while a bunch of mice took photos 💀💀 The teacher was upset, but the principal wasn’t. The principal just said “Why are you so upset? This is exactly why drugs are bad. If you do drugs, you will indeed have hallucinations of wolves kissing. Trust me, _I know from experience”_ ….elaborate on that last part please?

[@VV0XXY]

LMFAO?? 😭

[@axels.chainz]

6:46 MATT. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING

[@interbeamproductions]

Tasting blood like the usual

[@HellAndDamnation]

Science

[@tylergaming80612]

He’s just gonna be doin’ in the ol’ head and the knee, a little drop of each, and a quick taste test to see if he can discern the difference

[@viljamtheninja]

Spooky season science

[@DLBookTheGamer]

auto-vampirism

[@madeleineburrows5671]

Whomst. you gonna call? GHONSTBUBSTERS!!

[@CaelanWoollums]

7:20 understandable we don't want the cats gaining a taste for human blood

[@sorrel_leaf_vespers]

This is honestly my favorite genre of humor. Makes every random text I receive from my grandparents wonderful.

[@ShatteredSong]

3:05 for me, this is a vague memory of a cartoon episode where the boy was afraid of "evil pecking chickens" as the cause of chickenpox..... *as far as i know, it's an episode of Dexter's Laboratory.*

[@nohintshere]

5:27 guinea pigs when you don't feed them for 5 seconds

[@ponytailproductions2503]

How do people even come up with these?

[@Jacoboy27]

I don't think guinea pigs are supposed to say spain

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

5:29 my pig said “spain”

[@leirbag75]

I tried googling "guinea pig wee" to see what this sounds like and Google assumed I was talking about pee

[@Brianaya4383]

​@@leirbag75 well, wee does mean pee/ wee wee

[@stolz_ar]

"Politics. Trending. *Piss.*" Honestly, I think that's perfectly on-topic.

[@MawdyDev]

Matt, you made me laugh so loud that my husband had to cover my mouth with his arm while we were laying down to sleep.

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

Suggestion. People misunderstanding the plot of movies. I remember seeing a comment saying that they and their friend were watching Up and their friend thought that the girl in the beginning was a boy and that they went to Paradise Falls and became the villain. While the main character stayed home and wished that they’ve gone with their friend. Yeah, don’t ask me how they thought that was the plot.

[@moldfarmingLIVE]

Could that extend to misunderstandng the plot of video games too? Because for some reason when I was like 11 and first heard of Undertale, I thought that Toriel was the main villain who transformed into a scarier form, and that Sans killed Papyrus.

[@flowersbyphone2554]

not originally a movie, but before reading it, i thought Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde was about a detective who investigates a murder that he doesn't know was committed by his murderous other self

[@blusterthebenevolpede4137]

I got a theatre example: While I always knew Our Town was going to be a deconstruction of something, I thought it was going to be a deconstruction of pretentious southern small towns with more skeletons in their closet than you could shake a stick at, Moral Orel-style.

[@incessantsepia]

I feel like skameteboard was invented specifically for matt

[@therealilikecats]

Polaroid

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

skamtebord*

[@incessantsepia]

@@samuel-aka-contepic skanetehaod

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

@@incessantsepia *skordlbbdkdlldb

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

Who’s Matt? (make a chain)

[@skycl0uds__]

6:54 even though this is typical matt, this hurt to see, ouch

[@harucat543]

5:48 lmaoo the callback to the girl names with “p”, love stuff like that

[@Peypey-wn4fr]

7:21 I swear matt rose will do anything to test it out

[@No0neSpec1al]

Professer really said "Maggie Simpson (This is a threat)"

[@danuostret1900]

My uncle texted me " cucumber " without any context

[@koolaid33]

Grandma once texted me a capital U. On my birthday, that was it, the letter U. I responded by sending her a link to join me in Kick the Buddy Forever.

[@Casual_Crow]

8:58 No no… they’ve got a point.

[@GreysonmakesEdits]

Yeah I think the missed the point, the joke was that those sounds make ce (sh) ough (ow) olo (er).

[@JackOSTheCrybaby]

I’m gonna have a ceougholo! Ttyl!

[@ionic7777]

Basically showing how crazy phonetics are spelled in English

[@ScientistCat]

8:05 "Have you ever tried to eat a clock?" _flashbacks to watching Muzzy In Gondoland on VHS_

[@LuniaCain]

I was entirely expecting 'hello' for 2:04. That's Mr Frog. Hello. He's Mr Frog. This is his show. He eats the bug. He ate the bug. This is the end. He loves you. Hello. SKULLEMOJIIII

[@escchristian593]

EMERGENCY MR. FROG SITUATION!!!

[@your_local_internet_user]

dont forget homander tho

[@SpaceCore2053]

HOMANDER ​@@your_local_internet_user

[@LegionEagles22]

remember when he ate a man alive

[@ExtantPerson]

Homeander

[@TotallyNormalFroggy]

Ah yes, reminds me of this survey I used to take: we got classic questions such as your age, gender, region, and of course, "Have you ever swallowed a watermelon whole?"

