Ross Dress For Less Might Be The Best Store Ever. Cliff Cash - Full Special

[@cherylannereed-heyerdahl-a2964]

In 1996 I got married to my first husband and we drove from New Jersey to California with everything we owned in the back of a Jeep Cherokee when we got to California we already lost it after a few weeks driving safety and cross the country and we went inside a bunch of sleep for a couple hours so there's 3 a.m. we figured we'd be safe if we waited till about 6 daylight to open up the car and get all our stuff out things like our wedding presents our even our toothbrushes and underwear. We did ship some stuff but I mean we had everything else in that thing packed to the gills like a Tetris game. At 6:00 in the morning we went outside to unload Jeep found a window smashed and everything gone even our toothbrushes and underwear. San Diego Police department said welcome to California. I took what was left of our money I think it was maybe $200 and we went to Ross dress for less. the odd assortment of items in our cart the cashier's eyes as we got in line and she looked at us a little funny. Kind of embarrassed to explain why we were buying two toothbrushes two pairs of underwear each all the essentials and still trying to figure out how to get two plates two forks two knives etc. When we told the cashier our story she called the manager over and the manager on the spot gave us a $3,000 gift certificate to Ross dress for less. I will shop there every chance I get I don't care if they start selling only hula skirts and coconut bikini tops I'll go buy one of each to support this store because customer service was taken to a whole new level

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

That's awesome that they did that for you.

[@amynazza]

Amazing!!! And I agree, that’s CA. It’s a trash state when it comes to car theft. My bff took her kids from NH to CA to show them where they lived when they were born and they left backpacks in the car when they went inside a restaurant for dinner. Came out and the rental’s window was broken and all bags gone, even the baby blankets. 😭😭

[@junedunne]

Thanks, I needed a laugh and you've got some original takes! 😂😄😂

[@mollypinto4666]

Bless you guys who try to educate your audience against racism 👏 💗 Awesome show thank you🙌

[@ryanrochefort]

Great set! Love the part at the end about your dad and knick knacks!

[@margaretharvey6976]

Thanks!

[@MZRTMusic254]

Didn't get the reception he deserved 😂 funny dude

[@biker5662]

"And he became a knickknack!"🤣🤣🤣

[@cmclem1959]

From one Cliff to another, very funny.

[@dentondavenport8607]

Thanks! you're funny 🤣

[@juliejustus6878]

In the 80’s! People could disagree on things and still respect each other. Everything was fine until social media. Now everyone thinks their always right.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Agreed...before it we usually defaulted to "there's gotta be an expert out there who knows way more" nowadays it is more of a "I have x followers who agree with me that means I am right" (they forget what math is.....out of 8 billion people even if 80 million agreed with them that is still just 1%)

[@ThePancakeJedi]

You Southern people are adorable.

[@janelliot5643]

@@ThePancakeJedi you Smug people are the cuties! precious!

[@andrewvalenzuela4383]

No, in the 80s you and everyone you knew where very careful about what they said. The people that you knew where your life, your job, your friends, the people at the store and bank knew who you where and what you "believed ". The 80s may sound like the great beyond but it was very much like a high school for years..and know that the same factors where prevalent in social status so you couldn't make a statement and have it be "moving", people just called you a nut job. It was a very conservative time, and that is not always good.

[@ThePancakeJedi]

@@andrewvalenzuela4383 You win the prize for best comment!

[@d3xcal124]

"is that Daryl?" 🤣

[@syd2248]

Soooo no one’s gonna say he looks like Ricky Gervais🤣This was a really good one! Hope to see him again soon!

[@dumbideas3361]

He really walked up to the dry bar comedy line, with that Dicks sporting goods joke.

[@cliffcashcomedy]

Last names cash. Gotta walk the line 😂

[@mbyrd6713]

Lol, I think I bought my son that exact shirt from Ross 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

As someone who has regretfully spent nearly 100% of their life in southern states, his description of the storm response is spot on. 16 months 29 days until I never look back.

[@Just1Nora]

Hewwo... ÔwÔ I can't leave...keep hope alive!

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

@@Just1Nora From 1 Nora to another, I will try

[@florptytoo]

Well...bai. Don't let the door hit you in the butt. 😅

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

@@florptytoo gotta love the hostility that you represent. Shows maturity and self control. Thanks for representing your community

[@avarielblackwing6613]

He hasn't hit Ross lately, obviously... inflation is everywhere.