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

Well, have you?

[@annaplaysandsings]

Froggy, answer the question, Froggy

[@oddcrafter1270]

Inquiring minds want to know, Froggy.

[@koolaid33]

Stop dodging this important question, Mr. Frog.

[@demonanastasiswonderland]

I personally have, in that I myself have been whole whilst swallowing watermelon :p

[@THE.OLD.CALLER.BRONZONG]

HANG ON LET ME TRY YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS STUFF MAKES ME THINK OF... CALIGULA

[@harshmnr]

8:48 If it makes you feel any better it makes sense in Chinese. 😂 There's a phrase that says 好好学习天天向上, which basically means if you study well you will improve everyday. But the literal translation is "good good study study day day facing up". And the girl says "What are you saying?" 😅 ~:~

[@Shopkeeper99900]

I speak Chinese, this is true

[@user-me6td1up1m]

1:22 teaching about NFTs would be quick. The entire lesson would just be “don’t throw away your money”.

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

And also it says cryptocurrency too.

[@user-me6td1up1m]

@@FB64_Fakebeta that would help save time in the curriculum. Combine both lessons into one class.

[@stardust9470]

Even faster The whole thing is just someone saying "don't"

[@TheCostantinus]

I can imagine the lesson: a teacher enters the classroom full of students, says "don't", and then leaves.

[@UberSpah]

You can profit on them if you are smart enough though. Same for cryptocurrencies. Although it's risky and no guarantees you will profit. Most of 13 year old kids probably don't have what it takes.

[@StarWarriorCentral]

(In France) Waiter: Would you like any sauces on that sandwich? Matt Rose: LMAO!!! (Le mayo)

[@TheChickenGod101]

Hey Matt, you Probably Won't See this, But you are a great creator. And the energy you bring to your videos is unmatched. Thank you for providing this mass entertainment for everyone and anyone. Well Done Matt Rose❤ EDIT: Yes lol, I liked my own Comment❤

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

When I saw that one person was stainless steel, I immediately saluted for them. Love to see metal.

[@crateredcallisto2854]

this was almost perfect timing because yesterday while i was on campus working on an essay, my dad randomly texted me "yay!" without any context. nothing to prompt it, and very out of the norm for him. it was hilarious

[@Selfdestructingwii]

2:08 smiling friends mentioned, deploy the worms

[@MarshiDaCutie]

He ate the bug. This is the end. He loves you.

[@homedepotfetus]

Hello! But I'm not sorry

[@bread496]

Eu mean those peanuts?

[@CrashFan03]

@@bread496 you need glasses man

[@dylanisntvibing]

@@MarshiDaCutieHE ATE WHAT?! OH MY GOD

[@jennyjokela1656]

2:27 shoutout to stainless steel, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[@phygs]

my favorite is "International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City"

[@Uhhhhhhhhhhh6]

When I realized the weakness of my gender, it disgusted me...

[@pengusplayz5756]

Honestly, its my favourite. Its severly underrated

[@JazniaDraw]

Robot related xenogenders be like:

[@qhu3878]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[@MidtownAnthro]

Thank you for reminding to participate more in r/Skamtebord, Matt! Have a good one!

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

5:15 A bit disappointed they didn't sneak in "oui" for France but can't have everything.

[@PalisadePeryton]

2:02 I was hoping so desperately that we'd get a Matt Rose dub of 'Homander,' but this works too

[@miuki2721]

To say, it was made by the same dude (ZTE, I don't remember the number at the end), Aiden Tyrell Washington is a sort of stage name.

[@PowerTower694]

10:03 THIS IS MY POST! Thank you, Mr. Rose!

[@Thatguy-v4z]

2:03 This is a legendary meme. Thank you for reminding me of this gem (Edit: I was expecting Homander lol)

[@FART674xbox]

HOMANDER

[@ToDCRobokirby]

Me too

[@ToDCRobokirby]

(also I got a last war ad before this)

[@RandomTheOfficial]

can you please atleast like watch the whole thing before commenting

[@harkchester999]

​@@RandomTheOfficialcan you at least be mindful you absolute half-dead ed balls

[@FluffyTheMoth]

Gives same vibe as me saying „cheese grater” to „what is your favorite colour?”

[@buildcraftgaming1548]

3:03 I made something like this once in a lazer cutting project. It was just the reaper leviathan from Subnautica with “Rico my beloved” underneath in all caps

[@erinrimmer9878]

That thumbnail reminded me of the gender options on an survey my collage asked us to take which included: male female non-binary yes no maybe Also at the end they put: "Is there anything else you'd like to tell us before you finish? Nope :)" as a question

[@luc11_]

"hey what's your gender?" "NO."

[@VV0XXY]

"yo what's your gender?" "maybe"

[@insectsect]

see i’ve seen people say “no” as a gender option before, which makes sense for non binary ppl and other stuff, but i’m very intrigued by the meanings behind “yes” as an option

[@bobmcguffin5706]

@@insectsect You have a gender but you want people to guess which one?

[@WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE]

Jeff has less than 10 nukes. That could mean anything from 0-9 nukes. Jeff is a force to reckoned with

[@13deadbugs]

i have a video idea, “bought this while drunk” or drunken amazon orders

[@Harmfulgorgon]

Matt, YOU will be my Halloween costume this year.

[@Shfoonderontonius]

Jeff has enough nuclear power to officially make it on the top ten list.

[@Danilthehero]

This particular Jeff is not a person. It's "Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion" which is not surprising to see on that list.

[@bscuit]

“bro thinks he’s a Pokémon” had me cackling

[@Leviathan56]

Matt rose always uploads when I am walking home, really nice to have something to listen to

[@barriedarbyshire2913]

"You broke my toy" "hello" genuinely seems like something that would actually happen in smiling friends

[@Artisticpersonhaha]

Seeing matt rose doing three different subreddits in one video (skamtebord, ai and askouija) is not something i would of asked for but im happy with it

[@strogonoffcore]

8:51 according to Google Translator, they're saying "what are you saying?", which makes sense

[@ChildNightmare]

6:36 have you considered dont?

[@FrostingDaProtogen]

i almost vomited seeing that

[@gaysquared235]

i was FULLY expecting “homander” but instead was greeted with mr frog

[@suckerforundertaleandmusic4747]

1:13 I bet they were trying to say Bichon like Bichon Frise, but autocorrect corrected it to Bitcoin.

[@theominouspigeon]

p i g e o n

[@waleedabdullahkhan5706]

Bitcoin 😂

[@sixeleven637]

My friend has a bitcoin dog

[@sixeleven637]

​@@waleedabdullahkhan5706dogecoin

[@elfiot]

Bitcoin is actually a decent name for a small dog. Every time you pick it up you could announce “Bitcoin is up!” My small dog actually enjoys/takes comfort in being held, so the gag could go on indefinitely.

[@br00k3_3d1ts]

matt becomes a vampire 7:15

[@Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian]

“I’m a vampire…..omnomnomnom”-Matt(Eddsworld)

[@Red_Platinuum]

​@@Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian who the hell is that

[@Red_Platinuum]

Is he the guy who shot regean

[@tamagocorn4123]

​@@Red_Platinuum it was a bus

[@Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian]

@@Red_Platinuum what??? it’s a character from a YT series called Eddsworld-

[@EdgyShooter]

Just Jeff and his collection of nuclear arms

[@XYZB0RG]

soon

[@ZoeyPruett]

Around 2:52 Me: “THE BEATING! RIP OPEN THE FLOORBOARDS AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES!” (That was a line from Telltale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe, by the way.) Gothic horror references aside, great and hilarious video, Matt!

[@Mh-kn1vf]

skamte bord means ashamed table in danish, I felt an immense urge to let everyone know this. Skamtebord

[@ay-dionne]

weer

[@DantevanGemert]

​@@ay-dionnedictafoon

[@railace3815]

for the “you have broken Emma’s toy” worksheet thing i was expecting *homander*

[@vincentoexists]

as a dutch person, you reading off dutch physically hurt me. thank you

[@dog7426]

Jeff’s had enough of the H.O.A, he’s taking matters into his own hands.

[@dontjudgemycuriosity]

Can we talk about how legendary April fools grandma is? I aspire to be like her

[@youtubechicken120]

5:58 Please do not the cat

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

I once googled "Large animals in Canada" and got the results of: Grizzly Bear Moose Whale Beaver

[@MoonMoverGaming]

I mean. Whale is an odd entry. You don't normally think of the ocean as being *in* a country. But technically there are whales in parts of the ocean that are legally considered part of Canada. And beavers....look, I mean they're not big like bears and moose, but they ain't little mice either.

[@aiiiia9971]

Watching Matt Rose lap up his own blood is not what I expected to watch today, he truly never fails to surprise me

[@argylega]

You do NOT want your cat to develop a taste for blood.

[@dudono1744]

Strangely ominous

[@KKHell]

"Ghonstbubsters" sounds like the title of a lost Super Ghostbusters track.

[@renakunisaki]

7:38 nobody questions why both signs (attempt to) say heaven

[@pranavkarmarkar]

4:19 Elvin Parsley???? Man Carrying Thing crossover????

[@SápmiBestCountry]

Yes

[@legosnek]

Man Carrying Skamtebord

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

It was Parsley in the image, it was a pun clearly.

[@MossyMints44]

Elvin Carrying Parsley

[@cruncyart]

I love alvin parsley...

[@twhippp]

Nobody: Car guys at 4 AM: 9:21

[@SkeletonLand368]

MMMMMRRRBB [Shifts gear] MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRB [Shifts gear] MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBB

[@Durpasaurus]

7:05 vamgire ros

[@ArtsyKnox25]

My gender is now stainless steel. I am no longer nonbinary. /j