[@grant1739]

You don't say..

[@knockknock1246]

@@grant1739 You don't say... 😂 What are you Spanky from Our Gang? 😂

[@AdabAbu]

Amen

[@user-sg8wf5qo9s]

I guess it's an old video, they do post earlier ones again sometimes

[@knockknock1246]

@@user-sg8wf5qo9s US inflation thst bad, huh?

[@jankarnicki5691]

Awesome.

[@BenReese]

18:30 - 21:10 shoutout to the editors and sound guys lol

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

You're really hilarious, GOD BLESS YOUR FATHER, he sounds like my dad, who died almost 6 years ago. His family came 1st

[@newwmann109]

Sorry for ur loss. My pops passed August 2017 so I feel the same pain!!

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

@@newwmann109 GOD BLESS YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY

[@brett4264]

I enjoyed listening to him. Good story teller.

[@knockknock1246]

Indeed.

[@jabrown1978]

I guess I kinda sorta knew but didn't know that that was the full government name of the store, but the fact he insists on referring to it by its full name only just cracks me for some reason 😁There's two Ross Dress For Less stores in my town and I will endeavor from now on to only address them with the respect that uttering their full name commands.

[@GraceInnovations]

😄😄 The sign flipping was great lol

[@ragamuffinukes2779]

--- You made me laugh! That's hard to do... Thank you! I lived in Tennessee & North Carolina & your skit is EXACTLY how they roll... And you didn't cuss, remarkable! I'll be watching for more of you. Happy trails, Ms CharLee

[@SophisticatedBob]

This guy is great. From Gastonia North Carolina.

[@mbaluan3894]

I love knick knacks!!!!!!! My husband hates it 😅😆😆😆

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Mountain dew (diabetes in a bottle)

[@kristinesmart3134]

That's hysterical and so true!! Thank God I stopped drinking it at 11. The flavor got old.

[@shirleylynch6132]

All soda, diet included causes weight gain.

[@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328]

I love his smart southern/dumb southern bit LOL...

[@ive_changed8403]

The prices nowadays Tshirts $5.99- $24.99 Pants $13.99- $24.99 Outerwear $19.99- $60 I work at Ross Our new logo is Yes for Less now Not dress for less..

[@tammihan8087]

Awesome I laughed a lot. 🎃🎉

[@vivianwilliams6322]

Awesome standup. NC in the house!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Great job! Funny as heck.

[@lynnetheridge1765]

Very funny! Cracking up! 😂

[@SoCalRvca]

Awesome!

[@dianaluna1575]

I love Ross

[@briandpincus]

ROSS is AMAZING!!! Cliff matched.

[@cedarpoplar]

Ross can actually find a couple of shoes 😅😂

[@knockknock1246]

I know few people from North Carolina and they all are at least reasonably intelligent. One is tier one 1⃣ special forces and he is very intelligent. Anyways, very funny show.... 👍

[@jenna6149]

Have the news check in with him next storm because I swear they look for the dumbest folks specifically.

[@knockknock1246]

@@jenna6149 ?

[@rustylee1836]

FROM North Carolina xD Are you saying they left?

[@edwinagolombek3253]

you are SO fabulous!

[@Authorsayidabano]

He is so good 👍

[@Tom-wo9uu]

Sebastian Maniscalco would be proud of you riffing on his bit.

[@shaneross7428]

Wow I'm a comedian Connoisseur and he was brilliant and funny. I laughed almost the whole time.

[@sacredspiritualhealing3970]

Omg so funny...when i first glanced at him on my little phone, i hear h say he has no colon...and i look at the screen and it appeared that he had only a shirt on!! Good job...got me to listen :)

[@JUICEdaAV8R_YouTube]

Cliff, did you ever do a show at Timberline Lodge at Mount Hood, Oregon?

[@tammybergstrom1990]

Hilarious

[@brett4264]

I think that microphone needs a new battery.

[@mikeh.7499]

Yes, something off on the sound or acoustics...

[@Sam-b7t1z]

I set the tile in willy's house your funny he's awesome too

[@rachelleczeczko9076]

Funny 😆😉🙃

[@mustbtrouble]

Go into Ross w/ a backpack and you have to say "hi" like 14x bc the employees just trail you and when you make eye contact thats all they really got. cuz Think about it you're at Ross the entire store is just leftovers collected from the clearance racks of better stores nobody knows quite whats there .They can't ask "can I help you find something?" someone asks you that it's probably their first day. u wouldn't even have an Answer anyway , the last time you were there they were loaded with boardshorts and off brand screwdriver sets but now there's some kinda nice Bengals pullovers where those were, but you're in Sacramento.

[@kimberly8185]

I love Ross!

[@user-gl2ps6ui8p]

Very funny!

[@61Wolves]

What part of North Carolina are you from because I was born in Thomasville and lived in Winston Salem , Charlotte and married in High Point ..Good to see a homie doing good ...blesssings

[@remyllebeau77]

Ross? I get my clothes at the Thrift store. Get on my level!

[@steved6269]

I just want everyone to know that I'm the first commenter and that any reasonable person should hate when people on YT leave this type of comment. No one cares.

[@jamespimental6919]

No one cares

[@Frejborg]

Seems like you care.

[@ThisGuy-79]

I don't either, it's barely funny, I've seen some way better drybars

[@tonychang3080]

Cliff is " ross" great .He is really funny... super show .

[@christopherbic7688]

Dry Bar, sound was not of your standard quality. I'm confident you will higher quality going forward. Thank you.

[@shelbiecarroll9815]

😂🤣

[@CherryStudios2]

Not only do we have a racism problem, but it's also considered socially acceptable. In college, I was stunned how many people were openly racist toward white people. They target one specific race, but ironically believe that doesn't fit the definition of racism. Sad that we still don't all think of people as people.

[@MillennialForChrist]

Mark Dice startes coining it as "Anti-Whiteism." I'm black & most of my friends are White. I've always liked White, Asian, & Latino ppl growing up in FL😊.

[@JC-cm9bn]

He's making fun of Southerners that exist for real 😂😂😂😂

[@busterhyman103]

No, he is a thick-tongue mumbler.

[@tyrellhoward]

21:53 and on lol

[@kaitlynavitia1359]

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH KNICK KNACKS 😝😝😝

[@jhildebrand7447]

I love the south.

[@jackies56tbird]

Here I am. My Mom's last name was ROSS

[@illegalinternet2492]

Where is Ross? I need to go there.

[@Jesusisimaginary]

He's hilarious and it's always nice to see a comedian take a shot at religion, especially Christianity, LMAO 🤣

[@remyllebeau77]

Not like we've ever seen a comedian do that before. /s 👀 Do that for the democrats religion of worshiping the state, or for islam, THEN I'll call him courageous.

[@Jesusisimaginary]

@@remyllebeau77 You're right...

[@OpenToSuggestions]

dude looks like Ted Cruz's southern second cousin ngl

[@toolman9081]

Do it for Dale.

[@Receiver369]

❤️ ❤️

[@abigailandino6251]

The pants match his skin, when the camera pans out …. It’s ….😳

[@Just1Nora]

The sad part is that I recognize his particular NC accent. 😅

[@practicalplinking6133]

How can ya be a Southerner when ya's from North Carolina ?? good stuff !!

[@rachelbrady387]

I was wondering the same thing. We're in Mississippi. My sister just moved back here from Asheville and she did say their southern accent is on point and way worse than ours 🤣🤣

[@TheKensta88]

The same way everyone from South Dakota is a midwesterner.

[@jerrybrooks870]

North Carolina is part of the South. It's south of the Mason Dixon line.

[@rustylee1836]

He's probably just educated and knows it's in the group of states referred to as The South. No offense Rachel and plinking.

[@juliejustus6878]

I know a lot of people that are from the South that are highly intelligent people

[@shirleyconnelly3609]

I missed Savers.

[@mkarlova4743]

🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@leviyk7]

If you want to here an intelligent man rattle off in a heavy southern accent, listen to Dave Ramsey.

[@LostNFound432]

I'd like to there one, if you have a suggestion!

[@leviyk7]

@@LostNFound432 I just made a suggestion.

[@cliffcashcomedy]

No thanks 😂

[@leviyk7]

@@cliffcashcomedy something tells me you know what I'm talking about

[@lw3269]

Not saying all Southerners are stupid but.... my family moved back and forth between the north and south every year or two when I was growing up. When I got to the southern school, I was bored because I had already been taught that stuff the year before. I was given "special" assignments to keep busy. The following year, when I moved back north, I was hopelessly behind, and had to study a ton to pass the grade. This went on from first grade until high school. So yeah, most southerners are not that bright. Sorry.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

I don't have a gall bladder anymore

[@jackies56tbird]

I'm done F-

[@florptytoo]

Idk what Ross he's shopping at, but here, they're pretty expensive. Definitely NOT cheaper than thrift stores. Not even close. Saw an ugly sweater for $20 and a $60 jacket there, just today.

[@kregpeterman3145]

The US is definitely a caucasion country at 60% , Latinos are by far the largest minority. Blacks are significantly less at 13 % . But we are to believe that blacks make up the largest , racist directed indifference as a culture. How come we don't hear this from Hispanics?

[@K4R3N]

Found the racist

[@LostNFound432]

Bc they're too busy working and trying to stay under cover lol

[@VadimR4]

South's voting record is actually quite good. The blue states can learn from them!

[@mikeblalock4116]

Comment

[@KimberlyKMitchell]

Thank you for your Channel updates God Elohim Father and Heavenly Mother Jausalem Elohim God's

[@dianacryer]

Everybody is funny until you don’t agree with their politics. People need to lighten up.

[@AFishNamedBob]

Is this supposed to be a place we've heard of?

[@MikeWalksWithJesus]

Making fun of the truck drivers that feed your family. Classy

[@LostNFound432]

Lol he didn't make fun of truck drivers at all...he said it makes for a boring show. Same w nearly all other jobs

[@thomasrobertson8109]

Don't Know who you are.?

[@shirleyconnelly3609]

Walmart is better dude.

[@joelbuyno5500]

Ross you're rich

[@thomasrobertson8109]

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[@laurakibben4147]

Best store ever, yeah if you're not mentally challenged and trying your damned best to work hard and learn only to be mistreated within 6 days ....😡😡

[@juliejustus6878]

I’m sorry but, the Whitney Houston joke was tasteless

[@aquachonk]

This guy is a lot funnier than that uptight religious crowd gave him credit for.

[@shalacarter6658]

Please sign up to be an organ donor today! Thank you!

[@dixieboy5689]

Fairly good show , until ... he started with the Non funny racist stuff. Instant Fail. No humor in that at all. I stopped right there. Good luck to the struggling comic. It aint easy being original.

[@agilemonk6305]

Thanks!

[@aaronpetersen2736]

He’s hittin the spot with the Christian/Mormon Conservative crowd….not.

[@bbopetersen]

Lol I was gonna say, Mormons do the whole “God must’ve wanted this” thing, so they don’t think his mom is crazy at all

[@bbopetersen]

Source: I used to be Mormon

[@JamesFox1]

ross dress for less isnt poor clothing . NO RDFL Isn`t CHEAP !!! MAYBE CMING FROM SOMEONE RICH = YES !

[@ramonazteca252]

i'm gonna go against the tide. i've watched dozens and dozens of dbc performers that i couldn't stop laughing. with him, i never started. i stopped watching about half way, so maybe i wasn't fair to him.

[@sparrowschmidt818]

You’re not alone, and I too have enjoyed dbc lol’s. But I did listen through it all

[@cliffcashcomedy]

No one cares.

[@ramonazteca252]

@@cliffcashcomedy why respond?

[@kt_cv5546]

Not funny

[@grant1739]

@@grumpyoldguy584 don't become a comedian..

[@cliffcashcomedy]

I can’t even imagine being bored enough or empty enough to take the time to type out negativity that no one asked for. Must be a sad life

[@LegendaryJim]

@@cliffcashcomedy ​ while I don't agree with the negative criticism, to rebut every negative opinion of your material with disparaging insecurity earns you nothing. Not everyone is going to dig your set, let everyone else decide whether they agree with him or not.

[@rustylee1836]

@@cliffcashcomedy Wow maybe get some thicker skin. Ironic that you are calling people sad while exhibiting the saddest behavior I've seen in the Drybar comments section. You went through the comments and insulted each person that didn't enjoy your show?

[@jesusisable7052]

Bruh who is picking the talent now , fire them this isn’t clean comedy . I hope you see this, quit go work for Comedy Central .😵‍💫🤨🧐🥴

[@its_me_flee8188]

NOT AT ALL FUNNY. I had to fast-forward.